okay mom thank you

People who slam doors and stomp their feet to show how much they want to physically hurt you shouldn’t be trusted

come home (to you, to us)

ao3 | part of the zimbits airport AU

When Bitty calls his parents to tell them he’ll only be coming to Madison for two weeks that summer, they’re disappointed but understanding.

“I have to look for jobs in Boston,” he says by way of explanation. “It’ll be easier in the summer since all the college students will have gone home. Besides, I need to live there for at least one summer to decide if I really want to live there year-round.”

“That makes perfect sense, Dicky,” his mother replies. “But if you change your mind and want to stay for longer, that’s perfectly fine too. Just let us know, okay?”

“Okay, Mom. Thanks.”

“Oh, and Dicky, what’s the background behind you? That’s not your dorm room, is it?”

Shit. Bitty looks around at Jack’s apartment. He completely forgot that he usually Skypes his parents from his dorm. “I’m at Lardo’s. She’s having a get-together with the old team— um, I’m the first one here,” he adds, because his parents definitely know how loud his team is, and Jack’s apartment is practically silent in comparison, even when Jack is home. “She just ran out to the store, but I’ll tell her you say hello?”

“Yes, thank you.”

“You’ve got a place to stay in Boston this summer?” Coach checks.

“Yes, sir. Earned some money from babysitting some of my professors’ kids, enough for a month if I don’t get a job. Worst comes to worst, Lardo said I can crash at her house until I’m on my feet.”

Mom smiles. “She’s a very nice girl, Dicky.”

“Sure is,” Bitty replies carefully. “But I know where you’re going with that, and we’re not interested in each other.”

“Of course, of course. Well, we’ll Skype next weekend, right?”

“Yes, and then I’ll fly back with you after graduation.”

“Oh, don’t talk about that,” Mom says, flapping her hand. “I’m not ready for you to be out of college.”

“Me neither,” Bitty says, but his mother’s already left the frame. Bitty can hear her blowing her nose offscreen.

“You’re keeping an eye on job listings?” Coach asks.

“Yes sir. I’m going to downtown every so often to see if there are any help wanted signs, too. Not much luck, but Dex usually stays for the summer and always manages to find a job somehow, so I can ask him if he knows any places that are hiring.”

“All right, Junior. Take care of yourself. See you next Sunday.”

“You too. Bye, Coach.”

His dad hangs up, and Bitty sighs. He’s both dreading and anticipating the trip back to Madison— dreading because he’s been putting it off for a long time, anticipating because maybe then he won’t have to tell them that he’s at Lardo’s apartment, maybe instead he can say ‘My boyfriend lives in New England, and we don’t want to do long distance, and I don’t want to come back to Georgia and have to go back in the closet.’

Jack, saint that he is, had offered to come with Bitty to Madison, and like a wimp, Bitty had accepted. He’ll be staying in a hotel so that Bitty doesn’t have to worry about how to introduce him, but in case it goes badly, Bitty has somewhere to go.

If it goes badly. Lord, he doesn’t even want to think about that.

Bitty closes his laptop with a sigh and goes to rummage through the kitchen and see what he can bake with the ingredients in the apartment. He’s in the mood to make something simple right now, something he could do in his sleep.

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Call Me Daddy

Suho: Finally a song for me!
Chen: You mean Kris.
Sehun: Yeah get over yourself mom.
Baekhyun: Should I call dad and see if he’ll come over for this one?
Tao: Noooo
Kyungsoo: Yes.
Kai: Mom looks pissed
Xiumin: It’s okay Suho
Suho: Thank you, mature adult.
Lay: Yeah don’t worry mom.
Chanyeol: Dad will take care of this.
Suho: Fuck you guys. No dessert tonight and everyone is to be in bed by nine-thirty.
The rest of Exo: ugh MOM

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Request:Can you please do a Peter Maximoff imagine from
apocalypse where he sees you playing with his little sister and helping his mom cook and he blurts out “I love you” ?? Thanks! l love your account so so much

——
Wanda:“I want to be a plane again!”*giggles*

Y/N:“Of course!”

You trow Peters little sister into the air only to catch her a few seconds later.

Peter just stares at you,he adores you he really does.

——

Y/N:“Let me help you!”

Peters Mom:“Oh that’s nice of you,sweetheart!”

Y/N:“You’re welcome,Ma'am!”

Peters Mom:“Aww,don’t call me ma'am I only feel old!”*laughs*

Y/N:“Okay,thank you!”

You start to cook with his mom,and Peter?

Peter just stares at you,he adores you he really does.

—-

Wanda:“This tastes so good,you’re amazing Mom!”

Peters Mom:“You can say to Y/N too she’s amazing too she helped me!”

Wanda:“Thank you Y/N!”

Peter:“Man this is amazing,Y/N you’re great!”

Y/N:“Thanks Peter!”

Peter:“That’s why I love you you’re so nice to–”

Wanda:“…”

Peters mom:“….”

Y/N:“Did you-Did you just said that you’re in love with me?”

Peter:“…no…I didn’t!”

Y/N:“..I- can we talk outside?”

Peter*nods*“Yeah I think so!”

—-

Peter:“I know you don’t love me!But yeah I love you you so kind and beautiful-”

Y/N:“Who said I don’t love you too?”

Peter:“and you’re so nice and–wait what?”

Y/N:“Who says I don’t adore you Peter?”

Peter:“no one just me?”

Y/N:“Exactly!”

Originally posted by imagine-that-marvel

anonymous asked:

How are you holding up with the attack in london? hope you're okay

I’m okay, thank you! Honestly my mom freaked out more than I did and she’s back in America! I’m not freaked out, I’m just a little nervous about leaving school to go home in the dark but I’m sure I’ll be fine lol

I know it’s a common joke that we’re all confused when porn blogs start following us here on tumblr, but just try imagine what it’s like to open your inbox every so often and there’s messages from people with usernames like ‘choke-me-daddy69fuckface’ and ‘deepthroatmetodeath’ wishing you a happy day, thanking you for fanfic updates, politely calling you mom and hoping your health is doing okay and if you ever need anything they’re there for you.

Then you’ll have some vague idea of what my morning was like.

Also thank you, babies, tumblr-mom is doing okay, thanks for checking <3

I’ve made it, Mom. Are you proud of me? No? Okay. THANKS FOR FOLLOWING ME EVERYONE. Gosh, this means so much. So here’s a shit promo picture to let you all know. You’re all so lovely. 

Special shout outs to
@noxthyme MY BRO.Actual FANTASTIC writer. They’re so great. 10/10. Would rp with forever. You’ll not regret it. 
@likeavirus Actual smol bean brother. I’m so glad you messaged me tbh. Great writer! Great Jerome! Fantastic person! 
@blccdsport The actual Vamp mama. She’ll kick ur ass, but also fantastic human being. <3 

Now for the rest of you who made the mistake and followed me. (and/or i follow and just love u) 

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A little boy came up to me and asked “Excuse me, do you have this pokemon book?” and showed me a picture he had cut out from a magazine of some sort. Right now our store is doing that half off thing but we removed all ‘big name’ items off the selves so they won’t be misconstrued as half off, including books.

I told him we didn’t have it (which we don’t, Pokemon items sell really fast in our store), and he just looked so sad like “oh.., okay, thank you” and started to walk away with his mom and grandpa. I had to call him back before he left. “Hey kid! Hold up!” And I grabbed my backpack and started going through it.

Lucky for him I bought the exact book he was asking for like a week ago and left it in my backpack so I could read something while on break or traveling to and from work. When I handed it to him he was so confused and asked me “I can borrow this?”

“Nah, you can have it :) I don’t have any real use for it and you really wanted it, right?” I swear his whole face lit up when I told him and his grandpa was like “give them a high five!” The kid, the grandpa, and mom gave me a high five and the mom pulled me aside and said “Bless you” and squeezed my shoulder before they all walked away.

Gotta say… Not a bad way to start the New Year; helping people out and making them feel good.

  • Me: Hey Mom I'm going to hit up the grocery store so you don't have to, just let me know when the list is ready so I can go.
  • Mom: Okay, thanks son. I'll let you know when I'm done with it.
  • *45 Minutes Pass*
  • Mom: Are you still going?
  • Me: Uh yeah, I was waiting for you to finish up the list.
  • Mom: I've been done for an hour.