okay maybe yeah

Me: I have very high standards!
Everyone: -submits their fanart/fanfics-
Me: YOU’RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!!!!11!!


I’m sorry. Not really. I just love all your fanarts.

in relation to my last addition to the last post i had replied to, guys please don’t pursue your teachers
dont pursue them until you graduate, and if you’re able to, wait a bit afterwords. you’re risking not only your reputation but theirs, plus their job. if you somehow confess before you graduate and they advance, DO NOT ACCEPT THAT. DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT ACCEPT THEIR ADVANCES. the power balance between us and them is tremendous and if they TRULY love you, they can wait too. 
please please please reconsider these kinds of things guys. i wish you the best with your TC’s but guys for the love of god lets be smart about this

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         When I’m with you,
                                                    danger seems like a good thing…

Okay but Zayn announced Pillowtalk on January 24th and released it on the 29th and I’m not saying Liam’s solo debute is gonna perfectly match up with Zayn’s but there are similarities and I’m just saying SOLO LIAM IS THIS WEEK

I wanted to take some preview pictures for the recolor I did on the weekend but created a cute vampire instead because I don’t even know. No energy. I spent the afternoon at the library with my classmates. We had a small project with ten years old kids and there were like, I don’t know, twenty of them? It was fun, I love doing such things. Next week we’re in fact having a sleepover at the library and the librarian said it’s gonna be the same group. So yeah, cool, however when these things are over I always realize how exhausted it actually makes me feel :D I guess I ignore it when I’m around those kids and then they leave and it just hits me.

Anyways, then I came home, turned on the TV and saw the first news about what happened in London. I’m still shocked and just…the older I get the more I can’t understand what’s going on in the world. I hope you are alright, guys. Stay safe.

  • parent: im waking you up tomorrow to make sure you get up in time for church
  • me, who despises getting up early: please dont
  • parent: you need to go to church
  • me: *reflects on previous week of gay fanfiction*
“Give up, Malfoy!” he shouted from his temporary bunker. “You’re just making this harder on yourself.”

“Oh really!” Draco shouted back. “Is that the only thing that’s hard?”

Harry grinned and adjusted himself. “Wanna find out? Put down your wand and maybe I’ll let you hold mine.” Harry heard Draco’s snort from across the room, and okay, yeah, maybe that one was pretty horrible. He stood up, then immediately dropped back down as a Blasting Curse blew up the pillow with a loud whump! Feathers drifted down around him. “Draco, what the hell!”

“Are you propositioning me, Auror Potter?” Draco taunted. “Because that would be a direct violation of Chapter Five, Paragraph Ten, Section Six.” His voice dropped low and mock-disappointed. “We just went over that.”

Harry thumped his head back against the side of the bed, and resisted the urge to get up and strangle Draco only because he knew he’d get hexed if he tried. “You asked me if I was hard!”

I can say whatever the fuck I want. It’s the one advantage of being the prisoner,” Draco said. “You, on the other hand, are an Auror and are thus expected to hold yourself to a higher code of conduct.”

“Yeah, well next time you want to prove your point you can blow up your own pillow, you arsehole,” Harry snapped. “I liked that one.”

“What are you going to do, arrest me for it?” Draco sang out from across the room.
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The evolution of a queen - part 1 / part 2

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ETHANS NOT FAT

Ricengum is a DICKHEAD

Ethan is NOT FAT AND I REPEAT IS NOT FAT okay

Yeah maybe Ricegum does get more views on his videos but Ethan try’s okay he really does and Ethan makes collabs with his FRIENDS okay F R I E N D S FRIENDS.

Does it really matter who gets more subs or views I see where Ethan is coming from where Ricegum wanted to be in the YouTube rewind but didn’t and then got pissed because he didn’t okay.

But don’t call Ethan fat okay because he not I’ve seen Ethan has gotten a lot more happy and a lot more lively in his videos now he’s trying his best okay so don’t put the ultimate behzinga down he is WAY BETTER THEN YOU RICEGUM WAY BETTER DICKHEAD.

I didn’t know Ricegum until now, I watched one of Ricegum videos and that’s the one where he called Ethan fat I disliked the video straight away when I heard that he did.

NO ONE CALLS BEHZ FAT

who agrees with me on this.

anonymous asked:

"Well that's tragic."

“Oh come on.” Vivi rolled her eyes and moved her flashlight to face Arthur. “You can’t tell me you aren’t just the tiniest bit curious as to how this thing works.”

“…” Arthur crossed his arms. “I admit nothing.”

“And that just proves to me that you wanna turn this thing on as much as I do~”

“I don’t want to turn it on, Vivi.” Arthur groaned and walked around to the giant device. It looked incredibly old fashioned, even cartoonish in a way, especially the giant tank labeled “INK” on the side of it. “Okay yeah, maybe I wanna know how it works, but you know the second I get this thing up and running, all hell’s gonna break loose, right?”

“He has a point.” Lewis chuckled as Vivi pouted at him. “That’s how things usually go, anyway.”

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Waking up to memes
  • ENTP : *just woke up and is confused*
  • *is thinking why INTP is in her room*
  • *but decides to just ignore that*
  • ENTP : hey hey INTP,
  • INTP : Oh good afternoon, have you finished the-
  • ENTP : He boot too big for he goddamn feet
  • *laughs*
  • *goes back to sleep*
  • INTP : What? Hey I wasn't done talking...
  • ~Cheshire, ENTP