okay like honestly what are you doing

What Dating V Would Be Like
  • Okay, lets talk about his cuddle ratio first
  • Honestly, 99.9% of times, you will be in Tae’s arms somehow in someway, or you will be the one who is embracing him
  • In his lap? Check.
  • Laying down? Check.
  • During piggyback rides? Check.
  • Basically expect lots of contact from this boy
  • Linking pinky fingers instead of handholding because “Jagi, it’s so much cuter if we do it this way!”
  • Tae trying, (but failing), to paint your toes
  • Having water gun fights in the house
  • And laughing when you both scream because of the cold water
  • Having lots of snowball fights in the winter
  • And then after them going into a café and warming yourselves back up with hot chocolate and kisses
  • Taehyung is a tease
  • Have you seen his oral fixation?
  • He’d use it to his advantage
  • Especially when he’s trying to turn you on or make you forgive him for something silly he’s done
  • “Tae, just because you keep licking your lips like that doesn’t mean I’ll forgive you for breaking my mother’s vase.”
  • “Oh really babe? Then what if I use my tongue elsewhere hmm?”
  • He can go from 0 to 100 with a snap of your fingers
  • You two could just be kissing sweetly
  • But one suggestive move and suddenly Tae would be pinning you down and shoving his tongue into your mouth in the most wonderful way
  • Food fights are common
  • Thankfully you guys have a dog that is more than willing to eat all the food up from off the ground
  • Karaoke and dance battles are also common in your house
  • By the end of the night, your bound to have a neighbor complaining about the noise and one of you will have your feelings hurt from losing
  • But its okay, because kisses make everything better
  • Taehyung would be so supportive of anything you do
  • He’d always root you on from the sidelines, praising you in your work and showering you in support and compliments
  • He always makes sure to tell you he loves you at least three times a day because he knows, without you, his life wouldn’t be the same. He loves you with all his heart and soul, so make sure you love this boy back with just as much passion and love as he does with you.

Originally posted by bwipsul

anonymous asked:

¡Hola hola! I was wondering if you could do one of those things like how would it be like to be Percy's younger half sister? Also I love how much you interact with everyone it's honestly great

oh my god thank you what the fuck ?!

also, you’re v nice hola!!!

okay, here we go :

• protective older brother !!!!

• ‘so perce I think I have a crush on’ 'lmao what no you don’t’

• anytime you mention that someone is cute, he shuts you down in five fucking seconds like ur still five and you can never love anyone ever

• 'Percy you kissed Annabeth when you were fifteen’ 'and ??’

• you don’t talk about boys to him anymore, you go to Jason and Piper, they help out way more

• tEASES AND MESSES WITH YOU LIKE ALL THE FUCKING TIME

• 'y/n’ 'what’ *ur soaked in three gallons of water*

• Percy’s a lil shit we all know this, everyone knows this

• is good at pushing all your buttons

• cOmPeTiTive !!!!!

• 'bet you three blue jolly ranchers that I can get to the lake before you’ he’d smirk at you

• 'you’re on fish face’

• lAmE NICKNAMES BYE HE’D CALL U LIKE CRUSTY BARNACLE OR LIKE DUMB SHIT

• 'ur my squishy and I shall call you my squishy’ *Percy squishes your cheeks together and you just want to punch him in the face*

• tHE ULTIMATE COCK BLOCK

• everyone who likes you is afraid to ask you out because secretly Percy threatened all of them

• when you finally get a significant other, it’s a wrAP

• Percy interrogates them for like three hours before you’re like 'Percy shut the fuck up’ and then he turns all soft

• 'Y/N you killed my scary demeanor!’ 'Too bad’

• as much as y'all annoy each other, you guys are very supportive of each other

• Percy : *is sparring w/ someone*

You : 'yES PERCY FUCK IT UPPPPP’

• when you two are in battle, it’s a force not many can stop.

• like yeah, everyone knows about the son of Poseidon, but bitch the daughter of Poseidon catches everyone off guard

• where Percy’s main focus is water, yours is earthquakes

• literally leaves enemy’s sHOOK

• you’re a p good sword fighter bc of Percy

• but you’re better with that one machine gun in the Weapon Shed that lITERALLY NOBODY HAS TAKEN YET LIKE FUCK THE AESTHETIC THERES A GUN U CAN USE

• (I have an oc that uses the gun lmao)

• you’re always in Percy’s bed because y'all have nightmares like nobody’s business

• you adore Percy, as much as you’d hate to admit it

• he adores you, and won’t shut the fuck up about it

• ur home girl is Sally she’s a great second mom to you (mom if you decide that ur mom is dead)

• y'all stress Sally out but she loves you two.

• eMBarASSING PERCY in fRONT OF ANNABETH

• bye

• oh also y'all ended up in a prank war with the Stolls

• they dyed you and Percy’s hair blue

• they immediately regretted it bc y'all looked dumb good with it

• Poseidon kids with blue hair

• das what I’m here for okay I’m done

- nez

anonymous asked:

Eremin yandere sim au, Eren wants Armin kohai to notice him. Mikasa is trying to keep everyone alive and keep Eren out of trouble, aka trying to stop him from killing anyone. (plus the outfits in that game are so cute!)

It’s all fun and games until the senpai starts coming after the kouhai lol

I’m not really much of a fan in the concept of a ‘yandere’ since it perceives what a unhealthy mental state is to be ‘cute’. Though if done properly (which, honestly, is never), I’d probably consider it to be tolerable in a horror aspect. But I do like delving into the dynamic of a senpai pining for a kouhai since it’s most oftent eh other way around. It wouldn’t really be easy for a senior to be crushing on a junior since there’ll be a lot of scrutinizing among peers, especially for a more conservative country where age appropriation can really affect who you socialize with. It’s okay for someone younger to crush on someone older, they’d think it’s just a little puppy love. But when someone older likes someone younger, even if the age gap is literally one year…. yeah, you’re gonna be labeled as a predator one way or another.

anonymous asked:

okay so what do you think about bechloe friends with benefits au (the movie with timberlake and mila kunis)???? i've been thinking about that a lot

I think there might be a fic like that? But honestly, I’m a huge slut for friends with benefits and both of them pining over each other, so i’m all for it. I’d definitely write one if that’s what people are interested in

anonymous asked:

So I love your writing (like a lot okay ily) but I've never read Harry Potter and I've only seen like half of the first movie I know like a lot of general stuff about it (like I know what house I'm in bc honestly who doesn't and what general classes they have) so my question is do you think I could still read it? Or that I would be to confused and should read HP first ?

You should hopefully be able to read it without knowing HP but I made a post here which is a sort of fic guide if you don’t read HP to help you understand some things that might be confusing. I hope that helps! 

nightlyfears  asked:

mod, i really wish there was some way we could give back to you for being so amazing! have you ever heard of ko-fi? people can give $3 donations just once to support their favorite creators, so you could maybe do that? i just love your work so much, you're the absolute best. <3

(…Wow.

I’m…Really touched? Like I never ever thought someone could want to do that for me because of my work so wow, thank you so much, you liking my work is honestly the best reward I could ask for.

As for what you asked well…I didn’t know about that but I just checked it out and I guess I could do it? I don’t know just thinking about make me feel as if I’m taking advantage of you and as if I’m being really self centered?

But huh…I don’t know, if you guys would be okay with it maybe I can do it, I really don’t know.

But what is sure is that your message, you telling me how much you like my blog, really made me smile like an idiot, so thank you really much !!

-mod lili)

I honestly feel so fucking done

I’m so fed up of feeling like shit and not good enough. Im not going to post all of my feelings on here as I don’t want to annoy anyone with my problems or add a negative vibe to tumblr… I normally never post my feelings online but I’ve tried so long to keep it all in I just don’t know what to do anymore. The twins video tonight made me realise that’s it’s okay to admit that your not physically/mentally fine and that you shouldn’t feel ashamed or scared. I honestly feel so alone and mentally drained right now. I don’t know who to speak to , what to do or how to feel I just feel so done and just feel like giving up.

( I’m really sorry if this makes anyone feel annoyed/angry/disappointed in me I just needed to get some of my feelings out)

So… I’ve seen some things and I’ve got some things to say and /none/ of them are particularly nice. I’m over niceties with this topic.

If you honestly are going to come at me and say “transgender Transformers aren’t a thing”, “Transformers can’t be gay”, or /anything/ of the like, if you have anything bad to say about my lgbt followers, if you’re honestly one of those readers that ruins anything nice for other people because you don’t like it. Stop following me. It’s not /worth/ being popular if I have to turn my back on people I care about to pander to your fragile grip on life. The only people I’m turning my back on are people like you. People who can’t let it go, don’t want to let it be, always have to be right about everything. People who tell children, actual real children, that they shouldn’t see a character and think “wow they’re just like me!” You who tells people that a character can’t be something because of something you see. You always have to be right and your not. If you so choose not to unfollow me, I can’t stop you. But if I find out you’re like that you’ll just end up blocked. I’ve already blocked quite a few people from searching the tag for Anode alone. I’m done with this whole nice shit. You’re shit. Get the fuck off my blog you do not belong here. I will not be nice to you. I will not answer your asks. I will block you from my content. You. Do not. Belong here. You are rude and mean and I am not going to have that here. I want nothing more than everyone to feel welcome and that might me making you feel as unwelcomed as you make them feel. Get off my blog.

This isn’t aimed at cis or het or any one sexuality or gender. It’s aimed at a group of people that all share the same mindset… And some of them are lgbt just as some of them are cishet. I don’t care what you are, I don’t. If you’re like that, leave. You aren’t welcome.

anonymous asked:

Okay this is hard to explain but for the Monty x Clay ship, Monty's so used to Clay calming him down. Then one day Clay gets truly pissed at someone like yelling and trying to start a fight. How do you think Monty would react to seeing him truly angry for the first time?

Wow, I think he’d just be totally speechless. He’d be frozen with no idea what to do. Monty would honestly be a little scared, because Clay’s usually so soft and gentle. He wouldn’t have a clue what Clay was capable of, and it’d really worry him how broken Clay is if he ever snapped like that.

Monty would just want to smother him in all the affection, and ask him a million times if he’s okay. He’d absolutely stop any impending fight, and scare the shit out of whoever it was that hurt Clay to begin with.

Then Monty would probably take him to Monet’s or something to get away from everything. He’d be really quiet, just staring at Clay until the boy told him to stop. He’d then start asking questions, wanting Clay to explain what happened, wanting to know how he could help, and admitting that Clay kinda scared him. That would be a shock to Clay, because how could Monty get scared by anyone.

Then they’d both feel all guilty, and they have to settle that with many, many cuddles

what would you guys say is a decent entry level job to go for if i need a relatively low stress environment. like honestly a goal would be just mindlessly filing paperwork all day i love putting things in alphabetical order but i cant think of too much else, i need low stress bc high stress sets off my ibs and makes me incapable of doing anything other than painfully shitting for an hour. i just want something decent with okay pay not looking for much just something to get me by w/ groceries and things while in school

okay like first of all I’m 90% sure Aro/Ace people kinda stole “A-spec” from autistic people which is kinda super gross and shitty but that’s besides my point. My point is uhhh what is the Asexual Spectrum or the Aromantic Spectrum? Like, I’m honestly asking for someone to explain it to me, I can’t find any solid information about what it actually means, and I’m fairly certain that Asexual or Aromantic is kinda, All or nothing. Like either you do or don’t feel sexual attraction or romantic attraction.

edit: this post is directed at the general populace. Mlm clearly have more of a right to dislike this game if it makes them uncomfortable, these are my thoughts on the matter however and not intended to trample on mlm. maybe you folks should ask yourselves why youre trying so hard to find reasons to demonize and hate Dream Daddy, a game with actual pure non-fetishized representation of mlm and honestly GBT men of all sorts that you’ll even go as far as to twist around components of a datamine into something theyre not

its okay to dislike GG, theyve done some shitty stuff in the past  AND present, and i dont even watch them or like them, but this game isnt made by them. its released by them. it was made by a couple college art students who did a great job at putting representation and real experiences in this game and they worked so fuckin hard on it. you know what youre doing by trying to make this game fail, or torrenting it so it looks like it did worse than it actually did? assuring more games with positive representation aren’t made, or released, or even fucking bothered with. i fucking promise you, with GG’s youtube channel and band and whatever else they do, that you torrenting or boycotting the game isnt hurting them in the slightest. it’s hurting the creators, it’s hurting queer game-makers everywhere, and it’s hurting the genre of queer games made by queer people with good, unfetishized or sex-oriented stories/characters.

so maybe get your heads out of your cynical asses, accept nothing you consume will be perfect, and try to support something with a genuine and positive representation of both queer and trans men. its a fun, lighthearted game with good stories and relatable characters and frankly, im sick of yall trying to assure queer oriented games fail because of such miniscule shit.

Online Quizzes <(•_•)>
  • Buzzfeed: "What Hogwarts house are you in?"
  • Me: "Okay let's do this." *answers questions honestly*
  • Me: *gets house I don't want to be in* "This can't be right."
  • Me: *retakes quiz but answers the questions specifically to get the house I want*
  • Me: *gets house I want* I fucKING KNEW IT

“I kissed Nursey.”

Chowder’s eyes widen comically. He looks exactly as shocked about it as Dex still feels. “You– Oh my– What?!”

“I didn’t mean to.”

Chowder stops walking in the middle of the path. They’re going to be late to class, but Dex kinda figured that would be the case when he brought this up. “How do you kiss somebody without meaning to?”

“I was angry.”

“Okay?”

“And, so, you know how I’ve been going to counseling this year?” Chowder nods. Dex stuffs his hands into his pockets and shrugs. “Well, my counselor recommended that I try to find more constructive ways of channeling my anger whenever it comes up.”

“Ways like… kissing.”

“Honestly, C? It was that or punch him.”

“I’m not sure I understand how the only options were either punching him or kissing him.”

Dex shrugs again. And then breathes in deep as much crisp, autumn air as his lungs can take, bracing himself for his next admission. “Because those have kinda always been the only two options for me when it comes to Nursey.”

Chowder’s expression softens from shock to a quiet understanding. “Oh.”

Dex drops his head and stares down at his own shoes.

“So… did he kiss you back?”

A small smile tugs at one corner of Dex’s mouth, and for the first time in a very long while he doesn’t bother fighting it. “Yeah. Yeah, he did.”

Okay, are you ready for this? Don’t say I never treat you. Do you guys, right now, want some fan service? Do you want me to just give the people what they want? … Okay, you’re not ready for this, you’re not ready for this. Are you ready? You’re just gonna die. You’re not ready for this. Okay, this is going to be insane. You’re not ready for this. So we were out having lunch with our friend Laura and then I had to go meet up with my mum, who was in town, because I left my denim jacket at their house over Christmas - boring. And I went outside in just [the weed jumper] and this is really cold, right? ‘Cause when the wind blows and such and it’s been really warm in London recently but I went out and it was like freezing and I had to go walk for like twenty minutes to meet my mum, so you know what I did? While Phil was going home and I was going for a walk? I asked Phil if I could borrow his coat and I DID. Holy shit. So for twenty minutes today, I was wearing Phil’s coat. That-that… I mean, don’t say I never do anything for you. Okay? Don’t say… don’t say I don’t give the trash cans what they want. Don’t say I’m too busy acknowledging what the casual viewers and the calm people that don’t like crazy people, that leaves comments on my videos saying ‘Dan, this doesn’t represent me. I’m a normal person. I really don’t like watching these danisnotonfire videos where you're crying all the time. I feel like it’s too intense. We’re not all like that.’ You know, so there you go. I mean honestly.
— 

@danisnotonfire​ during his live show on the 4th of April 2017

Quotes from Dan (44/?)

The fan service that Dan thinks we deserve apparently.

Movie Date

Pairings: Peter Parker x Reader, slight Stony

Request:

Could you please write a Peterxreader where reader is the youngest member of the team. One day they have a movie date in the tower and the team spies on them?Could it be in the point of view of the team?[bonus points if deadpool is in it] thanks <3            


Wade has created a chatroom.

Wade has added Natasha, Tony, Thor, Bruce, Steve, Clint, Vision.

Clint: What, Wade?!

Tony: Can we text later? You’re going to distract me!

Bruce: I need to ask, but is it not weird that us, adults, are spying on Y/N and Peter, our youngest and most loved members movie date in a very cramped up spot?

Natasha: If you don’t like it, then you can leave, Banner. It’s not weird. We are just being protective parental units/uncles/adopted android sibling.

Vision: Overprotective*

Steve: Should they be sitting so close? Natasha, should they? Maybe I should go in and sit between them.

Tony: I will kick your ass, Rogers! Don’t you dare ruin their date!

Thor: Grab him, Stark! I shall lay Mjolnir upon him so he may not move.

Steve: Try it and I will run off with Mjolnir!

Thor: You? Worthy? HA! Do not fight us!

Steve: I know you have your doubts. I know deep down you know that I was faking not being able to lift Mjolnir. Would you like to test me?

Thor: Anyone has any rope?

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Types as Disney Villains

NOTE: Continuation to Types as Disney Heroines where I showcased the strengths of each type. This time, I’m focusing on the downsides and what the types may look like when unhealthy or looping.

ISTP - Aloof. Vulgar. Aggressive. Cold-hearted.

Originally posted by southernretardation

“I tire of your arrogance, old man. Bow to me!”


ESTP - Possessive. Boastful. Disrespectful. Immature.

Originally posted by all-things-disney-gifs

“Were you in love with her, Beast? Did you honestly think she’d want you, when she had someone like me?”


INTP - Lazy. Untrustworthy. Awkward. Cynical.

Originally posted by disneydeviants

“He’s gotta have a weakness, because everybody’s got a weakness. I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. For the Trojans, hey, they bet on the wrong horse, okay?”


ENTP - Facetious. Moody. Noisy. Obnoxious.

Originally posted by idlestrology

“Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I’ll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I’ll put that flea in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, and then I’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, I’ll smash it with a hammer!”

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Hearing Alexis say that she facetimed Valentina crying because of Valentina’s fans telling Alexis to kill herself makes me so fucking angry and upset??? Like honestly fuck anyone who thinks it’s okay to hate on a queen so much to the point where they’re crying??? The way some queens are treated in this fandom is so fucking disgusting. I’m not saying that you have to like Alexis or any queen for that matter, of course you don’t, but don’t fucking send death threats to someone just cause of how they were on the show??? Like??? Be a decent human being????

edit: and the fact that Valentina never said anything about it is extremely fucked up, especially when she realized what her fans were doing since people reached out to her about it. 

In light of recent events...

I’m disgusted with events that took place over the last 12 hours or so on Twitter, and I’m even more disgusted that this is a thing that happens repetitiously. So, here is a list of basic etiquette for meeting DnP in public. Honestly all of this is common sense, but apparently some people need to be reminded of it:

(Once you have read this, you have absolutely no excuses for your actions should you ever meet them (not that you had any excuses to begin with) and shall have 100% responsibility for your actions.)

(Also, these rules apply to any stars/celebrities/humans in general that you may encounter and apply in any location or scenario.)

  • DON’T take videos or photos of them without their consent, full stop. It’s a breach of their privacy, which goes against their fundamental human rights and is therefore illegal in almost all countries around the world, countries like Australia and the UK included…
  • …and if you do, DO delete it/them, especially if they ask you to. Again, it’s illegal and just morally wrong to take/keep/post non-consensual footage of them.
  • DON’T follow them or stalk them. It’s common sense and is for the same reasons as I listed above (it’s illegal), so if I get anyone questioning why, I will be really disgusted and disappointed.
  • DO go to meetups if you want selfies and if you want to meet them. The very reason meetups exist is so that you can meet your favourite stars in a consensual and relaxed environment, so take advantage of that rather than springing a trap on them outside of said consensual environments.
  • DO remember that DnP are no more or less human than us. I’ve seen people using the argument that they’re celebrities and that they should expect to be followed and whatnot, but they have the right to privacy as much as any of us and can feel frustration as much as any of us, so treat them like you’d treat any normal member of the public.
  • DO remember to distinguish between running into them coincidentally and deliberately tracking or following them. Running into them coincidentally is something you didn’t expect or intend to happen, therefore not your fault. Following or tracking them is 100% a conscious action so you are expect to take full responsibility for whatever may happen.
  • DON’T use “Oh but it’s a public area” as an excuse for following them. I’ve seen and argued with so many people who have used that excuse, but it doesn’t make following them any less morally or legally corrupt. Just because it may be deemed a public area doesn’t mean they’re always willing to interact with any people in it in a public manner. They are in public for the sake of sorting out shit for their own personal lives, it’s not an automatic invitation for anyone and everyone to follow them. Besides, Dan specifically said in a liveshow not to follow them in airports, so listen to them when they say that and assume the same request applies for any other public area.
  • DON’T think that they’re okay with being followed just because they offer to take selfies or whatever or because they don’t call you out on following them. I do wish DnP had more backbone regarding this, but the only reason they may agree to interacting with you is because they’re very selfless men who put their viewers wants (wants, not needs, because meeting them is not a necessity in life) before their own, however that doesn’t mean they’re comfortable doing it. Don’t take advantage of that selflessness.
  • DON’T remain under the impression that they live to serve us. They are under no obligation to do anything for us, not even on the internet, and it’s only because they’re good and admittedly-over-generous people that they do so in the first place. Just because they’re entertainers online sometimes doesn’t mean they’re idols to be objectified and dehumanised all the time, everywhere. They have their own lives and personal needs, exactly the same as we do.
  • DON’T be surprised if you receive backlash for doing things like what those people did today, you deserve every nasty tweet, post and DM you receive (unless you receive death threats or anything like that, which is never okay).
  • DON’T feel you have the right to defend yourself if you receive backlash, because you honestly don’t.

One final thought: you ever think about why celebrities imply or say that they want to live a ‘normal’ life? It’s because of stalkers and followers like the ones today, people who completely dehumanise them and put them on a pedestal where they’re expected to stay and be leered at 24/7. It’s not fair to enforce this on fellow human beings, especially with human beings as gracious and patient with us as DnP are. You don’t deserve to be called a ‘fan’ if you can’t love and value and respect them properly.

The Long Game - Derek Hale Imagine

Requested by @derangedangelImagine request :) Reader is the same age as Scott & the others but has a crush on Derek & is always flirting with him but Derek doesn’t reciprocate those feelings because of the age difference. But reader is in it for the “long game.” Like a GMW Maya & Josh situation. A few years later reader comes back & Derek likes her back. Thanks :D

Word Count: 4,502

Warning: Derek being abused and injured. 

My Teen Wolf Master List

Originally posted by agsztrashbouquet

Y/N couldn’t keep her lips from forming into a smirk as she saw Derek’s picture appear on her phone. She had just moved back to Beacon Hills earlier today into her new apartment. She had spent most of the day unpacking her boxes, and was already in bed watching a movie on her laptop. She quickly swiped her thumb across the phone and answered. “Hello, stranger. It’s after midnight. No guy ever calls a girl after midnight except for one-" 

"Y/N…” Derek interrupted followed by a loud growl. Y/N could hear Derek’s heartbeat going crazy and his labored breathing. What caught her attention was hearing another heartbeat. “I need you." 

His voice was filled with worry, which caused Y/N to sit up straight in her bed alarmed. "Derek, where are you?”

“I don’t know…” he whispered unexpectedly. He no longer sounded like he was in pain or fighting against someone. He now sounded weak and hurt.

“Derek, I need you to talk to me. What do you see?” She asked as she quickly got out of bed to get dressed.

“I can’t… see anything…” he mumbled. She rushed as she heard his heartbeat getting weaker by the second.

She swallowed hard as she closed her eyes, letting a tear fall down her cheek. She was absolutely terrified for him. “Derek… I’m going to come and get you, okay? But I need to call Stiles to help me. Can you answer the phone if I call you back?”

“My phone… is going to die…”

“Fuck!” She whispered to herself. She put on her shoes as an idea crossed her mind. “After you hang up with me, turn off your phone and save the battery for about 10 minutes. That’ll be about the time it will take me to get to Stiles’ office at the police station. I’ll call you back but you have to answer, okay?”

“O… kay…” he mumbled weakly.

“Derek?” Her voice trembled. He hummed a small ‘yes’. “Please answer the phone." 

"I promise,” he said before he hung up and turned off his phone like he was told to do. 

Y/N grabbed her keys before rushing to her car. Her fingers trembled as she dialed Stiles’ number. For some strange reason a flashback flooded her mind to the first time she went to Stiles for help with Derek.

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