okay last one bc look how happy and cute tina is

dana watches lucifer (2x07)

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  • whoa on the previously on lucifer this is super old now i’m hype
  • YOOOO I FORGOT ABT THE LINDA THING NOW I’M READY
  • whoa i didn’t recognize dan at first lol
  • ohhh i know why i didn’t recognize dan
  • it wasn’t dan that’s why
  • OH MY GOD IT’S CHLOE’S DAD JEEZ THAT’S SAD
  • can i ever be happy 
  • omg poor chloe
  • lucifer please now is NOT the time
  • “you’re too you” chloe GIVE HIM A CHANCE
  • no now lucifer is sad
  • can we have another girls night episode i miss that episode
  • ew dan go aWAY
  • yeah why would dan recognize chloe’s pain over lucifer
  • i guess lucifer is kinda dealing w his own thing
  • oh my god lucifer please don’t say that
  • “yeah do whatever i gotta go” lucifer is so offended for the first time chloe doesn’t care abt his bad life decisions
  • OH MY GOD OF COURSE CHLOE LOOKS SO SCARED 
  • can i ever be happy
  • this does not look good for chloe yikes yikes yikes
  • ELLA IS BACK
  • “the guy that killed my father” and instantly lucifer is like ready to fight
  • “are you okay” i love you ella i would die for you
  • “you should be ecstatic!” lucifer….bby
  • “yes chloe terrible move! ……. right?” i love you 
  • dan NO ONE CARES ABT YOU
  • “of course chloe” what a suck up
  • “whoa this looks heavy” ella this is NOTHING compared to the rest of the show…. if only you knew
  • stay pure ella stay pure
  • “i’ve dealt with screaming, dirty humans before, this is nothing new” 
  • i love maze and i love trixie they are all i have left
  • i love trixie’s braids
  • aw she calls trixie monkey tooooooooooooooo i’m so emo
  • WHAT NO NO NON NMONAOJVDNAJ GO AWAY PUT THE GUN DOWN
  • MAZE BETTER SAVE HER
  • “my father was a good man” sounds fake but ok
  • chloe hitting it up with the quick gun grabs
  • trixie is like so sweet and pure and i would willingly let her murder me
  • she’d probably have a good reason so it would be fine
  • okay i already love tina what is it with me and every woman on this show
  • lol ronny is me 
  • “just wanted one last meal… wanna bite?”
  • “no thank you we’re not doing carbs are we”
  • i refuse to like joe fields i just …. refuse until further evidence
  • it would be easier to dislike him if he wasn’t so goddamn charming
  • nooooo chloe’s dad’s killer is still out there
  • i say no but i’m ready for this drama
  • OKAY BUT WHERE IS LINDA I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS W HER
  • “alright - here’s how it went down”
  • LINDA AND MAZE I AM SO READY
  • there’s no way it’s the end of the scene 
  • WHOA THERE’S MAZE
  • “hey you okay?” man they’re pretty in love
  • “you’re not afraid of ME are you” “of course i am” 
  • oh my god she’s crying
  • i am so emo why is this show like this
  • “yeah i am is that really so bad?” maze loving herself is my aesthetic
  • “please go” PLEASE STOP
  • “you were just a kid back then” “yeah well i’m not anymore” chloe is so badass
  • is this a flashback 
  • oh it is
  • “hi i’m dan detective douche” 
  • that’s the way it went there’s no other way
  • “divorce becomes you”
  • I LOVE LUCIFERS FAKE ACCENT
  • CHLOE AND ELLA HUGGING IS MY AESTHETIC I LVOE IT IJAOHJGA;O
  • “i want someone dead” “who” “lucifer morningstar” STOP IT
  • “the people closest to him, in fact i think he hurts them most of all” STOP IT I KNOW ITS FAKE BUT THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE O8OGJEAI
  • “kinda a loose cannon” DAN SHUT UP
  • CHLOES VOICE CRACK THO
  • “simple i didn’t lie” “then you’ve got serious issues bro” “clearly”
  • “where to now twinsie”
  • okay okay okay dan/lucifer brotp is really growing on me 
  • “my only friend stops talking to me” “only??” I LOVE THIS SHOW
  • doing his dan walk lol 
  • “daniel” 
  • WHAT HE’S DOING AN IMPRESSION OF LUCIFER
  • DAN I HATE YOU
  • “that is NOT ME” DAMN STRAIGHT LUCIFER TAKE IT BACK
  • “i only did it because you’re everything that i’m not” yeah awful and you’re great duh
  • “that’s just it dan the last person i opened up to i hurt a lot” STOP IT I’M GONNA CRY
  • okay i kinda like that they’re humanizing dan
  • no maze don’t get mad at him bc you should’ve seen how it went down you weren’t there it damn near broke his heart and he didn’t have another choice
  • “the me’s advocate”
  • “wouldn’t dan be more helpful” STOP 
  • i love how chloe just shuts him down
  • “BYE GUESS I’LL JUST CLEAN UP” maze i love you
  • “i feel like a failure” “you are nothing of the sort” i love deckerstar
  • MAZE TRACKED HIM DOWN
  • SHE DID THAT FOR CHLOE
  • no chloe pls stop crying
  • chloe don’t shoot it’s not a good idea
  • “we’ll see how you do in the prison that you ran… i’ll bet your inmates will treat you real nice” 
  • CHLOE SLAY ME
  • YES LINDA AND MAZE 
  • maze looks and sounds so happy!!! the sun is pouring out of her!!
  • “hunting humans is a job, who knew??”
  • “first thing i wanted to do was celebrate with a friend, that’s you linda” i’m so emo i love them so much
  • LINDA NO DON’T DO THAT 
  • “okay” she’s trying to be casual i hate myself
  • YES OPEN THE DOOR!!!
  • “he’s still the same old lucifer, you’re still doctor linda martin, and i’m still maze what’s changed” i love her so much 
  • “mazikeen smith” i didn’t know smith was her last name!!!
  • the deckerstar + trixie family is so cute having breakfast together
  • “i think he’d be proud of you” and then she starts crying and he’s so flustered 
  • THE WAY SHE JUST FITS IN HIS ARMS AND THE LOOK ON HIS FACE AS HE HOLDS HER
  • okay so mom is back next week
  • “this is about heaven” what????? 
  • y’all i am not as sad as last week but./… i’m definitely not happy??? idk this episode is weird