okay it's an old joke but i still find it funny ok

anonymous asked:

MINGYU AND COLLEGE AU PLS ILY

this isn’t short oops i went overboard

  • how did this boy even make it into college
  • no rly. how
  • he did all his apps n stuff the day they were due and was still accepted into his top 3 can u even believe
  • currently dorming with minghao, who legit put a line of down the middle room and said “pass this line and i’ll shave one of your eyebrows off.”
  • mingyu thought he was joking. had to change his hairstyle to cover his missing eyebrow until it grew back (dw minghao took the tape down after bc he felt bad)
  • avid fan of partying…… gets invited to a lot of parties n while minghao is like “do u really have the time to party considering your grades?” mingyu is like “i always have time to party. n also ur coming with me just in case i get drunk as hell”
  • minghao just rolls with it bc he finds wasted!mingyu pretty funny. but minghao is a good person that keeps mingyu from doing stupid stuff whatta guy
  • anyways he’s at a party. and he’s wasted. minghao is trying his best to keep a watchful eye on him but he runs into his friend jun and gets sidetracked in a conversation. by the time he’s done talking he looks back and mingyu is g o n e
  • while minghao is panicking, mingyu is just sitting on the floor in the restroom upstairs bc he accidentally locked himself in and this boy is too sh*tfaced to figure out how to unlock it
  • and here’s the thing, ur at this party bc your friend dragged you along even tho you aren’t a party person
  • you didn’t want to ruin the fun so you just awkwardly stood in the corner of the room waiting for them to be ready 2 go home. unfortunately your friend is quite the Party Person.
  • after someone tries to yike with you, you were like “hell no.” and decided to lock yourself in the restroom until your friend was done doing whatever they were doing.
  • you make it upstairs and you twist the doorknob, n it twists but you can’t open it?? the host of the party walks by n they’re like “oh yeah it gets jammed sometimes you just gotta kick it a lil”
  • so you do that. n you hear a really loud *thud*
  • the door was jammed, but there was also someone leaning on it. you open the door all the way to see this guy just on the floor, perfectly still
  • you’re freaking out like “sh*t sh*t SH*T is he dead???? what do i do hfjdks”
  • but you see his eyes flutter open n he lifts his head off the ground a little to look at you and you’re like “oh thank god”
  • he slowly gets off the ground and walks towards you and you’re like “are you okay?? i didn’t mean to intrude, i just wanted to use the –”
  • and then you jUMP bc this random (but incredibly handsome) stranger puts his two hands on your shoulder and brings his pretty face close to yours
  • and its like you can smell how drunk he is and he’s like “omg…. u saved me i thought i was gonna d i e in here”
  • and you’re just standing there, frozen + flustered, n you’re like “it’s no problem,,, can i use the restroom now,,,”
  • but this boy is drunk n his face is slowly getting closer to yours n you’re panicking and suddenly someone pushes you aside and SMACKS the drunk boy in the face
  • “WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING MINGYU. YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULDNT GET DRUNK BC YOU HAVE WORK TOMORROW.”
  • and then he proceeds to turn around and give you this angelic smile like “sorry for my stupid friend! we’ll be going now!” and he drags mingyu away by the collar while muttering stuff in another language under his breath. (as he walks by u do hear him subtly say “i didn’t come all the way here from china to babysit a 19 yr old” lmfao)
  • and you’re standing there like. well. that was something.
  • the next morning mingyu’s at work (the campus coffee shop) with a pounding headache n minghao’s “i told you so” ringing in his ears
  • the party to him is kind of just a blur, and the only thing he remembers is that he was about to kiss?? someone cute???
  • anyways you had to stay up all night waiting for your friend to get tired out, so you decided to buy a cup of coffee on your way to class
  • the second you enter the cafe, the cashier greets you n when you look up to see them you almost drop all your books
  • it’s the same guy from last night. lowkey you’re like “… impossible” but his nametag reads “Mingyu” and you’re like “goddamnit it is him”
  • but he doesn’t seem to recognize you?? and it’s kind of a given considering how wasted he was lmfao
  • while mingyu takes your order, he’s doing occasional glances from the cup and your face and he’s like “huh…. they’re really… cute”
  • after he makes your drink he calls out your name and you approach the counter to take the drink from him and he’s like “sorry, but have we met before?? you seem really familiar”
  • part of you wants to say no but you straight up just say “…….. you got locked in the bathroom at the party yesterday and i let you out. you almost kissed me before your friend hit you in the face.”
  • and suddenly the blurry filter that covered the mystery face was gone and mingyu is like “oh……………………… sh*t”
  • next thing you know he’s spitting out apology after apology and he even offers to pay for your drinks for the next month and you’re like “chill you were drunk it’s fine” but he’s not “chill” in the slightest
  • watching him get all flustered and embarrassed is .. kind of cute.. bc he has this light tinge of pink on his face and you’re like.. ok he is handsome i have to admit that
  • you clearly have the upper hand in this situation + you’re already feelin kind of bold :^) so you ask for his sharpie and tell him to hold out his arm
  • mingyu thinks you’re going to write something like “i’m a drunk idiot” across his arm or something but his face goes from ….. to ???? when your write your number
  • you hand him his sharpie back and you’re like “take me on a date instead. i’ll let you kiss me then if it goes well.”
  • and then you leave and mingyu almost has an aneurysm the end

anonymous asked:

Hi, how would RFA gang + minor trio deal with a short MC (like 5' and just tiny in general) that doesn't like being called cute, people patting their head, or being used as an arm rest, but would just barely make an exception for the person they're interested in/in a relationship with? Bonus if MC is just slightly older than them or is as old as Jumin and V. PS: Love the Professor Layton emoji's

Grouping these requests together, because what’s better than a short, older tsundere~? (PS i love this MC plz feel free 2 ask for them again)


Zen

  • “Ugh, if you have to send your selfies to someone, just send them to me so you don’t bother anyone else.”
  • because you HATE the fact that 707 lords the fact that ~he knows what you loooook liiiike~ over everyone, you send the group a picture to take him down a peg and
  • man
  • ZEN THINKS U ARE CUTE
  • He really can’t read you though, but that’s because you’re grumpy and incredibly hard to interpret. Even though you say you call him an unrepentant narcissist, you save every one of his pictures, and hold your phone to your chest whenever he says something nice to you.
  • Your form of encouraging him is mainly telling him that he is, objectively - it’s not anything about your personal opinion, it’s just objective - a good actor, and anyone saying otherwise is a moron.
  • that makes him feel weirdly good, particularly since - despite what you say - you’re always on his side and encouraging him in your own way.
  • he can’t help but call you cute and his princess which just
  • annoys you
  • but he also not doing it sarcastically which makes you feel weirdly nice but
  • THAT ALSO ANNOYS YOU
  • ZEN ANNOYS YOU
  • YOU HATE HIS DUMB HANDSOME FACE AGHHH
  • hE DEFINITELY does that thing where he puts his hand on the top of your head because you’re SO SHORT
  • and SO ANGRY
  • and he can just put his palm on your forehead as you try to get at him because he’s super buff and you’re just a tiny, ineffectual steamroller
  • “I AM A MATURE RESPONSIBLE ADULT DON’T TREAT ME LIKE THIS”
  • “i DO TAXES”
  • “I HOLD CONFERENCES”
  • “I AM HIGHLY RESPECTED IN MY FIELD WHY DO I GET TREATED LIKE A TOY AGHHHHHHhhHhhhHHhh”
  • ok Zen admittedly does tease you a lot b/c he thinks its funny but once he realizes that there is some actual baggage due to your height he lays off and actually starts specifically complimenting you on your intelligence, skill, and professional abilities
  • which takes you off guard and you really
  • really
  • like it.
  • (at one point, he does the hand-comparison thing with you - you and him putting your hands up against each other to see how big his is in comparison to yours - and he grins so widely and damn does your heart go pitter-patter)
  •  whenever you have a talk or something important to do he is ALWAYS THERE IN THE FRONT ROW
  • YAAA BABE GO GET ‘EM
  • (one day, one of your colleagues makes a short joke about you on stage and he’s like…. ready to fite someone)
  • He says to you later that he knows you can take care of yourself but he also wanted to deck that guy
  • (it’s time for doki-dokis from you SHIT)

Yoosung

  • you find it extremely difficult to be properly tsundere around Yoosung because he is just this adorable little chick of a person
  • like
  • just thinking about getting annoyed at him makes you feel weird
  • and as soon as you see his dumb cute face in his avatar you just kind of deflate and calm down.
  • (seriously Yoosung becomes your chill-out medicine whenever you hear his voice on the phone babbling about something ridiculous you’re like)
  • (okay)
  • (things aren’t so bad, Yoosung exists)
  • you do say exactly what you’re thinking regarding his grades tho - like yoosung, quit gaming and study christ
  • “you need to take school seriously”
  • “this is me, as a professor, telling you to shape up”
  • WAIT YOU’RE A PROFESSOR
  • “………iii…. am an intelligent, competent scholar who is well respected in my field, yes?” you say to the shocked chatroom, who had, from your picture, thought you couldn’t even be 20.
  • yoosung freaks out. DO YOU TEACH AT SKY UNIVERSITY, he says, ARE YOU SECRETLY ONE OF MY TEACHERS OMFG
  • well first of all yoosung, DON’T YOU THINK I’D RECOGNIZE U IF I TAUGHT YOU
  • (and also in the interests of not making it weird, you A.) don’t teach at his school and B.) are actually a very young, newly appointed professor)
  • but that does mean you have your Shit together, and you start getting on Yoosung about his academics. when he gets bad quiz grades, you offer to tutor him, because hot diggity are you smart
  • the two of you stay Just Friends for a pretty long time because Yoosung kinda really needs to grow up a bit like
  • you are around Jumin’s age but the life experience gap is still pretty extreme
  • but he starts to really, really admire you and how - even though you’re often gruff with him - you always believe in him and how he can do better
  • makes him want to really become an adult.
  • He starts working himself out. He takes his studies seriously, he relies on other people for less, he does his own taxes and becomes a much better cook…
  • you and everyone else are kinda shocked by the change tbh.
  • One time, when he’s with you, he looks down at you and stares for awhile and you’re like
  • oh fuck here we go
  • he’s going to be like “wowwwww i can’t believe you’re so MATURE when you look so CUTE and SMALL” because he’s done it before aND SO HAS EVERYONE ELSE
  • (you can’t get mad at him but it BOTHERS YOU)
  • but when you ask him what he’s thinking, he just shakes his head a little and says, “Do you think I look good next to you?”
  • “I’ve been trying really hard - do you think I can ever catch up and be a good match for you?”
  • “I want to be a mature guy you can feel comfortable relying on…”
  • (ahhhh????/??!?!?????)
  • (you’ve clawed your way to the top and here is this sweet mild person wanting u to rely on them?? that’s ODDLY ENDEARING??)
  • anyway yoosung tries 2 be a cool dude for the tiny, angry professor he loves and you are embarrassed

Jaehee

  • you actually have a pretty good working relationship with Jaehee because she is far too mature to join in with the other’s blatant disrespect of your height
  • you actually have a very ‘office ladies’ like friendship where you complain about the dumb people in your respective lives
  • “oh my god so this fellow professor i know did the DUMBEST FUCKING THING, i s2g if he didn’t have tenure”
  • “another cat project… another cat project….”
  • you frequently tell Jaehee to knock ‘em dead and she’s not sure if you mean that literally or not.
  • knowing u it’s probably both
  • Anyway Jaehee doesn’t really see much of your tsundere side directed at her, until she actually meets you in person.
  • the first time she sees you - really sees you - she is
  • struck
  • dead.
  • you are SO TINY and SO CUTE and OH GOD she just WANTS TO SEE YOU IN A FLUFFY DRESS HHHHHHH
  • seriously it’s like - the same feelings she gets about Zen? she gets about you, because not only did you come from low beginnings and claw yourself up with your blatant determination despite what others said about you (which she finds inspiring), you’re also so adorable
  • SHE WANTS TO STARE AT YOU FOREVER
  • cute features, tiny body, omg… omg…. o m g…………
  • omg jaehee, the serious office lady, is SWEATING
  • but she knows that she needs to keep her freakin’ mouth shut unless she wants to die
  • so she stews on this FLUTTERY FEELING and her INTENSE DESIRE TO JUDO KICK ANYONE WHO SO MUCH AS THINKS OF TROUBLING YOU…
  • (also you are extremely smart like you went to school and worked at the same time and you just got ur doctorate like um excuse me could you chill)
  • but she can’t contain it totally.
  • One day, she’s out shopping with you and she sees a cute, frilly dress in the window that would look so…. cute on you… and she stops and stares at it.
  • You look at her, clearly baffled because - Jaehee. Is that… your style…?
  • and she’s like no omg i just think it would look good on you
  • i mean
  • oh no
  • i SAID THAT OUT LOUD
  • and your eyebrows go up but Jaehee has the benefit of the doubt by now so you don’t blow up.
  • …….and the next time you guys go out together
  • you are wearing that dress she liked
  • and jaehee faints.
  • (she can die happy)
  • pictures of you start to join the altar of Zen she has in her apartment


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denbroughbill  asked:

give us some hanzier hcs

-once again, they’re old boys around 17/18
-mike and richie never really even ask each other out
-one day they’re sitting at a coffee shop or something with a plate of cookies between them and they’re all giggly and feeding each other
-an old couple walks by and they point at the boys n they’re like, “wow we were just like that when we first met!” and one kisses the others cheek
-richie blushes and ducks his head a lil but mike smiles a big!!! smile and starts holding richie’s clammy hand under the table
-it was basically perfect cuz richie’s hands are always gross and cold and mike’s are always soft and warm
-ok but from that moment on they’re literally inseparable everything they do together is like a cheesy date
-on their actual date nights, they do that toilet paper fort thing (that thing youtubers were doing) at walmart and they sit in there all night talking about their plans for the future
-richie cracks stupid jokes all the time and even if he doesn’t think they’re funny, mike will laugh and richie knows but he loves the fact that mike tries to support him either way
-they’re both just really supportive of each other’s plans, mike wants to open a vegetarian restaurant and richie got really into the arts and wants to become a high school art teacher
-mike makes vegetarian meals for richie all the time and instead of lying and telling him the dishes are perfect, he gives mike critiques and together they find ways to make the food much better
-richie makes these really cool abstract pieces but they don’t attract many customers until mike starts asking business around town if they’ll display his bfs art
-basically they just really support each other and will do whatever they can to help each other improve on the things they love
-one year for christmas richie gets mike this REALLY ugly shirt with like a 3d sheep on it and mike thinks its hideous but he wears it all the time anyway
-mike is always jokingly calling richie stupid and one time someone heard and immediately went “damn richie why do u let him call u stupid” and richie goes “because i know he loves me!” and he cradles mike’s head and gives him a big sloppy exaggerated kiss on the cheek
-mike keeps calling him stupid but he starts saying i love you right after
-the first time they actually kiss they’re trying to go on an actual first date at a fancy restaurant because they’re trying to be *serious* and *mature*
-they both get hella fancy, they show up in suits and looking back that was the most extra thing either of them has done
-everything is super expensive and neither of them know what any of the food actually is because everything on the menu is in french
-they just each order a soda, pay, leave and then drive to the store where they buy a huge ass tub of raw cookie dough and they eat it in the parking lot, leaning against the outside of the car
-after they eat enough to make them feel sick, they sit in silence for a while, just listening to the sounds of the people around them
-to others it probably seemed like such an insignificant moment but everything just felt so damn real
-their stomachs hurt like hell, richie couldn’t stop burping because the soda from earlier gave him acid reflux, people walking by were looking at them weird, mike was sitting by something that looked like a reallyyyyy old spilled bowl of milk and cheerios and the seams of mike’s fancy pants kept digging into his ass really weird and it kinda hurt
-but all the bad things just made life seems so concrete and genuine, and no matter what was bothering them in that moment, richie was still next to mike and mike was still next to richie
-the moment they finally kissed was basically a unanimous decision???
-both of them turned their heads and leaned into each other and connected their lips at the exact same time, like they new this was a moment they were going to want to remember forever
-it was stupid and richie kept having to pull away from their mini makeout session to burp and mike kept accidentally tangling his hands in richie’s gross hair, but in their minds, the moment could’ve not been any better. it was just so /them/

diamondsparkle42  asked:

Thank you for answering my request earlier. If it's okay, I'd like to make another one. I got this idea from the hc you just wrote about the dark letters. I would like to request letters to MC from the RFA + V and Saeran describing how they get jealous of the other members because of their relationship with MC. If you can't do Jumin, Zen and Yoosung again, that's fine, and if you can't do V (since he is an adorable, angelic cinnamon roll) that is also fine. Thanks!

Jumin

You are with Seven

And Jumin is like:

Originally posted by evilbjork

The first thing he does is cut any type of personal contact with you.

You can just talk to him on schedule dates and only talk about work or RFA.

And is not because he hates you…Is more like to forget you.

But he can´t.

He even considered transferring into a company on another country.

It hurts to see you with somebody else but It hurts more that he doesn´t know why…

He will try to drown in work out the only thing he can think is one you.

He considers having another cat.

Every time Seven makes a joke jumin says “So stupid” “You act like a child” “Is not funny” but it doesn´t matter what he says, you are still laughing.

One day Jumin and his dad were planning something of the company in Jumin´s office

-“Yeah…I think I it will be more sufficient if we-“

-“Jumin!” you open the door “Sorry I don´t have an appointment but is urgent that  you – ohh sorry you are in a meeting”

-“Don´t go! I will sign them fast”

-“Ohh thank you!” you have him the papers

-“Do you have a pen?”

-“Ahhh…Yes I think so” you search in your bag and find a teddy bear pen, you give it to Jumin “Take”

-Jumin smirk when he sees it

-“Sorry I just entered put I didn´t saw Jaehee…”

-“She is on here break”

-“ohh ok…”Since you were waiting you saw the old man next to Jumin “Oh! Hi..”

-“Hello,My name is-“ the dad of Jumin was introducing himself to you

-But Jumin cut him off “There are the papers.You can you know”

-“Okay…Bye”

-When you go Jumin´s dad says “You love her”

-“what?”

-“oh my! Even a blind guy can see that you love that woman.So why are you courting her?”

-“…”

- “ahh! There´s another man?”

-“How?…yeah…”

-“I really can´t see the problem.”

-“The problem is that she is in love with somebody else”

-“And?”

-“And I can´t-“

-“You are a “HAN”  I´m sure if you put effort, She will fall for you like this”

Originally posted by ungifable

Zen

You are with Jumin

So fucking angry

Unlike Jumin, Zen will be your best friend.

(zen you like te pain our what?)

He wouldn’t show his jealousy so much

He will treat Jumin worse

Get out of the room if you two are kissing

Always threats Jumin by saying “If I see Mc just a little bit sad because of you I WILL BREAK your arms  and BREAK that sweet Elizabeth’s neck” (he will do nothing to Elly.Don´t worry)

You know the normal…

And obviously in your wedding with Jumin.He will get drunk as fuck.

And when Seven and Jumin are lifting Zen fro preventing him from falling

-Zen will punch Jumin out of the blue

-“WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?” Jumin yells at Zen

-“Your existence” and Zen punches Jumin again

-They get into a fight and Seven is like “Should I film this or make them stop?”

-Since Zen is AF drunk is pretty essay to win him.

-Jumin get´s over Zen and grabs his hands so he can´t move “I ask you, what´s your problem!”

- “My problem?” “My problem is that You have the person That I love!”

-“What?”

-“I´m talking about MC! You big idiot trust fund kid!” Zen with tears in his eyes says “Look! Jumin, I don´t know Why or how Mc fall in love with you but she did.I´m begging you to promise me that you will make Mc more happy that I could ever can! PROMISE ME! PROMISE ME!”

-“I promise…”Jumin said without noticing that Zen had blackout.

Yoosung

You can be with anyone on this one.

So,Yoosung kinda saw it come.

He thinks it will be a surprise if somebody like you could be with him.

So he is very happy that you made the correct desition

He is the most mature of everyone.

Well…He was on “vacation” with her mom (but In reality, he was at the house of his mother crying and cleaning for like a month)

-“I´m so happy for your relationship with Mc”

Seven

You are with Saeran

He is happy for you two.

Super depress

Sometimes HE “Jokes” about having a threesome

Long cat is te only one that can know about his love for you.

HBC and Dr.Pepper  as antidepressives

Saeran

You are with Zen

This boy as 0% fucks about what Zen think

He doesn´t like hugs but will hug you all the time just to fuck with Zen.

Basically, Saeran will cling to you.

Totally get you in trouble with Zen.

But even he know limits and don´t do nothing more.

V

You are with Rika

Ok..no…wait no that I´m thinking about it nahhh or yes?

Nahh..

You’re with Yoosung.

He is loud and laughs a lot.

He will say thinks like “I´m ok! Just that Yoosung´s Joke was very funny”

Always hug Yoosung and giving him strong handshakes

Sooo nice to you two

-“And Like a wedding gift, I bought you a House”

-“that´s too much, V”

-“It´s okay”

(V! is not okay)

Special Agent 606, Out.If you want to request here are the rules: HERE/Masterlist: Here

#2 Dylan strome

Omg yay requests are open!! Can you do one with Dylan Strome? Where you two are best friends and when you two are together you’re both very funny and goofy, but then you leave, and all of the Otters chirp him for being super in love with you but never making a move? Haha thanks!

Song suggestion of the day: bull ride by magic city hippies (don’t ask its a good song ok)

Dyl pickle is my favourite nickname bc its so cute. Dont hate on my baby its not his fault he looks like that. Also he looks so cute in this interview im sorry its not my fault i dont make the rules.

Originally posted by smolsnakeking

You laughed as Dylan threw his arm around you shoulder and glanced up at him to find him smiling down at you.

“Don’t look at me like that.” you told him with a laugh.

“Oh now I can’t look at you now? Okay.” he replied with a laugh as he watched you shield the side of your face with your hands.

“No pictures, no pictures.” You snickered.

“If either one of us turned out to be a stalker its you.”

you dropped your hands and feinted hurt. “Is this because you’re mad I went through your old facebook posts?” you asked incredulously, raising an eyebrow.

“You sent them to everyone!” He complained.

“Anyone in erie wanna hang out.” you imitated, dropping your voice as low as you could.

“Oh shut up.” he rolled his eyes as you snickered. “you have to be nice to me, I let you borrow my sweatshirt.”

“You let me? You literally wouldn’t let me leave the house till i ‘put on something warmer’” you giggled.

“Same thing.” he laughed. “I felt bad that I completely annihilated you at mario kart.” he reasoned.

“You are a liar and a cheat.” you told him with a stern look as a kid raced past you. “Oh my god, look at sonic go.” you laughed, pressing yourself against Dylan as the kid almost bowled you over.

“Gotta Blast!” Dylan laughed. “Look at him go, thats fucking wild.” he commented as you watched the kid tear down the hall.

“Why he run? Where he go? come back sonic and tell us your secrets.” you lamented.

“Now we shall never know. Goodbye sonic, my sweet prince.”

You snorted at that, pushing open the door to the where the otters had decided they would have a team building cook off. Why? We may never know.

“Look who finally showed up, the dynamic duo themselves.” Alex smirked.

“Decided if we were gonna grace you with our presence, better to do it fashionably late.” You informed them.

You and Dylan were paired up with Dylans teammates Alex and Taylor. Alex was rattling off instructions and trying to keep the three of you from mucking the recipe up.

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THOUGHTS I HAD WHILST WATCHING THE MAZE RUNNER: THE SCORCH TRIALS

WARNING. THIS POST CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS FROM THE FILM and is really fricking long. It also contains lots of CUSSING and bad grammar. If you don’t want spoilers I suggest you skip this post but if you want to find out more, plz continue. Oh and it also has a lot of Thomesa comments so if you ship Trenda you probs wont like this…ENJOY!

·      Omg YAS YAS

·      It’s starting

·      Aww little Thomas

·      Aww little Thomas getting dragged away from his mommy.

·      Dream sequence

·      Thomas be like fuck no this again

·      Let the 74th hunger games begin

·      Ooh Minho oppa

·      Lots of shouting

·      So many cross cuts and black outs

·      Ewww Ratman

·      Aiden Gillan is a pretty good actor. Hate his accent though.

·      They’re all really dirty in their glade outfits but they’re still so hot though

·      THE SHOWER SCENE

·      Lol minho in the background: “woo hoo”

·      Dylan is so hot

·      He’s naked

·      OMG he looks so cool right now. He’s so wet

·      Shouldn’t they be suspicious of injections? I mean I would be. Especially if you don’t know who these people are.

·      Oh at least Newt is suspicious.

·      Wait why isn’t Thomas saying anything

·      Jokes he just asked another question

·      Someone better do a question count for Thomas

·      Minho’s wearing red

·      Soo many teenagers

·      If there was more than one maze, where and how did WCKD manage to find a place to fit that many mazes, along with facilities that monitor them. Also, how many grievers would they have made for this purpose? What if the grievers rebelled and decided to do they own shit? Wouldn’t wckd be fucked then?

·      Oh look its Aris. The loner emo boy wearing a hoodie. Remind you of anything?

·      How old is Aris again? He looks like he’s 13.

·      Thomas be like: no let me see her. Such devotion.

·      Please don’t pick a fight with a guard.

·      Yes Thomas, just walk away.

·      Bunk beds. Why is it always bunk beds?

·      Minho: ‘too slow’ ha ha

·      More dream sequences!

·      Thomas the insomniac

·      Aris creepily saying pssst while under Thomas’ bed

·      Just so happens that the air vent opening is right under Thomas’ bed. #movie logic. If you’re reading this CinemaSins and happen to do a ‘Everything wrong with the Maze Runner the Scorch Trials’ based on this post, you better reference me or at least mention me and get people to like this post on Tumblr. Btw, you guys are awesome! [thumbs up]

·      Thomas: “What the hell am I doing?” yeah Thomas, what are you doing?

·      See!!! He even talks to himself using questions.

·      Air vents, the most common way to eavesdrop on people

·      Ooh dead bodies

·      Thomas picking a fight with a guard-WTF ru doing bro?

·      Jeez Thomas take a fucking chill pill

·      Oh he’s getting the swipe card thingy

·      Sending kids back to their rooms-the most common way of grounding children when they do bad stuff

·      Jeez you didn’t have to shove them in there. Such a rude guard.

·      Newt be like: cant we just be happy for once?

·      Thomas has an idea! Everyone hates it.

·      Everyone else be like: of course Thomas. Of course.

·      Thomas dropping into the hallway from the air vent like spiderman.

·      How are you gonna get back up though?

·      Okay so teenagers are being strapped up to tubey things

·      This totally isn’t child abuse

·      Oh no is that Teresa? Jks no

·      OHHHHH its Rachel

·      RIP Aris’ girlfriend

·      I ship it though

·      #Raris… or is it Arachel? Idk

·      Hiding behind poles

·      Lots of dramatic walking in this film

·      ava paige [sitting down and signing pages like a boss]

·      its good to see that the boss is a woman though

·      oh wait let me correct myself, she’s a “doctor”…doctor my ass, more like a lady killer who just wants to dissect children for money.

·      Seriously Thomas you need to calm the fuck down and just tell everyone else what’s going on

·      Great acting though, Dylan O’Brien [thumbs up]

·      #Follow Thomas the leader…or should I say Thomas the tank engine? Ha ha just kidding.

·      Everyone just blindly follow Thomas when we all know he doesn’t have a plan most of the time

·      Fuck yeah Minho is such a badass by kneeing that guard

·      #MINHO POWER

·      God he’s hot

·      Guns

·      Yes lets use the lady doctor as a hostage

·      Operation rescue Teresa

·      Found her

·      Thomas is totes in love with her. He’s so concerned about her all the time.

·      so many Thomesa feels rn

·      Yay window smashing!

·      Thomas and Newt breaking glass. #Teamwork

·      aww Thomas carried Teresa

·      Lots of door barging/blocking moments

·      Everyone keeps shouting Thomas! Like we get it. Everyone is obsessed with him.

·      Why is Thomas always the last one to leave? Or the one who stays behind. It’s like he willingly tries to be the last one standing. Stop isolating yourself Thomas. Everyone knows your chances of survival are better when you’re in a group, not when you’re alone. Thomas is so dumb sometimes.

·      Yay Aris. #Aris the hero. What a wildcard!

·      Is Teresa barefoot?

·      Thomas: *shoots at guys with shields with tazer gun. Gun runs out of ammo. Throws away gun before he starts to run for it.*

·      Can I just say that something about Dylan O’Brien holding a gun, or any guy doing badass but somewhat violent actions gets me so turned on.

·      Man that running and sliding under the closing door was epic

·      Yeah Thomas. U GO!

·      Best bit in movie-Thomas giving Ratman the finger [applause]

·      I bet Dylan O’Brien improvised this scene

·      HILARIOUS

·      How did they manage to run out people on aircraft and dirt bikes?

·      How can they see where they’re going?

·      Wow lots of sand.

·      Of course he doesn’t have a plan Newt. Its Thomas!

·      lol, mountain people

·      The Right Arm reference

·      Wardrobe change

·      It’s really dark

·      Something bad is bound to happen soon

·      Suspenseful music

·      Why do I get this feeling that I’m watching more of a thriller/horror movie than a science fiction film?

·      No Minho don’t turn on the generator!

·      HOLY SHIT, CRANK!

·      HOLY SHIT MORE CRANKS!

·      Run bitches run!

·      Are they inside a mall?

·      Mall chase scene

·      Man, these cranks are scary AF

·      This film is really fast-paced though. It just goes from one scene to another like that-[clicks fingers]

·      Oh look its daytime. Its always safer in daytime

·      NEXT TIME ON GLADERS VS WILD

·      The graphics are great though

·      Sand dunes

·      so much sand everywhere

·      Another Thomesa scene YAY!

·      Wait teresa has her memories?

·      Ooh wait…that means…oh okay

·      Wtf Winston

·      Oh god he’s infected

·      Why is this scene being carried out like page 250.

·      He even says: ‘I don’t want to end up a monster’

·      Depressing death scene when its not even halfway through the movie

·      Wait they’re just leaving the gun with him? Oh ok.

·      Everyone just walks away

·      Goodbye Winston

·      Choreographed halting after sound of gunshot. Nice.

·      RIP WINSTON

·      NO MORE WATER

·      Minho why would you throw the bottle away? You could’ve saved it for later! You’re in a wasteland for Christ’s sake!

·      Sleeping in the middle of the dessert. NICE.

·      Thomas: I see the light!

·      A storm is coming…jks the storm hit immediately in just 10 seconds

·      Ahhh MINHO

·      Minho got hit

·      Character that almost dies but doesn’t trope

·      Minho after getting told he got hit by lightning: ‘Oh”

·      Oh Minho you’re so cute

·      Everyone turns around and sees a crank

·      [I literally jumped when I saw it]

·      More cranks. Wonderful.

·      Oh look who it is. Brenda.

·      GIANCARLO!

·      Brenda’s got sass

·      Ha ha lol, they’re all hanging upside down

·      Minho’s sass lines have appeared!

·      Interrogation time

·      JorgexBrenda moment. How sweet.

·      Wait what? Jorge wants to play music? DAFQ

·      Ha ha wckd is confused

·      This is some old ass music for a film that set in the future. I mean they’re still using cd records. Really? I mean shouldn’t it be coming out of like a boom box or something. It’d be funny if they played Gangnam Style or something. It’d be even funnier if there was an ad before the song played.

·      No Thomas don’t go after Brenda.

·      Seriously though.

·      Thomas is like Percy Jackson, never leaves a man behind. Or woman in this case.

·      Wckd guards are idiots. They’re in shooting range!

·      OHHH SO IT WAS A BOMB TRIGGER SEQUENCE

·      AWESOME

·      That was clever though

·      So many scenes in complete darkness

·      Stop having Trenda scenes

·      Why are you going deeper into the tunnel?

·      Thomas: ‘you think?’ another question. Thank you, Thomas. [sings Girls Generation in my head.]

·      It’s a rat. Gross.

·      Oh and now a crank is eating the rat. RIP rat.

·      It’s time to go now trenda.

·      RUN. Stop standing there. RUN!

·      Oh for Christ sake

·      Epic chase sequence

·      Wow that is some really nice graphics. Really nice.

·      I hate the cranks though

·      Wes wasn’t joking when he said they were scary

·      The cranks look like some RPG zombie game shit

·      Rock climbing

·      Yeah Thomas! Kill that crank!

·      Brenda’s infected. Great. She’s so gonna die…NOT.

·      Finally, there are actually civilians who aren’t trying to hunt down the protagonists or sell them for money.

·      Who the hell is Marcus anyway?

·      Oh that actor. Why is he everywhere? He’s the douchebag bad guy in Dollhouse as well.

·      Yeah sure, just take whatever drink a stranger offers you. Even if they’re acting real shady about it and keep insisting you drink it and go into the party. I mean, I get that you’re trying to find the others but srsly? Would they actually be dumb enough to walk into that party?

·      Yay a party scene

·      OMFG THOMAS IS HIGH

·      Great acting Dylan O’Brien

·      Lol this is hilarious

·      Walk into da club like wow I am so fucked right now

·      Crank execution in a club, why not?

·      For a second I thought the guy killing that crank was Ben.

·      Blue lighting

·      Blue and white are such predominant colours in this film.

·      Okay now Thomas is really high.

·      Hallucinations

·      Eww not Trenda

·      Brenda is so fucking desperate right now

·      Technically you’re not the only two left. You just haven’t found the others.

·      Oh for Christ’s sake you’re both high. Have some restraint would ya?

·      No THOMAS NO

·      Don’t you dare!

·      Fucking hell he kissed her

·      WHY IS IT STILL GOING?

·      Oh now he’s kissing Teresa

·      YAY Thomesa kiss!

·      Jks its only a hallucination

·      Thomas: ‘you’re not her’

·      Poor Brenda. #REJECTED

·      Thomesa spark is still alive

·      Yes Thomas, I knew I could believe in you

·      Thomas blacks out…again

·      Teresa: ‘we have to stop meeting like this’ ha ha lol.

·      Wait so that guy was Marcus?

·      Violent interrogation

·      Threatening by use of death

·      Bertha????

·      Oh it’s a truck.

·      Wait a second… that looks like Stiles’ truck. They’re both blue. Mindfuck.

·      Lol Newt looks so excited to be inside a truck. Ha ha. So cute <3

·      Ambush

·      There sure are a lot of guns in this movie.

·      Oh look Group B finally makes an appearance

·      Aww! Aris, Harriet and Sonya reunite

·      Why do Sonya and Aris seem to have a thing for each other? Maybe it’s just me but she seems way to happy to see him.

·      Who the heck is Vince?

·      Oh look its Thomas’ mom.

·      Don’t remember? Oh okay…

·      Wait Thomas is the Source?

·      Oh so he’s been backstabbing wckd for ages.

·      Good on you Thomas!

·      I feel like Thomas is the only one with an actual conscience.

·      Of course Brenda gets the cure.

·      Yes Thomas, just stealthily reach into her pocket whilst she’s asleep. #totes not a perv

·      Wait Brenda had a brother? His name is George?/Jorge?

·      Wait don’t tell me her brother was Chuck?

·      Brenda: you remind me of him-WOAH don’t tell me Thomas is her brother

·      Brenda: ‘they didn’t want me’ #REJECTED…again

·      YAY Thomesa flashback

·      Just kiss already

·      Newt calling Thomas ‘Tommy’

·      Just when you think your favourite characters are finally safe…it’s bound to get a whole lot worse.

·      OHHHHH Teresa! Why?????

·      I saw this coming though

·      Thomas looks so disappointed in her.

·      Teresa quoting Thomas

·      So sad

·      The ship is no longer sailing

·      #Betrayed

·      Enter Darth Ava [lol]

·      Ava paige reminds me of President Snow. They both wear white.

·      Ratman you son of a bitch.

·      RIP Mary.

·      Oh lol she must be named after Marie Curie.

·      Explosions!

·      No not Minho. Don’t take away my oppa!

·      Come on Thomas! Rescue him.

·      NO oppa, don’t go!

·      Oh yes, it has to end with inspiring speech time executed by Thomas

·      Thomas: ‘I made a promise to Minho.’ THOMINHO IS REAL!

·      And so it ends.

·      Ha lol the number of times everyone said ‘shit’ in this movie

Glob I am so gonna cry in the last movie.

·      The Death Cure: the journey of Thomas trying to save his BFF Minho who he is secretly gay for whilst dealing with the fact that his crush Teresa betrayed him. I can’t wait!

·      God what am I going to do with my life as I wait for the next one?

BTW THANK YOU FOR READING ALL THIS

plz don’t kill me 

Dancing On My Own Pt. 6 (Finale 1/2)

Because someone requested for a sad ending, you guys all have to suffer. I hope.

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Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6.2

got this image from @wazgoodsvt

You tighten the scarf around your neck and quickly trudge across the snow towards the familiar building. You stomp your feet against the mat before moving aside to make way for the couple that followed behind you.

The restaurant looks smaller than what you remember. And it felt…different. The tables were the same, so were the chairs and even the boy you vaguely recognise, who is standing behind the counter was the same one you always used to see.

But something was off. For once, the restaurant you grew to love, this place you considered your home away from home, made you feel uncomfortable. You force the corner of your mouth to rise as your eyes meet the ones you had been dreading to see.

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Request: Could you do a destiel one where the reader is listening to Elvis on headphones then CAS gets into it and he wants to buy some music of him on his own and he asks Dean to drive him to the store and then Dean asks what music he wants. CAS tells him not to make fun of him for it then admits it’s Elvis and he says “I can dig Elvis” and Sam breaks down crying with reader is just comforting him. Idk but PLEASE. -phan2k15

Word Count: 1,443

Pairing: Dean x Cas (destiel), Sam, Dean, Cas, x Reader.

Warnings: None? I don’t think?

A/N: tHIS KILLED ME OK but I loved the idea so thanks for requesting!

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“You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog

Cryin’ all the time

Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit

and you ain’t no friend of mine” You danced to the music, dancing around your room letting the music blast knowing Sam and Dean weren’t home for the day, letting the music take over.

“Well they said you was high-class

Well, that was just a lie

Yeah they said you was just high-class

Well, that was just a lie

Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit

and you ain’t no friend of mine-” you stopped paying attention to the music and dancing when you realized Cas was in the doorway watching you, making you feel embarrassed. “Cas! God don’t you ever knock?!” you yelled with anger, turning off the music coming from your Ipod after.

“Don’t use my father’s name in vain, Y/N.” he warned, giving you a mean look. “S-sorry, just..why are you here? If you’re looking for Dean him and Sam went out earlier and won’t be back till late tonight.” you sighed, rubbing between your eyes and on your nose. “Oh- well I was looking for him, but then I heard your..music? and it was pretty.. catchy as you humans would say?” he said with a confused look.

“You liked it?” you asked with a smile. “Yes, what is it?” “Elvis. He’s a really good singer” “May-may you play more?” He asked, sitting on the corner of your bed. “Sure thing! you said happily, finally finding someone who had the same music interest as you. You could never tell Sam and Dean about your love for Elvis because they’d probably make fun of you, even though Dean likes classic rock himself.

~

"Hey Y/N? We’re home!” Dean yelled from the kitchen, walking into your room after. “Hello Dean.” Cas smiled, standing up to give him a warm hug. Dean wrapped his arms tight around him, taking in his scent and smiling to himself. “I missed you, but what are you doing here?” Dean asked. “I stopped by to see you but you were gone so I spent time with Y/N.” he smiled at him, then smiled at you, making you smile back.

“Ah, what’d you crazy kids do?” Dean joked, sitting on the edge of your bed with Cas next to him. “We listened to music, Can you take me to…to…uh…what is it called?” Cas asked you, looking at you with confusion and sadness that he couldn’t remember. “The music shop down the street.” you smiled. “Yeah, the music shop. Can you take me so I can get music, please?” he asked his boyfriend, giving him puppy eyes that he knew always worked. “Ahh okay, only for you.” Dean smiled, brining him in for another hug, making you smile to yourself.

~

“So what kind of music do you want babe?” Dean asked happily, looking at him then looking at the road. “Um..Y/N told me you might make fun of me if I tell you..” Cas said awkwardly, folding his hands in his lap and looking out the window, feeling his heart pound faster and faster, not to help whenever he’s with Dean it pounds so much he thinks its going to explode, but that’s how much he loves him.

“Babe, I know I joke around with you but I won’t make fun of you. Besides, if you don’t tell me how am I suppose to know what to get?” he laughed, taking his hand and holding it, giving it a tight squeeze for a second. “Elvis. I want some Elvis records.” Cas sighed, scared for his reply.

“Elvis huh, so Y/N got you into Elvis?” he chuckled to himself, making Cas upset. “Y-yeah..” “Awesome, you need to know some good music.” he smiled at him, taking Cas to surprise. “You mean, you don’t think its funny?” “Nah, I actually like Elvis to be honest.” Dean smiled, pulling into the music shops driveway.  "Now let’s go get you some Elvis records buddy.“

"Hello, do you know where we can find some Elvis records?” Dean asked the lady at the stand politely. “To your left, can’t miss it.” she smiled, and they left with a thank you. “Holy cow! they have tons!” Dean laughed, looking at the row of records all by him. “I- I didn’t know there was so much, which do I choose?” Cas asked confusingly, biting his lip trying to decide which is right, and which isn’t.

“This one’s pretty good, do you want it?” Dean asked, showing him one of the records. “Yes, that will work.” he smiled happily, hugging the record to himself. “Ok now, don’t fall in love with it.” Dean winked at him, making Cas blush. They paid the lady and left to go home, to listen to Elvis for god knows how long.

~

“We’re back!” Dean yelled happily, laying his keys on the stand and hanging his coat up, Cas following behind still holding on tight to his record. “Ola amigos! Cas, did you get it?” You smiled, running up to him and leaving Sam behind at the table while Dean goes and sits with him. “Is this the right one?” he asked, handing you the record. “Yup! Nice work dude, you too Dean.” you said patting his back and walking over to Dean after, sitting at the table. Sam swallowed the lump in his throat, remembering Twist And Shout, the fanfic he read. He always found his brother and his boyfriend adorable, like they were meant to be. One day he was doing research, and came across Twist And Shout.

“What begins as a transforming love between Dean Winchester and Castiel Novak in the summer of 1965 quickly derails into something far more tumultuous when Dean is drafted in the Vietnam War. Though the two both voice their relationship is one where saying goodbye is never a real truth, their story becomes fraught with the tragedy of circumstance. In an era where homosexuality was especially vulnerable, Twist and Shout is the story of the love transcending time, returning over and over in its many forms, as faithful as the sea.”

He had to read it. It sounded so interesting, so magical and so amazing. But he never expected it to make him cry for 3 hours into a pool of his own tears. “Uh- wow Dean, surprised you allowed him to get Elvis, isn’t he a little…old school?” Sam asked nervously, trying to hold the tears and thoughts back. “Hey, I can dig Elvis. He’s a cool dude” he smiled, wrapping his right arm around Cas’s shoulders and hugging him tightly, making Cas smile softly.

Fuck, of course he had to say those exact words. Sam’s really regretting reading that story now, more than before. “Uh- I have to..use the..yeah bathroom.” he said shakily, pulling out his chair and leaving as fast as he could before he bursts into tears in front of everyone.

~

“Wise men say, only fools rush in…But I..can’t..help..falling in love with you.” Sam heard the record play, making him cry more. He really felt like a teenage girl right now but who could blame him, that story was sad as hell.

*knock knock* “Sammy, you okay in there?” You asked, leaning your head against the bathroom door. “Y-yeah, I’m fine just..don’t feel well.” he lied. “Let me in.” you ordered, and he listened. He unlocked the door and you ran straight in, closing it after. You turned around to see his cheeks all puffy and red. His eyes looked swollen, and his lip was quivering. “Sammy honey what’s the matter?” you asked softly, sitting next to him on the floor and wrapping an arm around his shoulder, leaning his head on your shoulder.

“It’s nothing…It’s just…hard.” he cried.

“You read it too, didn’t you?” you asked softly, rubbing up and down on his shoulder, knowing exactly why he was crying because you also, have read it too.

“Maybe..”

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D&E 2nd Tour - Nagoya Day 1

Introduction :)
Hyuk “so next song”
Elf :“eeeeehhhh ?? (What)”
Hyuk “lets introduce ourself, what should we do ?”
*blank*
Hae: now thats weird XD
Hae then wipped off hyuk sweat With paper towel and threw it on him XD
Then they introduced themselves in the same time with different Words XD konbanha and ohayo (good night)
Then they did it again until they said together “we love u”
Then hae introducing himself and saying “you have a little voice” and ELF screamed again
Hyuk did the same

Hyuk then faked to remove his jacket hae did the same to make elf scream
Then they removed it, hae walked all the stage to put in jacket away XD
then hyuk faked to remove his shirt and looked at us wrongly XD
then hyuk put his hand in his pocket. Hae put his hand on hyuk pocket too and they made heart sign with their fingers
They talked a bit thanked avex, sm and us and hae made a heart with his arms to ELF ~~~

They talked a bit didn’t quite understand sorry lol I think they said they are in live in korea today so we have to do it well~
Hyuk asked if we remembered the songs from other shows and said “test” ! 

We had to sing “ten years” we did it well but they laughed XD
Hyuk said to do it well for us and the ones looking in korea ?
Then hyuk wanted to show us sth, he said “one two….” “No wait” and hae and him laughed XD elf were like “whaaaat” and they did the crotch move from kiss kiss dynamiteeeee !!!!
Hyuk said to us “perv” and they did it again aaaaahhhhhh
Elf were screaming “one more time” omg

I think after they Were talking to korean elf watching us and showed us the many cams
Then they found out that a bug spot was showing a big ball light on the screen…. And hyuk went on the floor to do like the kamehameha ball in dragonballz and hae joined and they played With it making anime noises XD
Then they talked again to the cam I think for ELF from south america ? They are streaming too ? Woah
They played with the screen again, hae scratchibg hyuks head ^__^
Light cal action

Hyuk: previously we did in Nagoya hall, medium size now Arena large size . What’s next
Hae: dome, double large

Special service today by hyuk with kiss kiss dynamic toki toki pelvic thrust

Hae: there’s recording today. Ya practise the songs at home right?
Hyuk: feeling insecure

We sang 10 years well.
Hyuk: you all sang so well, don’t look like our fans
hae: not used to it
hyuk: if you all didn’t sing well, we can make slight mistakes. but since you all sang well, we must do well >_>

Hae: your voices are so soft! you didn’t eat breakfast?
Hyuk: I brought breakfast~ it’s in my pocket I’ll take it out for you~ /does a heart sign using his fingers/ eat more so you’ll have energy to scream

during intro, Donghae Wiped Hyukjae’s sweetly very gently with a tissue and said that his eyeliner is smudging and he doesn’t look good. So hyukjae let donghae to Wipe his Sweat donghae suddenly wiped hyukjae’s face roughly and threw the tissue at hyukjae’s face. Hyukjae pulled opened(?) his jacket and donghae threw the tissue at him once more. Donghae then proceed to intro dice himself as the ’D’ of ’D&E’ but because fans did not scream very loudly, he was not happy. 

Hyukjae was also unhappy with the volume so they said “you guys can’t make it.” Eunhae, then shared a look and started taking off their jacket. Fans began to scream loudly and hyukjae said “See they like it they are all perverts.“ Then hyukjae sis the hjpthrust in bari5! and fans started screaming again. Hyukjae then said "see you guys only like stuff like that. but the screams were not bad ah.”

lee donghae didn’t see donghwa when he passed by him LMFAO
hyuk sang halfway and he suddenly spotted donghwa tho hahahahaha
donghwa just laughed when hae passed by him.

hyuk: i know your wishes are to get married with me. but cannot, my heart isn’t ready
hae: im ready
hyuk: cannot!

At the end of kimi ga naitara, hyuk faked to play piano,
Then when the song ended hae asked if hyuk had a piano and faked to play too XD
Hae is complaining because they are on the back of the scene and everyone is looking at the screen and not them, XD so hae cant see our faces lol
So they sat down and waved at the camera XD

Hyuk asked hae to speak but he said his throat hurt, so he started to speak very slowly and asked the translator to do the same and it was very cute kk then hyuk spoke with a big voice.
Then they took water bottles and said “lets drink together” hae added “after the concert lets drink together” and “let have a date”
Loool when hyuk was speaking hae took the straw out of the bottle water with his mouth, smiled, but water was still inside the straw so he put some on hyuk XD
hyuk stood up and showed us his white pants wet XD then hyuk took a straw and did the same to hae XD he also slapped hae on his head ㅋㅋㅋ

hae suck water and sprayed on hyuk’s pants
hyuks: it’s all wet!!
hae: i thought you were hot
then hyuk suck water wanting to spray hae, hae use hand to cover and hyuk sprayed water on hae’s hand

Time for lottery~~~^^
Hae took the box and made the papers fall on his face then took one paper with his mouth. Then opened a little to let hyuk took it with his hand
Then they put head against head, hae made funny faces letting his tongue out haaaa
Hyuk said super show 4 then put the paper inside his mouth XD
Hae went to pick it but hyukkie throwed the wet paper on haes cheek ㅋㅋㅋ
Hyuk tried to show the paper on the cam but it was too wet kkk
Super show 4 superman in japan (osaka?)

Hae and hyuk stood on the stage doing superman moves while elf were singing.
Hyuk said to have fun~ us and elf Who are watching :)
Hyuk said they are looking for a girlfriend XD
They introduced where is she

Hyuk: the next song I will find my girlfriend.
Hae: I already found mine.
Hyuk: where
Hae: she will appear at the end
Hyuk: I will snatch her away from you when she appears
Hae: give you then

Hyuk: everyone’s legs must be sore? You can sit down.
Hae: everyone’s butt must be sore? You can stand up.

during kisskissdynamite hyukjae turned to kiss donghae but donghae used his hand to block

Hyuk said after saturday night “its really saturday”
Then they joked it was over XD They held hands and bowed ~~
Then 5yo old Hae bowed and ran like a crazy to the backstage XD hyuk then went on the floor, put his hand on his face and ran also on backstage, stopped shortly at the end and went inside XD
these 2 loool
Encore ~~

Hae saying ELF are beautiful and cute with strong japanese accent and hyuk did it  also~~
They pointed each other faces ^__^
Hyuk asked us if we had fun ;) he said i think elf watching and us are the same~ all elf are the same, Then hae screamed without his mike to ELF !! Hyuk asked if it was ok and hae said “its okay” still screaming than “thank you” in English
They kept talking some random words in English loool with a strong accent~ XDD
Hyuk asked if hae understood the theme of the concert ? Hae said and mimed a kiss “chuuu”
Hyuk said then theme was “chu~” lol

Hae randomly stood up and put his head upside down, his hair fallling down awww~
I have no idea why after they mimed playing basketball lol
Hyuk kept going in japanese and every elf were so surprised because he said it very well XD then he said he studied a lot XD
He then explained the 2 meaning of present~ and while hae did a cute face, hyuk read the screen in japanese so fast XD and made a proud and bad boy pose ㅋㅋㅋ
then they called themselves many elf XD “moron, garbage, toilet… ” lol

Hyuk kept talking abt present theme, and they spoke together at the end ~~
Hae put his hand on his eyes, like to cry then hyuk asked what happenned and hae casually said “i am hungry” XD
then hae “next song…… No”
Then hyuk said “next song mamacita !!” Hae started to dance and imitate siwon
hyuk said they gave us the last song~ present have so many meanings~
Gift

Hae put again his head down so long, his eyes tearing a bit but wheb hyukkie asked Whats going on~ hae said he was hungry lol
Hae put a confetti around his head XDDDD and made a node above his hairs XD

Today concert was showed in Korea and Chile. They talked about it and made intro
for Korea and Chile. When was time for Chile they said that they prepared to talk in
Chilean but the only things they said “Hello I’m Eunhyuk” and “Hello Im Donghae”
Donghae even added a cute “S" (Donghaesss) Eat the end of his name like a
good boy who think that you must add a “S” at the end of every Spanish word LMAO

Choki wa~
Elf screaming lee hyukjae and hae, they did rock paper game~ hae won so it was hyuk turn to do it. He ended on the floor so tired XD then hae took a bottle of water, opened it and threw it on hyuk XD
then hae turn he danced like crazy and fell on the floor XD hyuk had his revenge and put water on him too kk

They said they wanted to test us and they wanted to do the Doki Doki part. But at first
Eunhyuk was SO shy. But then he did it and when he pointed at his crotch everybody
scream and they said “I told you hentai desuuu”

Some girls in the arena were saying to do it one more time and Donghae said so to
Eunhyuk "Look they want one more time” and Eunhyuk was “why you are like this”
but did it anyway and when we chanted to do it again he said no

choki choki 4th time. Hyuk can’t already, just kneel down dancing choki
Hyuk dance till collapse. Hae say again. Hyuk dance
Hae solo choki. He collapse too
Hyuk: this dance really exhausting. Why ya like it so much

Last mc~ hae spoke a lot saying thank you~ and do not forget this time together TT
i think hyuk said he was sad to not be able to show the concert in Korea~ TT and then he thanked us and said because we are here they are happy
Then they bowed TT

Hae: let’s meet in our dream tonight~
Hyuk: let’s meet in the hotel
Hae: you pervert!
Hyuk: I’m perverts with everyone~

Hyukjae was speaking in Japanese (I think he was saying something like drink water) but couldn’t figure out the right form of the verb to drink in Japanese so Donghae helped him. The whole arena made a shocked sound and went all ooooh~~~~ and eeeeehhhh (cos usually it is Hyukjae who helps Donghae with Japanese) and Donghae looked very accomplished and very much proud of himself. Hyukjae then, said something in Japanese which sounded very complicated and all and they started a little battle (?) About who could speak a longer phrase in Japanese. Then Hyukjae said a word in Japanese that Donghae didn’t know and he whispered what is it" to Hyukjae in kor and Hyukjae struggled trying to explain it to him.

During the concert, when they were choosing papers, Donghae made a sound and Hyukjae asked “chu?” Donghae laughed then Hyukjae kept going “chu chu chu” Then Donghae asked “what are you doing!” And Hyukjae replied “I just want to kiss…”

cr. Mininin_87, ddaalki, , sj_iriszhu, eunhaes_,  _haengel

anonymous asked:

Bruna, I know you're opinionated in a lot of stuff about this fandom, so can I just ask you what are the things that bother you the most about it? I'm curious. Thank you! Love your blog.

fuck.. this is gonna be long but i’ll try.. jsdfhhjfjhg *cracks nuckles* WHERE DO I STARt… 

  • it really bothers me how people in this fandom treat ally… when theyre not pretending she doesnt exist, theyre acting like shes this one dimensional person who doesnt do anything but talk about Jesus or whatever. ally is literally one of the funniest, kindest, most talented, beautiful women in the world like im not just saying this cause i literally would lay down my life for her but bc its true. ally is so smart, the texts she writes… ally is honestly so underrated, like this girl is always, ALWAYS posting positive tweets and being positive about life and making people feel better in any way she can… i love ally so much honestly and i hate that something that i admire so much about her that is her faith, and something that is SO important to her is something that people use to make jokes about her. the ‘allysus’ jokes really fucking bother me cause to me it looks like people think its some sort of joke? its not a fucking joke. its her faith. its something that shes said so many times that is what keeps her going and keeps her fighting and people make it a fucking JOKE. and it bothers me so much cause i really admire her faith and i love how much she believes in God and i honestly relate to it so much.. Ally is a Christian, who was raised inside a church and believes so strongly in God and in her religion but she’s still out there preaching about equal rights, about people being victims of prejudice for their sexuality and for who they are or what they do… She’s honestly the embodiment of what a real Christian is like and it shouldnt be something that people use to joke about her. ESPECIALLy cause shes literally the only one in the group who was videos out literally playing with her friends’ boobs. so like… who u lying to.
  • i hate how people like to mess with lauren’s privacy. it’s not fucking okay to do that. i hate how people treat lauren’s sexuality as something that is the most important thing about her when it really doesnt mean shit. whoever lauren is dating is NOT who lauren is. lauren is such a smart, beautiful, talented, kind young girl who’s always talking about real problems and educating herself and standing up for people and fighting for people to be treated equally. yes, sometimes she fucks up, like we all do, but she’s really putting herself out there and she’s so open to learning, and honestly how common is that? and yet it seems like all people care about is who she’s dating or who she likes or whatever. i don’t like how people harass her and her friends and her family about this kind of shit, it’s not fucking ok. especially in this fandom that the majority of it are lgbt+ teens/adults, yalll should know how hard it is to figure out who you are and how awful it is when people just make assumptions about you. its not okay to do that. so why the fuck are you doing it to a person that you were supposed to be protecting?
  • i dont like how some people in this fandom treat normani. some people deadass act like she’s not important and she’s not a huge part in this group. listen, normani kordei is SO important. she’s a 20 year old black woman who’s showing young black girls AND boys that they can be whatever they want, they can do whatever they want. she’s showing young black kids that they’re beautiful and important and special and that it doesnt matter what the media or the world tells them, they CAN do it. they can be successful. normani is such a positive person, she’s always being kind and nice to people and she’s so funny and talented like honestly is there anything normani cant do???? and yet some people act like she isnt anything and use stereotypes to describe her. and yall know damn well it comes from a racist mindset that some people in this fandom have. 
  • i dont like how some people treat dinah as well, acting like she isnt important to the group… listen, im gonna get emotional now…. but honestly dinah grew up so much. if u look through videos and pictures of dinah when they started to dinah now…. shes grown so much. and not just that, dinah has ALWAYS said how much she wants to be a positive representation to the polynesian community, how much she wants to be able to teach people a little bit of her heritage. dinah is so proud of her family and of who she is, her family is such a important part of her life like shes always talking about how much she wants to be able to help them and how much she misses her siblings and seeing them grow up.. listen.. dinah is so important i cant stress this enough. yeah, shes done/said problematic stuff, like we ALL have, but it shouldnt be the thing that defines her. dinah is so beautiful, like shes so kind and caring and smart and talented and yet people always try and find ways and reasonings to bring her down and it really bothers me.
  • and the last but NOT THE FUCKING LEAST…. the way this fandom treats camila disgusts me. i fucking HATE the way people talk about her. people try and find things to pick on her every single day, they literally pick apart every single thing she says or does and i hate it so much. people make up stupid lies about her and spread it on the internet for popularity or whatever it is and i hate it. when they act like she isnt important to the group i just get so mad cause shes so fucking important to me. camila is a young girl from Cuba that made it big. do you know how important that is to me? to young Latina girls who have big dreams and have no good representation? camila is so important to me, i cant stress this enough. shes so kind and nice and she cares SO MUCH and she treats people with so much respect… even the ones who dont fucking deserve it. people use things from when she was fucking TWELVE against her when shes literally out there speaking up about equal rights, making sure that people feel empowered and loved… and people are so toxic to her. they her tear self esteem apart as some sort of sick joke and its so so so so so disgusting. her so called “fandom” turns her back on her and makes her feel anxious and depressed and feeling like shes not worth anything. how fucked up is that? do they not realize theyre dealing with a real person with real feelings? people dehumanize her and think shes unreachable when she isnt. she was NEVER unreachable. since day one she’s been here, making jokes with fans, treating fans like her friends, making stupid lame jokes on twitter and people honestly think she wont see the things they say and SEND her. i honestly applaud her for her patience because if it were me in her shoes i wouldve told yall to fuck off a long time ago. camla is a human being with real feelings and she makes mistakes, like everyone else does. people really need to get off their hight horse and start minding their own business. 
  • ANOTHER THING!!!! when people pretend like only one or two or three or four of the girls are important and ignore the rest… listen. the name of the group is FIFTH HARMONY/. they are FIVE girls. you are either here for all five or you arent here at all. stop calling urself a 5h stan if u dont care about all of them. you arent a 5h stan.
  • theres probably so much more but these are like the most pressing ones