okay im gonna try and really go to bed now

okay im rewatching The Scene
  • “i have a rarely large bed if kaylie would like to take that.” scanlan………………………..youre……….just…..
  • im already ready to die.
  • “are you really cockblocking?” LET VEX COCKBLOCK  P L E A S E
  • kaylie smiling bc she knows the night is going to end in a dagger to the heart
  • zed the drummer falling asleep on the table……me too
  • drunk keyleth used to be so cute now its just Concerning
  • a bottle of wine and two glasses
  • “shes gonna rob you blind” SHES GONNA DO WORSE
  • kaylie continuing to smile as shes literally about to try and kill him
  • “ive already heard a bit about your tales, shorthalt.”
  • i wanna hear scanlans music….the cliffs of dagger bay??? sounds sick as shit
  • me too mari
  • “you know ive heard most of these stories…” I HAVE. TO PAUSE.
  • “from my mother sybil” “who?” 
  • KILL ME
  • EVERYONES FUCKING LOSINGF IT
  • AND SAMS JUST LIKE
  • ……..WELP
  • *small voice* shes gonna fight me
  • “first of all…”
  • ashley: YIKES
  • “golden hair” KAYLIE HAS SCANLANS HAIR
  • HES BEEN LIKE THIS THE E N  T I R E TIME
  • “if youve come to fight me, youre going to be terribly disappointed because im just going to let you kill me if thats what it takes” i love scanlan shorthalt
  • “every year that youve been alive is a year that i could have been a better person”
  • “knowing youre part of me makes me love you even more.”
  • “stab me right here if you like, and i will not resist.” 
  • SHE GOES TO DO THE THING!!!!!!!
  • AND ROLLS A NATURAL ONE!!!!!!!!!
  • TWAS FATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWAS FATE!!!!!!
  • SHE HUGS HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • AND STARTS CRYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • “why? why cant i do it?”
  • “but i think deep down…youre a shorthalt.”
  • “ive known for a while that theres been something missing in my life. some sort of focus, some sort of moral compass, and maybe, just maybe it just arrived at my doorstep?”
  •  “her arms kind of tense for a minute, like an involuntary–just trying to pull you closer.” I LOVE MY DUAGHETR
  • “you’re still a scoundrel.”
  • no one loves scanlan and kaylie shorthalt more than i, dave shorthalt, do