okay idk what's this o o

happy birthday, yoosung!! ☆ ☆ ☆ hopefully you have a choco milk free day \o/

EHEHEHEHEHHEHE now @digeridoodler and my charisk together is just… dangerous OvO
so many smol goats ; w;
@hatsuki-chii94 called them brownies family or family brownies? i don’t remember xD
they looks tasty tho  ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)  jk
because of colors ; w; lol

Bonus:

finding the monster like: ♥

anonymous asked:

What kind of sleepers are the Paladins? (like light, heavy,etc..) hc's please!

It’s mod Enki! I’m finally back after dealing with a viral infection on top of a bacterial infection on top of another viral infection. The meds made me really sleepy so I couldn’t focus much on anything. :0 Any-who, I sort of answered this ask here in the clingy s/o ask so I’m just going to add a few more things in this one in top of the previous one. I hope that’s okay! o v o

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Shiro

  • He’s a light-ish sleeper due to his time in the Galra prisons. By light-ish I mean he wakes up at the slightest noise from outside his room when he’s sleeping normally. But when he’s having a nightmare he’s very hard to wake up and his s/o will have to be very careful when waking him up.
  • He tends to heat up fast so he might be prone to strip in his sleep or shove the blankets off of him. Honestly Shiro isn’t used to sleeping with a lot of covers so his s/o might get a little frustrated with him since he does throw covers off of him. They’ll probably have to snuggle a lot with him to keep warm tbh. 
  • If Shiro is feeling more affectionate he tends to almost end up smothering his s/o in their sleep or squishes them up against the wall. He’s also guilty of messing with his s/o by putting his cold metal arm under their shirt. Please fight this nerd.

Lance:

  • Besides his dumb beauty routines he’s the worst person to sleep with. He ends up in the dumbest and weirdest positions sometimes. Definitely the person to fall asleep anywhere mostly due to being used to a huge family.  
  • He’s the heaviest sleeper honestly and impossible to wake up unless you go to the extremes like throwing water on him. Even then it’s a little debatable whether or not he wakes up.
  • He can be super affectionate when he and his s/o go to bed together but along the way as the night goes on he does revert back to his evil ways and will do just about anything to get out of the grip of his s/o. He also drools quite a bit and his s/o might wake up a little damp. 

Keith:

  • 100% guilty of accidentally farting on his s/o in his sleep along with accidentally punching or kicking them. He’s not used to sleeping with others.
  • Can’t get settled down for the life of him. He HAS to move around every 10 minutes before he can properly decide on a position that is comfortable to sleep in. Obviously the lightest sleeper ever.
  • Also probably falls off the bed about 5 times a week if he’s lucky. He has a thing where he also HAS to have his feet sticking out from the covers or he’ll get too hot. 

Hunk:

  • The best sleeper. He’s very cuddly when he sleeps so even when he doesn’t have his s/o next to him he likes to cling to a pillow or something close to it.
  • He’s a medium sleeper so he’s not too hard to wake up. He can also fall asleep in any position so it’s not unusual that he just gets to his bed and flops onto it before passing out. 
  • He stays in a groggy stupor for the longest out of everyone so he needs a really good reason to get up or a big cup of coffee. To wake himself up he takes a cold shower sometimes if he can’t afford to waste too much time.

Pidge

  • Very temperamental about the way she sleeps. Switches it up pretty much every night. Likes to keep her s/o on her toes.
  • She is just as restless as Lance and Keith so her s/o better watch out. She’s also guilty of hording pillows and there have been complaints from the others about shortages of pillows. 
  • Pidge would probably be a medium sleeper like Hunk but not as bad about waking up and getting started. Probably can function on about 2 hours of sleep a night if she’s feeling really motivated to work on her new gadgets and programs but will try not to work too long for her s/o.

emerald-imperial  asked:

How do you write so much so fast?? Seems like every time I blink you've put out a flawless 9k chapter of something, and I'm over here s u f f e r i n g to get to at least 4k,,, (My current theory is that you are a robot- Evidence A: You type a million words a minute. Evidence B: You fail at 'I'm not a robot' security tests). Anyway, pls teach me your ways, O Master of Fics

Haha awww thank you!!! <3 <3 <3

I’m not really sure!! I do type fast and unlike a lot of people (maybe?) I don’t do much/any planning beforehand. It’s sort of just chug and go. I also don’t have any padding for my fics (I never write ahead) and don’t have a beta. I usually type a chapter in one night (6-10k) and edit in another night and that’s it! My pace has kind of slowed down recently bc of work/school/responsibilities but the process hasn’t changed much hahaha

ALSO DON’T CALL ME OUT FOR THE ROBOT SECURITY TESTS lolololol I’m not good under pressure ok??? ok??? and as for your Evidence A:

Happy birthday, hyung

Pairing: Jikook 

Genre: …how about birthday sex (okay I’ll give this an M) ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°) 

Description: In which Jungkook gives Jimin a sort of birthday present

Warnings: smut, light bondage, alcohol

A/N: Originally written back in May/June for @jikook-love‘s birthday because someone requested that lap dance LOL but yes happy birthday to our lovely Jiminnie ~ 


Jungkook notices the pounding in his head first.

The sunlight streaming into the room doesn’t help with it; it’s blinding and makes his migraine all the worse. He feels nauseous like he’s about to puke, and the world is just spinning around and around. He can’t get a single thought to flow coherently.

When he tries to sit up from whatever he’s lying on, his head spins and stomach lurches and he ends up lying back down. From what it feels like, it seems like a mess of sheets or clothes—something soft enough that isn’t quite a bed.

That’s when he notices movement from the corner of his eye.

The other members are standing over by the door, staring at him.

“Mghf,” he croaks, voice very dry. He wants to down a few glasses of water, yeah, that would probably help. “What the hell happened?”

It’s quiet and nobody really looks in his direction, exchanging glances with each other. Well, that’s what it looks like through his spinning vision anyway. He couldn’t see Jimin anywhere, so that probably meant he was buried behind the line of tall people.

“What happened last night? I don't—” Jungkook tries to cover his eyes from the blinding sunlight but finds one of his hands down the front of his pants. What. The. Fuck.

“So why did you think it was such a brilliant idea to steal the alcohol from Jin hyung’s room, brat?” Yoongi’s sharp voice cuts across the silence in the room.

“Huh?” Jungkook manages to get out. What was this about alcohol? He doesn’t even drink—

Oh wait.

Keep reading

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““I had a taste for you, once.” His head snapped up. He hadn’t expected that. Saints, it was satisfying.”

tiff tannen’s instagram        || @tannen 

Something to note about The Dark Era adaptation

I have been holding these for f a r t o o l o n g

The first thing is

WHERE THE HECK ARE THE STRIPES?????

THE STRIPES ARE MY LIFE ODASAKU’S SHIRT IS MY LIFE WHY????


….Okay forgot the chicken and tofu part but THIS

Yes baby say sorry-

YESSSSSSSS say that you’re sorry because you’ve distorted his principles, go–

What the——

*music playing*

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCCCCCC??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


….I could totally get over that haha, believe me…


Next…

Has anyone noticed that…Dazai’s bandage was a little strange…?

Like, the bandage was supposed to be wrapped over his hair but this, this is like? wearing wig over the bandage??? Wot??


And now for my son Akutagawa-

Why did the anime staff make Rashomon look like tentacles? They’re from his coat, not his back. This ain’t Tokyo Ghoul show and he ain’t Kaneki Ken people


Aaaand the final scene-

Ooooooh god that’s heartbreaking-

Oooooooh no I’m-I’m…. Where’s the curry part? And the cigarettes?? Wait don’t die where is it???–

Now I need to see Dazai crying–

YESSSS THAT’S THE MOST MAJESTIC SCENE IN FALL 2016 AHHHHHHHHHHH I’M DYINGGGGG but I need to see him crying, come on-

I’m so thirst for Dazai’s miserable face ahhhhhhhhh I captured almost everything in those last minutes but now I need him CRYING— even sound only is fine..

Dafuq—



….I appeciated this dorky face of Dazai but

W H E R E I S O D A S A K U ‘ S G R A V E ? ? ?

Where is it…

WHERE THE HEC&F*HFUNRCWHJ*NFUM(*R….—–


Besides those, the anime adaptation was actually pretty good! The characters somehow are more good-looking (my friend said that idk) and the music excellently matched the scenes. I cannot ask for more, it’s enough for me and the entire fandom to cry and scream and suffer etc, I enjoy every second of it ;) and by enjoy i mean hitting my head on the laptop and starting to sob then cry out loud and then scream until I could not scream anymore and all the feelings in the world just slapped my head hard I could not breathe yes what a time to be alive.

And the battle between Odasaku and Gide was fcking gay.


Looking foward for the main story line~

in spirit of the omegapause, i bring to you another round of hunger games! i mean, what says “omegapause” better than everyone dying? exactly. let’s get started!


THE BLOODBATH

alright we’re starting out good so far look at the boys go

c o w a r d

well that’s an unlikely group

THE FIRST DEATHS AND TWO CINNAMON ROLLS ARE DOWN

well idk how useful you’re gonna be with a trident but okay

m o r e  c o w a r d s


DAY ONE

an unlikely showmance forms

hell yeah power duo i’m all for this

well i mean that was to be expected

rolal’s teamin’ with the end game enemy they’re supposed to fight okay what

LMAO

r.i.p ;-;


NIGHT ONE

*distant yaoi fangirl screeching*

WHAT THE FUCK EQUIUS

imagine the condy’s ghost stories omf

HOLY SHIT NEPETA

dirk was literally chasing him a minute ago wh at


DAY TWO

lots of risky business goin’ down here hmmmmm

ICONIC

WOAH THERE GUYS

uHHHH,,,,,,,,

and here comes the death pile probably

okay everyone seems to be doing well so far

nevermind

????????????????????

ROSE NO

DAVE YES

r.i.p ;-;

and here’s a smol checkup on the tributes with team scourge, both team strilondes, and team villain still standing strong

karkat and jane have the most kills, nice


NIGHT TWO

condy finally turns on rose, as expected

GAMREZI PLS NO GET IT AWAY

egderp


DAY THREE

what a great start to the day :’)

me af

well they’re all fucked

HE ACTUALLY USED THE TRIDENT

r.i.p ;-;


NIGHT THREE

i like that idea


DAY FOUR

the bad blood keeps getting worse between these two

boy howdy!

yeah tavvy go kill someone with your trident B)

r.i.p ;-;


NIGHT FOUR

welp ((i laughed i’m sorry))

TAV WHY

*FIRES HIS DEATH LASERS*

…bro (’:


DAY FIVE

THAT’S YOUR MOTHER, DAVE

me af again

dirk just wants his trident tbh

team villain finally working together how sweet

and with that team scourge is dooooown

r.i.p ;-;

and here’s another smol checkup on our remaining tributes! team villain and one team strilonde are standing strong, while half of the other team strilonde was taken down and team scourge was wiped out completely

karkat, rose, dave, and jane have the most kills!

NIGHT FIVE

sick beats

TAVVY WHEN I SAID KILL SOMEONE I DIDN’T MEAN HER


THE FEAST

here comes the death probably

this must be some gourmet meat

cowards

 DAY SIX

…..bro );

she just keeps going

r.i.p to some cinnamon rolls ;-;


NIGHT SIX

HELL YEAH ROSE LALONDE

i guess they forgave each other for the meat fight


DAY SEVEN

alright then

LOL GET REKT

aaaaand here’s probably the final smol checkup on our remaining tributes. at this point there are no teams, only truces.

rose and dave have the most kills now, hell yeah!


NIGHT 7

i guess condy and rose are getting along again. also poor dirk lmao he’s all left out


DAY EIGHT

egderp strikes again

rose got everyone to hunt down the condy oooo she still mad

r.i.p egderp ;-;


NIGHT EIGHT

she spotted themmmm


DAY NINE

THAT ESCALATED TO QUICKLY I CAN’T STOP LAUGHINGGG

DIRK AND ROSE ARE JUST CASUALLY PICKING THINGS AND THEN

r.i.p tavvy ;-; BUT THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST DEATH COME ON HAHAHAHAH


NIGHT NINE

wait what don’t team on rose

WELP NEVERMIND


DAY TEN

AN UNEXPECTED TURN OF EVENTS

r.i.p ;-;

and here we have our winner!

aaaaand here are the placements!

even though dirk is in first, he shares the highest amount of kills victory with rose and dave B)

gg

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I don’t really want to meet a disappointing end, with someone burning my bones without even knowing who they belong to…

modern au SNK aesthetics –> Jean Kirschstein [model: Chase Bash]

dallonssins  asked:

Okay so I've been to a hookah (or shisha idk what it's called) bar once and like there were belly dancers, which were super fucking hot, like it was mostly girls but there was this o n e guy who was s o good at it and I'm just thinking,,,,, belly dancer!brendon

sign me the fuck up

A puppy named Gabe.

A/N: what am I doing with my life where I have the sudden idea to write this at 3 am. I was having a dry spell of writing so I guess this will kick me off.

Summary: the reader secretly brings home a new friend.

Pairings: reader x TFW (friendship)

Warnings: none. Cursing I suppose. A bit of sadness maybe? In a good way? Idk.

Word count: 1053

***

Okay let’s get one thing straight, you are a hunter. A ruthless, cold hearted, bad ass hunter that can slice and dice any monster put in your path.

You punched a 6 foot 5 guy in the jaw once for disrespecting you. Yea you had to jump a little to reach him but that’s not the point!

The point is you’re not afraid of anyone, especially not the Winchesters. Not because they were your friends, but because you knew you could take them if they ever tried you.

So why were you hiding a puppy under your shirt as you made your way down the bunker stairs? Let’s just say you didn’t want to explain how you got him or why you were missing your shoes.

A small bark came from your abdomen and you quickly shushed it.

“Y/N?” A confused Sam got up from his seat in the library and made his way towards you. Shit. Another bark came and you tried to hold your now wiggling abdomen still.

“I uh.” You looked around panicking “DIARRHEA!” You screamed before sprinting past him to your room.

Smooth.

You slammed your door closed and locked it. You walked to your bed and carefully set him down. Curly brown fur covered him making him look like a teddy bear that came to life.

He sniffed around your bed and walked towards the edge ready to jump off. You quickly pulled him away from it and sat with him on your lap. Watching him wiggle around and nibble at your fingers you laughed.

“Gabriel.” You said scratching his head “I’ll name you Gabriel.”

You thought back to the angel which you oh so missed. Remembering his whiskey eyes and brown hair, just like your new found puppy.

You smiled and held him in front of your face. “My angel.” He lightly bit your nose before licking it. Yep definitely a Gabriel.

***

You opened your door a crack and looked behind you. Gabriel was fast asleep on a pillow next to yours. You slipped out of your room and made your way into the library. Sam and Dean where sitting across from each other each engrossed in their own laptop while Castiel read.

“Hey guys.” You said as casually as possible sitting next to Dean.

“How’s your diarrhea?” Sam said smiling. Dean made a gross face and glared at Sam “dude, too much!”

You rolled your eyes “fine tha-”

You were cut off by a small bark followed by a howl.

You coughed trying to cover it up but it was too late.

“What the hell?” Dean said pushing his chair away from the table and standing.

You quickly got up along with Sam and Castiel. “That was my tv, I left it on.” You said walking back to your room.

“It’s an animal.” Castiel said squinting at you.

“Yea I was watching animal planet.” You kept walking not turning around.

“No I mean it’s an animal in the bunker.”

You stopped and turned around. Castiel was still squinting,
Dean was frowning,
And Sam was, smiling?

Shit, he knew! They all began to walk towards you and you practically ran toward your room, stopping just outside your door.

“My room my business!” You said crossing your arms and standing firm.

“Y/N is there a dog in there?” Dean said standing right in front of you now.

You put your hand on your chest and a shocked expression on your face “how DARE YOU! After all I have done and you accuse me of-I just - this is an outrage!”

“Move.” He said reaching for the door handle.

“This is my personal space and if you come in ill never be able to trust you again!” You quickly said practically mashing your words together.

“Y/N, you have until three.” He said locking eyes with you. Did he really think that would work?

“One.” He has got to be kidding.

“Two.” Who in the hell did he think he was talking to?

“Three?” Oh so now what Winchester?

“Cas.” Shit.

Castiel grabbed both Deans and Sams shoulders before disappearing. What the- “Y/N!”

You slowly opened your door and gave a small smile “surprise!”

Sam was sitting on your bed smiling while holding Gabriel. Castiel sat on the other side silently watching and Dean stood glaring at you.

“No.”

“But-”

“No!” Dean cut you off “we can’t keep a dog.”

“Why?” You said stomping your foot like a child.

“We have too much to think about already without adding a dog to the mix.”

“I’ll take care of him!” You said walking forward “I’ll walk him, feed him, bathe him, I’ll do everything just a let me keep him!”

You felt like a kid trying to convince their parents to let them keep a new pet. “Besides I think he likes Sam and Cas.”

You both looked over to your bed. Gabriel was running between the angel and the man occasionally stopping to jump on one or bite the other.

“Y/N-” Dean groaned

“Dean please. Maybe he’ll help us! This place needs something to make it a home and we all need something like this in our lives.” You placed a hand gently in his arm “please?”

He sighed and closed his eyes before shaking his head and throwing his hands up “fine! But if I see any poop-”

“You won’t I promise!” You hugged him but quickly let go to regain your composer.

You both sat on your bed and you all watched and played with your new family member.

“So what’s his name?” Dean said while playing with him, letting him bite at his fingers.

“Gabriel.”

Everyone seemed to still, even Gabriel, until he started barking again and rolling around.

Castiel was the first to break out of the trance and pick up the dog and lay him in his lap. “Gabriel.” He said almost to himself “such a wild spirit, it suits him.”

Dean patted the dog and Sam smiled. You all sat there and watched as Castiel held Gabriel and smiled down at him, finally feeling as if he had his brother back. Feeling as if there was another angel in the room tonight.

***

Sam suddenly frowned and looked at you “hey why weren’t you wearing shoes when you walked in?”

Good Night

AN: So, I’ve been obsessing with the Gravity Falls and billdip, so, here’s a contribution ^-^ It’s cheesy and based off a prompt I can’t remember seeing… Sorry for no credit. ^^; But Bill is Nice and Dipper CURSES. So, he’s like 15 in this. xD  

-o-o-o-

“Dipper?”

“What, what do you want?”

“W-Well it’s 4 in the morning pine tree…” He hovered next to his bed in his human form, eyes squinted up in concern. 

“Yeah, so? You’ve been here since this morning, and you’ve only been bugging me. With all the shitty pranks you’ve pulled, I don’t know what the hell you’re planning for when I go to bed.” Dipper said roughly before sighing and rubbing his eye. “Besides, I’m not tired.” 

“You know I can make you tired, right?” 

Dipper scoffed and turned a page in his journal. “Yeah, but you would’ve done that hours ago if you wanted to. If you needed to rather.” 

Bill looked at Dipper confused. “What are you on about Pine Tree?” 

Dipper rolled his eyes before shutting his book, careful of Mabel across the room. In all honesty, he’s surprised that Bill hadn’t entered his mind or started yelling as he talked as usual. “I know that you want me to go to bed so that I can sleep and then you’ll affect my dreams.” 

“Pine Tree, come on, I… I won’t bother you tonight, I promise, it’s already so late and you humans need sleep don’t you? You have dark patches under you eyes - that won’t spread will it?” he asked, intrigued possibly for only a moment. 

Dipper scratched the back of his neck and looked at Bill, hovering cross legged by his bedside. “No you idiot, they won’t spread.” 

“Good, you’re too pretty to be damaged by some black spots or whatever.” 

“Th-They’re just bags under my eyes, if I sleep for a bit, they’ll go away…” Dipper could feel himself blush at the demon’s honest words. 

“Then sleep. I won’t bother you, rather I’ll protect you instead.” Bill said this with such confidence and sincerity, Dipper couldn’t help but smile softly. 

He looked the demon up and down before giving him a half hearted glare. “Promise you’ll let me sleep tonight?” 

“You have my word Pine Tree,” he said with a grin. 

Dipper sighed and placed the journal on his side table before burrowing himself under the covers. He yawned silently and nuzzled his face into his warm, cuddly blanket. Dipper looked up at the smiling demon hazily and muttered, “Hey, why did you come here today anyways?” 

Bill tapped his chin and smiled even more. He beamed at the almost-sleeping boy and said, “I just missed you a bit, so I came to visit.” 

“Good, because I was missing you too.” 

Bill stared at the now passed out boy in shock. He rationalized that he wouldn’t be able to remember that - he was exhausted as it was. It didn’t help the blush that rushed to his face though. 

POSSIBLE SEQUEL HOOK?

Okay guys, some of you might have heard Bill’s backwards chant  right here, and for those who can’t hear it, he says “A X O L O T L MY TIME HAS COME TO BURN, I INVOKE THE ANCIENT POWER THAT I WILL RETURN.” Right before he begins chanting backwards (Or right after he finishes if you look at it backwards), you can see him flash something in his body. 

Well, what could that be??? Could it be….

This? 
So all in all, I think this could be setting up some kind of possible project or something so that the GF crew can return to it one day…