okay i'm gonna go do homework now

How Music has Ruined my Social Life:
  • Person: Okay we're gonna take a picture! 1...2....thr--
  • Me: ONE TWO THREE DO YOU SEE WHAT I DO! TRAUUUTH OR DARE YES I DOUBLE DARE YOU!!!!!!
  • Cop: Anything you say can and will be held against you...
  • Me: SO ONLY SAY MY NAME IT WILL BE HELD AGAINST YOU!!!
  • Me: *in an elevator* What floor?
  • Person: umm... we're going down--
  • Me: *whispers* in an earlier round....
  • Person: ???
  • Me: And sugar we're going down swinging...
  • Person: *rant about homework* And now I'm stressed out
  • Me: *smiles*
  • Person: What??
  • Me: *smiles and gives a double chin*
  • Person: What the hell are you doing??
  • Me: *black neck and arms*
  • Person: *runs away*
  • Piano Teacher: We are going to play some notes
  • Me: Cool
  • Piano teacher: C, D, E, F, G--
  • Me: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY! *stands on piano* MY FATHER *takes a knee dramatically* TOOK ME INTO THE CITY *cries a single tear* TO SEE A MARCHING BAND!!!
  • Piano Teacher: oh god not again....

me, august 29th: you know, i don’t really care about carmilla as much as i used too. yeah i’ll probably watch season three and i’m lowkey excited but i’ll just be a casual viewer, nothing too serious! i’m definitely not going to be as into it as much as i was before

august 30th: season 3 release date, new pictures, buzzfeed article, enrico colantoni as laura’s dad,

me: 

  • me: we need to get back into animation homework pronto.
  • brain: sure. but first, check out that livestream. also, edit a new video project. also, watch some maps on youtube. also, go get a cup of water. also, answer some messages.
  • me: okay I did all that. now we really need to start.
  • brain: sure. but first, make a post about what a horrendous procrastinator you are.
  • me: that sounds like a great idea.