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[ 20 • 3 ] science ft. slightly dead succulents!

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Dating Blackwatch!Genji Would Include...

these are my personal headcanons for my boy so if any of these are insane, you know why lol // this is also kinda long so I’m putting some under the line

  • to start things off, he is literally the angriest man alive so like be prepared
  • tbh he’s probably not ready for a relationship at first, you’ll have to be very patient with him
    • his brother just tried to kill him after all so family issues are also going to be a main dilemma for him
  • you’re going to have to be the most patient person because genji is going through a lot of internal conflicts at this point and he’s just consumed with rage and confusion and revenge
    • this is also why zenyatta is able to whisk him away so easily and turn him into the lovely cyborg ninja dude we all know and love today

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Okay so JJ and Otabek are secretly best friends and JJ takes him out partying in Montreal or something. Yuri has JJ blocked on Insta so he doesn’t think twice to post the bestie selfies and pics. Yuri, one random day, unblocked JJ because he needs to laugh at something ugly and that’s when he sees. The utter betrayal™ follows.

What ends up happening is that instead of punching both of them like originally planned, he ends up partying with them every time after because Yuri’s jealous af and photo bombs all their selfies.

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IT’S FINALLY MCFREAKING DONE, DUDE

After a week of thumbnailing, inking, coloring, and straining my got dam corneas, I finally finished my entry for Yacht Club Game’s Specter of Torment art contest.

I -think- this is one of the most complicated pieces I’ve done so far. I tried to draw each knight that was meant to be recruited at one point and include one element from either their stage or their boss battle that was implemented in this DLC. 

The version of the final piece I have up there is of significantly lower resolution than the actual file, so I included some close-ups ‘cause those are some of the parts I’m pretty proud of. The original file is actually large print sized, so even if I don’t win, at least I got a convention print out of it.

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NOTHING ABOUT THIS STORY ADDS UP!

She’s private and wants none of the attention, but here’s an article revealing everything about her and her family and where she grew up!

Look at these lyrics about partying and drinking! Also she’s 20 and can’t legally drink, but party it up mystery college student!

They only went on one blind date two? one?year(s) ago, but he wrote a love song about her! Yes yes, look at these lyrics about parties, alcohol, and being fawned over by other men,, sooo romantic!

THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING. THIS IS ALL SO FUNNY WHAT EVEN.

Harry LITERALLY said in the documentary that he wrote this song after they’d found themselves in a bit of a rut. He went out to get a break, went through some awesome shit, then came back and wrote a song about that night. As in something that happened last year in Jamaica. As in NOT a girl from a blind date in LA

It’s all so contradictory?? Why is this story being changed and stressed so much. Literally NO ONE cares??? It’s a good ass song and they’re perpetuating something that doesn’t need to exist.

thanks-b  asked:

Hello Jenny, ur account is so inspiring, so that's why I want to ask u for advice. I'm really hard-working person, but I can't deal with my homework. U know I have to study all lessons and it doesn't depends on what I'll acc pass as my finals. So I was wondering if u know how to help me not starting crying any time I start doing my homework, Bc I feel like I have so much to do and tbh it's really ( I swear) impossible to do. Sorry for the typos I'm Russian tho..

QUOTES:

“Cry as hard as you want to but  just make sure that when you stop crying, you will never cry for the same reason again”.

Hi, how are you? 

OMG thank you so so much for sending me this message and it means a world to me hahaha.

Well you need to know one thing is that it’s okay to cry, to feel sad, to feel tired, sometimes. Tbh, I (everybody) have the exact same problem like you and there so too many things that need to get done and we all don’t know where to start. Maybe after you cry you will realize something (like how to do that exercise).

Here are my tips after crying (I hope that it will work):

1.  Determine/Analyze the reason why you can’t do that exercise

2. Make a list of things you need to get done.

3. Create a schedule so you know what to study!

4. You need to get a calendar or planner to see things need to get done or any tests in that week

5. If you have a test make sure that you start to learn at least one week before.

6. If you don’t understand or know how to do that exercises, you need to think first and if you still don’t know how to do it then ask your friends, your teachers, like anybody or just google it!

7. DO NOT DO ALL YOUR HOMEWORK AT THE SAME TIME, SPREAD THEM OUT (like if you have math test on Friday you should start doing your homework at least two or three days before so you will never will feel overwhelmed)

8. If you have so much things to in one day try “Touch it once” rule

9. If you have monday/anyday homework, finish it on the same day

10. Review things you just learned on the same day, the day after and on sunday

11. Take a 5-10 minutes break after 25-45 minutes study

(make sure that you are taking a break not study, and don’t do things that make you procrastinate like watching youtube/movies instead of that you show go around, do some stretching, drink water,etc.)

12. Reward yourself for working so hard

13. Don’t study in dark or in your comfort zone make sure that you have enough light, and your study space must smell good, you can also put some motivation pictures (go to my account to see hahaha ), and know need to have cup of water on your desk

14. Study with your friends can also help you too!

15. Get enough sleep and eat healthy food!

There will be more but I can remember so sorry!

Have a nice year!

p/s: my grammar is not really good:)

  • Garp: After all, I'm just tagging along these two kids here. You can... well, have fun catching up with them. I'm leaving.
  • Luffy: Okay, bye.
  • Garp: That's way too dull!!!
  • Luffy: Bhee!!!
  • Garp: Be a little more reluctant, idiot!!! You haven't seen me for a while!!
  • Luffy: What do you want me to do!? All you've done is hit me!
  • Garp: Even then, I still want to be loved by my grandson, doodoohead!
  • Nami: Their selfishness makes me understand why they're blood related.

anonymous asked:

Okay you can call me a crazy Bluesey shipper for this if you want but stay with me for a sec. You know when the Gangsey where all seeing visions of the future? Like Blue sees herself kissing Gansey scene? Remember when all the visions were done and they ask what Gansey sees and he kinda turns away and says after a minute, "I saw Glendower." Do you think he might've actually seen himself kissing Blue or himself and Blue in love? Maybe he saw one of there secret dates? lol I'm starving for Bluesey

YOU ARE PROBABLY RIGHT all I can think of is that meme when dumbledore is looking into the mirror of erised and he sees snape naked advertising socks??? and Harry’s like what u seein and he’s like …..socks. This is so irrelevant, you’re welcome. But yes. He saw glendower my asssss he is so gone for blue

BONUS // Q&A with Christian Yu
  • Christian and you have been spending so much time on Youtube. Watching everything from puppy videos to conspiracy theories. Christian then suggested to you that he wants to do a Q&A with you. He even printed out the questions so he knew you would say yes anyway.
  • Christian: C’mon babe, it would be fun and the fans will get to know us better. Pleaaaase.
  • You: Okay fine but you owe me something.
  • Christian: Awesome! The first question is where did you two go on your first date?
  • You: First date? I think we had dinner Jamie's Italian.
  • Christian: Yeah the one near Circular Quay and after that we went to check out the lights because Vivid was on. Oh and all of this is back in Sydney btw.
  • You: Mhmm. What's the next question?
  • Christian: What are your thoughts the first time meeting each other?
  • You: We actually met at Boost. We were waiting for our drinks and funnily enough, we ordered the same one. The girl called out the drink and we both went to grab it. Christian then insisted I take the drink so I did. I thought oh what a gentlemen, he's so sweet.
  • Christian: What did you do after you took the drink?
  • You: I said thank you.
  • Christian: Yeah and you just ran off.
  • You: I had a train to catch.
  • Christian: So rude babe.
  • You: So that was your first thought of me? Rude?
  • Christian: Nooo, I saw you standing there and I thought oh hey, this girl has good taste in clothes. I remember because we were wearing the same type of sneakers.
  • You: Nice save.
  • Christian: What is the most romantic thing that I have done?
  • You: I really loved it when you took me here for the first time. It was the afternoon and the sun was setting. The view out of this window was amazing! And you had like scented candles all around the place. Another bonus was you made dinner and DESSERT that night.
  • Christian: Yeah, you know that dessert was a fluke. I definitely did not expect the cake to rise because I added too much flour and little baking soda.
  • You: It was really good. So what are each other’s worst or annoying habits?
  • Christian: You babe have the habit of leaving the cupboard doors open. Like it's not fully closed or opened. Just like a few centimeters away from it being fully closed. Why don't you use a tiny extra effort to make it close all the way?
  • You: Er I wouldn't be bashing me with my habit, Mr. Always leaving the bathroom lights on. And Mr. Always Spending So Much Time On His Hair. Your hair is always fine babe.
  • Christian: Fine, guess we're both bad. The next question is what is your ideal date night?
  • You: We tend to have dinner at home then take a stroll. I remember that time when our stroll lasted until 3am.
  • Christian: Yeah, I remember that. And it's nice walking around at night because I like to shoot short videos on my phone. You guys probably can see them on my Instagram.
  • You: You included this next question?
  • Christian: I didn't read the questions beforehand. I just printed them straight off the net. What is it?
  • You: Are there any weird fantasies/kinks that you have or into?
  • Christian: OHHHH. I see what you mean. Do you want me to address this babe?
  • You: Yeah but keep it PG.
  • Christian: PG? I'll try. Umm we do a lot of erm you know, sexting, dirty talk and sometimes foreplay. That's all I'm gonna say.
  • You buried your face behind Christian's back.
  • Christian: Alright, glad we got that out of the way. The last question is do you have any funny, embarrassing sex stories?
  • You: Babe, you take this one as well.
  • Christian: Umm funny, embarrassing sex stories? Only one comes to mind. Okay so we were on the bed, this one behind us, and I was um going down on [Y/N] but my back was facing this wall. So like you couldn't see anything besides the back of my back and [Y/N]'s legs. Anyway so after the deed was done, we cleaned up and stuff then I realised my laptop's cam was still on. I was doing a short recording of Lori trying to jump on the bed before we did it and I forgot all out it. Turns out, it was recording the whole thing. So being me, I actually made a short time loop of me and [Y/N], you know just me going down on her.
  • You: I still can't believe you name that file as TEST01.
  • Christian: I wouldn't think anyone would open it.
  • You: But who opened it babe?
  • Christian: Dabin. Well I didn't expect him to open that file, not my fault. He thought it was a test video for his new mv. I should've filed that video in my personal folder and not on the Desktop.
  • You: Take notes for next time then.
  • Christian: Next time aye? Anyway Dabin couldn't even tell it was us.
  • You: Are you sure? Your tattoos and that painting on the wall would have given it away.
  • Christian: Well he hasn't said anything so let's just say Dabin didn't see anything.
  • You: Is that all the questions? I'm hungry now.
  • Christian: Hmm yeah, that was the last one. Want to you wanna eat?
  • You: Pizza and let's watch Back to the Future?
  • Christian: That's my girl.

anonymous asked:

Things I'm down for: Bucky Barnes seeing a professional therapist, working through what he's done; Steve Rogers getting a therapy dog to help with his PTSD, learning all over again that its okay to take a break; Sam Wilson falling in love with his supersoldier boys, and figuring out that maybe three isn't such a crowd after all; Sam, Steve and Bucky, all alive and happy and SAFE. Retired on an island somewhere. In love. Far away from the Drama.

To quote one Gwen Stefani - “MMMHHMMM THIS MY SHIT, THIS MY SHIT”

regarding Our Garden Home

*screaming* OKAY ILLUSTRATIONS ARE DONE, EDITING IS DONE (maybe? might add a 200 word end scene right before i post in about ~9 hours)

IT’S ALMOST 7AM I’M GOING TO SLEEP!!!!!

definitely managed to save the best illustration for last, somehow. i’m REALLY EXCITED TO SHARE THIS

(a preview)

honestly after this final illustration i think i’m officially calling myself a writer/illustrator. i love this one so much

this fic is so precious to me.. i don’t even have words for how much personal importance it has

anyway SLEEP k bye

ao3 link: Our Garden Home by almaasi (a Dean/Cas garden fairy AU, featuring more fluff than anyone can sensibly handle. will be 36k as of tomorrow)

GO READ IT AND ENJOY IT and subscribe so you get an email when i upload~!

i LOVE YOU ALL ♥

Something I'll regret later

To one of the people I actually talk to @bananacatowl Go day happy bday for me

Oh I’m going to hell after this
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Today was a day I never expected to happen.

I mean it started the same, but only for 4 minutes.

I guess nobody else realized it either till a while.

Well today in the morning I got up and did my usual things.

Fight myself on whether to get outta bed or not, and taking a piss.

Then I washed my face and looked in the mirror

And that’s when I saw it…I was not me

I had all my thoughts but my face wasnt mine.

I rubbed my eyes and pinched myself so many time to say this was a dream

But then I realized this was real life

I was Johnathan…I was in his house,in his colthes, I was him

I quickly ran my fingers..Well his fingers on his face and then rushed to his bed

I nearly wrestled his bed for his phone.

Of course this mother fucker has a god dam password

I went with a guess and typed In his birthday….it worked

I tapped on his contacts and looked up my name

Once I saw the right one I quickly called my phone and waited.

“Hello?” I heard My sleepy voice come through the phone.

“Johnathan wake up!” I heard him quickly scatter to get outta bed.

“Hang on is that me?!” He said in a shocked voice

“Yes Johnathan it’s your voice but it me Evan! I know this is gonna sound weird but…I think we switched bodies!” I said as I heard him get up and scream.

“WTF?!! IM YOU!” He screamed through the phone

“AND IM YOU!” there was a long silence between us before he spoke up again

“Does this mean I can do whatever I want with your body?” He sprang up a joke

“Look fucker dont do anything with my body untill I get there! Got it?” I said as I found some socks and his shoes

“Fine but this is still funny as fuck” he said before I hung up

About 20 minutes later I ended up at my place. I grabbed my extra key and walked in to find Johnathan messing with my hair in the mirror.

“John! Your fucking up my hair!” I said I walked up to me..him?

“Evan your hairs been fucked since the day we met im spicing you up a bit” He said as he kept on going in the mirror.

“Ugh if your at least gonna be in my body treat it right!” I said as I looked over at the clock on the stove

“Oh I’ll treat your body right Evan don’t worry about that” he had a smug grin on his face as he said that…seeing myself say that made me feel all kinds of wrong, and not in a good way

“Look John if your gonna be in my body your gonna have to be me.” I said trying to find my ‘work phone’

“So I’m the Evan Fong now?….mm…this will be interesting” he said as he sat on the couch

“You make it sound so dirty….anyways if you are gonna be "Evan Fong” then you have to do what I do.“ I said as I got my work clothes from the closet

"Meaning?” He said as he stared at me

“Meaning you gotta get ready for work” I said as I threw him the pair of clothes

“Fuck you” he said I led him to the showers

“You’d be fucking yourself dumbass” I said as walked in

While Del was taking a shower I started thinking, did this just only happen to us?, What about our YouTube channels?

Then I remembered mom and dad were coming over for there “happy time with Evan” as they called it….

Oh Shit…

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Welp I’m tired. So go say happy bday to @bananacatowl before 12

Im Going to hell now

Okay last non-fandom post for a while.  Sorry for the spammy spam recently, but what IS it with the phenomenon of “If you don’t have a job you can’t find a job, but as soon as you have one, everyone else wants to hire you?”

Originally posted by playanon

For three weeks I have been applying to different places, way out of my field and now that I get hired (TO.DAY.) everyone starts calling back?  I honestly hope they are at least telling me they filled the position because after I followed up and people would say, “Yeah, we’d love to schedule an interview, let me look at your application” AND THEN NEVER SAY ANYTHING FOR TWO WEEKS WHEN THEY SOUND ALL DESPERATE TO HIRE SOMEONE ON THE PHONE….???

NO, THANK YOU.

anonymous asked:

okay but what about a sleep deprived, tired, and cold Solo, who is so done after a mission. Him and Illya are waiting somewhere in a park for Gaby, in the middle of the night. And Napoleon is so tired, so sleepy, so cold, that when they are sitting on a bench he doesn't think twice, but he curls up basically on top of Illya, hiding his face in Illya's chest and his jacket, he snuggles imopssibly closer and lets out a content sigh, being so sleep deprived that he doesnt even realize what he did.

IMPORTANT ADDITION I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT: He actually falls asleep like that, much to Illya’s surprise and amazement (because fuck he really trusts him like that? damn) and when Gaby comes for them, Illya just smiles a tiny bit, and picks Napoleon up and puts him in the car, while gaby is like “is Solo really asleep?”

THAT’S A VERY IMPORTANT ADDITION!! You guys … I just recovered from the last ask and now I need to lie down again.

Illya nods along and wants to close the door, but Napoleon whines in protest. With a “what can you do”-look, directed at Gaby, he slides in next to him and pretends to ignore his partner’s fond, but knowing gaze. She just whispers: “Idiots.” before getting in as well and starting the car.

With a pleased sigh, Napoleon curls into him again and Illya starts carding his fingers through his hair absently. The drive passes in a pleasant blur and by the time they reach their destination, Illya’s about to fall asleep as well.

Though Gaby wakes him up before it can happen. He gets out, picks up Napoleon (which isn’t as hard as it sounds, because apparently he’s an octopus when it comes to his sleeping habits) and starts to head into their hotel. The receptionist gives them a funny look, but he just asks for the keys to Napoleon’s room.

He has every intention of tucking Napoleon into bed and heading to his own room afterwards. Of course his partner postpones his plans, because he wakes up when Illya’s at the treshhold.

“Huh,” is all he says, as soon as Illya has set him to the ground, getting out of his shoes.

Napoleon doesn’t even get into the shower, just puts on his pyjama and points at his closet. “Spare clothes.”

For once, Illya doesn’t protest, but changes as well and slides under the covers after his partner. He should feel nervous, but he doesn’t. He doesn’t have a chance to, because Napoleon just wraps himself around Illya and sighs happily.

He needs to suppress an amused laugh because the first thing that comes to his mind is: the capitalist octopus and his Russian bear. (It seems as if he’s more sleep deprived than he originally thought.) The last thought that crosses his mind is that Gaby must. not. know. Then, he falls asleep as well.

  • Me: *follows a ryden blog* okay, this is the last one. No more after this. I'm done. This is bordering on unhealthy and I need some variation on my dash.
  • Another fucking ryden blog: *is in my recommended*
  • Me: ...
  • Me: *clicking follow* okay, this is the last one. No more after this. This is bordering on unhealthy and...
  • Michael Bay: Okay, this is my last Transformers movie - for real. After this one, I'm done.
  • Fans: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ

anonymous asked:

Hi there!! What are your tips for writing? I've only ever written one fic and I'm not super confident about it. It was sort of a way that I coped with what happened in a fandom and I just posted it so others in the same fandom could feel better about what happened. I've always wanted to write and be really good but idk how. I feel so much for ziam and I want to write about them but I just feel like I can't do them any justice :(

Hi, nonnie! :)

Well, you want to write something. That’s the first and most important step IMO. As long as you want to write, you can never really do wrong. That’s what drives me and how I started writing. I can write shit, but it’s my shit. Aha!

I can understand why you’d feel intimidated about “not doing them justice”. It’s actually pretty common! You’d be surprised to find out how many writers—myself included—feel the same at first. The thing is: you won’t have anything if you don’t start anything. Even if you later wants to scrap 90% and rewrite it, you have to start somewhere.

My advice would be to not focus too much on getting it “perfect” (you can twinkle it later) and just write or maybe try an AU. Contrary to popular belief, there isn’t really such thing as “out of character” for AUs because personalities and interactions are influenced by experiences and context. I personally prefer AUs because the idea of “every me loves every you” is beautiful.

‘Tips’ you say? Hmm, I doubt I’m the best suited for it, but I can think of a few things right away.

Read other people’s stuff - it’s a way of improving. Go read stuff from your favourite writers, be it fics or books.

Just write - even if you don’t think it’s good, you can rewrite and twinkle things later. What you can’t do is better a story that hasn’t been written.

Research - you don’t HAVE to pursue a decree on whatever you’re writing, but at least try to keep it reasonable. (e.g. you can’t have them shagging twice in a row and chuck refractory time out of the window)

Read about writing - punctuation, character development, plot outlining, genres, etc. There’s a lot of things you can learn from those, and you never really stop learning. You’ll find blogs about it on tumblr (writers4ziam, referenceforwriters, writeworldtheyuniversity etc.)

Be ready for criticism (or the lack thereof) - sadly, the fic experience for fandoms as whole has gone south since I started writing. Some people might tear you down, and many won’t give two shits. It’s just how things are.

Keep in mind it’s not a competition - you don’t have to be as good as [writer X]. You can (and should) be as good as yourself. Also, keep in mind that popular doesn’t mean good by any means. The 50 shades franchise is proof of that.

Write what you like (and don’t be afraid of experimenting) - you wanna write a coffee shop AU, but it’s been done one million times? It can be done one million and one times. You like it, you write it.

Accept con-crit - if somebody points out something problematic in your work (and those tend to be rare because feedback in general is), be sure to look into it. You can’t simply brush it off things like slavery with POC characters.

Find a beta reader (if possible) - this one is more of a ideal scenario. A beta can help you with suggestion and corrections. Not everyone has a beta (I don’t) and that’s okay, too.

Read your stuff after you’re done - especially if you don’t have a beta. I usually read, edit, and read again. And even so a lot of shit escapes me completely. haha!

I can’t really think of anything else? TL;DR: you just have to keep on writing and seeking improvement. It might be intimidating, but only you can write your story.