can u believe that some ppl hear the term “queer community” and automatically assumes it includes people who don’t identify as queer and so therefore is Problematic™ even though it LITERALLY only includes people who self identify as queer and absolutely does not include people who dont ID as queer like….. yah we know not everyone likes/wants to ID as queer so obviously the queer community isnt for you lmao just dont try to take it from those of us who DO identify as queer
and more so newt and tina are constantly bailing each other out of trouble and grabbing one another by the collar and dragging them off like
“did you see?! that’s a total violation of class C wand restrictions and-” “yes, dear” “who knows what they’re using it for?! probably HIGHLY ILLEGAL things” “possibly, dear” “im taking them in!” “dear, we’re harbouring a case full of illegal creatures let’s just go home to bed” “justice never sleeps!!”
“that’s repugnant, they’re not dangerous.” “of course not, dear.” “they’re misunderstood, that’s all” “yes, dear, but that centaur DID drag a woman into the wilderness so he should at least explain himself even if she did sound awful” “let’s put him in the case” “newton, no.” “newton, YES.”
Robbie collapsed into his armchair with an exhausted huff. His latest scheme to make the little brats he babysat hate him and demand their parents found someone else to look after them in the evenings had, as usual, backfired, and instead the kids had gone home that evening excitedly shouting to their parents about the latest game their super cool and wonderful babysitter had played with them.
Giving In to 2009 | It’s been a couple days of flirting, and teasing incessantly, and neither Dan nor Phil have any clue why 2009 Phil has replaced 2015 Phil, but they don’t really care with how busy they are trying to get the other into their pants. Who’sgoing to give in first? Part of 2009x2015 Phan Series
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