okay i'll stop tagging

  • Saeran: You remind me of Rapunzel.
  • 707: Really?
  • Saeran: Yes, but instead of letting down your hair, you let down everyone in your life.

can u believe that some ppl hear the term “queer community” and automatically assumes it includes people who don’t identify as queer and so therefore is Problematic™ even though it LITERALLY only includes people who self identify as queer and absolutely does not include people who dont ID as queer like….. yah we know not everyone likes/wants to ID as queer so obviously the queer community isnt for you lmao just dont try to take it from those of us who DO identify as queer

and more so newt and tina are constantly bailing each other out of trouble and grabbing one another by the collar and dragging them off like

“did you see?! that’s a total violation of class C wand restrictions and-” “yes, dear” “who knows what they’re using it for?! probably HIGHLY ILLEGAL things” “possibly, dear” “im taking them in!” “dear, we’re harbouring a case full of illegal creatures let’s just go home to bed” “justice never sleeps!!”

vs.

“that’s repugnant, they’re not dangerous.” “of course not, dear.” “they’re misunderstood, that’s all” “yes, dear, but that centaur DID drag a woman into the wilderness so he should at least explain himself even if she did sound awful” “let’s put him in the case” “newton, no.” “newton, YES.”

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he’s weak

Time’s a Gentle Stream (longer than it seems)

Robbie collapsed into his armchair with an exhausted huff. His latest scheme to make the little brats he babysat hate him and demand their parents found someone else to look after them in the evenings had, as usual, backfired, and instead the kids had gone home that evening excitedly shouting to their parents about the latest game their super cool and wonderful babysitter had played with them.

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Imagine #84

Papyrus and Mettaton having a fuckton of failed attempts to set up Alphys and Undyne together.

Bonus: As they try to get Undyne and Alohys to kiss kiss fall in love, Papyrus and Mettaton end up kiss kiss falling in love themselves.

uuuuuuuuhhhhhh, i made a thing

and im not happy with it, haha, but whatever :D

anyway! color!Sans belongs to @superyoumna!

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Just pretending I’m productive and online, have Whale Sisters

Giving In to 2009

Giving In to 2009 | It’s been a couple days of flirting, and teasing incessantly, and neither Dan nor Phil have any clue why 2009 Phil has replaced 2015 Phil, but they don’t really care with how busy they are trying to get the other into their pants. Who’sgoing to give in first? Part of 2009x2015 Phan Series | Phan | Mature | Smut, Riding | 4,584 Words

Disclaimer: In no way do Ipretend that this is real or cast aspersions on Dan or Phil.

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I went to Daisy’s funeral service. Her mother came and thanked me for being such a good doctor. I was so much more to her than that.

Oh, my holy ghost,
how glorious it is,
to be haunted by you.
—  headstones are for the living, and darling, your name is written on mine | p.d

-glances at english folks liking my swedish reply-

-confused over whenever or not they google translated that or likes my tags-

-squints at-

-tho are happy-

-and hugs you-