Yall know the drill. 5 miles, BNHA episode recap
- Every single one of my Group Project With Terrible Group Members anxieties was on fire within 30 seconds of this episode
- Me, quietly, under my breath: Clearly Deku is trying to do the work it’s his partner who’s not helping tell the teacher Deku deserves an A its not his fault hes in a shitty group.
- For real this is almost a tongue-in-cheek commentary on schools handling bullying. Turns to the person clearly only being victimized who’s done nothing wrong. “Now I think you BOTH need to work on your get-along skills hmmm?”
- They sure like to name episodes as “[Character name]: Origin”
- I really like how Shonen Logic:tm: works where characters can be smashed through buildings and be fine, but Bakugou whapping Deku in the nose with his stupid gauntlet leaves Deku wincing on the ground.
- and by “really like” i mean “im really fucking hurt. Deku looked so hurt he didnt deserve that”
- Look at him. Look at him he didnt deserve that. Someone please kick Bakugou’s ass.
- Status update: the rest of the episode is All Might kicking Bakugou’s ass. Nice. Prick.
- Bakugou: [yells]
Deku: [yelling] stop yelling!
- All Might proceeds to shut Bakugou up. Nice All Might good job listening.
- I’m so happy for All Might. He’s having the best time being a villain. You know he’s giggling like a five year old on the inside you know it. He gets to just break shit and be evil. I love it.
- [Obligatory Sans Undertale joke]
- OKAY SO ALL MIGHT’S NOT FUCKING AROUND ALRIGHTY THIS IS FINE.
- HI WELCOME TO U.A. THE TOP SCHOOL IN THE WORLD OUR CURRICULUM IS BEATING THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING PULP OUT OF YOUR CHILDREN ANY QUESTIONS?
- That’s not even hyperbole Bakugou got his breakfast beaten right out of him RIP Bakugou yikes
- NGL the changing angle made it look for a moment like All Might impaled Deku with that fence and like….little dark, All Might.
- “You will be my successor Midoriya when I pass the torch on oh shit fuck right you needed those internal organs. Ive lived without mine so long I forgot they were there. My bad. ……Should I move the fence?”
- Bakugou: “I’m going to beat All Might with my own two fists!”
All Might: -punches Bakugou’s breakfast right out of him-
Bakugou: “Never mind!!!! Turns out I suck!!! Test canceled!!! I quit!!!”
- Deku: -slugs Bakugou- listen u shit I’m not throwing away my A for this.
- “We still have to fight All Might!!” Okay Vomit-Mouth.
- Poor Deku, for the whole alley scene. Bakugou’s just fucking screaming at him 2.5 inches away and Bakugou won’t wipe his damn mouth like damn at least pop a breath mint or something if youre gonna harrass Deku point-blank like that it’s gross.
- I LOVE ALL MIGHT’S RUN HE LOOKS LIKE A DOOFY VIDEO GAME CHARACTER
- Deku: “Finally, with Bakugou’s gauntlet I can use a quirk without breaking my own arm.”
Deku: -breaks his arm from the recoil-
Deku: “Oh fucking come on”
- I love Bakugou just blast-zooming through the air while he and Deku talk it’s like those long-ass Naruto scenes where they hop 2945 feet between branches. Except poor Deku’s gotta like, actually run. Offer him a ride Bakugou you animal.
- Deku: “That gate’s fucking kawaii and I’m kinda insulted considering how I’ve been nearly killed to death like four times in this thing but okay whatever.”
- ALL MIGHT THEYRE CHILDREN GODDAMN
I BEAT A MOTHER FUCKER WITH ANOTHER MOTHER FUCKER
- Bakugou: -uses his quirk to fucking launch Deku toward the goal like a sack of potatoes-
me, thinking back to the physical tests of season 1: Haha call back.
- ALL MIGHT THEY ARE C H I L D R EN
- Bakugou: “what!!?? YOU THOUGHT DEKU WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD BREAK ALL HIS ARMS AND SCREAM!!? I CAN BREAK MY ARMS EVEN FUCKING BETTER THAN HE CAN”
- ALL MIGHT THIS IS NOT HOW MERCY WORKS
- this is physically painful to watch im like upset
- theyre kids theyre just kids leave them a l o n e
- also Bakugou trying to bite All Might’s hand as a last ditch effort is just….real sad? It hurts? This all hurts?
- Im glad Deku punched All Might he was being a real jackass today.
- Recovery Girl, for the 19375th time: “The absolute fucking shit I put up with because of you people”