okay i should stop why dont i ever stop

me to my friends
  • me: have you watched tyler's latest video, it's hilarious
  • me: did you know that tyler was on ellen? yea he was. you should watch the episode, it's amazing
  • me: there was a new psychobabble episode yesterday, tyler and korey talked about clubbing boys with club sandwiches, I nearly got kicked out of class for laughing too much while i was listening to it
  • me: guess what? tyler wrote a book, it's called Binge, I can't wait to read it, you can preorder it at tyleroakleybook.com
  • me: tyler's coming here in september, on his tour, you've gotten tickets right, you can book them at tyleroakleytour.com so we can go together
  • me: tyler got a snapchat, it's hilarious, make sure you're following him okay
  • me: tyler was on ellen, he was on ellen, did I say that he was on ellen, i can't believe it, he was on ellen
  • me: tyler-
  • friends: okay thats enough