okay i really don't know what is this shit

I had a few years of experience in roleplaying forums, but when my friends invited me to play Pathfinder, it was my first time with a tabletop. I didn’t really know what to expect so between the things I brought was a drawing of my sorcerer character.

GM: Okay, you’re all in a pub and [Sorcerer] walks in and approaches you.

Me: They look like travelers so I ask about their journey.

E: I roll perception.

GM: Perception doesn’t check intentions.

E: *Rolls anyway*

GM: *Holds up the drawing* You see this.

anonymous asked:

In your /tagged/about_me you say you're male with a question mark but since you refer to yourself as a boy and you've said your pronouns are he/him so it's pretty clear that you're cis. This whole "wow don't call me cis you don't know what's in my pants" stuff is you trying to be clever or whatever but it's fucking stupid. This along with the "I wouldn't really date a boy but who's to say I'm straight" shit is just getting old you dumb fuck

Can I offer you some serious advice?

Do yourself a favor and never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER become a detective.

ri reacts to the deh soundtrack for the first time without watching the musical irl (TW; SPOILERS)
  • Anybody Have A Map?: i lov this !!!! im connor tbfh love this so much ALSO THAT LIL BIT AT THE END WAS FUCKIN LIT I AM ALSO MAKING THIS UP AS I GO IM HYPED
  • Waving Through A Window: here comes the ugly ass 11 year olds thinkin they can sing ,,,, also,,,, gna be blasting this forever
  • Requiem: FUCK WHAT IS EVAN DEAD OR SOMETHING wait is connor dead????? what ????? im so lost ?????? also,,, girl singing needs to chill but IIIIIIIIIIIIII CANNOT PLAY THE GRIEVING GIRL AND LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE also I WILL SING NO REQUIEM TONight
  • If I Could Tell Her: haha the old classic "i wanna tell you what i feel about you but i'm scared so i'll say he said it instead" i feel ya evan ,,,, also hEEEE THOUGHT THAT YOU LOOKED REALLY- UH IT WAS REALLY PRETTY LMAOOOOO SAME ALSO I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU fuck that note ended me bYE
  • Disappear: "no one seems to care or seem to notice that we're there so we get lost" fuck same ???? i think im gonna cry ??? nobody deserves to be forgotten ??? could you not hit me the fuc k hard thanx ???!!! YOU STILL MATTER FUCK AH SHIT THAT WAVING THROUGH A WINDOW REPRISE IM GONE ??? THE CONNOR PROJECT OKAY SOO CONNORS DEAD AND IM SOBBING OKAY BYE
  • You Will Be Found: piano ??? will this be sad??? "have you ever felt forgotten" um yeah, "like you could fall and nobody could hear" "when you don't feel strong enough to stand...." oh why is there a tear in my eye ? "when you're broken on the ground, you will be found.....lift your head and look around" i really cant go on typin cause im sobbing cause ben platt's voice is a fucking blessing and this musical is heaven-sent and 200% of the time i really have this overwhelming desire to just end it all cause nobody cares abt me and im literally bein told i matter so yeah im fucki n in tears don't touch me bye
  • To Break In A Glove: "this glove's really cool wow" ben im in the middle of cryin and youre such a fuckin nerd i snorted,,,, are they talkin about how to break in a FUCKING BASEBALL GLOVE WHAT THE - oh now i get it,,, evan's still a nerd tho love ya ben,,, oh shit hes talkin about connor.... well okay now i know how to break in a baseball glove and feel sad @ the same time
  • Only Us: oh this is EVAN AND ZOE ,,,, zoe is connor's younger sister ,,,, are they in a relationship ??? nice + this is such a lovely love song AND THE REST OF THE WORLD FALLS AWAAAAAY WHADDYA SAY this is so Cute im here for evan/zoe ,,, laura dreyfuss' voice is givin me fuckn chills
  • Good For You: please let this be a cover of daveed & leslie's cover of good for you OH FUCK ITS NOT ALSO,, THIS IS REMINISCENT OF GIVES YOU HELL???? oh fuck she's pisseddddd that vibrato is giving me life sis !!!! YEEEEEAH I HOPE ITS ALL THAT YOU WANT AND MORE !!!! @ evan look at what you've done to your mom this isnt cool GOOD FOR YOUUU GOOD FOR YOU YOU YOU YOU!!!!! these layers fuck STOP IT STOP IT JUST LET ME OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF BEN I LOVE YOU
  • Words Fail: im not even going to attempt because im crying so hard i can barely see the screen but this hit me H A R D
  • So Big / So Small: im emotional this is so sad whY omg evan's mum deserves better ???? i love her i love this motherly bonding the breaks in her voice are really killin me the development from complete obliviousness to evan in Anybody Have A Map? to this is killi ng me

Okay, so I was talking in my other post how fucked up it is that straight people press their sexuality on queer people because they see them as “broken”, even to the point of intentionally hurting their own family members, and it reminded me of something that happened to me awhile back.

Firstly, it must be understood that my brother has been trying to hook me up with someone, specifically a guy, for years. One, because I’m a virgin (gasp!), Two, because I’m on the asexual spectrum and have never been interested in sex whatsoever, and Three, because I’m biromantic and he apparently can’t stand the thought of me pairing off with a woman instead of man, with whom I could have a million babies and be the perfect nuclear family and blah blah blah … (My brother is disturbingly obsessed with carrying on one’s genetics–especially if you’re smart and white–but that’s some shit for another day)

Alright, so, knowing all this, I once (stupidly, apparently) told him about this guy who was passively interested in me.

Now, this guy was already in a happy relationship with someone else. He’d just expressed attraction to me, no pressure to do anything. It wasn’t a come on or an invitation. Just stating that I was attractive, basically. I was telling my brother how I liked the guy, but he wasn’t the type of person I’d date, and my brother suddenly got mad at me.

Mind you, this guy wasn’t even TRYING to date me. Wasn’t asking. Said he was happy where he was. And I had told my brother that.

But my brother got all up in my face about “turning him down” because I “wasn’t giving him a chance!” My brother had literally never met or heard about this guy until now, and had no idea what kind of a person he was. But he was rooting for this stranger to hook up with me, even though I explicitly stated I wasn’t interested. This is the same brother, by the way, that has continually insinuated that he would casually threaten any new boyfriend I got by greeting them on the porch with a shotgun (in order to somehow “protect me” from being mistreated by them, presumably).

Basically, he had it in his head that his fellow males’ gratification was more important than his own sister’s decisions or wellbeing. He literally knew NOTHING about this guy, but the dude’s potential desires (not even explicit desires!) were a bigger deal than my freedom of choice. What more can I think, when my brother knew nothing more about the guy than that he was a guy? It seemed to me that, to my brother, the mere idea of maleness formed an inherently closer bond to him than that of kinship, sibling kinship nonetheless.

He all but says he’ll shoot any guy that brings me harm, but he’ll get angry at me on behalf of someone he’s never met, just because they *might* be attracted to me, even if I wasn’t attracted to them?

That’s fucked up in itself, and that’s not even considering that he knew the guy was already happy with another girl.

So, to my brother, not only was this random guy’s “efforts” (at getting close to me) more important than his own sister’s feelings or safety, and deserving of reward, my brother was perfectly happy to have some OTHER girl, the guy’s ACTUAL girlfriend, suffer in order for this guy to get with me. He was more worried about this guy potentially getting “friendzoned” than he was about his sister potentially ending up in a unfulfilling relationship (best case) or (worst case) being bodily harmed.

That’s about when I realized that my brother, despite what he may believe, was never on “my” team.

Now, I did realize all this as the conversation was happening–that he prioritized the imaginary longings of stranger over his own sister–and I told him as much, and how disturbing I found it. How, even if the guy WAS interested in dating me (and possibly cheating on his girlfriend??) it didn’t matter how much he was nice to me if I wasn’t interested in him, too. That me not being attracted to everything that came my way wasn’t some kind of personal failing or betrayal.

He did take a step back then, and seem to reevaluate his own logic, which was really refreshing to see. But he still, though sheepishly, maintained that I should “give the guy a chance”.

I told him something to the effect of “No thank you, I can make my own decisions like a big girl,” and walked off to have the spaghetti I’d been cooking.

This story is less about me getting my brother to check himself and more about me realizing how prevalent this kind of fucked up narrative is in society, where heterosexuality and sex are prioritized to the point of degrading other kinds of cultural ideals that are supposed to keep us safe. Where friendship is devalued in comparison to a romantic relationship. Where your own family might be perfectly happy to throw you (and possibly others) under a bus if it means you’ll live up to their idea of social norms. Where your opinion doesn’t matter when it comes to your own relationships because you couldn’t possibly know what’s best for yourself.

I am sick and tired of this rhetoric. It is ancient and harmful and it needs to go.

On that note, I’ll leave you with one of my favorite old “oh shit realization” memes, which is essentially what I tried to explain to my brother:

anonymous asked:

Okay so I forgot to take a picture but I was at open camp in Barcelona and the screen saying open camp with the logo was freaking out. I pointed it out to my mom and she started laughing at me asking if I expected Anti to show up on the screen at any minute! MY MOM! Who doesn't know shit about Anti except for his name because I continue mentioning it when she asks what I'm doing! (don't judge me Anti is love Anti is life) I was weirded out but as mentioned I forgot to take a picture *facepalm*

THAT’S REALLY CUTE THAT SHE KNOWS OF ANTI AND MENTIONS HIM WITH YOU! My mom does the exact same thing. She did that when Detention was being uploaded and whenever she saw me bouncing she was like, “was it Anti?!” god bless mothers, man

It’s fine, man! No worries! We like hearing these little experiences. ;)

Unpopular opinion maybe idk

In all honesty I think Cheryl is the character I feel the worst for. Like yeah Jughead’s situation is awful and that really sucks but at least he has a troop of people that care for him deeply. Cheryl is going through this shit storm all alone. Her parents are so cruel to her and she has no support system that knows what she is going through. Like that girl is severely damaged and abused. I love Jughead to death and I want everyone in that town to apologize to him and his family but I can’t even imagine what Cheryl must be going through. Okay I will go now. Bye.

The struggle of the Gays
  • Gay Person: *Wow I really like him but I don't know if he's straight*
  • Other Gay Person: *Wow he's cute, but he's probably straight*
  • Gay Person: Hi, Uhhhh. How are you?
  • Other Gay Person: Good, Uhhh. *What do I say. Shit,SHiit* mEMeS aRe cOOl.
  • Gay Person: Okay? Bye then.
  • Other Gay Person: *FUccckkkkk, I fucked it up already*
  • Gay Person: *Woooowww, I wish I knew if he's gay or not*
The Last Five Years - Sentence Starters
  • [name] is over and [name] is gone.
  • I'm still hurting.
  • What about things that you swore to be true?
  • Go and hide and run away!
  • Run away, run and find something better.
  • Maybe there's somewhere a lesson to learn.
  • I've been waiting for someone like you.
  • I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand like an idiot, scared to death.
  • My people have suffered for thousands of years and I don't give a shit!
  • I guess I can't believe you really came.
  • See, I'm smiling--That means I'm happy that you're here.
  • I think we're gonna be okay.
  • With all we've had to go through, we'll end up twice as strong.
  • I didn't know you had to go so soon.
  • We'll have tonight.
  • You know what makes me crazy?
  • I'm sorry, can I say this?
  • You could be here with me or be there with them - as usual, guess which you pick.
  • You can't spend a single day that's not about you and you and nothing but you!
  • I swear to God I'll never understand how you can stand there straight and tall and see I'm crying, and not do anything at all.
  • Things are moving too fast.
  • I won't do anything just half-assed.
  • I met my personal Aphrodite.
  • I'm feeling panicked and rushed and hurried.
  • I'm so happy I can't get worried.
  • Next day it's just like it never happened.
  • And then he smiles - his eyes light up and how can I complain?
  • Yes, he's insane, but look what he can do.
  • I tend to follow in his stride instead of side by side.
  • I said I'd stick it out and follow through.
  • I'm a part of that...aren't I?
  • Maybe your heart's completely swayed, but your head can't follow through.
  • Don't you think that now's a good time to be the ambitious freak you are?
  • You get to be happy!
  • Take a breath, take a step, take a chance - take your time.
  • Have I mentioned today how lucky I am to be in love with you?
  • I'm sharing a room with a "former" stripper and her snake: Wayne.
  • I could shove an ice pick in my eye, I could eat some fish from last July, but it wouldn't be as awful as [fill in what you wish].
  • He wants me, he wants me, but he ain't gonna get me.
  • Son of a bitch, I guess I'm doing something right!
  • 'Cause the torture is just exquisite while I'm waiting for you to visit.
  • We should go meet the dinosaurs.
  • Will you share your life with me for the next ten minutes?
  • There are so many lives I want to share with you.
  • But if you can just wait I will make it eventually.
  • Not like I'm proud of the fact.
  • I want to be your wife, I want to bear your child, I want to die knowing I had a long, full life in your arms.
  • Will you share your life with me for the next ten lifetimes?
  • There are so many dreams I need to see with you.
  • There are so many years I need to be with you.
  • Everyone tells you that the minute you get married every other woman in the world suddenly finds you attractive.
  • And all of a sudden, this pair of breasts walks by and smiles at you and you're like - "That's not fair!"
  • In a perfect world a miracle would happen.
  • I shouldn't care what she thinks since I can't fuck her anyway!
  • Don't despair, I'll be there.
  • I am a good person!
  • Stop looking at that, look at me.
  • Jesus Christ, I suck, I suck, I suck, I suck.
  • I will not be the girl who requires a man to get by.
  • Can we please for a minute stop blaming and say what you feel?
  • Did you think this would all be much easier than it's turned out to be?
  • If I didn't believe in you, we'd never have gotten this far.
  • Don't we get to be happy at some point down the line?
  • If I'm cheering on your side, why can't you support mine?
  • No one can give you courage.
  • I will not lose because you can't win.
  • He wouldn't leave me alone 'less I went with him to dinner.
  • I guess he was good in bed.
  • He blew me off with a heartfelt letter.
  • I can do better than that.
  • You don't have to change a thing, just stay with me.
  • I want you and you and nothing but you.
  • I don't want to throw up your walls and defenses.
  • It feels like my life led right to your side and will keep me there from now on.
  • Think of what's past, because we can do better.
  • Hey, kid - good morning. You look like an angel.
  • I don't remember when we fell asleep.
  • Nobody needs to know.
  • Come back to bed, kid.
  • Hold on, don't cry yet.
  • I won't let you go.
  • Maybe I could be in love with someone like you.
  • Goodbye until tomorrow.
  • I have been waiting for you.
  • I'm not the only one who's hurting here.
  • I don't know what the hell is left to do.
  • I could never rescue you.
  • All I could do was love you hard and let you go.
  • So we could fight, or we could wait, or I could go...
  • I didn't see a way we both could win.
  • Goodbye.

anonymous asked:

Okay but after reading through your last answer all I can think about is a RiverClan cat going up to their old mentor and being like "Hey, Shellfur, I really like Mistthroat, and I want them to be my mate, but I don't really know what to do. You've been mates with Lightningnose for a while, how'd you do it?" "Okay so first you gotta come up with a super cool poem. Then you gotta yell it out to the whole clan" "wait what" "Yeah man. Also be sure to compliment their stripes. Cats love that shit"

I am fighting so hard not to make a “bitches love” reference. 

shit said in dnd
  • 'i'm going to get fucking arrested again.'
  • 'this would be so much easier with ____ here.'
  • 'uhm.... okay. okay okay okay okay okay.'
  • 'you're the one who killed those rats, aren't you?'
  • 'i like him. and i /really/ like that ale.'
  • 'you wanna see if she was reading fuckin porn.'
  • 'i /really/ don't want this to be a sex ring.'
  • 'that's an eight.'
  • 'you'd think these women would have screamed, or something.'
  • 'what if there was another woman?'
  • '...and of course it was a giant horse dick.'
  • 'ANYWAY...'
  • 'like a dead body?'
  • 'it's okay if you don't remember.'
  • 'she dead, son.'
  • 'go try and wake that dude up.'
  • 'do you want me to leave the body?'
  • 'well, the knife is still sticking out of his back.'
  • 'i thought there was gonna be a basement.'
  • 'that's the front door.'
  • 'i'm good with dogs.'
  • 'i'm not good with, uhm..... bodies?'
  • 'i'm gonna think about this, because a lot of things have come to light, and i need to... think about my life choices.'
  • 'every time i say it, i think it's not gonna be as gross, but no, it's still really gross.'
  • 'what is ____ gonna do next?'
  • 'these are their stories.'
  • 'i didn't know she was dead at the time!'
  • 'i can't believe she stabbed him.'
  • 'i can't believe she was DEAD and stabbed him.'
  • 'did you pocket the dagger?'
  • Father Chains: *In the Elderglass Burrow* Who broke it?
  • Gentleman Bastards: *silence*
  • Father Chains: I'm not mad. I just wanna know.
  • Locke: *Deep Breath* Me! I bro-
  • Chains: Nope. No you didn't. Calo?
  • Calo: Don't look at me.
  • Calo: Look at Galdo.
  • Galdo: Fuck you, I didn't break it!
  • Calo: That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken then?
  • Galdo: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
  • Calo: Suspicious.
  • Galdo: Your mother's suspicious!
  • Jean: I - if it matters - probably not, but - Sabetha was the last one to use it.
  • Sabetha: Wha- liar, you know I don't drink that shit!
  • Jean: Oh really? What were you doing near the carafe earlier then?
  • Sabetha: I use the silver stirrers as lock-picks, everyone knows that JEAN.
  • Locke: okay, OKAY, let's not fight, I broke it, let me steal a new one Chains.
  • Chains: NO. Who broke it?
  • Calo: ... Uh, Chains. Nazca's been awfully quiet.
  • Nazca: *halfway across the city* I'm not sure why, but I think I'll punch Calo Sanza in the face tomorrow.
  • All: *fighting*
  • Chains: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

Aaayyy guys it me, the one that likes cats. I’ve been wanting to make a post for a while now listing future shows I wanna get into. I figured it would help a bit since my blog is a huge mess of fandoms and once I get into these shows, they’ll be added to this big ol mess. I’ll put this list under a read more tho, since I don’t wanna take up space on you guy’s dashes and such

Keep reading

Me: installs webroot

Also me: suddenly gets more ads and virus scams.

  • Zenyatta: Okay my student, I have a task for you.
  • Genji: What is it master?
  • Zenyatta: Tell me what it means to "love".
  • Genji: Uhh, I don't really know how to explain it...
  • Zenyatta: Surely there must be some way?
  • Genji: Hmm, wait, I know.
  • Zenyatta: Yes?
  • Genji: Do you ever hear the noises from Fareeha and Dr. Ziegler's room at night?
  • Zenyatta: You mean the screaming and such?
  • Genji: Yes that. That's love.
  • Zenyatta: Wonderful! I can't wait to try love!
  • Genji: Aw fuck.

I just need to accept that I’m going to feel really bad for the next month

it’s unfathomably shitty days like today where i really need to stop and just focus on the fact that someday soon i will be out and living with people i love and it’s never going to be easy and i’m always going to have to struggle but god fucking damn it it’s going to be worth it 

anonymous asked:

Hey maddy , what do I really think about THE recent kishi interview I was disappointed about him saying that sakura was just as kiba and shikamaru , I just don't know why he have to say it after saying that sakura is the heroine and that they series needed a lead female character so that's why he draw sakura, I don't know why he had to display sakura like that with a topic about NH, like hell what does love interest has to do with the character position in the series?!! 😦


Regarding this interview, I think people are going crazy over absolutely nothing. People in this fandom tend to lose their shit over the smallest thing and to be honest, it can get a little annoying. It reminds me of when Sarada’s new design was unveiled for the Boruto manga, and people went absolutely mental, hating on Ikemoto, accusing him of oversexualising Sarada, accusing him of reducing her character to nothing but fan service, even going so far as to accuse him of paedophilia, and I was just there like -_-

What exactly did Kishi say in this interview that was so bad? He didn’t say that the only reason Sakura is the heroine was because of a love triangle, he said that he placed Sakura in the mix in order to spice things up, but this wasn’t what made her the heroine. To the Anon I actually answered, love interest doesn’t have anything to do with character position, and that’s precisely why Sakura is the heroine, despite the fact that she and Naruto are not a couple.

What Kishi said in this interview hasn’t changed anything. Sakura is still and has always been the heroine. Regarding the Shikamau and Kiba comment, why is that so terrible? That’s only how Kishi apparently felt at the very beginning, but why does that take anything away from what she became? Kishi obviously very quickly grew to see her as far more than just “another character”, because she was established as the heroine within the first 3 chapters, and that never changed. Some people are acting as though Kishi said that Sakura isn’t the heroine or something.

I just really don’t see what the big deal is.