okay i really don't know what is this shit

I really miss Harry’s long hair so I’m just gonna ….. 

…….okay

let’s start here with the baby curls 

UMMM THIS IS STILL SO ICONIC???

THIS PHOTOSHOOT WAS A BLESSING?????

THIS FUCKING DAY ????? HIS HAIR SHOULD BE IN MUSEUMS 

AND HERE??? LIKE HOW DOES LOUIS DEAL????

THIS BINCH IS ETHEREAL 

LOOK AT HIS FROG FACE????? AND THE HAIR OMG

THIS IS SOME DISNEY PRINCE SHIT OKAY?!

THIS LOOK ICINIQUE WITH THE SHIRT WITH HIS LAST NAME ON IT

THE BUN?!?!?!?!?!??! *SCREAMING IN EVERY KNOWN LANGUAGE*

UMMMMM ??? ME AS LOUIS WHEN HE WAS LOOKING AT HIM HERE ???

FUCKING PRINCE 

I

REST

MY

FUCKING

CASE

BYE!

I had a few years of experience in roleplaying forums, but when my friends invited me to play Pathfinder, it was my first time with a tabletop. I didn’t really know what to expect so between the things I brought was a drawing of my sorcerer character.


GM: Okay, you’re all in a pub and [Sorcerer] walks in and approaches you.

Me: They look like travelers so I ask about their journey.

E: I roll perception.

GM: Perception doesn’t check intentions.

E: *Rolls anyway*

GM: *Holds up the drawing* You see this.

My Love

A/N: just a short little thing that i based off of a poem i made!! the lines of poetry are italicized!!! this is based off of my experiences, and there is a slight trigger warning for some sort of anxiety attack!


stay alive, my love

Dan doesn’t quite know what’s wrong. There’s a feeling, deep in his gut. It feels like he’s been stretched too thin, like the pressure on his back is too much, like he’s not strong enough.

He’s not even sure of what it is. He was fine a few minutes ago, wandering around in Arin’s apartment, wearing comfortable clothing. But now, he’s staring at the wall, not sure of what to do. He can feel a stinging in his eyes.

He can feel something tugging at his heart.

He feels so, so lonely. It hits him like a bullet, tearing through his chest, ripping through his heart, leaving him broken and breathless.

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the losers as a conversation between my drunk friends

bill: okay okay okay. let’s play a drinking question game. if you don’t answer it, you drink. if you do, everyone else drinks.

mike: wow. you’re really trying to kill us this time.

bill: shhhh im on it this is some next level shit right here. NOW: stan. stanley. what is your biggest. regret.

stan: hm. well i know it Should be that half a line of cocaine, but, honestly, i think it’s that one time i hooked up with richie.

dirty monster starters
  • Just some funny/sexy starters where one or both of the muses involved are some kind of monster! I tried to keep things vague so it's mun's choice as to what monster you are! (feel free to add more if you want!)
  • "Don't you dare bite me, you --!!"
  • "Eww, it's all slimy..."
  • "Holy shit, is that what you really look like?"
  • "Why do you smell so good?"
  • "I don't care how many you have, just take me to bed."
  • "Well, I didn't consider fucking something like a squid *before*..."
  • "I know you're hungry, but I'm not food."
  • "Okay, let's just get home before this gets any stronger..."
  • "I can't help it, you're so soft..."
  • "No, not in this form."
  • "... Bigger."
  • "I don't care if it's wrong, I'm fucking it."
  • "You ever wanted to be a [mom/dad]?"
  • "Great, now my [mom/dad/rommate] thinks I'm into bestiality."
  • "Won't you dry out?"
  • "Aren't you frightened of me?"
  • "I've gone beyond scared and entered the realm of 'strangely turned on'."
  • "You ever wonder if you're gonna look back at your life and be ashamed of what [you fucked/let fuck you]?"
  • "Don't pull out."
  • "I'm not sure if it's gonna fit, but my momma didn't raise no quitter."
  • "Sorry, was I supposed to be surprised you're a [species here]?"
  • "... I was hoping for a better reveal."
  • "Fuck me... no, really, fuck me!"
  • "D-don't look..."
  • "That's definitely not normal..."
  • "I need someone to carry my [offspring]."
  • "I'm offended that I wasn't your first choice to carry your [offspring]..."
  • "Great, I've got sucker marks all over me."
  • "I can see the headlines now: '[Man/Woman/etc] meets an alien species -- Welcomes it to Earth by fucking it.'"
ri reacts to the deh soundtrack for the first time without watching the musical irl (TW; SPOILERS)
  • Anybody Have A Map?: i lov this !!!! im connor tbfh love this so much ALSO THAT LIL BIT AT THE END WAS FUCKIN LIT I AM ALSO MAKING THIS UP AS I GO IM HYPED
  • Waving Through A Window: here comes the ugly ass 11 year olds thinkin they can sing ,,,, also,,,, gna be blasting this forever
  • For Forever: FRIENDSHIP IS THE CUTEST IM SO GLAD THEYRE TOGETHER AND THEYRE GONNA BE HAPPY FOREVER !!!!!! LOVE THIS HAPPINESS THEYRE SO GAY
  • Sincerely, Me: TH I S IS SO GAY OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IM THE KID IN THE BACK,,, OH HIS NAME IS JARED OKAYOKAY IM JARED AS FUCK FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL I L OV E THIS !!!!! OH THEYRE NOT GAY OKAY THEN (((sounds fake))) BUT HAHA FRIENDSHIP ALSO,,,, WHY IS EVAN FAKIN LETTERS IM SO CONFUSED,,,,,, WAHTS HAPPEN IN G
  • Requiem: FUCK WHAT IS EVAN DEAD OR SOMETHING wait is connor dead????? what ????? im so lost ?????? also,,, girl singing needs to chill but IIIIIIIIIIIIII CANNOT PLAY THE GRIEVING GIRL AND LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE also I WILL SING NO REQUIEM TONight
  • If I Could Tell Her: haha the old classic "i wanna tell you what i feel about you but i'm scared so i'll say he said it instead" i feel ya evan ,,,, also hEEEE THOUGHT THAT YOU LOOKED REALLY- UH IT WAS REALLY PRETTY LMAOOOOO SAME ALSO I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU fuck that note ended me bYE
  • Disappear: "no one seems to care or seem to notice that we're there so we get lost" fuck same ???? i think im gonna cry ??? nobody deserves to be forgotten ??? could you not hit me the fuc k hard thanx ???!!! YOU STILL MATTER FUCK AH SHIT THAT WAVING THROUGH A WINDOW REPRISE IM GONE ??? THE CONNOR PROJECT OKAY SOO CONNORS DEAD AND IM SOBBING OKAY BYE
  • You Will Be Found: piano ??? will this be sad??? "have you ever felt forgotten" um yeah, "like you could fall and nobody could hear" "when you don't feel strong enough to stand...." oh why is there a tear in my eye ? "when you're broken on the ground, you will be found.....lift your head and look around" i really cant go on typin cause im sobbing cause ben platt's voice is a fucking blessing and this musical is heaven-sent and 200% of the time i really have this overwhelming desire to just end it all cause nobody cares abt me and im literally bein told i matter so yeah im fucki n in tears don't touch me bye
  • To Break In A Glove: "this glove's really cool wow" ben im in the middle of cryin and youre such a fuckin nerd i snorted,,,, are they talkin about how to break in a FUCKING BASEBALL GLOVE WHAT THE - oh now i get it,,, evan's still a nerd tho love ya ben,,, oh shit hes talkin about connor.... well okay now i know how to break in a baseball glove and feel sad @ the same time
  • Only Us: oh this is EVAN AND ZOE ,,,, zoe is connor's younger sister ,,,, are they in a relationship ??? nice + this is such a lovely love song AND THE REST OF THE WORLD FALLS AWAAAAAY WHADDYA SAY this is so Cute im here for evan/zoe ,,, laura dreyfuss' voice is givin me fuckn chills
  • Good For You: please let this be a cover of daveed & leslie's cover of good for you OH FUCK ITS NOT ALSO,, THIS IS REMINISCENT OF GIVES YOU HELL???? oh fuck she's pisseddddd that vibrato is giving me life sis !!!! YEEEEEAH I HOPE ITS ALL THAT YOU WANT AND MORE !!!! @ evan look at what you've done to your mom this isnt cool GOOD FOR YOUUU GOOD FOR YOU YOU YOU YOU!!!!! these layers fuck STOP IT STOP IT JUST LET ME OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF BEN I LOVE YOU
  • Words Fail: im not even going to attempt because im crying so hard i can barely see the screen but this hit me H A R D
  • So Big / So Small: im emotional this is so sad whY omg evan's mum deserves better ???? i love her i love this motherly bonding the breaks in her voice are really killin me the development from complete obliviousness to evan in Anybody Have A Map? to this is killi ng me
  • Finale: today at least you are you and that's enough IM SOBBING THE FOR FOREVER REPRISE IS BREAKING MY HEART HOPE AND LOVE AND JOY AND THERE ARE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE THESE FUCKING HARMONIES EVAN HANSEN DESERVED NONE OF THIS ALL I SEE IS SKY FOR FOREVERRRRRR THAT FINAL KEY AND WITH THAT FINAL KEY MY LIFE HAS BEEN RUINED AND I AM PLUNGED INTO DEH HELL OKAY GOD BLESS AND GOOD NIGHT KIDS
shit said in dnd
  • 'i'm going to get fucking arrested again.'
  • 'I KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I MURDERED, _____.'
  • 'this would be so much easier with ____ here.'
  • 'uhm.... okay. okay okay okay okay okay.'
  • 'you're the one who killed those rats, aren't you?'
  • 'i like him. and i /really/ like that ale.'
  • 'you wanna see if she was reading fuckin porn.'
  • 'i /really/ don't want this to be a sex ring.'
  • 'that's an eight.'
  • 'you'd think these women would have screamed, or something.'
  • 'what if there was another woman?'
  • 'BATMAN SYMBOL AWAY!'
  • '...and of course it was a giant horse dick.'
  • 'ANYWAY...'
  • 'like a dead body?'
  • 'it's okay if you don't remember.'
  • 'she dead, son.'
  • 'MMMMMM. OHHHHHH. THAT'S REALLY GROSS. OHHHHH I TOUCHED A DEAD PERSON.'
  • 'go try and wake that dude up.'
  • 'do you want me to leave the body?'
  • 'well, the knife is still sticking out of his back.'
  • 'i thought there was gonna be a basement.'
  • 'WAIT, WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS?'
  • 'that's the front door.'
  • 'i'm good with dogs.'
  • 'i'm not good with, uhm..... bodies?'
  • 'i'm gonna think about this, because a lot of things have come to light, and i need to... think about my life choices.'
  • 'every time i say it, i think it's not gonna be as gross, but no, it's still really gross.'
  • 'what is ____ gonna do next?'
  • 'these are their stories.'
  • 'i didn't know she was dead at the time!'
  • 'i can't believe she stabbed him.'
  • 'i can't believe she was DEAD and stabbed him.'
  • 'did you pocket the dagger?'
When Your Dad Owns A Garage
  • Girl: My dad owns a garage.
  • Guy: So.
  • Girl: It's a big parking garage, like the really big ones you see downtown.
  • Guy: Shit, what's he need it for?
  • Girl: I don't know. It's not used for anything. It's just closed, as far as I know.
  • Guy: Okay, so are you going anywhere with this?
  • Girl: No.
  • Guy: Then why even bring it up?
  • *at the parking garage*
  • Amorphous Blob: *sleeping among trashcans in the garage*
  • You: *nudges amorphous blob awake*
  • Amorphous Blob: YAWN. GOODNESS, ONE MUST HAVE SLUMBERED BEYOND OUR TYPICAL CIRCADIAN REFRAINS. ONE YEARNS FOR THE ESSENCE OF SOMEONE SUCH AS OUR SELVES, PERHAPS ONES BLESSED WITH ABILITIES SUCH AS TO MAKE THEMSELVES MASTER SONAMBULES. AH, FANTASIES, IF ANY CURSED FUTURE COULD LEAD TO SUCH A THING THEN WE COULD AVOID SUCH VULGAR EMBARRASSMENTS UNBEFITTING OF ONE WITH THE TITLE OF PRINCE. *shivers* OH, MY ICHOR, IT QUIVERS. *peers over the edge parking garage at the street below* PERHAPS, ONE SUCH AS MYSELF?
  • *a vaguely humanoid conglomeration of magnetized kitchen knives walks along wearing a conspicuous hat and trenchcoat*
  • Amorphous Blob: AH, IT'S SIMPLY SOMETHING OF A LOWLY EXISTENCE. BUT ANOMALOUS ALL THE SAME, ONE SUPPOSES! *materializes a handkerchief and waves it overhead* LESSER ONE, LESSER ONE!
  • Knife Guy: *looks above*
  • Amorphous Blob: YOU HAVE NOTICED US, NO DOUBT NOW. DO NOT BE INTIMIDATED BY OUR DAINTY BEAUTY.
  • Knife Guy: ...
  • Amorphous Blob: IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE ONE HAS HELD SUCH A LONG CONVERSATION WITH ANY ONE ADJACENT TO OUR KIN. BE BLESSED, LESSER ONE, AS MOST ENCOUNTERS WE HAVE HAD WITH OUR KIN HAS ENDED IN DISASTER, LESSER ONE. WE DEVOURED THEM, LESSER ONE. AND WE ARE NO JESTER OF THE TONGUE. SUCH A THING IS UNBECOMING OF A PRINCE, AND ONE MUST ADMIT WITH SOME EMBARRASSMENT THAT WE ARE LAME OF POETIC WIT AND UNABLE TO WEAVE SUCH AN INTRICATE TALE. WITH THE CONVICTION OF A SAINT AND THE HONOR OF ONE'S PRINCELY TITLE UPON OUR BOSOM WE ASSURE YOU OF THE BRUTAL OBJECTIVITY OF MY... I-I MEAN OUR STATEMENTS.
  • Knife Guy: *slowly transforms into a normal looking street bench*
  • Amorphous Blob: GOODNESS, TO DISGRACE ONE'S PRESENCE WITH SUCH VULGAR GESTURES.
  • *girl and guy walk down the street*
  • Amorphous Blob: UGH, HUMANS. ONE'S LOVE IS THE ONLY MEMBER OF THEIR DREADFUL LINEAGE ONE CAN LONGER TOLERATE. HOW I YEARN FOR HE.
  • Girl: This is it.
  • Guy: It's creepy.
  • Girl: Yeah.
  • Guy: Why does your dad do nothing but buy creepy buildings.
  • Girl: Because he's creepy.
  • Guy: Your dad IS creepy...
  • Girl: ...
  • Guy: ...
  • Girl: *takes a seat* So, how long have we known each other now? Like a year?
  • Guy: Yeah, and.
  • Girl: I don't know. I'm trying to be more friendly with you.
  • Guy: Why, we're friendly enough.
  • Girl: I know you have some issue with me.
  • Guy: What if I do, why do you care?
  • Girl: Because I want people to like me.
  • Amorphous Blob: THIS IS BORING.
  • Guy: Well, if this is the type of shit you do to try to make people like you, it's no wonder nobody can stand you.
  • Girl: People like me.
  • Guy: They don't. I'm going to be honest because it's going to help you. You're a bitch. You're stuck up and condescending. You treat us all like shit and then expect us to baby you and we're getting tired of it.
  • Girl: Shut the fuck up. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Don't project your shitty life onto me.
  • Guy: Heh, you're really making me like you right now.
  • Girl: Fuck you! *lunges at the guy with a kitchen knife, stabbing him in the neck*
  • Guy: *pulls the knife from his neck* *gurgles*
  • Girl: Wha-what did I just do? I didn't have that knife. I swear. I never I had it. I-
  • Guy: *stabs the girl in the skull*
  • Girl: *dead*
  • Guy: *falls over dead*
  • Amorphous Blob: BOO. I SAW IT COMING. THERE WAS A BETTER ONE YOU WHERE KILLED THEM BY MAKING THEM DRIVES CARS MADE OUT OF KNIVES INTO EACH OTHER. IT WAS MOST CERTAINLY THE BETTER BAD END.
  • *the girl and the guy stand up and morph into knife guys*
  • Knife Guy: Hey fuck you.
  • Amorphous Blob: GASP!
  • Knife Girl: Yeah, fuck you.
  • Other Knife Guy: Racist bitch.
  • Amorphous Blob: RACIST? I-I MEAN ONE WOULD NEVER BE SUCH A THING. WE ARE A PRINCE! A BEING OF THE WORLD.
  • Knife Girl: Whatever. Let's get the fuck out of here.
  • Other, Knife Guy: I can't believe this shit, it's 2017.
  • Knife Guy: Yeah, what is this 1984 the book.
  • Other Knife Guy: How does 1984 even relate to this situation.
  • Knife Guy: I don't know, but fuck racism.
  • Knife Girl: Yeah, fuck racism.
  • Knife Guy: Fuck racism.
  • *they walk off*
  • Amorphous Blob: HMPH. ONE LOSES NO SLEEP OVER THE GRIEVANCES OF THOSE BENEATH OUR SAINTLY STATURE. WE ARE A PRINCE, AFTER ALL. AND OUR PRINCELY TITLE ENSURES US OF A HIGH POSITION IN THIS WORLD. NOW, ONE BELIEVES WE DESERVE AN EXTENDED SLUMBER AMONG THE TRASHCANS IN THIS DILAPIDATED AND ABANDONED OPEN ROOF PARKING GARAGE. ONE MUST HAVE OUR BEAUTY SLEEP AFTER ALL.
  • <p> <b>Harrison:</b> "new found love for tumblr"<p/><b>Me:</b> FUCK FUCK FUCK<p/><b>Me:</b> *deletes all posts about Harrison*<p/><b>Me:</b> Okay cool<p/><b>Someone:</b> You do know that Harrison is most likely going to tell Tom about Tumblr, right?<p/><b>Me:</b> SHIT SHIT SHIT<p/><b>Me:</b> *deletes all fanfictions about Tom*<p/><b>Me:</b> Okay now I'm fine<p/><b>Someone:</b> What about all of those Spiderman posts<p/><b>Me:</b> Well<p/><b>Me:</b> I guess I don't really need this account <p/></p>

Okay, so I was talking in my other post how fucked up it is that straight people press their sexuality on queer people because they see them as “broken”, even to the point of intentionally hurting their own family members, and it reminded me of something that happened to me awhile back.

Firstly, it must be understood that my brother has been trying to hook me up with someone, specifically a guy, for years. One, because I’m a virgin (gasp!), Two, because I’m on the asexual spectrum and have never been interested in sex whatsoever, and Three, because I’m biromantic and he apparently can’t stand the thought of me pairing off with a woman instead of man, with whom I could have a million babies and be the perfect nuclear family and blah blah blah … (My brother is disturbingly obsessed with carrying on one’s genetics–especially if you’re smart and white–but that’s some shit for another day)

Alright, so, knowing all this, I once (stupidly, apparently) told him about this guy who was passively interested in me.

Now, this guy was already in a happy relationship with someone else. He’d just expressed attraction to me, no pressure to do anything. It wasn’t a come on or an invitation. Just stating that I was attractive, basically. I was telling my brother how I liked the guy, but he wasn’t the type of person I’d date, and my brother suddenly got mad at me.

Mind you, this guy wasn’t even TRYING to date me. Wasn’t asking. Said he was happy where he was. And I had told my brother that.

But my brother got all up in my face about “turning him down” because I “wasn’t giving him a chance!” My brother had literally never met or heard about this guy until now, and had no idea what kind of a person he was. But he was rooting for this stranger to hook up with me, even though I explicitly stated I wasn’t interested. This is the same brother, by the way, that has continually insinuated that he would casually threaten any new boyfriend I got by greeting them on the porch with a shotgun (in order to somehow “protect me” from being mistreated by them, presumably).

Basically, he had it in his head that his fellow males’ gratification was more important than his own sister’s decisions or wellbeing. He literally knew NOTHING about this guy, but the dude’s potential desires (not even explicit desires!) were a bigger deal than my freedom of choice. What more can I think, when my brother knew nothing more about the guy than that he was a guy? It seemed to me that, to my brother, the mere idea of maleness formed an inherently closer bond to him than that of kinship, sibling kinship nonetheless.

He all but says he’ll shoot any guy that brings me harm, but he’ll get angry at me on behalf of someone he’s never met, just because they *might* be attracted to me, even if I wasn’t attracted to them?

That’s fucked up in itself, and that’s not even considering that he knew the guy was already happy with another girl.

So, to my brother, not only was this random guy’s “efforts” (at getting close to me) more important than his own sister’s feelings or safety, and deserving of reward, my brother was perfectly happy to have some OTHER girl, the guy’s ACTUAL girlfriend, suffer in order for this guy to get with me. He was more worried about this guy potentially getting “friendzoned” than he was about his sister potentially ending up in a unfulfilling relationship (best case) or (worst case) being bodily harmed.

That’s about when I realized that my brother, despite what he may believe, was never on “my” team.

Now, I did realize all this as the conversation was happening–that he prioritized the imaginary longings of stranger over his own sister–and I told him as much, and how disturbing I found it. How, even if the guy WAS interested in dating me (and possibly cheating on his girlfriend??) it didn’t matter how much he was nice to me if I wasn’t interested in him, too. That me not being attracted to everything that came my way wasn’t some kind of personal failing or betrayal.

He did take a step back then, and seem to reevaluate his own logic, which was really refreshing to see. But he still, though sheepishly, maintained that I should “give the guy a chance”.

I told him something to the effect of “No thank you, I can make my own decisions like a big girl,” and walked off to have the spaghetti I’d been cooking.

This story is less about me getting my brother to check himself and more about me realizing how prevalent this kind of fucked up narrative is in society, where heterosexuality and sex are prioritized to the point of degrading other kinds of cultural ideals that are supposed to keep us safe. Where friendship is devalued in comparison to a romantic relationship. Where your own family might be perfectly happy to throw you (and possibly others) under a bus if it means you’ll live up to their idea of social norms. Where your opinion doesn’t matter when it comes to your own relationships because you couldn’t possibly know what’s best for yourself.

I am sick and tired of this rhetoric. It is ancient and harmful and it needs to go.

On that note, I’ll leave you with one of my favorite old “oh shit realization” memes, which is essentially what I tried to explain to my brother:

  • Guren: Okay, if Mika gets all suspicious of our plans, I want you to tell him I've looked at his complaints and they're 'under consideration' or 'active consideration' if you really want to drive the point home.
  • Yuu: What's the difference?
  • Guren: Well, 'Under Consideration' means I don't give a shit, while 'Under Active Consideration' means I'll at least pretend I do.
  • Mika, from the other room: YOU DO KNOW I CAN HEAR YOU

anonymous asked:

hiiiii, don't know if your five requests are still open, but would it be okay if I asked for h/c of gladio' newlywed/domestic life? Thank you you are swelllllll

holy shit anon i’m so sorry it took so long for me to get to this request!! i had a lot of trouble writing this for some reason, but i really love the idea of newlywed gladio. i hope you’re okay with what i’ve come up with! :)

here are links to my other newlywed drabbles: Prompto || Ignis

(also: I have a few wedding headcanons that y’all might like. you can find them on my masterlist here)

word count: 739 (fluff)


He loved you quietly.

When he slept, you could hear it. When your cheek rested against his chest, ear pressed to his heart, his breathing was quiet. His heartbeat remained steady. For the first time since the sun returned, he let himself relax. He let himself love you.

In the mornings, you could feel it. His presence spread warmth to a kitchen lit only by the rising sun. His arms found themselves around your waist, chin coming down to rest on your shoulder as you tried to recreate the cooking of a dear friend.

In the gardens, you could see it. Your home was bursting in life, blooming in color during the warmer months. Your favorite flowers sprouted near your bedroom windows, climbing the glass panels as if trying to reach you themselves. He was always there, weeding daisy patches or watering hydrangeas. Light poured over his skin as he worked, seeping into his pores and resting in his hair.

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anonymous asked:

Okay but do you know what I live for? Akko and Dianna being super gay for eachother and the only ones who don't know it are Akko and Dianna. Then one day Akko runs into their room and is like "HOLY SHIT I THINK I'M GAY FOR DIANNA!" And Lotte just hands Sucy ten buck and mumbles "I really didn't think it would take her that long."

I’M A SLUT FOR DIANA AND AKKO NOT KNOWING THEIR GAY FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER THAT THE WHOLE NINE NEW WITCHES PLUS HANNAH AND BARBARA ARE LIKE TOTALLY BETTING ABOUT WHEN THEY REALIZE IT, WHO CONFESSES FIRST AND ALL THAT. (^-^)

bonus points if Woodward and Beatrix are also watching in the sidelines 

anonymous asked:

I hate you because you use patreon

I am going to assume you mostly sent this in a light hearted “joking” way, otherwise I’d have just blocked flat out ^ ^

But please, even as a joke don’t send stuff like this, to me or other creators. If you do not like the fact that I’d like to spend more time on creating art (including stuff I post publicly), feel that my time, skills, and effort are worthless, or just in general feel that I am undeserving of a means to support myself financially, fair enough. You know where the unfollow button is, and heck you may even block me to erase all traces of my existence from your tumblring experience, and I’ll never notice but will still wish you a lovely rest of your life.

Because sending me asks like this give me the above messages.

Just because I now have some form of income doesn’t mean I’ve stopped posting publicly. You may have noticed that I’m still posting the same amount, if not more content overall as a direct result of having a Patreon. Yes, I do have exclusive content because yes, I do in fact need to give some incentive to patrons to come check it out and yes, I do want something I can give them to thank them for allowing me to continue drawing for even people like yourself.

I feel like I’ve been explicitly clear that Patreon is not and will never be (and obviously can’t be) mandatory for my followers and supporters. It is OPTIONAL, and the content on there is also OPTIONAL. You can follow all of my stories on here perfectly fine, I’m still producing tons of free content, because I WANT to. I feel I have the right to advertise my relevant content on my own blog, but it’s your choice to follow those links or not, and I do my best to more than balance it out with non-Patreon general art content. And if you do choose to become my patron, I’m trying to be fair to my audience to provide a variety of affordable tiers, starting at literally $1 a month.

My having a Patreon as an option for people who do want to and are capable of helping me out financially does not mean that my feelings towards my public audience has changed. I am still grateful for every comment, ask, reblog, like, what have you, and am still grateful for your presence on my blog touching my work. If that is all you can or want to do, that is OKAY, and I thank you for being here.

But don’t send me shit like this. Don’t fucking do it.

Any follow ups and I will gladly remove all of my content from your dash myself via a block ^ ^

miss-ingno  asked:

"in this I am not an expert." fuck, I love this phrase. I'm gonna start using it asap. Just, the confidence that this implies in 'in this' is so- I really need that confidence boost and have been checking my language for self-deprecating stuff and this is so much better than me putting myself down with a "I'm not an expert" (or sounding like an insufferable dick by adding a 'but' lol). Because oF COURSE I can't be an expert in everything. I don't have to. Just, thank you Sam. This really helped.

LOL! Yeah like I’m good at plenty of shit, it’s okay if this isn’t shit I’m good at :D Sometimes I have to remind myself it’s okay to just be ignorant of something and not defend that thing like I know what I’m talking about. 

Noise

Idea inspired by a conversation with @virtualizated

Lucio and Hana watch as Genji sits in the same seiza position as his brother, who gives him a spiel that lasts nearly fifteen minutes long. They watch the cyborg ninja nod occasionally, barely indicating that he’s listening. 

The scene drags on for only a couple of minutes more, Hanzo’s voice becoming less angry and more weary. The sound of a concerned older brother. 

The elder Shimada lets out a heavy sigh before he hefts himself up, one final scathing comment that neither of the younger members could hear before he leaves Genji alone in the room, motionless. Undoubtedly reflecting upon his brother’s words. 

“Yikes, he really chewed you out, huh?” 

Hana is the first to walk in, staring at the door that Hanzo left through. Being around the older brother so often has left her fearless of Hanzo’s tempers. “How are you able to sit through that?” 

“He looked really mad,” quips Lucio. “You okay, man?” 

Genji pauses for a moment before his hand comes up and a beep resounds in the room. 

“Apologies. I had my noise-cancelling function on. What did you say?” 

anonymous asked:

every single time jikook has a really intimate moment (JM asking for kisses on Jk's birthday, the legendary backhug, the staring moments on vlive, the couple jackets on valentines day, the most recent "baby let's go" and so on) I tell myself that they can't possible get any gayer than this and every. single. time. the little shits prove me wrong and I don't even want to think of what the next major moment is gonna be cause I know for a fact that I won't survive

OKAY BUT THIS IS ME THO!!! I’M ALWAYS LIKE “okay, it can’t get anymore homo. like this is as gay as it gets” and JIKOOK ARE JUST LIKE “LOL U THOT!!!!” AND DO SOMETHING EVEN MORE GAY?????????? and i’m just shaken to my core. because how do they manage to one up themselves all the time??? like back in 2015, i thought nothing could beat the time jk fed jm the food and was all smiley and giggly. but then 2016 happened. and now 2017 happened. and i wouldn’t be surprised if in a few years, jikook have just gotten so gay that it’s impossible to beat (even then they’d beat it). 

The Last Five Years - Sentence Starters
  • [name] is over and [name] is gone.
  • I'm still hurting.
  • What about things that you swore to be true?
  • Go and hide and run away!
  • Run away, run and find something better.
  • Maybe there's somewhere a lesson to learn.
  • I've been waiting for someone like you.
  • I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand like an idiot, scared to death.
  • My people have suffered for thousands of years and I don't give a shit!
  • I guess I can't believe you really came.
  • See, I'm smiling--That means I'm happy that you're here.
  • I think we're gonna be okay.
  • With all we've had to go through, we'll end up twice as strong.
  • I didn't know you had to go so soon.
  • We'll have tonight.
  • You know what makes me crazy?
  • I'm sorry, can I say this?
  • You could be here with me or be there with them - as usual, guess which you pick.
  • You can't spend a single day that's not about you and you and nothing but you!
  • I swear to God I'll never understand how you can stand there straight and tall and see I'm crying, and not do anything at all.
  • Things are moving too fast.
  • I won't do anything just half-assed.
  • I met my personal Aphrodite.
  • I'm feeling panicked and rushed and hurried.
  • I'm so happy I can't get worried.
  • Next day it's just like it never happened.
  • And then he smiles - his eyes light up and how can I complain?
  • Yes, he's insane, but look what he can do.
  • I tend to follow in his stride instead of side by side.
  • I said I'd stick it out and follow through.
  • I'm a part of that...aren't I?
  • Maybe your heart's completely swayed, but your head can't follow through.
  • Don't you think that now's a good time to be the ambitious freak you are?
  • You get to be happy!
  • Take a breath, take a step, take a chance - take your time.
  • Have I mentioned today how lucky I am to be in love with you?
  • I'm sharing a room with a "former" stripper and her snake: Wayne.
  • I could shove an ice pick in my eye, I could eat some fish from last July, but it wouldn't be as awful as [fill in what you wish].
  • He wants me, he wants me, but he ain't gonna get me.
  • Son of a bitch, I guess I'm doing something right!
  • 'Cause the torture is just exquisite while I'm waiting for you to visit.
  • We should go meet the dinosaurs.
  • Will you share your life with me for the next ten minutes?
  • There are so many lives I want to share with you.
  • But if you can just wait I will make it eventually.
  • Not like I'm proud of the fact.
  • I want to be your wife, I want to bear your child, I want to die knowing I had a long, full life in your arms.
  • Will you share your life with me for the next ten lifetimes?
  • There are so many dreams I need to see with you.
  • There are so many years I need to be with you.
  • Everyone tells you that the minute you get married every other woman in the world suddenly finds you attractive.
  • And all of a sudden, this pair of breasts walks by and smiles at you and you're like - "That's not fair!"
  • In a perfect world a miracle would happen.
  • I shouldn't care what she thinks since I can't fuck her anyway!
  • Don't despair, I'll be there.
  • I am a good person!
  • Stop looking at that, look at me.
  • Jesus Christ, I suck, I suck, I suck, I suck.
  • I will not be the girl who requires a man to get by.
  • Can we please for a minute stop blaming and say what you feel?
  • Did you think this would all be much easier than it's turned out to be?
  • If I didn't believe in you, we'd never have gotten this far.
  • Don't we get to be happy at some point down the line?
  • If I'm cheering on your side, why can't you support mine?
  • No one can give you courage.
  • I will not lose because you can't win.
  • He wouldn't leave me alone 'less I went with him to dinner.
  • I guess he was good in bed.
  • He blew me off with a heartfelt letter.
  • I can do better than that.
  • You don't have to change a thing, just stay with me.
  • I want you and you and nothing but you.
  • I don't want to throw up your walls and defenses.
  • It feels like my life led right to your side and will keep me there from now on.
  • Think of what's past, because we can do better.
  • Hey, kid - good morning. You look like an angel.
  • I don't remember when we fell asleep.
  • Nobody needs to know.
  • Come back to bed, kid.
  • Hold on, don't cry yet.
  • I won't let you go.
  • Maybe I could be in love with someone like you.
  • Goodbye until tomorrow.
  • I have been waiting for you.
  • I'm not the only one who's hurting here.
  • I don't know what the hell is left to do.
  • I could never rescue you.
  • All I could do was love you hard and let you go.
  • So we could fight, or we could wait, or I could go...
  • I didn't see a way we both could win.
  • Goodbye.
  • Father Chains: *In the Elderglass Burrow* Who broke it?
  • Gentleman Bastards: *silence*
  • Father Chains: I'm not mad. I just wanna know.
  • Locke: *Deep Breath* Me! I bro-
  • Chains: Nope. No you didn't. Calo?
  • Calo: Don't look at me.
  • Calo: Look at Galdo.
  • Galdo: Fuck you, I didn't break it!
  • Calo: That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken then?
  • Galdo: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
  • Calo: Suspicious.
  • Galdo: Your mother's suspicious!
  • Jean: I - if it matters - probably not, but - Sabetha was the last one to use it.
  • Sabetha: Wha- liar, you know I don't drink that shit!
  • Jean: Oh really? What were you doing near the carafe earlier then?
  • Sabetha: I use the silver stirrers as lock-picks, everyone knows that JEAN.
  • Locke: okay, OKAY, let's not fight, I broke it, let me steal a new one Chains.
  • Chains: NO. Who broke it?
  • Calo: ... Uh, Chains. Nazca's been awfully quiet.
  • Nazca: *halfway across the city* I'm not sure why, but I think I'll punch Calo Sanza in the face tomorrow.
  • All: *fighting*
  • Chains: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

anonymous asked:

Okay so I'm totally fine with being aroace, most of the time I'm actually glad about it but recently I've been feeling like I'm missing out. It doesn't help that I'm shit at showing my feelings and keeping contact with people, and I've just been really lonely, physically speaking (a hug would be nice...) and I don't know what I'm supposed to do because social interaction is exhausting and urghhh. Sorry, I just needed to vent but if someone has an idea please do speak up.

Here’s a hug anon… -kai

Originally posted by andthensuddenlycats