okay i really don't know what is this shit

I had a few years of experience in roleplaying forums, but when my friends invited me to play Pathfinder, it was my first time with a tabletop. I didn’t really know what to expect so between the things I brought was a drawing of my sorcerer character.


GM: Okay, you’re all in a pub and [Sorcerer] walks in and approaches you.

Me: They look like travelers so I ask about their journey.

E: I roll perception.

GM: Perception doesn’t check intentions.

E: *Rolls anyway*

GM: *Holds up the drawing* You see this.

anonymous asked:

In your /tagged/about_me you say you're male with a question mark but since you refer to yourself as a boy and you've said your pronouns are he/him so it's pretty clear that you're cis. This whole "wow don't call me cis you don't know what's in my pants" stuff is you trying to be clever or whatever but it's fucking stupid. This along with the "I wouldn't really date a boy but who's to say I'm straight" shit is just getting old you dumb fuck

Can I offer you some serious advice?

Do yourself a favor and never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER become a detective.

ri reacts to the deh soundtrack for the first time without watching the musical irl (TW; SPOILERS)
  • Anybody Have A Map?: i lov this !!!! im connor tbfh love this so much ALSO THAT LIL BIT AT THE END WAS FUCKIN LIT I AM ALSO MAKING THIS UP AS I GO IM HYPED
  • Waving Through A Window: here comes the ugly ass 11 year olds thinkin they can sing ,,,, also,,,, gna be blasting this forever
  • For Forever: FRIENDSHIP IS THE CUTEST IM SO GLAD THEYRE TOGETHER AND THEYRE GONNA BE HAPPY FOREVER !!!!!! LOVE THIS HAPPINESS THEYRE SO GAY
  • Sincerely, Me: TH I S IS SO GAY OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IM THE KID IN THE BACK,,, OH HIS NAME IS JARED OKAYOKAY IM JARED AS FUCK FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL I L OV E THIS !!!!! OH THEYRE NOT GAY OKAY THEN (((sounds fake))) BUT HAHA FRIENDSHIP ALSO,,,, WHY IS EVAN FAKIN LETTERS IM SO CONFUSED,,,,,, WAHTS HAPPEN IN G
  • Requiem: FUCK WHAT IS EVAN DEAD OR SOMETHING wait is connor dead????? what ????? im so lost ?????? also,,, girl singing needs to chill but IIIIIIIIIIIIII CANNOT PLAY THE GRIEVING GIRL AND LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE also I WILL SING NO REQUIEM TONight
  • If I Could Tell Her: haha the old classic "i wanna tell you what i feel about you but i'm scared so i'll say he said it instead" i feel ya evan ,,,, also hEEEE THOUGHT THAT YOU LOOKED REALLY- UH IT WAS REALLY PRETTY LMAOOOOO SAME ALSO I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU fuck that note ended me bYE
  • Disappear: "no one seems to care or seem to notice that we're there so we get lost" fuck same ???? i think im gonna cry ??? nobody deserves to be forgotten ??? could you not hit me the fuc k hard thanx ???!!! YOU STILL MATTER FUCK AH SHIT THAT WAVING THROUGH A WINDOW REPRISE IM GONE ??? THE CONNOR PROJECT OKAY SOO CONNORS DEAD AND IM SOBBING OKAY BYE
  • You Will Be Found: piano ??? will this be sad??? "have you ever felt forgotten" um yeah, "like you could fall and nobody could hear" "when you don't feel strong enough to stand...." oh why is there a tear in my eye ? "when you're broken on the ground, you will be found.....lift your head and look around" i really cant go on typin cause im sobbing cause ben platt's voice is a fucking blessing and this musical is heaven-sent and 200% of the time i really have this overwhelming desire to just end it all cause nobody cares abt me and im literally bein told i matter so yeah im fucki n in tears don't touch me bye
  • To Break In A Glove: "this glove's really cool wow" ben im in the middle of cryin and youre such a fuckin nerd i snorted,,,, are they talkin about how to break in a FUCKING BASEBALL GLOVE WHAT THE - oh now i get it,,, evan's still a nerd tho love ya ben,,, oh shit hes talkin about connor.... well okay now i know how to break in a baseball glove and feel sad @ the same time
  • Only Us: oh this is EVAN AND ZOE ,,,, zoe is connor's younger sister ,,,, are they in a relationship ??? nice + this is such a lovely love song AND THE REST OF THE WORLD FALLS AWAAAAAY WHADDYA SAY this is so Cute im here for evan/zoe ,,, laura dreyfuss' voice is givin me fuckn chills
  • Good For You: please let this be a cover of daveed & leslie's cover of good for you OH FUCK ITS NOT ALSO,, THIS IS REMINISCENT OF GIVES YOU HELL???? oh fuck she's pisseddddd that vibrato is giving me life sis !!!! YEEEEEAH I HOPE ITS ALL THAT YOU WANT AND MORE !!!! @ evan look at what you've done to your mom this isnt cool GOOD FOR YOUUU GOOD FOR YOU YOU YOU YOU!!!!! these layers fuck STOP IT STOP IT JUST LET ME OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF BEN I LOVE YOU
  • Words Fail: im not even going to attempt because im crying so hard i can barely see the screen but this hit me H A R D
  • So Big / So Small: im emotional this is so sad whY omg evan's mum deserves better ???? i love her i love this motherly bonding the breaks in her voice are really killin me the development from complete obliviousness to evan in Anybody Have A Map? to this is killi ng me
  • Finale: today at least you are you and that's enough IM SOBBING THE FOR FOREVER REPRISE IS BREAKING MY HEART HOPE AND LOVE AND JOY AND THERE ARE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE THESE FUCKING HARMONIES EVAN HANSEN DESERVED NONE OF THIS ALL I SEE IS SKY FOR FOREVERRRRRR THAT FINAL KEY AND WITH THAT FINAL KEY MY LIFE HAS BEEN RUINED AND I AM PLUNGED INTO DEH HELL OKAY GOD BLESS AND GOOD NIGHT KIDS

Okay, so I was talking in my other post how fucked up it is that straight people press their sexuality on queer people because they see them as “broken”, even to the point of intentionally hurting their own family members, and it reminded me of something that happened to me awhile back.

Firstly, it must be understood that my brother has been trying to hook me up with someone, specifically a guy, for years. One, because I’m a virgin (gasp!), Two, because I’m on the asexual spectrum and have never been interested in sex whatsoever, and Three, because I’m biromantic and he apparently can’t stand the thought of me pairing off with a woman instead of man, with whom I could have a million babies and be the perfect nuclear family and blah blah blah … (My brother is disturbingly obsessed with carrying on one’s genetics–especially if you’re smart and white–but that’s some shit for another day)

Alright, so, knowing all this, I once (stupidly, apparently) told him about this guy who was passively interested in me.

Now, this guy was already in a happy relationship with someone else. He’d just expressed attraction to me, no pressure to do anything. It wasn’t a come on or an invitation. Just stating that I was attractive, basically. I was telling my brother how I liked the guy, but he wasn’t the type of person I’d date, and my brother suddenly got mad at me.

Mind you, this guy wasn’t even TRYING to date me. Wasn’t asking. Said he was happy where he was. And I had told my brother that.

But my brother got all up in my face about “turning him down” because I “wasn’t giving him a chance!” My brother had literally never met or heard about this guy until now, and had no idea what kind of a person he was. But he was rooting for this stranger to hook up with me, even though I explicitly stated I wasn’t interested. This is the same brother, by the way, that has continually insinuated that he would casually threaten any new boyfriend I got by greeting them on the porch with a shotgun (in order to somehow “protect me” from being mistreated by them, presumably).

Basically, he had it in his head that his fellow males’ gratification was more important than his own sister’s decisions or wellbeing. He literally knew NOTHING about this guy, but the dude’s potential desires (not even explicit desires!) were a bigger deal than my freedom of choice. What more can I think, when my brother knew nothing more about the guy than that he was a guy? It seemed to me that, to my brother, the mere idea of maleness formed an inherently closer bond to him than that of kinship, sibling kinship nonetheless.

He all but says he’ll shoot any guy that brings me harm, but he’ll get angry at me on behalf of someone he’s never met, just because they *might* be attracted to me, even if I wasn’t attracted to them?

That’s fucked up in itself, and that’s not even considering that he knew the guy was already happy with another girl.

So, to my brother, not only was this random guy’s “efforts” (at getting close to me) more important than his own sister’s feelings or safety, and deserving of reward, my brother was perfectly happy to have some OTHER girl, the guy’s ACTUAL girlfriend, suffer in order for this guy to get with me. He was more worried about this guy potentially getting “friendzoned” than he was about his sister potentially ending up in a unfulfilling relationship (best case) or (worst case) being bodily harmed.

That’s about when I realized that my brother, despite what he may believe, was never on “my” team.

Now, I did realize all this as the conversation was happening–that he prioritized the imaginary longings of stranger over his own sister–and I told him as much, and how disturbing I found it. How, even if the guy WAS interested in dating me (and possibly cheating on his girlfriend??) it didn’t matter how much he was nice to me if I wasn’t interested in him, too. That me not being attracted to everything that came my way wasn’t some kind of personal failing or betrayal.

He did take a step back then, and seem to reevaluate his own logic, which was really refreshing to see. But he still, though sheepishly, maintained that I should “give the guy a chance”.

I told him something to the effect of “No thank you, I can make my own decisions like a big girl,” and walked off to have the spaghetti I’d been cooking.

This story is less about me getting my brother to check himself and more about me realizing how prevalent this kind of fucked up narrative is in society, where heterosexuality and sex are prioritized to the point of degrading other kinds of cultural ideals that are supposed to keep us safe. Where friendship is devalued in comparison to a romantic relationship. Where your own family might be perfectly happy to throw you (and possibly others) under a bus if it means you’ll live up to their idea of social norms. Where your opinion doesn’t matter when it comes to your own relationships because you couldn’t possibly know what’s best for yourself.

I am sick and tired of this rhetoric. It is ancient and harmful and it needs to go.

On that note, I’ll leave you with one of my favorite old “oh shit realization” memes, which is essentially what I tried to explain to my brother:

anonymous asked:

Okay but after reading through your last answer all I can think about is a RiverClan cat going up to their old mentor and being like "Hey, Shellfur, I really like Mistthroat, and I want them to be my mate, but I don't really know what to do. You've been mates with Lightningnose for a while, how'd you do it?" "Okay so first you gotta come up with a super cool poem. Then you gotta yell it out to the whole clan" "wait what" "Yeah man. Also be sure to compliment their stripes. Cats love that shit"

I am fighting so hard not to make a “bitches love” reference. 

The Last Five Years - Sentence Starters
  • [name] is over and [name] is gone.
  • I'm still hurting.
  • What about things that you swore to be true?
  • Go and hide and run away!
  • Run away, run and find something better.
  • Maybe there's somewhere a lesson to learn.
  • I've been waiting for someone like you.
  • I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand like an idiot, scared to death.
  • My people have suffered for thousands of years and I don't give a shit!
  • I guess I can't believe you really came.
  • See, I'm smiling--That means I'm happy that you're here.
  • I think we're gonna be okay.
  • With all we've had to go through, we'll end up twice as strong.
  • I didn't know you had to go so soon.
  • We'll have tonight.
  • You know what makes me crazy?
  • I'm sorry, can I say this?
  • You could be here with me or be there with them - as usual, guess which you pick.
  • You can't spend a single day that's not about you and you and nothing but you!
  • I swear to God I'll never understand how you can stand there straight and tall and see I'm crying, and not do anything at all.
  • Things are moving too fast.
  • I won't do anything just half-assed.
  • I met my personal Aphrodite.
  • I'm feeling panicked and rushed and hurried.
  • I'm so happy I can't get worried.
  • Next day it's just like it never happened.
  • And then he smiles - his eyes light up and how can I complain?
  • Yes, he's insane, but look what he can do.
  • I tend to follow in his stride instead of side by side.
  • I said I'd stick it out and follow through.
  • I'm a part of that...aren't I?
  • Maybe your heart's completely swayed, but your head can't follow through.
  • Don't you think that now's a good time to be the ambitious freak you are?
  • You get to be happy!
  • Take a breath, take a step, take a chance - take your time.
  • Have I mentioned today how lucky I am to be in love with you?
  • I'm sharing a room with a "former" stripper and her snake: Wayne.
  • I could shove an ice pick in my eye, I could eat some fish from last July, but it wouldn't be as awful as [fill in what you wish].
  • He wants me, he wants me, but he ain't gonna get me.
  • Son of a bitch, I guess I'm doing something right!
  • 'Cause the torture is just exquisite while I'm waiting for you to visit.
  • We should go meet the dinosaurs.
  • Will you share your life with me for the next ten minutes?
  • There are so many lives I want to share with you.
  • But if you can just wait I will make it eventually.
  • Not like I'm proud of the fact.
  • I want to be your wife, I want to bear your child, I want to die knowing I had a long, full life in your arms.
  • Will you share your life with me for the next ten lifetimes?
  • There are so many dreams I need to see with you.
  • There are so many years I need to be with you.
  • Everyone tells you that the minute you get married every other woman in the world suddenly finds you attractive.
  • And all of a sudden, this pair of breasts walks by and smiles at you and you're like - "That's not fair!"
  • In a perfect world a miracle would happen.
  • I shouldn't care what she thinks since I can't fuck her anyway!
  • Don't despair, I'll be there.
  • I am a good person!
  • Stop looking at that, look at me.
  • Jesus Christ, I suck, I suck, I suck, I suck.
  • I will not be the girl who requires a man to get by.
  • Can we please for a minute stop blaming and say what you feel?
  • Did you think this would all be much easier than it's turned out to be?
  • If I didn't believe in you, we'd never have gotten this far.
  • Don't we get to be happy at some point down the line?
  • If I'm cheering on your side, why can't you support mine?
  • No one can give you courage.
  • I will not lose because you can't win.
  • He wouldn't leave me alone 'less I went with him to dinner.
  • I guess he was good in bed.
  • He blew me off with a heartfelt letter.
  • I can do better than that.
  • You don't have to change a thing, just stay with me.
  • I want you and you and nothing but you.
  • I don't want to throw up your walls and defenses.
  • It feels like my life led right to your side and will keep me there from now on.
  • Think of what's past, because we can do better.
  • Hey, kid - good morning. You look like an angel.
  • I don't remember when we fell asleep.
  • Nobody needs to know.
  • Come back to bed, kid.
  • Hold on, don't cry yet.
  • I won't let you go.
  • Maybe I could be in love with someone like you.
  • Goodbye until tomorrow.
  • I have been waiting for you.
  • I'm not the only one who's hurting here.
  • I don't know what the hell is left to do.
  • I could never rescue you.
  • All I could do was love you hard and let you go.
  • So we could fight, or we could wait, or I could go...
  • I didn't see a way we both could win.
  • Goodbye.
girls

I don’t know what it is but I think literally every girl is pretty and wonderful and unique except for me? Every short girl, every tall girl, thin girl, chubby girl, fat girl, muscular girl, girls with knobby knees, girls with freckles and beauty marks all over, girls with that cute little dip in their hips, girls with acne, girls with frizzy and wild hair, girls with crooked teeth, girls with eyes that sit far apart like an elven goddess’, girls with hooked noses, flat noses, button noses, girls that rock lots of body hair, girls with rock hard abs, girls with soft doughy stomachs, girls with stretch marks and cellulite, girls with broad shoulders, girls with snowy pale skin, girls with skin as dark as the night sky, girls who’s skin mimics the glow of the sun itself,

E V E R Y !!! G I R L !!! I S !!! A M A Z I N G !!!

((this post includes nb and trans girls and excludes terfs n swerfs thank u for ur time have a super gay day))

anonymous asked:

Hi. I noticed harry hasn't been on tumblr today. is she okay? hope it's just lack of free time that's keeping her away

omg I…. don’t know what to make of this. @squaddreamcourt

She is fine. I just got off three hours of skype with her (2 hours podcasting and then 1 hour shooting the shit and talking about very inappropriate things) and so…. I promise I will release her from her brotp duties to me soon. Never fear.

But legit I think it’s so cute that you know to come to me, and also I…. still don’t know what to make of that. LOL

this is such a “kid who lives with their parents” complaint stereotype but my parents genuinely have no logic behind what they do. like my dad has, several times before, been okay with me going over to my gf’s house when her mom wasn’t home for a couple hours during the day on a weekend, and the last time we really discussed there being an “absolutely needs to be a parent there” rule it was like… 2015? lmao and I was like 15. but today my gf came over for like barely an hour and my stepmom got home while we were there and emailed my dad about it and dad called and was all like “I thought we had an Established Rule” and denied any recollection of that being different even though on multiple occasions I’ve been over at her place with him knowing her parents were at work. we’ve never done anything bad or made a mess or anything so idg what’s so horrible awful anyway but that’s beside the point. he also tried to change the parameters of the rule on me on the phone to trip me up like when he stopped with the “no recollection of that” thing he switched to “oh see the rule has always been her house is fine but our house isn’t” when he has literally never said such thing before in his life.

Questioning Mika's sexual orientation
  • Ferid: Krul, why don't you ever let Mika go outside by himself? He's old enough to take care of himself
  • Mika: ...
  • Krul: ...mind your own business, Bathory
  • Ferid: But, as his self-proclaimed father, Mika is also MY business... it pains me to see him closed in this palace all day long
  • Krul: I told you to mind your own business, for fuck's sake
  • Ferid: Aren't you bored, Mika, all day long in here?
  • Mika: ..a little
  • Ferid: See, Krul? The boy needs some fresh air!
  • Krul: ...
  • Ferid: Listen, if you want I can bring him around to show him the city a little... I'm sure that we would have a lot of fun together ♥
  • Krul: HELL NO, FERID. NOT WITH YOU
  • Ferid: Krul, he's my son too, I need some papa-son bonding time with him
  • Mika: ...fuck you, Ferid
  • Krul: SEE? HE DOESN'T WANT THAT! HE PREFERS TO STAY WITH MOMMY, DON'T YOU HONEY?
  • Ferid: Oh, come on, Krul, there is no way that he could -
  • Mika: Yes. I prefer staying with Krul
  • Ferid: *gasps*
  • Krul: HA! HE SAID IT! HE FUCKING SAID IT, MOTHERFUCKER!
  • Ferid: MIKA, YOU BROKE MY HEART!
  • Mika: ...good
  • Ferid: HOW CAN YOU BE SO EVIL?!
  • Krul: Obliviously, he learnt from the very best: me
  • Mika: *nods*
  • Krul: ...that was sarcastic, Mika. You weren't supposed to agree
  • Ferid: A-anyway, even if you hate me, I still care about you, Mika. I still want you to go out and have some fun, so-
  • Krul: For the last gODDAMN TIME, FERID. HE IS not GOING TO TAKE A STEP OUTSIDE OF THIS PLACE WITH YOU
  • Ferid: But why?
  • Krul: Because I don't trust you
  • Ferd: Okay then... What if I organised something with Lacus or René for him?
  • Krul: Ferid, do you want our son to become homosexual, perhaps?
  • Mika: What...?
  • Krul: BECAUSE YOU MAKE HIM HANG OUT ONLY WITH EXTREMELY GAY PEOPLE
  • Ferid: WHAT? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH ALL OF THIS? WHY ARE YOU SO HOMOPHOBIC?
  • Krul: I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST GAY PEOPLE. IT'S THEM. I DON'T TRUST THEM. MY BOY IS TOO HANDSOME AND THEY ARE EVIL
  • Mika: ...
  • Ferid: LISTEN, WE BOTH KNOW THAT, OKAY? BUT MIKA IS ALSO GAY, YOU KNOW?
  • Krul: NO HE ISN'T
  • Ferid: YES HE IS
  • Krul: NO, YOU PIECE OF SHIT, HE ISN'T
  • Ferid: HE HAS BEEN TRYING TO FIND YUU TO GET AWAY WITH HIM! IS THAT SOMETHING THAT SOMEONE STRAIGHT WOULD DO?
  • Krul: HE IS JUST REALLY SENSIBLE AND SWEET, YOU ASSHOLE
  • Ferid: MIKA, TELL HER THAT YOU ARE GAY!
  • Krul: HUN-HUN, TELL THIS FUCKER THAT YOU ARE STRAIGHT!
  • Mika: ...
  • Mika: *inhales*
  • Mika: I'm Yuu-sexual. I hate everyone apart from Yuu. I only want to be friends with Yuu, spend the rest of my life with Yuu. Sex? I don't give a fuck. Love? Love has many different ways to be expressed. I'm confused about what kind of love I want to share with him, but I know for sure that I care about him. Getting married? Who even thinks about that at my age? To be honest, I don't even know if I want to be in a relationship with someone, anyone at the moment. I'm not interested. So why should I think about marriage? Do I find him attractive? I don't care if Yuu is attractive or not, being Yuu is what makes him special to me. He'll always be amazing at my eyes. So call me whatever the fuck you want and let me be, you psychopaths
  • Mika: *leaves*
  • Ferid & Krul: ...
  • Ferid: *whispering* He's definitely gay
  • Krul: ...I will punch you in the fucking face, Bathory
  • Zenyatta: Okay my student, I have a task for you.
  • Genji: What is it master?
  • Zenyatta: Tell me what it means to "love".
  • Genji: Uhh, I don't really know how to explain it...
  • Zenyatta: Surely there must be some way?
  • Genji: Hmm, wait, I know.
  • Zenyatta: Yes?
  • Genji: Do you ever hear the noises from Fareeha and Dr. Ziegler's room at night?
  • Zenyatta: You mean the screaming and such?
  • Genji: Yes that. That's love.
  • Zenyatta: Wonderful! I can't wait to try love!
  • Genji: Aw fuck.
  • Father Chains: *In the Elderglass Burrow* Who broke it?
  • Gentleman Bastards: *silence*
  • Father Chains: I'm not mad. I just wanna know.
  • Locke: *Deep Breath* Me! I bro-
  • Chains: Nope. No you didn't. Calo?
  • Calo: Don't look at me.
  • Calo: Look at Galdo.
  • Galdo: Fuck you, I didn't break it!
  • Calo: That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken then?
  • Galdo: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
  • Calo: Suspicious.
  • Galdo: Your mother's suspicious!
  • Jean: I - if it matters - probably not, but - Sabetha was the last one to use it.
  • Sabetha: Wha- liar, you know I don't drink that shit!
  • Jean: Oh really? What were you doing near the carafe earlier then?
  • Sabetha: I use the silver stirrers as lock-picks, everyone knows that JEAN.
  • Locke: okay, OKAY, let's not fight, I broke it, let me steal a new one Chains.
  • Chains: NO. Who broke it?
  • Calo: ... Uh, Chains. Nazca's been awfully quiet.
  • Nazca: *halfway across the city* I'm not sure why, but I think I'll punch Calo Sanza in the face tomorrow.
  • All: *fighting*
  • Chains: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

anonymous asked:

Hey maddy , what do I really think about THE recent kishi interview I was disappointed about him saying that sakura was just as kiba and shikamaru , I just don't know why he have to say it after saying that sakura is the heroine and that they series needed a lead female character so that's why he draw sakura, I don't know why he had to display sakura like that with a topic about NH, like hell what does love interest has to do with the character position in the series?!! 😦


Okay…

Regarding this interview, I think people are going crazy over absolutely nothing. People in this fandom tend to lose their shit over the smallest thing and to be honest, it can get a little annoying. It reminds me of when Sarada’s new design was unveiled for the Boruto manga, and people went absolutely mental, hating on Ikemoto, accusing him of oversexualising Sarada, accusing him of reducing her character to nothing but fan service, even going so far as to accuse him of paedophilia, and I was just there like -_-

What exactly did Kishi say in this interview that was so bad? He didn’t say that the only reason Sakura is the heroine was because of a love triangle, he said that he placed Sakura in the mix in order to spice things up, but this wasn’t what made her the heroine. To the Anon I actually answered, love interest doesn’t have anything to do with character position, and that’s precisely why Sakura is the heroine, despite the fact that she and Naruto are not a couple.

What Kishi said in this interview hasn’t changed anything. Sakura is still and has always been the heroine. Regarding the Shikamau and Kiba comment, why is that so terrible? That’s only how Kishi apparently felt at the very beginning, but why does that take anything away from what she became? Kishi obviously very quickly grew to see her as far more than just “another character”, because she was established as the heroine within the first 3 chapters, and that never changed. Some people are acting as though Kishi said that Sakura isn’t the heroine or something.

I just really don’t see what the big deal is.

Hamilton characters as shit me and my classmates have said 2k16-17
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Hamilton:</b> IT IS NOT OKAY TO BE UP ALL NIGHT I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS UP ALL NIGHT AND IT WAS NOT FUCKING FUN BITCH FIGHT ME I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WERE DOING LAST NIGHT BUT I CAN SAY FOR CERTAIN THAT YOU WERE ASLEEP<p/><b>Burr:</b> I'd really like to hear your internal narration<p/><b>Laurens:</b> Hi I'm Ada and I'm gay for Webber<p/><b>Lafayette:</b> I don't want to start a French phrases war<p/><b>Mulligan:</b> *tosses shoe on the roof* FUCK YOU<p/><b>King George III:</b> Kindly fake a British accent for me<p/><p/><b><p/></b> <b>Samuel Seabury:</b> SHUT UP DING DONG<p/><b>Angelica:</b> Remind me again why saying "black and white" is racist but saying a word that begins with N isn't<p/><b>Eliza:</b> I'm going to outlive all of you idiots<p/><b>Peggy:</b> I broke up with pizza<p/><b>Jefferson:</b> Darling you haven't met weird until you've met me<p/><b>Madison:</b> This is a group project not a soLO PROJECT JESUS CHRIST LET US DO SOME TOO<p/><b>Philip:</b> I just pretended to grab someone's hat and barf in it<p/><b>Maria:</b> If you mentioned her she'd probably waltz out of the bathroom half naked and then drop her towel<p/></p><p/></p>
Something about me makes you upset.
I don’t know if it’s that we don’t talk anymore or if it’s because you forgot what it was like to touch me, or if it’s because you think I’m the worst human being on the planet. I just don’t know. In the corner of my eye, I saw you looking at me intensely. I tried to speak but you looked at me like I had just punched you in the stomach. Maybe that’s just how you feel when I talk to you. I don’t know if you’re lying to yourself. I don’t know if you wish I would come back… However, I do know that when you look away I look at you too sometimes. I just like to remember how things were. Maybe you do too. I don’t know if you hate me now or maybe you just hate that I don’t reach out anymore. I don’t know what we are or where we are going. I know that you’re not over us though. If you were, you wouldn’t cringe whenever I’m around and they say her name. You’re absolutely pathetic. However, I’m not really one to talk.
—  I don’t know but I think you’re full of shit

anonymous asked:

say someone was planning to maybe write you a thing, what would you want them to write you??????????

wow.  okay.  um.  well?  firstly, i’m notoriously bad at receiving gifts?  so, i guess just prepare yourself for that?  secondly, okay, well, i don’t really do prompts because if i’ve thought it through far enough for it to be a proper prompt then i have a way too detailed plan for it already to hand it off so, uhhh, instead here’s a list of things i like:

  • tattoos
  • smoking
  • freckles
  • undercuts
  • shoulders
  • hips
  • spread thighs
  • bare feet
  • tastefully utilized swear words (okay, let’s be real, i’ll take not-so-tastefully too)
  • hard macking
  • beanies
  • big, hot hands
  • magical realism
  • prominent veins
  • banter, wordplay, sarcasm, general wit
  • pop culture references
  • understated joy

things i don’t like:

  • boys with long hair
  • mushy sentiments spoken aloud (as that’s hella out of character for anyone i would be interested in reading about.  oh so)
  • out of character behavior
  • pet names, unless they’re unique somehow
  • epithets, their name isn’t werewolf or teenager, it’s their given-freaking-name
Ace Attorney: A Summary pt II (Layton vs Wright Edition)
  • Barnham: Espella Cantabella is a witch and she killed a man
  • Wright: Wait what no that's impossible
  • Witnesses: Yes she is and we all testify the same thing
  • Wright: But no that's not-
  • Barnham: Be quiet sir blue knight it's not your time to speak
  • Barnham: also some metaphor with words and swords
  • Judge: Begin the interrogation
  • Wright: Okay first of all Witness D is full of shit
  • Witness D: No!! Actually may I revise my testimony
  • Barnham: Sure
  • Witnesses: So here's what really happened
  • Wright: HOLD IT Witness B you're saying that-- ah no, no, C, you're looking nervous
  • Witness C: Uh
  • Barnham: Stop badgering the witness
  • Jury: Barnham! Barnham!
  • Maya: Nick, they're full of shit
  • Wright: I know, but-
  • Barnham: You don't have any evidence!
  • Wright: You... you're absolutely right!
  • Wright: (Fuck. I don't have any evidence.)
  • Layton: Excuse me
  • Barnham: HOLY SHIT
  • Witnesses: HOLY SHIT
  • Jury: HOLY SHIT
  • Edgeworth: HOLY SHIT
  • Layton: Who needs evidence just point out the contradictions in the testimonies
  • Wright: That's all I've been doing-
  • Layton: Shut up and do it again
  • Wright: Oh so it was A all along
  • Layton: Wait hold on we gotta look cool and point together
  • Wright: Fine
  • Layton: OBJECTION
  • Wright: OBJECTION
  • Witness A: Yep it was I, the true witch
  • Judge: I see. Espella is NOT GUILTY.
  • Wright: What the fuck do I keep telling you
  • Barnham:
  • Barnham:
  • Barnham: The inquisition arrests Maya Fey. She is under suspicion of murder and being a witch.
  • Wright: Fuck
  • Layton: Fuck
  • Espella: Fuck
  • Luke: Fuck
  • Universe: Fuck
  • Am I the only one who thinks about Lucio from overwatch and Tucker from RvB?
  • Like them being best friends
  • Or them being step brothers
  • Tucker breakdancing to Lucio's sick beats
  • Lucio getting Tucker in touch with his sensitive side
  • Tucker teaching Lucio how to pick up hot babes and dudes easily
  • Tucker and Lucio trying to write a song together
  • Gemsona Tucker and Lucio fusing
  • Lucio teaching Tucker how to skate
  • And then what about Tuckington and Boombox? (My guilty pleasures)
  • Tucker and Lucio respectively introducing Washington and Junkrat to their bff/step brother
  • Washington not liking Junkrat at ALL for his recklessness
  • Lucio thinking Washington is amazing and Junkrat getting jealous
  • Tucker encouraging Junkrat to use his bomb knowledge for good, like fireworks and shit
  • Tucker trying to encourage Junkrat "Dude Caboose killed my friend Church the first day on the job, so you are doing fine! What? No he's not really dead dead he was an AI or something I don't know I don't pay attention much anymore."
  • Am I the only one who wants this??? Yes??? Okay I'll shut up.