okay i just loved these new pictures

The Things We Give Welsh Learners: y Babi Sinsir

So I was going through our bookshelf yesterday, because we’re fast approaching the point where we need a clear-out, and I came across one of my all-time favourite creations ever, probably even beating shit like the wheel and penicillin. Years back, before leaving The Man to pursue his dreams of being a sort of professional clown-thing, my husband used to be a translator for Neath Port Talbot Council; as is often the way with Welsh councils, though, owing to a lack of money and also everywhere is really close to each other (this country is 150 miles wide at its widest point, and about 47 miles at the thin bit. Ver ver small), NPT Council’s translating department was shared by Swansea Council. Thus it was that, in the halcyon days of circa 2009, the two decided to team up and produce a new Welsh language book for learners between them, and thus it got sent through to Steffan to proof read it.

A Thing You May Not Know: Welsh is one of ten indigenous languages to Britain, arguably the oldest, and has been viciously oppressed over the last millennium and a half as part of England’s big If You Destroy Their Culture They’ll Be Glad To Be Ruled By You policy. These days, it’s nonetheless still spoken by approximately a fifth of the Welsh population; a hell of a feat, considering, but the suppression of it continues to this day (just in cleverer, sneakier ways now than whipping people’s children if they’re heard.) But it is classified as Endangered. Thanks to Welsh-language schools now being a thing (though supply is much lower than demand), transmission rates to the younger generation are pretty good; but, Welsh is peculiarly dependent on adult learners.

This means that learner books might have to appeal to both children and adults while using very simple language, which I explain in case it in some way justifies the bewildering weirdness of what I’m about to show you; because at first glance, this book is simply for children. But it’s… Well. 

Well.

I present to you, with translations in bold and commentary by me, Y Babi Sinsir.

Literally, “the Ginger Baby”, but they mean ‘ginger’ as in ‘gingerbread’. Literal ginger. Not the colour.

This is Mr Jones. This is Mrs Jones.

What’s wrong, Mrs Jones? I want a baby.

Note: there will be some confusion in this book about whether the narrator is speaking, or anyone else. It might seem cut and dried here, but there are no speech marks around “Dw i eisiau babi”, whereas later speech marks are used, and also in two pages’ time the narrator will actively pass a value judgement using first person, so… Well.

But, so far so good.

Mrs Jones is making a Babi Sinsir.

… okay, so I like this page because of the capitalisation of Babi Sinsir and the lack of definite article. She’s just making a Babi Sinsir. You know, a Babi Sinsir? Magical baby made of gingerbread that you make if you can’t conceive but can’t afford IVF? Yeah. A Babi Sinsir. That’s right.

Let it be known that this is Not A Thing in Welsh folklore or mythology. What the fuck. How does this work. Where does the magic come from? Do you need a faerie ingredient? Will the next page tell us?

This is the Babi Sinsir. I like the Babi Sinsir.

Nope.

But it is apparently shit-capable and needs a nappy. It’s good that the narrator likes it anyway.

The Babi Sinsir is bad. He’s running.

Uh oh.

“Come back, Babi Sinsir.”

Look how Worried the Joneses are. Funny how they don’t seem to be calling that enthusiastically, though. I’d have expected an exclamation mark at least. Did Mrs Jones always have a massive left arm? I can’t remember.

“Run, run, catch me. I’m the Babi Sinsir.”

Yeah, okay, so that’s the Welsh for “Run! Run! As fast as you can! You can’t catch me, I’m the gingerbread man!”, but once again, I’m going to have to draw attention to the lack of expressive punctuation here. It really feels like this naughty Babi Sinsir’s heart is just not in this.

“Come and help, Mr Horse.” “Run, run, catch me. I’m the Babi Sinsir.”

Cool, look, a floating horse has come to help.

The pen there, incidentally, was an attempt by the translators to work out who was talking. I can’t imagine why. This dialogue is on fire, everyone can tell.

“Come and help, Mrs Cow.” “Run, run, catch me. I’m the Babi Sinsir.”

Now they have been joined in their high-speed zombie shuffle by a married floating cow who is, if I’m not much mistaken, high as shit.

“Come and help, Mr Goat.”  “Run, run, catch me. I’m the Babi Sinsir.”

I’m starting to suspect the artist only knew how to draw the legs on animals in one way.

“Come and help, Mr Dog.”  “Run, run, Catch me. I’m the Babi Sinsir.”

Yes, that dog is definitely here to ‘help’. Also… the Babi Sinsir is literally within reach of Mrs Jones’ massive left arm now. Why is she not just picking him up?

“Come and help, Miss Cat.” “Run, run, Catch me. I’m the Babi Sinsir.”

You may be wondering at this point if this is just… the whole book. An ever-increasing flock of floating zombie creatures shuffling after a naughty gingerbread baby in a nappy who is committing the cardinal sin of running. I mean… where can they go from here, amirite? A sheep? A squirrel? A chicken? We can hit a hundred pages this way, easy. The concern is the artist, whom I think was stretched a bit beyond their means on this project anyway.

BUT WORRY NOT! Shit’s about to go down, guys.

Oh no! Here comes Mr Wolf. Mr Wolf runs and catches the Babi Sinsir.

THAT IS A FOX

THAT IS A GODDAMN FOX YOU HEATHEN FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

AND WHY THE FUCK IS IT WEARING CLOTHES WHEN NONE OF THE OTHER ANIMALS WERE

WHY IS IT DRESSED IN DUNGAREES LIKE A LAZY FARMHAND ON AN AMERICAN RANCH IN THE 1800S

This doesn’t bode well for the -

Half of the Babi Sinsir is left.

WHAT THE

Quarter of the Babi Sinsir is left.

WHY DOES IT STILL LOOK SAD AND HORRIFIED WHY IS IT STILL ALIVE OH MY GOD

The Babi Sinsir has gone! There’s tasty.

What the

Wha

It

I realise this is not the main point to make here, but two pages ago it had eaten half of that nappy, and now it’s whole again and delicately discarded to one side, I just want

I mean

It’s okay, right? This happens in fairytales? Little Red Riding Hood? Someone will eviscerate the fox and out will come the Babi Sinsir…’s pieces, and they can be baked back together…?

No one cares!

Mrs Jones is making another Babi Sinsir.

The new Babi Sinsir loves Mrs Jones.

… 

…okay, so there’s a lot for us all to take in right now, and we’re all going to get through it at different speeds. But I’m just going to draw attention to the fact that Mr Jones is now merely depicted as a picture on the wall, and the new Babi Sinsir apparently only loves Mrs Jones, and…

Okay so they just lost their beloved baby gingerbread son because he got eaten alive by a fox in dungarees calling itself a wolf, right? Mrs Jones apparently couldn’t give less of a fuck if she tried, as long as she has some flour and ginger left over to make another. This one she made to love her.

Mr Jones, I presume, had a total mental breakdown and drank himself to death. At the very least, he’s left her, look. All she has left is the photo.

But does dim ots! Mae’r Babi Sinsir newydd yn caru Mrs Jones.

And that is the story of Y Babi Sinsir, aka the greatest work of literature ever written.

things i will never get tired of: fahc ryan whose modeling career didn’t completely end after he joined the fakes

  • ryan,  who mostly models overseas so the rest of the crew have no idea until gavin sees him on a billboard while vacationing in england. gavin sends a pic of it to the crew group chat and ryan comes home to the penthouse wallpapered in photocopies. 
  • “why didn’t you tell us?” “what do you mean, why didn’t i tell you? you never asked!” “ryan!“ 
  • once everyone finds out, the teasing is merciless. michael and jeremy follow him around with cameras for weeks - “ryan! over here, ryan! can i get a smile? vogue for me, ryan!“ 
  • geoff gives him a new codename for every heist - "okay gavin, you and brooke shields over here take the chopper and give us cover” “heidi klum, have you bypassed that security team yet?” “who’s shooting at us? tyra banks, is everything okay? tyra banks, do you copy? tyra?? tyra!!!”  
  • but then one heist requires team love n stuff to do some undercover surveillance at the los santos art gallery’s annual gala; gavin’s dressed to the nines (no surprise there) but ryan steps out in the sleekest tux money can buy and the entire penthouse freezes because goddamn ryan is fucking attractive how the hell did we all miss this and ryan just smirks, shooting geoff a wink as he walks out the door. the teasing stops. 
  • speaking of tuxes, ryan’s wardrobe being filled to the brim with designer clothes: custom-made suits, jeans tailored to perfection, egyptian-cotton shirts, italian leather boots - gifts from designers he’s helped out of sticky situations over the years, with labels and tags cut off to prevent anyone from connecting him to his day job.
  • ryan keeping tabs on all of his model friends. ryan volunteering to be the plus-one/undercover body guard for the fancy parties his female colleagues attend. ryan “paying visits” to modelling agencies who bully and abuse their talent. ryan getting called to fill in at fashion shows at the last minute bc let’s face it, he doesn’t really need the money anymore but it’s a good side gig and they always take care of him so sure, he’ll go to milan for fashion week lemme just ask my boss if i can get the next few days off
  • (and geoff is sooo annoying about it, too - “okay, but you gotta take a picture with gigi and bella” “geoff, i don’t even know if they’ll be there-” “you gotta do it man and get jack some new dresses or something she’s still upset that you blew up her favorite cargobob” “fine”)
  • idk man i just love model!vagabond so much
Things I love about the new chapter cover!!!!

Mina literally kneeling on Aoyama’s back??? And the boy is just like??? Okay w/ it? I love it

SHINSO AND OJIRO!!! CHATTING!!! WITH EACH OTHER!!! LIKE FRIENDS!!!! AAAAH

Momo just like “oh, were you cut out of the picture Mineta? How unfortunate.” lololololol

TSU’S HAND ON OCHACO’S SHOULDER JUST LIKE

SOFTLY TOUCHES SOFT FRIEND THATS SO CUTE IM DEAD

Manga’s face just says third. He is an excited boy i am proud.

EVERYONE TOTALLY SURPRISED BY DARK SHADOW GETTING IN ON THE HYPE!

EVEN TOKOYAMI IS LIKE ‘WOAH DUDE”

Tamaki hiding behind Mirio noooo I love them (sobs) (unfortunately the seam isnt put together great here. Can’t wait for shonen jumps official digital release for the clean scans!)

FAT GUM IS A BIG!! ORANGE!!! I LOVE HIM!!!

THE DETAIL IN TOSHI’S WATCH!!! LOO AT THAT!! IM JUST ABOUT TO ASK MY BFF AT FOSSIL TO BUY ME ONE LIKE IT!!!

MY BEAUTIFUL HUSBAND AND SON

LOOK AT THEM!!!!

I LOVE THEM!!!!

venus, one look at you
and i understood
why battleships and storms were named
after women.
one kiss from you
and i understood
how a person could go to
war for love.
that one volcanic kiss will be our last
and i get it,
you’re into bad girls in leather
jackets wearing cigarette smoke like
perfume and i
stutter
in my
mum jeans and
post pictures of daisies on instagram.
it’s okay though,
you’re the kind of girl
i feel lucky just looking at
and it’s easy to admire from afar
when you’re vegas lights.
demanding, neon, beautiful.
a gorgeous gamble,
an electric haven.
—  the nine people i have loved as planets: venus // L.H

Okay, I want Shawn to have a girlfriend but hear me out. 

I want to see his cute candid Instagram pictures of her looking beautiful and just gushing about how much he loves her and how she makes him a better person. I want to see the Snapchat pictures and videos of them travelling at his shows and her overlooking a nice view and then followed by a nice selfie of the both of them. 

Also, I want beautiful new songs about her and how pretty and amazing she is and how she makes him feel.

I want to have paparazzi pictures of them walking and holding hands in New York in the middle of winter and they both are smiling and looking happy as they get coffee. And when they notice the photographers they just smile and make silly faces, completely unphased. 

I also want fans to run into them when they go for hikes in L.A and get a few nice selfies before leaving them alone but getting a video of them both walking away pushing one another around before she struggles to jump up onto him for a cute piggyback like little children. 

I want him to talk about her in interviews and talk about how proud he is with whatever she is doing in her life, and all her accomplishments too. 

I want these things because first Shawn reminds me every day with just himself and his music that good, nice and caring boys do exist, and second I really really just want Shawn to be happy and smiling. I know he is now but he deserves all the happiness in the world. He deserves to make someone happy and deserves someone to make him feel the same. If I can’t do that, then I want someone else to. Because I just want him to have ever inch of happiness the world can offer him. 

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The Christmas Invasion - Behind the Scenes [Part 12]

Excerpt from Benjamin Cook’s articles in Doctor Who Magazine #365

“Buckle down, folks,” calls out John Older [first assistant director], his voice resonating around the caves [representing the inside of the Sycorax ship], “cos it’s very difficult to work in here. Let’s go for a take…”

“The door!” screams Billie. “Close the door!”

Noel spins around. As the Sycorax grabs him, he manages to pull the TARDIS door shut just in time. Slam! Door closes. Well, not quite.

“Er - he didn’t close the door,” says Jon. “It’s swung back open.”

“Oh fiddlesticks,” cries Noel, frustrated. “That TARDIS door is such a naughty old thing.”

Actually, that’s not exactly what Noel said. I’m paraphrasing. But this is a family magazine, so let’s just leave it.

“Okay, Noel, you blew the plot,” laughs James [Hawes, director]. “If the door doesn’t close, we’re screwed.”

Other parts of this photoset:
[ one ] [ two ] [ three ] [ four ] [ five ] [ six ] [ seven ] [ eight ] [ nine ] [ ten ] [ eleven ] [ thirteen ] [ fourteen ]
[ List of all Doctor Who Behind the Scenes photosets ]

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I realized that I will be a getting a new phone soon and I will have no more of the pictures I’ll have and I wanna keep these here so when I do get a new phone I can come back on here and get these again
oTHER THAN THAT
I MADE THESE
AND I LOVE THEM
AND JUST HIT ME UP IF YOU USE ONE AND ILL BE OKAY WITH THAT

BTS when you beg them to show you the new choreography beforehand but they can’t

Kids, thank you for celebrating Hobi’s birthday so well, I’m very proud of everyone <3 Are you hyped for the mv tomorrow? And I’ll try to reblog some pictures/videos of the concert as well tomorrow night :*

All gifs belong to their rightful creators = owners (see urls right under the gifs as always :*). Please support each other and BTS well! 

Al eonni loves all 1115 of you <3 

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Jin

Jin: [insert gif: shows you a “tiny preview”]

You: “I’m sure you just made that up. That’s not part of it, am I right?”

Jin: “Kekeke sorry~ It really isn’t~ Be patient for a bit longer, okay?~”

Originally posted by missbaptan

Suga

You: “Oppa, for real, can’t you just show me what the new choreography will look like once? I won’t tell anyone, promised~”

Yoongi: “[insert gif: starts explaining quietly, not looking into your eyes and pouting a bit so you’ll go easy on him] Ahh I know, baby, but Bighit made us promise not to show anyone so … if I make one exception now …”

Originally posted by yoongishappiness

J-Hope

Hoseok: [It tortures him a lot that he can’t show it to you just yet~]

You: “Oppa, what about the new choreography? You went practicing it again today, didn’t you? I know you did~”

Hoseok: “[insert gif] Ah … baby … I can show you everything, everything else~ Just not that one~ What do you want to see instead, huh? I’ll dance for you the whole night to make up for not being able to show you the new one yet~ Just tell oppa~ What do you want me to dance for you instead?”

Originally posted by kuromel

Rap Monster

You: “But you even showed me the song beforehand! Why not the choreography? It really doesn’t make sense [insert pouty you]”

Namjoon: “[insert gif: some smart ass explanation why it doesn’t make sense to only show you his part because it’s a complicated choreography that only makes sense when all seven members are involved]

Originally posted by diaprimaveral

Jimin: feat. you as Hobi

I kind of couldn’t decide at first whether Jimin would suffer from it like Hobi or whether he’d tease you, but I went with the first option~ 

You: “[pouty like Hobi] You treat me like just any other fan, you know, it’s so mean. I can start stanning another group any time and stop caring about my boyfriend’s activities and-”

Jimin: “[insert gif: backhugs you~] Don’t be stupid, _______~ If Bighit would’ve let me, you’d have been the first person I’d have shown it too, okay?”

You: “[still not satisfied]”

Jimin: “[holds you more tightly~] Don’t be sad~ You are most important to me~”

Originally posted by bangtan-so-far

V

You: [try aegyo just to get him to show you a bit of the new dance~]

Taehyung: “Omo! I almost got weak just now~ You’re too cute~~”

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

Jungkook

You: “[pouty and whiny] Kookie, please~ Please, please, please~ Show me something from the new choreography :(”

Jungkook: [insert gif: teases you by imitating your pouty face, almost cracks up though] 

You: “Jeon Jungkook, you little brat! Don’t make fun of me :/”

Jungkook: “Ah~ Just wait one more day, okay? Only one more day~~~”

Originally posted by tiredkook

No one gets me.

You think I haven’t tried moving on from him? I have, trust me. If I could unlove him I would but I can’t. I love that boy with everything I have and he doesn’t even know it.
You think I hate him? No. Not at all. I should hate him but everyone told me to move on from him. So to try and move on I forgave him for everything he ever did. And now you wonder why I don’t hate him.
You think I can stop myself from checking his social media? I can’t. I need to know how he’s doing and what he’s doing.

You wanna know why? Because I’ve gotten so used to having him in my life and seeing pictures of us all over his social media and mine but now I need to get used to seeing her face instead.

I want to call him, to text him. To see if he’s okay, if he misses me just as much as I miss him. If he can sleep peacefully at night without me there because I struggle. I want to know if he’s changed. If he’s moved on, if he’s still the same person I fell in love with or if he’s become a new person like how everyone else has said.

I want him to know that I love him. I always will.

It’s just funny that even though he’s the one who made the promise of ‘I’ll love you forever and always’, I’m the one keeping it.

—  it’s one of those days where it all comes rushing back (s.a.m.i)
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5.1.17 / 6:27 pm / fragile n.4- dustin o'halloran
even though the finals grind has officially officially begun, today’s had a lot of positives.
- i’m done with classes for the school year!
- i got to unearth my bomb ass study playlist (titled study like (h)elle to combine hell with elle woods (aka my studying icon) (pls admire my wit okay thanks)) which i will link here for your listening pleasure: https://itunes.apple.com/us/playlist/study-like-h-elle/idpl.193aeeee0a3e4cebb3167f5847e90934
- my school created a brand new café! as you can tell from the pictures, the atmosphere is beautiful and extremely conducive to productivity
- on that note, i just finished up with my 5th pomodoro of the evening and am about to eat a wrap with veggies and hummus as a reward
- i love my friends a lot and they love me even if we’re all overachievers and therefore too busy to hang out during finals
- it was 86 and breezy today
okay that’s it. let’s nail these finals!

YouTube!Percico Headcanons

So I made a post earlier this week asking if 30+ was too many and no one had a problem with it… I’m going to be posting these all weekend. 

  • Percy Jackson is a very popular life vlogger who does funny challenges and vlogs his life.
  • Nico never heard of Percy Jackson, so he didn’t recognize the 20-year-old when he walked in a coffee shop. They started talking and just couldn’t stop.
  • Nico thought Percy was funny and adorable, Percy felt the same. One thing led to another and Nico asked Percy out on a date.
  • Communicating through texts and a few calls for the next week, Nico finally found out what Percy did for his job. He stayed up all night binge-watching Percy’s videos.
  • Percy Jackson (only coming out as bisexual two months before) didn’t mention Nico in his videos until the night of their date. He was sitting in his car with the most content expression on his face.
  • “Okay guys, I’m closing out this blog for tonight. *Sigh* I just had a great time with someone I think is going to become very special to me very quickly.”
  • When Nico saw that video later that night he felt like he was floating.
  • It didn’t take long for Percy to ask Nico to film a “Boyfriend Tag” with him. After interacting a lot on Twitter and a few pictures on Instagram, his fans caught on very quickly and demanded to meet the new cutie.
  • Percy’s fans loved Nico. #Percico was trending faster than either of them thought possible.
  • Nico appeared in Percy’s vlogs almost every day for weeks. They loved spending time together and making videos was Percy’s job so they had no problem combining the two. The fans were in shipping heaven.
RWBY Vol. 4 Ch. 12

How many times is this show going to make me cry? Like, I’m not comfortable with this at all.

• It’s about to go down, guys.

• This Nuckelavee for real reminds me of that thing from CTCD and I just want it dead. Please. (“Return the slab”)

•Ren’s semblance is awesome.

•Qrow/Jaune wtf did that look even mean?

•Oh crap, their asses are getting handed to them on platinum platters.

•GO CROCEA MORS

•Stop screeching, man. It’s not that serious.

•Ren’s rage scares me. Like, honestly scares me. He, as I’ve noticed, gets a kind of one track mind when he’s angry and doesn’t think clearly so he starts getting a little reckless. And that’s so unlike him.

•NORA NO

•My baby did that self sacrifice for her man ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

•Ren low key peeped and Nora low key liked it. Don’t lie. We all saw that smirk.

•That thing did not just throw her like a ragdoll

•Oh, shit. He’s losing it again. Don’t touch his girl or he goes nuts.

•Yeah, Ren. Chill. You’re getting more wounds than necessary.

•Ren, please take a moment to calm yourself and think rationally

•Damn, I felt that slap.

•I love Nora’s progression from when she was a child. She was so scared and dull. Now, she’s still scared, but she’s also so vibrant and more confident. Proof that things 100% can get better.

• On another note, I think Ren’s kind of finally seeing her as a young adult that doesn’t necessarily need saving. I think he still saw her as that scared, defenseless kid from years ago. Like, he needed to protect her. I think now he sees that she can protect him too if they work together. But I’m pretty sure he knew that the whole time. I don’t know. These thoughts are jumbled.

•Papa Ren’s knife ❤

•Her hand ❤

•Team RNJR strategy time!!!!!!!!!

•I love how teamwork skills have progressed through the series. Like, Jaune still needs help and Ren supported him because he knows his leader still has a long way to go.

•Nora, wtf?

•YES! A GLIMPSE OF NORA’S HAPPIER SELF. I’VE MISSED HER.

•Ren’s getting serious. Back up guys. Give him some room

•Ren: Lol, did you think that pterodactyl screech would scare me?

•YES, REN. KILL THE BEAST. That inner monologue gave me a reason to be at peace

•Speaking of, I’m glad that Ren can set him mind at ease.

•Don’t ask why, but I thought Qrow disappeared because he would do some backwards shit like that.

•Where’d these airships come from?????? Who called you????? Who has service out here????

•Oh, makes sense.

•Baby Qrow is gonna live, guys

•Mistral really is beautiful (Lol, I don’t remember who posted it and I’m going to find out when I’m done here, but they’d said that if Ren, Nora, and Pyrrha stayed, and Jaune had been from Anima and stayed, they’d all be at Haven. So what made them all go to Beacon (how did Renora even get there?) Just something to think about. I promise to cite as soon as I’m done if I can find the post again 😅) Update: the user is Sunder-the-gold

•IT’S CANON. MY BABIES ARE CANON. They didn’t need a kiss to be canon and I just love that. Boop is playing. This is perfect. I hope Jaune starts teasing them in V5. I think this is good way to start making up for Pyrrha’s death. Key word: start. You’re not done until she’s back in the flesh.

•Oh… Rubes… she’s left already… babes, honey

•Weiss is finally getting out of here!!!!!!

•Baby Blake!!!! (F the new WF)

•Yang upgrade afffffffff

•Poor Tai. Both of his babies are gone again.

•Zwei is life.

•THE PICTURE OF TEAM RWBY

•Jaune, baby it’s gonna be okay. I promise. (They’re playing Cold. I’m officially done.)

•Aw, it’s a little memorial now with Papa Ren’s knife.

•Team JNR cuddle and mourn time.

•(I’m pretty sure Nora and Ren share a bed, if I’m not mistaken…)

•WEISS IS FREE!

•Old WF for life!!!!! I love the look they share

•Is that Menagerie???? Sure looks like it kind of. SHE’S GOING FOR BLAKE

•I’m still confused about Oscar. I want to learn more

•Ilia, WF spies, fuck you

•Cinder, fuck you, too. (I still think we should her for human transmutation so we can bring back Pyrrha)

•Don’t say lost, Ruby. Please.

•Ruby is so strong. I love her to pieces ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

•Qrow’s dry humor is great

•Oh, shit. She’s going for Ruby and not Blake… great! (Lol, I think she’ll be the one to tease Renora instead ;3333)

•This letter drove me to tears

•Oh, hell no

GUYS! THE MUSIC! THE ACTING! THE DEVELOPMENT! THE PLOT! THE ANIMATION! I’M DEAD!

Now, we have to wait for the soundtrack and V5 in Fall… I can’t wait that long. Please. Please no.

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Imagine: 

Harry was being interviewed for his upcoming album and there has been speculation about the two of you dating. You two grew up together, so it wasn’t usual to see you two out together, but the fans were beginning to wonder if there was more going on between you. 

“Now, Harry, we’re going to play this game where we ask you some questions and instead of answering, we’re just going to look at your facial expression and try to figure out the answer. Then you can confirm or deny if we’re right about it,” the host said. 

“This could be fun,” he laughed. 

After asking a few easy questions, they bring up one about you. 

“I know that you and Y/N have been friends your whole lives, right? The fans wanna know if you’re more than friends,” they asked. 

Harry gives a very stern and serious facial expression. 

“I’m gonna take that as a no, but I can’t help, but wonder if you’re lying,” they said. “Because… I have friends and I certainly don’t do anything like this with them.” 

They show a picture of you and Harry getting quite cozy together in New York after SNL. As soon as they show the picture, Harry breaks his serious face and starts laughing. 

“Okay, okay, you got me,” he laughed. “She is my girlfriend and I love her very much. Now, I just hope she doesn’t kill me for that,” he joked pointing at the picture. 

anonymous asked:

I hope this isn't invasive at all, that is not my intention- this is my mere curiosity getting the best of me and my love for you two together, but are you and *coughs* Mr. Agreste *snuffle* like together? *squealing intensifies* I'm a new follower and I'm simply curious. If you don't want to answer, it's okay. I hope you have a wonderful day! ❤️

lol you’re sweet anon ❤️ I’m hesitatant to call Tinder Hawkmoth my boyfriend quite yet because I am NOTORIOUSLY AFRAID OF COMMITMENT but we do go out on dates and text each other pictures of things we like and share favorite playlists and kiss and play video games and sometimes I go over to his apartment at night just to cuddle….

…fuck I’m in deep aren’t I?

22

// “You’re heading out again? it’s two in the morning, at least bring a jacket it’s cold out.” // 

22 from the best friends drabble list


"You’re heading out again?” I asked, worry laced in my words as Justin appearing in the living room of his massive hotel suit. 

 "Yeah. I uh… I just really need some air. I can’t think in here. I didn’t think you’d still be up,“ He sighed and rubbed his hands across is face harshly as to keep himself alert. He’s been going in and out of the room all night since the pictures were released. 

 "It’s two in the morning, at least bring a jacket. It’s cold out, Jay,” I warned, cuddling deeper into the blanket wrapped around me to keep warm. 

"I’m alright. I just need to get out of this room,” Justin sounded more than tired as he grabbed his pack of cigarettes off the coffee table. 

 "Can I come with you,“ I asked quietly, fearing the rejection Justin could throw back at me. 

 "Yeah,” He said after a moment. He looked down at me, and although the only light illuminating the room was from the low tv, I could see the devastation on his face. I nodded in acknowledgment and slid on some shoes. I followed after Justin with my big fluffy blanket hanging off my shoulders and dragging a little bit along the hotels hallways. I didn’t question him as we got on the elevator, cut corners, and climbed stairs until we were on the roof of the hotel. 

A shiver radiated through my body as the cold New York air hit my face. Opposite of where we got onto the roof, a few lawn chairs were set up and Justin took his seat. I followed my friend and sat beside him, wind being only sound in the air. Even for New York it seemed so quiet which left more room for thoughts. 

“Justin I see you shaking, come here,” I murmured. I couldn’t stand to see him let himself freeze up here. He reluctantly gave in and allowed me to drape half of my blanket over him. Beneath the blanket, His cold hands pulled me in by my waist as he rested his head on my shoulder. 

“She’s breaking my heart,” Justin voice cracked. 

“I know Jay. I know,” My hand rubbed against the top of his head to soothe him. I just wanted to do anything in my power to stop his hurting. 

“I want her so bad. Fuck, I need her so bad but we just can’t do it. We can’t be good to each other and we’ll never be able to love each other the right way. But I just can’t give her up. I can’t breathe just knowing that’s she’s moving on me out me. I love her, Y/N. I love her so fucking much and the pain won’t stop,” Justin broke down before me. His head rested on my thighs as he cried his heart out over a girl who could never love him as much as he loves her. Since the pictures of her and her new boyfriend leaked out, Justin has broken down completely.

“Jay, I know it hurts. And I know it’s all you’re thinking about but it’s okay to cry. People tell you to get up, dust yourself off and keep moving but it’s really not like that. You have to hurt and you have to cry and you have to be heartbroken and sad and angry. You just have to get it out if you before you can heal,” I lectured. 

“I don’t want to heal. I want her here I wished it were here I was with right now,” he then broke my heart, letting me know I not enough.

“I know Jay but I’m here. I’m your friend and I’m here and will always be here,” my fingers continued to run through his blonde strands. Suddenly, Justin rose his head from my lap. He looked at me. I saw his kind soul through his eyes as they wandered from mine to my lips. 

“Please don’t do that if you have no intention of keeping me,” I turned my head as his lips moved closer to mine. 

“I’m sorry,” the wind almost drowned him out. 

“You don’t have to be sorry,“ I looked ahead of me, at the stars, at the sky as I spoke. "I do, Y/n,” Justin gentle held my chin and turned my head to face him. “You’re watching me cry over her when you’re in love with me and I’m sorry,“ I could feel the truth in his slow words.

"Justin I-" 

"I’m sorry I can’t treat you right. I love you so much and I just wish that could be enough.”

“Justin, you’re my everything. And because that is true, I can’t think about myself. Love is selfless. You didn’t chose to love here and I didn’t chose to love you. But because I do love you, I want you you to have everything. And if she is what you want then I’ll be alright. Everyone has their time. Ours just hasn’t came yet,” I held his hand in mine. 

“Do you think our time will come?” Justin asked, a tremor in his voice. 

 "Have you seen us together? Justin we’re magic. We are the definition of magic,“ I let out a dry laugh. 

"We will be together but I just need some time. I want to be yours but I need to work through things first. Will you wait for me?” Justin’s eyes bored into mine seeking the answer to his question. 

“A part of my being is dedicated to loving you. I not ashamed. I love you Justin Drew Bieber and I will alway wait for you,” I held his hand tighter. His pink lips kissed my forehead before he pulled me on tighter as we continued to watch the stars on this cold night in New York.

How would it be like to meet EXO (Part one)

This is just my speculation, probably not even close to reality. It’s just how imagine them :) Ara~

1.Baekhyun: I kind of think he would be very polite at the beginning, show a lot of respect; maybe he would even be a little bit timid. But then he would slowly try to get along, try to know a little about you, try to talk about anything and even make you laugh. I think Baek is that sort of person that becomes your friend without you even realizing. So yeah, I think meeting Baekyun wouldn’t be awkward at all because he’s that easy going and knows exactly who he is and knows how to break that barrier. 

2.Chanyeol: Just like Baekhyun, I think Chanyeol is very easy going to. But unlike Baek, Chanyeol would start with the jokes from second one. Maybe you’ll get a hug too. Of course just by staring at him you’ll burst into laughter and he will too. I kind of think that meeting Chanyeol is like one of those days that you can say “today was the best day of my life”, not just becaus he’s an idol and maybe your bias, I just kind of think he’s an amazing person, our happy virus, someone that can make you forget all your troubles in just one second. And he knows it, and he is so pure and probably will try his best while he’s with you/anyone.

3.Jongdae: I kind of think it would be a little bit awkward at the beginning. Even though this boy is all love and also has an easy going personality, sometimes I feel like he’s a cute smol bean when he’s alone and meeting new people. Maybe it’ll be that kind of moment where both of you just say “uhmm.. hey… uhmm what’s up… uhmmm” and as you two start talking, he’ll open more and from one moment to another he’ll make you feel comfortable enough to look at him in the eye. I kind of also picture him blushing a little and even take a picture with you, making some awkward jokes that will end up in a lot of laughs as the awkwardness breaks. 

4.Jongin: I think there are like two versions of Nini. The smol shy bean and the all funny boi. If you meet the first one, it’ll end up in a lot of bows, so much cute awkward silences, maybe him stepping on your foot accidentally, blushing faces, and little smiles. And if you meet the second one, it’d be like you two were best friends since childhood, he’ll make jokes, maybe tickle you, take some pictures, call sehun to help him tickling you, and so on. But leaving that aside, I think that meating Nini would be unforgettable, he’s an angel.

5.Junmyeon: Meeting Junmyeon would be like meeting your hero and your dad’s friends in one person… Like I think he’s so so so polite (which I admire so much) and he’s such a great person that one must think that even breathing is wrong because there’s so much perfection going on there, in front of your eyes, that you don’t want to interrupt that or something xD. But I also think that he woudl try so so hard on making things less awkward, yet he would be so polite, explaining his jokes and everything and you would be in such awe because… he is perfect. Did I mention he’s perfect? (And no, he isn’t my bias xD) But yes, I kind of think one would stand just there, trying to think what’s going on while he does the talking and the smiling and the pictures and the friendly things and bonding stuff and being perfect xD.

6.Kyungsoo: (I LOVE THIS BABY SO MUCH) Okay so, meeting Kyungsoo would be like… scary? Not because he’s scary or something, he’s just too serious, probably too shy around new people. Honestly I would just stand there and probably he would just stare at me/you/anyone, trying to figure out what to say and/or do. He would give a gentle smile and be sooooooooooooooo polite and if he manages to feel a little bit comfortable even make a funny comment. I kind of think of him as that kind of person that is hard to first talk to but then as it goes you end up talking about how the universe was created, or how your cat ended up sleeping on your head XD So yeah, I kind of picture it as a weird encounter, maybe a little bit awkward at the beginning but one of a kind.

anonymous asked:

Okay but picture an A / A / O relationship where the less dominant Alpha goes into rut and the other Alpha and Omega just tie him down and tease him throughout the entire thing~

Omg I love this idea so much ✨ you’re my new favorite anonymous person on the internet ✨✨✨

anonymous asked:

Jackcrutchie with the Jesse/Crutchie theory????? Maybe with like Jack finding out about Jesse/Crutchie being immortal??

Hello, anon. Were you wanting something angsty and sad? Oh, good. ‘Cuz you got something angsty and sad.


Jesse stiffened when he woke up. Whose arms were around him? Who was touching him? What was– He paused, recognizing the familiar snoring. Jack. Jesse sighed, cursing softly. He had hoped that Jack wouldn’t have wanted to sleep together last night. It would make it all the more difficult to escape without alerting Jack of his attentions.

Slowly, Jesse extricated himself from Jack’s arms. He was dismayed at just how much colder it was away from Jack and Jesse was half-tempted to just lay back down and curl up against Jack. But, he couldn’t do that. Today was the day that he had been waiting for for years. Six, to be exact. And Jesse wasn’t going to miss it for the world.

“Crutch? What’re ya doin’? The bell ain’t rung yet; come lay back down.”

Jesse froze at Jack’s sleep-slurred words. He had hoped to have been on a train to New Hampshire before Jack even woke up. Jesse knew that he should have gotten up earlier, but it had been so nice to just lay in Jack’s arms and now he would suffer the consequences of his own personal weaknesses. “Jack, I– I gotta go.”

“You can wait. The sun ain’t even up. What’re ya gonna do? Just stand by the gate for eternity?”

Jesse snorted. “You don’t know nothing about eternity…” He shook his head, before continuing, “No, Jack, I really gotta go. I– I promised someone…”

Jack sat up. He slung an arm around Jesse’s shoulders. “Okay, then, I’ll come along. Where you gotta get yourself to? Please tell me you’re not meeting up from someone in the Bronx. I can’t stand those kids.”

“No, it’s… farther. I gotta get back to New Hampshire.”

“You’ve been to New Hampshire?” Jack asked in surprise.

Jesse smiled weakly. “I’ve been a lotta places,” he admitted. For years, he had wanted to tell Jack the truth, tell him everything, but he couldn’t. It hurt, knowing that he would just have to leave and Jack would die and they would probably never see each other again. Now, however, the words crowded the tip of his tongue, fighting for recognition, for someone beyond Winnie and his family to understand. “I… Jack, I gotta tell you a secret.”

Jack nodded, pulling Jesse close. “Of course, Crutch. What’s on your mind?”

“I can’t die,” Jesse blurted out. With that sudden truth, every other word seemed to tumble out of his mouth, without his own volition. “I can’t die and neither can my family. Oh, I got a family. I got a Ma and a Pa and an older brother. His name is Miles. Uh, my name is Jesse. I lied when I said I didn’t have one. I like Crutchie mighty fine, but my real name is Jesse. And I can’t die. And…” Jesse hesitated. This truth seemed sharper. “And, I ain’t ever needed that crutch. It was just… a disguise.”

“You was faking?” Jack asked

Jesse could detect no maliciousness in the tone, so he nodded. “Yeah. I needed a new life. Just for a couple years. Just until I could go back.” 

Jack gently kissed Jesse’s forehead. “That’s okay. I love you no matter what your name or your story is.”

“I…” Jesse stumbled. “I–I…” Suddenly, he couldn’t seem to get the words out. He did love Jack, didn’t he? Except, for some reason, all he could picture was Winnie Foster. She would be seventeen now. She would drink from the Spring. They would live together, forever. Happily ever after. Jack’s arms around him burned and Jesse pushed out of the hug. He stood up and started pacing, not even bothering to use his familiar crutch anymore.

“You… you really can walk just fine.”

Jesse was caught off guard. “Oh, yeah,” he said, glancing down at his perfectly good legs. “I guess that’s one of the perks of immortality. You can’t really get hurt.”

“So… you’re immortal?” Jack asked.

“Yeah,” Jesse said, but he could tell that Jack didn’t truly believe him. No one ever believed him. Winnie believed him.

“That’s… How? How are you immortal?”

“Jack, this really doesn’t matter right now. I’m going, okay? I don’t think I’ll ever be coming back.”

“And, like I said, I’ll be coming along.”

Jesse shook his head. “No, Jack, I really don’t think you should come.”

“Why not?”

He hesitated for a moment. The truth was edging against his tongue, clacking against his teeth. Just opening his mouth would release a deluge of words that Jesse just didn’t want to deal with right now. Jack watched Jesse patiently, waiting for an answer. “I… I don’t want you to come because I’m going to go meet up with the girl I love.”

There. It was out in the open. The words hung between Jesse and Jack, heavy and obtuse. Jack’s face registered surprise, before all emotion was wiped away. Jesse looked away as Jack asked, “You… You’re going back to find a girl?”

“Yeah, but, Jack, please understand. I’ve been stuck on this stupid planet for 108 years. And I finally found someone. I finally found someone. We had to wait until she was seventeen, the same age as me,” Jesse sang softly, trailing off. When he spoke again, the words were even quieter. “We’re gonna get married, Jack. I-I love her.”

“What about me? Don’t you love me?”

“Jack, I… Of course, I do, but Winnie…”

Jack snorted, roughly jerking his hands through his hair. “I was an idiot,” he muttered. “I never shoulda… You played me. Did you ever care? Did you ever care what I thought? Or was this always just about you?” Jack demanded.

Jesse shoulders slumped. Miles’ words from earlier, about how he was always selfish, swirled around his head. “I-I’m sorry, Jack. I did love you. I do, still. But… do you believe in soulmates?”

“I thought I did,” Jack muttered. His eyes shot up to Jesse’s, dark obsidian. “But, I guess that ain’t true.”

“No, Jack, you gotta understand. Winnie–”

“I don’t care,” Jack bit out. “Go, find your perfect girl. Get married, have a passel of kids. See if I care. Just don’t come back.”

“Jack,” Jesse tried again, but Jack waved him away. Jesse recognized that he was no longer wanted and started for the ladder off of the roof. “Jack, I do love you. I just…” Jesse trailed off, not knowing what he could say. He tapped the top of the ladder twice, before shaking his head and continuing down. He left the crutch with Jack.


Jesse felt as if his heart had been ripped, still beating from his chest. Winnie didn’t remember him. Or if she did, she didn’t care. She was getting married to the stupid little detective. Hugo, or something. She was just as beautiful as ever, but that smile that Jesse had fallen in love with, was focused on Hugo, not him.

Jesse turned away quickly, not sure where he was going. He wanted more than anything, to return to Jack, who actually loved him. But, he couldn’t. Jack had told him as much. Jesse contemplated if there was any way that he could explain to Jack just how sorry and how wrong he had been. He snorted, ignoring the tears that pricked at the back of his eyes. Jesse knew the answer to that. It was in Jack’s hardened eyes, in his shaking voice. 

He could never return.

Once again, Jesse Tuck was alone.


AN: If you guys really like this one, let me know. I’m considering a Part 2.