okay i have like 5 more of these

anonymous asked:

Okay, so we all know Hamilton was smol, but is there any information of how small he really was? And what about Laurens? How tall was he? I'm sorry this is so random, but I need to know! :D

Hamilton was about 5′7″.  As for Laurens, we don’t know an exact height.  He was likely taller than Hamilton, and I would place him around 5′10″ or 5′11″ based on the painting Surrender of Lord Cornwallis.  I have a post here that goes into more detail about what we do and do not know in regards to Laurens’s height.

apieceofandrewforyou  asked:

Okay I have more almost done I promise. Anti is smart, but he's impulsive. He doesn't analyze as much as he should. Dark calculates. He's smart and very quick at looking at every option. You might be one step ahead but he is 5 steps ahead.

No no it’s fine really I love these

Both of them are wicked smart, but Dark knows the human psyche so well that it seems like he can read your mind

Anti can think himself out of tight situations, but is easily distracted by a thought, or something else he sees.

(If u wanna talk and plan a story, I’ll absolutely help u if u want. I’ll be free to talk in a few hours, I’m just in class right now lmao)

my problem with the ‘harry becomes lord of 2/¾/5 ancient noble houses’ trope is so unbelievably petty because its that fic writers don’t take it to the potential extreme. like, okay, you wanna make harry the bossest of bitches i get that, i understand, i have that urge too from time to time, but c’mon, be a little more creative about it please

so how about a fic where harry goes to gringotts after the fighting is all over to try to make peace with the goblin nation because this boy does not need more problems and after much hostility and some groveling and promises of future payments for damages caused a plucky goblin lass comes and shuffles harry into her tiny cube office to discuss the nature of his financial situation

(this is a grave insult among goblins. getting handled by a female, first of all, because they are supposedly less capable bankers, hello misogyny among other species, and because they consider anyone who needs help with his money to be lower than cave scum. harry doesn’t know about his. and if he did, he wouldn’t care because he does, desperately, need help)

and plucky goblin lass (who we will call PGL for short) brings out this MASSIVE tome of parchment and slams it down on her desk. a cloud of dust rises. harry sneezes and gets a terrible feeling. some of the parchment is mildewing. the stack is taller than his hand is wide. this can only end badly

PGL tells him that he’ll need to read the entire book to fully comprehend the new scope of his property and harry kind of weakly says “what??”

and it turns out that heyo, when the death eaters swore to follow voldemort with all their lives and souls and magic in their little racist hearts they actually swore a modified liege lord oath which also has the coincidental side effect of ceding all titles (and property connected to said titles) held to the lord in question too. haha how funny who knew

and that’s an ongoing thing. so voldemort was the de facto head of two dozen magical houses at the beginning of the war and he just picked up more as he gained more followers and he probably could have just voted himself and his crew into every position of the government and run the country like that if he cared to do it but voldemort was not about dat political life. he wanted change and he wanted it now. he wanted to MAKE AMERICA MAGICAL BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN. so he started a civil war and just never informed his loyal death eaters of that little fact because they didn’t need to know.

and you might think that gringotts vaults are tied into bloodlines but they’re really not. the malfoy family vault belongs to whoever is the current head of the malfoy family. normally, that’s a malfoy and his malfoy spawn becomes the next head and so it passes through the family, accumulating inherited wealth. it was a working system until voldemort got involved and exploited the ever-living hell out of it.

now this all becomes harry’s problem because it turns out that Right of Conquest is an actual thing. what was voldemort’s is now his and voldemort has has the time to accumulate A Metric Fuck Ton of stuff.

also connected to titles are votes in the wizengamot. and whoo boy, this is where harry’s problem becomes really really really problematic. because the noble families squabble over those votes like children, hoarding them and passing them down, occasionally trading them for advantageous marriages and such, but mostly jealously guarding them like the politcal gold they are. it’s such a bitterly tight-fisted market that any one family has ~maybe~ three or  four votes.

and now harry bloody potter has a hundred of the things and a completely unintentional stranglehold on the government. whoops

and then hermione would shotput harry straight into the wizengamot against his protests and things would become so hilarious i just

some jerkass attempts to increase his own salary for doing basically nothing

“how about no,” harry and his hundred votes say.

somebody attempts to tighten restrictions on where magical creatures like vampires and werewolves can work

“how about no.” harry crosses his arms. “actually, how about we repeal those bullshit laws already in place that make it almost impossible for werewolves to get a job right now, hmmmm? and how about we put something in place to catch abusive owners of house elves? and make sure they get paid? and vacation days? and healthcare? actually how about we get healthcare for EVERYBODY HOW ABOUT T H A T?”

ten generations of purebloods cry out in horror. look upon him ye mighty and despair.

the years after voldemort’s defeat don’t go down in history as The Golden Era. in fact, thanks to harry bloody potter (and some incessant nudging by hermione granger), they go down as The Decade of Frankly Astonishing Strides Toward Equality *cough* enforced by a semi-plutocracy.

(all thanks to a third tier plot never really explored by a would-be dictator YOU’RE ALL WELCOME)

Okay so I’m like driving in the middle of nowhere Connecticut and I was starving so I stop at this
McDonald’s. I order or whatever and then get up to the window. The lady opens the window and repeats my order back to me and and says “that’ll be $11.82.” I said “I have this coupon” and show her my phone (it’s $2 off a purchase $10 or more) she looks at my phone for like 5 seconds, looks up back at me, doesn’t say a word. Shuts the window. Now I assumed she would be typing it into the computer that was right next to the window that I could see. But instead She walks away out of sight and is gone for like 3 minutes. The cars behind me start to beep as if I really wanted to be waiting there. She finally gets back. Opened the window and stares at me. After about 5 seconds I take my phone back out to show her the coupon. Another few seconds of silence pass and she says “$9.80” so I was like ok what happened to the other 2 cents. But whatever…. I give her a $10 bill and the $.80 in coins. She gives me $1.05 back, wrong but whatever. Now I’m waiting like a full 10 minutes for my food. The people behind me are revving their engines and Beeping at me. Like bitch I know. Finally get my food. Go into a parking space
KNOWING my order was gonna be fucked up. But she got everything right and gave me an extra McDouble and an extra 4 piece nugget. I was like ok cool. Then I look to my side and this is what I saw…

okAy bUT TAYLOR HAS BEEN SOOOO SNEAky on tumblr lately…… that one time where she liked over 100 posts in an hour ……. that one time where she reblogged likE 5 posts in one day………. buTt then we have those days where she only likes ~one~~ or ~two~~ posts soOOo she definitely sees more posts than she actually likes and that’s the thought that keeps me up aLL night

Bottom Saitama Week (March 5-9)

Hi dee ho everyone! I had a couple peeps message me asking whether bottomsaitamaweek would be too close to saigenos/genosai week. But I think March would be a good month to promote one punch man love! And also decided that maybe bottomsaiweek could be condensed, since I know not everyone chooses to participate in every event that comes by, or even every day, so there may be some overlap with genosaiweek (but thats okay, the more art/fanfic promoting the better! And bottomsaiweek is inherently NSFW, while genosaiweek would most likely be more tame).

So without further a do, here are the prompts (thanks for the suggestions from everyone that messaged me!)

March 5: Power Bottom Saitama

March 6: Roleplay (dress up/crossovers)

March 7: Suits (Western or Traditional [Kimonos])

March 8: Rough Play 

March 9: Artists/Writers Choice

If anyone has any other suggestions, feel free to give me a shout! I hope that artists and writers will have time to contribute a piece or two, but I realize that people are pretty busy, so no pressure! 

I also hope that the people who are planning a contribution will send me a link so that I can reblog it onto my page when the time arises. 

I shall send out another master post closer to the date! 

Cheers!

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Owari no Seraph Chapter 51 TRANSLATED (2/5)

Translations by: @panadabro (TY FOR DEALING WITH ME EVEN THOUGH IT’S LIKE 2 AM HERE HAHAHAHA)
Editing by: @lestkarrkingofeurope​ (I honestly feel like death at this point LOL this week has been really busy for me :V )

(( Okay normally I would have plenty of stuff to say and what my opinion is and blah blah blah and also not to forget SCREAM ABOUT LEST BECAUSE MY SON IS GETTING MORE SCREEN/PAGE TIME AND I’M REALLY HAPPY ABOUT THAT AND I WANT TO SEE HIM IN REAL ACTION AND JUST SHINE AND BE INCREDIBLE BECAUSE HE’S JUST ABSOLUTELY PERFECT I CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF HIM AHHHH…also hi I am very tired lol just–please enjoy the chapter thank you ;; ))

Can You Teach Me [Part 5]

Author: smutandahalf

Characters: Reader x Stiles x Scott x Malia

Rating: NSFW 18+ EXPLICIT SMUT

Word Count: 3,015

**Okay so this part is actually more fluff, but have no fear it’s not the end and there will be more smut later! Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four

@ladylizzieofdarbyshire hopefully this tag works!

Originally posted by circassienne

I tap my fingers against my knee, unable to fight the anxious jitters that have suddenly plagued me. I feel like all of my nerve endings are trying to react at once and it’s a sensation that greatly resembles gasoline flowing through my veins and someone throwing in a lit match. I can feel it searing through me, threating to engulf me and swallow me whole. Scott is talking but I can’t even begin to focus on what he’s saying. There’s a rushing sound in my ears and heart beat pounds so loudly I feel like my skull is going to crack open.

           “Scott,” I snap, interrupting him and he looks over at me in surprised confusion, “Do I really have to be here right now?”

           “What do you have someplace better to be?” Malia hisses at me, shooting a glare at me that looks like it could shred me into a thousand pieces. “I’m sure you have a long list of guys you need to go seduce and fuck.”

           I fixate on Malia, my hands balling into fists tightly at my sides. “If this is about Stiles,” I say through clenched teeth and she bares her fangs at me.

           “The only reason he’s even paying attention to you is because you used your witchcraft on him, slut.” She snarls and my vision turns red in fury.

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OKAY EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT STYDIA SCENE IS PERFECT, LET ME TELL YOU WHY:

1. the music!!! okay so the music doesn’t sound that deep, but like they have dramatic music and it makes the scene 1000000x better

2. i loved the way that stiles kissed her. it wasn’t on the lips but it makes it better for me???? like he did it with his usual dorky self which made it more natural

3. it looks like they’re not even in a relationship by then so it’s like they’re used to/okay with casual things like that.

4. “I DID IT ANYWAYS” OKAY STILES IS SO CUTE AND THERE ARE NO WORDS

5. lydias face at the end!!! it means so much to me. like at first you don’t notice it but after seeing it again you can tell she’s like “woah i’m catching feelings”


but yeah, in conclusion i’m shook, and i can not wait any longer :)

American Wizarding Schools

Okay I love the new Ilvermorny stuff (Hufflepuff/pukwudgie here, anyone else?) but I agree that there’s something problematic about it. So I’m just gonna talk a little bit about the fact that there’s totally more than one wizarding school in America I mean seriously. We know Salem Institute for Witches is a thing, why is that not mentioned I need information about that plzthx. My hometown is Not Large and we have like. 5 high schools and my school is STILL overcrowded there’s no way one school would cut it. We are not as small as the UK. Also there’s a lot of racial (and sexist) tension in our history, which I’m sure would be reflected in the American wizarding community because MURICA FUCK YEAH right?
So. Some headcanons.

- A southern school that started /at least/ during the Civil war as a wizarding school for the confederacy. Was only for white rich boys, eventually slowly opened up to other races and to females. Still one of the more intolerant schools, because South, but they’re getting there. Probably somewhere in like. Georgia or something.

- An Indian school founded by MACUSA a la Indian schools in the West. Possibly founded as a result of the trail of tears? Somewhere in Oklahoma, probably.

- There was almost certainly an all-black/colored school during Jim Crow south. Because there’s no other way those kids would get an education in the time of “equal but not equal.” I live in the South. I know this for a fact.

- Texas would have its own school probably because it’s Texas. Same for Alaska and Hawaii because no parent is sending their child to Massachusetts to learn magic from there, especially since those were the last two states to even join the union, so they likely had established schooling already.

- A Mexican school in Texas as well, probably, and a major Spanish school in South Florida, like. Miami area.

- There was probably a school set up for Japanese and other Asian students during WWII, if they were even allowed to go to continue to learn magic, God do I hate America sometimes.

I can’t think of anymore off the top of my head but this is what I came up with at 2am on my phone lol.

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Owari no Seraph Chapter 51 TRANSLATED (5/5)

Translations by: @panadabro (TY FOR DEALING WITH ME EVEN THOUGH IT’S LIKE 2 AM HERE HAHAHAHA)
Editing by: @lestkarrkingofeurope​ (I honestly feel like death at this point LOL this week has been really busy for me :V )

(( Okay normally I would have plenty of stuff to say and what my opinion is and blah blah blah and also not to forget SCREAM ABOUT LEST BECAUSE MY SON IS GETTING MORE SCREEN/PAGE TIME AND I’M REALLY HAPPY ABOUT THAT AND I WANT TO SEE HIM IN REAL ACTION AND JUST SHINE AND BE INCREDIBLE BECAUSE HE’S JUST ABSOLUTELY PERFECT I CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF HIM AHHHH…also hi I am very tired lol just–please enjoy the chapter thank you ;; ))

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Why   /part 10/

Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 , 6, 7 , 8 , 9

“What?!”

“Are you kidding me…?”

“Really?”

“Why?”

Their questions came flying at me so fast I couldn’t even tell who was asking them.

“He cheated on you!” Baba pointed out.

“Yes I know…bu-“

“And he got another woman pregnant” Ota also pointed out.

“…yes…I know, b-“

“The woman he’s been secretly with is also far more beautiful than you.” Luke said.

“Okay, I know that’s true, but you didn’t have to say it like tha-wait” I narrowed my eyes at Luke. “How do you know what she looks like?”

“Well I’ve seen her before.” Luke said, shrugging.

“Luke…are you kidding me?!” You knew about this and didn’t tell me?!” I barked.

“I assumed you had already figured it out. My fault for thinking you had more common sense than what you have.” Luke said, mildly surprised. I felt my face get hot and I wanted to yell at him more, but I decided against it. I really don’t need to deal with this right now.

“Wait, so am I the only one who had no clue what was going on?” Mamoru asked, slightly irritated.

“Yup.” Ota chirped.

“Pretty much” Luke said.

“Sorry Mamoru…” I apologized. It’s not like I didn’t want him to know, I didn’t want anyone to know. Mamoru looked grumpy, but he didn’t say anything.

“Well…” Baba said, waiting for us to all look at him. “Are we going to teach Sor a lesson or what?”

“No! We’re not!” I shouted, waving my arms in the air. Mamoru looked at me, then squinted his eyes at my face.

“Hey…what’s that…” he said, pointing to my face.

“What’s what?” I said, feeling subconscious. Mamoru, don’t you know that’s one of the eleven things you should never say to a woman?

“That.” He said, getting closer and poking me in the cheek.

“Ow!” I whimpered, and recoiled in pain. I completely forgot about my injury, and quickly covered my face, eyes wide and trying to think of an excuse.

“Wait, lemme see!” Baba said and removed my hand from my face. His face went from surprised, to sad, to angry. “…is that a bruise?” he asked.

“What? No way!” I said, a little too quickly. “It…it’s…a hickey?”

“No, that’s defiantly a bruise.” Ota said, glaring at it. “And she didn’t have it this morning…which means-”

“Hickey! I-it’s just a Hickey!” I shouted, panicking.  

“Nuh-uh, I know the difference between a hickey and a bruise. And THAT is a bruise.” Ota said. “And since I seriously doubt that you’re clumsy enough to trip and fall on your face since we last saw you, someone, and I think we all know who, must’ve hit you.”

I could see each and every one of their faces contort into anger and they started putting the puzzle pieces together. I guess from how they see it…it makes sense that they’d want to hurt him.

“Well…Ota…jokes on you cuz I DID fall…” I said, trying to maintain Soryu as innocent.

“Even if you did fall, you wouldn’t have gotten a bruise like that.” Luke said. Damn this doctor!

I looked up at the guys, completely out of ideas, and sighed. “…he didn’t mean to…”

“Oh, that’s it. We’re killing him.” Ota said, and started marching into the hotel.

“For the first time, I agree wit the kid.” Mamoru said, looking furious.

“Guys, it wasn’t on purpose!”

“C’mon guys” Mamoru said

“Noo!” Desperate, I clung to the leg of someone I knew had a heart.

“Huh?” Baba said confused as he looked down at me.

“Baba! Please…don’t let them hurt him!” I hugged his leg tighter. “He doesn’t deserve it…it’s not worth it! Baba…please…” I gave him my best puppy eyes and pouted a little. I know it’s kinda unfair of me to single out Baba like this…but I knew this wouldn’t work on Luke or Mamoru. He crouched down and placed his hand on my head. For a second, I thought I had convinced him to reconsider. His face then turned dark and sinister. I let go of his leg. “Um…Baba?”

“Soryu crossed the line. He crossed it when he broke the heart of a beautiful woman and now, he’s just asking for it. Last time we let it go, for your sake. But this time…we won’t allow him to get away with it.” And with that he turned around and walked into the hotel.

I was beyond shocked. I had never seen Baba look or talk like that. He was always fun and sweet. It took me far longer than I’d like to admit to realize that they had all left and were probably already to Soryu. I jumped up quickly and began to sprint inside, when I felt someone grab my arm. Instinct kicked in and I screamed and tried to pull free.

“Hey, whoa! Calm down…” the voice said. I froze. Is that…? I slowly turned around and gasped.

“Eisuke?”

Scratch - Part 10 - (Steve x Reader)

Originally posted by slayveronica

Summary: (Y/N) and Steve have been best friends since New York, so when when they are both going through a dry spell they agree to a friends with benefits relationship.

A/N: Okay so I don’t describe Oliver because I wanted to leave that up to y’all to picture him how you like, but in my mind Oliver is Queenie, aka Stephen Amell, also kinda why I named him Oliver. Did anyone else participate in a day without immigrants? I did, and a lot of my family did too. Only three more parts left!

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9

I was curled up in my bed under the covers with a firm chest pressed against my back. The morning sun was peaking in through the window curtains and the light was directly on my eyes. I groaned in frustration and turned into the chest to hide from the light.

“Morning,” a deep voice said.

I grumbled some more and curled further into the warm body.

“You’re going to have to get up at some point,” Oliver chuckled wrapping his arms around me.

“I don’t want to,” I mumble. “And you can’t make me.”

“I will take that challenge,” Oliver laughs. His hands slowly move down my bare back sending a shiver down my spine.

I close my eyes tighter and try not to think about what he is making me feel. When his hands reach my sides my eyes shoot wide open and my room is filled with Oliver’s laughter and my own as he tickles me awake.

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Phrases Overheard At My Job Sentence Starters

“MEGABOOM is actually how I prefer to be referred to in the gym.”
“It’s what happens when I work late at night. I come up with gems like ‘crotch gal’.”
“Yes, I got more cookies. I’M WEAK, okay?!”
“There’s two girls with free packs Red Bull in the kitchen!”
“I’m trying to tweet, but I also have French fries…”
“Yes. I think of 'thug’ when I think of you.”
“We’ve been wasting the first 5 minutes of this meeting trying to use the subwoofer speaker we found in the conference room.”
“There’s pie in the kitchen, the candy jar’s been refilled, and we found cookies.”
“I’ll take one for the team.”
“Yeah, no, I’m a douchebag I know.”
“Wow, Daddy!”
“I thought it was peanut butter, but it’s not.”
“SOMEONE is trying to sabotage my clean-eating week with FUDGE!”
“Goddamit!”
“He’s growling because he senses evil.”
“I growl at girls, too.”
“Mm…good…bueno…”
“I will do ANYTHING for this deal.”
“She told me I have a 'perfect aura.’”
“What shade of flame orange is it? The blue or the red?”
“So, what did I do to deserve the couch?”
“Crank it up, man, let’s hear it~”
“Aw, I knew you wanted something.”

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Owari no Seraph Chapter 51 TRANSLATED (4/5)

Translations by: @panadabro (TY FOR DEALING WITH ME EVEN THOUGH IT’S LIKE 2 AM HERE HAHAHAHA)
Editing by: @lestkarrkingofeurope​ (I honestly feel like death at this point LOL this week has been really busy for me :V )

(( Okay normally I would have plenty of stuff to say and what my opinion is and blah blah blah and also not to forget SCREAM ABOUT LEST BECAUSE MY SON IS GETTING MORE SCREEN/PAGE TIME AND I’M REALLY HAPPY ABOUT THAT AND I WANT TO SEE HIM IN REAL ACTION AND JUST SHINE AND BE INCREDIBLE BECAUSE HE’S JUST ABSOLUTELY PERFECT I CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF HIM AHHHH…also hi I am very tired lol just–please enjoy the chapter thank you ;; ))

1. One day your soulmate when come into your life, but they will not stay. You will be okay. 
2. You will learn that a lot can happen in the space of a month, of two months. And while so much of your life will feel like a blur, you will never forget the time you two spent together. 
3.You will have more than one soulmate in your lifetime. They will not always be romantic, and they will not always stay. You will have more than one person that you will connect with in a special, unexplainable way. And while your life partner can always be your soulmate, your soulmate will not always be your life partner. 
 4. It will hurt to lose them. It will feel like losing yourself. You will lose yourself. It will be awhile before you stopping feeling so empty.
5.You will learn how to rearrange the pieces that make you up to make yourself feel whole again and you will be okay. I’m okay.
6. I still miss you sometimes, but I’m okay. I hope you’re okay too.
—  It took me 7 months to delete your number and accept that you aren’t coming back, but I promise you I’m okay. (K.A.)