okay i don't even know what this is

  • McGonagall: So. Who broke the tea pot? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
  • Hagrid: I did. I broke it.
  • McGonagall: No. No you didn't. Albus?
  • Dumbledore: Don't look at me. Look at Severus.
  • Snape: What?! I didn't break it.
  • Dumbledore: Oh that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
  • Severus: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
  • Dumbledore: Suspicious.
  • Snape: No it's not!
  • Sprout: If it matters, probably not, but Horace was the last one to use it.
  • Slughorn: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Sprout: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the tea cart earlier?
  • Slughorn: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Pomona!
  • Hagrid: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Minerva.
  • McGonagall: No! Who broke it?!
  • Snape: Minerva...Filius has been awfully quiet.
  • Flitwick: REALLY?!
  • [Everyone starts arguing]
  • McGonagall: [later] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little too chummy around here.
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Okay so I was talking with @picnokinesis about the magic copier and how Ford and Fiddleford were both too big to copy themselves but then I thought about them copying a caricature of one of them and wondering if that’ll work? 

THEN I remembered that episode of Spongebob called Franklendoodle where there was a giant pencil and a doodle Spongebob and this bunch of stupid doodles were born xD Enjoy 

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i’m so glad isak and even have each other when they have to face something this horrible. the way even was holding his face, the way isak couldn’t help but just look into his eyes. the understanding. the way it said i know, okay, i know? i’m right here. the way it managed to appease isak despite how upsetting it was to go through what he had just gone through. they have each other, they have each other and they can just feed off each other’s love, and strength 

Messy study thing with Mobu because I hate studies but I love Mobu…///

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Spencer Reid x Reader (smut)

Requested: Yes. Anon: hey! I really love your blog and I was wondering if you could do a reid x reader where the reader has a wet dream about Spencer and she finally tells him about her dream after he asks her what’s wrong and it ends in smut?? thank you so much

Word Count: 3,589, Warnings: Swearing, NSFW, Oral Sex.

A/N: Oh my God okay so I went a little crazy on this one and it’s a full fledged long fic. I was writing this and I actually needed to take a break my palms were sweating because Reid is so fucking hot. Anyway, I hope you like it! Please let me know if you want a Part 2 ;)

- M xo

(Gif not mine, credit to owner)

Originally posted by hisirishsoufflegirl

Sprawled out on your bed, your naked form was being admired and touched by a handsome man. He glided his fingers up and down the sides of your thighs as he placed sensual kisses on your stomach. “God, you’re so beautiful.”, whispered Spencer. 

Wait what? Spencer? Hold on. Did you just have a wet dream about your nerdy co-worker?

You woke up in your bed covered in sweat as you tried to calm down your flustered state as you panted heavily trying to vaguely recollect the memories of the dream you had just had. It wasn’t a bad dream, in fact, it was amazing. You squeezed your thighs together in hopes of some sort of relief, but all you could do was think about the dream, which made your state even worse.

You sat there in silence as you tried to comprehend what had just happened. You’d been working at the BAU for 4 years now and you had never thought of Spencer that way. Sure he was tall, had gorgeous chiselled cheekbones and never failed to amaze you with his intelligent brain. Oh, God. Here you were thinking inappropriately about your co-worker at 3 in the morning when you had to be in for work at 7. There was no way you were going to act normal in front of him after this strange yet intoxicating image of you and Spencer practically having sex ingrained in your brain. All you could do was try to get back to sleep and hope that the flush would be over in the morning.

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  • Robb: Who broke it?
  • Everyone: ...
  • Robb: I'm not mad, I just want to know.
  • Jon: ...I did it, I broke-
  • Robb: No, no you didn't. Arya?
  • Arya: Don't look at me, look at Bran!
  • Bran: What? I didn't break it.
  • Arya: Huh, that's weird, how did you know it was broken?
  • Bran: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken!
  • Arya: Suspicious.
  • Bran: No it isn't!
  • Rickon: If it matters, probably not, Sansa was the last one to use it...
  • Sansa: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Rickon: Oh? Then what were you doing by the coffee counter earlier?
  • Sansa: I use the little wooden stirs to push back my cuticules! Everyone knows that, Rickon!
  • Jon: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it.
  • Robb: No! Who broke it?
  • Bran: ...Y'know, Theon has been awfully quiet.
  • Theon: Really?!
  • Bran: Yeah, really!
  • Everyone: *Intense arguing*
  • Robb, watching from the back: I broke it. It burnt my hand, so I punched it.

What if Nightmare actually had super strength to some extent since gaining his dark powers and he didn’t even need his tendrils to pick people up?

(… oh my gosh imagine him just breaking stuff all the time by accident like pulling doors out of their frames)

just wanted to say that if our thread is heading towards smut but you don’t feel like or don’t want to roleplay smut, it’s okay. Just tell me and we can fade to black and move on to another scene. Pls don’t feel like you must rp smut with me, what matters to me the most is for my partners to be comfortable with our threads.

THE SIGNS REACTIONS AFTER WATCHING A SAD MOVIE
  • Aries: "I'M NOT CRYING. I JUST HAVE ALLERGIES, LEAVE ME ALONE."
  • Taurus: They didn't pay attention to the movie because POPCORN!
  • Gemini: "The thoughts I have at night were sadder than that movie and yes, I do cry every night before I go to sleep."
  • Cancer: They go to their room and cry a lot. They also probably look at the ratings and cry some more if the ratings were low.
  • Leo: The movie was okay. It reminded me of a time when... *goes on to tell a story about themselves*
  • Virgo: They just stare at the screen in emptiness and despair. They also used up all their tears during the movie.
  • Libra: "Am I feeling something?? What is this feeling?? Is it... SADNESS?? Oh no... Don't cry. You got thi-" *starts to cry*
  • Scorpio: "What was that? You said this movie was supposed to be sad. I didn't even shed a single tear. If this qualifies as a sad movie I don't even want to know what my life qualifies as."
  • Sagittarius: They keep ranting about the movie, and they constantly point out what was wrong with it.
  • Capricorn: "I need to go to my room..." *Screams into their pillow and cries for a good 10 minutes. Eventually walks out of their room like nothing happened*
  • Aquarius: "What? We were watching a movie???"
  • Pisces: "CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED?" *CRIES A LOT* "I'M STILL STUCK ON THAT PART WHEN THE LITTLE BOY SAW HIS MOM THE LAST TIME BEFORE SHE-" *CRIES SOME MORE* "I can't."
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*tries to be cute but ends up looking like this*

  • (Everyone standing around a broken coffee maker)
  • Richie: So, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
  • Bill: I did. I broke it.
  • Richie: No. No you didn't. Mike?
  • Mike: Don't look at me. Look at Eddie.
  • Eddie: What?! I didn't break it.
  • Mike: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
  • Eddie: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
  • Mike: Suspicious.
  • Eddie: No it's not!
  • Stan: If it matters, probably not, but Beverly was the last one to use it.
  • Beverly: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Stan: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Beverly: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Stan!
  • Bill: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Richie.
  • Richie: No. Who broke it!
  • Eddie: Richie...Ben's been awfully quiet.
  • Ben: REALLY?!
  • Richie (by himself): I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Guys.  Halloween on the Tempest.

Sara Ryder: Okay listen up my peeps–

Jaal: My what?

Sara: –I’ve got everybody’s Halloween costumes assigned, let’s go over them now so we can pick them up on the Nexus next chance we get.

Jaal:  Our what?

Sara:  We’re all going as members of Commander Shepard’s crew–

Scott Ryder:  SWEET!  I CALL DIBS ON SHEPARD!

Sara:  NO CHANCE LINTWAD, I’M SHEPARD.

Scott:  What?!  Why?!

Sara:  Pathfinder.  Suck it.  Vetra, you’re Garrus Vakarian.

Vetra:  Why?  Because I’m a turian?

Sara:  Ummm…yes?

Vetra:  That’s racist.

PeeBee:  I REFUSE TO BE LIARA T’SONI.

Sara:  But–

Drack, Lexi:  I call dibs on Liara T’soni.

Lexi:  [Pulls out syringe]  I can think of four good reasons why you’re going to let me have this one, Drack.

Liam:  Does this mean I can be Urdnot Wrex?

Scott:  Aw, man!  I want to be Wrex!  Can’t you go as Jacob Taylor?

Liam:  That’s racist.

Cora:  I thought you wanted to be Shepard?

Scott:  Wrex is next best thing.

Jaal:  What?

Sara:  Oh, Cora!  You’re Miranda Lawson.

Scott:  Oh reaaaaaally.  ;D

Cora:  No.

Scott:  Aw…

Kallo:  Can I go as Engineer Adams?

Sara:  Engineer Adams?  Seriously, Kallo?

Gil:  Yeah, Kallo!  I’m going as Engineer Adams!

Sara: What?

Kallo:  Over.  My.  Dead.  Body.

Gil:  FINE BY ME!

Suvi:  Could I go as Dr. Mordin Solus?

SAM:  I will go as EDI, Pathfinder.

Sara:  Okay, FINE.  Everyone can just go as WHOEVER THEY WANT.  Happy?! 

Jaal:  …Sara?

Sara:  Yes, Jaal.  What.

Jaal:  What’s a Halloween?