okay going to bed now lol

Lol imagine if during their first time, like right before, when they’re still standing up and making out, John is like “do you want to get in the bed now” all heatedly and Sherlock is like “yes please” all breathlessly, but then Sherlock turns around and crawls onto the bed and underneath the covers with the sheets pulled up to his chin, and John just stands there like “uhh um” ‘cause they’re both still totally clothed and he’s thinking like does sherlock just want to like…go to sleep now i’m so confused like he knew I was talking about sex right? and he’s just standing there awkwardly until Sherlock is like “why are you just standing there I’m ready”

NO OKAY SERIOUSLY WHAT IS UP WITH AMERICA

you can be in seattle where is 9am aND IN MIAMI ITS FUCKING 12PM?? it would literally take you 48 HOURS, (THATS TWO FULL DAYS) to travel the 2,735 miles between those two states. an d youRe in the sSAME fUCking coUNtrY what tEh fCUk

BUT LIKE WHAT EVEN ARE STATES?? WHO MADE THEM UP?? 

TEXAS IS LITERALLY BIGGER THAN THE WHOLE OF THE UK

but they’re not even coUntrY tIme zoNEs??? m8 u can be in omaha ne and in columbus ne its fucking 1 hour ahead of you THEY’RE BOTH IN THE SAME STATE???WH AT?/? 

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HAWAII

‘we were unable to calculate the route and time by road’ you know fucking why? bECAUsE tHERE ISNTT A FUCKING ROAD. HAWAII IS LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN WHAT TH E FU CK AMERICA WHAT THE FUKC

Advent Day 4: Teachers!AU

Pairing: JongKey
Rating: G
Length: 600~
Warnings: Again, nothing. Um jokingly threatening students? Sort of, but not really. 

Summary: Their students ship them.

“I’m going to punch every one of my kids from eighth period straight in the face,” Key said as he stormed into the music teacher’s classroom. 

“You know that you sound deranged, right?” Jonghyun asked as he saw the theatre teacher walk in fuming. He didn’t stop grading the original compositions that had been turned in by his last period students, though, unsure of where this was going. “You can’t actually hit kids. They did away with corporeal punishment long before we were even teachers.”

“I know,” Key let out a long sigh. “It doesn’t mean that I can’t fantasize about it though.” 

Jonghyun chuckled, understanding the frustration of his fellow teacher. It was difficult to teach high school, even more so when your subject was an elective. There was always kids who were just looking to get an easy A without really trying at anything. “Wait, eighth period? Aren’t those your theatre company kids?” 

Being company kids, in whichever performing art they were in, meant that the kids were actually interested in the subject as they were a set group of performers who were involved in most productions. They were usually upperclassmen who had been with the teachers for longer than a year. Jonghyun rarely heard Key complain about those kids. Sure they got on his nerves from time to time, as all teenagers did, but never to the point of threats of physical violence. That was usually reserved for freshmen who thought they were cool because they were in high school now.

“Yeah, but those little shits,” Key continued to huff, “they think they know everything about me and that they can just make assumptions about my personal life!” 

That gave Jonghyun pause; he raised his head and saw that not only had Key stormed into his classroom in a snit, but he was also blushing from the tips of his ears down to his neck where his button up shirt began. “What did they say?” 

“They said they shipped us!” Key said, sounding vaguely indignant, but mostly mortified. “I didn’t even know what the hell that meant until Jin took pity on me and explained.”

Jonghyun chuckled loudly and continued grading papers. “I told you to download Urban Dictionary onto your phone. It comes in handy when teaching high schoolers.” 

“Yeah well,” Key sighed loudly again, surely trying to justify himself and why he never listened to Jonghyun. “I thought I was still with it.” 

“No one says ‘with it’ anymore, either,” Jonghyun said shaking his head. 

“Shut up,” Key said, with no heat in his voice. The original surge of anger seemed to have died down as soon as he sat down on the edge of Jonghyun’s desk. “Can you believe those twerps though? They said that because we were the only two openly gay teachers that we should get together.” 

“That’s kind of really close minded,” Jonghyun replied, finally done with the composition that he was grading. 

“I know, right?” Key questioned with raised eyebrows. “Like just because we’re both gay doesn’t mean that we should date.”

Jonghyun cocked his head to the right, scrutinizing his boyfriend. “So…” 

“Well I mean we’re obviously dating, but they don’t know that. And I’m not dating you because of proximity or anything. We’re together because we have compatible personalities and we love each other and all that.” Key explained with an eye roll. 

Jonghyun stood up and stepped between Key’s spread legs. Just as he leaned in for a quick peck, Jonghyun chuckled quietly, “Imagine if they knew their ship was canon.” 

Key’s confused grunt was swallowed by Jonghyun’s kiss, but he knew he’d have to look that one up too.  

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Kids like you and me

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So I haven't left my bed in three days

My mom came in earlier and made me get up to go to the store with her so I took a really long shower and when I was done she was gone. So now I’m back in bed lol. I haven’t eaten since last night. And honestly I just don’t even feel like it.. I really just want to be left alone you know. Idk what’s wrong with me but I don’t want to see anyone or go anywhere or do anything. On the bright side I feel okay about my stomach today :) hahaaa

Okay kids, go eat if you haven't yet

I spent the entire day having forgotten to eat, got a wonderful headache, and then remembered food was a thing. Sigh, I feel better now at least. I should just set a ton of reminders on my phone for this 🤔🤔🤔maybe I can convince my friend to be a reminder?

  • half the drrr!! fans: oh my god izaya's still alive!!!
  • the other half: oh my god izaya's still alive???
“That’s not going to happen because I see two of you right now.” + Mark

“Rise and shine, baby!” Mark shook your shoulders from behind you only to receive a rebellious groan. “Come on, let’s go do something today.”

To stall time, you persuaded him to let you stay in bed longer. “No, Mark. Let’s just sleep in the whole day.” You sounded groggy and extremely unattractive to your ears. You hated your own morning voice at the moment because you weren’t feeling like yourself. Your voice came out scratchy and sore. Not to mention, your eyes could barely open to see your surroundings. There was a pounding in your head that refused you from visually taking in your environment.

You felt Mark plant an affectionate smooch onto the nape of your neck, which caused you to scrunch up a bit. “Mark, stop that.” You delicately giggled at his action. “Go back to sleep.”

“Going back to sleep comes with consequences,” He faintly, yet suggestively muttered. “Are you willing to agree to them?”

“Mark, you’re crazy.” You tried to suppress you laughs as you turned over onto your back, giving him the opportunity to pin you down on the mattress.

He stated his options to you, “Wake up or stay in bed?”

“Mmmm…” You breathed. “Stay in bed, please?”

“Well, then…” He let his lips do the talking as he started off by pampering you with wet kisses down your neck. In oppose to that, his hands worked their way up under your thin negligee.

“No, Mark. We can’t.” You held onto his forearms, not fully stopping his hands from feeling you or pushing his welcoming lips away from your exposed neck.

“Why, baby?”

“That’s not going to happen because I see two of you right now,” You successfully cracked open your eyes to gaze at him. Your head was taking over your mind and you couldn’t really give him your full attention.

Perplexed with your response, his brows lightly drew in with a questioning look, but you cleared it away with the pad of your thumb. “I have a headache. I don’t think I can focus if you get down on me like that,” You chuckled gingerly.

“So you’re sick?”

You shook your head in denial, causing your hair to spread even more across the white pillow beneath your head. “No, not necessarily. I just have a little headache.”

“Even so, how do you manage to look so tempting?” He broke into a soft, loving grin. “God, you make me weak.”

You kissed the pads of your fingertips and dabbed them onto his lips, “I promise you can get your way the second I feel better.”

inbox me an ‘illness starter’ + a got7 member for a short drabble!

Me, an innocent taegi ho: *goes to bed at reasonable time*

Taegi: “LOL LET’S BOTH TWEET YEAH THAT’LL BE GOOD” “YEAH LET’S GIVE EM SOME BEHIND THE SCENES STUFF WE TOOK! I’LL POST A VID, U POST A SELCA, THAT’LL RLLY MAKE EM HAPPY” “K, I’LL BE CHIC ABOUT IT, U BE ADORABLE AS ALWAYS” “DUH. LET’S DO IT.”

Me: *gets woken up by my phone going off*

Me: *sleepily checks her notifs, including twitter*

Me: *sees tweets*

Me, a suddenly wide awake taegi ho: 

i haven’t posted anything all weekend, so here is a small ike

Satellite

Originally posted by chan-lay

Featuring: Yoongi/Suga (BTS)
Genre: Fluff
By: Admin L

I was having too much fun going through my music collection the other day lol. Song in question, if you’re interested.

‘I don’t know,’ he uttered with a smirk as he went back to his laptop. ‘You have weird taste in music.’

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I beg of anyone who is going to the South Park con this month. Please. PLEASE take pictures, record everything that goes down- please for the love of god just make an hour long video of the event because I am so freaking upset right now that I cannot go. I had a chance but now it’s too late and uuugh this is so unfair. But yeah, please share your experience with us.