okay everyone is making me freak out

Okay, get this...

Me and my friend are always making up head-canons, and we thought of this one, so I thought I’d bless all of you with it.

So, Magnus decides to take the entire floor 19 crew(excluding those he is not friends with) down to camp half blood, including Alex. As soon as they get there, everyone is instantly infatuated with Alex, because she appeals to everyone, given her gender fluidity. So, literally EVERYONE ends up with a crush on Alex, but nobody can figure out her gender, and everyone’s freaking the fuck out about it, and people keep going up to her to ask, and one guy goes up to her and says,”Hey, I just wanted to say, you are really cute, but not in a gay way,” and Alex just looks at him and says,”It’s not gay… yet,” BECAUSE SHE’S A GIRL THAT DAY, BUT SHE MIGHT NOT BE SOON. And someone else says,”Are you a boy or a girl,” and Alex goes,”Depends,” and everyone loses their godsdamn minds.

And the entire floor 19 crew is just watching the camp burn and Alex doesn’t even realize what she’s doing. So, needless to say, Magnus gets a bit jealous, but, like Alex, he’s totally oblivious that he’s attracted to Alex and doesn’t know why he’s jealous. So, Mallory, T.J., and Halfborn keep making fun of him for getting jealous and he just brushes it off.

Then, all of them are at the campfire and Magnus is just like,”Fuck it,” and KISSES ALEX RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. And Alex is just like,”Well, what the fuck took you so long?” 

They end up dating, but everyone in chb is pissed because now Alex is taken and she’s made it very clear that she’s not leaving Magnus anytime soon, so even Annabeth refuses to talk to Magnus and he’s just like,”YOU  HAVE A BOYFRIEND,” but Percy is just like,”I’m on her side. Fierro’s hot.”

Okay, I freaking had to share this with someone!!!

This night I had a dream about MCL where the new episode was released and then thing was: everyone wasgoing to the beach and then the illustrations where our Candy and their boyfriend were in a very hot make-out on the sand as a sunshade/ parasol hided them from everyone else….

My mind is going crazy lately! SAVE ME GUYS!!!

TUCKER AND DALE VS. EVIL

“We’ve had a doozy of a day.”
“You thought I looked like some kind of freak?”
“I never thought I’d say this, but I’m glad I’m not hung like a bear.”
“How is he even walking right now?”
“He looks like he’s gonna walk it off, he’s gonna be fine!”
“Uh-oh-oh, it’s the pancakes! You don’t like pancakes, I will get you somethin’ else!”
“We have go to hide all of the sharp objects!”
“Everyone just stop for a second and let’s talk this out, okay?”
“Nobody wants to hurt anyone.”
“You could’ve fooled me!”
“How ‘bout I make some tea and we all sit and talk this out.”
“When you see a college girl prancin’ around in front of you half naked, you do not call out my name!”
“Oh my God, they cut off his bowling fingers!”
“There ain’t nothin’ up there but pain and suffering on a scale you can’t even imagine.”
“Like I said, I remember weird stuff.”
“I thought it might look kinda intimidating. Does it?”
“I’ve never stood so close to pure evil before.”
“It’s time for you to feel my pain!”
“I’m ready, frat bitch!”
“It’s true. You’re half hillbilly.”
“They’re never gonna believe that.”
“She’s just human. Why don’t you go over and talk to her?”
“Talk to her? What… What in the world would I say?”
“Girls can smell fear.”
“You are a good lookin’ man… more or less.”
“You got a damned good heart.”
“I told you, I’m a zero with the ladies… they hate my face!”
“Dreams are not stupid.”
“There is no truth! Everything is a lie!”
“This vacation sucks.”

ENTP's plan to ruin someone's life

ENTP : And so then I’m gonna make everyone see that she’s a psychopathic mentally unstable person
INTJ : Nice
ENTP : Yea
ENTP : I’m starting to think I’m the psychopath
INTJ : Not surprised
ENTP : But hey, don’t tell INTP about this
INTJ : Why, think he’ll freak out?
ENTP : I feel like he would betray me and probably freak out and you know call the authorities and have me arrested
INTJ : Ah, okay

Jack Gilinsky - Prom (part 1)

Okay, so this one was inspired by a GIF I saw earlier, and I decided to make it a little bit longer than one part (I think there will be two parts, I don’t know yet). I hope you guys like it! And here is the GIF:

Prom was coming and every girl was freaking out. A lot of them didn’t have a partner yet, but not me. I had my hot, sexy boyfriend, Tyler, who already asked me out, even though everyone knew that we would go to prom together. We were the popular couple in the school, it was like in a movie, we had everything. But I have to mention, lately Tyler was acting weird sometimes, he was rude to other people and even yelled at me or others sometimes. But I thought he just had bad days, so I didn’t care about it.

One day before prom, me, Tyler and our friends were walking in the hallway, my friend Stephanie was talking about some party she was at last weekend, when a boy with glasses bumped into Tyler by accident.

“Fucking hell, watch where you go, asshole!” Tyler growled at the boy, who looked so scared.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to…” the boy stuttered.

“I don’t care, just fuck off.”

“Tyler, don’t be so rude” I told him. The poor boy apologized, but Tyler was acting like a total jerk.

“Are you taking his side?” he spat angrily.

“I’m just saying that you should cool down a little bit.”

“He run into me, this… nothing run into me” he said looking at the boy disgusted, who didn’t even had the courage to look up at us.

“Don’t talk about him like that. Hey, what’s your name?” I asked smiling at him, while Tyler was cussing quietly.

“J-Jack. Jack Gilinsky” he answered looking at me scared. I gave him another smile.

“Sorry about that, Jack. See you around” I waved as Tyler literally tugged me away from him. “What is your problem?” I asked him when we were far away from Jack.

“Don’t talk to nerds, Y/N.”

“He is not a nerd, he is just a normal guy” I said while walking into our classroom.

“Whatever” he mumbled, but then the teacher came in.

We didn’t talk about it after class and I hoped that Tyler got into a better mood. We walked into the cafeteria laughing and fooling around, when I saw Jack standing not too far from us. I waved at him smiling, at first he thought it wasn’t for him but when he saw that nobody else was around him he smiled too waving back at me. He was kinda cute, looked like a really nice guy.

When Tyler saw who I was smiling at he got furious.

“Are you hitting on my girlfriend?” he shouted to Jack through the cafeteria. Everyone turned to see who Tyler was mad at.

“What are you talking about? I waved at him, and he greeted me back” I said looking at him confused. Poor Jack looked so scared again.

“I’m sick of that kid stalking us” Tyler spat never looking away of Jack.

“He is not stalking us, Tyler, chill the hell down.” Now I was mad, because he was making a big deal out of nothing.

“Are you fucking him or what? Why do you take his side every time?” he yelled even though I was standing next to him. The cafeteria went completely silent, all eyes were on us.

“When did you became a jerk, Tyler?” I asked annoyed of his shit. “You are rude to everyone, you yell at people for no reason, what is wrong with you?”

“If you see me like that, why don’t you break up with me?” he asked raising his eyebrows at me.

“You know what? That is the best idea. We are fucking over, Tyler” I said and then everyone started to whisper to the people next to them, not believing that the most popular couple just broke up right in front of everyone. Tyler looked surprised that I said that but then he grinned at me.

“Oh, yeah? Then who will you go to the prom with?” he asked so full of himself. I started to panic, I didn’t want to be humiliated with all those people around, so I just said the first thing that came to my mind.

“Jack. Jack Gilinsky.”

okay so

let me make it perfectly clear that jaltoid never have a pedophile friend. that friend is doopiedoover, and she drew porn of miku, and upon posting it, everyone called her out for pedophilia. i have no idea why.

and let me explain that miku is a computer program. stop freaking out over porn of a COMPUTER PROGRAM.

and don’t attack jaltoid for the friends they have.

Just a reminder/warning to everyone that withdrawals from cipralex/lexapro/any other brand name of escitalopram are brutal and that you shouldn’t quit cold turkey!!!! I ran out of mine and wasn’t able to get more for a week and I could barely get out of bed and the depression hit me worse than I remember. It’s okay to be on anti anxiety and antidepressant meds, don’t get freaked out and just quit!!! If u think you’re ready to get off them make sure you taper and talk to your doctor about it. Be safe and healthy and happy love u all.

I think a lot of you know what is an appreciation week.  If you don’t, is a week where all the Keenler shippers can freak out, make gifs, edits or even write, about our precious ship together. It’s a moment where we can bound together and actually learn to know each other.

Everyone can contribute in their own way. You can write, reblog or post your own stuff. If you want to repost some stuff, please ask the owner if it’s okay for you to repost it and credit him.

This will take place from April 13 – April 19

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Please spread the word! The more we are the more fun we have!

Okay, so I’ve seen a lot of comments about whether Mitch will be wearing a dress or a suit to Kirstie’s wedding. Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE MITCH, he’s my favorite member of PTX and my everything but this is Kirstie’s big day. I am worried that people are going to be overshadowing Kirstie on the day because they get over excited by what Mitch will be wearing. Please remember, this isn’t some red carpet event where everyone can freak out about Mitch and almost completely ignore Kirstie (Which also happens a lot but that’s a separate issue). What I’m trying to say is whatever Mitch is wearing she will look fabulous but please don’t try and make the day about her!

All I want though is for the pack to be in the middle of like stressed planning or something or a heated situation and Stiles makes yet another Star Wars reference and nobody gets it and he’s about to freak out on everyone again but then Lydia speaks up out of no where and like adds to the reference and laughs and or somehow gets it and he just looks at her like

Side bangs uchiha family!  (●´ω`●)

I was under a lockdown recently so I checked on tumblr and all I saw was people freaking out over their designs and I was just??? They look okay and it’s just hair lol I sketched it on paper and colored in tablet so forgive me

If you ask me I’m just hoping there’s no more uchiha drama lol