okay even if you dont like him this was funny

part 7 - love bunnies (a dream daddy fic)

7:40 p.m. it’s the night before the neighborhood party. joseph and i spent our free time during the past week spreading word of the event and advertising it in the local shops. yesterday i stopped by mary’s new apartment to check it out and help her with the decorations. she seemed to be doing just fine—spectacular, in fact. she made an extra amount just in case! i guess she really can be trusted to handle a large task.

I decide to spend time outside for once, since the weather is so suitable for such an endeavor. I bring a cup of hot tea and a word jumble packet out onto my front porch and sit down. The cool autumn air chills my skin, yet comforts me at the same time. I set my things down and run back inside to quickly grab a light sweater. I start unscrambling.

As I get caught on this one particularly difficult jumble, “randeetmne”, I hear my phone wildly buzzing from inside. I feel stumped, so I decide to give it a break and investigate the ruckus. Text messages jump onto my phone screen with rapid succession.

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I’m gonna punch someone. How stupid and rude can you be to a person you don’t even know? Yeah, sure, BamBam is a funny kid who likes memes and is up to date to Internet trends but seriously? I don’t even wanna read any comments left on that photo. You people really need to take a look at your life and reevaluate it if you think it’s okay to go throwing your kinky fantasies to an idol who’s just enjoying his holidays with people whom he loves and love him! Can’t you see how wrong it is, that even BamBam, one of the most funny and open-minded idols out there has to speak up bc people keep making him uncomfortable? Ugh, I’m so mad.

Epilogue in Manila

you guys, i met BTS for real. They were all beautiful.

Taehyung looks like a porcelain doll. He’s unreal. We had a one second eye contact (i died, it was more than enough for me) I literally thought i wouldnt get to see him upclose because he kept going to the other side of the stage. HIS VISUAL WAS UNREAL. my world stopped when he approached our side. Everything was on slow motion.

Jeongguk looked like a baby with a really muscly body. He is the cutest smol squishy sexy baby faced. His voice is like honey, i was on cloud nine. His english was so cute.

Jimin ohmyg don’t let me get started on PARK FRIGGIN jimin. I’m a taehyung biased okay. Tae is my boo bae but jeesuz holy i cannot stop looking at park jimin. He was glowing!!!! even if the spotlight wasnt at him (he doesnt need it, he has his own built in spotlight) I swear to god his stage presence and stare is everything. U BIAS wrecker you!!! (i still love u tae)

Yoongi was cheeky and was so good at live rapping. HE WAS MADE TO DO THIS. you see i was seated at the top most part. I saw him approach our side and his presence was so magnetic i literally ran down as fast as lighting so that i can see him upclose. I have never run as fast as i did that day. YOONGi U DA MAN. MY MAN.

Hoseok was literally the life of the party, what he was on the videos he is 10x more. We did a word formation project and he was the first one who saw it and figured it out. He is hands down the best dancer like wow!!!

Namjoon went to our side one time and did his dimply smile and his wiggly eyebrows and literally everyone on our section went “aww” this man is gorgeous. He was sick tho, but to see him try hard is more than enough. I love you joon-ah.

Seokjin, okay first and foremost JIN knows how handsome he is. You can literally feel from his oh so confident aura that he knows, and god he did this point thingy with his fingers and raised his eyebrows (charmingly) and we all giggled. JEESUz yes i dont even know, it was so funny and cute and rude and ughh.

can we talk about how shitty aoba’s parents are?

like okay seriously

pick up some kid off a random beach- you’ve never seen him before in your life but you’re both like ‘yah i mean totally we should be his parents its not like we have to sign some papers or anything pfft adoption agency? stable income? fuck that shit we’re adventurous! We live in the moment!’ then you bring this random 4 year old to your mom’s house all like 'HEY SO FUNNY STORY’ and she’s just seething all 'WHERE WHAT WHY I DONT EVEN’

Yeah eventually you get into a routine where the kid is being fed and played with and taken care of and you’re all kind of like one big happy family AND THEN ONE DAY OUT OF NOWHERE NOT EVEN A YEAR LATER one of you goes “you know what? being a parent is hard and kinda sucks. Lets just leave.” Of course, the grandmother’s like “YOU CAN’T JUST LEAVE YOU HAVE A BABY OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU” but then a little voice pops up from little aoba, all teary-eyed just like “no no it would be selfish of me to want them to stay and take care of me and actually be my parents” and you’re like “GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND SON WE’RE GOING NOW BUT WE MIGHT BE BACK. MAYBE. EHH. PROBABLY NOT.” Meanwhile this little 5-year-old can feel his self-esteem and daddy issues developing rapidly.

LO AND BEHOLD 20 YEARS LATER HE’S GETTING INVOLVED IN GANGS AND SUCKING EVERY DICK HE CAN GET HIS HANDS ON LIKE HELLO PARENTS YOU DONE FUCKED UP YEAH THANKS FOR THAT CRYPTIC POSTCARD WITH A BUTTERFLY ON IT AND NO MESSAGE LIKE FUCK YOU IMMA GO GET DRILLED UP THE BUTT BY A ROBOT BYE

Okay but if you want great Dangan Ronpa quotes look to Yamada

Im seeing a lack of Yamada screen caps in all of the funny dr screen cap but you dont understand

he has

the best

Lines

In the game

Like i couldn’t even find my fave quote of his and it’s along the lines of

“Why Master Makoto Naegi if you are feeling down I have some smut- er i mean stuff that could cheer you up!”

Just all of his dialog i swear 

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7/30 favorite angel (apart from castiel)

Gotta be Balthazar (yeah i know, there’s gabriel and lucifer but…). Okay so, he’s all cocky and sassy and has this “i dont give a flying fuck about you” but he actually cares. He also proved how human and angel can be, drinking, having sex, living life, making his own choices. Even though he was rude sometimes, he was there for cas (and even for the boys). Yes, he “betrayed” cas, but he was only worried about him and he knew Cas needed to be saved  from himself.

So yeah, i kinda need him back like N O W.

-plus, he was a destiel shipper-

  • Maya: haha pft what no of course I don't like Lucas haha you're funny I don't even care about him
  • Lucas: okay I'm gonna go ride the bull now!
  • Maya: WHAT NO
  • Maya: GOD YOU IDIOT
  • Maya: DONT YOU DARE I WILL KILL YOU
  • Maya: OH THATS RIGHT YOULL ALREADY BE DEAD
  • Lucas: ...
  • Riley: ...
  • Farkle: ...
  • Zay: ...
  • Pappy Joe: ...
  • Maya: but I totally don't care about him
Reasons why you should stop shit on Magnus for what he did in CoA & CoG

Can’t believe i’m sitting here writing about this again …

Okay, so most people I saw complain about Magnus in CoA & CoG for 2 reasons:
1. He (& Jace) outed Alec againts his will
2. He cut all connection with Alec without properly telling him to pressure Alec to come out!

Here is the reasons why you should rethink about it:

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( putdownthatrevolutionary and I were inspired by this post about classroom anarchy)

‘I AM UNSTOPPABLE’ ’m. enjolras get off the table’ 'HIGHT = FREEDOM I WILL NOT BE SILENCED' 

'WE SHALL, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED’ 'for god’s sake m. Courfeyrac do not encourage him’

'THEY SHALL NOT BE MOVED’ ’M. COMBEFERRE I WAS COUNTING ON YOU TO BE THE SMART ONE!’

'WHAT IS SO FUNNY M. FEUILLY? NO, GET DOWN FROM THERE M. BOSSUET’

’M. Bahorel stop drumming with the pencils, you’ll break them’ ’M. ENJOLRAS GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW’

'hey security enjolras is attempting to climb the school flagpole idk i think hes posessed? need help.’

’M. ENJOLRAS CONTROL YOUR REVOLUTIONARIES’ ’M. COMBEFERRE CONTROL M. ENJOLRAS.’ ’M. BAHOREL THIS IS NOT DIE HARD PUT YOUR SHOES BACK ON’ ’M. ENJOLRAS YOU HAVE CAUSED ENOUGH TROUBLE IT IS NOT IMPORTANT THAT M. GRANTAIRE PUT THE BOTTLE DOWN’

'PUT ME DOWN M. BAHOREL’ ’M. Feuilly get off the pole.’

’m. grantaire you are ALL getting detention for this you don’t need to volunteer.’ ’M. bousset you are not dying don’t listen to m. Joly you’re just slightly bruised’ … 'yes hello security? yeah i think we should just barricade them in the classroom.’ ’M. ENJOLRAS I AM NOT THE BOURGEOISIE CAPITALIST ELLITE I AM YOUR TEACHER m. grantaire put m. marius down right now you little shit’

’m. Marius stop squealing, you’re not even that high up!’ 'for gods sake eponine give m. montparnasse his hat back, I don’t care who it looks better on!’ 'NOT AGAIN M. BOSSUET’

'HOW DID YOU EVEN GET HERE GAVROCHE?’ ’M. GRANTAIRE WHERE DID YOU GET THAT WINE, STOP TRYING TO GIVE IT TO PONTMERCY’ 'WHY IS THERE STILL NO BACKUP?!’

'Cosette thank fuck you’re here you sweet summer child - oh no. OH NO COSETTE WHAT WOULD YOUR FATHER SAY I AM IN SHOCK' 

’M. FUILLY WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO REPAIR THE AIRCON UNIT?’ ’m. corfeyrac that lampshade will not support your weight’ ’M. BAHOREL YOU ARE NOT BATMAN EITHER GET DOWN AT ONCE’ 'YOU ARE NOT THE NIGHT YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE’ ’M. GRANTAIRE JUST STOP. STOP EVERYTHING.’ CORFEYRAC YOU ARE NOT THE DANCING QUEEN, YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN.’

’M. COURFEYRAC GET OFF M. COMBEFERRE’S BACK SOMEBODY’S GOING TO GET HURT’ 'Cosette I am disappo- WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FLAG?’ 'EPONINE I SAID GIVE MONPARNASSE HIS HAT BACK’ 'WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?’

'Bahorel where did you even get a broom? I don’t care if your Defying bloody Gravity, SIT DOWN’ 'PROUVAIRE PUT THE CACTUS DOWN’

'SERIOUSLY WHY HAS NOBODY COME TO HELP?’ 'I TOLD YOU THAT WOULD HAPPEN COURFEYRAC, COMBEFERRE STOP GIVING PEOPLE PIGGYBACKS!’ 'Enjolras what is that on your head. What are you doi- NOT MY LAPTOP!’

'BOUSSET NO’ 'COMBEFERRE IF YOU AREN’T ALLOWED TO GIVE ONE PERSON A PIGGYBACK WHAT MAKES YOU THINK IT WILL WORK ANY BETTER WITH TWO PEOPLE’ 'my poor poor laptop.’

'BAHOREL YOUR VOICE DOESNT GO THAT HIGH, STOP TRYING TO SING WITH COSETTE’ 'COSETTE WHAT ARE YOU EVEN- NO STOP NO’ 'I quit.’

now i can see why this class has gone through 5 teachers in this term alone’

'never agai- EPONINE PUT MONTPARNASSE DOWN’

'AND ENJOLRAS YOU HAVE TO PUT DOWN GRANTAIRE HE IS NOT A NONBELIEVER. NO I DON’T CARE THAT HE LIKES IT.’

'I am very much okay with this.’ 'SHUT UP GRANTAIRE STOP ENCOURAGING HIM’ 'I DONT CARE WHAT JOLY DID TO THE MOTH COMBEFERRE’

'I CAN’T IM DONE’ *parkours out*