Canada ended up taking nearly all of the kitchen knives despite Russia and England reminding him that weapons wouldn’t do them any good. “I would take America’s guns, if he had them here,” he complained, looping a bright blue ceramic knife and its cover onto his belt. When England looked like he was going to complain to him again, Canada turned around, brow furrowed in anger. “Until you can prove whatever this is doesn’t bleed, I’m taking a weapon.”
“It is not bad to be prepared,” Russia said as England sighed, handing over Ziploc bags full of salt to each of them.
“This will do more damage,” England said, eyes darting around the kitchen, looking for more things to arm themselves. “If you have silver, that’d be best to wear.”
“I don’t know about silver, but I know there’s iron around here,” Canada muttered and pulled out a cast iron pan from a lower cabinet. He fished around a cutlery drawer and pulled out a spoon and pie server. “These are silver, at least.”
“Great,” England said eyeing the items. “You can make it a great omelet,”
And the Rhodia have a particularly cruel punishment. They release a creature into your skull called an arn. Something about the size of two of your weirdly large human thumbs placed together. Now imagine it with teeth and claws, digging into your brain, each claw tipped with poison. Oh, and that’s the nice bit. It telepathically links you to a particular Rhodia, and you become their slave. It is slavery.If I use a weapon other than my own hands, the arn kills me. Yet, if I fail to protect you, I am also killed. If I try to remove the arn, dead again. Slavery.
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