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Whenever someone says “That’s so autistic” in a negative way, offhandedly say: “I’m autistic and even I’M not that stupid” and watch the neurotypical slowly die on the inside.

[RusAme] Unknown Spirit- Part 4

Originally posted by dinsintegration

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Canada ended up taking nearly all of the kitchen knives despite Russia and England reminding him that weapons wouldn’t do them any good. “I would take America’s guns, if he had them here,” he complained, looping a bright blue ceramic knife and its cover onto his belt. When England looked like he was going to complain to him again, Canada turned around, brow furrowed in anger. “Until you can prove whatever this is doesn’t bleed, I’m taking a weapon.”

“It is not bad to be prepared,” Russia said as England sighed, handing over Ziploc bags full of salt to each of them.

“This will do more damage,” England said, eyes darting around the kitchen, looking for more things to arm themselves. “If you have silver, that’d be best to wear.”

“I don’t know about silver, but I know there’s iron around here,” Canada muttered and pulled out a cast iron pan from a lower cabinet. He fished around a cutlery drawer and pulled out a spoon and pie server. “These are silver, at least.”

“Great,” England said eyeing the items. “You can make it a great omelet,”

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And the Rhodia have a particularly cruel punishment.  They release a creature into your skull called an arn.  Something about the size of two of your weirdly large human thumbs placed together.  Now imagine it with teeth and claws, digging into your brain, each claw tipped with poison.  Oh, and that’s the nice bit.  It telepathically links you to a particular Rhodia, and you become their slave.  It is slavery.  If I use a weapon other than my own hands, the arn kills me. Yet, if I fail to protect you, I am also killed.  If I try to remove the arn, dead again. Slavery.

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Hello Beautiful Tumblr People. 
Today I write to you with this application I have created. It is a girlfriend application for my best friend laferrys-hollstein . It comes to my attention that I am over protective and very picky at who they end up with. No, I am not interested in them. They are like my sister and dating a sister is gross… Not judging anyone. Anywhooo, All serious applicants can message me an email and I will email you the actual form. They are the most amazing person I know and deserve the absolute best. Like Thor’s Hammer not many are worthy. haha Also, this is pretty much just a joke please don’t be mad at me for this hun! haha I just thought It would be funny. Anyway.. Please feel free to use this application if you like. Haha and I mean if you want to message me for an actual  app please do!! 

Sincerely,

Catmillaandtheyellowpillow


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