okay can this please get notes

School-Related Sentence Starters

Everyday

  • “Did we have homework?”
  • “Please be my lab partner.”
  • “Can I borrow a pencil?”
  • “I really don’t want to talk in front of the whole class…”
  • “Can I copy off of you real quick?”
  • “Do you think the teacher is hot?”
  • “It’s not cheating. It’s just teamwork.”
  • “Do you think the new kid is hot?”
  • “Pretty sure the teacher is out to get me…”
  • “You are…so dumb…”
  • “Was Shakespeare gay?”
  • “Please tell me you didn’t start the project either.”
  • “If I do it at the last minute, then I’ll have a minute.”
  • “Can I borrow your notes?”
  • “This class is so boring…”
  • “Am I in the right classroom?”
  • “Someone drew a dick in my textbook.”
  • “Do you know where the nurse’s office is?”
  • “Someone put a picture of Shrek in my locker.”
  • “I can’t wait to graduate…”
  • “Meet me in the bathroom/gym/locker room later. I need to tell you something.”

Exams

  • “I forgot about the midterm.”
  • “I’m gonna FAIL.”
  • “Shut up! You always say you’re going to fail, and then you get an A.”
  • “Please help me study.”
  • “If I don’t pass, my parents are going to KILL me.”
  • “Do you ever think about how studying is just ‘student’ and ‘dying’ put together?”
  • “I live at the library now.”
  • “Do you need help with the chapter?”
  • “I don’t even know what I don’t know.”
  • “I’m afraid that they’ll revoke my scholarship.”
  • “I HAVE to be at the top of the class.”
  • “Do you even know how to read?”
  • “I don’t even get the Sparknotes…”
  • “Maybe I’ll be okay if I pick A for every answer…I have to get an A, right?”
  • “I don’t need to go to college anyway.”
  • “Sleep is for the weak.”
  • “I just did 200 practice problems. I forgot my own name.”
  • “I remember that shrimp can see more colors than we can, but I don’t remember the vocabulary words for the test.”
  • “Your notes are just doodles.”

Lunchtime

  • “What’s for lunch?”
  • “Please trade lunches with me.”
  • “I dare you to fling your peas at the principal.”
  • “There’s NO way I’m eating that.”
  • “All I have are skittles and an old Oreo.”
  • “I would kill for a taco right now.”
  • “Lunch is the only class I can do well in.”
  • “There’s pizza today.”
  • “Is that a bug in your sandwich?”
  • “Ugh, this is expired.”
  • “Is this seat taken?”
  • “I can’t eat that, I’m on a diet.”
  • “Did you make this?”
  • “If you give me a dollar, I’ll love you forever.”
  • “I made brownies.”
  • “Let’s eat outside today.”
  • “Do you think we could get pizza delivered to the school?”
  • “You’re in my seat.”
  • “These freshmen think that they can just take our table…”

Gym

  • “I can’t run for my life.”
  • “Don’t throw the ball at me!!”
  • “Why do you look so red?”
  • “I’m DYING.”
  • “It’s just sports! What could go wrong?”
  • “I can’t run anymore.”
  • “Your team is going DOWN.”
  • “Are you okay?!”
  • “You really suck at this, don’t you?”
  • “Think fast!”
  • “Is that the best you can do?”
  • “I dare you to race me.”
  • “I think the gym teacher is a supersoldier.”

Uniforms / Clothes

  • “I HATE these pants/skirts.”
  • “Do you think anyone would notice if I wore pajamas?”
  • “I haven’t washed my gym clothes in a week…”
  • “I should be allowed to wear whatever I want.”
  • “Can you believe they called my outfit ‘inappropriate’?!”
  • “I’m so sick of seeing (school color).”
  • “I wear this uniform in my dreams. I mean, in my nightmares.”
  • “Those are the most hideous shoes I’ve ever seen.”
  • “Do you think her/his girl/boyfriend got her that?”
  • “Did your boy/girlfriend really buy you that?”
  • “Class rings are overrated.”
  • “We should totally get matching hoodies.”
  • “What show/movie is your shirt from?”
  • “I can see your underwear.”

Detention

  • “Wanna skip?”
  • “I can’t believe I’m in here.”
  • “Welcome, prince(ss)! Is this your first time?”
  • “That teacher DESERVED to be cursed out, okay?”
  • “I didn’t even do anything wrong…”
  • “Fuck the police.”
  • “They put me in here just for being late…”
  • “Did you actually bash the principal’s car?”
  • “A little thing like you managed to beat the crap out of someone?”
  • “You look like you don’t belong in here.”
  • “This is prison.”
  • “I tried to stab a kid with a pencil.”
  • “They think I’ll learn my lesson in here? I’m going to do it again.”
  • “All I did was a little graffiti.”
  • “I’m taking a nap.”

Part 6 of my Studyblr University Orientation Week

I see a lot of people on studyblr talking about dealing with stress and anxiety over grades and perfectionism, but not a lot of discussion of being mentally ill and in university/college. So if you’re looking for stress reduction stuff, this post is not for you. This is for my mentally ill peeps. 

I just want to preface this with a little disclaimer. This is based on my own experience. I have depression, anxiety, ADD and OCD. I don’t know everything. I still have a lot of trouble coping, particularly with the last two as they were only recently diagnosed. This is just meant to be a few useful tips that might help a little bit. 

  • Go see a therapist. Even if you think you’re doing okay, it’s still good to have that support system there if you need it. Your therapist can also give you coping mechanisms that are tailored to your specific needs. They may also suggest you go on medication or refer you to a doctor who can prescribe it. 

  • If you are taking medication, set a reminder on your phone so that you take it at the same time every day. 

  • Set about sixteen alarms in the morning, starting half an hour before you want to wake up and spread about five to ten minutes apart. If you’re anything like me and have a lot of trouble getting to sleep, you probably have a lot of trouble getting up in the morning. This technique is a lifesaver. Also change up the alarm ~once a month. I find that my body gets used to it after a while and I just sleep right through it. 

  • Register with your school’s disability services. Yes, your mental illness is a disability. They’ll be able to help with accommodations (this could be anything from extra time on exams to extensions on your assignments). 

  • If you think that you might be handing in a paper late because depression is kicking your ass, message your professor at least a week in advance. If you tell them two days before, they’re not going to care. And if you end up not needing the extension, that’s okay. It’s better for it to be there if you need it. 

  • Headphones. Everywhere. People are stupid and loud and it’s overwhelming as fuck. Wear them right up until the prof starts lecturing. Do NOT wear them during the lecture though, your prof will hate you - though you may be able to discuss it with your prof the first week. idk, maybe you have cool profs who get it. 

  • Make a friend in your class that you can get notes from in case you can’t get out of bed. I mean this is good for anyone in case of illness in general, but yeah. Depression. Woohoo. 

  • It’s okay if you need to take a lighter course load because of your mental health. Loads of people do it. 

  • Related: It’s okay if you take 5+ years to complete your degree. You’ll get there. 

  • AD(H)D friends who stim: That’s super great and you totally should. But please do not leg bounce when you’re at a desk that has all the chairs connected to it. You will shake everybody’s seat and distract them. I get the urge to leg bounce (fuck, I’m leg bouncing rn) but please try a different stim if you could. Or bounce gently. Just no earthquakes (no joke, I literally thought it was an earthquake once and was super confused why no one else was panicking. i learned nothing that day, I was so distracted). 

  • Fidget toys are the best things ever and you can use them in lecture (provided they don’t make too much noise because your prof might yell at you for that). 

  • Bathrooms are your new best friend for panic attacks. Hide in a stall and take a few deep breaths to calm down. There’s a lot less noise there and you’re less likely to be disturbed than if you go to a stairwell. 

  • Breathe in for 5, hold for 5, out for 7. 

  • 5-4-3-2-1: Find five things in the room that are blue. Four things that are yellow. Three that are pink. Two that are purple. One that is green. You can substitute this with any colours you like. You can also do ones like “think of five things that start with f (and so on)” or “five tv shows that you like, four books, etc.” if you’re somewhere without a lot of colours (or in your handy bathroom stall). Repeat with new criteria or new answers until calm. 

  • If you’ve been crying and don’t want people to know: grab some paper towels, run some cold water on them. Wipe your eyes with them. Pat your cheeks with them. It makes less of a mess than splashing your face will and I find that it helps me a lot more. 

  • Schedule the shit out of your life. You won’t forget important meetings or things like eating dinner (whoops). 

  • Make sure that you give yourself plenty of breaks during the day. Gotta conserve that energy, yo. 

  • Find out when the library’s quietest and grab your books then. Same deal with the bookstore at the beginning of the year and buying your books. Please, the bookstore is scary when it’s busy. Save yourself. 

  • Frozen dinners are cheap, easy to make, and require next to no energy. Same with cereal, ramen, and most pasta. And egg sandwiches (two eggs, hot sauce, and mayonnaise. Best thing ever.). 

  • Great questions to ask the people who sit next to you in class: What’s your name (preface this with “Hi, I’m *blank*”)? What are you studying? Where are you from? How are you liking the class? 

  • If you’re having trouble getting started, try for ten minutes. You may find that it’s easy to keep going after that. Or maybe you’ll need to stop but at least you’ll have gotten ten minutes of work in. 

  • You’re doing great. This is a really hard thing that you’re doing right now, but you’ve got it. 
How to Zookeep: Job Interview Basics

So I was tagged by @why-animals-do-the-thing in a post about what not to say in a job interview. It’s a bit overdue, but I figured this was a good opportunity to continue some of “How to Zookeep” and give y’all some insight on interviews. I’ve actually conducted quite a lot of interviews for an entry-level position. Here are just a few Do’s and Don’ts…

Originally posted by principessadesu

General Maybe Do’s:

  • Wear an outfit that looks pretty nice, but don’t go too formal. You should be able to get muddy or hop a fence - just in case. Most of the time you’ll know if it’s a true working interview, but some interviews will involve a tour, meeting an animal, or other situations where you might get messy.
  • Show that you’ve researched the facility and the position. This is especially true for phone interviews or if you’re not from the area. If you’ve ever visited the facility, mention that. Mention specific parts of the job description and why you’re interested or why you would excel at it. I know I always make a good note if candidates reference something on our website or from the job description because it lets me know they’ve done their homework. (One time a candidate quoted something verbatim and it was a little jarring only because I wrote that part of the website and it was strange to hear someone quote me).
  • If at all possible, have specific examples from your past experiences that you can talk about. These could be examples of training, working well with others, strengths & weaknesses, general animal care, etc. Try to be able to tell a story about when you worked around a training difficulty or resolved an issue with a coworker. And yes, have a real answer for “strengths and weaknesses”.
  • Try to use the most ‘updated’ zoo language you can. Zoo terminology changes so fast it’s hard to keep up. Try to use some of the research (website and job description) to see what kind of language this particular facility uses and attempt to mirror it. Examples are “in human care” instead of captivity or “habitat / enclosure” instead of cage/exhibit. It’s just a bonus way to make a good impression.

Originally posted by a-night-in-wonderland

General Maybe Don’ts:

  • Don’t get political. This is what @why-animals-do-the-thing was asked about - mentioning animal rights activist groups in the interview. Unless you are completely sure that it is specifically relevant to the position try not to get into any heavy areas of debate, any controversial news stories (think Harambe), or politically charged organizations like PETA, HSUS, etc. And even though you might think that everyone in the zoo world agrees that US politics are terrible for zoos/the environment or something along those lines, a job interview is not the time to mention it.
  • Don’t ask for tips about a specific facility on a public forum. It’s important to do research, but this one crosses a bit of a professional line. I would advise against going on any public forum (like the facebook groups You Know You’re a Zookeeper When and Zookreepers) and asking for interview advice about a certain facility. Most people won’t want to comment publicly about their facility as it can be seen as unprofessional and a lot of their coworkers will see it. Most of the time the research you need can be done on the website and with some googling, but if you feel you just need to talk to someone who works there, try flexing your networking muscle a bit.
  • Don’t say you love animals. This sounds contradictory but hear me out here - this job is about much more than loving animals. A lot of interviewers are used to hearing this answer or seeing it in cover letters of people who think that liking animals is all you have to do for a job. Yes, you love animals, we know that. But what do you love about working with them? Do you like enrichment, exhibit design, training? What do you love about the career of zookeeper / aquarist / etc? It’s important to go beyond the surface of just wanting to be around animals and go into the details of how you will improve their lives when you literally have their lives in your hands. I’ve heard from a lot of interviewers that they’re tired of hearing about ‘passion’, they want to hear about action. They want to hear about cleaning, hard work, the real nitty-gritty of the job. This don’t also leads to a general tip (what if you don’t have examples of what you like yet?)

General Tips

Here’s a common problem: you’re applying for your first entry-level position and you don’t have any animal experience yet. What do you talk about? Here’s some ideas:

  • Academic research or fieldwork - did you go on birding trips? Did you do mist-netting? Have you worked in a lab that uses live animals? Those things can be beginner animal experience.
  • Volunteering - zoos, vet clinics, etc.
  • Formal domestic animal experience - even if it’s not with exotic animals, the basics of caring for small domestics (cats, dogs, rodents, fish, etc.) in a formal setting (vet, pet store, rescue) has some aspects that apply in zoos, such as restraint and medical care.
  • Personal pets (very carefully) - It’s not that personal pet experience isn’t helpful when you’re just starting out, but sometimes newer keepers come in with an idea that their pet experience is on the same level as caring for animals in a formal career setting. It is not. Caring for your own animal in your own home is VERY different from caring for it in a zoo, aquarium, vet’s office, etc. In a formal setting, there are legal guidelines to follow, teams of people to communicate with about animal care, and lots of formality/red tape that doesn’t exist in a home setting. Pets can be useful as examples in interviews if it is relevant (medicating, enrichment, restraint) but they are almost never seen as an actual qualification. Side note, please don’t list personal pet care on a resume. 

Overall in an interview, you want to try to be as collected and confident as possible. BUT if you get nervous and you’re really struggling, just tell us! It’s better to just laugh a bit and say sorry, I’m nervous, than to completely freeze up. I have done plenty of interviews where the person is nervous and that’s okay. I’ve hired people who were nervous or misspoke in their interview.

If you have any other questions, feel free to drop me a line. I’ve interviewed and hired people for just three years now, so I may not be particularly seasoned, but I can lend a little of my expertise.

The cult ending isn’t canon. It was something that had to be datamined, which means it was either content that was decided against being put in the game (thus, not canon, because they changed their minds), or it’s something for future DLC (Halloween, anyone?), which could also very well mean it isn’t canon if it is just a spooky story type DLC.

The good ending for Joseph is glitched because of one of Mary’s final interactions. You’re supposed to walk her home and talk with her. Their marriage is failing, and she’s already been cheating on him. Even if she didn’t sleep with the men she flirted with, it’s still cheating. It’s not okay. Things are all going wrong. Their marriage can’t work because neither of them are happy. They need a good ending.

On that note…Please, can we have some wholesome Joseph stuff? I wanted to play a lighthearted gay dating sim (as a gay man, it’s really fucking upsetting that I can’t even have that) and all I’m getting is hate towards this character, hate against the people who romance this character, and creepy cult shit. I just want to look at my cute boy in the way the game intended. Something light hearted, sweet, sometimes sexy. I want wholesome Joseph stuff. Can we please pull away from this toxicity?

It’s not canon, the game is glitched, we need more information before we can officially shit on this character and the people trying to date him. Can you just give a gay boi his gay boi?

My Protector, p2

Originally posted by roadtoriverdale


Paring: female reader x Sweet Pea

Word count: 1496

Warnings: Cursing, slight stalking?

Season: 2

Request: none, just getting started :)

Short Note: you are Archie’s twin sister but went with your mom when they divorced, but when you came back after your dad got shot, you chose to stay with him and your Brother.

The Tall boy, Sweet Pea I now know, then speaks with a smile.

“(Y/N), you are now an honorary member of the Southside Serpents. Welcome.”

“Wait, what does that mean?” I speak up.

Toni puts the last bandage on my elbow and smiles at me, “This means that the serpents will have your back, no one will be able to get to you without going through us first. You’re basically part of us now, without having to go through all the formalities.”

Nodding my head I try to let this sink in. The Hood is after me for unknown reasons, Archie is basically starting a gang, and oh yeah, I kinda just joined one myself.

“Okay.” I finally find words and start to talk again. “So, if i’m not safe at home, where am I supposed to stay? And the schools not safe, so I can’t go there either. What am I supposed to tell my dad? Archie? I’m kinda freaking out here.” I burrow my head in my hands and take a few deep breaths.

“We will park a car by your house with serpent surveillance 24/7 and will try to have someone to walk you to and from school everyday so you’ll never be alone. As for your dad and brother, just don’t tell them anything. Make them think that everything is normal, that you don’t know anything.” Sweet Pea takes a seat beside me and lays a hand on my back to comfort me.

“Okay, I think I’m gonna go home and change, i’ll just stay home then and say I got sick or something, idk. This is just a lot to take in right now.”

As I stand and start walking a hand grabs my arm, but a lot gentler than before. Turning, I see that it was Sweet Pea.

“Um, did you just hear my speech on always having someone with you? You’re not going anywhere alone, I’ll come with you.” He shifts from foot to foot and I feel butterflies erupt in my stomach. Before I had a chance to respond, Jughead and Toni come over.

“Yeah. we’ll all go, you really shouldn’t be alone right now. Jug, want to ride my bike with me?” Toni asks, Jughead nodded and together they walk ahead of Sweet Pea and I. Before we reached the doors he turned to me. “So I guess that means your with me, have you ever ridden on a motorcycle?” He smirks at my horrified expression. “I’ll take that look as a no, come on, it’ll be fun.” With a smile he placed a hand on my lower back and guided me forward.

The effect that that one small gesture had on me was almost overwhelming. My breath caught in my throat and I swear I was flying for a split second. I had known this guy for less than 30 minutes and I was already falling for him, hard.

He removed his hand when we got to his bike and he handed me a helmet. I shakily placed it on my head and got on the bike behind him. Not sure what exactly to do with my hands he grabbed them and put them around his middle. “Hold on tight, and relax, I just promised to protect you, you don’t have anything to worry about.” Thankful that he couldn’t see the blush blooming on my face I shut my eyes tight and squeezed my arms tighter around him.

The bike roared to life and when he took off I let out a muffled scream, wow, smooth (y/n).

After a few minutes of hiding my face in his back I slowly lifted my head and looked around. Everything was whizzing by so quickly, but the experience was overall breathtaking. With more confidence I let out a laugh and threw my head back, now enjoying the wind rushing past us. I could feel Sweet Pea shaking with laughter in front of me so I went back to holding on tight, now resting my head on his back.

The ride was over all too soon as Sweet Pea followed Toni and Jughead into my drive. Showing them where they could park their bikes so no one would be able to see them, I then took them inside.

“Dad? Archie?” I called into the house, making sure they still hadn’t come home. After not hearing a response I showed them all in.

Looking at the time I saw it was a little before noon, so school wouldn’t get out for a few more hours.

“Um, i’m going to take a quick shower and change, so please make yourself at home.” With that I almost ran upstairs to my room, grabbed a new set of clothes, then proceeded to the bathroom. It wasn’t until I was in the shower that I was finally broke down and cried. Letting the water pour down on me I allowed the tears to stream down my face. How did I get myself into this mess?

When the water got cold I turned it off and stepped out. Getting dressed I examined my minor wounds in the mirror, how do I explain these to Archie? Shaking my head I returned to my room, jumping a little when I saw Sweet Pea laying in my bed.

“Oh shit, sorry I didn’t mean to scare you,” he laughed as I rolled my eyes and recomposed myself. “Jughead and Toni went to grab something for lunch, I think Pop’s.”

I nodded and threw my old clothes in the hamper.

“You don’t talk much do you?” He speaks again. I took a seat at the end of my bed before responding. “Eh, Just have to get comfortable around the person first. I’ve also had a pretty weird day so far.” I laugh a little under my breath before continuing. “Thanks for what you did back at the school, agreeing to protect me and all.”

“Yeah sure, I couldn’t just stand by and watch such a beautiful girl fall apart in front of me,” his words made me blush. “Plus, it was the least I could do after I grabbed and hurt your already wounded arm, how’s it looking?” He asked and scooted closer to me, now we were side by side, our legs slightly touching.

I pushed the sleeve of my shirt up and he gently took hold of it, examining it closely. My skin tingled where his fingertips brushed, my breath once again catching in my throat. My hopes of him not hearing it fell when his eyes darted up and met my own. His beautiful brown eyes stared into my own and I subtly saw his head move forward a bit. I’m honestly not sure what would have happened next if we wouldn’t have been interrupted by my phone ringing.

The both of us were pulled out of the trance we were in and I quickly grabbed my phone to see who the ass was that just ruined this. The caller ID was blocked and when I looked up to see what Sweet Pea thought he just shrugged his shoulders, a slight blush appearing on his cheeks.

I slid the answer button across the screen and put the phone to my ear.

“Hello?” I answered, an annoyed tone laced in my voice.

“Hello (y/n). Have you gotten my note?” A man’s voice filled my ear and I almost dropped my phone. Putting it on speaker phone I grabbed onto Sweet Pea’s arm and replied.

“Who is this?” though I already knew the answer.

“Oh sweetie, you and I both know you already know who this is, are you really going to make me say it?” Sweet Pea’s eyes widened and he put his hand over my own. When I didn’t respond, the Black Hood took it upon himself to.

“Do you really think that those Serpents can protect you? You really think you can stay hidden from me? You’ve seemed to get really close with the one in your room right now, what’s his name?” I could hear the smile in his voice when Sweet Pea took the phone to hung up for me. He then quickly ran to my window and closed the curtain.

Hearing a noise downstairs he stepped in front of me and pulled out a small knife. Scared out of my mind I grabbed his hand and stayed behind him. We both turn the corner towards the stairs and come face to face with none other than Toni and Jughead.

“WOAH SWEETS WHAT THE HELL?” Jughead takes a step back to avoid being stabbed.

The both of us let out a breath we didn’t know we were holding. Quickly remembering why I was so scared to begin with, I quickly ran to lock all the doors and windows. While closing the last window, I noticed a piece of paper taped to the outside.

“Sweet Pea,” was all I was able to get out. The fear I was feeling was paralyzing.

I felt a presence behind me and felt his arm reach around me to grab the note before closing the curtain.

“Okay, i’m sorry but can someone please explain what tHE HELL is going on here?” Toni spoke up.

“He called.” was all I could muster.

Well here’s the long anticipated part 2! Hope you like it, let me know what you think!! 

samwisegamgeeee  asked:

Hey Alan! I just saw a post about different types of allistics on my dash... one of them was "The 'Ally'™". I'm allistic and I want to know how I can be a good ally, so I thought I'd ask about certain things mentioned in the post so i can avoid doing them! What are person first language and functioning labels and what can I do as an allistic to be an actual ally (not an “Ally"™)? Thanks so much!

okay, first of all, I’m going to assume that you meant [this post]. If not, sorry. Second, I’m not going to get this perfect. I’m viewing this as a bit of a first draft, which (note to self) I will edit at some point.

definitions: person-first language is “person with autism” as opposed to “autistic person”. Please use “autistic person”. I dealt with functioning labels later in this disorganized hell-post. 

So here’s my stab at allistic ally 101

1) You follow the same rules as if you were an ally for any other group: [Here’s a pretty good ally 101 article], but it’s not the end-all-be-all. Keep listening to autistic voices, and if we contradict the rules hold our voices higher. 

Also, above all, rule #1 of allyship is don’t be a shithead–come to conversations with the intention to listen and learn first and treat us like human beings (this is particularly critical with disability rights)

2) Our voices are the important ones: this is important with being an ally to any group, but autistic people often struggle to communicate or express ourselves. Be patient. Ask people how they’d like to communicate and be prepared to be a bit flexible.

Some autistic people use AAC (Alternative or Assistive Communication), and their voices matter just as much as verbal people’s. You don’t have to learn ASL or anything, but don’t assume that because someone’s not communicating verbally they’re less intelligent or competent. And, even if someone can’t communicate using language (or communicate at all) don’t assume that they don’t have thoughts, feelings, and needs.

3) Nothing about us without us: knowing an autistic person doesn’t make you an expert on autism. BEING an autistic person makes you an expert on autism. If you see anything claiming to help autistic people that doesn’t prominently feature Actual Autistic People, don’t support it (unless Actual Autistic People are telling you to support it, see #2)

This goes double for any charitable organization focused on autism which leads me into point number 4 (also from here on out things are a bit smaller-scope, that doesn’t make them less important):

4) Autism Speaks is trash: [and] [here] [are] [some] [sources

If you want to support charities try ASAN and The Autism Women’s Network

5) Please don’t try to “cure” us: I’m dealing with some internalized ableism with this one, so let me turn you over to  Anya Ustaszewski who in [this article] writes:

My autism is part of who I am. It is not something “extra” that can be taken away from me to suit the agenda of an intolerant society. My abilities, challenges and perception of the world all go hand in hand. If I were to be “cured” of my autism, the person that I am would cease to exist.

so yeah cure = bad, acceptance and accommodation = good

6) Celebrate the things that make autistics unique: lately, tumblr has gotten a lot more stim-positive, but stimming isn’t solely a pretty, paint-mixing or slime video (in fact, stimboards are rarely tagged and can overstimulate the SHIT out of me). 

A lot of time, stimming is viewed as ugly, distracting, loud, disgusting, or socially unacceptable. Support your local autistics, don’t expect people to stop stimming and try not to stare or comment (many autistic people have to work very hard to reclaim stimming after childhoods of expecting to suppress it entirely).

Also, try your best to support different cognitive styles and processing issues. Try to keep your websites accessible, provide image transcripts, try not to make posts that are entirely text in images (like screenshots of twitter posts), and help to subtitle videos if you can. <- these things also help d/Deaf people and anyone who accesses the internet via a screenreader

7) steer clear of stereotypes: I’m not rain man or that dude on the big bang theory or your cousin’s dentist’s sister’s younger brother’s son. The ‘idiot savant’ stereotype is almost never true and puts unreasonable expectations on autistic people. Also, not all of us are good at math or science, have incredible memories, etc. Fitting or not fitting stereotypes don’t change the fact that every autistic person is human and deserves rights and respect.

8) functioning labels are fake: never listen to anyone who describes autism as “high” or “low functioning”. Every autistic person has struggles, and putting labels on functioning basically sorts people into “can be ignored” and “subhuman”. [here’s about a million posts about why they suck because if I put it all here this post would be five times as long]

9) ABA is trash: this is trigger territory for a huge number of autistic people, so [here] and I’m not going to say anything else just take my word on this one

10) If it has puzzle pieces on it, run: if you’re looking to see if a group is okay, look for the rainbow infinity sign. The puzzle piece is a huge red flag. Please don’t support anything with puzzle pieces on it. Please. I’m begging you.


Okay that was WAAY longer than I meant it to get, sorry. Also, I’ve missed a bunch of things, but I’ve been working on this for an hour and I don’t have the energy to add more. I’ll throw this in #actuallyautistic and hopefully someone else can add anything important I missed.

Context: Both the Sorceress and I (a Fighter) are playing for the first time with our friend taking his first attempt as a DM. It should be noted that the Sorceress has 20 Charisma.

Sorceress: (after questioning a dragonborn NPC) Alright, thank you for your time.

Me: (turning to Sorceress) Can I punch him now?

Dragonborn: Look, I’ve been nice and I’ve answered all your questions, now please get out before I kill you.

Sorceress: (suddenly hostile) As if your decor isn’t doing the job well enough already.

DM: (sighs) Okay, roll for initiative.

Relentless | Calum Hood Series Pt.1

                                              Part O N E 

Request: Being the cousin of Ashton Irwin was exciting, especially when invited to their tour to hang out with his best friends. You found yourself becoming fond of Calum Hood, who finds you annoying from your constant appearance. But what would happen if you stopped giving him that attention?

Word Count: 3k+

A/N: ah, the first part of my very first series!! I hope you all enjoy and please do reblog a ton so more people can enjoy it! Thank you all for the support and I truly hope you enjoy xx OH also!! depending on how many notes this first part gets, ill resume this series steadily

Parts: onetwo, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nineten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty. [DONE]  

                                              I M A G I N E 

LONDON, 13:05 P.M.

“Are you sure this is really okay, Ashton?” You mumbled, uncertainty playing at your voice as you tightly held the latch of your luggage. Your cousin, Ashton Irwin, looked back at you, giving you a smirk before he kept looking forward. 

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Jikook [1017]: October Moments ~

So like another month has passed and Jikook has been like so much more gay as cute as always. 

Run Ep 22: Chuseok and Jimin’s not so subtle flirting

Originally posted by jeonsshi

Jikoo starting off strong with this iconic moment like how Jm asked Jk to vote for him in the sweetest most seductive voice?? Like boy you realise you’re flirting on screen right? 

Like these domestic asf photos we were almost unable to see like why do they look like a newly wed couple??


Jikook at Fansigns being so friggin sus asf

A fan asked Jm what Jk got him for his birthday and he said SECRET telling OP that he’ll get in trouble if he tells cough cough*  what kind of trouble exactly?

And then there’s Jungkook like…

Who’s the member that comes to your room the most? Ticks Jimin*

Which member would treat you (for a meal) the most? Also ticks Jimin*

…I’m not okay 

And like our bunny was asked when we’ll get a Jikook v-live he replies with a heart like it’s Jungkook we’re talking about, this boy can draw


Satellite Jeon is back but then again when was he ever gone??

  Like look now fast Jungkook whips his head…

Originally posted by besidetradley

Jungkook was caught many times looking for Jimin like a lost puppy you can find one of them HERE with matching outfits as a bonus


Jungkook teasing Jimin about his last name, “Park?” wink wink* Jeon maybe?


Originally posted by tanktoptiger

Grateful to Hobi for this ICONIC moment

Like the way Jimin hooks his small hands around Jungkook’s bicep why are they so cute, why is he so strong?? Why does Jm look so happy??

Originally posted by jikookdetails

whispers* It’s love


BTS Countdown: Like i have no words we are so friggin blessed 

Originally posted by mslittlerinran

Who would have thought BigHit making our Jikook office aus a reality?

Originally posted by dailyjeons

Stop teasing himmmm lol

Originally posted by kookmint

Originally posted by jikook-hugs

Jimin’s in it to win it

Originally posted by caughtinjimin

Of course, Jungkook picked his mochi

Like they’re team name is literally calico cat??? 

Like what is domesticity???

After winning the fans votes and our hearts too…here my friend’s is Jikook singing their anthem Serendipity

Jungkook caught you starring but that bunny smile, why are they like this…(credits to jimiyoong for the GIFS above)


Jungkook teasing him about his picture for BT21 making

…twice actually

Originally posted by dailyjeons


And of course we can’t forget this soft tweet on Jimin’s Birthday

“..It’s not over yet” excuse me, that’s not what you say Jeon after we waited so long lol 

But I forgive you because this photo is just so beautiful. Park Jimin you angle <3


Jikook in Osaka: aka Jikook haven

Concert Day 1: already an emotional train wreck

After seeing Jimin cry Jungkook cries too, you can watch it here

Concert Day 2: the feels strike again…

Jungkook comforting Jimin when he cried is literally the sweetest thing ever

You can watch it here.

+ more here HERE  when Jm runs back to Jk who gives him a warm smile

Just a short note, you okay fam? Like have you drowned in feels yet?? Too bad we’re only half way…

Originally posted by jwimins

I lost count how many times this happened already…


Originally posted by equitas

Jikook at each other throats while watching each other’s parts

Originally posted by heyseoulsistar

Jungkook stop talking about yourself please (you can watch the original video here)


BTS Run Ep 23: BTS x Dogs

Like we didn’t get proper pics but like wow…can you just imagine jikook at the park walking their dogs and being soft asf?

It seems like Jimin’s taken a liking to Miri or her owner by any chance?

Just gonna throw this one in there too…like why is this so soft it’s melting my screen goddammit


At the PUMA fansign just before leaving Jimin played with Jungkook’s banner, like what is this??

Jungkook where’s your nose?


Even Puma ships them…



Jikook flirting performing on stage:

Jimin wrapping his arms around Jungkook when the lights went out at the end of DNA here is a clearer version

Originally posted by mslittlerinran

Then there was this too…

Like what is this not so subtle flirting?

Originally posted by jikookdetails


The here we have Jungkook massaging his hyung and damn talk about that see throuch jacket

…talk about sensual


And so the month was coming to an end and I thought I was blessed with the most beautiful jikoo moments in all of history….TURNS OUT

  • Jikook were spotted leaving Busan airport for Japan(just the two)
  • Jimin’s father and Jungkook’s father sent them off
  • Jungkook saying “Jimin-ah” (informal)
  • So like the rumor was tru when Jungkook had to cancel his tickets, I’m not saying this is Jungkook’s present for Jimin’s birthday but JAPAN of all places seriously?? 
  • Not long after that they were spotted by a fan shopping in Tokyo like I’m not alright here
  • That’s not even the end of it, they even went on a date to Disneyland
  • Jimin was holding a mickey mouse plushie 
  • A photo was taken of mochi resting his head of Jungkook’s shoulder 

And you thought Halloween couldn’t get any better…

Like god bless this photo


I actually almost forgot our Run ep, what a way to end the month…

Well damn…

Me after this months moments

Poly Relationship Headcanons [Dick Grayson + Jason Todd + Reader]

Request: do you do ot3 ships? if so, dick/reader/jason please (headcanon and/or fic) but only if you’re okay with it! ^^

Notes: I have definitely done a lot more than consider this one… sorry it’s short!

Masterlist | Inbox

Taglist: @robincoalition @instantangelstudent @puggleprincess @followeroonieclassic


  • “Screw you guys, I’m the smallest so I always get the middle.”
  • You walk around in their clothing 99% of the time you can. At your apartment? Boom, Dick’s boxers + Jason’s sweatshirt. At the Manor? Wow Jay, thanks for the jacket! I’m gonna go smother Dick and myself with your delicious cologne. At the Watchtower? Yes, Superman, this is, in fact, a limited edition Dick Grayson t-shirt. No, you can’t have one too.
  • You can never compromise when it comes to seating or sleeping places. Even if their three spots, Jason will whine about how he wants to be in the middle, Dick will promise him “next time”, and then you’ll bring up how Dick sat in the center three times in a row and a mini-argument will brew. Let’s say Dick drives, then you and Jason usually have to have a flirt-to-the-death until one of you wins. If you tie, you get to sit on Jason’s lap and possibly get pulled over, so it’s a win-win situation for the both of you.
  • Jason makes really intricate meals and you probably wouldn’t be capable of surviving with him tbh. Dick tries to make recipes but always wants to wing it (pun intended), and you just settle for take-out and crappy microwave meals. When Jason says “I’m going grocery shopping to get ingredients for [insert fancy meal here]”, you and Dick will be waiting by the door with wagging tails and watering mouths.
  • Bruce is almost overly supportive, and he and Alfred conspire together for your Christmas gifts. You all get matching sweaters, and Dick and Jason’s say “If lost, please return to Y/N.” Your’s says,”Keep them.

Bonus: [Based off of the Justice League cartoon]

  • Jason and Dick: [facing Amanda Waller and the multiple guards/military police behind her, protecting someone.]
  • You: [standing between the boys cockily, with your hands splayed on their shoulders fabulously] [in Waller’s face with a huge smirk] … Mine are bigger than yours.
Jealousy

Prompt: Hi this is a preference if it’s okay- how would Jaime,Robb,Jon, Theon, Dany and Sansa react to being jealous and how would they show it? If they even show it? 

If you will make preferences,can you add please Rickon and Bran? 

Note: My first preference, hope you enjoy! X

Originally posted by tiiffanym

Robb – It takes a lot for Robb to get jealous, he’s usually very self-assured and knows that you love him just as much as he loves you. One of the only times Robb does get jealous is when he sees someone else making you laugh, but instead of showing it he will just quietly approach and wrap his arm around your waist, warding off any potential unwanted advances.

Originally posted by darylvdixon

Theon – Theon is extremely attentive towards you when he gets jealous, and will wrap his arms around you and pull you into a kiss, no matter where you are or who you are with. When this happens the two of you often have to excuse yourselves so you can get up to other things…

Originally posted by ppaction

Dany – It doesn’t take much for Dany to get jealous, she is a dragon after all; her temper flares and she becomes very protective of you. You know that it isn’t you that she doesn’t trust, but those around you. Luckily you know exactly how to soothe her when she does get jealous, stopping the dragon’s fury from having any consequences.

Originally posted by untempoperilupi

Sansa – Sansa has had to learn how to play the Game of thrones at a young age, and learnt from some of the best actors. Sometimes it’s hard for even you to tell when she is jealous. Sansa usually confides to you late at night as you are curled up in bed that what happened made her feel jealous, but pulling her closer and telling her exactly why it is that you are in love with her makes her forget why she even worried in the first place.

Originally posted by selamoreesistenontoccamaiame

 Rickon – He has always had trouble controlling his temper, and when he gets jealous he is no different. If the jealousy is bad then he will often grab you by the hand and lead you away from the situation. There have been a few occasions when his jealousy has ended in a fight. When that does happen you always end up bandaging any injuries, assuring him that you are his and only his, just like he is yours.

Originally posted by kadyorloffdiaz

Bran – Bran used to struggle feeling insecure in the early days of your relationship, and worry that eventually you would want to find someone else who could do the things he couldn’t. You spent so long convincing him of how strong your love for him was that he stopped getting jealous, now he knows that you aren’t going anywhere.

Originally posted by jongritte

Jon – Ever since he was a child he has had to learn to mask his jealousy, of Robb for being Neds true born son, of his other ‘siblings’ knowing their mother, even of the small folk for being able to live so freely. Someone who didn’t know Jon the way you did might not notice, however you are one of the few that can tell. Usually just taking him by the hand helps calm him down.

Originally posted by dreamsaddictedfangirl

Jaime – Usually laid-back Jaime would surprise you with his jealousy, not showing it much when you were around whoever it is provoking the jealousy, instead acting nonchalant. As soon as you’re alone together he’s all over you, making sure you know that he’s the only one can make you come apart like that. Once the two of you are finished he makes sure that whoever inspired the jealousy knows that you are his.

(Gifs not mine, credit to creators)

Pennywise x Reader Headcannons

Pennywise Headcannons

Requester: Anonymous

Prompt: Things that are good shit 👌👌: • Pennywise kissing the reader’s forehead/ between the eyes. • Giving the tall boi a hug. Face squished into his stomach. • Pennywise cupping the back of the reader’s head. Yes.

Warnings: None

Note: I LOVE doing headcannons cuz they are quick and easy and pretty fun. This I see my first time doing one though so be warned. But eh, enjoy ;3!

Originally posted by pennywise-fucker

Originally posted by proinsiascassidy

Originally posted by helloplanetpack

I’m sorry but before we start can we PLEASE take a second to admire this person’s amazingly drawing of Pennywise break dancing.

….

Okay continued omwards thanx!

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Shift has been on sale for two months now, and I think it’s doing pretty well. I always get excited when I log in and go hunting for any new reviews (they’re often a pain to find, but I love seeing new ones).

Rest assured, though, if you reviewed, I absolutely jumped up and down and squealed about it. I wish there was a way for me to reply to them, such wonderful things were said and I’m so so excited!

But, I do need to ask for help.

On Amazon, there’s a 50 review limit before Amazon even looks at your book to promote it. It’s not going to appear in the ‘recommended reading’ or ‘similar books’ until that 50 review mark (unless you’ve already bought it and I don’t know why it advertises books you’ve already bought). 

Please, please, if you bought Shift on Amazon, please drop a review on the American version of it (I’m really sad that it doesn’t seem to take any of the other Amazons into account). If you’ve bought the book on a different Amazon, it does allow you to review on the American one, it just may not say you have a verified purchase, but as far as I know, it still counts.

Side note: While I would love to give out free copies in exchange for reviews, but alas, I can’t. Being in Australia, I’m unable to access the ‘give gift’ feature for the book. I can give out free copies on Smashwords, but that doesn’t help me with Amazon.

If you purchased elsewhere, please consider dropping a review there. It doesn’t need to be much, “I enjoyed it” or “It was okay” would be amazing.  Also, I have a Goodreads set up for Shift as well and would appreciate a review there if you’re able to. Rest assured, everything helps me get noticed.

I am relying on word-of-mouth to get this book started. I’ve plugged it where I can, but I really need some help to get momentum going. If we could reach that fifty review mark on Amazon, I would be eternally grateful.

Originally posted by roobascooba

Thanks!

Rikki.

Chemical Bubbles - Joker's Daughter

Joker!dad x daughter!reader

Harley!mom x daughter!reader

Warnings: none

Word Count: 1508

Summary: Js daughter wants to be like him more than she already is and wants to fall in the chemicals, she gets nervous and wants to think alone for abit

Requested: Okay joker takes his daughter to Ace chemicals so she can be transformed like him and Harley but she gets svared at the last second he lets her take her time.  After he leaves she finally jumps in and goes home chaned

Authors Note: Jared Leto as Joker, Margot Robbie as Harley. i do not own anygif which you can see as it says “originaly posted by“ so yeah 

and please send in requests !!! ( of any kind and any show )

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🌻 It’s my blog’s 1st ANNIVERSARY 🌻

Hello, everyone! I know that I said I’ll be on hiatus BUT! It’s the end of June in my time zone, so that means:

It’s my first blog anniversary!

I can’t believe it’s been a year! I created this blog to have a small space to myself but now, it’s grown so much—thanks to this blog I’ve met a lot of wonderful people and created amazing relationships!

I am so happy I started this and to celebrate its birthday, I decided to make this quick follow forever ft. some cheesy notes (I can’t help it!!! Let me live, gosh.) I also am playing an ask game, so please feel free to send in your names! I will get to them as soon as I can~

Okay, so without further ado, here are the amazing people that fill my dash with amazing stuff every day!

mutuals // writers // 👑 my writer queens: must read! // 🌻 MY SOUL SISTAHS

0-B

@4soju / @acousticjin / @addictedtonamjoon / @aichan11 / @amorjeon / @an-exotic-writer / @annkin 🌻 / @artificialskyway 🌻 / @astoryfor-you 👑 / @baebsaes / @baepsaewhalien 🌻 / @baeseoul / @bang-tan / @bangtanscreams / @bangtanya / @bangthebae / @bangtoori / @boldsuga / @btsfiles / @btsgfx / @bts-in-motion / @btssmutgalore 👑 / @bubseok / @bumvie / @bwiyomi / @bxebxee

C-F

@chibird / @chimcheroo / @chimchimseyo🌻 / @chokemejimin / @clearskiesandbrilliantstars 🌻 / @cmdrfenris / @cookiecrumblesuniverse / @cowjimin / @cutehopie / @cynicalsyub 🌻 / @cyphertrip / @cyyphr / @daegucrew / @daeguk / @dailydoseofdia / @deadwildgoat 🌻 / @deathbyyoongi / @deerguk 👑 / @dreamyoongi / @fantasies-of-euphoria / @firefirefiref / @fireheart-namjoon 🌻 / @floralseokjin / @flowerkook

G-I

@gdiminyoongi / @gerri-berri 🌻 / @ggukiie / @gotjhope / @gukvory 🌻👑 / @hallyuwriters / @helloblamebts / @hobibliophile / @hobiece / @hobihxney 🌻 / @hobihype / @hobikookie / @hobilu / @hobipd / @hobixing / @httpsung 🌻 / @hwangsae / @ideavory / @imaginethisbts / @inkedrecs / @inktae 🌻👑 / @innohurry / @itskimtaehyung 🌻 / @ivoryrecs

J

@jcmguk / @jengkook / @jeongguk / @jeonify / @jeonnings / @jeonsshi / @jeontrack / @jheartseok / @j-hellnah / @jimin-bean / @jimincheoreom / @jiminniemouse / @jimins / @jiminsaid / @jiminspring / @jiminz / @jinesthetic / @jinkooks / @jjinniebaegopa 🌻 / @jjjimins / @jjks / @jkguks / @jungblue / @jungboyfriend / @jung-kookin / @jungkxook / @justanemptydream / @justanotherbangtanblog 🌻

K-M

@karao-kookie / @kareverie / @kimseoksjin / @kim-taehvungs 🌻 / @kimtrain 🌻 / @kimvtae / @kittae / @kpop-wanderer / @kreiss 🌻 / @ktaebwi / @kths / @kvths / @lastshadowmonkeys 🌻 / @lavender-tae / @lolitasletters / @lost-stxrs / @luckyjimin / @makeoutinkorean 🌻 / @mewchim / @midoriat / @mini-jimin / @minsvga / @mintsugakookies / @mint-tape 🌻👑 / @minyoongittaemune 👑 / @mn-yg / @mochikissme / @mrsmon

N-S

@namseok / @namsjoonie 🌻 / @noxiim / @officerjungguk@parkjimlm / @pdsuga / @peachesjoon / @peppermintaegi / @pjmsbooty / @poeticsvga / @rainyseok / @rapdaegu / @rapling / @secretkpoptrash 🌻 / @seokjinniemin 🌻 / @seokvie 🌻 / @seoulscapes / @serendipitae / @seventeen-requests / @shinee-has-ruined-me 🌻 / @spellboundsangria / @sugalizard 🌻 / @sugas-noona 🌻 / @sugutie / @summertae / @sweaterpawsjimin / @sweetyoongi

T-Z

@taebinniex / @taeguk / @taehynggs / @tae-hyung / @taehyungie 🌻 / @taekkken 🌻 / @taetaetown / @taeuclid / @taevisual / @tayegi 🌻👑 / @the95liner / @theneedforbts / @thisspringday / @thules / @triptaech / @versigny 👑 / @vinananana 🌻 / @vmons / @vtaenon-min / @war-of-hormoan / @whigmaleeriewriter / @whyparkjimin / @wonderer-ru / @workofteaguk / @yoohnseok / @yoohtae / @zephyoongist



The Originals™

To the twenty-eight other lovely beings of this group, I can’t stress enough how important y’all are to me. You’ve been a continuous source of support and love and I am truthfully blessed to be part of this group. You guys are seriously the sweetest and I find it amazing that we all have someone who will listen to us, 24/7. This is the first time I will ever say this but—bless time zones, lol. Always know that I’m always just a KKT message away, ok? I love y’all and I don’t say this very lightly. :’)


SAMUELITA

[@agentafter / @kpopscenariostho]

Sam, I know you’ve gotten used to this nickname, lmao. But for this post, I’mma call you by your name, ahaha. Samanta, my sister, my precious little supportive bean! No one believes in me as surely as you do, I honestly cannot tell you how dear you are to me! Thank you for listening to me and letting me be immature at times and wow, you are simply the best. I have no words to describe how amazing you are—don’t be unfair and ask for proof because G I R L. I would have stopped writing tons of my ideas if it wasn’t for you. I love you very much and I can’t wait for you to finish your thesis. Demon!Hobi and I are waiting for you eagerly.

PANDA

[@apandasmind]

Roomie! My roommate from across the world, my sweet, sweet darling. You are such an amazing writer and your brain, good heavens. I love everything that is going on in your scheming mind and I really, really, realllllllly love that we get along so well. Thank you for being open with me and being 100% true and being so patient with me, sweets. I also love T&T, I know I tell you this all day, every day, but! I have to say it again, hehe. Please write more and thank you for involving me deeply in its creation. I am honored, needless to say. I do hope we really become roommates someday, though. #cats4ever

GHUIA 

[@bngtnbxtch]

To my first ever friend on Tumblrverse, thank you darling. I wouldn’t have tried making friends and joining chats if it weren’t for you. I am glad to be your friend, both online and offline. Thank you for being patient with me, even in my grumpiest days. And for being an overall sweetheart, bb. See you soon, okay? :’) I believe I still owe you a fic, hehe.

SARAH 

[@carrotjiminie]

Rara, we haven’t talked in so so so so long! I hope you enjoyed your trip to NY and I hope you’re doing swell. Thank you for being so understanding with me and for always knowing what is going on in my head. I miss the days we talk all the time but I hope you know that despite being busy, you’re definitely missed! We need to screech about Jimin soon, love. :’)

FLORA 

[@beansuga]

I’m still ever so grateful to the Secret Santa thing because I met you there and WOW. You are an amazing friend and our telepathy levels are super scary but it’s an amazing experience nonetheless! Thank you for always sharing your travel pictures with me AND sharing your thoughts with me. I think you are a strong, amazing person and you deserve all the love in the world. K. K. K. K. K. Never change, darling. You are a precious bean and we must meet on the shores one day!

SASSI, EVA, JIA, BELLA and HANNAH 

[@yoongihime / @evaxsy / @apricotmin / @snugglejin / @permanentlyfanzoned]

My little sisters. :’) My precious, precious beans! Hello, youngins. I love you all very much. I hope y’all know this, omg, for real, you are all such important kiddos to me, I will F I T E anyone who tries to do you wrong. I hope that you are all doing very well right now. Know that I am always a call or message away if you need any motivation (or anything, actually) and that I am always supporting you from the bottom of my heart! I always love hearing from you so never hesitate! Tell me random stuff any time of the day—you will never be a bother. *sends you all sunshine and butterflies*

*whispers congratulations on your recent graduation, Bella!*



Networks + Meeting New People

@armiesnet / @bangtan-bookclub / @btssunshinenet / @btswriters / @bts-writing-squad / @busanboys-net / @gguknet / @honeyboynetwork / @hoseok-net / @jiminnetwork / @jinseok-net / @jungkooknet / @noonanet / @rapmon-net / @taehyungnet  / @officialkpop101

Fantaken Photos and Updates

@94218 / @allforbts / @bangtan / @bts-trans / @foryoongi / @fy-95 / @fyeahjunghoseok / @fyeah-yoonseok / @fy-jiminnie / @fy-jungkook / @fykimtaehyung / @fykook / @fypjm / @fy-seokjin / @neonsugafree / @taehyungcokr / @xojiminie



Prompts, AUs, and other Author Stuff

@aushit / @awful-aus / @be-au-ties / @dailyau / @oc-imagines-cult / @thecharactercomma / @thewritersguardianangel

Sakura Kiss // Cha Eunwoo

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the prompt: could you possibly write a Greek Mythology/Demigod AU with Eunwoo of Astro? Where like you’ve been cursed to live as a nature spirit (like a naiad or a nymph or something) and the only way to break it and become human again is to have a demigod kiss you~ In comes Cha Eunwoo, child of Athena (or you can pick a different god if you’d like!) who’s on a quest, part one of which is to receive a kiss from a nature spirit, which will supposedly grant him the power necessary to face some monster (which is part 2 of his quest)~ so he meets you, and thinks ah, perfect opportunity, and you see him and think ah, perfect opportunity~ And the two of you basically spend the next three days trying to be as seductive and flirtatious with each other as possible TRYING to get the other one to just kiss them already so they can move on with their lives??? Romantic tension, mostly comedy and fluff please~!!

words: 2768

category: percy jackson au + fluff

author note: i tweaked it a lil bit i hope you don’t mind bc i like how this turned out. also yes the title is the title song from ouran high school host club kiss kiss fall in love my friends

- destinee

Originally posted by silver-starboy

my lovely bby wow i love him so much

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empressarisu  asked:

Do you know that post about an uber driver surprising passengers with puppies inside their cab? Because I dreamed about it last night but with victuuri. Like, driver!victor with makkachin and his pups at the backseat, then passenger!yuuri enters and victor just stares at him bc wow what an angel??? 'pls marry me we'll travel the world and raise these puppies together???' Lmao it's just so cute too bad i woke up right after that it's such a nice dream ;//

On Victor Nikiforov’s Uber profile it says: prefers passengers with pets.

Yuuri doesn’t have a pet with him, but he does need a ride, so he figures ‘prefer’ is going to have to be the operative word in this situation. Phichit hadn’t been able to give him a ride, something had come up, so he’s leaning against the brick wall outside of a diner. There are waves of rain beating down on the sidewalk in front of him and a tiny, maroon awning is his only savior.

When he sees a white convertible pull up, he squints, wondering if this could possibly be his driver. Deciding to take the risk, he hurries into the rain and peers into the window. There’s a man inside, too blurry to make out, but he’s waving to him, so Yuuri opens the back door.

And…

(No, this can’t be the right car.)

“Come in, you’re going to get soaked!” the man calls, and there’s a playfulness to his voice, an invitation.

“You have dogs,” Yuuri blurts, as though the man doesn’t know that there are currently five brown poodles habituating the back of his fancy convertible.

The man–Victor, Yuuri reminds himself–nods. “That one is Makkachin, he’s the oldest. And that one is Spot–do you see the spot on his back?–and that one is Bella, she’s the troublemaker, and then that’s Charlie…”

“Right, okay,” Yuuri blurts, and he gets into the car, shutting the door behind him. A dog lays down on his lap. He can’t buckle his seatbelt.

“Where are you heading?”

Yuuri swallows. “Um, doesn’t it say in your, uh, thing?”

Victor looks at his GPS. He’s definitely attractive, Yuuri notes. “Yes, I suppose it does. Just trying to make conversation.”

“Oh, right, sorry. Um, I can’t get my seatbelt on.”

“Oh, Makka!” Victor scolds, looking over his shoulder. “You can just push him off, it’s fine. Just be gentle, please.”

Yuuri tries to push the dog off, but he whines and keeps his head on Yuuri’s thigh. He doesn’t have the heart to try again, so he just prays that Victor is a good driver. “So why, um, why the dogs?”

“Why not?”

(Fair enough.)

Victor turns a corner and Yuuri holds onto Makkachin, trying to keep him from slipping. “Aren’t they cute?” Victor asks, sounding hopeful.

“Yeah, they are,” he admits, patting Makkachin’s head. “Are they all poodles?”

“Yes!”

“I used to have a poodle.”

Victor frowns, looking at him through the rearview mirror. “They’re very loyal dogs. They like riding around, meeting passengers. I’ve never seen Makkachin take as much of a liking to one as he has to you, though.”

He blushes and ducks his head. “Really?”

“Really. In fact, it’d be a shame if he were to never see you again after this ride, so maybe you should give me your phone number. So that you can visit. For the dog’s happiness.”

(Well, that escalated quickly.)

He tries to figure out whether or not Victor is asking him out.

But, it’s for the dog’s happiness, after all.

“S-Sure. I mean, I do need rides sometimes….”

“You’ll be my priority customer,” Victor promises. “Now hold on.”

“Haha oka–what?”

They swing around a tight corner, Yuuri is thrown against the door. The dogs don’t look at all disturbed, they maintain their places and pant happily at the man in the front seat. “Sorry about that!”

He clutches his heart. “Yeah… Yeah, no problem.”

“Wow, you’re even cuter when you’re flustered,” Victor muses, watching the rearview mirror again.

Yuuri, on the other hand, watches the road. “Look out!”

He glances down at the road, swings their car to the right. “Don’t worry, it’s fine.”

“D-Definitely fine,” Yuuri repeats, unsure.

Then, they’re at his stop. “See you soon?”

(For the dog, Yuuri thinks.)

(For the dog, and for that man’s stunningly gorgeous eyes.)

“Sure. See you soon.”

Sweater Paws - |Peter Parker|

Summary: Peter comes home and just wants some attention.

Parings: Peter Parker x reader

Warnings: First fanfiction it might be bad and FLUFF

Originally posted by clutterbucky


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