okay but where did tim go

anonymous asked:

Have u seen the Batman adventures #50) comic where Bruce is having a really, REALLY (seriously injured, mentally messed with by joker, mourning his parents) bad day, but in the end makes Tim and Dick pancakes?

Sorry, it’s Gotham Adventures #60. That the one with the pancakes. Ave you seen it?

Okay. First of all, anon, HOW DARE YOU. 

I have been emotionally compromised this whole week and did not need this mix of angsty hurt and comfort in my life.

But I’m sorry… can we just??????

Bruce going from crying while beaten and bloody and looking at his parents’ painting on the anniversary of their death….

…..to smiling and making pancakes for his adopted sons and surrogate father just makes me feel so many things? 

And I am 10000000% DONE. 

Bonus:

Alfred sticking his tongue out while looking at those pancakes, because same Alfie… same. 

your fav is problematic: Tim Drake
  • every time a family member comes to him for help with a piece of tech he only responds with “have you tried turning it off and back on again”
  • @ damian: “shut up you’re like 12″ 
  • [bland-faced] “im super excited!” [dead-pan] “that’s the funniest thing i’ve ever heard”
  • once when he was running on only 2 hrs of sleep over the course of 3 days, he accidentally used jason’s toothbrush and when he realized what he did, he panicked and went and bought jason a new one that looked exactly the same and jason still doesn’t know
  • “tim what’s your status” “tired” 
  • “tim look at this” “very wow much cool”
  • he learned to fall asleep with his eyes open to avoid listening to bruce’s lectures
  • in the background of a lot of pics and videos recordings of ‘Brucie’ Wayne, tim is there, doing something really weird
  • usually he’s dabbing 
  • bruce never realizes it until later when he’s watching the recordings on tv later and the camera pans to focus momentarily on tim in the background, and bruce is just. he’s so tired. where did he go wrong.
  • jason calling the manor like “WTF I JUST SAW THE NEWS AND TIM IS THAT YOU IN THE BG” “YEAH IT IS. here im texting you a pic of Bruce’s disappointed face”
  • doesn’t realize it’s not okay to sleep in a laundry bin it doesn’t matter how warm the clothes in it are Master Tim
  • [does something really mundane] “witness me”
  • Bruce: [recounts something that happened a while back] Tim: “we get it, you’re really old”

anonymous asked:

okay so for the tim drake snapchat one you did the walmart, but the one I really wanted was "the one where they’re at disneyworld and bruce gets increasingly frazzled culminating in him actually physically picking up gaston for reasons no one can entirely recall"

hahahaha i feel like that poor gaston was doing pushup contests and whatnots with other park guests, completely unaware the bruce was Not In The Mood, and rather than even fucking bother bruce just PICKED UP GASTON ENTIRELY AND BODILY and probably LIFTED HIM OVER HIS HEAD like he was going to throw him off a goddamn castle balcony right then and there to show him what he thought of his goddamn pushup contests and that poor actor was probably fucking terrified until bruce put him down and even afterward. just. traumatized by bruce wayne.

anonymous asked:

How about Bruce or Dick do something shitty, forcing Tim or Jason to be the good older brother to Damian until they apologize?

Ye. Hope you enjoy!


Really, Tim thinks furiously, A person would think that Bruce would learn his lesson after having as many kids as he has.

Apparently not, because Damian is doing his whole not-upset-or-hurt routine, and Tim can see right through it.

“He’s such an-an-” Damian starts, scrunching his face up.

Tim sighs and cautiously runs a hand through his kid brother’s hair. Damian snarls at him, and Tim retreats.

“What happened?”

“He-they-”

“Wait.” Tim holds up a hand. “They?”

“Yes, they!” Damian replies, and punches the pillow that he’s laying on. “Father and Grayson!”

Tim goes very, very still.

Oh, so it’s not just Bruce. Oh no, it’s Bruce and Dick.

Tim pulls out his phone and calls Jason.

“What’s up, Tiny Tim?”

“Code B and D.”

“Shit.” Jason swears, and Tim nods.

“Demon Baby is at my house. Where are they?”

“Coming your way.” Jason says, and Tim rubs his forehead.

“Of course they are. Stall them while I move him.”

“You got it, Baby Bird.”

“What’s Code B and D?” Damian asks, and Tim looks down at him.

“Just a thing. Come on, we need to go to Jason’s.”

“Why?”

“Never mind why!” Tim snaps, and pulls on a hoodie. “Do you want to face Bruce and Dick?”

“…No.” Damian says sullenly, and Tim throws him his jacket.

“Then hurry up. Jason’s stalling them, but we need to go now.”


“Okay, what the hell did they do now?” Jason asks as soon as he walks through the door.

“I don’t know and I don’t care.” Tim replies, crossing his arms. “This is the third time in the last two months. I don’t want them around him.”

They glance down at the sleeping boy on the couch. Damian had finally wore himself out ten minutes ago, and frankly Tim is glad he did. He needs the rest.

“What’s the game plan, Replacement?” Jason finally says, and Tim faces him.

“We fucking don’t let them near him. Not until they apologize, and even then he won’t be going back.”

“So, we’re taking custody and they get visits?” Jason says with a spark of bloodthirsty glee in his eyes.

“Basically.”

Jason grins. It’s not a nice grin.

Tim smiles back.

“Nice.”

They shake hands, and a pact is made.

anonymous asked:

Hello!! I'm officially done with Prime Earth after this week. Which title would you recommend for someone who's only focused on books with Dick as a main character before? Preferably New Earth & Batfam related :)

Yeahhh, it looks like the general consensus is that this week sucked for comics.

But alright. If you want something light, casual, happy, and easy to read, I’d recommend Li’l Gotham. It has a [Vol 1] and [Vol 2]. It’s affordable, very cute, and has a Batfamily focus.

Otherwise, my favorite era of comics is the Dick!Bat era. I think Dick had a solid couple years in the cowl, and his relationship with Damian is one of my favorites due to the dramatic character development Damian undergoes. I made [this trade guide], because it’s honestly pretty confusing figuring out how to collect runs. It’s definitely not intuitive to new readers, but you can purchase those trades in chronological order with some confidence. I already mentioned [The Black Mirror] in that post, but I really feel that it deserves to be mentioned again because it’s probably my favorite comic of all time. The story is so thoughtful and symbolic that I would consider it a literary masterpiece, which is not something I say about most comics.

Next, I’d recommend [The Batman Files], because I’ve actually bought it five times. It’s not a ‘comic book’ so much as it’s a personal scrapbook of Bruce Wayne’s life. I think it offers an invaluable insight into the Bat mythos, and I [ramble about it a lot here].

If you’re interested in Dick as Robin and Babs as Batgirl, we have [Robin: Year One and Batgirl: Year One]. One of my favorite comics of all time is [Teen Titans: Year One]. I’ve read it at least six times, but I definitely recommend it for its emphasis on Dick’s roots with the Titans since they’re like a family to him. We also have [Scarecrow: Year One], which features Dick as Robin. I want to be clear and say that I’m not recommending the Scarecrow story so much as I’m recommending this comic for its insight on Dick and Bruce’s relationship. Most Scarecrow fans that I know aren’t impressed with this origin story in terms of Jonathon Crane, but I feel the rest of the comic makes up for that (minus the womanizer angle) because I’m a biased Dick Grayson fan and it should be illegal for Bruce and Dick to be this cute. 

Let’s see, what can I throw at you next… The Nightwing Dixon run. Here’s [Vol 1] and here’s [Vol 2]. [Vol 3] will be out in January. [Vol 4] comes out in April. I really wish DC would release these faster, but unfortunately we’re stuck waiting. This era is where we see Dick gaining complete independence as Nightwing to protect his own city. It’s a story about his growth as a character, and it’s where you go if you want to see Dick as a police officer. (I said the Dick!Bat era was my favorite, but Officer Grayson actually holds my heart and soul.) This is where you go if you want to read about the DickBabs relationship, because Oracle features in this title frequently. What’s more, Tim Drake drops in every now and then, so you get some exposure to him and Dick being bros. Nightwing trades from the 90′s do exist, and I’d definitely recommend searching for them on Amazon or E-Bay if you’re impatient for the next volume. While you’re waiting for the other trades to get released, you can always check out [Nightwing: The Target]. Another random comic I want to recommend is [Birds of Prey #8] for Dick and Babs. That link goes to the kindle edition because the actual comic sells for over $40+ (which should give you an idea of how good it is).

The 1980′s isn’t for everyone, but I’m fond of New Teen Titans, and I think it’s a great era if you’re open to it. The Titans had a profound impact on Dick’s character growth, and Marv Wolfman is the co-creator of Nightwing. He’s one of the most influential writers of this character, hands down, and spent over a decade shaping Dick’s characterization. [Vol 1], [Vol 2], and [Vol 3] were recently reprinted. [Vol 4] comes out in January. This is where you go if you’re interested in the DickKory relationship. It’s also a title I’d recommend to people who were fans of the Teen Titans animated show, since that show was heavily based off of this era of comics.

I often talk about how Donna’s death had one of the greatest impacts on Dick’s life, and I do recommend this era for anyone who wants to see this play out. I think it’s nice if you read some NTT first in order to get exposure to Dick and Donna’s relationship as friends, but this isn’t required. You can start with [Graduation Day] and then move onto Outsiders [Vol 1], [Vol 2], [Vol 3], and [Vol 4], which are written by Judd Winick. Some highlights of this era are Dick and Roy’s relationship (definitely go here if you’re interested in that). This title is also strong in terms of LGBT and PoC representation. Anissa Pierce is a black, lesbian woman. Grace Choi is bisexual, a bad ass, and Asian-American. They end up living together, and I really think this title is underrated in terms of how progressive it is. Be aware that this title explores a lot of dark themes (tw for sex trafficking).

I’m going to move away from Dick Grayson now to highlight some other Batfamily members. [Lost Days] and [Under the Red Hood] offer a quick and easy introduction to Jason Todd, written by Judd Winick. Unfortunately, it’s harder finding the trades for Stephanie Brown and Cass Cain. Cass is getting her trade reprinted in January, starting with [Vol 1], but it’s a ways away. Until then, I’d recommend No Man’s Land, which is really the way to go for Cass anyway since it covers her first appearance. You can find [Vol 1], [Vol 2], [Vol 3], [Vol 4], and [Vol 5] here along with a nice introduction to Helena Bertinelli (For more Huntress, you can try [Huntress: Cry for Blood] and [Huntress: Year One]. Cry for Blood is more highly recommended for being in character, but it’s also more expensive). Oracle is another major focus in NML, as well as Bruce. Dick and Tim both make appearances too. If you find that collecting No Man’s Land in print form is too expensive or too much to read, then I’d like to direct your attention to Graphic Audio, where you can listen to the novelization of this story with voice actors for over 11 hours. [Part 1] is here and [Part 2] is here. I honestly cannot recommend this enough, because it’s an amazing experience to listen to. The voice actors are spot on (you will melt at Dick Grayson’s voice just because), and the music and sound effects are seamlessly integrated as well. If you have to spend your money on one thing on this list, I’d say this is your best investment, particularly if you’re looking for a story that involves the entire Batfamily. Moving on, I’d love to offer some Tim Drake stuff, but DC is lagging here. [Vol 1] of his Robin solo goes into reprint this November, and [Vol 2] comes out in March. This is also where you’d go to see Steph as Spoiler. Finaaaally, to draw this to a close, I want to offer another Bruce Wayne focused story. [Bruce Wayne – Murderer?] comes first, followed by Fugitive [Vol 1], [Vol 2], and [Vol 3]. Dick, Tim, Cass, Steph, and Babs all feature here.

-deep breath- Okay. So this definitely isn’t everything New Earth has to offer, but I feel like I hit a lot of the major stuff, especially from a Dick Grayson / Batfam centric viewpoint. I did my best to focus on stories that are affordable, well-written and easy to collect. <: I hope these characters devour your soul.

Hidden Rooms - Part 2

Part 1 

Jughead has followed a mysterious new girl to a room that provides students with escape. He starts to learn more about the girl to only find himself infatuated with her.

Jughead x Reader

Word Count: 2,578

Masterlist

Taglist: @sgarrett49


It was the final bell and I was off to my locker. As I turned a corner, there she was again. She was leaned up against the wall of lockers and upon seeing me, perked up from her position.

“You knew where my locker was?”, I gave an eyebrow.

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Okay but, Tim, Cass, and Steph’s period cycles all match up. And once Steph learns this she makes an event where at least one day that week they pile into a blanket fort with chocolate, movies, and heating pads. And this goes on for years

And the first time Tim and Cass have their cycle while Steph is dead, they keep the tradition going. They know Steph wouldn’t want them to stop. It’s bittersweet, there are some tears and a lot of chocolate. But they’re glad they did it. 

Injuries

Pairing: Tim Drake X Reader

Words: 1200+

Summary: The reader gets injured during a mission and Tim helps her change out of her mission clothes.

Warnings: None, just fluff

A/N: Just thought I would write a Tim imagine since there aren’t that many out there. And because I love the little shit.


Bruce had sent you to out to stop some asshole who was dealing drugs and pimping out girls while he and Tim went after a larger group of dealers. The only reason he had sent you alone was because this guy usually traveled alone. Usually being the operative word there. When you arrived to the worn down warehouse, you silently made your way into the building. Staying in the shadows, you tried to locate the man you were after. Finally, he came into your line of vision. He was talking on the phone when you ran at him, tackling him to the ground. He punched you in the face, knocking you off of him. You fought with him for a minute or so before three other men ran into the open area that you and the man were in. So today was one of the days he wasn’t alone; thanks Bruce. You managed to get all of them down, just as Commissioner Gordon arrived. You ran back to the batcave, cradling your right arm that had managed to be broken at the elbow and dislocated at the shoulder. You could tell that you had some bruised, if not broken, ribs as well.

“He wasn’t alone. Headed back to the cave,” you managed to say through the com around your labored breathing.

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okay but i need more than two panels showing how this team up went down like did poison ivy and batgirl get along after the last time they met?? did jason shoot at the villains “accidentally”?? idk i need a Batman #39.1 where they go out for ice cream afterwards

“Hey Timbo!” Jason yelled across the apartment. He was eating a bowl of Lucky Charms, sans marshmallows because Tim had picked them all out and eaten them yesterday, and wearing nothing but briefs and mismatching Halloween socks. “Have you seen today’s headline?”

Tim walked in, straightening his tie. “Who poisoned the water supply this time?”

“Nobody!” Jay says. He held out his phone in Tim’s direction. “Look at this!”

Tim walked over and took the phone. “Wayne Heir Courted by Mystery Beau? Who still writes like that?” They’d figured this would happen eventually. He’d have to make a media statement at some point, but until then it was business as usual, no matter how much he hated the speculation and the media circus. If the world was fawning over Tim Drake-Wayne’s new boyfriend, it wouldn’t be poking around into anything else he might be doing.

“All the best trashy newspapers. There’s a shaky picture of me from a distance and everything.” He lifted his bowl and loudly slurped the rest of the milk. “Last time I got into the gossip pages I had to die.” He grinned. “This is much more fun.”

Tim rolled his eyes. “You’re incorrigible.”

“It’s why you love me.”

“Well yeah. See you after work?” Tim leaned in for a kiss.

“Have fun. Try not to snap and stab some old rich dude. Or at least take a video if you do.”

“Shut up!” Tim called, grinning, as he ran out the door.

Work was boring. Except his phone buzzed periodically through the day, each time a new Buzzfeed article from Jason.

“15 People Who Might Be Dating Tim Drake”

“20 People Who Are Definitely Not Dating Tim Drake”

“10 Reasons You Wish You Were Tim Drake’s Mystery Date”

“25 Reasons Tim Drake Is the Queer Icon Gotham Deserves”

“You should pick me up from work,” Tim sends at about midday. “The speculation is weirding me out. I’m dating you, not Zac Efron.”

“I bet you wish you were dating Zefron,” Jay replies.

Tim sent three texts in rapid succession.

“I do not.”

“We’re in this together J.”

“Get your head in the game.”

“I hate you,” Jason said.

“You love me and you know it”


The article was just funny at first. Jason figured that nothing would really be different. But then Tim wanted him to pick him up at work. He knew that there’d be at least a few paparazzi waiting now that the article had drawn everyone’s attention. This was it. His first real appearance as Tim’s boyfriend.

He wasn’t panicking at all, he told himself as he spread half his closet out on the bed. But he had to be good enough for Tim. He couldn’t figure out what kind of image he wanted to show the media. He couldn’t ruin Tim’s reputation.

Tim had talked to him at one point about their plan for when the media found out. Kind of. He said it would happen when it happened, and that their relationship was the one thing he didn’t want to have to lie about. Except for the part where Jason was legally dead, but they couldn’t really work around that one.

“You should pick me up at work.” Jason had reread the text a dozen times. That was no guidance whatsoever.

A suit. He should probably wear a suit. Be the put-together boyfriend Tim deserved. He probably owned a suit? No right, he did. He had one from going undercover. It looked almost okay after he ironed it, especially once he stole a tie from Tim’s side of the closet.

He couldn’t ask Tim for advice. He was trusting him to get this right. He had to get this right.

Jay showed up at Wayne Enterprises a few minutes before Tim got off, hands balled tightly in his pockets. He’d been to Tim’s office, but only after it was closed.

“I’m here for Tim Wayne?” he said to Tim’s secretary.

“Do you have an appointment?” the secretary asked.

“I, um.” Jason nearly swore, but cut himself off. He was here to make a good impression. “I’m his…”

Tim stepped out of his office. “He’s my boyfriend.”

Jason’s face lit up. Tim had said that before, but never to anyone outside the family. Definitely no one at work. Tim took his hand as they headed towards the elevator.

“You didn’t have to dress up,” Tim murmured once the doors closed.

“But the media will be here.”

“I said that I didn’t want to lie.” He squeezed Jason’s hand. “That means I don’t want you to have to either.”

“Then what do I do?”

“Just be you, okay?”

Jason nodded. “Okay.”

They stepped out of the elevator and walked through the lobby.

“You sure you want me to be myself?” Jason asked.

“Yeah,” Tim said. He looked at Jason and smiled. Jason grinned as they stepped through the door.

Cameras began flashing almost instantly. Jason pulled Tim close, wrapped one arm around him, and dipped him. Tim grinned up at him and his breath caught in his throat.

In one movement, Jason pressed his lips to Tim’s and flipped off the paparazzi with his free hand. Tim laughed when Jason finally pulled away.

“You know they can’t sell the pictures if I’m giving them the finger?” Jason whispered.

“I love you,” Tim said, grabbing his tie and pulling him down for another kiss.

anonymous asked:

Hey! I love your blog. I'm having a super sucky week, so do you have any Steph headcanons that would make me feel better?

I feel you tbh, but I’ll do my best!

  • Steph always has sour candy on her person. She started carrying them around because the sensory jolt helps her stay awake in class after being out all night, but it’s a habit now, so she packs them in all her bags and her utility belt. She’s also the reigning champion of the Wayne Manor Sour Candy Eating Contest. It was a long and hard battle, but she won, and that’s what’s important. 
  • Damian’s name in Steph’s phone is just (ง'̀-‘́)ง. He was not consulted on that point, but honestly? He doesn’t seem to mind.
  • A scene I found in my drafts with absolutely no context:

“I think I’m okay.” Stephanie rolled sideways, checking for all her limbs. “Unless I got stabbed again. Did I get stabbed again?”

“A little bit.”

“Damn it.” She could feel it now, diagonal across the right side of her ribs— really more of a cut than a stab wound. Could be worse. “Well that didn’t go too badly, did it?”

Jason dropped his chip back into the bowl, giving her the eye. “You fell off a water tower.”

“And you stopped for snacks, apparently. We all got our problems.”

“Speaking of problems.” Jason nodded towards the cave entrance, where Tim was coming down the stairs. Tim looked concerned, but he smiled when he saw Stephanie with her eyes open.

“Hey! You’re awake.”

“Hey…” Steph dropped her voice lower, like she had just woken up, and beckoned him closer. As soon as Tim came near enough, she reached up and punched him in the shoulder. 

“Ow!”

“And I’m cured!” Steph sat up brightly, crossing her legs beneath her. She grabbed a handful of chips out of Jason’s bowl while he was too busy laughing to stop her. “It’s a miracle.”

“What was that for?”

“You made fun of my hat this morning.” The hat in question was a striped beanie with the bat logo on it— not official issue, of course, but if the Gotham tourist trade couldn’t benefit from the Batman, was he really helping the city? Debatable. Steph loved her hat.

“That’s because the hat is terrible.”

“How dare you.” Steph raised a finger in mock anger. “And it wasn’t terrible during white elephant last year, was it? Because— may I remind you— you yelled at me when I stole it from you.”

“What? I can like terrible things.” Tim shrugged. “For example, I also like Jason.”

Jason took another chip. “That’s fair.”

Creepypasta #525: The Cheater

I tried to ignore all of the signs that my husband was cheating on me. He would always “work” late into the night, we would awaken in the middle of the night to mysterious phone calls, and our credit card bill showed he bought an obscenely large number of hotel rooms you know the usual stuff. I tried to ignore it for as long as I could. I didn’t want to believe it but it every night it would nag at the back of my mind until I couldn’t Ignore it anymore.

One night when he came home from ‘work’ at 9 o’clock I ambushed him. As he came through the door I noticed he was wearing different clothes than those he left in that morning. I was sure now that he was cheating. 

“Why so late Tim?” I asked. 

“Oh honey I told you I was going to be late tonight at work and Jeff wants those reports done by Tuesday.” 

I interrupted him, “cut the shit Tim, I know you’re not being honest with me. You’ve been coming home late every day for the past two weeks. Tell me what you’ve really been doing.” 

Tim tried to look insulted but I saw right through his faux response. He is a horrible liar. “Honey, I honestly don’t know what you’re talking about we have been swamped all this week, and Jeff wants those reports in by Tuesday.” he said “I don’t know what to tell you.” 

I stood up, “Tim, you use the same excuse every damn time” I stopped. “Where are your clothes Tim?” I asked just remembering that they were missing. “Why would you change at work” 

Tim visually stumbled around with his thoughts before putting on his best poker-face, and said “Honey, I have no idea what you are talking about.” 

Now I knew for sure that he was cheating. “At least try and come up with a good lie, asshole.” I said and then stormed out of the room. I knew now that I had to do something. I decided that I would follow him home from work the next day and see where he would go. The best case scenario I thought is that I would find out he actually was working and worst case I would at least know what he was doing. Win-win, I thought.

The next day I woke up and went through my normal routine, took a shower, ate breakfast, all the good stuff. I didn’t want him to know anything was up. I took the day off work so I could watch him all day. Right after Tim left for work I got in my car and went to his office building downtown. I sat in the parking lot and then realized that I had nothing to do all day except sit in the car. I began to browse Reddit for a while but then I felt the boredom creep in and decided to drive around a little bit. I mean where was he going to go in the middle of the day? 

As I pulled back into his office’s lot I noticed that his Tahoe was not in the parking spot anymore. “God dammit” I thought “who knows where he is now.” I decided to wait around and about 20 minutes later I saw his car pull in. I wanted to confront him right then and there but I didn’t want to possibly hurt his career so I stayed in the car. At about 5 O’clock he walked out of the building and got in his car. 

“Okay now we will finally see where he goes after work” I thought. I followed him for about ten minutes and he stayed on route for our apartment the entire time. I continued following him until he turned into our apartment complex. “Well shit he came home on time today” I thought “but there is still the question of where he was earlier.”

I waited about 5 minutes and then pulled into the apartment so he wouldn’t be suspicious. As I walked through the door I found Tim waiting for me. 

“Where have you been?” he said with a smirk on his face. 

“Really funny Tim, how about you tell me where you where today?” I said.

“Come on, you know I was at work.” he replied. 

“Okay well then where did you go when you left at 1 today?” I asked him. He seemed genuinely surprised that I asked him that. 

Then he put on a smile. “Were you following me today?” he asked. 

“Yes I was, and I know you weren’t at work all day today.” I responded. 

“Well if you must know-” ‘finally he is admitting something’ I thought. 

“-I was out getting you these” he pulled out a bunch of shopping bags. I was astounded and I realized that I seemed like a huge bitch. I was standing here accusing him of cheating when he went out of his way to buy me new clothes.

“I’m so sorry Honey” I told him,”It just seemed really suspicious at first” 

He smiled at me. “Its okay sweetie I know that I need to be home more. I will do my best to get home as early as I can.”

For that moment I had forgotten everything. The next few days I had been blinded by the power of gifts. Then I started to notice strange things, the clothes he had gotten me didn’t all fit quite right and they had a strange smell to them before I washed them. When I asked him he said that he wasn’t sure what size I was and that he had kept them next to him gym bag while he was at work.

I decided to do one last thing to ease my suspicions. I waited in bed until Tim fell all the way asleep and then I snuck out of the room. I was careful not to make any loud noises and I avoided any creaking stairs. I went to the dining table and picked up his wallet. 

Inside I found all the normal things of a wallet, debit card, drivers license, pictures. When I looked in the last slot I found what I had feared, a motel 6 room card. I quickly grabbed his wallet, went outside and got in my car. When I got to the motel 6 I began to feel really stupid but my curiosity pushed me on. I wasn’t sure what I was going to find. 

I went inside and looked around for his room number. 306 here it is, I thought. I slid the key in the slot and opened the door. 

Immediately I could tell something was not right. The room was a mess and it reeked worse than anything I had ever smelled before. I did a quick search of the room but I didn’t find anything incriminating. The next thing I did was open the bathroom door. 

Immediately as I opened the door I threw up. I threw up about three times before stabilizing myself. I looked into the bathroom and saw six girls, nay corpses sliced and bloodied as if a pack of wild dogs had got at them. I held my breath and went into the room. Besides the visceral bodies and torn limbs I saw nothing else. 

I looked at the sink and saw a few pictures sitting there. I picked them up and screamed at what I saw. 

The pictures were all of the frightened girls, still alive, in the bathroom. 

They were wearing my new clothes.

Credits to: Daeagles24 

Imagine a coworker being sexist, and you and Sam both flip out

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Originally posted by whatsupwinchester

“….and, well, you know how women are with numbers.” this causes everyone the group to crack up. Everyone except for you, that is.


“I’m sorry, but I don’t understand.” you say, trying your best not to kick that guy’s ass. “What are you implying?”


“Well, you know, women and numbers?” your coworker, Tim, says, and you look at him blankly. “And math?” You frown, an eyebrow raised. “How men are better at math than women?”


“Really?” you ask, pretending to be fascinated. “Because when I went to school, everyone had to take math if they wanted to go to college, and my class was mostly females.” You shrug, closing the folder. “Then again, you did go to school a while ago, so it’s probably a generation thing.”


“What?” he demands. 


You get to your feet, smiling at the group. “Have a lovely day, everyone.”

***

You walk into the break room, and see Sam standing there, looking around uncomfortably. “Oh, thank God you’re here.” you say, pulling him into a tight hug.


His hands immediately go around your waist, and he kisses your forehead. “Bad day?” he asks.


“That’s the understatement of the year.” you mutter, pulling away. “I hate my coworkers, they’re all so rude, and sexist, and horrible.”


“Hey, Y/N.” you turn around, and see none other than Timothy. “What happened at that meeting today? You took that pretty personal…. is it your time of the month or something?”


“What did you just say to me?” you demand.


“See, here you go again, getting emotional over nothing.” Tim rolls his eyes, looking at your boyfriend. “Women, am I right?”


“You don’t know you’re messing with.” Sam growls. “You have no right to disrespect my girlfriend like that okay? You’re no better than her just because you’re a man, and-” 


“Wow, calm down, buddy.” he says, laughing. “It’s okay, women are just overly sensitive, that’s why they belong in the kitchen, where no one can hurt their fragile little feelings.” 


That’s it. You rush at him, and punch him in the face with such force, he’s knocked to the ground. “You stupid misogynist piece of crap.” You pick him up by the tie, and punch him again. “Still think women are weak?” 

Not gonna lie, there’s like 40% of me that doesn’t want any of the other kids there when Damian comes back because think of how much fun 

1) Damian very calmly strolls into the Outlaws’ base.

“WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD.”

“Wow, Todd, you really aren’t allowed to talk.”

2) Jason keeps breaking into Tim’s room, so he isn’t surprised when his security system says there’s someone inside.

“Okay how the hELL did you even get in here? I just updated my system and it is freaking voice activated how did you OH HOLY MOTHER OF GOTHAM”

3) Babs is very casually going about her business when her intercom goes off.

“Batgirl, Mr. Freeze was just sighted a block from your location.”

“Okay, I got it cover– HOLD UP DID I MISS SOMETHING??”

(Dick’s appartement is much easier to get into then Damian expected. The security system seems to be down. Grayson isn’t there. Why won’t anyone tell him where Grayson is?)

Anon prompted: Would you write a follow up to your homeless klaine fic? Maybe in a few years time after they’re settled and married, they come across a homeless kid and bring the kid to their home??

The Homeless!Klaine fic

“Hey, Sport, you hungry?" 

"Oh, starving!" 

Tim all but leaps off the couch to join Kurt and Blaine at the table that is covered with food to celebrate Christmas Eve. The three of them had been invited to several parties by Kurt and Blaine’s co-workers, but the three of them opted to stay alone. 

They always do. 

Because Christmas Eve means more to them than what most people realize. Sometimes it’s still hard for the now 13 year old boy to understand how much his life has changed in four years. 

Four years ago, he had been starving, too. 

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I just thought about Davina on the Other Side and that's the result of my fantasy:
  • Davina: Where am I?
  • Kol: Congratulations you're on the Other Side, love!
  • Davina: Who the hell are you?!
  • Kol: Oh that's a bad word for such little girls!
  • Davina: Are you kidding me?!
  • Kol: Calm down, little girl. Let's start fresh. I'm Kol Mikaelson.
  • Davina: Mikaelson? You're an old one, aren't you?
  • Kol: Yes, I am. Or I was. Now I'm a ghost and my siblings doesn't seem to give a fuck about that ...
  • Davina: Well, that sucks.
  • Kol: I know. So you're Davina, the super witch. Finally sacrificed for the sake of this stupid harvest ritual.
  • Davina: The harvest ... I remember ... So they lied about coming back. What a surprise. That means I'm dead now. It doesn't seem to be very awful.
  • Kol: Oh you wouldn't say this after you spent months all alone where you can't do anything than watching all the people of the land of the living.
  • Davina: How can you be dead? Everyone says that Originals can't be killed.
  • Kol: Long story. I'm gonna tell you later ... or never. It's ... embarrassing.
  • Davina: Okay .. Wait, hang on! Where are the other dead people? Where is Tim?
  • Kol: Oh you mean your fiddler mate you're in love with?
  • Davina: Yes! Have you seen him?
  • Kol: Oh honey, you didn't figured out yet how this works, did you? This boy was a normal human. You're a witch. I'm an original. We're supernatural but he isn't. The Other Side is just for supernatural creatures. You won't see him again.
  • Davina: ...
  • Kol: Hey I'm sorry. Really. Death is bullshit. Even for kids. But let's be positive. You're not alone. I see you're scared. Don't be. I'm going to protect you even if it's not really necessary.
  • Davina: You will keep me safe?
  • Kol: I will. You have my word on that.
  • Davina: Can I trust you?
  • Kol: Figure it out.