okay but is it sasha braus or

OKAY, BUT

CAN WE ALL TAKE A DAMN MINUTE TO TALK ABOUT THOSE DAMN TITANS, ESPECIALLY THE ONE WHO THOUGHT HE WAS VICTOR NIKIFOROV (I DON’T EVEN WATCH THAT SHOW) AND DID THE DAMN AIR SPIN

THE FUCK WAS UP WITH THAT!?!

I THOUGHT THIS WAS ATTACK ON TITAN, NOT TITANS ON ICE

THOUGHTS ON FINALE

LETS DO THIS.

- Nice reintroduction of a character that you’ve either a) completely hated or b) have come to pity.

- Mikasa desperately trying to protect Eren. :3

- Hannes stepping in to protect them both. ;-;

- The scene where Ymir saves Erwin like damn, save danchou for us all.

- Historia basically confessing her love for Ymir before they both, along with Sasha and Connie, TURN INTO A BADASS TITAN SLAYING QUARTET.

- The Jearmin. Jearmin. Jearmin. :D

- OKAY THE SCENE WITH EREN DESPERATELY TRYING TO TRANSFORM VISIBLY MADE ME FEEL HORRIBLE FOR HIM AND WANT TO HUG HIM AND TELL HIM IT’S OKAY.

I FUCKING HATED HOW THEY PARALLELED HANNES’ DEATH WITH CARLA’S STOP MAKING ME BAWL MY EYES OUT ANIME

- YUKI KAJI’S VOICE ACTING BROKE MY HEART WHEN EREN STARTED CRYING AND SCREAMING LIKE FUCK LET ME HUG EREN PLEASE

- Yui Ishikawa did a phenomenal job on the confession scene. The way her voice went soft, it broke me in so many ways.

- On note of the confession, CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL IT WAS?! HOLY SHIT MAN

- THE COORDINATE OKAY WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR THIS OKAY IT WAS DONE JUSTICE 1000x OVER!!!

- OKAY WHEN EREN SCREAMED AT REINER AND THE TITANS STARTED GOING AFTER HIM, FUCKING EPIC.

- BERTOLT FRANTICALLY SWINGING HIS SWORD AT THE TITANS OMG 

- THE GOODBYE WITH YUMIHISU FELT SO EMOTIONAL HOLY SHIT FUCKING “attackD” LIKE NO DON’T DO THIS TO ME

- Okay, the scene with RBY on the wall was really pretty. Like, especially knowing Ymir’s backstory at this point, it makes what she says a lot more depressing.

- BEARDWIN FUCKING BEARDWIN HALLELUJAH

- God, the anime keeps making Levi look hotter every episode. What is this witchcraft?

-Shots of the Squad, ahhhHHH!! SO EPIC

-FUCKING ZEKE FUCKING ZEKE WE FUCKIGN SAW ZEKE HOLY FUCKING aaaaaAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH

- SEASON 3 NEXT YEAR MOTHERFUCKERS

Nice things of SNK S02E12

1. Seeing Hannes again ;-;

2. Eren’s rage quit before proceeding to bro-fist the fuck out of the smiling titan

3. Mikasa’s kink for Eren wrapping her scarf around her neck

4. Erwin-I-Give-No-Fucks arm or no arm I will still fight for humanity

5. Armin jumping out of his horse, while trying not to fall to get to Jean

6. Armin waving his blade while clinging on to Jean to protect him

7. Krista regarding herself as Historia Reiss now

8. Just Yumikuri being freaking canon and one of the most beautiful ship

9. Ymir’s sacrifice

10. Armin being narrator

11. Erwin’s smile

12. Jean and Armin theorizing

13. SEASON 3 SNK WILL OFFICIALLY BE RELEASE NEXT YEAR GOD BLESS US and have mercy (for the pain)

  • connie: *is wearing hawaiian-printed shorts*
  • sasha: what are you WEARING??
  • connie: oh, these are my vacation shorts
  • sasha, internally: well, if the internet calls jean shorts jorts, then that makes these--
  • sasha, out loud: VORTS
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okay i got this ask like ages ago but i loved it so much i just hoarded it until now so to anon: im sorry i mean youve probably forgotten that you even sent me this but thank you so much for sending it

(also special thanks to @writers-haven for helping me figure all this out! i lov u)

SNK/AOT: NSFW With Armin

- At first he’s pretty awkward since he’s not experienced and he gets really shy seeing you naked for the first time. After a few times he doesn’t get as nervous but he still blushes slightly everytime he sees your body.

- Armin is quite noisy during sex and really enjoys receiving oral from you. He tends to cover his mouth so you don’t hear them but after a while he’ll let them out.

- His favorite positions are reverse cowgirl and the lap dance/face off. He also enjoys missionary from time to time.

- Armin would be very interested in toys as he’s a very curious guy and would want to see which ones you like the most.

- He’s very loving and would like slow, passionate sex but occasionally he’ll need a quickie. But Armin isn’t into rough sex.

- Armin lowkey would enjoy watching you suffer. He’d have two fingers inside you, curling right against your spot while the other arm held your leg open wide. Then as you’re on the brink of your orgasm he’d innocently ask, “Am i doing okay?” or “Does that feel good (Y/N)?” and then would stop if you didn’t answer him.

- He’s not very dominant and wouldn’t mind much if you wanted him to be submissive.

- Armin isn’t as innocent as you may think, trust me.

Originally posted by aurieackerman

  • sasha: hey connie do you think i could eat a hamburger AND a hot dog?
  • connie: i think you should just take one for now
  • sasha: i'm gonna eat a hamburger AND a hot dog.
  • connie: i really think you should take just one for now
  • sasha, taking both a hamburger and a hot dog: i'm strong. extremely strong. stronger than all of you. i will eat this hamburger AND this hot dog all by myself
  • connie: okay now you're just quoting mikasa but with food
  • sasha: i know
  • Sasha: Ooh, I have to tell you something.
  • Jean: What?
  • Sasha: Well, I can't tell you.
  • Jean: Okay, but wouldn't it be easier if you had to tell me something that you could tell me?
  • Sasha: Well, sure, in a perfect world. But no, I promised I wouldn't tell and I swore to all my gods.
  • Jean: Okay. Does it have to do with Eren and Armin?
  • Sasha: No.
  • Jean: Does it have to do with Mikasa?
  • Sasha: No.
  • Jean: Does it have to do with Connie and that sock that he keeps by his bed?
  • Sasha: No, but let's come back to that later.
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Inkotober 24th: one dozen. Just twelve left alive (not sure about Ymir and Annie but- I WANT TO BELIEVE) I am not okay

Aot characters as really weird things I’ve heard

Reiner: “ I like to drink coffee because it makes my semen thick and white. Just like me. ”

Armin: “ I always drink wee-smoke weed when I’m drunk. ”

Sasha: “ We just need money for a vaporizer-”

Connie: “ No we don’t. ”

Sasha: “ …some gas masks-”

Connie: “ We don’t need a ga- We don’t. We don’t -we don’t need gas masks.

Sasha: ” And a bong. “

Connie: ” We don’t need a bong man, come on! “

Sasha: ” Yeah we do dude! Come on! How are we- how are we supposed to get to mars?! “

Connie: ” I don’t know what she’s talking about. We’re not going to mars. “

Krista: ” Okay? “

Ymir: ” oGAY! “

Marco: ” What the fuck are you doing? Why are naked? Why is your penis hanging out? “

Jean: ” That’s not my penis that’s my belly button. “

Eren: ” So what if I whip my dick out? “

Mikasa: ” I’ll suck it. “

Annie: ” Strangle me with your ankle bracelet. “

Bertl: ” You’re smoking way too much beer dude. “

SNK characters as thing my step dad has said/done

Eren “Gene Wilder didn’t die he’s still alive– *Looks at Wiki* ……Oh. WAIT WHAT”
Mikasa “You dirty raaaaat you killed my brothaaaaaa”
Armin “I bought some comic books and I didn’t know they were pornos BUT I bought them so I’m gonna read them..”
Jean *Writes down Miracle whip on the grocery list but it spells out “Mirkel Wip”*
Marco *Is sore af but he plays with the kids ‘cus they wanna and then he gets sore after*
Reiner “I think that lady was hitting on me at Dunkin’ Donuts she kept calling me hun” Me: She calls everyone hun.. Him: SHE SAID IT TO ME WITH MORE MEANING I KNOW SHE DID
Bertl “What the hell is that smell– Oh shit I forgot I left something in the oven DON’T TELL YOUR MOM *Runs*”
Annie “I don’t want to leave today I just want to live in this bed today..”
Connie *Shaves head* “Did I miss anything??” *Patches all over his head* “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YES AW MAN”
Sasha “I didn’t prepare anything for dinner and your mom isn’t home… Wanna order out?”
Levi *Leaves his coffee in the microwave after heating it up* ….. Where’s my coffee.. *It’s been in there for hours now*
Hanji “How does the sun rotate around the earth if the earth spins so fast..?? Like.. The earth spins so fast but it’s like nothing is moving..”
Erwin *Conspiracy theories on how aliens built the pyramid*
Mike  “I’m gonna see A7X in concert this year” Me: You’re like 40 Him: I DON’T CARE THEY GOT GOOD SONGS
Moblit “I think I was drunk when I said that..”
Pixis “I wish I had hair again I’d totally have a mohawk”
Nile *Is left with hamburger* *Mom comes home to no dinner* “I didn’t know what to make for dinner you didn’t tell me! What do I make with this hamburger???” *There’s literally 500 recipes with hamburger but that’s okay we still love you*

SNK Audio Drama Transcript: “Survey Corps’ Special Appreciation Party Squad - Operation: Hospitality”

調査兵団特別打ち上げ班~作戦名O・MO・TE・NA・SHI -

Survey Corps’ Special Appreciation Party Squad - Operation: Hospitality

[translation: yusenki | editing: thirstylevi​]

Scene: The 104th cadets are hosting the SC’s post-expedition appreciation party for the soliders, and Captain Levi is the guest of honor. Erwin convinces Levi to go.

Characters: Armin, Eren, Mikasa, Jean, Erwin, Levi, Sasha

Intro: Survey Corps is the organization of man-kind’s last hope and their specialty in eliminating titans made them the man-kind’s strongest military force.

Armin: [flipping page] So then we, the Survey Corps’ special appreciation party squad, took care of the preparation for the appreciation party held after the 84th expedition outside the wall. As of right now, the appreciation party after the expedition is just an empty shell; in the past many people attended this party, but due to cost cutting, we have reached the point where we can only serve water and raw potatoes, so the number of attendees are declining. After the cuts, the special appreciation party is continuously afraid that no guests will attend. But tonight, the appreciation party will be different. [flipping page] Tonight for the first time after 21 parties in the past, there will be a special guest. That guest of honor is the strongest soldier among mankind, Captain Levi!

Eren: Thank you, Foreman (supervisor) Armin, and all of you. You heard it, tonight there will be a big job for us, which is the special appreciation party, and just for this party we need to make it successful no matter what.

Jean: Tch, that’s obvious, we don’t need you to tell us such simple things.

Mikasa: Food Provision Head Jean, please listen to Chief Eren until he finishes.


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The unrequested sequel and Jean’s POV to fenfyre’s prompt:  All I want to do is get over my dumb crush on you, and you’re making it really hard by being so touchy-feely AND FOR GOD’S SAKE STOP WALKING AROUND OUR ROOM NAKED


Marco Bodt was an undeserved gift. For all the trouble Jean caused in high school, all the homework assignments he missed, all the kids whose faces he personally acquainted with the concrete, all the cars he may or may not have egged, he expected nothing but the worst for his first roommate in college. Where he expected an asshole, he found a saint. When he expected some self-absorbed jock or egotistical know-it-all, he instead received a bookish nerd with the most adorable self-confidence issues. Who cared about how others thought he appeared? That was a needless concern that plagued Marco most days.

But worst of all, when he expected an uncomfortably straight roommate, he got… Marco.

In the first two weeks Jean came to quite a few conclusions about his new roommate. First and foremost Marco had a personality almost as soft as his appearance. Something about the way he carried himself made Jean just want to embrace him, like a small puppy or kitten. While not as lean nor as toned as Jean, Marco had the right amount of body in the right places. And it only served to entice Jean and whittle away at his self-control.

Marco was patient, kind, and awkward. He was messy, loved cinnamon cookies to an almost unhealthy degree, and trusted those around him too quickly for Jean’s tastes but that’s just what made him so goddamn endearing. That and the smattering of freckles across his cheeks. Those were Jean’s kryptonite.

The signs were few and far in between but it really shouldn’t have surprised Jean when Marco made a sudden declaration their second week in the dorm.

Jean had just finished another cup of instant ramen when he heard a nervous grumble from Marco’s side of the room. Jean glanced over at the still undecorated portion of their tiny shared space.

“Uh, Jean?” Marco cautiously spoke.

“Yeah?” Jean’s mouth fell into its natural scowl.

“I got something to tell ya… and I think you deserve to know this about me since we’re sharing a room after all,” Marco’s voice wavered. The unusual shift in Marco’s behavior captured Jean’s undivided attention. “I understand if you’ll want to leave me or have me leave but- I’m gay.”

Jean’s eyes widened upon hearing those words. The words he only ever heard Marco say in shower fantasies. He frowned when he processed those words because that meant he was eternally fucked.

In a few words Marco smashed the last of Jean’s self-control. After understanding what those words meant, Jean embraced them almost as tightly as he embraced Marco.

“That would <i>never</i> be a problem for me, don’t worry,” Jean replied in the most composed voice he could manage. He felt Marco tense up at the unexpected contact but he soon relaxed into Jean’s arms. “And if anyone ever gives you shit for it, tell me. I’ll introduce them to the pavement, intimately.”

Jean let the hug linger longer than he probably should have but why wouldn’t he? Christmas and his birthday came early that year.

Any reservations he had about touching Marco evaporated after that day. He indulged himself whenever he could: ruffling Marco’s hair, snuggling against Marco when they watched terrible movies on their shitty TV, and hugging him when the time called for it or even sometimes when it didn’t call for it.

Jean’s heart was captured hook, line, and sinker.

And for all of Jean’s bravado and determined nature, he was hopeless in the realm of actually flirting and confessing his affection. Unlike Marco who at least had the balls to tell him straight up, Jean couldn’t bring himself to tell Marco that he too liked dick. And boobs. But Marco probably caught the latter from all the vintage pin-up posters he had. They were both cute and pleasing on the eyes.

Instead of talking with Marco, Jean did the next best thing and dropped hints when and where he could. Whether through lingering touches, unsolicited nicknames, and even commenting on guys’ appearances here and there whenever they were out. Although they seemed to only come across as friendly or Jean’s vainly attempting to wingman for the awkward mess of freckles.

Even with the advice of the happiest couple he knew his tactics weren’t working.

“I don’t think he likes me,” Jean frowned. He pulled his milkshake nearby him and started sucking it down. “I’ve been air drying without a towel for like six weeks and he still hasn’t so much as talked to me about it.”

“So even letting it all hang loose ain’t working? He’s one tough customer,” Connie said. Thinking of the next course of action, Connie rubbed his chin in an exaggerated motion.

“I thought he would’ve at least commented on your nakedness. Did you see any subtle reactions? Did he blush? Did you see a half-chub?” Sasha inquired in between bites of her fries.

“Well of course he blushed, I was naked! I mean have you seen me? I’m not exactly unattractive.” Jean scoffed at the notion.

That earned some laughs from his childhood friends.

“Well did you look at his dick for the honest reaction?” Connie followed up.

“Nope.”

“There’s your problem. You gotta try and see if he likes what he sees. If that’s a yes then you hit on him.”

Jean crossed his arms as he debated it. “Are you sure this will work?”

“Yes.” Both his friends said in unison.

“It’s how I got Sasha. Although I was more suave about it than letting it hang loose.” Connie cracked a wide grin as he reminisced.

That earned a quirked eyebrow from Jean.

“And what exactly did you do?”

“I incorporated it into her favorite thing: food.”

Sasha paused her eating to blush at the memory. “Good times.”

Jean bit his lip as he soon regretted this train of thought.

“You know what? Forget I asked that. I think I get the idea though.”

“Good. Another piece of advice, always cook with aprons. They don’t cover much but they at least cover your nipples.”

As much as Jean didn’t want to hear those words, there was a story begging to be told there.

“I’m both horrified and curious.”

“So was I,” Sasha chimed in. “Also aroused.”

“Okay I’m out. You can have my fries!” Jean immediately left the booth and sped walked out of the dining hall and towards their dorm.

Marco would be back soon enough and if Jean knew Marco’s schedule as well as he did, then today would provide the perfect opportunity to practice Connie’s disturbing advice. Thursday afternoon yoga was perfect.

Part 1 | Part 3 (TBA)

Hope it was everything you were expecting Fen~

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