okay I need to stop lol

Lance is like… the unexpected ride or die friend. He’s the guy you call when your car breaks down in the middle of the night but only after you’ve already tried ten other people. And when he picks up you don’t really have high hopes because you two aren’t really that close, but apparently he didn’t get the memo because he’s immediately like “oh shit yeah sure gimme a sec to get some clothes on and get in my car and also do you want coffee or anything? because I think I’m gonna stop and get some so I don’t crash my car on the way lol. no? you sure? okay hang tight for a few mins be right there”

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Let me present to you my newly favorite skater Joe Johnson. He’s really awesome and I spent time marathoning his programs along with Karina Mantras ASDFGHJKL THEY ARE AWESOME OKAY! CHECK THEM OUT. (He is JJ as what he presents to be lol)

And anyone who thought otherwise needs to fite me. I mean he even reply to Kubo-sensei’s tweet “Thank you very much”. And he’s trying to learn how to wink atm.

I’m telling you to check out his twitter account for more!!! He’s so funny and very nice to his fans~ and his tweets made my day to be honest

ok WHO ALLOWED chapter 27 of the dream thieves

first of all,,

i’m actually going to combust

URGENT. SPASM?????

I NEED MORE DANGEROUS GANSEY OML

NOPE NOPENOPE

AND THEN IT ENDS WITH THIS ICONIC LINE ???? EXCUSE ME I’M CRYING

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The Crispy boy is done. HIS BOYFRIEND’S NEXT.

So, um…. I made a full version of Dan’s ‘terrible Eurovision song contest thing’ from Phil’s new anime cosplay video. Don’t ask me what I was thinking, I have no idea. It’s a little bit out of time in some places because Windows Movie Maker is a bitch, but I’m proud of it. Click ‘keep reading’ for lyrics~

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

Well the age of consent in Japan is 13. That doesn't mean it's morally ok. But by bandying about the 'consent laws of that country make it okay' you've just allied yourself to pedophilia. Congrats. Creep.

woo it’s like the first time I posted something Otayuri and already my first anti!

ooh boy, let’s go then, shall we?

  • pfft I’m a 22 yo girl from Russia and believe me, I know far better than you (whoever the fuck you are you coward) what’s okay and not okay in my culture. 15-16 year olds dating people of 18-19 years is pretty common. some may disapprove but unless someone gets knocked up, people generally don’t care.
  • both of them being guys would gather much more shit than 3 year freaking “age gap” (lol)
  • we seriously need to stop pretending that people under 18 don’t do anything sexual. like how stupid and ridiculous and divorced from reality do you need to be???
  • I was not so into everybody’s business so I can’t be sure but judging by people dating, at least ¼-1/3 of my year did something sexual before 18
  • age of consent in Russia is 16. in Kazakhstan too.
  • “paedophilia” lol. people just love throwing that word around nowadays. do you even know what that means? “Paedophilia is when a person sixteen years of age or older is primarily or exclusively sexually attracted to children who have not begun puberty (generally eleven years old or less)” who the hell is supposed to be under 11 here? I don’t think we even have those characters in YOI except for the triplets. and no one’s shipping them as far as I can see
  • I know our culture is super obsessed with sex but since when dating = sex, especially when you’re a teen??? I know plenty of people who dated and then split up all without doing more than making out occasionally
  • you being anon and not even trying to defend your ridiculous notions to my face just discredits what you said by like 50%
  • why do I even argue? it’s pointless. I can write 50 more points and it won’t make a difference to someone like you.  if you ship hate then have the balls to admit it. no need to try and justify your shitty  treatment of others in the fandom by taking an imaginary “high ground”

MJ out :)

so I’ve been doodling the V3 cast so I decided to assemble one of each character here

okay but there are so many ARMYs that don’t even follow me that have sent me asks talking about how jungkook is a so much better singer than baekhyun (the person my blog is about) and if i try to defend him or ask the to stop they all call me salty and all i can think is why? why do u need to push your faves down someone else’s throat? please just stop already. (this is not an attack on ARMYs but rather people who do this please don’t attack me lol)

A visual guide to @chronicolicity‘s ‘Resistance is built on hope’ - Virginie ‘Jyn’ Erso.


i wanted to make something cool and accurate but i made this instead (with dumb princess diaries and deadpool references i know forgive me)

anyway this fic is superflicious wonderful amazing and everybody needs to read it and send love to the author (also much love to @runakvaed and this flawless edit without whom id never have discovered it) 

prayaga22  asked:

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG Can you do one about OT4 supporting TaeBaby with his first solo concert ? TT TT TT TT So emo as it is but since I love death I need this lol ^^

i was waiting for the concert to be a little closer to get to this one! 

onew:

  • told taemin that under N O circumstance would he be attending his concert 
  • he’s serious
  • he’s serious taemin 
  • taemin doesn’t believe him largely bc he personally gave him the ticket as well as to the rest of shinee????? (taemin: stop this gag) 
  • backstage: brought a cutout of taemin’s head that’s the size of half a human and makes taemin take multiple pictures with it 
  • honestly such a proud dad 
  • “do well okay???? don’t use all your energy all at once!!! you’re going to do so great omg” 
  • waving his arm so hard it looks like he’s doing the propeller part from everybody but he just wants senpai to notice him 

jonghyun:

  • when he first sees taemin all made up and in costume, he’s all like “WHOA IS THAT TAEMIN????? LEE TAEMIN?????? LEE TAEMIN OF SHINEE???? SO NICE TO SEE YOU SUNBAE-NIM WE CAME TO SUPPORT YOU” 
  • sHOOK when taeminnie takes off his shirt
  • WHEN DID HE GET SO RIPPED 
  • opens his instagram and tries to compare if that’s how he looked during x-inspiration 
  • wearing taemin’s jacket that he won at weekly idol for being taemin’s #1 fan 
  • @ all the taemints: let it be known, he is the ultimate taemint ok??
  • screaming oppa a lot on the top of his lungs 

key:

  • knows all the fanchants bc research 
  • waving around two lightsticks 
  • LEE TAEMIN, LEE TAEMIN, LEE TAEMIN 
  • when they went to see him before the concert, he personally checked what taebaebae was going to wear and gave his approval
  • smoothes his hair down and makes sure tae has like 5 water bottles lined up for easy access after he finishes a performance 
  • @ the shirt off part: *whispers* taeman
  • before concert: posts a picture of taemin from replay era with the caption “this kid is having a solo concert??? this child that i fed and ironed his uniform for?? aigoo you grew up a lot maknae. do well tonight, don’t be scared bc hyungs aren’t up there with you, also get an instagram already……………….”  

minho:

  • completely loaded with taemin merch 
  • taemin’s merch sold out in like 4 mins 
  • you know why?
  • choi minho
  • wearing a shirt (that he got made for this very occasion) of taemin’s face 
  • super proud of it and super gleeful that taemin’s embarassed af by all his taemin swag 
  • was going to write taemin on his forehead with eyeliner but key restrained him 
  • brought a package of ramen and offers to cook it for him 
  • and also takayaki 
  • and banana milk 
  • and on all of them are lil post-it notes of encouragement 

taemin:

  • during the first talk, peers into the crowd 
  • “shinee’s here today!!!! HI HYUNGS”
  • waving
  • waving in the wrong direction 
  • realized the people he’s waving to is not them mid-wave but he’s already committed and he’s seeing this wave through (jong: aigoo we even told him what section we were sitting in………….) 
  • the first talk is the hardest bc he’s so used to having someone(four) up there with him to banter with and the stage is so big without ot4 
  • the subsequent talks are a bit easier but he sometimes trips over his words and then he does that thing with his hands and it’s adorable af 
  • swears that he can hear shinee (especially minho) cheering and it makes him smile a lot 
  • tears up bc he’s touched by the fans, his hyungs, and wow this is how it feels to be up on this stage
  • feels invincible 

ot5 :

  • bought a standing wreath made up of blue roses that says “shinee is taeminnie’s fanclub ♡” 

【ダイヤのA】 day 1: childhood → smol!miyumei on cleaning duty °u°

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@koitoshi asked for Kenma and Kuroo wearing glasses and i was like siGN ME UP

Rude bus driver? No gratitude for you!

The other day I was on the bus, sitting close to the front and a crowd got on at the local university. One particular girl flashed her student card and kept walking. I guess she didn’t realize that she needed a second card from the school to take the bus for free. After she passed, the driver said “you need the other card”. She didn’t hear him and kept walking, so he started yelling sarcastically after her.    

BD: “Oh you’re just going to keep walking and ignore me.”
She didn’t hear him, the bus was pretty packed.    

He kept going, saying various rude things about her.
BD: “I get it the rules don’t apply to you, you get things for free.”
Girl: turns around “Oh sorry I didn’t realize you were talking to me, I thought I only needed this card”
BD: “well that’s not how it works, if you don’t have change you need to get off the bus”
Girl: “okay, how much is it?”
BD: “That would be obvious if you looked at the signs”
There was no need for him to be so rude and the girl was clearly flustered and embarrassed. She paid, apologized, and sat down.
The driver kept muttering to himself and bitching about other drivers.      

So when it was my stop, I walked to the front of the bus, made eye contact with the driver and then… I exited without thanking him.  

I still feel guilty.
Yes, I’m Canadian.
Sorry.      

I see a lot of pop culture tarot spreads on witchblr. No Doubt is my favorite band so I thought I’d try it out lol. I made this with my old best friend in mind, but It can fit any relationship situation.

1) Don’t Speak- The situation, not necessarily being discussed, that is going on between the querent and another person

2) I really feel that I’m losing my best friend- How the querent is handling the situation

3) I know what you’re thinking- What the other party is thinking/how they are handling the situation

4) I don’t need your reasons, don’t tell me cause it hurts- Okay, but I really want to know your reasons. Why this situation is happening

5) I gotta stop pretending who we are- Advice for the querent regarding the situation

END TO MY FIRST TOLERANCE BREAK EVER
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

(Song: “Lonely Boy” by The Black Keys)

I’ve never taken one and lately I’ve wanted to see how I felt without weed for a week (it helps me a lot with my depression, anxiety, appetite, etc etc, plus I love weed l o l) but I just never set aside time to do it. BUT I got my wisdom teeth out last week so I figured ‘hey, why not?’

Things I realized without weed for a week:
-I started having dreams again? (But I always had nightmares in the past so those came back :/)
-my appetite is real meh but I don’t 'need’ weed for every meal
-oh wow depression 24/7
-my anxiety wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be but it did increase
-not sleepy when I should be
-time is slow and I’m bored
-not as motivated cause depressed

But I survived! And I told myself if I really needed to I would smoke, but I stayed strong. There were just times where I was like ahh I wanna smoke.. but like I was okay. So yeah! Cool experiment I guess? It’s always good to know your body and mind well.

But now I am pretty zooooted and enjoying being high again lol. Sending everyone super good vibes 💕💕💕💕💕

ALSO I’ve been tagged to stop, drop and take a hit by beauties @dudeletsflyaway and @stoned-goonie ☺️☺️😍😍

Now I’m tagging some peeps to stop, drop, BOOGIE, and take a hit 🎉🙈💕

@weed-breath @thesquidbat @royallyoily @astr0zombies @weedcrumbsss @eyesthesizeofmoons @yourlovelymonstrosity @whospilledthebongwater

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I Don't Mess With Drugs- Derek Luh Imagine

Request: Can you do imagine, Derek’s “bad” drug user & one day he’s in cafe selling drugs. And y/n is waitress in that Café. Before that Derek is selling drugs to some unknown person. You’re coming take his order. And when his taking his order. He fall in love you in right way. And you like change his life. In bout one second. Because y/n can’t stand drug user. Sorry if this is so messy request.

Warnings: I don’t think you have anything to worry about ☺️


If there was one thing that I couldn’t stand more than rude customers, it was drugs. I mean weed, is barely an exception, like it’s right there on the border for me, but drugs like cocaine and heroine are a big no-no.

Just the whole concept of injecting and snorting things into your body for the feeling and destroying your insides simultaneously is just stupid.

Anyway, today is a slow day here at Starbucks. A new customer every five to ten minutes. My observation is confirmed accurate when a new customer walks in. His hair is messy, eyes are red, clothes ripped up, and smells like drugs.

Oh brother. He sits down at a table where a previous customer was already sitting and the begin to engage in a conversation. Drug boy whispers something to the guy and passes him a very suspicious brown bag.

Previous customer hands Drug Boy a couple twenty dollar bills and makes his way out of the cafe in a rushy fashion. Hey, they just did a drug deal right in the middle of the cafe.The barista next to me, Kathy, taps my shoulder and says,” Hey can you take his order for me? I got a couple coffee orders that I’m busy with.’‘

Where did all of these customers come from? Was I that intrigued with what that guy was doing?

With slight hesitation, I make my way over to Drug Boy and we make eye contact. Past those bloodshot red eyes are actually really pretty brown eyes, too bad he took drugs. “Hey, can I take your order?”

He didn’t respond. Did he not hear me? Is he too high to understand anything? He’s staring at me like I’m the first human being he’s ever seen. Okay, let’s try that again.

“You ready to order?” I ask again, trying to keep my patience. “Huh? Oh, yeah let me get a vanilla cappuccino, please?”

I write his order down and begin to walk back to my rightful spot behind the counter. He grabs my wrists and turns me around ever so gently. I quickly shake his arm off. I don’t know him. Who does he think he is grabbing onto me like that?

“Wait, can you sit down with me for a second, please?” Hell no. What is he about to do to me?

“Um, I’m sorry, I have to get back behind the counter, it’s kinda my job”. He grabs my arm again and pleads,”Please, this will only take a second”. Once again, shaking his arm off of mine, I look back at Kathy who seems to be doing a good job at handling the orders. I guess she doesn’t need me. I sit down on the chair opposite this boy, whose name I still haven’t learned yet and try to find out what he could possibly want out of my life.

“Oh, I’m Derek, by the way”. There we go, that’s his name. There’s a silence. He’s still staring at me like how a five year old boy would look at a pretty girl in his class. “Soooo, why am I sitting here?”, I break the silence.

“Oh yeah, I just really wanted to get to know you. You just give off this indescribable vibe. I’d like to explore you”, he says leaning back in his seat and studying my face for any rejecting signs.

“I’m sure you’d like to but, Derek, was it?” He nods. “Yeah, I don’t mess with drugs”. He throws his head back and laughs. His laugh was adorable. “You don’t mess with drugs?”, he says trying to confirm that, that’s what I had said.

“Precisely”, I say with a smile. I begin to get up to go back to my job, when he stops me again. “Who said I do drugs?”, he asks furrowing his eyebrows.

“It’s written all over you, babe”,I tease. His eyes light up at my meaningless nickname for him. “What if i told you that I’d stop taking drugs, for you to go on a date on me?”, he questions with a hopeful smile.

“You don’t even know me”,I say squinting my eyes at him. “That’s the whole point of a date isn’t it?” I roll my eyes. That was a good point.

I look to side and smirk to myself. I mean he had potential. He was cute. He had nice hair and pretty eyes. He just needed to stop taking drugs, and he just cleared up that problem. Okay.

“I’ll think about it”, I smile and walk back behind the counter and begin making his order.


A/N: Thank you guys so much for reading! This is the third imagine within the span of 7 days, oh my god you guys I’m gonna cry, lol. This was requested by adsku. I love you guys and I’ll talk to y’all later!