okay okay im done for tonight

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Lance’s Wisdom Teeth

“Lance, you excited to get your wisdom teeth out?” Shiro asked the annoyed teenager. Lance didn’t want to get his wisdom teeth out, yes, he knew he needed to get them removed but he didn’t like the idea of anesthesia.

“No.” He huffed in annoyance as Pidge started up her daily vlog for her youtube channel.

“Hello everyone! Goodmorning! Today I am with Keith, Shiro, Hunk and Lance on our way to have Lance’s wisdom teeth removed. As you can tell-“ the seventeen year old faced her camera towards Lance who had a scowl on his face. “-he isn’t very excited about it!” Pidge exclaimed.

The ride wasn’t very long but Keith and Lance still found time to argue a bit before Shiro pulled his black SUV into the parking lot of the dentist.

Everyone got out of the vehicle except for Lance who was moping around sadly in the passenger seat.

“Lance. Get out of the car! We can’t keep Allura waiting.” Shiro groaned opening Lances door and unbuckling the brunette.

“….Fine. Whatever. This is stupid.” He complained as the group made their way into the office.

“Lance! It’s wonderful to see you again! I hear you’re getting your wisdom teeth taken out my dear boy!” Coran, the Dental assistant and Allura’s uncle, exclaimed from behind the counter.

“Yes sir. Lance isn’t very excited about it though.” Shiro chuckled as Lance plopped down on one of the sofas. Keith sat down next to him on the right, and Hunk was on the left. Pidge sat across from them and Shiro checked Lance in like the good dad he was.

“Hello Shiro!” Dr. Allura exclaimed coming out from behind the counter. “How are you darling?” She asked placing a kiss on Shiro’s cheek.

Oh yeah, Dr. Allura and Shiro have been dating for about 11 months now.

“I’m good. How’s work been today? You’re probably going to be having trouble with Blue boy today.” Shiro said nodding his head over at Lance who was slumped in his spot, arms crossed.

Allura laughed and walked over to Lance. “Are you ready Lance? I promise it won’t be that bad.”

Lance looked up at Allura and then over at Shiro who was watching with a smirk. He huffed and stood from his spot, already knowing where to go. He dissappered from everyones sight and Allura began to follow.

“Hey, Allura! Make it extra painful.” Keith said teasingly. Lance shouted from wherever he dissappered to for Keith to shut up.

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“Shiro! I need your help!” Allura called from one of the back rooms. Shiro stood from the spot Lance was in about two hours ago and rushed to help Allura with Lance.

“Fuuuuuck! Wass up dad!” Lance exclaimed when Shiro entered the room Lance’s procedure was in.

Shiro took a good look at Lance and started laughing. The teenager had blood on his shirt, bloody gauze in his mouth, his hair was messy, and he had a double chin from how he was laying on the floor.

“Did he do okay?” Shiro asked Allura when he stopped laughing. Allura nodded and unfolded a wheelchair.

“Yes, but unfortunatly when I tried to get him to stand, his legs buckled from beneith him and that is why he’s on the floor.” Allura said laughing slightly.

Shiro grabbed Lance under his arms and hoisted him into the wheelchair. Lance’s eyes widened as Allura pushed him from the procedure room, to the waiting room.

“Shit! I’m flyin’ like a muthafuckin’ bald ass egale! Caw caw bitches!” He exclaimed flapping his arms like a bird.

When Keith saw Lance, he almost died laughing. When Hunk saw Lance he became worried and when Pidge saw Lance, she turned on her vlog camera.

“Let’s get him to the car.” Shiro said as Keith got behind Lance’s wheelchair and began to push him out the door.

They got out to the parking lot and Lance progressivly got more and more talkative.

Lance began to hum a song and then dabbed slowly. “Dabbin’ on these haters! Dabbin’ on the muthafuckin’ haters! Back off bitches! I’m dabbin on ya!” Lance said as he dabbed again, and again. Shiro shook his head and walked ahead to open the passenger door. Keith, Hunk and Pidge all laughed and Allura shook her head with a chuckle as she followed them to Shiro’s car.

“Ayyye! Hit that nay nay Keef! Hit it bitch!” Lance exclaimed turning in his seat to see if Keith actually did it. Suprise suprise. He didn’t. “Ah, your a bitch! Don’t be a bitch Keef!”

Allura tapped Lance on the shoulder and handed him a bag of extra gauze. “Ah shit! We got the….uh…whats this shit? We got the gauze for dayz bitches! We got the gauze for dayz nigg-“
“NO! Don’t sat that word Lance!” Shiro scolded causing Lance to put his hands up in defense.

“Mah bad! Mah bad. Sorry dad.” Lance began to sing Gasolina and proceded to dance as best he could in the wheelchair. He hit the whip and nae nae and Shiro scolded the three that laughed and didn’t help get Lance into the car, so he went dad mode.

“Are you three not gonna help get your drugged brother into the car?” Shiro asked sternly, which only Hunk responded to.

Lance looked at Shiro who had his back turned to him and looked at him with furrowed eyebrows.
“Who the fuck are you? Who the fucks this bitch think he is?” Lance asked looking up at Keith. Keith shrugged and Lance looked back to Shiro and flipped him off when the adult turned around.

“Excuse me. Lance. I am your father-“

“MY NAHME IS LANCE! NOT LUKE! YOU AIN’T MY DADDY!” Lance shouted loudly, gaining looks from other people in the parking lot.

“Get in the car Lance, we gotta go home.” Shiro said grabbing Lance’s arm.

“B-but I want Keef to come home with me! Not you! Keef’s my daddy! You ain’t!” Lance said as tears started forming in the corners of his eyes.

“Keith is going home with us. Lance, get in the car.”

Lance stuck his finger in his mouth and felt the gauze. “No. Don’t do that Lance, we have to go home.” Shiro said grabbing Lance’s hand from his mouth.

Lance looked up at Shiro mortified and placed a hand on his throat. “I’m choking!”

“N-no. You aren’t chokin-“ Shiro was cut off by Lance as he began to fake choke. Shiro shook his head and tried yanking Lance into the passenger seat.

“I-i’m choking!” Lance exclaimed.

“No you aren’t Lance!”

“Yeah I am! I’m choking on a big, fat, DICK!” He shouted loudly. Pidge had to walk away because she couldn’t handle Lance like this any longer. 

“No! No. You aren’t choking on a-“ Shiro started.

“BFC! Big, Fat, cock!”

“No! You need to stop talking Lance! You’re mouth is bleeding even more now!” Shiro said as he tried to yank Lance up again. The brunette screamed and yanked his arm away. He then began to use his feet to push himself away from Shiro.

“You’re hurting me!” Lance exclaimed. “Call 911! Call 911!”

Shiro caught Lance’s foot and the teen screamed again.

“You’re stealing me! You’re stealing me! Back off bitch! I got a samurai on my side! He’ll slice ya up! Keef! Get ‘im!” Lance shouted kicking his leg out in hopes to get Shiro to release it.

“I can’t Lance. We gotta go home! It’s family movie night!” Keith said, doubling over in laughter. 

“Keith! Can you help me!” Shiro said in an annoyed tone. Keith nodded, wiping the tears from laughing. Both Shiro and Keith grabbed Lance’s arms and pulled him up from the wheelchair. 

“W-wait! I want Keef to come home with us!” Lance cried out as they forced him into the passenger seat. 

“He is coming home with us, Lance.” Shiro groaned out in frustration. 

“Oh yay! Keef?” Lance asked turning his head to look at Keith who was getting into the seat behind him. 

“Yes Lance?” 

“We gonna make all da babies together.” He grinned reaching his arm behind the seat to pat Keith’s head. 

Hunk, Pidge and Shiro got into the car after shutting Lances door and saying goodbye to Allura, who said she would be joining them for movie night tonight. 

“Wait! Wait! I need my phone! I gots ta call that bitch Lotor and roast ‘im!” Lance shouted opening the door. 

“No! Lance! Shut your damn door and lets get fucking home!” Shiro shouted causing Lance to pout. 

“Okay, okay. You could have just been nice about it.” Lance said sadly, crossing his arms. Pouting the whole way back home.

Only For You[Smut]

Word Count: 3k
Warning: female!reader, oral, smut, dirty talk, daddy kink, very explicit ! ! !
Synopsis:Warren’s the hot bassist in an underground band, you’re a fan who was forced to one of his shows. He notices you in the crowd and you guys end up hooking up.  

A/N: this is my first smut on this blog omg sorry if it sucks I didnt proof-read it because it was hella long and I promised it would be up tonight

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Last Straw

Hi guys this is my first fanfic! Hopefully it’s written okay… I can only post on mobile so I apologize!

I will post Chapter 2 if people like this:)

Request: @ineedthesons your favorite son just got out of prison for something he didn’t do, really. Maybe he was set up by the club, maybe not. Write how he reacts to coming home back to his girl.

Chapter 1:
When happy got arrested things seemed very off….nothing made sense. The day after Happy got arrested, his old lady needed answers. Lana went straight to the club house and found Jax. Jax informed Lana it was a wrongful arrest and they’ll take care of it, not to worry. But it’s been three years and nothing.

3 years. Happy missed 3 years of his first born child life. Lily is 4 now. Lana heart aches, knowing happy will always beat himself up for missing time with his babygirl. Lana buckles Lily in safely and heads to the prison. Today, Happy finally gets out.
“Mommy, are we getting daddy??” Lily asks for the 10th time today.
“Yes baby girl. We are here now!” Lana says excitingly. Lana gets lily out of the car and she starts running towards the man leaning on the post.
“DADDY, DADDY, DADDY!!!” Lily screams, Happy turns around to see Lana and lily, he’s never smiled so much in his life.
“yes babygirl, daddy’s back for good. I love you buggie.” Happy says kissing lily cheek and giving his old lady the biggest kiss.
“You know Hap, everyone at the clubhouse is waiting.”
“Bug, wanna go see Abel?” Happy asks his daughter, who shakes her head alot.

Happy, Lana and Lily pull up to the clubhouse. Gemma was outside and ran right to the car.
“Happy! I’m so glad you’re home.” Gemma says kissing happy on the cheek. When you all entered the clubhouse, it was decorated SAMCRO style. Welcome home sign, booze everywhere, joints all around.

“Lily want to go play with Abel out back?” Gemma says taking lily hand.

“HAPPY!” All his brothers yell. Each one giving hugs. “We missed you, ya crazy bastard” tig says giving Hap a hug.

Tonight is exactly what everyone needs. Those mother fuckers will pay for everything they have done. Happy swore on his life he’d get revenge.
“Baby. You okay?” Lana asks, pulling happy out of his thoughts.

“Of course love. Everything will always be okay. Get me a beer please? Lana kissed his cheek and went off to get a beer.

"I need help brothers.” Happy says to Tig, Chibs, and Jax.


@come-join-themurder @girl-with-no-faith-in-medicine @thegoodthebadandtheempty @mrskokitztelford @im-gay-for-chibbs-juiceyandtiggy

Topp Dogg Reaction: When their recently deflowered girlfriend get openly horny

P-goon: you walk in the living room swaying you hips and boldly say “let’s go in the back and f*** like bunnies baby”

“I don’t know what you did with the shy Little virgin mary i had two days ago but i kinda want her back now……”

Originally posted by thotmurdock

Sangdo: Not even a day to recover ,and you’re on his lap wanting more

“dang child was it that good? *clears throat* i mean yeah yeah cool okay

Originally posted by madtwn

Hojoon: its been a week since you decided that Hojoon was the one you wanted to make you a….”grown”women for the first time but, you were very stand off-ish about it before until you got a change of heart from this Lovely book called ‘Kama Sutra’. “babe i got us a new book”

“what do you want me to do with this? I’m not lumber enough for this. im one leg kick from pulling a ligament, im so stiff”

Originally posted by oblivion-png

Xero: You were still shy to ask for it but you know that if you dont sat anything know you wont be getting any. “You. Me. Bed. Now”

“you and me are gonna have a great relationship. I can See that now”

Originally posted by below-xero

Hansol: Its your baby boys birthday and you decided to surprise him with cupcakes and a little challenge that he needed to help you fix*wink wink*. Who knew this boy would be going in with tools

“when i know how i like to eat my cupcakes now”

Originally posted by jenissi

A-tom: so you two were walking and talking and you just couldnt stop think about that one special night and just out of nowhere you got this burt of confident and say: “you know what? we should f*** when we get home” and A-toms playfull ass says 

“Only if you beat me home! better hurry i dont want my little kitty to get dry”

Originally posted by pd-y

Bjoo: Two weeks after you two were intimate for the first time Bjoo was of couse asking to for another go at it, to where you replied jokingly “sounds like a personal problem” but after a while you were the one hit with the horny stick and to that he replied mockingly….

“awww you poor thing, Sounds like a personal problem soooo” (you still got the D later soooo)

Originally posted by b-joocy

Nakta:Aww this little peanut wants it just as much as you but is more worried about your well being than his plesure (so sweet) “i you sure? your not sore? arent we suppos to wait more days? what if something cramps?”

you: “boy if you dont bury yourself in me now imma find something else to do it”

“ohh….. are you sure?”  (and nakta was never laid again jk jk)

Originally posted by kimyuygeom

Jenissi: before you were quite shy when it came to sex, but one night with jenissi turned you into sexy beast (in a good way)”so you wanna have a little fun tonight?”

“ohh i see~ the saying is true! feed a kitty once and it will always come back for more”

Originally posted by jenissisleeping

Yano: you wanted to tease him with some sexy dancing but you forgot that your dancing skills are weaker than a kpop fans knees when jimin and jungkook danced for “bts birthday”. “you want some of this baby boy?’

“yeah sure, but please dont do that ever again”

Originally posted by thotmurdock

okay okay yall know im lazy and im so sorry for that. Im getting things done graduatlly so stick with me and hold my clamy hands as we get through this together. okay 

here is the MASTER LIST this needs to be updated and ill get to doing that probily tonight sooo yeah 

BAI FOR NOW

anonymous asked:

so are you saying that ace+het people still have the issue of dealing with denied housing and jobs because of their sexuality? because your status on how much you have sex shouldn't be an open topic, for one, and not only that they aren't truly being oppressed besides by people they open up about it. i understand they still get shit but they aren't getting oppressed or killed for not being hetronormative with their sex lives.

this is always the go-to, isnt it? god i hate this fucking argument so much because its this disingenuous copypaste that ive heard from every single fucking exclusionist alive. 

first off, to address this “how much you have sex” shit PLEASE GOD *STOP FUCKING SEXUALIZING ACES* ITS *NOT* ABOUT THE SEX THEY ARE OR ARENT HAVING, THATS NOT THE ISSUE! i cannot believe im still seeing this, the idea that by identifying yourself as ace youre somehow “bringing sex into it” rather than specifically embracing your identity and the feelings and issues it brings with it is awful, and reeks of the same shit people did to gay and lesbian folks back in the day by trying to make their identity inherently sexual. its not. its just an identity. please, please god stop.

secondly, you really wanna bring up the idea that…you arent oppressed…unless you bring it up? okay, well, alright, i guess all closeted lgbt+ people arent oppressed. ever. thats your standpoint, right? thats what youre talking about? okay glad we’re all on the same page here now because surely you must realize what a stupid fucking point that was.

now, before i address your main point, which has been regurgitated word-for-fucking-word eight hundred thousand times, im gonna really try and get this across for what is probably the fifth time tonight: *not all oppression is the same.* this idea that there’s this…benchmark of oppression, like “you have to have THIS and THIS and THAT done to you for your identity and it has to be EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU for you to be REALLY oppressed, otherwise youre just faking and you dont DESERVE to be a member of the community” is so fucking weird and im not sure how we got here? like i get that we’ve all hurt, and it’s easy to get angry that others who have hurt, but haven’t hurt as _much_(in our minds), are wanting to have access to a safe space as well, but yknow what? itd be super fucked up if black people had told lgbt+ people that because we hadn’t experienced slavery as a group, we weren’t _really_ oppressed, and we shouldnt say that we were or are. like. thatd be really fucked up? and its the same sort of thing, not exactly, but its close. its “you arent having this and this done to you, so you’re not _really_ oppressed, stop saying that you are.” 

finally, lets talk abt this shit, this…housing…jobs…whatever…im falling asleep just barely reciting it…anyway. yknow, i doubt it. i do doubt that theres a whole lot of aspec people out there who are getting denied that kind of thing, it IS easier to hide that youre aspec in those kinds of situations. it’s probably happened, i wouldn’t be surprised, but, no, i don’t think it’s a widespread problem. if i have followers who could provide statistics, thatd be fantastic, currently im fucking exhausted and do not have the strength of will to both argue with these people and go through pages and pages of google to find obscure stats like that. yknow what does happen though? abuse. corrective rape. general mistreatment from both “regular” straight folk and from those within the community - thankfully, most of that latter bit is confined to this hellsite, as exclusionists aren’t beloved by most offline - which i feel are pretty fucking disgusting, and familiar, reactions to someones identity. no, they dont experience every single disgusting thing that happens to me as a trans person, or somebody else as a gay person, but fuck - i dont experience everything that happens to someone else as a gay person. nor does he experience everything that happens to me. i dont experience all disgusting things that happen to aspec people either? just because its different or more contained doesnt mean that its less worthy or some shit? 

idk if that’ll change your mind but i hope youre at least a little less. whatever the fuck you were before sending this. 

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based on vanillagelato ’s prompt :

Hiro and Tadashi playing truth and dare game

H : “okay truth or dare?”

T : “Truth”

H : “Have you done something inappropriate to someone?”

T : “Well, I haven’t. But I will, soon. My turn now, truth or dare?”

H : “Meh, dare!”

T : “okay, since summer festival is tonight I would like to see you in yukata- and oh, aunt Cass once told me that she still keeps her old pretty yukata in her wardrobe, so yeah that’s it.”

H : “I shouldn’t trust you”

and I made this because previously I saw kadeart ’s Hiro wearing a yukata its so cute <3 so Im interested to make one too which is (not so) cute of him wearing a yukata. (and Im sorry if I mentioned you with no permission u-u)

and Im sorry for the broken english //weeps

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WRITERS NOTES :i made all three together just because it worked and killed 3 birds with the same stone

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PROTECTIVE TAYLOR IMAGINE REQUEST FOR ANON


I sighed, i never realised coming to magcon would have been this boring although then again i had only been here a few hours and a lot of the boys were sleeping still even though it was like 3 o clock. Mahogany had gone out an hour ago with jacob to explore and i didnt want to be in the way which left me sitting in the hotel room roasting from the heat of San Diego, my boredom was soon brought to an end by loud knocks on my door, confused i got up to open the door revealing taylor, carter, matthew, cam, nash and the jacks outside my door grinning at me. ‘Come on lazy we’re going out!’ Matt said to me as they all barged on into my room plopping down wherever they felt like. 'me lazy?! you guys have only just got up!’ i laughed gesturing to their messy hair and creased tshirts. 'Get ready cmon! we’ll meet you in the lobby in 10’ taylor said. i nodded quickly running to my suitcase to find some clothes allowing them to let themselves out.
I put on my denim levi shorts a white cropped tshirt and my navy vans, quickly ran my fingers through my hair and touched up my makeup. When i met the boys in the lobby Taylor slid his arm around my shoulders giving me a hug and ruffling up my hair, i gave him a look and pushed him away from me. I’d had a little thing for Taylor since we’d first met we always got on really well and joked around together but it was nothing too serious all the boys were like that not just with me but with eachother so i just brushed it off as being friendly. The only thing about taylor, it was so hard for me to take him seriously, he turned everything into a joke which made him fun to be around but difficult to talk to about more serious things, my thoughts were interupted by the boys running past me shouting 'come on y/n, RACE’ Jack G said with Jack J on his back, Carter on Matt’s and Nash on Camerons, i looked at Taylor and he winked at me crouching down so i could jump on his back and we joined in the race all the way to Taco Bell.
*after food*
It was dark by the time we got out we were all laughing and joking around feeling much better now. I had such a buzz, being around these boys made me feel so happy (especially taylor) but all of them just knew how to make me happy just by being there, i felt glowing. 'Y/N!’ i heard someone shout from behind i spun round instantly recognising that sound, it pierced through my ears and my world came crashing down as a i realised who it was. The boys in front of me carried on with their conversations as i reluctantly walked towards the snake that had called me.
'hi jake’ i said sounding uninterested. Nothing worse than seeing your ex out right? But this wasnt just an ex this was Jake, the boy that id only recently stopped having nightmares about. He pulled me in for an uncomfortable hug squeezing me too tightly. 'ive missed you y/n, its been a while since we last spoke, we should definitely meet again soon’ he said looking me up and down, i shifted uncomfortably, 'i dont think thats such a good idea do you?’ i said trying desperately hard to keep my voice from cracking. Jake grabbed at my hand pulling me closer to him and trying to kiss me, i pulled my head away but he continued to try and kiss me on my cheek and neck, 'stop it jake! get OFF me!’ i said trying hard to get escape 'no y/n i decided i want you back now, come on i know you want me’ he said eurgh i hated him, a passionate hate but he also scared the hell out of me, he was so strong and forceful it was impossible for me to get away from him, i looked over desperatley towards the boys who had seen a couple of fans and were talking to them about 5 metres away from me but they didnt notice. Jake followed my eyes and spotted the boys his grip loosened slightly and then suddenly became even more tight, his nails digging into my arm 'oh so youve got new boys now?! he said his face right up close to mine, his voice was venomous now, he was angry. 'You always were a slut y/n, so have you fucked all of them yet?’ i was fighting with everything i had not to cry knowing it would make everything worse. Before i could reply i felt his hands tear off my skin and i saw Taylor push jake off of me, 'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DUDE?!’ he shouted getting right up into Jakes face. 'and who the fuck are you?!’ jake spat back, 'im y'n’s boyfriend so i think its time you left!’ taylor said back through gritted teeth, i could see the anger building up inside him his fists clenched tight. 'hahaha or what? you gonna hit me? go on then hit me’ jake laughed back, Taylor brought back his fist but was quickly caught by Cam, 'dude no dont its not worth it, not here cmon tay lets just get y/n home’ by this point the rest of the boys had noticed what was going on and had come over to back up taylor they were standing in a line infront of me like a wall protecting me. Taylor relaxed and we all turned to walk away but just as we did i heard jake say 'you guys can her shes a dirty tramp’ and before i could even proccess what was going on taylor ran up and punched jake right in the face causing him to to fall back with blood pouring from his nose, 'dont you EVER talk to her like that again OKAY?!’ he shouted as he walking towards us taking my hand as we walked back towards the hotel.
*walking back into the hotel*
Id finally stopped shaking, i was so grateful to all of the boys for being there to protect me, especially taylor obviuously. 'Thank you so much for that guys, hes a dick’ i said smiling at them 'its no problem y/n, we werent gonna let him hurt you, we’re your friends we’ve got your back no matter what’ matt said smiling at me, all the other boys agreed, 'i mean look at us, no one wants to mess with us’ nash said flexing his arm up. We all laughed except taylor who’d stayed quiet the whole time home. He’d stayed holding my hand all the way and i could feel his whole body was still tense with anger, all the boys went off seperately to their bedrooms, 'ill walk you to your room’ he said, i nodded.
'Thank you for tonight taylor i seriously dont know what id have done without you there’ i said after a short silence. 'its okay y/n i wasnt gonna let him talk to you and touch you like that, i wish id noticed sooner, he couldve really hurt you’ he replied. We’d reached my door by this point, 'its okay, it wouldnt be the first time, i just never thought id ever have to run into him again but just my luck eh?’ i said. Taylor inhaled fiercely, his body tensing up again, 'tay calm down im okay now its fine!’ i said squeezing his hand. 'i just, i cant believe someone would do that to you, he cant do that its disgusting how could he treat you like that?! you deserve so much better and i just wish i couldve always been there for to protect you’ he replied raising his voice, his face going red with anger, it was a different kind of anger to Jake’s though, it was a caring anger not a scary one. I wanted to comfort him and calm him down, i took his face in my hands and kissed him softly on the lips, 'its okay taylor, im fine now’ i said. He looked confused and hesitant to kiss me again, 'cmon tay, like you said youre my boyfriend now anyway right?’ i said smiling at him knocking our foreheads together playfully. 'You wish’ he replied smirking as i leaned in to kiss him again.

A/N - sorry it took a while and i also apologise for my bad grammar and spelling mistakes or whatever but i hope you like it!