okaaaaaay!

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Nichijou au: Papa Guren with son Yuu and live-in boyfriend Shinya

Shinya: Yuu-kun, go wake Guren up.
Yuu: Okaaaaaay~
—–
Yuu: Hey~ Wake up~
Guren: nnnnn…… just a little bit more….
Yuu: I say wake up~~
Guren: Just a little more…
—– 
15 minutes later…
Shinya: You guys are slow, what are you both doing-
Guren and Yuu: *sleeping peacefully*
Shinya: SO ADORABLE *snaps photos*

BONUS:

Guren: Why didn’t you wake me up!?? *panics*
Shinya: Sorry, I somehow fell asleep too *snap snap* Want some coffee?
Guren: I’m running late so NO
Shinya: We’re having curry for dinner tonight
Guren: Will leave work earlier today
—–

Apologies for the inconsistency in translation @-@ there are just some parts which i’m not sure how to translate into english, or vice versa |||OTL

Tumblr Dash:  SHIRO IS 25 CONFIRMED

Me:  YAAAAS SPACE DAD I KNEW HE WASN’T FRIGGIN 19

Tumblr Dash:  THIS MEANS HE CAN’T BE SHIPPED WITH ANY OF THE PALADINS

Me: *is someone who is more of a fan of father-child relations with shiro anyway cuz he’s enough of a wonderful character that i don’t think romantic relations with him would show any NEW SIDE OF HIM or IMPROVE his character interaction in any way he’s already a precious cinnamon roll who has been though fanfiction-writer levels of trauma and regularly displays a ferocious protective side, i mean what more could one ask for* 

Me:  uh guess not without some sorta legal taboo involved

Tumblr Dash:  EVERY SHIDGE/SHEITH/SHLANCE/SHUNK SHIPPER IS GOING TO HELL

Me:  okaaaaaay boi 

Me:  calm your loud hateful tits and lemme tell you about the term ‘fictional’

I made it guys I’m going to be okay lol

At one point one of the boys was kicking off and shouting at me he was going to rob a house and I was like okaaaaaay *closes door* can not be bothered with the shit