WAIT YOU GUYS I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT!!! EVERYTHING DAN SAID WAS TRUTHFUL!!!
1. He took that flight back like it said on the ticket. The stamps are real.
2. The ticket says 6:00, and according to Google, that flight is supposed to arrive at 7:15. However, according to the Orlando Airport Website, it arrived at 8:10. An hour and fifteen minutes earlier than that is 6:55. That plane wasn’t in the air when he tweeted that, which means he WAS in the Bahamas when he tweeted. His later tweets were after the plane landed.
3. Dan IS in Orlando with Phil and Cat and they ARE at Universal as we speak. He was in the Bahamas earlier today, as the ticket, the flight, and the tweet all indicate.
It actually all fits together. Now, if you disagree, that’s fine. There’s so much controversy here it’s insane. I’m open to any questions you have about my theory.
The only question is… Why was Dan in the Bahamas alone? Phil wasn’t there, because the picture posted on Tumblr WAS while the plane was in the air. So what was Dan doing in the Bahamas for but a few hours?