ARTHUR WEASLEY IS ONE OF THE MOST UNDERRATED CHARACTERS IN THE SERIES AND CERTAINLY THE MOST UNDERRATED OF HARRY’S FATHER FIGURES ok this man:
is so passionate about his job and supporting muggle rights that he doesn’t give two shits abt his reputation as a blood traitor even tho it’s apparently the reason he never got promoted at the ministry
wrote the book on why u should not enchant muggle objects and literally has a shed full of flying vehicles and shit that he hopes his wife doesn’t find out about??? lmao what a rebel?? i love this guy
was concerned about harry before he even met him because ron was worried that he wasn’t responding to letters and when harry came to stay he totally could have been like ‘shit another mouth to feed’ but was really really happy that harry was there and safe??? ‘pls sit next to me at dinner, child, i need to ask you ten thousand questions about muggles’
like he was actually the first adult ever besides maybe hagrid to sit there and ask for harry’s opinions and recognize that he had knowledge and thoughts to offer im crying
fixed harry’s glasses for him after they broke in the floo ;-;
gave zero fucks about what everyone else thought should be done and told harry about sirius black bc he wanted this kid to be aware and safe as possible??
dragged the dursleys for not treating their nephew like a human being (and destroyed their living room what a great moment tbh)
gives advice that harry remembers years later bc he respects this kind ginger man so much ‘don’t trust something that can think for itself if u can’t see where it keeps its brain’
(lol remember that one time molly was upset about death eaters at the quidditch world cup and he made her some tea and then was like ‘i think this needs some whiskey too trust me i’m a doctor’)
agreed that harry should be told certain things about the resistance because he knew harry was competent and intelligent enough to handle it but like also kept in mind that harry was a kid in the middle of a war
took harry to work with him and made sure he got to his hearing on time and distracted him and ‘smiled at him encouragingly’ when he knew he was nervous im dying this was so sweet
was part of the group who threatened the dursleys to keep their hands and shitty attitudes away from harry and he was so ‘light’ and ‘pleasant’ abt it omg this dude was throwing so much shade
was ready to fight scrimgeour with remus when the minister wanted to get harry alone and harry had to be like ‘omfg stand down pls’
‘am i about to discover where you, ron, and hermione disappeared to while you were supposed to be in the back room of fred and george’s shop?’ … ‘how did you-?’ … ‘harry, please. you’re talking to the man who raised fred and george’
never raised his voice except for that one time he told a fully trained auror to back the hell off and get out of his way so he could see his injured son and harry literally thought ‘holy shit’ it says so right there in the book u can check
fought in the battle of hogwarts and after fred and harry had been killed he went into full on rage mode and teamed up with percy to fuck up the minister for magic
‘madame delacour glided forward and stooped to kiss mrs. weasley too. “enchanteé,” she said. “your ‘usband ‘as been telling us such amusing stories!” mr. weasley gave a maniacal laugh; mrs. weasley threw him a look, upon which he became immediately silent and assumed an expression appropriate to the sickbed of a close friend.’
Considering the staggering amount of votes this one got, here you go!
ok so it’s my sweet sixteen and i took two of my closest friends paintballing. We started off alone with just the three of us. Me and this girl formed a truce so we could take out her brother. He found a building with a roof to shoot from so i was criss crossing and sliding behind shelters.
Long story short with this guy i snuck up behind his building and shot him point blank in the ass while he was climbing a ladder.
Except now his sister is my enemy and a much larger threat.
I criss cross my way back narrowly avoiding being shot. I skid to a stop behind this bush with a really gappy fence and go GOOD ENOUGH BRING IT ON and poke my muzzle through. I cant particularly see but I remembered seeing her in a little chapel window. I aim that general direction and open fire. I immediately hear HIT. When she comes out i see where i hit her. Right between the eyes like I couldnt do that again if I tried. Ill take it.
We’re back at the base ops and these massive dudes come over like “yo wanna join us we need more players” and we’re like “oh ya bud the more the merrier” so we go over and everyone is freaking massive and there’s us three tiny lil teenagers. I over hear they’re a military team and just sigh because i know im dead this is just my luck
Apparently they wanted us so that they could simulate having civilian to protect, who were also armed. (They did a piss poor job of this seriously wtf)
So the game starts and im seperated from my friends. They’re on the opposite team.
Im sticking near the leader and just generally trying not to die. He’s giving me orders as softly and nicely as he can, thinking Im scared. I mean really who wouldnt be?
I wasnt. I was ready to kick butt. When I am silent, be afraid, im planning something.
Next thing i know he’s gone. Shot, running, hiding i dont know and i dont care i gotta move there are way too many heavily armed men in these woods for me to be comfortable
Im trekking through this woodsy area keeping as low as possible because the other team has a freaking sniper and im not dealing with that no thanks im just a tiny teenager leave me alone ok
Im doing my thing and trying to find people to shoot because everyone is mia when i see people ahead.
Not my people.
And they havent seen me yet. Im looking around looking for some decent cover or somewhere to take them by surprise and there is nothing. The entire area is just thistle bushes with massive thorns. And then my idea hits. A wicked, mischievous idea. I grin behind my mask and get ready to lay my trap.
I plop myself down right in the middle of these thistles and army crawl to the path their taking and just lay still.
These guys dont see me.
They’re not expecting someone to be in these bushes cause who is that dumb.
The one dudes boot is an inch from my hand and i spring up and yell SURPRISE before shooting him right in the chest and then the two behind him. Three down, way too many to go. I ran away cackling like a witch
Dont die dont die dont die
I head out again and meet up with some more of my group. They stick me at the back to keep me out of harms way. A valiant, if ineffective effort
Enter enemy attack.
We get split up into two groups to flank them and i end up alone again. I moving slowly, spinning in a slow circled because I am EFFED
I’m a tiny lil sixteen year old girl, all alone, with about 15 guns pointed at me. I was completely surrounded. My comrades who had fled to live and fight another day are now making haste towards me like WHO LEFT THE KID BEHIND HELP HER and im like
hell no i got this
I went absolutely ape shit on their asses.
Shots are flying around me like crazy and everyone is screaming. One of the enemies shouts FALL BACK WHAT THE FU–
I hear one if my partners like HOLY SHIT SHE’S ALIVE
I barrel over one of the attackers and side arm his gun away. I break out from the Circle of Doom and make a mad dash for cover.
I leap into the air and spin to fave them. Im not getting shot in the back I an a WARRIOR
I just start spraying with a battle cry to rattle the heavens
I smack back down to earth and land in a crouch
Every single one of the attackers were shot, usually multiple times, and i didnt get shot once. Frankly no clue how i managed but I am NOT questioning it. Luck or skill I dont care
Eventually it was down to two people. Me and the other teams captain.
He’s a big, scary dude. He had a custom gun that could pop off a frankly alarming amount of shots per second.
The odds arent exactly in my favour.
We find each other right in the middle with trenches and tiny little metal fences for cover. Im walking through like plz dont shoot me i am small be nice
The dude pops up from a trench and starts firing. No mercy here.
I duck behind a fence and it is the most pathetic thing i have ever seen.
I have barely enough room to crouch behind it because it’s so small. The other dude finds a nice big trench and big fence the lucky lil jerk.
So we’re poppin up like weasels trying to get a shot in. I cant hit him, he cant hit me. Up and down and up and down. My fence angles down ever so slightly so im tucked in as tightly as I could. My fence is rattling as shot after shot after shot hits. The shots stop, i poke my muzzle over the edge amd lay down some fire.
And the cycle repeats
I get tired of this little exchange so the next time he goes down i lay on some cover fire and sprint like hell for a near by trench like i am just bookin it thinking dont shoot me dont shoot me imma kill you
i slide in and pop up just as he rises to take a shot. Except im not where he thought id be.
I shot him right in the side of his bald lil head.
So i won. My team legit carried me on their shoulders back to base ops
And that’s the time I, a sixteen year old girl, beat a team of militarily trained behemoths
some cute headcanons involving mike recording the losers!! also this is kind of got hella long so sorry haha
oKAY so let’s get started…
mike gets a video camera one year from his family on his birthday, and the first thing he does with it is take it to the losers so he could film them all goofing around.
the first thing you see is bev up close to the camera with richie making weird faces, bill yelling at them both to back up as mike laughed at how weird they looked, and eddie’s hand in between their faces flipping the camera off.
bev & richie finally move away and mike faces the camera to stan, who tries to move away but bill and eddie keep him in place. ben is standing beside stan looking awkward as ever but smiling nonetheless.
“we are the losers and we do dumb fucking shit,” mike says to the camera after turning it around to face him, almost like he’s talking to someone. “helL YEAH WE DO” - richie
he has a plan of sorts but no one needs to know that sshhh
the video goes to just show them playing a card game in bill’s living room and eddie yelling at richie about cheating before cutting off.
from there on out mike makes sure that the camera is fully charged and he takes it with him whenever all the losers hang out. they all question it but mike is like “i want to film richie doing embarrassing shit”. it’s a partial lie.
the next video he takes is when they’re at the quarry.
he’s filming them jumping off the cliff and into the water from below. he zooms in on everyone and makes sure he gets them all when they jump. when it’s his turn to jump, he races up there and bill films it.
it’s a bit shaky but that’s ok.
the next shot is them all shouting in the water for a few seconds before it zooms in on bev & ben talking. bev kisses ben’s cheek before swimming away.
cue the ‘oh shit oh shit oh shit’ from mike as he secretly gets it on camera. (he shows richie, bill, stan, and eddie later) (they all f r e a k o u t).
there are other short little videos of richie making jokes and eddie telling him to fuck off/stan declining his hi-fives; stan being a fucking savage back at richie or anyone who pisses him off (aka other kids at school who try and make fun of bill’s stutter) (they all had to defend bill at least once & everyone except the bowers gang soon realized that ‘oh fuck ok can’t mess with the Losers’). other short ones are of beverly telling ghost stories, or ben reading poems out loud, or bill playing the piano. just the tiny little things they all do. there’s a short video of mike singing that ben and richie got one day that mike decided to keep.
but the next long one mike takes is when they’re halfway through freshman year of high school and they’re at the barrens.
it starts off with mike zooming in on an obviously flirting richie tozier and an oblivious eddie kaspbrak by a tree not too far away. then mike moves the camera to stan and bill just a foot away from mike. stan’s on his back pointing to the clouds talking about the different shapes and bill is on his back, too, but staring at stan with a fond smile. then mike moves the camera to bev and ben who are sitting and holding hands. they say they’re not dating but tbh everyone knows it’s buLL SHIT
then mike turns the camera to himself and is like “i’m fucking seventh wheeling, i need a girlfriend”.
but then the next thing mike knows, richie is walking around laughing like a crazy person with eddie over one shoulder as the boy yells to be put down.
“i don’t want my face near your fucking ass, tozier!”
“but i have a great ass eds, even your mom said so last night!”
mike got it all on camera, thank god.
bev shoves them both in a stream near by and everyone laughs their asses off. but then bev gets shoved in by stan, who gets shoved in my bill, who gets pushed in my ben, who gets pulled in by eddie, and mike is laughing as he’s recording the entire thing. later once he’s dry, bill takes the camera from mike and records mike being pushed in the stream by richie and bev.
one of mike’s favorite videos is when they decided to do karaoke night together on the last day of summer before sophomore year. during the day they just hung out and he got a few funny/cute moments before they went to bill’s place and sent up a karaoke machine in the living room. bill’s parents were gone on a trip and wont be back until the next day and georgie was at a friend’s house so it was all good.
it was clip after clip of everyone singing badly to popular songs at the time.
richie and eddie sang africa by toto together, forced by bev. they didn’t want to do it bc “it’ll be gay” “exactly, you two fucking wanna kiss each other so go fucking do it”
cue a blushing reddie and cackling stan
but then stan and bill were blushing when ben and mike made them sing I Wanna Know What Love Is
bev and bill did a duet, too, but they weren’t ashamed at all surprisingly. mike did one by himself before he did don’t stop believing with richie and bill, bev recorded it.
they all sang Eye of the Tiger together at the end. mike propped the camera up so it wouldn’t fall and actually got them all in the frame. it fell over near the end, but thats only because bill was like “fuck it” and kissed stan and the two boys literally fell on the couch. mike didn’t bother telling them he got it on camera.
two days later he recorded everyone acting shocked when richie and eddie said they liked each other and started dating like a month ago.
“THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION” - Stan and Bev acting shocked.
he still talks to the camera about how much he loves his friends and narrates likes a story teller whenever someone is doing something Very Dumb or Embarassing. everyone questions him still but he’s like “it makes the video funnier, leave me a l o n e” (it’s for his Plan that he started when first started the videos ok?)
mike gets a serious girlfriend in his junior year and the losers all come over to his house to help get ready for their first date. ben records it all and mike tells him to put the camera away but he doesn’t listen. mike’s grandpa comes in at some point and ben gets him on camera staring at them all for a moment before excitedly telling them that the girl was here.
richie squealed but denies it. “rich, it’s on vid-” “shuT uP EDS”
there’s a video for every birthday party for each of the loser’s.
there’s a video of them all getting ready for prom at richie’s place because his parents were the only ones not home to yell about them being to rambunctious.
there’s a video of each of the homecoming dances, too; and prom.
there’s a video after prom where they’re all a bit tipsy, maybe high, sitting in a diner and all eating quietly with the occasional giggle or way too deep 2 AM thought from one of them.
there’s a video of graduation + them getting ready for graduation. mike got his family to record them walking down to receive their diplomas. they all hang out after at the quarry and there’s another video of them all jumping off the cliff in the same order when mike first recorded it.
throughout college, they’re in different places but they get together enough for mike to record whenever they do.
there’s one video of him yelling “HOLY SHIIIT” and richie yelling “fUCKING FINALLY” as he zooms in on a ring on stan’s left hand. then he makes it zoom back out so he can get both bill and stan’s faces and they both look so happy, mike actually starts crying.
there’s a similar video of stan and beverly doing the same thing to mike and his girlfriend, now fiancee a year later.
and another similar one with bill and ben doing the same thing a few months later as the camera zooms in on eddie’s left hand before going to both richie’s and eddie’s faces.
once again, it happens with ben and bev, and eddie and mike’s now wife say “HOLY SHIIIT” and “fuCKING FINALLY” for benverly.
and you guessed it, he has a some footage of each of their weddings!!
throughout the years they still hang out, even with their little forming families, and mike starts introducing every kid that comes into the picture and still they’re like “mIKE WHY THE FUCK DO YOU TALK TO THE CAMERA LIKE THAT”
they f i n a l l y find out why when they’re all about in their forties and mike insisted on them all coming to his place, just the seven of them plus his wife because she became an honorary loser when they noticed how in love she was with mike.
mike had found out a way to do a video montage of them all.
“ok ok so we’re going to go see my best friends in the entire world!” video and much younger mike told the camera as he rode his bike. “they’re amazing.”
he took the first footage of them jumping off of the cliff and voiced-over their names and what they were like before it went to the next video he took of them all. they were all confused about where the very first video of them was, tho. mike told them to just watch.
they’re favorite songs were playing in the background the entire time
anytime someone knew was introduced mike would pause on their face and a voice over would say their name and all of that shiz
the video montage basically showed all of their times together from middle school to just a few prior with their families and kids. mike’s wife laughed at the video where they were getting him ready for their first date. beverly shrieked when she saw that he got her kissing ben on the cheek. richie threw a pillow at him for the first few vids of him flirting with an oblivious eddie. stan and bill loved the ones that mike got of them, though, bc they were honestly cute.
after going through all of the kids of the losers, video went back to the very first video he took.
bev let out an ‘o shit’ at suddenly seeing her and richie’s younger faces so up close to the camera with eddie’s hand flipping them all off. richie busted out laughing.
once that video was over it went to bev’s son and richie’s and eddie’s two kids doing the exact same thing. (mike told them to do it). then it panned over to one of stan’s and bill’s kids trying to leave with bev’s & ben’s daughter awkwardly standing beside them and mike’s two kids blocking their way from leaving. it was basically a little replica of what their parents had done.
then at the end, the screen went black before saying “may the 2nd generation of the Losers Club have as much fun as we did”
mike’s and his wife’s kids both have video cameras of their own so they can do the same thing
Hi!! I love your blog! can you list some of your favorite dramione fics? Thank you!
hell yeah I can, dramione is my shit. friends come and go, but dramione is forever :’)
just a reminder that you can find some more dhr recs on my fic recs page. I’m really behind in updating it, though, so there are a few that are missing. (all of the fics I’m listing below are completed)
ok I’m gonna assume you’ve read the falloutand isolation before, but if you haven’t, check these two fics out first!! they are great for dramione skeptics and beginners
(btw most of these are hogwarts fics because I’m super into the whole sneaking around dark corridors, making out in abandoned classrooms thing)
what the room requires by alydia rackham: 6th year, Hermione is the one to find Draco in the bathroom, they get trapped in the RoR together
clean & marked by olivieblake: two of my faves, clean takes place in 6th year, and marked takes place during the war, there are so many plot twists in this series, it’s amazing, beautifully written, i love it
difficult by provocative-envy: one of my favorite fic writers ever, she is so so so talented, this is a basic hogwarts fic, I think it takes place 6th year but I don’t really remember but I do that remember I liked this
silencio by akashathekitty: so much drama in this one! 6th year (haha do you see a trend?) personally their relationship moved way to fast for me, but this is still really good
forget me by emara88: this fic is so underrated! hermione passes out at a ministry party in 2001, and while in a coma, she discovers her hidden past at hogwarts
delilah’s black book of poems by dark whisper: ONE OF MY FAVES!!! forbidden romance in this is so heart-wrenching!!! and “If you were mine” is one of the most iconic moments I have ever read
live again by sophie733: why is this not more popular?? basically everyone dies in the war, and D&H go back in time to fix it
presque toujours pur by shayalonnie: hermione is revealed to be pureblood, which changes basically everything, this fic is so interesting, though, post war hogwarts
finders by everythursday: hermione and draco have to work together to solve a mystery at hogwarts, this is heavy on the plot and the romance is more of a background story, post war hogwarts
virtus et ludicium by anjalimalfoy: to be honest, I don’t remember what this is about, but based on my abundance of highlighting in my books app, I must have liked it..? seventh year dramione
suppressed emotions by hoplesslydevoted.xx: someone is after hermione, and draco is given the task of protecting her. this fic is amazing, I loved how their relationship is so slow burn
and we all fall down by rumaan: this is sooo good. draco malfoy comes back to hogwarts halfway through the year after a stint in azkaban.
cruel & beautiful world by lena phoria: the writer recently published this story into a book (yayy), but I have an .epub saved if anyone wants me to email it to them, voldy!wins AU
turncoat by elizaye: if you’re looking for a fic similar to the fallout, this is it. draco switches sides and hermione is his confidant
we learned the sea by luckei1: this fic is amazing, it’s one of my faves. draco, harry, and hermione team up to take down lord voldemort
ugh I’m sorry, I wish I had more :/
broken by inadaze22: amazing, amazing, amazing. no one has seen hermione for years, when she returns to the wizarding society with no friends, she develops a close relationship with the slytherin squad
hunted by bex-chan: written by the genius of isolation, draco and hermione are forced to work together when their ex-classmates start dying
when the bell tolls by everythursday: four years after the war, there is a sudden rise in Dark Magic, and hermione needs azkaban prisoner draco to help stop it
lady of the lake by colubrina: a rare fic where hermione is more of the bad guy. hermione and draco overthrow the order and take over the ministry
parade of the sun by everythursday: hermione is researching a plant that has the power to change time, and draco wants to use it
again, I apologize for not having more in this category
also maybe check out my own fic? (error in expectations) it’s WIP, and it takes place during what was supposed to be the golden trio’s 7th year
Strap in nerds because have i got a long post ahead for you
So me and @sassycsap (bless her soul. she’s like my first friend here) talked about the nyoom nyoom post with how Rich would totally cart Jake around in a wheel chair like madmen on a chariot race because Rich is a Fast Boy™ and somehow we accidentally gave birth to this beautiful thing called the *drum rooooolll*
BMC Incredibles AU
So here’s each of the Characters
Rich is Dash (super speed) u can’t argue with me. have u seen the nyoom nyoom post
Jake is violet (invisibility and force fields)
Michael is Frozone ya’ll (Ice powers)
Jeremy is Bob (Super strength)
Christine is Helen (Elastic Body) (because we’ve all universally accepted that she’s the Mom of the Gang)
Jenna is Jack-Jack (this guy has a lot of powers that I’m too lazy to type in)
Chloe is Edna (She makes the costumes!!!!)
Brooke is Mirage (That really pretty girl who’s a spy)(don’t worry, we we’re made her good)
Squip is Syndrome (Bad Guy™)
=(The HCs are under the Cut so I’ll spare u the mess)=
- when silverstream met graystripe AKA “what are you doing on riverclan territory?” “drowning?” “cant you go drown on your own territory?” “ah but who would save me there?”
- when cloudtail was teaching daisy fighting moves and cloudtails like “ok pretend im a badger coming to hurt your kits” “but my kits really like you???”
- when fireheart came to the medicine cat den in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT to talk to cinderpelt about sandstorm and cinderpelt was so tired that she finally was like “fireheart….literally everyone in the clan can see sandstorm has a crush on you” and he was like “i….wait….WHAT”
- when ravenpaw caught the adder and graypaw and firepaw were so proud of him that graypaw tried putting the dead adder around the apprentices den so he could show off the fact that ravenpaw did something so cool to dustpaw and sandpaw
- when the clans were coming to the lake and brambleclaw noticed his mama goldenflower having a hard time moving down the hill and he went over to help her walk down
- also the scene where brambleclaw was worried about something and goldenflower just cuddled w/ him until he fell asleep
- when jaypaw, hollypaw, and lionpaw were playing outside of thunderclan camp and were trying to organize a mock battle and they tackled brambleclaw when he padded over to them
- that one scene in one of the field guides where squirrelflight is showing the reader around thunderclan camp and she jumps onto the highledge and says “okay and this is how firestar starts a clan meeting” and then she’s like “SHIT ok we have to get out of here there’s actually cats coming out of their dens run run run”
- when squirrelpaw was going on the journey and leafpaw was listing off herbs to her and squirrelpaw was like “i’ll be fine dw”
- when the fire happened in rising storm and thunderclan took refuge in riverclan camp and graystripe shows fireheart to his kittens, and IMMEDIATELY they know who he is bc graystripe talks to them about fireheart constantly
- that scene where fireheart was attempting to apologize to sandstorm and runningwind was just sitting there all quiet w/ this smirk on his face bc it was sorta awkward but he was getting info on drama
- when mousefur called a clan meeting. brambleclaw: can she do that | brackenfur: she just did it
- when firepaw got in trouble for feeding yellowfang and he couldnt have fresh kill that night, so graypaw tried to sneak him an extra mouse and tigerclaw caught him and graypaw, being the good friend he is ate another whole mouse so firepaw wouldnt get in trouble and got a bellyache afterwords
- that time when firepaw got so annoyed w/ yellowfang that he snapped at her and let his temper go and he thought yellowfang was crying and he was about to apologize when he realized she was laughing at him
- “lionblaze fought a fox” jayfeather: yeah i know he’s an idiot
- “thanks, jay”
- when lionblaze is thinking of cats who could be training in the dark forest and he takes one look at whitewing and just goes “no way. never.”
You got into your dorm as quietly as you
could. You were fucked.
Literally. Jin, Yoongi and Hoseok. You were dying inside but you couldn’t be
happier. I mean, they were your idols. And you were going to fuck them all. You were going to be fucked
by them all. Oh… But that moment you
just wanted your bed. Your body was screaming for mercy, you needed some rest.
You did lay onto your bed, relaxing.
the hell were you?” your roommate asked you as soon as you closed your eyes. “I
know you are grown up enough to do what you want but, come on! You can at least
tell me that you won’t come for the night. Cheesus I was so worried”
You opened your eyes hesitantly. Just get out. You didn’t need to hear
that that moment.
am sorry, Bella. I was visiting my uncle. Just relax, I am fine” you whispered,
“You are fine? Oh you are fine. You missed class! It’s Wednesday morning
and you were out! Cheesus, what’s wrong with you? You don’t come to your dorm
all night and you just appear here whispering an ‘I’m fine’, oh that’s
good-“she said, but you were so tired it didn’t take long for you to sleep
while she talked.
That Wednesday went completely normal. You did go to your classes,
avoiding questions about where you had been the two days before and trying to
focus on everything but in what you were doing. You had to keep your good
grades. In the night, you had to take a few more questions and argue from your
roommate but nothing heavy enough to let you down. How could you be down anyway?
You woke up with a buzz of your cellphone. It was your alarm. 10 a.m.
Thursday. Shit. You were going to
have classes for all day long. You just would be able to see him in the night. You
had missed some classes already; you had to go at least to those ones. In the
classroom, things were going well till you received a message on your
*I suppose you are in class right now so I’m
not gonna ask you to come now. I am freaking horny right now, fuck… I have
wondered what fucking you feels like all day. Come here ASAP, ok?
Your heart stopped. The world stopped. Shit, why did he have to send you
that message that moment? After that,
you couldn’t focus on your classes any longer, you weren’t listening your
teacher anymore. All your mind could think about was in what Namjoon would do
to you. Was he really a pervert? A daddy? Judging by that message, he wouldn’t
let you dominate him that was a fact. Actually you weren’t expecting to
dominate none of them, but ok. That was
going to be awesome.
Your mind was traveling among all the possibilities that it had for you
to let Namjoon fuck you when the bell rang. Finally
evening. You almost ran out of the classroom, straight to your dorm. You
took a shower and got ready as fast as you could. Luckily, your roommate still
had classes, so she wouldn’t bother you. But just in case, you left a note. “Went hang out, DO NOT WAIT FOR ME. Y/N*
You texted Namjoon to see if he was there
in the hotel and he replied you almost instantly.
*Yeah, fuck, I am gonna stretch you real
You stopped in a junk food store to have some
food and made your way towards that hotel. Once you entered into the building,
the receptionist looked at you curiously.
She had seen you going there the entire week, and there you were again.
The bodyguard wasn’t there anymore. Maybe
they trust me already.
knocked the penthouse’s door, being greeted by Jungkook. He didn’t even look at you.
“Hey, Y/N” he murmured and let you pass.
he really is the shy one. Or not.
The guys seemed to be already used to your
presence, because they weren’t acting that
frenetically anymore. That was good. They said their “hi”. Some of them were
playing video games. Jin was cooking. But Namjoon were nowhere.
“Namjoon is right there” Jin said, signaling to you the room he was, “he
said you should go there”.
furrowed your eyebrows at that. Why didn’t he appear?
to the room you were told to and your jaw fell open. As soon as you opened the
door, you were presented with a shirtless Namjoon, wearing only sweatpants and –
obviously and apparently not wearing boxers – laid on the bed.
“Close the door” he said simply, not even looking at you to check out if
it was actually you. “I am gonna get up of this bed, and I want you only on
your underwear as soon as I reach you” he said, starting to walk towards you.
You hushed, taking of your clothes as fast as you could, and you made it.
Before he reached you, you were only in your panties and bra. He stopped a few
inches from you, long enough only to check your body. He looked you up and down,
sighing as he scanned you slowly. He looked your eyes, staring at it sexily.
“Let’s play some BDSM?” he asked.
No shit. You had never done that before. What if
you did something wrong?
“Huh…I am not sure about it…” you said sincerely. He raised his
“Trust me. Do you trust me?” he said, his voice incredibly calming you
down. You nodded. He grabbed your chin, making you look at him and smiled.
don’t know if you have already done this before, but I suppose you know the
rules already” he said. You signaled a “No” and his smile grew. “Well, first of
all, you’re gonna do everything I
tell you to, without any hesitation, you got it?” he said, his voice darkening.
Shit. No hesitation? “Got it?” he asked again.
You nodded. “Two, you are gonna call me
‘daddy’. If you call me something but it, I’ll spank you as a punishment.
Number three, I am gonna spank you anyway” he said chuckling, “but in different
ways. That is all. Got it?”
Wow. That was going to be the death of
you and you would end up completely fucked, wrecked and destroyed. The worst
part was that you were anxious about it.
“But I gotta ask you something… you mind being cursed? I mean… Slut or
something” he asked. Hum… did you?
You didn’t know. You had never been cursed before.
“Honestly, I-I don’t know. I have never done anything of this” you said.
“Ok. Let’s see.” He said and crashed his
lips on yours, both his hands holding your face. You were holding his arms and tasting
his kiss. His was much hungrier than the others. There was nothing sweet or
soft in that kiss. He was simply hot, needy, wet and exciting. And you wanted
more of him. You pulled him closer, wanting to feel him as close as possible.
His tongue invaded your mouth without even asking permission. He did bite and
sucked on your bottom lip. You had barely started and you could felt your body getting
warmer. His hands traveled down, squeezing your boobs on the process and
stopping on your butt, squeezing it harshly.
“I’m gonna fuck the shit out of you today” he pulled away. “On your
knees” you obeyed quickly. Your face was leveled on his erection. He was so
damn hard already. He pulled his dick out of his sweatpants. Shit. The pre-cum
“Lick it off” he commanded and you did as
he said. You grabbed his dick on your hands and licked his tip, soon putting
your mouth around it, sucking. He let out a deep groan. You teased him, taking
more of him slowly, teasingly, and he noticed it. As an answer, he grabbed your
hair and forced you to take more of him. His cock hit the back of your throat
and you gagged, trying to pull back. “No. Take it a little bit longer” he said
and you tried to control your breath. He did hold your head and started
thrusting into your mouth, hitting your throat every time. He was literally
fucking your mouth.
You were gagging as fuck, your eyes
watering, but it was pleasingly. Soon, you felt the warm and salty liquid slip
out of him straight down your throat. Wow.
“Stand up. Strip and lay on the bed” he said. You closed your eyes and
took off your clothes, avoiding the shyness growing up inside you. You lay onto
the fluffy mattress and from the corner of your eyes you could see him
stripping too. Fuck. He was so… hot.
did go over you and spread your legs, giving him a full view of your dripping
“Fuck… Look at this. I haven’t even touched
you yet and you are wet. I am gonna fuck you so hard” he whispered. His voice
was your death, and you just wanted to be fucked already, but you knew he
wouldn’t let you cum this easily.
leaned in to take something out of the little desk beside the bed and you
froze. Handcuffs. Two pairs of them.
looked at you smiling devilish.
“You trust me, remember this. I am not gonna hurt you. Whenever you want
me to stop, just say it and I will” he said softly, his caring side appearing.
You nodded anxiously. He handcuffed both your wrists on the headboard and then
your feet, opening your leg. You tried to move but you couldn’t. You were all
vulnerable there. Whatever he wanted to do to you, he would. The idea was
getting you even wetter. Ah…
Once your legs were completely spread, he kissed you while brushing his
tip on your entrance. You tried to touch him, but of course you couldn’t. He
did go down, sucking your neck roughly – that was definitely going to leave
marks – and then your nipples; they hardened fast. Your belly was the next
target, he gave it bites and soon, he found the place you wanted him in the
licked your slit deeply, tasting your juices. He smiled and winked at you. He
gave you another lick, this time on your clit, adding pressure with his tongue,
making you gasp. That was good, but not enough. You wanted more, wanted to feel
him, but every time you tried to move, the handcuffs stopped you.
Suddenly, he introduced one finger inside
you, slowly. Once it was completely in, he took out even more slowly, teasing
you. You whimpered. You wouldn’t be able to handle that longer. He repeated the
process again a couple times, and then started pumping in and out in a fast
pace, the juices dripping out of you. He added two more fingers and pushed you
to your heaven, but whenever you were ready, he stopped moving. He did that a
lot more times, masturbating you, making you almost cum and stopping. He was
torturing you, giving you pleasure but not completely.
“Fuck, please Namjoon” you begged. He looked at you, eyes darkened,
tongue out of his mouth.
“Baby…” he said, caressing your thighs, “I
told you…” you thought he would have mercy, “it is daddy, not Namjoon. I said I
would spank you, but I didn’t say where” he said and hit your pussy, right over
your clit. You screamed in both pleasure and pain. Shit. That was getting
am sorry daddy. Please, let me cum” you whimpered, blushing.
“Huh, does my baby girl wants to cum for
daddy, huh?” he asked teasingly, fingers playing with your nipple as he spoke.
“Yes, yes, please, I can’t take it anymore” you cried out.
“Take what? This?” he said and brushed your
pussy, moving his hand up and down, the friction making you whimper as you
tried to rock your hip up against his hand.
“Hum… please” that was all you could say.
“Tell me how you want me to fuck you” he said.
What? No. You were not exactly the vocal type. You hadn’t
courage enough to tell how you wanted it. He noticed your hesitation, “I told
you not to hesitate. If you don’t tell me, then I won’t fuck you”
Little pervert. You had to do that, if you wanted him to fuck you.
me with your cock” you whispered afraid that the other boys could hear you.
my cock? That’s what you want?” he said, grabbing his dick into his hand and
pumping it slowly.
please daddy” you said, now louder than before, dying to be touched already.
that’s what you want, you’ll get it” he said and let your feet go, but your
hands were still handcuffed. You opened
your legs for him and he positioned himself between them, not wasting any time
to push in. He let you adjust for one sec and started moving immediately, pounding
into you not fast but deeply. You were moaning slow, but it didn’t take long
for your moans become little screams as his thrusts became rough and violent,
stretching you real good as he said he would.
you’re freaking tight” he groaned, low moans leaving his mouth as he closed his
eyes. You tried to move, to touch him, but you were still handcuffed.
daddy, let me go” you begged. You needed
to touch him.
my little girl want to touch her daddy, huh?” he said, not stopping his
thrusts. You just could nod.
stopped moving, but only long enough to take off the handcuffs.
“On all fours, now. Since I answered your
wish, you’ll answer mine. I’m gonna fuck you from behind” he commanded. You got
into the position, waiting for him. “Look at you… You want it, don’t you? You’re
a little slut to my fucking cock” he said. Slut?
You kinda liked it. You knew it was sexually talking. You didn’t have to worry about it.
I am” you said, blushing. Before you complete your sentence you felt a heavy
hand smack your ass, the loud song echoing though the room.
enough to spank” he said, hitting your ass cheek once more. You kinda liked it.
The pain mixed with pleasure. And then, without a warning, he thrust into you,
his dick sliding in easily between your folds. You both let out a deep groan as
the pleasure hit you.
pulled your head back by your hair, leaning in to grab your boobs and lick your
earlobe while pounding into you harshly, his thigh slapping against yours, the
sound audible. Your walls started clenching around his dick, the good, sweet
sensation building up inside you slowly, but deeply.
on, Y/N. Come for me, come for daddy” he whispered and that was enough. You did
cum hard, violently, the warmth of your walls around him making him cum with
You both crashed onto the bed, letting your breaths get stable, your
hearts still racing.
I hurt you? Was I too rough?” He asked, his sweet side appearing again. He was
no longer Daddy Namjoon, he was just him.
Namjoon. This was awesome, really” you said sincerely. That was. You had never
felt so much pleasure in a single week. Shit, you still had three others to
here, let me clean you up” he said, offering you his hand. He gave you your
time, letting you take a shower and giving you one of his sweatpants and
I already have Hobi’s clothes, I can’t accept” you said.
“Please. Just take it, I’m not letting you
get out of here with sweaty clothes” he said.
got dressed and so did he. Once you left the room, you did go to the living
room, where some of the boys were still playing video games.
Namjoon-hyung, you broke the girl. All we could hear was her screams” Jimin
said. You blushed as hell.
sorry, but I have my necessities” he said.
play with us, Y/N. Had some fun with us that don’t involve sex” Taehyung said,
offering you a place beside him on the couch, which you happily accepted.
hope you still have some voice available Y/N, because I’ll have you screaming
for me even louder tomorrow” Jimin said.
ok so i don’t have a lot of evidence on this considering i don’t have screenshots and i really need to binge voltron again but im making this off of pure memory so hear me out ok? im porbably looking way too deep into this lmao
I think Lance feeling like he’s a seventh wheel is completely justified.
Alright so everyone has had that moment where you make a joke and everybody just stay silent like it isnt funny, right? Well if you think about it, Lance has those moments every time he makes a joke or tries to lighten the mood, all of the time. Nobody really laughs at his comments or even pays much attention to them in the first place, only gets glares in return.
Now clearly, Lance usually cracks a joke for comic relief, but apparently no one else finds it funny. For example, he comes out of the pod after healing and everyone is happy to see him. But as soon as he starts talking, people just groan and act like, “Oh, it’s that Lance, he hasn’t changed one bit,” and act clearly annoyed. Even his idol, Shiro, acts fed up with his shit- which in some cases is justified, but most times, it shouldnt matter, he’s just trying to be funny lmao. Lance probably feels, unwanted, out of place, like he is the fifth wheel because no one really accepts him, and everyone finds him annoying.
Its not even just with Lance’s sense of humor, too.
People always think his ideas are stupid.
For example, the iconic scene where he keeps Keith from running straight into the danger that could get both of them killed, he suggests his alternate idea. Keith- who usually thinks Lance’s ideas are dumb, automatically jumps to the conclusion that his idea is going to be. Before he can argue, though, he works it out and sees that maybe Lance’s alternate route is a good idea.
People disagree with the way he wants to complete something, in season 2, Lance comes up with the idea to form Voltron in a situation and everyone vouches against it, however 30 seconds later, they end up forming Voltron, like he said, anyway.
Another reason, people also think little of him, they underestimate him, and that all starts with the Garisson. He was told that the only reason he ever got at his fighter pilot class was because his rival was kicked out of school, and without that he shouldnt have even been there. Again, he feels out of place, and like he doesnt belong. Then, his idol, his hero, Shiro, shows up, and when he finally feels like he has a purpose, like he could accomplish something amazing, but then Keith shows up. Even then, he doesnt give up, he is like “um excUSE ME BITCH I CALLED SAVING SHIRO FIRST” And once again, he doesnt want his rival that always beat him to do that once again.
And again in season two, there’s clearly favoritism happening between Keith and Shiro, and Lance is jealous of course. Like, he finally gets to meet and work with his idol, and when he wants to go with Shiro on a mission, SHiro chooses Keith over him. Man, I wonder why he’s so overdramatic about it. Its not like he was treated the same damn way at the gaRISSON OR ANYTHING NAHH
No, but clearly, he has an inferiority complex, especially when it comes to keith, because he knows hes better than him in every way.
People in the show also deny that he has any good skills, and even he himself starts to believe it, when sorta venting to the yupper. (i die a little inside whenever i see it)
I loved it when shiro gave him praise for once because it was specifically for him and not directed at the whole time. It was good job LANCE
And honestly the pride on his face was so heartwarming like omg thank you shiro for ackowledging him
im probably going way off track but anyway
daily dose of what its like in my mind 24/7 lmao
I hope in season 3 they kinda bring his insecurities up again as a sort of conflict i mean- with Keith possibly becoming Black Paladin, Lance is probably gonna be hella jealous and im sure thats gonna instigate a fight between them, and now theres not really a mediator. So. Fantastic…..
Guys i feel like a lot fo stuff goes right back to shiro, how lance probably aspires to be like him, or be good in his eyes and therefore be good for the rest of the team but hes having this inferiority complex because he feels unappreciated. Like hes just that annoying guy they dont really need and they could replace him if they wanted to, and keeping all of those thoughts hidden or masked by this confident facade is like
lance youre gonna break at some point
I hope lance gets the recognition and the acknowledgement he deserves in season 3 i swear he better not be tossed under the rug.
It took you approximately three and a half seconds to realize something was wrong with Bruce. You had no idea why, but he was clearly not happy.
Not the “I’m Batman, I’m broody and dark” kind of “unhappiness”. The “I’m being a child about something but I won’t tell you what” kind. He was visibly pouting, and when you went to him to kiss his lips softly, he didn’t respond.
He just kept staring at the bat computer and ignoring you. You could have been worried…did he stop loving you ? Was he slowly drifting away from you ? You could have…But you knew better.
It wasn’t the first time he acted that way. It wasn’t the first time at all.
And as you pulled away after he didn’t respond to your kiss, and he avoided your gaze, you just knew.
Yup. Something was definitely bothering him, and he was being a brat about it. He was acting like a kid whose parents refused to buy him an ice cream, and now, he wasn’t talking to them anymore…At least for a few minutes. Because just like a kid to his parents, Bruce couldn’t resist talking to you for very long.
You tried to remember what you could have done to make him be pouty like that…But nothing comes to your mind. You didn’t use your sass, sarcasm and wits on him lately, you didn’t make him jealous on purpose, you didn’t ate Alfred’s last cookie…What was it ?
You stay in the cave with him for a while, deciding to leave him calm down (for whatever reason he needed to calm down), and thank God your sons were getting down the stairs.
You went to talk to them, and you could see Bruce looking at you guys sideways, acting as if your laughter didn’t annoy and intrigue him.
Dick looks at his father, and, shaking his head turns to you :
-Oh mom, what have you done for him to pout like a damn child ?
-That’s the thing Dickie, I can’t remember doing anything. And I usually do remember…So…yeah, I’m clueless too.
And you guys tried to figure out what you could have possible done…but just couldn’t find anything.
When your children left for their nightly patrol, and Bruce stayed behind (it was suppose to be his night off, but it seemed he had no intention on going back up with you and just enjoy some time together…this wouldn’t do), you decide to finally break the silence.
Oooohhhh fuck can I just start off with they’re all really fucking attractive and pictures don’t do them justice? Like seriously pictures cannot contain how perfect they are.
Taeil: He’s super cute like really cute. His body is even cute. He’s like right in the middle not super tall but not short. When u look at his face u just wanna smile. Really smooth skin like u wanna rub it, it’s like after u shave ur legs. Has big puppy dog eyes like u finna get lost in them shits sis. His hair is very nice and looks healthy, his hair kinda looks weird sometimes in photos but it really suits him irl!!! Some girl got chosen for Doyoung and Taeil to sing a song to her and Taeil sang a Bruno mars song I’m sorry I really can’t remember what it’s called but you guys know that one Bruno mars love song. His English was PRECIOUS he has a very sweet sing song voice. Everyone melted when he sang the Bruno Mars song like GODDDD boy really can sing well!! He’s a super cute puppy flower boy, he gives off pretty boy vibes 🌸. He was smiling a smol cute little smile the whole time he was very precious and I just wanted to love him.
Taeyong: MY FUCKING BIAS. WOOOW HES SOOO ATTRACTIVE WAS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE??? I WAS IN THE RED CARPET TAKING PICS THEN HE CAME OUT AND I JUST I PUT MY PHONE DOWN AND STARED AT HIM I HAD TO EXPERIENCE HIS BEAUTY RIGHT THERE MY MOUTH GOT FUCKING DRY AT HIS BEAUTY. Super nice skin super cute lil sweet heart trying to please everyone fan interaction every time u turn around. When he dances he GETS INTO IT his hair flops all around it’s really adorable! He hits all his moves super sharp and it’s very pleasing to see. He had a solo before all the other boys came out and he KILT THAT SHIT everyone was in shock because it was so good. He was very nervous and I was like abt to cry bc that’s my baby and no. He was talking in English and messed up and he DID THE CUTEST SHIT EVER he just looked at the ground and started smiling and all the boys just patted his back everyone said “awww” tho so I hope that made him feel better. Really a perfectionist, tried his hardest to speak really good English, ohh boy his English voice is cuteeeeee. He kept taking his jacket off because he was gettin hot. Has nice arms, the boys weren’t lying ab those veins girl u can see them from miles away, he has nice hands too. He’s kinda like Taeil he’s not very tall he’s more on the shorter side but very nice thin pretty dancer body. He was so pretty?They had a little fan interaction wheel of fortune thingy and he kept doing all the little popular American dances he was gettin it in. On stage he’s got a very sexy idgaf vibe, but in reality he’s cute and quiet. A fan had the same hair color as him and when he walked by her he pointed to his hair and then hers and gave a thumbs up. In all he really works hard and you can tell he really cares for everyone especially his members, he’s very nervous but once he gets past that he’s super cute and wants to make sure fans have a good time. ALSO HES FUCKING GORGEOUS I CANT EXPLAIN.
Johnny: BIG HES BIG TALL LEAN BUT MUSCULAR BUILD HE’S THE EPITOME OF A MAN. Very tall, I was at his elbow. He was right next to me and I almost fainted he was so hot. He has these little patches that look like irritated or inflamed skin on his left cheek near his neck and under his jaw his makeup artists covered it really well tho so I really couldn’t tell. He has flawless pore less skin it looked really soft and dewy. His hair was actual sex, the pictures don’t do him justice he fucking ROCKS this hair and it makes him give off sexy vibes. When I told him I loved him he gave me the sweetest smile ever and ugh I melted. Very polite baby!! Asked how everyone in my isle was doing and waved to everyone! I can’t get over how nice his body was I just wanted him to wrap me up in his arms so badly they looked so strong, his body is actually pretty wide but he’s lean and muscular, like he could engulf you. Bless those stylists tho bc his clothes fit him really well and he looked very cute. He’s a precious pure baby in a big sexy man body, he was smiling the whole concert everyone was PIPING HIS HEAD YO. He was talking and it got quiet and he was asking the members to show something and asking the girl who got picked for the song to pick a singing member and a girl in my isle screamed “I pick you Johnny” and he couldn’t contain his smile and laughter like he was cracking tf up. Every time it got quiet I would scream Johnny along with 2-3 other people in my isle and he would smile SO BIG. He was really happy, lots of Johnny stans there. His legs are big and long, when he dances you can see how big they are, he was smirking the whole cherry bomb choreo bc everyone kept screaming his name. In all he was extremely extremely handsome I wasn’t ready I had no idea how handsome he was! He’s so underrated please love him he deserves it. He’s a cute shy baby with a sexy face and body like he would treat u so well I can just tell. I really wanna meet him again!
Win win: PRINCE OF FUCKING CHINA. Huge eyes like they’re half his face. Symmetrical face with very nice features. Sort of round face. Good hair, pretty doll lips. He’s sort of on the shorter side and he’s thin but not as thin as Taeyong. He was gettin hyped, there were a lot of win win stans with little signs and stuff. He didn’t speak any English but listened very intently when Mark and Johnny and the others spoke English, you can tell he really wants to learn. I feel like he’s a fast learner. Very articulate and energetic dancer, looks like he’s having the time of his life on stage. Laughs at anything the members say, he really loves them. I was wearing an nct banner on my shoulders and he pointed at it and gave a heart and I thought I died for a sec. He tries to make sure every fan can see him like when they were waving goodbye he took the longest and kept stopping to wave 😂. He’s a cute baby and sometimes it seems like he isn’t thinking about anything? He loves being on stage and dances amazing I was so impressed by him, the other members all dance very well too. He seems very innocent and sweet, he works very hard and does a very energetic stage. Really tho he’s so handsome like prince of China frfr.
Jaehyun: TALL BABY! HANDSOME BABY! PRETTY BABY! MUSCULAR BABY! He really is tall, almost as tall as Johnny. Definitely most muscular in NCT he has BIG arms, you can see through his clothes how defined he is. His voice is deep, like deeper than on the actual tracks. AMAZING LIVE Singer. He sang live the whole time and everyone was amazed. He’s actually very good at dancing!!! A real man!! The type of guy u wanna wife up. Shy but confident, very smiley and cute with his members. His hair is really nice I wanted to run my hands through it so bad. When he was in the isle with me he kept looking around and licking his lips 😫😫. He’s really built so well and his voice sounds like honey. Actual prince. You think he looks good in pictures? Well if you see him in real life your gonna be blown back by his handsomeness.
Actor like chiseled features, looks like his jawline will cut you. Big eyes, small face. He was very pale, but not extremely pale he was just very symmetrical and perfect looking, he looked like if you could create the perfect man. Overall he seemed like a cute reserved sweet heart, once again shockingly handsome and sexy but also very cute!
Doyoung: BEAGLE! THIS BOY IS TALL AND CUTE! THIS BOY IS BOYFRIEND MATERIAL! He has very circular big eyes, he’s pretty thin. Legs r long as fuck they look like they’re his whole body. Sweet high voice when he sings, he sings very well live. When he was singing to the girl i was shocked how nice his voice really was. Cute hair, it’s also kinda thin. He gives off cutesy boyfriend vibes. Aesthetic boyfriend. Model boyfriend. Very well spoken and articulate. Very chic! Once again he seems like a model or something. All his clothes looked like he was modeling them. Cute stage presence equally cute up close. He wasn’t shy at all he just walked down the isle I was like damn ok. He has this sort of happy but chic aura. This boy knows what he’s doing he’s very good. Overall I just wanna walk through ny with him and take aesthetic pictures, such a boyfriend oml.
Yuta: HANSOME! SMART! LIKE REALLY DAMN HANDSOME! He’s a bias wrecker, he damn near stole my heart. Sexy boy fr tho idk if he knows how sexy he is tho. Good dancer too. DEEP DEEP VOICE FUCKKKK. His Korean is really good too. He’s in the middle for height also. When he dances he thrusts his hips a lot. You know that part in the beginning of cherry bomb the “I’m the biggest hit” part? Boy was thrusting his hips super hard. Nice body, also kinda thin but somewhat muscular. Really attractive and handsome, it’s like he commands your attention and leaves you wanting more. More of a smirk than a smile on stage. Cocky and sexy on and off stage, off stage he’s a tiny bit more cute tho. Sexy without trying sort of dancing. Sweater paws the whole night! He wasn’t sweating super bad despite his million layers of clothes. Seems like the school bad boy. Major bad boy vibes. Watch out tho bc then he’ll do some cute shit and steal ur heart. Overall very sexy with a good stage presence, I feel like he’s very cocky but in a good way like it’s hot, MAJOR BIAS WRECKER.
Mark: SUPER CUTE SUNSHINE BABY TRYING HIS BEST HE WANTS TO PLEASE YOU HES A GIFT FROM GOD! When I tell you the cutest most sweetest lil baby ever I mean it. Little baby facial features with big round eyes. His voice is surprisingly deep in real life? Tries to give bad boy sexy vibes on stage but just ends up being a cutie. PROTECT HIM. He can dance very well I would say one of the best dancers. FULL OF ENERGY THE WHOLE NIGHT. His hair was all floppy and bouncing around it was so precious. He was getting down to the wheel of fortune song like he was actually dancing really well to the random tune. He’s just so super cute and smiley UGJ. He will brighten your day. He was nervous and kept stuttering in English and smiling at the floor it was cute. His English voice is so nice to hear it’s like the perfect tone it just sort of flows into you ears. Bouncing around the stage the whole night. TRYING HIS ABSOLUTE HARDEST AND BEST. Really hard worker. Sweating a bit but it was cute. Everything he does is cute. Overall I jut wanna protect him and watch him grow and get more popular, he’s really so lovable.
Haechan: AWWWWWWW CUTE LIL BABY BOY! SOOO EXCITED AB EVERYTHING! When he dances he also bounces around. SMOL! Heart piercing smile! SMIRKING THROUGH EVERY PERFORMANCE. It’s funny because he thinks he’s older than he is and it’s really cute. CUTE PRECIOUS BABY FAT I HOPE IT NEVR GOES AWAY. Sweet baby face and very interesting and melodic voice. I’m smiling while I write this y'all he was so cute in his little shorts. He was so fucking happy and excited just really super precious. He can dance really well too he killed his solo thingy. Really sweet baby you would never know how much of a trouble maker he was. He’s really the cutest lil thing and so excited he couldn’t contain it! God I just wanna protect him.
TW: EVEN SMUTTIER THAN THE LAST ONE, swearing, a whole lot of innuendos
Words: 1,700 ish
Disclaimer: I may edit this a tiny bit more in the future. But enjoy, kiddos!
“Oh here they come,” Alanna groaned to the rest
of your friends, spotting you and Connor walking towards the lunch table.
“Wow, and a whole new gallery of hickeys to go along with it!” Jared nodded
towards the faint purple bruises on Connor’s neck.
“Ugh, seriously, can we stop talking about this? He’s my brother. The last
thing I want to think about is him… doing it,” Zoe basically cringed at her
last words. She folded up her half eaten sandwich, clearly having a loss of
You and Connor sat down, smiling. Your
boyfriend slung his arm around your shoulder, pulling you into his side.
“What were you guys talking about?” You asked curiously.
“Oh, just how you and Connor can’t keep it in your goddamn pants,” Jared
“I mean, I’ve never heard Y/N complain-“
Zoe groaned. “Okay, that’s all I can take.
Come on, Evan, let’s go eat outside,” she stood up and the blue boy followed.
His ears were pink just from listening to the conversation.
“See? Even tree-nut over there can’t be around
you two,” Jared remarked.
“What the hell do you mean, Kleinman?” Connor
rolled his eyes.
“I MEAN that we all know how much you guys fuck. My god, look at you; your neck
could be a Picasso sunrise!” Jared laughed in between his words. Connor’s hand
shot up to his neck immediately, in attempt to hide them.
“Every time we get together, you guys always leave
early to have sex,” Alanna pointed out, taking a bite of a baby carrot.
“Do not! When was the last time we did that?”
You looked at Alanna with disbelief.
“Literally last week we watched Schindler’s List at my house, and you
sucked Connor off in the bathroom,” Alanna stated.
Your face turned bright red. Connor’s ears
changed colour like a chameleon to match.
“Who the fuck gets turned on by dead Jews? You
guys are messed up,” Jared joked.
You rolled your head back and groaned. “Ugh,
you guys are exaggerating! We don’t do it that often.”
Alanna and Jared bounced back and forth.
“Last week. Schindler’s List.”
“Week before that, we went to the arcade. You guys left and had sex at Y/N’s
“Week before that, we
all went out to eat and you guys dashed before dessert came.”
“Ok, ok! I get it. We
have a lot of sex. But what’s wrong with that?” Connor let out an annoyed sigh.
“There’s nothing wrong
with it, scientifically speaking, but it’s just… annoying,” Alanna concluded.
“Yeah, I bet you two
couldn’t go a week without having sex.” Jared took a sip of his juice box,
giving you both a judgemental glare above the rim of his glasses.
“You’re on,” you shook
his hand. Connor choked on his own spit, eyes growing wide.
“Wait, babe, are you
Murphy?” Jared spoke as he reached out his hands to shake yours.
Connor gulped, looking
between the two of you. “Ok. Fine,” he finally sighed.
Alanna checked her
watch, “ok, so this time in exactly a week, you guys cannot have ANY sexual
intercourse. That includes anything in sexual nature.”
You nodded with a
confident smirk on your face.
Two days have already passed, and it’s been a lot harder than
you thought. You have been so used to having little quickies and long nights
with Connor, that you felt… frustrated. It was almost as if your nerves were
just asking to be trampled on. Even worse, Connor was getting antsy.
You were at his house, in an attempt to study. But he
couldn’t sit still. He was full of energy and in a pissed off mood.
“Connor, just come sit down,” you pinched the bridge of your
nose with your fingers.
“I can’t fucking sit down. I can’t just sit, I-I need
something,” he ran his hand through his long hair, pulling at the roots.
Connor had quit smoking after you two started having sex.
When he smoked weed, he felt a release of stress. Then when he became intimate
with you, he didn’t need that other outlet. Of course, you were over-the-moon
when he told you that he had stopped smoking. And the sex wasn’t too bad
either. You stood up from his bed, walking over to him and placed your hand on
“Look, I get that this is all a shitty bet made by Kleinman,
but we have to prove to ourselves that this relationship is more than just
sex,” you gave him an endearing look, searching his eyes.
Connor dropped his hands to his sides, nodding. “Yeah. You’re
right,” he sighed softly.
The two of you were
laying on his bed, staring at the ceiling.
“Do you remember that time, we were on a date, and you
laughed so hard that soda came out of your nose?” Connor teases with a grin.
“Oh don’t remind me,”
“I think that’s when I fell in love with you. I mean, who
wouldn’t want a girl who has Dr.Pepper for snot?” He tickled your side softly.
“Ok, seriously, shut up. Remember the time you peed yourself
in second grade? Yeah, don’t start shit, Murphy.” You jokingly growled back
with a laugh.
The two of you continued to joke and share the odd memory or
two. You reminisced on embarrassing moments, your firsts, and plans for the
future. It had been so long since you two had just sat down spoke to each
other. It felt… nice.
Connor must have been thinking the same thing,
because when you looked to your right, he was looking right at you. There was
something in his eyes that you hadn’t seen in a very long time. It was the look
of genuine care and love. His pupils were enlarged and his eyebrows were
relaxed. His mind looked like it was put at ease with something other than physical
As much as you hated to admit it, Jared might have
actually done something useful.
Time wore on and your patience grew both thick and
thin. A week without sex was a week full of love and frustration. You and
Connor took the extra time you had to get to know each other. But your time
alone was the most frustrating. 3 days into the week, he had tried to sext you.
Sending you teasing messages and pictures of himself that were
not-safe-for-work. By the fourth day, he couldn’t keep his hands off of you.
When you sat near each other, his hand would run up your leg and be hiked
dangerously north. By the fifth day, Connor’s eyes were glued to your neck. He
stared at the skin that resembled a blank canvas. He wanted to litter it with
bruises created by his lips. He wanted to make sure that everyone knew you were
his. And by the sixth day, you couldn’t
take it anymore.
Connor growled as he shoved you into his room,
slamming the door closed. You attacked his lips, pressing so hard that he
almost lost balance. Connor yanked your jacket off of your arms, throwing it on
the floor. The zipper hit the floor, making a loud noise. But you didn’t care.
Every sensation that wasn’t caused by Connor – faded into white noise.
He quickly grabbed your thighs, throwing you onto
his double bed. He tucked his head in your neck, biting and finally creating a
piece of art that couldn’t be graded. His hands quickly moved under your shirt,
grabbing onto your breasts roughly.
“God, I fucking missed these,” he breathed out
“Connor, w-what about your parents? W-What about
Zoe?” you whispered in between hot breaths.
His hands grabbed your thighs and pulled them apart
roughly, slipping his torso between them. “At work. I don’t fucking care about
Zoe,” he grumbled against your skin.
You tipped your head backwards, letting your
boyfriend catch up on all the missed time. Every tick, emotion, or outlet he
needed was now all in for your pleasure. His anger built up from the week is
pushed onto his muscles: carrying out the pleasure that he dedicates to you.
Connor sat on his knees. Stripping off his shirt, he
presented the pale torso that you know all-too-well. You placed your hand on
the line of hair beneath his belly button. You wanted to admire his beauty, but
Connor had other plans. He attached his lips to yours and the two of you
continued to remove your clothes, throwing them to the side of his bedroom.
His kisses trailed down your bare body. His
movements resembled a waterfall, graceful and with a plan. He got dangerously
close to where you wanted him the most. Slipping under the covers, he threw
your legs onto his shoulders, burying his face in your thighs. He kissed up
them, his nose nuzzling into the soft skin.
“I’m so lucky. So goddamn lucky,” he murmured.
You sucked in your breath, leaning onto your elbows
as you watched his every move.
Connor kissed up your legs, and placed a soft kiss
to your core. You hissed in delight, mouth hanging agape. Connor licked a
single stride, smirking as you squirmed beneath his touch. He alternated
between his tongue and fingertips, making sure to give you his undivided
“You’re such a pretty girl, so so pretty,” he
murmured against your heat.
You grabbed onto his locks, throwing your head back
with your eyes closed. You could feel him humming the tune to your favourite
song. You felt so close to the brim and then he pulled away.
Whining, you looked at him. Usually, he would give
you 2-3 orgasms a night. But he was too eager to finish what he started.
Throwing open his bedside drawer, he reached for a condom and slipped it on.
“Ride me,” he spoke quickly. You nodded and
straddled him. You slipped him into you and rested your forehead against his.
Zoe walked through the front door of her house. Her
mom and dad were at work, but had texted her to ask Connor what he wanted for
dinner. Running upstairs, she was already dialing the number to her favourite
She swung his bedroom door open, “Hey Connor, what
do you want for- OH DEAR GOD.”
A/N: OKIE IM SUPER PROUD OF THIS PART JUST FYI SO PLS LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE GREAT. Also, this was way too fluffy for me, so prepare for the angst in the future parts muwahah.
The next day, you woke up in a daze. You were kind of surprised when you woke up in a different room, but remembered exactly what happened and calmed down a little. You saw Jimin sleeping in a somewhat awkward position on the sofa. The blanket was slowly falling off of him, so you got up and placed the blanket higher up his body. He always seemed peaceful when he was asleep, you thought.
You realized it was pretty early in the morning, so you decided to make a nice breakfast. You showered real quick, silently admiring the size of the bathroom. You reached for your shampoo, which was placed neatly next to Jimin’s. It was weird seeing all your things next to his. But you were happy still to see this part of his life, no matter how small it might have been. Subconsciously you started to hum to a song, forgetting that your husband was still outside.
Jimin awoke the second you had fixed the blanket on him. You didn’t have to do it, but you still did, making him smile as you turned away. He was always a light sleeper and the couch didn’t exactly provide the best sleeping conditions either. Oh, how he missed his bed. Once he heard the shower turn on, he looked at the time and realized it was still quiet early in the morning. He didn’t know what to do. So, he chose to scroll through his phone. Then, he heard it.
He thought he was mistaken at first. He could hear a faint hum coming from the bathroom, and it was…heavenly. Usually, Jimin woke up in silence, got ready in silence, ate in silence, and left in silence. But his morning routine was now already filled with sweet sounds.
You quickly finished your shower, hoping that Jimin didn’t wake up anytime soon. You carelessly picked out a simple outfit to change into so that you could make breakfast and then get ready into your work clothes later. For such a smart woman, you were pretty dumb sometimes. Because today, you threw on whatever came to your hands first. You wore a black bra with a thin white shirt and some leggings. The shirt hung loose on your shoulders and the wetness from your hair didn’t help your situation either. Without even taking second glance at the mirror, you exited the bathroom, only to find Jimin staring right in your direction.
As soon as you exited, Jimin turned to face you, only to turn wide-eyed. You rarely ever wore comfortable clothing around him. Hell, the only comfortable clothing he ever saw you in was that small purple night dress you wore. But this, this was new. And he had to had force himself to look away, but the image was practically burned into his head. The leggings showcased your legs perfectly and the way the shirt hung on your shoulders didn’t leave much to the imagination. And the way you looked with messy wet hair, oh my. You jumped black slightly when you saw that Jimin was awake.
“Uh, I’ll go make some breakfast..” you said, awkwardly.
“Uhm.. ok. But uh..your shirt is kinda…kinda…” Jimin started as he pointed to your shirt.
You looked down and to your horror, you could see your bra almost perfectly through the shirt. “Oh my god!” you exclaimed as you hugged yourself. How embarrassing, you thought.
You ran back inside the room to change into something far thicker. Jimin just sat and laughed at your cute antics.
You came back out with a black shirt and tried to quickly leave the room before you died of embarrassment. Jimin took this has his chance to get ready. However to your surprise, you found Jimin’s parents awake and sitting in the living room, enjoying their morning cup of coffee.
Thank you anon for the request! As I stated before everyone in this fic is legal age, and the reader will be older than Jug. I also made it so FP was young when he had Jug, but there was still a large gap.
Anyway I am so so sorry this was late. Aaaaah I hate that this was so late. I hope I wrote it to your standards and you like it ^^ If not please let me know and I will try to fix it. Also thank you so, so much for the well wishes you sweetheart <3 Hope you are doing well anon!
I don’t know yet if I will continue to allow age differences like this in my writing as I wasn’t too keen on writing it. I wasn’t a big fan but I did want to get this one written, as I said I would