• She loved Tyler (not that I was surprised, she’s got a type)
• every time Ryan appeared “no nOO NOT YOU AGAIN”
• Helen lost a lot of cookie points in the last few episodes but by the end she was loving her again
• Gabe as BestFatherOfTheYear™
• “Tony I love you but for fuck’s sake sTOP GIVING OUT CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION TO PEOPLE!”
• during the finale: “Anne no no no nOO”
• “Lukas’ hair was so fake honestly please let him have his natural hair colour next time”
• during the sex scene: “oh my god they’re..? They’re doing it??? Isn’t Lukas in pain??? Stop! Guys no, no, ahi, painful, stop trying to take his shirt off he jUST GOT SHOT!”
• “ok I love this tv show and I’m gonna scream if we don’t get season 2
• BLACK AND WHITE?????
• who was in charge?? Why did they decide the show needed to be this grey blob???”
So all in all I can say she loved it and she is now a true eyewitness fan.
imagine if the gravity falls finale was kinda like the post-genocide true pacifist ending, when everything’s over, except…
the screen goes to static and bipper just appears, in a mix of the “ALRIGHT LISTEN UP YOU ONE LIFESPAN, THREE DIMENSIONAL, FIVE SENSE SKIN PUPPETS!” and this scene
and just says “Ha ha ha ha…” “Did you REALLY think it was over?” and bill leaves dipper’s body, and dipper falls on the ground and stands up and says: “I mean, we haven’t even done the special thanks yet!”
and the special thanks roll in while playing an acoustic version of the gravity falls theme, and the last special thanks is “…And you, who made all of gravity falls’ season 2 happen.”
normal credits; dipper wakes up, dresses up for school, puts on wendy’s hat, and is going to school, when he passes through a mirror, his reflection is… different: yellow cat eyes, and a menacing smile.
dipper looks at the mirror, turns around, both eyes yellow and with cat pupils and says quietly: “no, no no no no no, this can’t be happening! bill was defeated…” his head twitches, and dipper’s voice distorts, and he says, in the caesar cipher: “…RIGHT?”, dipper smiles, blinks and laughs, but it isn’t dipper’s voice anymore
it’s bill’s voice.
cut to bill’s statue.
no end page, the screen glitches out and gravity falls is over