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There. The blushy Jot you wanted. u:< Now go to sleep. I’m dying. LMAO

more sketches of my version of countrybat (bc shes still rly fun to draw) ((also i changed her bat ears so now theyre flying fox ears HA))

Tattoo/Flower Shop AU Pt. 3

• Okay so Keith and Lance are now “hanging out”

• ((hahahaha totally not dating like lol thats gay))

• But like literally Keith entered the flower shop once and Lance recognized him and started talking to him and his mom came out and was like “LANCE WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND”

• Lance is freaking out like “mom no he’s not my boyfriend he’s works at the tattoo shop next door”

• “OH THE ONE ALLURA SAID WAS HOT”

• ((Keith lowkey grins bc he knows damn well he’s not the one Allura was calling hot))

• “mom pLZ”

• His mom starts interrogating Keith and Lance is just like “ohmygod mom no”

• ((Keith actually rlly enjoys it bc wow this lady is hella nice???))

• She compliments his tattoos

• says maybe she should get one

• “oK MOM TIEM FOR U TO GO SHOO BAI BAI”

• *coughs*

• “…well that was a thing”

• Shiro says Keith should totally invite Lance over to their place for dinner and maybe a movie

• “Shiro plz we’re not dating”

• “liek I kno ur not dating yet but it could happen”

• “Shiro stahp”

• ((Lance does end up coming for dinner ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)))

• gets the “Dad” interrogation

• “u better treat my son right”

• “shiro wtf”

• Keith says Lance can come back whenever

• Lance takes it too seriously and literally shows up whenever he wants

• “Lance it’s three in the motherfuckin’ morning what the hell are you doing here”

• ((keith eventually gets used to it))

• ((lance’s mom lowkey knows he keeps sneaking out and at some point slips condoms into his backpack ninja style))

• “Why the fuck are you carrying condoms around Lance ohmygod that’s weird ur not bringing anyone to my place to bang them”

• “I SWAER I DIDN’T PUT THOSE THERE WHAT THE FUCK THEY’RE EVEN THE RIGHT SIZE THAT’S FUCKING CREEPY”

• ((Keith only slightly wishes he didn’t learn how big Lance’s dick is))

• ohmygod this one was so much trash

• I’ll do better with part 4 I promise