ok thats enough thinking to myself

me, aged 11: im not getting crushes on boys like my friends started to have, i must be a late bloomer, haha!!

me, aged 12: maybe i like girls a bit?? but not like in a gay way!!!! its totally platonic im still str8

me, aged 13: so im just gonna pick the popular guy every girl likes and have a crush on him…. man i feel rly uncomfortable around him and so sick to my stomach im actually gonna vomit. (do i have to want to kiss him?? ew sounds gross) HAHA Those Butterflies™ when you have a crush, amiright

me, aged 14: i dont need a boyfriend, im a feminist!!! i like the idea of romance tho……..in theory i guess??

me, aged 15: ok… like maybe im a lil bit bi??? not that ill ever come out since im probably gonna end up with a guy anyway, ugh

me, aged 16: attracted to ppl regardless of gender. that must be it!! thats why being with a man doesnt sound appealing–its supposed to be regardless of gender! im so pan!!! wow

me, aged 17: ew, i really hate the idea of being with a man. like,,, literally disgusted. so naturally, if im not attracted to men i must be ace!! thats it

me, aged 18: ok since i got that crush on that cute girl last week, i might not be ace after all????? idk im just gonna call myself queer until o figure things out. but im obviously not a lesbian HAHA imagine that

me, aged 19: hmmm sapphic seems like such a nice term. i mean i do like girls so i think this might fit me. lesbian who tho???

now, me, a lesbian, aged 20: ……..took me long enough

tellmeimhotaff  asked:

Ok, you're probably not gonna see this but I'm kinda obsessed with your writing (almost gave me enough guts to try it myself), but whatever, that's another story. Could you make a jaded Fox/ djwifi "Excuse you, I have a boyfriend" prompt?

Aww, thanks so much, @tellmeimhotaff <3 Definitely give it a shot! Writing is one of my favorite things to do! Hope you enjoy this drabble. :)


“Excuse you, I have a boyfriend,” Alya snapped, pushing Jade Turtle away.

The hero blanched and took a step back. “Sorry, I…I wasn’t thinking. I apologize, Miss.” He did a bow. “You’re safe now. Sorry if I was too forward.” He gave her one last look and then called up his glider and sailed away.

“Can you believe that chump?” Alya grumbled, crossing her arms. “First, thinking I needed to be saved, and then, trying to kiss me! Like it was some God-given right that Jade Turtle deserves a kiss for doing his job! He’s getting to be just as bad as Chat with Marinette.”

“He must have a crush on you,” Trixx teased, floating up from her pocket.

“Well, he can crush away because I’m a one-man woman and Jade Turtle is no Nino Lahiffe,” she huffed.

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“Hey there, cutie,” Vixen winked, dropping down beside Nino. 

He jumped and pulled his headphones down. “Hi, uh, is something wrong?” He looked down the street. “Is there an akuma attack?”

“Nah, I just felt like visiting my favorite civilian,” she said, sitting down on the front stoop beside him.

“I’m your favorite civilian?”

“Of course you are. You’re definitely the most handsome.”

He shifted away from her uneasily. “I, uh, I really appreciate that, and…I don’t want to be that guy or anything, but I’ve got a girlfriend.”

Vixen tried to hide her smile. “That’s just too bad for little ole me then, isn’t it?” She stood and made a show of brushing off her suit. “Well, I better be off. You tell that girlfriend of yours she’s a lucky lady.”

“Sure,” Nino nodded, watching her jump away. “That was weird.”

Wayzz appeared at his side. “Women are mysterious creatures,” he replied sagely.


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anonymous asked:

Hi! Sorry to load this on you. Re: that anon's ask about reducing comments. I know I used to gush over every single chapter of the fics I read. But it reached a point where I think I kind of overwhelmed/annoyed one of my fav authors and now they're avoiding me. Nowadays I only leave short comments or not at all because I'm starting to think I'm being too freaky :( I can speak for everyone but I'm sure some feels this way as well. Maybe anon can mention that they love comments on their fic? (1/2)

(2/2) Also, in reader’s head: !@#$ “who cares about my unworthy opinion” and “omg that other reader leaves such constructive feedback and my vocab is limited to I love this” and “why does he/she reply everyone except me every time? I think annoyed the author I deserve to burn in hell” So not commenting becomes a self protective mechanism to not get hurt. TBH I think chapter kudos would be the best thing ever (/;A;)/

listen… never in my life… have i ever told myself “wow i wish this person didnt comment”

ok wait thats a lie HAHAHAA okokok wait back up 

the only times in my life… that i have ever told myself “wow i wish this person didnt comment” was when all the comment said was ‘OMG WHEN ARE U GONNA UPDATE’ or something along those lines like… ;-; nothing breaks my spirit more… pero!!! i still kinda (???) appreciate the sentiment behind it because obviously the person likes the fic enough 2 be rude about it (i GUES? ? ? lmao) but like im still gonna reply to those people and thank them for reading etc you know. honestly though i think i’ve only ever actually deleted a comment juan (1) time and it was because that person said something SUPER out of pocket about like racism or something which, to me, didnt make sense at all my fic was about marble busts and ice skating i was like uhhhhh what are u doing here U Are Lost and so bam i deleted 

anyway 

my point is. i know some authors dont respond to comments and that can seem like they dont care about responses/feedback but that is a total lie hunnie. we get emails every time someone writes a comment and i’ll always be reading them whenever i’m waiting for a ride or while i’m brushing my teeth or whatever and it always makes me!!! so happy!!! i do make an effort to respond but sometimes i don’t get to do it right away, but just know!!! that i do read it!!! right away!!! even if i dont respond in that moment. 

every writer has their own style of interacting w readers but lemme tell u a short comment like “omg love this dkfjdkfj” feels GREAT. yeah it feels amazing when people take the time to like paste quotes and point out things they noticed or liked in the writing or whatever but not everyone has that time or can make that sort of effort. i only get to write long-ass comments sometimes OK like i know how it is; fic is supposed to be a relaxing break from Real Life and it can be rlly tiring to write up those long comments and ur def not entitled to comment at all. but it’s still a nice gesture because kudos are so easy to give. ppl been asking me why i look at bookmarks/comments more than kudos and its because kudos are literally just a button that u click. (and hits too!! like??? hits just tell me u opened my fic???? i dont rlly care about hits thats why i have that turned off) so i rlly lov when readers give that effort u know. it feels like “hello u spent 3943894 hours writing this thing let me sacrifice 5 seconds to make a comment about it ily hunnnie xoxoxox.” 

the disparity between X time it took writer to write VS. X time it took reader to read is so big. it throws me outta whack. when i publish something and someone comments in MINUTES on something that took me HOURS/DAYS/WEEKS to write it always shooks me. and thats why any comment makes me so happy, even if its just a bunch of keyboard smashes, one time someone just sent me a link to an image of kermit on fire, liKE THATS GREAT. THAT WAS AWESOME. one time someone told me my fic made me drop their phone into their rice and that was enough.

ur small comments are enough

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the-trinket-witch  asked:

I haven't seen anything previously about Let'sPlay!Yug AU, except for the anon ask and reply-but man do I really love that idea (what other aspects of this AU can you elaborate on? Does Yugi/everyone duel online for their channels or do they play regular games (the idea of Jounouchi being a horror-game LPer is fantastic) I need to be satiated with headcanons and AU's for my first favorite show!

Hello!! And thank you. Hhhm let’s see. I’m bad at explaining things so we’ll see how far I can go. Also I’d be happy to see what people could add if they want to

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meeting mx at the airport ♡

In honor of it being exactly a week since I met Monsta X at the airport, I decided to write a little fan account of how it went down. I was going to make a video about it, but long story short, Vivian and I think that there’s a possibility MX or their management watched our KCON vlog titled “WONHO WAVED AT US… TWICE!” because there’s like 170 views from South Korea, and 150 of those views are from Korean males, if it is MX and their mgmt, I don’t want them get in trouble (since the manager didnt stop me from being mx’s 8th member) So here’s a text post!

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[ lmao hi!! it’s been a while, and i’ve had some time to think things over. an update’s in order!

(also homestuck’s ending can u BELIEVE)

the first thing i (half) regret to tell you all:

This blog is ending.

>WHAT THE FUCK

okay thats the first and last swear you’ll see on this blog :^) but that’s what you’re thinking, yes?

>WHY

to tell you the truth: I’ve lost motivation in Undertale. i milked myself out too much. i also hyperfixate on interests and while UT was nice enough to keep me company while my main interests were on hiatus, it’s gone overboard and i’m dry. aren’t there like 20 sans AUs whats goin on anymore

>THATS NOT A GOOD REASON!!!

it is for me!! unless you want me to continue this blog half assed with little to no motivation at all!!

ok, sorry. THAT was the last swear.

>SO YOU DONT LIKE UNDERTALE ANYMORE?

nah, i love it. i’m just dry. think of how i used to draw little shop of horrors art everyday on my main and i just stopped. that kind of thing. interests come and go with me. and i’ve gone over the plot of this blog over and over so many times i got sick of my own story (what the HECK mon)

>YOU’RE NOT GONNA FINISH THE STORY???

HECK what made you think that!!! i’m finishing it and working on panels as we speak. i owe you guys at LEAST that much.

>WHATS GONNA HAPPEN WHEN YOU’RE DONE WITH THE STORY?

we move on, i move on, do what you wanna do, you’re FREE

>BUT I WANT MORE!!! YOU ONLY HAVE 3 ARCS LEFT!!!

i never said i didn’t plan more than six (whoops secret’s out) but yeah, it’ll stop eventually. i have 4 left, not 3, silly. wink

>BUT!! I WANT MORE!!!!

make your own au blog and draw for it!!! heck!!

>CAN I PAY YOU TO DO MORE

unfortunately commissions are….not open yet LMAO i should fix that

>WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN IT’S DONE?

same thing i’ve been doing while it was on hiatus. drawing other stuff. ive also been watching osomatsu san, its nice

>THIS IS A REALLY LONG POST, CAN YOU SHUT UP AND START UPDATING NOW

ok ya sure ]

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE YOUNG MAN

FIRST, YOU DO THIS

AND I NEARLY DIED.

THEN, YOU DO THIS

AND THEN YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST STROLL IN HERE AND DO THIS

AND THEN YOU HAVE TO AUDACITY TO DO THIS!!

AND JUST WHEN I THINK ITS OVER, THIS HAPPENS

NOW BY THIS POINT I HAVE SOME SERIOUS PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA….AND IT JUST GETS CRAZIER

YOU HAD TO UNLEASH THE THIGHS DIDNT YOU!!!! AND THEN……..FUCK ME IT JUST KEEPS COMING AND I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW I AM STILL BREATHING AT THIS POINT

YEAH THAT. ALL OF THAT. ALL AT ONCE. AND BY THIS POINT IM LIKE, OK. OK THATS IT. THERE CANT BE ANYTHING ELSE. BUT NO. NO I WAS WRONG.

AND NOW I AM JUST A CRYING MESS OF TEARS. BUT YOU JUST KEEP GOING.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME???????? THIS IS TORTURE. AND HERE I WAS STUPIDLY THINKING IT WAS OVER AND I COULD START TO PUT MYSELF BACK TOGETHER AND THEN THIS.

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR DORKY, ADORABLE, SEXY ASS, DROP DEAD GORGEOUS WAYS. YOU GET IN MY BED RIGHT NOW!!!! 

I’m sorry. No. No I’m not. 2014 is a hell of a year.

on the real all i want to do is paint coz it makes me truly happy and i think that’s nuts. i’ve found what makes me happy and all i have to do is figure out a way to make enough money so i can keep doing it for the rest of my life. can u imagine. i am so lucky. 

Sooooo…here’s the thing. Ever since my birthday (1.5 weeks ago), I haven’t been tracking my food intake.

Originally posted by darkgreenmeadow

Initially I still felt like I was in control - my meals were low carb, snacks could have been better, but meh - sometimes you just need a break. I’ve been on my low(er) carb PCOS since November - I deserve a break, right?

Originally posted by diamonds-and-froot

Unfortunately this weekend it’s gotten out of hand - there’s been chips, pizza, chocolate, pastry treats. So I feel ready to get back on plan.

My eating has always been tied up with my emotions, and the past week and a bit has been tough because of infertility stuff. Infertility is hard enough - I’m not going to kick myself while I’m down because I ate some “naughty” food.

I think a big part of getting over a slip up like this is to just accept it. It’s done, and feeling guilty about it won’t change that. So when I weigh in on Wednesday, I’m prepared for a gain. And thats ok. I’ve been losing for 6 months - a gain will not kill me.

It’s only by falling down that you realise how long you’ve been standing strong. So I fell down, so what? I’ll get up…I always do.

Originally posted by littlepawz