ok that is too funny

you wake up under a bridge, on a tarmac road. the surface of it breathes and whispers with the wind- although, placing a finger to the air, you realise there was never wind at all.

moving to stand, you catch a glimpse of your reflection in the metal of the bridge. something is off, something in your eyes, and you realise the pair of you are not on speaking terms.

your feet drag on the ground as you walk away, led by something (someone?) towards a field of grass. they seem to stare at you, somehow. you wish you’d blinded them when you had the chance.

stood in the meadow with your hands splayed, you see darker clouds assemble on the horizon. rain is coming, and you wish you knew how to make the sky stop crying.

*loses Steve in a store*

Dustin: don’t worry I got this guys

Dustin: *uses hand as microphone* “oh Steve’s hair? Yea he uses-”

Steve: u little shit I will disown u right now

Mr. Steal your lil’ sis

Eirika pls come home


these r bad, but there u go 👌


This Naruto rewatch has been particularly enriching \\\٩(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و////

MBTI Types as Taglines (1/?)

ISFJ- One of life’s pure pleasures. (Irsh Dairy Board - Kerrygold)

ISFP- Power, beauty and soul. (Adeem Inveestment)

ISTJ- Higher standards! (Rome Insurance Agency)

ISTP- Virgin Atlantic, more experience than our name suggests (Virgin Atlantic)

INFJ- Holidays at home are great. (VisitEngland)

INFP- Long live dreams (American Express)

INTJ- Hand-built by robots. (Fiat - Strada)

INTP- Technology you can enjoy. (Honda)

ESFJ- We make our customers’ problems our problems. (Amica)

ESFP- True style never dies. (Mustang Jeans)

ESTJ- Beyond rational. (BMW - 3 Series)

ESTP- Impossible is nothing. (Adidas)

ENFJ- We love to see you smile (McDonald’s)

ENFP- This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. (Partnership for a Drug-Free America)

ENTJ- The toughest job you’ll ever love. (U.S. Peace Corps)

ENTP- Uniting people with possibilities. (Western Union)


“This whole thing smells like one big con.”