ok sorry this came out bad

Hiruzen had to get the bell test from somewhere right? So I’m willing to bet Tobirama came up with it and can you imagine Tobirama doing this bell test shit with his students. No mercy. He had these kids out here on the brink of death. Shit must have lasted a week. Hashirama probably came out to the field one day like “Tobirama, the parents are wondering where their children are—” 

“I’M BUSY HASHIRAMA” 

“OK i’M SORRY GOOD LUCK KIDS BYE”

SHIT THAT MUST HAVE BEEN AWFUL I FEEL SO BAD FOR TEAM TOBIRAMA THEY LITERALLY COULDN’T CATCH A BREAK TOBIRAMA WAS RUTHLESS HE DIDN’T EVEN GO EASY ON THEM HE WOULD WHOOP THEIR ASSES WITH NO HESITATION HE PROBABLY USED FLYING THUNDER GOD TO GET AWAY FROM THEM LIKE THAT’S NOT FAIR TOBIRAMA YOU ASSHOLE YOU CAN’T GO THAT FAST and he didn’t stand for any complaining omg

“Tobirama-sensei, can we take a break? We’re starving.”

And he just looks at them. “Are there still two bells in my hand?”

“…Yes”

“Then no. Don’t ask again.”

HE PROBABLY HAD THEM CHASING A CLONE THE ENTIRE TIME WHILE HE WAS AT HOME RELAXING. THESE KIDS ALMOST DIED FROM EXHAUSTION. fucking Tobirama this is why Hiruzen was such a lenient sensei Tobirama put him through hell 

The Other Allen - Winn Schott Drabble

Originally posted by supercanaries

Request: (By @smurryheartbeatz) Could you write a Drabble where reader is Barry allens sister but she fell in love with Winn and moved to the other earth to be with him, and she’s homesick?

Words: 935

A/N: Ok, so this got a wee bit angsty, but not too bad. 

“Hey, are you okay?” Your boyfriend came and sat next to you on the couch.

You had been staring out of your apartment window all morning as you let the mug of coffee in your hands grow cold.

“What? Oh, yeah, I’m sorry.” You sighed. “I guess my mind’s somewhere else today.”

“You wanna talk about it?” Winn draped his arm around your shoulders.

You put your mug on the coffee table and leaned back into his embrace. His arms tighten around you as you tucked your feet up under yourself and rested your head on his shoulder. The sound of the rain against the window lulled you into a nostalgic state.

“I was just thinking about this one time after Joe took us in, we were playing in the park and it just opened up and started pouring down rain. So, he yells for us to come back to the car before we get soaked, but he went from having one kid to three pretty much overnight and he just doesn’t have a handle on it yet.” You chuckled, “Now Iris and Barry are good kids, so they come when they’re told, but me, being a rambunctious six-year-old, I’m not done playing yet. So, cut to a Benny Hill style montage of Joe chasing me around the park, slipping in the mud, while Barry and Iris are watching from the car and making bets on who will outlast the other. It must’ve looked ridiculous, because when he finally dragged me back to the car, Barry was the happiest I’d seen him since what happened with our parents.”

“So, what you’re telling me is that you were always this much of a handful, huh?” He gave your arm a squeeze as he laughed.

“Yeah, I guess so.” You smiled up at him.

You sighed heavily, causing him to instinctively begin playing with your hair, which began to soothe you.

“It all seems like so long ago. When did our lives become so chaotic?” You pondered.

“I would say probably when we started hanging out with superheroes.” He chuckled to himself.

“Yeah, probably.” You laughed similarly. 

Despite his calming touch, you couldn’t help but feel a wave of sadness washing over you. Perhaps it was the cold and the gloomy sky the rain brought with it.

“I honestly don’t know how Barry does it all.” You shook your head. “He went years with people not believing him about Thawne, and then he gets these powers and has to save the city constantly, and then Zoom…”

You felt a lump in your throat that you tried to swallow. “God, he had to watch as that monster shoved his hand through our father’s heart. He had to watch both our parents die…”

“I couldn’t possibly begin to imagine what that must have been like.” Winn was apologetic and somber. “But he’s strong and I think a majority of that strength comes from others. I think most of it comes from you.”

“Yeah? Some pillar of strength I turned out to be?” You muttered.

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“It’s just… sometimes I feel like I abandoned him.” You could sense Winn wanting to protest, but he waited for you to finish. “He’s always facing off against some bad guy and the moment he’s finally happy and things are quiet, when we can finally spend some quality family time together, I leave. I just up and leave for some parallel universe. Don’t get me wrong, I love you and I love being here, but I feel like I turned my back on my family to do so.”

“That’s bull and you know it. Nobody forced you to come here and more importantly, nobody forced you to stay there. Your family knew the risks and the rewards. They knew what would make you happy and they let you go. They love you and would do anything for you,” his slightly agitated tone softened to a more loving one, “including letting you run off to a parallel dimension with some nerdy computer programmer.”

You couldn’t help but laugh, “Well, who could blame them? He is pretty hot.”

“He thinks you’re pretty hot, too.” He playfully rolled his eyes.

You gave him a quick kiss on the cheek.

“So then, why don’t you call Barry using that, uh, inter-dimensional extrapolator that Cisco made you?”

“The communication function is busted.”

“Oh, well let me take a look at it and see what I can do.” He offered. “In the meantime, you can still use it to make a breach and go visit him.”

“I don’t know. He’s probably really busy fighting some new big bad. I swear, there’s always someone.” You rolled your eyes. “Besides, I’ll probably just get in the way. Or get myself captured because I don’t know what I’m walking into.”

Or, hear me out here, you could spend a nice weekend with your brother.” He waved a hand. “If I’ve learned anything from working with Kara, it’s that there is never going to truly be a quiet time. There is always going to be some bad guy to fight or some kitten to save. There’s never going to be some ideal time to live your life. You have to live it in the here and now. You have to make your own happy moments, not wait for them to magically appear. So go, visit your brother. And if it’s a bad time, make the best of it.”

“Did I ever tell you that you’re the smartest man I know?” You smirked. “And I know a lot of smart men.”

arainbowgay  asked:

Hi I love your blog♡ and I need your advice I'm 14 and I came out to my mom as a lesbian a few days ago and she was kinda ok with it but she keeps telling me that she doesn't believe me and that I don't know what I'm talking about and made me not tell others about it so what should I do? Sorry it's so long :/

Hi, and thank you

i’m sorry you came out in a bad situation. I don’t know too much about your situation, but till try to give you the best advice I can. This may not make sense as advice to some people or just seem silly, but in situations like this, a passive approach makes sense to me. What id recommend is to, well, in simple terms, drop it. Just try to avoid the topic any time you are near her and just try not to talk about it with her anymore. (however if you do do that, please do not start by telling your mom that she was right and you were wrong about your sexuality.. some people do that and it just gives in to the other persons prejudice and gives them the satisfaction of being “right”). A lot of the times they will just forget it, or try to forget it, but if they keep pressing you about it and wont leave it alone, its okay if you lie about your sexuality and go back into the closet.. its really your choice and i wouldn’t recommend it unless you don’t feel safe or you cant function because of it. But, if that’s what you have do do, then do it. Right now, the main focus is your safety and happiness

Sorry if this seems like bad advice, but i can only say what i believe in. and i hope i could string my thoughts into words in a way that made sense (im a total scatterbrain)

Ps: if the advice doesnt pull through id totally be willing to give you new advice. Or, if you just wanted to update me on the situation, good or bad, feel free to message me again.

Ps ps: your message wasnt very long. dont apologize for it, im always happy to hear from you guys and i dont want you to feel like you are a bother

i hope i helped in some way

mestizomccree  asked:

Idk I'm interested in true crime & forensics too I love to chill out w a good documentary but that post looked kinda T/C/C as in the serial killer fandom part of tumblr. That's probably where the confusion came from. It looked kind of like you were gushing abt an antiblack cannibal.

AH !!!!!!! ok i’m really bad at picking up tone and stuff i’m so very sorry about that..i kinda saw it as a general uhh “share unecessary info that you don’t realise others want to hear” sort of special interest post idk if u get me?? but if you say so i’m sure it was the case. i already deleted it but yeah i didn’t…. i forget those sorts of people exist sometimes i’m sorry i rly don’t want to associate with that crowd 

So Izuku has a special diet and Regimen he’s on so he can bulk up and handle One For All better. 

So Living in a dorm would highlight this to the rest of the class. 

So I present :

“Little Izuku Things”

  •  Who keeps moving my fish oil.
  • I’m sorry i can’t have simple sugars this week
  • its carb load day I MUST EAT NOTHING BUT RICE AND NOODLES
  • I can’t have fruit its nothing but sugar and I CANT WASTE MY SUGAR ALLOWANCE ON AN ORANGE OK I DID THAT LAST MONTH AND IT WAS HELL
  • i’m sorry i woke you up moving around at 4 in the morning i have to go for a run before i can do my morning work out.
  • Stop eating my calcium and drink the milk its going bad and i’m not going to drink it because i doesn’t have nearly enough for my diet
  • TOMATO IS A FRUIT IT HAS SUGAR WHO WANTS MY TOMATOES THIS SALAD CAME WITH THEM.
  • *alarm goes off* ITS MULTI-VITAMIN TIME
  • Stop moving my fish oil i need to take it 4 times a day and i can’t if you keep MOVING IT PLEASE ITS GOOD FOR CLEANING OUT MY SYSTEM
  • Thank you for making dinner for me too BUT ITS A PROTEIN DAY IM SO SORRY.
  • EGGS AND RICE SO MUCH EGGS AND RICE
  • DID YOU KNOW ASPARAGUS HAS CARBS YOU GUYS.
  • Please STOP MOVING MY FISH OIL GUYS PLEASE. I KNOW ITS SMELLS BUT I NEED IT.

Back in mass and trying to make up for the 80 lbs I gained in California and over st.patricks day weekend HAAA. This actually wasn’t as bad as it looks?? Butternut squash noodles, a ~gluten free California veggie burger~ with a lil tzatziki and then a lot of baby carrots and tzatziki on the side (I did a lot of cardio ok I’m dying) this probably came out to just around 300 calories & its actually really good and filling! 9/10 it’s not tacos but I’m surviving

Ok guys so I just photoshopped Lewis’s reaction to the loss of Datlof out of a screenshot of the stream video and put it over something sad (the first thing that came to mind was mufasa’s death, I’m so sorry for any bad memories I bring back for that) and so this is the result and I just…omg.

I have never laughed and cried so much in my life holy shit.