ok so um i made this

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FUNNY STORY so I made a valentine for a friend a while ago and said friend posted it on twitter and tagged Cam, without telling me. he found it and RTed it and not even half an hour later I get a message from him and his fiancée telling me how much they love my art, and would I do a piece for them? you bet your ass I said yes - Gasson Hall at Boston College, acrylic on canvas, 12hrs total work time. they arranged to have me come down after the game at Verizon yesterday so I could give it to him. I was nervous as hell and this man who is clearly older sees me and smiles and says “oh! you must be scout! hi there, I’m Mr. Atkinson, Cam’s dad! nat [fiancée] told me you’d be here!” and he just picks up a conversation with me like it’s nothing. luckily my mom knows more New England lore than I do. Cam comes up and looks for us and the first thing he does is grin and go “hi!!” and then apologize for not being able to grab me a stick from the game before they packed them up. we talk for a while about college and the pride tape thing and the scooter gang and he’s just marveling at the painting the entire time, I was about ready to die, ok. i mentioned I didn’t own an NHL jersey yet and he’s like UM we need to fix that send us your address! it was so cute. he made sure to give me a hug and was like “we need to get a picture together!” and WOW I was exceptionally anxious but Cam Atkinson is the sweetest human being and everything worked out and now my art is going on the wall of their house!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAT

“I don’t miss the travelling every day but I do miss meeting & seeing you all. Music has always been the way I felt connected with the world. I’ve enjoyed some of my time off but it has been really difficult sometimes to be honest. I hope I emerge as a better, balanced person who has her health in check. I’ve been suffering from fatigue for a long time and I’m just starting the process of getting to the bottom of it. Just wanted to write to those of you who follow my music to say that I am songwriting, (always am) but I take breaks in between writing trips to rest and do other stuff (Um… Did someone say FLORISTRY course?) I’d really like to write a blog post about some other topics but it’s a big one so I’ll leave it for another time. Lots of love + luck. You all give my life joy and it’s an honour to be a small part of your lives. 🌷Marina xxx” (via Instagram)

baekhyunsalilshit  asked:

I haven't had homework in over 6 months but I totally feel with the homework thing ;-; if you have time, could you write a lil something for seventeen woozi please and thank you!!!!!

  • camp counselor!woozi 
  • kids actually LOVE him and no one is sure why,,,,like is it because he’s small and looks squishy but is actually something closer to cheesecake full of wasabi????
  • refers to the children in his team as ‘monsters’ and everyone’s like awww they’re little monsters but how can you not love them
  • woozi looking at everyone else: no. that’s the point. you’re not supposed to love monst- HEY HEY GET OUT OF THAT CANOE ALL OF YOU RIGHt NOW
  • acts like this job is the worst thing in the world but in reality,,,,,,,,he likes having to take care of kids
  • like he likes having them depend on him and seeing them smile when they get on the bus to greet him in the morning
  • and even if they all pile ontop of him and he’s like DONT HUG ME like,,,,,in secret,,,,it’s really something he enjoys
  • also he’s like super competitive if his kids are going up against other kids in like a potato sack race he’s like “listen up monster we’re gonna go out there,,,,,,,and we’re gonna CRUSH THEM. i mean we’re gonna have fun but also you know CRUSH THEM”
  • you’re another counselor and you’re kind of a more laidback approach, but you think it’s really funny how woozi complains about the kids during lunch but then you notice he’s wearing like 20 homemade bracelets that the kids made during arts and crafts
  • and one day as he’s going on about how this job is killing him you’re like “ok, but you love those kids” and he’s like what
  • and you’re like “admit it, you’re soft for them. i mean you’re wearing bracelets they made for you.”
  • woozi stutters and everyone turns to look at him like hmmmmm they have a point so What’s the Truth
  • and woozi is like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i,,,,,just didn’t want to hurt their feelings?
  • you: so you love them and care about them
  • woozi: UM LETS STEP OUTSIDE FOR A MOMENT 
  • and you’re like ok and you follow him and he’s like “hey,,,listen,,,,,,,i love those twerps but,,,,,,,,,,,,,,don’t make me say it in front of everyone and you’re like huh why not
  • and he’s like MY iMAGE. my reputation,,,,, and you like grin and lean in and you’re like “it’ll be even better, you’ll be even cuter” and woozi is like nO i dont,,,,want to be
  • and you’re like “i think you’re cute” and he’s like wait what and you’re like “super cute, i mean ive always thought that.” and he’s blushing and it’s hard to hide it but he’s like “im,,,,not you’re lying,,,,”
  • and you kiss the tip of his nose and you’re like “not lying. super cute” and he’s like Stop you’re the cute on bye
  • and he stomps off but also his heart is racing and you shrug and murmur
  • “you wore all 20 bracelets you dweeb that’s like the cutest thing,,,” 
Silence Pt.3

Warnings: ANGST, language (is that even a warning? it just says bitch.)

Request/Summary: After Sam and Dean read through their sister journal they uncover something they didn’t want to know. Dean confronts her in a not so passive way.

Characters: Sam and Dean Winchester, Sister!Reader Winchester.

Word Count: 1,001

Y/N: your name

Y/N/N your nickname

Age:12-16

Silence PT.1  Silence PT.2

The question pounded into your head over and over again, “Did you kill those people?” the five words repeated themselves in your mind like an echo that never died down. Your eldest brother drilled holes into your eyes, while the other didn’t know where to look, his eyes switched from looking at you his baby sister, to Dean his older brother. You, you just stood. You didn’t know how to react, he had found your journal. He had read through your journal, what were you supposed to do. A million questions raced through your mind but once you took a hold of one it would just slip away, it was like trying to grab smoke with your hands.

Finally after a long unbearable silence  you managed to grasp a question. “What?” You spluttered out. Your voice came out quiet and hoarse. You saw as your brothers faces changed from worried and mad to surprised, and you had to say you were surprised too, this was the first time you spoke in nearly three whole months now. Although it was just a word it was a big step. You were so overwhelmed you forgot about the deep fear of speaking you had had for the past weeks. Dean stood there ogling at you, until his face contorted into one of disgust and hatred. You felt as your heart sank, never had he looked at you the way he was now.

“Great. You can speak now.” He spat walking closer to you, he gave you the journal which had little indents of where his fingers where grabbing it tightly “You seem confused, let me explain. See the other night after you had your little break down Sammy found your oh-so-precious journal of yours and realized that maybe that might tell us what had happened to you, but then of course we found something you probably didn’t want us to see.”

Sammy? You knew he had something to do with all of this but Dean was one thing, you’d expect this from him. He looks through your stuff all the time, but Sammy? Sammy respects your privacy, he’s the one that listen to you and is patient and simple cares for you, or so you thought. You looked over at him, and he just avoided your gaze, his face was one of pure guilt. You shook your head disappointedly and looked back at Dean, who maintained his strong stance and stared at you.  

“Now I’m gonna ask you one more time. Did. You. Kill. Those. People?” He said, punctuating each word, you glared at him as you slowly began to walk backwards as he moved towards you cornering you. You were such a coward, hiding from your brother. You were strong, you saved the world, but right at this moment you felt like an idiot.

“No.” You said in a monotone voice and stood your ground. Although you looked brave, in the inside you were nothing but a complete mess.

“No? That’s all you have to say? I don’t believe you.” He said lowering his voice so only you could hear him, he seemed so mad you could swear he was going to hit you, “I don’t even know why you’re still here. You’re nothing but a lying bitch.” Dean, your Dean said. He wasn’t possessed, or a shift shaper or something like that. This was your older brother, who has protected you with all his life, now telling you to leave.

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Tortured Nights

Pairing: Fuckboy!Theo Raeken x Fem!Reader

Requested: Yes

Warnings: Cursing, Mentions of sex

Trigger Warnings: Eating disorder

Request: Can I get a fuckboy theoX bestfriend were she’s in love with him and they live together so she gets tortured by him having sex with other girls and she starts fading away from him and develops a eating disorder? Sorry if thats to much. Please&thank you.

A/N: Sorry it took a while, its just that writer’s block is a thing and school has been tiring. Sorry


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A Natural

Anon: Could I request a threesome with Zelo and Yongguk please? <3

Author: Admin M

Character(s): Zelo/Yongguk (BAP)/Reader

Word Count: 1,418

Summary: When your boyfriend, Yongguk, wants to help Zelo and wants you to be apart of it.

“Oppa I know I said I would be ok with this but…” I look up at Yongguk who was looking out his window. He turns to you and smiles softly. He comes up to me at the bed and brushes my hair back.

“If you don’t want to we can always call him. He will understand.” I sigh. I honest want to and it drive me insane that I do. I mean I watch Zelo in practice and his dance moves, well it turns me on. “Just think of it helping him out. And I will be here for all of it.” Before I can respond there was a knock on his door. He looks at me. “Can I get it?” I nod and he leans down and kisses me then walks out.

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anonymous asked:

pls do a small au for bambam pls ily have a great day!!!!

  • rival actors au! with bambam 
  • in which you’ve been competing with each other since college, always trying to see who’d land the better role
  • and literally following each other on every social media just to see who got a photo with which celebrity and who has more followers on instagram
  • and bambam is always being cheesy and greasy with his fans and you roll your eyes at all the lovely dovey stuff he posts
  • and he always makes fun of you for not giving your fans enough attention and it’s like you guys knitpick at each other
  • but like,,,,,,,,,never anything too mean,,,,,until one day you’re both cast in the same movie
  • and you see each other on the first day of rehearsal and you’re like UGH at the same time
  •  and bambam is like haha i see you’re still short and you’re like uhuh i see you still keep hitting your head on every door you try to walk through
  • and the director is like AH,,,,im happy you two get along so well because you’re playing lovers in this movie isn’t that FUN
  • and you’re both like WHAT and the director just gives a thumbs up and is like “ok we’re doing the lines on page 204 so-”
  • and you and bambam ,,,,,,are shocked but,,,,,,,you also can’t let the other person win
  • so sure you’ll play lovers, and you’ll both do freaking amazing, you’ll let bambam wrap his arm around your waist naturally, you’ll trail kisses up his neck like you ACTUALLY wanna kiss him, and hell you’ll conjure up a blush as bambam whispers that you’re the only one in the world for him against your ear
  • and ok oh god you’ve made out like seven times in one day and oh um maybe?????? the last kiss before rehearsal ended was,,,,kinda,,,,,not fake
  • and both you and bambam are thinking it
  • and the other actors are like WOW your chemistry seems so real i can’t believe you hate each other irl and you and bambam just sheepishly laugh
  • until you have to go to your dressing rooms but instead you wait for everyone to disappear off set and bambam and you both turn around and,,,,,,,,,,,
  • you’re like ‘get over here’ and he practically runs back to scoop you up in his arms and you’re kissing again,,,,because holy hell this was a long time coming,,,,,and bambam’s big hand is on the small of your back and your fingers are in his hair
  • and when you pull back you’re both trying to breathe and you’re like “,,,,,i still kiss better than you” and bambam smirks and he’s like “will you say that after i do this-” and he leans back in
  • and the director is coming back to get their forgotten phone but then literally falls over when he sees you tugging off bambam’s jacket and bambam has his hand up your shirt
  • and the director is like alright im out,,,,,but also a pat on the back for seeing you and bambam’s true potential
  • safe to say everyone is surprised,,,,but also not when your rival instagrams become couple ones LOL 
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Word Count: 1577 

Pairing: Tyler x Reader


My hands were shaking so bad when I got off of the airplane this morning. I kept drinking water and by the time I saw Mark in front of the airport, I had around ten empty bottles stuffed inside of my backpack. However, when I saw him a wide smile enveloped my face and I ran as fast as I could to give him a hug. Now we were outside of his house and I felt like I was having a nervous breakdown because I would be meeting all of his friends. He looked at me as we were grabbing my bags out of the back an put his hand on my shoulder.

“Don’t worry, they’re going to love you.”


His words were comforting but they didn’t stop my chest from tightening when I took a step inside. As soon as I walked in I saw four people sitting on the sectional. 

“Y/N, this is everyone, everyone this is my friend, Y/N.”

The smaller guy with blue hair widened his eyes and looked up at Mark.

“Oh no Mark, are you replacing us?”

“Shut up Ethan.”

A giggle escaped my lips and a girl, who I remembered was Amy, got up and gave me a hug. 

“It’s so nice to finally meet you!”

“You too! Mark’s told me so much about you.” It was true, when they first started dating she was all he talked about. He called me after their first date and we talked like we were in high school again. I was just glad that he had found someone that made him so happy. Amy grinned and walked over to Mark and hugged his torso. I looked down at the other two that were sitting down and tried to remember their names. The girl’s name started with a K and for a second I thought that maybe it was Katelyn.

“Hi, I’m Kathryn.” So close.

“Nice to meet you.”

The other guy had yet to say anything but he hadn’t taken his eyes off of me. It made me kind of uncomfortable and I worried that my make up was smeared from when I fell asleep on the plane. 

“Um, Y/N, this is Tyler.” Tyler seemed to shake out of his trance and smiled widely at me, holding out his hand.

“It’s nice to finally meet you, Mark’s talked a lot about you.” A shy smile made it’s way to my face as I shook his hand. We stayed like that for a while until Mark cleared his throat.

“Ok well we’re having a movie night tonight so Y/N, unpack your stuff, I’ll show you to your room,” he turned to Tyler “and you order the pizzas.” I was already walking down the hallway he pointed me towards, so I didn’t see the devious grin that he sent Tyler, or the worried glare he received in return.

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“Y/N!! Are you ready yet?” I had just taken a shower and was getting dressed in something more comfortable when Mark’s booming voice echoed throughout the halls. 

“Yea! I’ll be down in a minute!”

I was wearing my Led Zepplin shirt, a pair of black leggings, and a pair of fuzzy panda socks that I had gotten for Christmas last year. When I got to the bottom of the steps I could smell pizza and popcorn. Amy walked out of the kitchen with three giant bowels of popcorn balanced on her arms and I offered to carry some for her. She thanked me and we made our way into the living room.

The scene I saw before me sent a wave of anxiety up my spine, for two reasons. One Amy and Mark were both sitting on the love seat and Kathryn was sitting in the chair, leaving the only other place to sit, in between Ethan and Tyler on the couch. Ethan wasn’t the problem, Tyler was. I felt so nervous around him and I couldn’t tell if it was because he was so handsome and muscular that it was intimidating, or if it was that he was so handsome and muscular that I wouldn’t be able to concentrate on anything else. The other part was that the movie they had picked out was a horror movie. 

“Oh my God, Mark, no. I hate horror movies!”

Mark smirked and motioned towards Tyler. “Don’t worry, Y/N, Goliath, here is scarier than anything in this movie.

I pouted but didn’t say anything else as I sat down between the two guys. We watched the movie in silence until halfway through Mark got up to use the bathroom. When he came back it was in the middle of a particularly scary and tense part and right at the jump scare he screamed and shook my shoulders. I screamed so loud my throat felt raw. I shoved my head into Tyler’s shoulder and grabbed his upper arm as my whole body shook while Mark just stood back, laughing. 

It would have been the stereotypical cutesy, romance scene, except Mark ended up scaring Ethan too, so he was hiding in my shoulder, probably shaking even more than I was. 

"What the fuck, Mark?”

“God, Ethan, you sounded like you started puberty all over again, just more violently!”

“Well I wouldn’t have screamed if you didn’t fucking scare us!”

They continued to bicker and I completely forgot about the position I was currently in until Tyler moved his arm. I looked at him, mortified, and began to apologize profusely until he wrapped his arm around my shoulder. The mortified look remained on my face but now it was directed at the floor instead of Tyler, who kept his eyes locked on the movie. He didn’t look at you but you were grateful for that because you had entered full tomato-mode. 

Eventually Ethan and Mark ceased the bickering and you all continued to watch the movie until everyone fell asleep. When you wake up you keep your eyes closed and try to snuggle in closer to the warmth that was pressed against you. It responded by pulling you closer and you opened your eyes to see Tyler just a few inches from your face. You gasped and got up carefully as not to wake him, and looked around to see that everyone was gone. 

You walked into the kitchen and saw a note on the counter.

Y/N

Sorry to leave you and Tyler alone but Ethan and Kat had to get groceries and 

I promised to take Amy on a coffee date. We’ll all be back soon, don’t break anything ;)

Mark

“What the fuck.”

Tyler was still asleep and you didn’t want to wake him up but your stomach was growling like your uncle at Thanksgiving dinner, so you decide to make pancakes. You played some music softly from your phone and swung your hips lightly to the beat. Not paying much attention to anything else other than the task at hand, you didn’t notice when Tyler walked into the kitchen and sat at the island. After you but the first batch on the skillet you turned around to get a plate but nearly screamed when you saw him watching you. 

“Oh please, don’t stop because of me. I just came in to see what smelled so good.”

Your face had gotten brick-red and you tried not to stutter. “I was just making pancakes, I woke up and was hungry so I decided to make up breakfast. The others went out somewhere.” Tyler looked at the note Mark had left and gave it a weird look but didn’t say anything else.

He watched you as you continued to make the pancakes, occasionally offering to help, to which you shut him down.

“But you’re the guest, I should be making YOU breakfast.” He got up from his seat and made his way over to you. 

“Really, I don’t mind.” He kept walked closer until you were backed up against the counter and you could feel his breath on your cheek. Both of you started to lean in and you were just a few centimeters apart when you heard the door slam open.

“GUYS! THERE’S A HUGE FUCKING CAT OUT HERE! THIS GUY’S WALKING IT ON A LEASH!!”

Tyler took a step back and huffed, “Dammit Ethan.”

“IT’S SO BIG IT LOOKS LIKE IT SHOULD BE WALKING HIM.”

Tyler had moved to the other end of the kitchen by the time Ethan and Kat had gotten to the kitchen, several bags of food in their hands. They looked at our red faces and smirked at each other but didn’t say anything as they began putting the groceries away. The door opened again and this time Mark and 

Amy walked in and grinned at the two of you.

“Soooo, what did you guys do while we were gone?”

“Um, I made pancakes.”

“Mhm.” Mark squinted his eyes at Tyler and everyone got a plate full of pancakes and took them into the living room, but Tyler stayed back. I was turned away as I got my own plate of food but was interrupted when He spun me around and pressed his lips to my own. It was quick and sweet, and when he pulled away he rested his forehead on mine.

“I think Mark planned this.”

“Me too.” We laughed and were smiling like goofs at each other when Mark slid back into the kitchen.

​​​​​​​"I did!“

a concept: keith, in a light pink soft sweater. he’s lounging after a tough battle all soft n smol n a little bruised in the face. lance sees him there and stops dead because when has keith ever looked so vulnerable?? and why does he feel his face get all warm and mushy looking at him? and he cant get fired up about their “rivalry” bc he is honestly so Shook. without thinking he finds himself saying “hey buddy you okay? can I get you a cup of tea?” soft pink keith is like “um. if… youre having some?” and then they sit close and keith is cozy in his sweater with steaming mugs of tea in their hands. they congratulate each other on a good battle and good moves they made. they discuss different tactics and strategies that worked and that didnt, and plan new ones together. 

here’s a ficlet about a klance first date because we all need some more soft klance in our lives 


Keith could tell that Lance was nervous. He had a tell. It wasn’t super obvious, but after a year’s worth of working almost every day together, Keith could read Lance like a book. A very attractive, funny, ceaselessly interesting book that Keith never wanted to put down.

It was the way he drummed his fingers. Most people drummed, or tapped something when they got nervous; Lance tapped out the fingering for guitar pieces. It took Keith a surprisingly short period of time to work that out. One conversation about music and their shared ability to play string instruments, and Keith almost instantly recognized the fingering to Time Of Your Life as Lance tapped it out against the staff table at the subsequent crew wide meeting. Since then it’d been easy to tell when Lance was well and truly nervous. Like he was right now.

Currently he was tapping out fingering to Billie Jean against the top of one of the sawhorses he was leaning on that was creating the line they were waiting on. Though Keith knew theoretically that it made sense for Lance to be a bit nervous— hell, he was nervous himself— but it was nice to see proof that Lance was. It felt like conformation that they were really here, really doing this, finally.

“Hey,” Keith said softly tugging at the string coming off of Lance’s backpack to get his attention. Lance turned to face him, his fingers still drumming away. “Are you alright? You seem nervous.”

“Yeah,” Lance nodded too quickly, giving Keith a small smile. Under the mix of the barely set sun and the street lamps casting an amber glow, Lance shouldn’t have looked as handsome as he did. “I’m fine I um… yeah ok… I’m kinda nervous, I’ll admit,” he added bashfully, running his other hand through his hair. His cheeks turned a slight rosy color, and somehow it made him even more attractive. “I wasn’t trying to be obvious about it, sorry.”

“It’s totally ok,” Keith said smiling back.

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Tower

Originally posted by teenwolf--imagines

Isaac x Reader

Requested by Anon


Isaac left and you were in pieces, almost a month of dating and he vanished without a word. Then suddenly a ticket to France, with the words I miss you, come find me scrawled on a note along with it. So, that’s what you did and now, at almost two years of dating, you were happily living together, never sure where you’d travel next.

Isaac smiled when he found you sat at the café across the street from the little apartment you’d been renting. You were sat cross legged on a metal chair, two drinks set out as if you’d known he would come out to you.

“Still writing in that?” Isaac chuckled, taking a seat next to you, leaning forward until his hand could rest on your leg.

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Cry Wolf - Part Two

Summary: Dean loves his little sister, just as much as he loves his little brother, even if she isn’t technically his sister. But there’s a reason his Dad took her in, and it’s not purely out of the goodness of his heart. Could the girl who believes herself to be Sam’s twin really be a bomb just waiting to go off?
Sister!Reader
Words: 1378
Warnings: None! Just some good ol’ sibling banter
AN: Part Two! Cos, as I’ve said multiple times, I have NO restraint… I am quite pleased with this part. It was fun and lighthearted to write. I really miss writing sister!reader fics…
Constructive Criticism Welcome!!!

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“Hey Dean!” you yelled, sprinting across the car park towards your big brother, having just spotted him about to go into the motel room.

At the sound of his name, he turned, and grinned once he caught sight of you. He removed his hand from the door knob and shoved it back into the pocket of his leather jacket, watching as you ran, only slowing when you were within a few feet of him.

“What’s with the running?” he asked, holding a hand out to steady you as you skidded slightly in front of him.

“Me and Sam were running to get back” you panted, shrugging his hand off your shoulder before running a hand through your slightly tangled hair, brushing the fly-always out of your face.

Dean simply quirked an eyebrow at you before looking over your shoulder at the deserted car park. “Did… did you forget something?” he said, trying to stop himself laughing as you rolled your eyes, pushing passed him and to get to the motel room door. “Oh, come on” he said, trailing in after you, “that was funny! I mean, it’s not often I get the Mini-Beast without Sasquatch.”

“Alright, fine, we were racing” you tossed over your shoulder as you went over to the sink and filled up one of the grubby white mugs the motel had left out for guests, practically downing the whole thing before refilling it and turning back to face him. “Sometimes it’s nice to feel like a kid again. Especially when I get to leave him in the dust… and will you quit it with the stupid nicknames? We’re 17, not 7.”

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  • maia: so...
  • simon: anyways clary is my best friend and we've known luke forever and she's with jace and it's weird but i'm ok. I sleep in a canoe that isn't made of memory foam but I do like it tho memory foam...it's some good shit. you like it? no? o ok you don't wanna discuss beds, Me neither. nervous? i'm always nervous lol. um also I sank to an all time low recently [by betraying my bf who kicked me out after] but like...don't ask about it [him] and yeah that's about it
  • maia: [i want this one]
Behind The Scenes 3 (14/???)

Author’s note: Sorry for any errors.

Genre: Drama/ angst (Jungkook)

Word count: 3296

City: Manila, Philippines (Day 1)

Summary: Y/n isn’t handling the whole Aiko thing well and meeting Rap monster’s next victim only adds to the troubles Y/n is dealing with.

Other parts: HERE

This is my GIF. I made it based off of this scenario series.


The sky was as dark as it could be when you all piled into the van to catch the early flight to Manila. Minho and Aiko got their own rides to the airport as was the usual plan.

Because of the whole triggered incident with Jungkook, seeing Hiro made you feel uneasy again. It was noticeable to V and Jimin how you were feeling. When they asked how you were, Jungkook “updated” them, saying you had a nightmare about Hiro and so the three of them took it upon themselves to shield you from him again.

The plane ride wasn’t exactly very comfortable. You sat in between Jungkook and Jimin and felt horribly guilty. The guilt peaked when Jungkook fell asleep and rested his head on your shoulder. You could see Jimin was a bit jealous, but he continued to talk to you to get your mind off Hiro. Since the second you said yes to Jungkook, you felt like you were betraying Jimin by doing so and at the moment that guilt was consuming you. Just feeling Jimin’s concerned and caring eyes on you made you want to come clean about everything, but you were scared on how he would take it. The biggest reason you made Jungkook promise not to tell anyone about you and him was so that Jimin wouldn’t find out.

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The Manila hotel was beautiful, but you could tell from the quality that the deals in Japan didn’t go too well. This hotel was just one large room like all the other hotel prior to Fukuoka. It was luxurious, but not as much as the recent ones. The quality of this hotel was the same as the first one, the one in Dalian. Despite it not as fancy as the last, it was still a five-star hotel.

Upon entering the room, you did your ritual of dropping your bags on the floor and jumping into the queen-sized bed. Jungkook shuffled behind you, still not completely awake from the sleep on the plane nor the nap he took on the van.

He made his way next to you, lazily putting his arm over you. “How do you feel?” he yawned. “Were you able to get any sleep on the plane?”

“No, but my arm did! You have such a heavy head.” you laughed.

“Ha sorry” he mumbled. His eyes were barely able to stay open.

“I just talked to Jimin the whole time.”

Jungkook didn’t seem like he was really paying attention, he was too sleepy to focus on what you were saying. “Hm… Maybe we should take a nap. I’m still sleepy.” He yawned.

“I can tell.” You pinched his cheek to see if he’d even open his eyes, but all his did was keep them close as a small smile spread across his face. You nestled into his arms and prepared yourself for much needed sleep, anything to get your mind off Hiro and take the guilt over Jimin away from you. But of course, the nap wasn’t going to happen. You both knew it when Jungkook’s phone began to ring.

“Why can’t we ever just have a nice moment together?!?” he whined.

He pulled out his phone. On the screen the caller ID had a picture of Rap monster with the name “Dickhead”. “What do you want?” Jungkook answered.

You were able to hear Rap monster’s voice. “You and y/n need to come to the restaurant on the main floor and come eat.”

“We aren’t hungry. I’m trying to sleep.”

“I saw you sleeping in the plane you little shit. Get your asses down here now!” Then the phone hung up.

“Fucking bitch.” Jungkook grumbled. He made another call. “Tae, why is the shitwad telling is to go down stairs?”

“I don’t know.” V said. “He already got the shit off Aiko, but apparently, she and Yoongi are down here too. Just get down here before he gets pissed.”

You and Jungkook were the last of the group to make it down to the crowded restaurant. Luckily, there were only seats for you and Jungkook left, meaning that Hiro and Minho weren’t going to join you all. However, the seating definitely wasn’t to your liking. You and Jungkook had to sit next to Rap monster and right across Aiko and Suga.

The guilt over Aiko began eating away at you the moment you laid your eyes on her. Instantly you remembered there was just a matter of time before she’d be gone.

“So, uh, this is different from our usual routine. What is the occasion?” Jungkook asked Rap monster in a casual tone.

“Oh nothing too major. Yoongi convinced me this would be a nice way to thank Aiko for “helping us out” today.” Rap monster threw Aiko a small smile and raised his glass to her.

She smiled shyly and gave a small bow.

For Aiko’s sake, everyone had fake talks and were all smiles. Aiko and Suga were mostly whispering between themselves while Jungkook immediately noticed the slump that you were in.

Once the food was brought out, everyone began eating except for you. You no longer had an appetite and just played with your food.

“Baby, what’s wrong?” Jungkook whispered.

“Nothing, just not hungry.”

You went back to poking your food, but you couldn’t get your mind off the knot forming in your stomach. It upset you that in a matter of hours, the girl sitting in front of you was going to be erased from this earth and it was because of the guy whispering in her ear, the same guy you couldn’t stop caring for. You could feel your tears welling up in your eyes. Your stomach felt worse and worse the more you thought about it all.

It was your first round of sniffles that caught Aiko’s attention. You could very clearly hear her whispering to Suga. Again, they went in a whispering conversation in Aiko’s native tongue and you couldn’t understand them, but you couldn’t have sworn you heard Aiko whisper your name. The only thing that wasn’t in Japanese was Suga whispering, “Maybe she’s just sick.”

Now, you knew they were talking about you and suddenly you really did feel sick. Without a second thought, you stood up and ran in the direction of the restrooms near the restaurant entrance. You felt the stares of the other hotel guests, but you didn’t care as you pushed past waiters and almost knocked over an older lady as you shoved her out of the way.

You ran out as fast as your legs could move you and tackled open the restroom door. Fortunately for you, the restroom was empty. You locked yourself in the last stall, sliding to the toilet and releasing whatever contents were in your stomach. You were a blob of tears and vomit over toilet. The thought of Aiko’s impending death, Jhope and Suga’s lies and the terrifying being that was Rap monster had made you physically sick.

It was when your stomach calmed down a bit that you heard the door open and footsteps make their way inside and up to your stall. “Y/n?” Aiko’s concerned voice called out. “Are you okay?”

You coughed up some more, hearing her voice just made you feel so much worse. “Do I sound like I’m fucking okay?” you were able to yell out. Again the gagging returned and you tried to keep it all in, your throat already sore and burning.

“Ah, um, ok… I-I’ll go call Jungkook.”

“No! Just get out of here! Get the fuck away from here! Get away from-“ more vomit kept you from  telling Aiko to escape before it was too late. By the time you could speak again, she was already gone.

“Shit, shit, shit, shit.” Once again you caused a scene in public. You fucked up and you knew you had to get back to the guys before Rap monster got more furious than he probably already was. You flushed the toilet and ran to the sink to rinse your mouth.

You opened the restroom door and found Jungkook just about to knock. “Jagiya, what happened? Aiko came and got me.”

“Yeah y/n, what happened?” you heard Rap monster’s voice before you saw his figure appear behind Jungkook.

“Um- I- nothing. I just think I’m sick. Whatever I ate last night must have been bad.” you lied.

Rap monster’s suspicious gaze burned through you but you stayed strong and tried your best to look as sickly as possible. “Well… Jungkook, take her to see Minho and then stay in your hotel room until we leave for the stadium.” He instructed, then he took off back to the restaurant.

Once Rap monster was out of sight, Jungkook spoke. “Aw, c’mon baby, let’s go get you some medicine.” he said as he led you to the elevator.

“No, can’t we just take a nap? I’m tired.” You lied again.

In the safety of the elevator Jungkook asked, “Jagi are you sure you are okay? Are you sure you don’t want to take anything?”

“Yes I’m sure!”

“Y/n what’s wrong? You were fine before we went down.” He softly.

You shook your head at him, tears falling down your face again. You couldn’t get your mind off Aiko and you couldn’t help but to think of the situation you were stuck in. You wanted to run to her and tell her everything at least try to do something.

Jungkook tried to get you to calm down and talk to him, but you couldn’t get any words out. Back in the room he sat you down on the bed. You were still crying but not as much as before.

“Baby, what’s wrong?!?”

“I- I- I  just do- don’t want to be here-re anymore!” you stuttered.

He engulfed you in his arms. “I know you don’t.” he whispered.

“I’m so sc-scared. Jungkook s-she’s gonna die! I can’t just l-look at her knowing that’s gonna happen. I-I’m scared for me too! I don’t want-t to be here anymore! I miss my- my old life!” you cried.

“Shhh. I know I know, but please, please, please don’t run away like that. It’s not good to be doing this type of stuff, not with the way Namjoon is. Just remember, I’m protecting you. I won’t let anything bad happen to you. Just don’t run away like that. If you ever feel like doing that again, just tell me and we can make up an excuse to get you out of the room. Now, you haven’t slept at all baby. Please try to relax and sleep a bit. That’ll make you feel better.”

“… O- ok”

The experience backstage was a bit different. Things weren’t going well on stage for the guys and the stylists were constantly in and out, grabbing new things they needed to help with the wardrobe malfunctions. On top of it all, Jungkook had apparently asked one of the guards to specifically keep an eye on you. So instead of him waiting outside of the room like they usually did, this guard was inside the room. At one point, food was even brought for you and the guard made sure you at least ate something.

It wasn’t long before the guys came back. Jungkook didn’t come straight to you though. With no one to pretend for, he stayed back with V and Jimin. It was Suga that came and sat next to you. Jhope had attempted to do the same, but chickened out when he was within a few feet of you.

You went back to ignoring Suga. There was no reason to acknowledge him anymore, not with Aiko gone.

Jimin must have taken notice of your mood because he came and shooed Suga away so that he could talk to you.

JUNGKOOK POV

With Jimin talking to y/n, he finally had a chance to talk with V. “Dude Namjoon wasn’t like too pissed about y/n running out the way she did, was he?”

“Nah, not really. But then again that’s cuz Aiko was around at the time… But he hasn’t said anything to me about it so maybe that’s good.”

“Ok cool, thanks bro.”

“No problem. And oh! You should go with y/n, my girl is gonna be here any second.”

BACK TO Y/N

“Y/n” Jungkook stood in front of you. “Showtime.”

You, Jungkook and the rest of the guys stood around anticipating the arrival of V’s girl.

V stepped out of the room and to no surprise quickly returned with a pretty girl. Compared to the others so far, she looked the slightest bit older than the rest. She was on the thin side, her skin was almost as pale as her beige dress. She had very natural makeup and her hair was in a bun, revealing the dragon tattoo she had at the nape of her neck. She, like Eunhee, did not at all seem nervous to meet the guys.

“Oh fucking shit.” Jungkook cursed under his breath.

You turned back to him, confused about his reaction to Rap monster’s next victim. He looked shocked to see the girl, but waved you off when he caught you staring at him.

V smiled as he presented his girl to everyone. “So, I would imagine you all remember Lailani!”

“Yes! Lailani! It’s nice to see you again!” Jhope exclaimed.

“It’s nice to see you all too!” she smiled. She first went up to Rap monster and greeted him with a small hug and proceeded down the line, eventually reaching you and Jungkook. “Hi Jungkook! Long time no see… or call… or text.”

“Hey~ Lailani.” By the tone of his voice, Jungkook was for some reason very by nervous with Lailani.

The fake smile that disappeared when she saw Jungkook returned as she faced you. “Hi y/n. It’s nice to meet you. and might I add you look so much prettier in person.”

“Aw well thank you Lailani, it’s nice to meet you too.” You fake smiled back.

Compared to Jungkook, you weren’t too happy by the time you made it back to the hotel room.

“Damn, Tae is getting lucky tonight! Things were getting hot between he and Lailani in the van. Did we look that gross back in Fukuoka?” Jungkook asked.

“I have a more important question. Scratch that! I have a few important questions.”

“Ask away babe.”

“First tell me why you and the guys should already know Lailani… Then tell me why you were acting so weird when you saw her… Oh, and what did she mean by long time no see, call, or text?”          

Again, the boy was a deer in headlights. His eyes shot around the room as he gathered his words. “Well… I guess to, uh, start things off… Lailani is a stripp- an entertainer! Uh, about a year and a half ago when were here, the guys and I went to this club and that’s where I met her… At around this time, it was at the start of what you would call my “fuckboy” ways… For a good week she, um, “kept me company”… And well, it was possible that I probably lied about how long we were gonna be here and that I left in a rather, um, unexpected fashion… and that in the next city I changed my number and she had no way of getting a hold of me.”

You couldn’t believe your ears. “Oh gosh! I’m so stupid! I forgot what a damn douche you are!”

Your words stung a bit. “But baby-“

“No wonder she gave me such a fake ass smile! She thinks I’m some stupid fuck that is completely oblivious to how you really are! What if she tries to start another scandal? I’m tired of all this shit!”

Jungkook went up to you, grabbing you by your hands and pulling you close. “Baby, don’t think that. She has Tae-“

“Don’t touch me.” You said stepping back.

“What did I do?”

You didn’t answer him, instead you walked out to the balcony.

He followed you and leaned against the rail alongside you.

He attempted to hug you, but when you felt his hand, you moved away again. “I said don’t touch me!”

“Please don’t be mad at me.”

“I wouldn’t be so upset if you weren’t such an asshole! What if she’s planning something right now? It can’t be a coincidence that she is with Tae.”

“Yes, I was an asshole and I’m not proud of that, but- but what happened with her happened was way before you were in the picture.” He said, slowly making his way to you.

“But she thinks I was!”

“So?!? Stop blaming me for that! If I knew then what I know now, so many things would be different!”

You rolled your eyes at him. “Pft!”

“Look at me.”

You stayed looking over the balcony down at the hotel grounds. He gently grabbed your chin and made you look at him “Y/n, I know you’re scared. After what’s happened in Fukuoka and earlier today, I don’t blame you, but she’s not a big deal right now. Nothing has happened and nothing is going to happen.” He reminded you. “Please don’t be upset with me.” He pouted.

Still you didn’t say anything to him.

“Jagi, please don’t shut me out.”

“Why do you have to be such an ass?” you asked under your breath.

“This was before you were even around though!” he repeated.

“Yeah I know!” you couldn’t help but fell the anxiety growing over what could happen next.

“Look, ok, this whole Lailani thing really has come around and bit me on the ass, and it’s really affecting you too, but we can get through this together just like in Fukuoka. Do you think I’m just gonna make you handle all this shit on your own?”

“…No…” you mumbled.

“Exactly! I’m gonna be right with you. I’m not going to treat you the way I used to. Can’t you see that I’m trying here, that I’m different now? Doesn’t that mean anything to you?”

“…Of course… If I didn’t see the change I would have never given you a chance, but-“

“But what? Do you regret that?”

You wanted to tell him the truth, that part of you did. To a certain extent, you didn’t like being with him. After every kiss or hug, or anything of the sort, you felt guilty that you didn’t truly have the same feelings for him. You also hated that you were lying to Jimin. At the moment you felt that maybe not being involved with him would just make things, even this Lailani situation, so much easier. But, it was the same boyfriend moments with Jungkook, even if only a few seconds, that you ignored all shit going on around you. All you did was try and focus on him to forget everything else. “No.” you half lied. “It’s just… sometimes it’s hard for me to look past how you used to be… When shit like this happens I just don’t know.”

“Y/n, I’m not going to let something happen to you nor am I going to just bail on you. I care about you too much to do anything like that. All she made was one comment, that’s it. You are focusing on it too much on it.” he came up closer and cupped your face. “The whole Fukuoka thing is behind us and what Lailani said isn’t a big deal. You are worrying about nothing.”

“I guess you’re right.”

“Why don’t we relax a bit and watch TV? We can cuddle all you want! Then we can just go to sleep and wake up late. How does sound?”

“That sounds like a good plan.”


I’m kind of curious now… How many of you guys want her to be with Suga? how many of you all like her with Jungkook?

Where Do Babies Come From? (Avengers X Child!Reader)

Character: Avengers X Child!Reader

Universe: Marvel, Avengers

Warnings: Mild swearing, sex ed talk

HUMOUR

Request:Ive just found your blog!! Youre an amazing writer!! I wanted to ask one in which the reader is the little protect one sister of the avengers (like 12 years old) and she goes around the tower asking the avengers how babies are made. (she doesnt have a mom, so she doesnt know anything) and Tony freaks out because doesnt want her to grow up! I know u have a lot of work, hope this isnt bothering you!!! You are greeeat!


Originally posted by ayumifuru95

Tony had raised you since you were a baby, since your mom was out the picture. Being his little girl, he took his job as a father very seriously. He didn’t want to mess up like his own father so he made sure to go to all your school showcases, helped you with your homework and made sure you spent at least one day every week having a father-daughter relationship. Also since he’s Iron Man, he was very protective of you. The rest of the Avengers could see you were Tony’s world so vowed if anything bad happened and he couldn’t keep you safe, they would make sure to keep you safe. This led to you getting close to the Avengers.

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HI I MADE AN AU UM OK SO LISTEN HERES THE IDEA

so basically the homeworld gems came to earth a long ass time ago to colonize it right?? they made a whooole bunch of test gems (the villains) to check the earths soil but literally all of them came out defective because the earths soil was polluted trashhhh. rather than wasting time and resources destroying the earth and those gems, they just grabbed their stuff and moved on but without telling the gems created on earth. so these dumbass gems are still loyal to the diamonds and are just running around committing crimes like the little shits they are. (it should be noted that they know theyre defective, theyre just under the impression that the diamonds are kind and merciful because they havent been shattered)

so then wordgirl, who was a gem originally from homeworld, fled because she disapproved of their way of living. she accidentally crashed her ship on earth and was surprised at all the gems there. she was also unaware of the whole diamonds abandoning them thing so she decided to stay and protect the people of earth from them. she thinks shes fighting a real rebellion and the villains think theyre contributing to the diamond empire its so sad. 

ok so yeah the idea is a bit silly but wg is a silly show so just stretch your mind a lil. also i definitely need to draw more of this au because ive thought of gems and designs for ALLLLLL the villains (and kid math) ok im in so deep….

READ THIS OR PERISH

ALL TURTLES X READER 💜❤️💙💛
MATING SEASON
DESCRIPTION: GET READY FOR THE MOST TURTLE SEX YOUVE EVER READ IN YOUR LIFE. FIGHT ME THIS IS ONLY PART ONE!

LEO paced the lair. It was mating season in the hamato household. Splinter had gone to get peace away from the brothers in their worst state. That just left Mikey Raph Donnie and Leo. They all had their own way of dealing with mating season. It was almost a month long of no release. They would snap at each other at the slightest annoyances and argue over anything and everything. The turtles hardly ate and never left the lair. Leo wasn’t the only one pacing. Donnie had been pacing back and forth in his lab all day. Raphael was working out in the gym trying to sweat away the lust. Mikey was trying to distract himself with comics and tv, unsuccessfully. Suddenly a knock echoed through the lair. The door. Leo ran to open it. Who could be visiting us he wondered. He opened the door. It was (Y/N). Leonardo gulped. They could not be around a girl right now. His three brothers popped up behind him.
“Hi (Y/N)” they said in unison. (Y/N) smiled awkwardly.
“Um ok creepy.” She replied. Had they forgotten to tell her to stay away? Or had she willingly come over knowing how they were feeling? Leo shook his head attempting to clear his brain of irrational thoughts. “I just came to see you guys I missed you.” She hugged Leo before he could escape her clutches. Sweat dripped down his forehead, his shell tightening with every breath. She was wearing a tight grey tank top that was lifted just above her belly button. Her cleavage was stuffed into a black lacy bra he could see through her shirt. Her khaki shorts cupped her ass so perfectly and made her tan legs look like they went on for days. Leo stood stiffly not moving, arms rigid at his sides.
“Um ok why are you acting all weird?” She closed the door behind her and walked into the lairs kitchen. The boys climbed over each other trying to be the first turtle she saw when she turned around. Mikey successfully climbed over Raphael while Donatello pulled his bandana back and Leo still stood stiff as a board.
“We’re not acting weird baby girl,” he said smoothly. “It’s just we miss you.” (Y/n) smiled.
“Aw Mikey.” She opened her arms to hug him and
He picked her up and squished her against him. She laughed. Mikey took a deep breath and inhaled her scent. She smelled like an ocean breeze. Her heaving breasts pressed up against his plastron. He shivered.
“Mikey that’s enough.” Leo said sternly. Michaelangelo dropped her.
“Sorry.” He retreated back to his room in what (y/n) thought was almost shame.
“What the heck is going on?” She asked looking at Leo for answers. Raph stepped forward with a smirk (y/n) had never seen before. It was almost sultry. She couldn’t help but blush and smile back. “What, Raph?” She giggled.
“How you doin’?” He asked puffing his chest out, making himself look bigger then he already was. (Y/N) bit her lip and backed away.
“What do you mean?” She laughed and fell backwards against the fridge. Raph walked up to her, pressing her harder against the fridge.
“I think you know what I mean.” Raph closed his eyes ready to kiss her. She opened her eyes wide in confusion. What’s happening she thought.
“Raphael!” Yelled Leo. Raphael froze. He turned around and growled at Leo before retreating into his gym.
“Donnie can you explain to me what’s going on?”
“It’s mating season.” He said somberly. Donnie looked tired. He rubbed his hand across his face. “Happens once a year for a month.” He explained. “You just walked into the peak of it.” Donnie walked towards (y/n). “You know I could probably please you better then any human man.” Donnie pulled up a holographic image of a vagina.
“Donnie.” Leo snapped. Donnie pulled down the image and rolled his eyes.
“Can’t say I didn’t try.” Donnie ran off to his lab and Leo turned and walked into his room. (Y/n) followed.
“You’re not even going to say hi?” She asked innocently. Oh crap she’s in my room his mind screamed.
“You should go,” he said. “I’m not 100% in control of myself right now.” She rolled her eyes.
“Oh yeah look at you the epitome of uncontrollable.” Leo got angry.
“I already asked you to leave (y/n)” he stood up to force her out.
“Come on Leo why are you being like this?” She didn’t understand what mating season was like with no release. He pushed her up against the wall.
“Do you realize what it’s like when you come over here in your little shorts and prance around making us dinner,” leo growled. “Do you know what it’s like when I just want to grab you and lay you down and fuck you?” The turtle was practically roaring in her face. She was scared, but excited at the same time. She had been crushing on all the turtles lately, and she hadn’t made a move because she couldn’t decide which one she liked more. Leo had just made the move for her.
“I’m sorry I didn’t know you felt that way.” She squirmed a little. She felt vulnerable with her arms pinned against the wall and the lustful turtle heaving hot breaths over her. He picked her up, bringing her less then an inch away from his face. (Y/n) could feel him through his pants. Leo was stiff and hard. He was ready to take her.
“Are you scared of me?” He asked. She looked in his piercing blue eyes with kindness.
“No leo.” Leo pushed his lips against hers. Kissing her fast and rough. He grabbed her and threw her down on his bed. She giggled. He began kissing her feet.
“You are my princess and I’m going to show you how good your sensei can make you feel.” He said in between kisses. Leo made his way down to her thighs licking and nibbling in between kisses. She laughed. She was so sensitive. Leo smirked at the thought. He pulled off her shorts and peeled her lacy black panties back. Leo dug his face into her, darting his tongue in and out.
“You like that my queen?” He said reaching up to grab one of her breasts. (Y/n) moaned. Leo dragged his tongue up her stomach. (Y/n) arched her back in pleasure. “Tell me that your sensei makes you feel good.” He said brushing away a hair from her sweaty face.
“Y-yes sensei.” She bit her lip. Leonardo ripped her shirt off. She laughed. “Oh Leo!” He buried his face in her breasts. Lifting up her black bra to lick her nipples. She clawed at his arms and plastron. Leo enjoyed her helplessness.
“Tell me princess what do you need?” He asked.
“I need you sensei.” She kissed Leo. They poked at each other’s tongues, interchanging saliva. The kiss was hot and heavy, it built anticipation for more. Leo pulled his throbbing cock out of his pants. She was surprised leo was so ready to do this. Mating season really made him different. She smiled. “Oh wow is that for me?” (Y/n) asked tracing its girth with her slender fingers. Leonardo shivered.
“Yes my queen.” He said barely able to control himself. Leo stuck in the tip and slowly shoved the rest of himself inside of her. They both moaned so loud the bed shook. He tried to control himself and not hurt her but she seemed to enjoy the more he shoved himself in her. He pumped back and forth never wanting this feeling of sweet bliss to end. (Y/N) wrapped her arms around his neck. Leo pumped faster then ever before. (Y/N) buried her face in his neck in an effort to not scream.
“Oh Leo.” She moaned. Leonardo was finding that he liked to be in control. The bed was creaking under the weight of the massive turtle and his tiny mistress. He realized they should be trying to keep quiet. Leonardo thought to himself and realized that he wanted her to scream his name and he wanted the whole world to know that he was the one making her feel that way. He pulled her to his face and shoved his tongue in her mouth. They shared a hot sticky kiss. She rocked back and forth on his lap, riding him until he couldn’t control himself anymore. Leonardo climaxed and they fell onto the bed together. Gasping for breath. (Y/N) looked over to Leo who was still catching his breath.
“Well?” She asked. Leo smiled, his piercing blue eyes making her heart melt.
“It wasn’t bad but I think I could do better.” Leave it to Leo to judge an almost perfect performance. She laughed. Leo threw his arm over her. He wasn’t sure what came after. He wasn’t even really sure about what had just happened. All he knew is that he felt so much better. Leonardo relaxed, letting his giant green shoulders rest easy and sink into the mattress. (Y/N) stared at Leo. He popped his eyes open and turned to look at her.
“What’s up?” He asked, slowly closing his eyes again.
“Maybe we shouldn’t tell anyone what just happened.” She furrowed her eyebrows. “Just until we figure out what’s going on between us.” Leonardo thought about it.
“I think you’re right.” He said, almost sad about not being able to rub this in his brothers faces. They would make it all weird though, he thought to himself. They would just scare her away. Leo rolled over on that final thought and fell asleep. (Y/N) laid in his bed next to him, thinking about what had just happened. Suddenly, an idea popped into her head. She pulled a giant white t shirt over her head and quietly turned off the lights. She opened the door to Leo’s room and walked out. A sly smile appeared on her face as the door clicked shut. If I play my cards right, she thought, I can have sex with all the turtles tonight. She tip toed into the kitchen, peering around the corner to see if any of the turtles were coming. Music bumped through the lair. Raph Mikey and Donatello all preferred it this way during mating season. It helped drown out their thoughts. (Y/N) began walking towards Raphaels gym and stopped in front of the door to donatellos lab.

Hello everyone! It’s been a few days, hasn’t it? Have you missed me? Of course you have, you’ve been living off of cup noodles and vending machine cheetos since you don’t have Taako to lead you to culinary enlightenment.  Well bad news, fellas - Taako still ain’t back yet, not for real.  I know, a tragedy. But don’t fear, food fans! I heard it was @tazladyweek, so while I’m out of the office, I thought it’d only be appropriate to bring on one of my favorite girls, best students, and biggest fans! She saw my show and was inspired to pick up the spatula and wand, and made her way to the town of Refuge, where she now runs the bar at the best (and only…) hot spot in town - The (soon to be famous, I’m sure) Davy Lamp! So, I’ll hand this over to the one and only Ren! She’ll take fabulous care of you, and I’ll catch you all later! Peace! 

-Taako

Wow! Hi everyone! It’s Ren! Ren the dark elf! From Refuge! Which is a town that I live in. Uh, wow, ok, this is really uncomfortable huh? Taako makes this whole “charismatic chef/tv host” thing look easy. Um, ok, starting over. Hi I’m Ren! I’m so excited that Taako asked me to share a recipe with you all! It’s one of the first original recipes I made, back when I was still living in the Underdark! 

In the Underdark, we didn’t really have, uh, easy access to a lot of ingredients surface folks have. After seeing Taako’s show, I tried copying his recipes but when you live underground in a series of dangerous and deadly caves, obtaining things like fresh produce or spices is no easy quest! So, I had to adapt and create my own recipes, using the stuff I could find back home… which… wasn’t a lot. 

But! Taako and his magic cooking inspired me! So I’m so happy and proud that he asked me to share one of my favorite and first original recipes with you all! The first time I made this, I used cavern spores, mold cheese, and giant cave crab as the main ingredients. I probably would NOT recommend that route (especially if you aren’t a Drow or a Deep Gnome or something - or aren’t good friends with one - to help with the crab situation. Those guys can be nasty when they’re untamed!).  When I moved up to Refuge, I found that regular old mushrooms and non-deadly crabs work just as well, and that cheddar cheese is better than the blocks of mold we’d import in the Underdark… Oh, yeah! And, up here, I found the joys of fresh produce like stone fruit, or mangos! 

Combining the flavors from my old and new homes (and the spark of magic I learned from Taako, of course!), I finally managed to create something I’m really proud of! These bad boys are a happy hour favorite down at the Davy Lamp! I hope you’re excited for today’s dish…

Ren’s Underdark Snack Attack Special! Crab stuffed Mushroom Caps! (With mango salsa!)

I’m excited to get started! 

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