ok so not really a conversation

warm and soft like a fireplace….a heith….

it makes me so sad how disabled children are never really allowed to be children. Abled children can throw tantrums and be loud and be obnoxious but when we did it we were ‘violent’ or ‘exhibiting challenging behaviour’ and we got sent to conversion therapy while the neurotypical kids got to just go on time-out for 15 minutes. Abled 5 year old goes through a biting phase, her parents give her a talking to, autistic 5 year old goes through a biting phase, her mom kills her. Abled 5 year old throws a tantrum, she’s just in a bad mood and not behaving, 5 year old with Down’s throws a tantrum, her parents don’t deserve this, they truly are amazing for putting up with her. We’re expected to be stoic little inspirations from day one and it’s so terrifying.

i can’t wait until vilde starts figuring out her sexuality and goes to isak for help and he introduces her to even’s 2 moms to show her that she can have exactly the life she wants being exactly who she is!!

Newbie heroes having trouble keeping a lid on it; or alternatively another idea that came from a conversation with my sister
  • Marinette: hey Alya, still having trouble getting an interview with Volpina
  • Alya: actually could I talk to you about that, I may need you to film that for me
  • Marrinette: ok but why
  • Alya: *checks to make sure nobody's listening* because I can't film myself
  • Marinette: *deadpanned stare* ... really?
  • ---------
  • QueenBee: oh my god this is so exciting, I'm getting to hang out with my BFF Ladybug
  • Ladybug: um, we just met
  • QueenBee: no, you guys save me all the time. you come by my hotel and we take selfies
  • ------
  • Ladybug having a sit down talk with QB and Volpina: did your kwamis even mention keeping your identities secret or do me and Chat just get that rule?
Virgo & Pisces Conversation
  • Pisces: I want your honest opinion about something.
  • Virgo: Ok, what's up?
  • Pisces: How would you categorize my personality?
  • Virgo: *without hesitation* I think you're a cross between an angel and a grouch. Depends on the day. Some days you're so pleasant and fun and other days...you're kinda annoying.
  • Pisces: Wow, you said that with emphasis like you've been wanting to say that for a while.
  • Virgo: I have, but you know, I didn't want to sound harsh.
  • Pisces: I'm annoying, really?
  • Virgo: You asked for my honest opinion.
Milkshake | A Valentine’s Day One Shot

I know it’s a day early but here we have one in which Harry fucks up because I hate Valentine’s Day and we don’t need any extra sappy-ness, ok? It’s hard enough being permanently single without having a special day to rub it in my face.

“Date night Tuesday, yeah? For Valentine’s Day?” Harry says as you lie your head on his chest. There’s a show on the telly at the end of the bed but neither of you are really paying attention, more interested in the whispered conversation you’re having. He’s been home for a while but soon he’ll be gone again and you wish you could keep him by your side like this forever so he could never leave. But Gucci clothes don’t buy themselves, do they? Oh but yes they do, you reason, when they’re sent to him for free.

“Gotta be seen to be wearing ‘em, makes everyone money,” he justifies with a small giggle.

“Yeah but I still don’t understand why they give the free stuff to the very people who can afford to pay for it? This is how rich people stay rich, you know? They don’t have to buy anything for themselves. I read that Lady GaGa got given a £10k place to stay for the Super Bowl for free by Air BnB, I mean, what the fuck?”

“Are you saying you don’t like the dress YSL sent you?”

“That is completely beside the point, Harry. Entirely. I can’t afford it, you can.”

“Oh, of course, sorry, I forgot you can’t afford anything with your multi-millionaire fiancé,” he rolls his eyes.

“Nope. What’s yours is yours until you get that ring on my finger,” you tease.

“Still think we should skip the big wedding and jus’ go t’ Vegas.”

“Your mother would kill us both,” you laugh. “And why Vegas, of all places? Could go anywhere in the world on our own and you choose Vegas?”

“When we’re in LA sometime…quick flight to Vegas, married an hour later, done.”

“Gosh, remember when I thought you were romantic?”

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Well if the show isn’t gonna give me any Dean/Aaron then I guess I gotta write it my goddamn self

“I killed Hitler.”

“Dude, it’s like 2 in the mor–”

“I killed Hitler, dude.”

“OK. Fine. I’m awake.” There’s some shuffling on the line, the click of a lamp. “What the fuck are you saying to me?”

“Hitler came back for, like, five seconds, and I killed him. Shot him right between the eyes.” Dean tucks the phone against his ear so he can twist the cap off a beer. He sped all the way back to the bunker just so he could have this conversation without Sam next to him rolling his eyes. 

“What happened to taking down the Thu–”

“Dude! Are you not hearing me?”

Aaron sighs into the receiver. “You really killed Hitler? The Hitler?”

“Well, he was in a different body but yeah. I fucking killed him.”

“You’re serious?”


“You actually did it.”

“I did.”

“If you’re joking, I swear to–”

“I’m not joking!” Dean drops into a kitchen chair and downs half his beer. “You can ask Sam.”

The line goes quiet for a second. “I can’t believe this. You’re actually serious. You really did it.”


Some more shuffling. “I gotta go.”

“What? Aaron, what the fu–”

The line goes dead.


It’s been three days since Dean killed Hitler, and it’s been zero days since Dean’s mentioned that he killed Hitler. Sam is so sick of hearing about it over breakfast that he almost, almost put his earphones in this morning so he could drink his coffee at the kitchen table in peace.

Dean’s late getting up, which is rare. Sam is about to go check on him when he hears some doors shutting and some poignant yawning down the hall. As footsteps approach, he slides Dean’s mug to the edge of the table without taking his eyes off his computer screen.

“Coffee’s on,” Sam greets.

“Uh, thanks.”

Sam’s attention snaps up real quick. “Um. Aaron. What.”

Aaron sheepishly grabs the mug off the table and guiltily scrunches his face up at Sam. “Yeah…” he says, holding out the “ah” sound for a solid 10 seconds.

“I thought you were in Ber–is that Dean’s robe?”

“Hmm? Oh. Um. Sure, yeah, I guess. I just grabbed it because I was…”

Dean slides into the kitchen then, his socks skidding across the linoleum before he bumps shoulder-first into Aaron. He’s wearing a red baseball shirt that’s so tight across his chest that Sam can practically hear the bias of the fabric screaming in pain. It barely covers his belly button.

“Hey, Sammy, guess what?”

“Dean, I really don’t–”

“I killed Hitler.” He bounces his eyebrows at Sam before turning toward Aaron and smacking his ass. “Who would’ve thought–” He wraps an arm around Aaron’s neck and plants a sloppy kiss on his cheek, “–that’s all it took to get this guy in bed?”


I based this off the conversation with Gon and Killua “In my next life, I want to be me, and meet you again!” 

But I think Jyuushimatsu would love everyone too much to really single anyone out!

anonymous asked:

promised word vomit, featuring nb!alex: it's not really that noticeable when she's young. her full name grates, as does stereotypical girly-ness, but mostly she's ok. puberty is unwelcome and unsettling, making her feel like a stranger in her own skin. but kara overshadows everything and eliza's criticism, her expectations, get a hundred times worse + she doesn't have words for this and so, except in snatches of conversation with her father under the stars, alex ignores, ignores, ignores. 1/6

alex meets actual trans people for the first time at stanford and the box she locked everything up in (gender and sexuality both), after jeremiah died and she fought with vicky, starts to surface. but she quashes it down. hard. because she knows she’s not a trans man, no question, and she still doesn’t know nonbinary genders are a thing yet. by the time hank rescues her in grad school, alex is drowning denial. 2/6           alex cuts her hair off short when she starts training and tells herself it’s just because it’s practical, even as a sufficating weight falls off her shoulders. alex is friendly wth vasquez and tells herself the reason they aren’t friends outside work is becase she’s being professional and not because she’s jealous, jealous, jealous that vasquez is out and proud as genderqueer. 3/6         and figuring out her sexuality? dating maggie? the rest of it gets knocked loose somewhere along the way, and once alex finally puts a name too it she’s scared again. because alex has no idea how out-and-proud-for-ears-and-years-lesbian maggie sawyer will react to the knowledge her ‘girlfriend’ isn’t quite a girl. and alex is afraid this will hurt BOTH of them. but she can’t lie, so she tells. 4/6         and maggie? oh, she wasn’t expecting this. it’s not a dealbreaker (she’s dated aliens, understandably they didn’t all have gender identities that matched up anywhere near perfectly with ‘human female’), but she’s surprised and a little scared she’ll mess up. she does her best to put aside her own nervousness, though, because alex is tense, race raw. so maggie pulls alex into a hug and kisses her (their? god, she needs ask about that) neck, says “it’s ok, ally, i’m ok with this” and it’s only 5/6            

^^ I think tumblr ate the last one, but I understand why because this is one of the most amazing things I have ever, ever read.

I am so here for nb!Alex, and was actually planning on writing some this weekend – should I still?

Because this just… is perfect. Like… wow. Thank you so much for sending this in, darling <3 <3 <3 <3 <3          

i can’t believe this like, lando and luke really don’t have that many scenes together in the OT but then those scenes are just so fucking intimate for no reason ??

literally the first time they meet luke is falling from the sky and lando catch him, what kind of first meeting 

then there’s that scene in the falcon where lando just grip luke’s shoulder and luke nod back at him like they have a whole conversation with lando asking luke if he’s ok but also telling him at the same time you’re going to be ok and i’m here and luke is like “i’m ok” but also “thank you” ??? and then lando casually touches luke’s waist and his hand lingers ?? like it’s no big deal …like those two didn’t just fucking met !!! wtf

and then there’s that nod shared between them in rotj when lando is disguised as one of Jabba’s men and Luke is just about to be Extra™ and backflip, so much is shared through that nod, the weight of the time spent together creating this ridiculously complicated plan, a glimpse of the deep understanding they have of each other … truly unbelievable

Little moments of whump

Grand whump is wonderful, of course, but what takes my breath are those subtle moments that show the whumped character is really not ok:

- taking a moment to close his eyes because he’s light headed/exhausted/has such a bad headache

- pressing the heel of his hand against his temple, because his head hurts or he can feel his temperature rising

- spacing out a bit during a conversation - especially when he’s the one speaking, so that he kind of trails off and has to shake himself and apologise and get back on track

- pressing a cold bottle of beer/coke against his forehead and just taking a moment to savour the relief

- especially a normally diligent/stoic character - falling asleep on the job or somewhere he shouldn’t, even if it’s just for a moment, and he’s startled awake by someone/something and there’s just that moment of being lost in his eyes as he tries to figure out where he is and what’s happened

- his hands are shaking and he accidentally meets someone’s eyes who’s seen it happen so he shoves his hands into his pockets or armpits and stalks off

- a little stagger as he walks, or kind of drunkenly reeling off-course a tiny bit before he self-corrects

- that helpless expression just before he collapses

- moving wrong in a way that aggravates the pain, and the sudden seizing of his body

- breathing through the pain

- leaning against objects so he can stay upright, especially if he’s doing it as nonchalantly as possible

- a pause as he first notices that something isn’t right

- that white knuckled grip

- a hitch in his voice as he talks

- half-lidded eyes that are becoming unfocussed

- the way his head lolls

- where he can’t even spare the energy/strength to turn his head and he kind of just accepts things/carries on looking straight ahead

- trying to carry on speaking a command or direction or explanation even though he can only voice a few words at a time, either because of pain, or weakness, or confusion/disorientation

- someone passes him something but his hands are clumsy and he fumbles with it rather than just taking it normally

- reaching under a jacket and coming out with a blood-stained hand (always this <3)

- apologising for being about to pass out just before he does (afhflksdkkjfgg)

you wanna know what happened tonight? i was at a party, and i met a guy, and he was really into steve aoki ok, so he we were having this loooong conversation about steve aoki. we were like praising him, and talking about his documentary and how hard he works, and how successful he is. then we put on just hold on, and everyone in the room (20+ ppl) was singing along, raising their glasses and smiling and having the time of their lives, and my eyes teared up bc??? i haven’t been this happy ever??? it was amazing

anonymous asked:

OMG I absolutely love the spam you just did about that night when KD were super intimate with each other. Could you please do one on the kolon sport incident where we heard the conversation between the two of them. That was the same time when JI got caught caressing KS's ear and then got really self conscious and stopped. I love this moment and would love to hear what you say about it. Thanks ^^

Thank you for liking the spam I did previously ;-;

(credit to gif/pic owners, some of the gifs are mine) 

ok so *cracks knuckles* I’m happy you asked about this moment, cuz it’s one of my faves!!

so first the vid.. 

I talked about this in a previous spam BUT, basically, this vid has gained attention due to the fact that nini is obviously being flirty with soo (and soo is loving the attention fyi, his eyes are all *__*). Nini switches from formal to informal language, back and forth, throughout the vid which is considered to be flirty (guys tend to do this when they’re trying to pick someone up and ppl have commented saying that just bros do not act like this or speak like this) 

nini was wearing the ring in the “wrong” way, according to soo, so he decided to be cute and “scold” him for it~ 

NOW THIS!! The way soo calls nini babo (stupid) is SO cute!!! And nini reacts very cutely to it and goes all flirtybear mode on soo. cuz he’s all like “i’m stupid??” and you really need to watch the vid to understand fully, cuz he says it in such a flirty way T____T

you should hear the way soo giggles in the vid *cries a river* he’s SO loving the attention from nini!! (I’m screeching at this point)

Happy!soo now that nini puts on the ring right xD (intriguing how the placement of a ring can be SO INTERESTING to discuss ;))

a closer look. see the way nini looks at him? he’s tilting his head and giving those eyes…. and soo is giggling I repeat GIGGLING!!!

after some time, the photographer actually scolds them for not focusing so they have to stop flirting talking, and nini becomes super pouty cuz he wanna talk more with his baero

look at the way nini looks at him.. he just wanna talk to soo again ;;;;; 

I think soo kinda feels bad for being scolded while working, so he ignores nini a bit, which makes nini go “PLS LOOK AT ME IM A SAD HEARTBROKEN PUPPY” x1000 

let’s talk about ba-ek xD

ba-ek observing the flirting couple beside him (poor ba-ek tbh)

idk this guy looks a little concerned to me

not to sound too delulu (might be too late tho?), but.. ba-ek notices a camera and does look a little worried.. perhaps..maybe..yes..i..think..so..

ok so, at the same shoot, we got kaisoo chilling together once again (ofc)

Nini is rubbing soo’s ear (highly intimate), and soo’s got his arm lazily resting on nini’s leg. they look comfortable AF tbh. 

BUT then they notices that a camera is filming them O__O, so suddenly they change positions to look a little less intimate, cuz now they realize that they can’t be all carefree and chill with each other.. 

backview.. while they were chilling by the fence you can see that nini was stroking soo’s wrist/hand (cries) at one point

I rest my case tbh :)


Let’s try my rusty skills at these space gays, aka Klance. Just some fluff.

He really wasn’t as boastful in private. In fact, Lance didn’t speak about himself at all. It was always about his family. The many cousins he had from all over. How they would take vacations to different places. Veradera beach was their favorite place to meet up. At least once a year, their big family chased off the rest of the beach goers with how loud they always were. Lance talked about his mom the most, how her cooking always made his stomach growl. How much he missed her hugs. 

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a list of things cisco ramon has absolutely without a doubt said/done to his beautiful bisexual boyfriend barry allen

-you know what? fight me [and barry just raises an eyebrow really cockily as if to say, for real?] [and cisco gets this huge grin like hes Ready for the challenge] What? You think i cant take u/?? you r  Sorely mistaken my man
-listen here, pal,
-[walks in to find barry doing something weird] not today. [opens mouth and holds finger up as if about to make a point, but closes mouth and lowers hand] Nope.  Not Today [leaves]
-ok, first of all, yikes,
-[ambushes him with a hug] that was literally So Cool but Never do that again
-[wakes barry up in the middle of the night] do you think i’d look hot with a beard
-calls him babe, constantly
-works random corny pick up lines into casual conversation and acts really casual as if he hasnt done it on purpose or said anything unusual… like barry will be snackin on some trail mix™ and cisco will be like hey,,, babe,, you got any raisins? .. and barrys will look at him a bit confused but be like ?yeah?, and give him a handful,,, and then cisco will be like… how bout a date? and shove the raisins in his mouth really smirkly like he is the Smoothest man that ever lived
-gets his wisdom teeth out and is high on anaesthetic and just constantly does not stop reassuring barry that he loves him, and barry’s just tryna like strap him into the car but cisco keeps looking at him in the eyes and going “you know i love you right?” , very concerned and genuine, and barrys like yeah i know and cant stop grinning and cisco just keeps staring at him and barrys like “you okay there, bro” and cisco just sighs really heavily like hes in such deep thought and just goes “yeah, i just, love you so much.” And barry’s like “oh yeah?” and he’s like “yeah, maybe even Too much.” and barry just keeps prompting him like “oh really?” bc hes enjoying it A Lot
-says with utmost sincerity, “i know it’s sort of corny, or whatever, but like, whenever i’m scared or alone i always think, what would barry do? y’know… the flash saves people everyday but… you’re my hero, barry.”

anonymous asked:

Can you do a TFLN between H's girl and Niall but like Niall is her best friend or something and Harry's asking for hr number and Niall wants to make sure its ok to give him xx

I’ve kind of done something similar to this request and I think this one will fit in perfectly with that; TFLN #112. TFLN #138. x

Niall. Missus.

Harry told me that you both got on really well at my party. That’s great!

I told you he’s a great guy.

He was so lovely, Niall. 

He kept getting me drinks when I was out of juice, talking to me even though people were eager to have a conversation with him during the night, he gave me his jacket because your house got cold, and, he was just so interested in me and getting to know me. 

He hasn’t shut up about you.


He’s so sad you had to go back home. He wants to catch the train to see you and have a coffee with you. Honestly. When he’s not in the booth, he’s talking about you.

In fact, he even talks about you in the booth. He’s smitten.

Oh, my god.

He wants you number.

Why didn’t you exchange numbers? I could scold you, right now. Like your father would do if he found out you’d been underage drinking. I thought you would have.

I forgot! 

We were so caught up in getting to know one another that it never popped up in conversation. When he took me home in the car that came for him, we shared a kiss on the cheek before he said goodbye.

Didn’t walk me to my door but that’s a good thing because my neighbours are nosey fuckers.

Also, I think one of the small girls is a huge fan of him because I’ve seen her wear your shirts. She has a school bag with your face on, too. As sweet as she is, I can’t have my neighbours spreading so much crap.



Yes. We shared a small peck on the cheek. He kissed me on the cheek and I gave him one back and then I climbed out the car, waved goodbye and then ran up the stairs to my flat.


Why are you talking in all-caps? You’re like a teenage girl fangirling over your own band, you idiot.

That’s so great for you! The first male action you’ve had in years!

Piss off, you wanker.

God, I bloody hate you sometimes.

I see why he hasn’t shut up about you.

The girl he really likes gave him a kiss.

You make it sound like he told you I sucked his cock and fondled his balls. 

You would jump to that opportunity if he offered for you to be the one to do that to him.

I’m not even going there with you, Niall.

Oh, come on, love!

If you were his girlfriend, you’d get to suck his cock and fondle his balls all you like.

Can you shut up? I kissed him on the cheek. Jesus Christ.

I’m just playing around with you, love.

You always embarrass me.

I’m sorry. 



Is it okay to give it to him?

Of course it is.

He’ll be so happy. Expect a text or a phone call later on today or tomorrow. We’re a little swamped in the studio right now. Especially Harry; he wants to focus on nailing his vocals today.

How are you talking to me?

It’s lunchtime. I’m eating my food. They all popped out to the cafeteria down the road to get some sandwiches. 


It’s definitely okay to give him your number?

It’s more than okay, Niall. 

Thank you.

For what?

For this chance to meet someone. Harry’s great.

I’m glad to have been matchmaker. x