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Dittany

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Tags: auror!Harry, potions consultant!Draco, mud, and bitching, so, so much bitching.

(Also posted on AO3)


“You know I’m just a consultant, right Potter?” Draco said acidly, trying to scrape mud from his arms and legs, “I am not a mad auror with more adrenaline than sense.”

“You have mentioned it before,” Harry said tersely, taking deep breaths. It was, after all, his fault Draco had ended up in the swamp following up a lead on black market dittany growers. It was also Harry’s fault that when he tripped on a root he had grabbed for the first thing in reach, which had been Draco, and pulled them both into a mug bog with the consistency of quicksand that had taken them twenty minutes to get out of. 

Now they were both coated in mud up to the chest. Draco had somehow managed to scrape most of it off and didn’t have any on his hair or face, other than a small blob on his cheek. Harry had it in his hair, face, and just about everywhere else.

He just, really, really wished Draco would shut the hell up.

“What kind of absolute idiot can’t identify dittany?” Draco muttered.

His wand clutched so tightly into his fist he could feel every groove and notch in the wood. “Why can’t we just cast scourgify?” Harry groaned, ducking under a branch Draco let go, nearly smacking him in the face. Draco was watching the ground for signs of the tiny herb but he had to have done it on purpose, Harry just knew it.

Draco shot a look back at Harry what reminded him of Snape, “I have explained, Potter, dittany only grows in soil that contains mercury and propagates moondew flowers, do you really want to know what happens when you introduce magic to that combination?”

“Ok, ok,” Harry conceded trying not to think about the places mud was now making its home.

“Are you certain?” Draco said mockingly, “Because it involves your skin turning yellow and slowly melting off. Sounds like a right jolly Gryffindor thing to do.”

Harry took another deep breath and slowly let it out, “I understand, Draco.”

“I sincerely doubt that,” Draco said.

“Just shut up!” Harry snapped, “I swear, I get it!”

Draco stopped in his track and spun around, his expression furious.

Harry went on, “I’m sorry about everything that’s happened but you’re not the only one that’s uncomfortable or unhappy about all this!” He threw up his hands, “I swear sometimes I think you only care about yourself!”

Draco stalked over to him, stabbing his finger into Harry’s chest, “You egotistical, fucking arsehole, I can’t believe-” he stopped and shook his head, “I fucking hate you.”

Harry smacked Draco’s hand away, “Yeah, well, I hate you too!! Fucking wanker.”

Draco jerked back like Harry had hit him, his eyes widening, “You-” his words choked and died in his throat, “-You what?” He blinked rapidly, his head turning away to try and hide the tear that had slipped down his cheek.

Harry stared in shock, then caught Draco’s chin, tugging it back round to face him. He brushed the tear from Draco’s face before he had even realized what he was doing.

“You’re covered in mud,” Draco sniffed, looking down at the ground, another tear blinking free.

“Sorry,” Harry said softly, wiping the other tear away, smearing the mud on Draco’s cheek, “I don’t hate you.”

“Like I care,” Draco muttered.

Harry sighed and smiled ruefully, “Alright.”

“I don’t,” he insisted with a faint pout, finally bringing his eyes up to meet Harry’s, a faint pink flush colouring the tops of his cheekbones.

Harry leaned forward, chancing a brief kiss, tensing in anticipation for the worst.

“This is awful,” Draco groused, “We’re disgusting.” he sniffed again and blinked his tears back.

“Can I try again when we’re cleaned up?” Harry asked.

Draco glanced away and shrugged, his cheeks flushing further.

Harry smiled, “How about dinner then?”

Draco pulled away suddenly, his eyes fixed at where he had glanced away. He stalked through the trees to a small clearing surrounded by scrub and strange pale flowers. “Here it is.” Draco gestured.

Harry followed. The clearing was full of tiny dittany plants. It was a king’s fortune, especially at the obscenely high prices the growers were charging for them, and the final evidence they needed to convict the group they had arrested a few days ago. Harry activated his tracking medallion and sent his patronus back to tell them he had found it. Soon the collections team would be apparating on Harry’s location.

Draco shifted his weight, his arm brushing Harry’s. He cleared his throat nervously, “Dinner would be nice.”

“Yeah?” Harry looked up with a hopeful smile.

Draco smiled faintly back, “Yeah.”

  • [Pansy and Daphne are in Transfiguration. Daph is dozing off.]
  • McGonagall: [lecturing]
  • Pansy [to Daphne]: Hey, pay attention. McGonagall is one of the foremost Transfiguration professors in the country.
  • McGonagall: [still talking but is intrrupted]
  • [Theo enters]
  • Theo: Excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
  • McGonagall: I'm right in the middle of a class, young man.
  • Theo: I know, I'm sorry, I just -- [Runs up to stand by Pansy's desk.] Pans, you can't just walk out like that. Not after everything we've been through. You just left. I was still in bed. I mean what is that all about?
  • McGonagall: Ok, you need to do this later.
  • Theo: I can't do this later. Pansy I love you. I love you, dammit! How many times to I have to tell you? God! Just talk to me.
  • McGonagall: Ok, out right now! Out! Just get -
  • [Blaise enters.]
  • Blaise: Theo! What are you doing, man?
  • Theo: Get the hell out of here!
  • Blaise: She's with me now. I told you that. Let it go.
  • Theo: I will not let it go! Everything was fine until you came along!
  • Blaise: Oh, don't blame me because you couldn't keep her.
  • Theo: I swear to god, I'm gonna kill you!
  • Blaise: Oh, I'd love to see you try.
  • [Theo lungs at Blaise. Boys begin fighting]
  • McGonagall: Stop it! Stop it right now! Cormac, get Hagrid! It's not the time or the place for this. Break it up! Gentlemen! You are losing control! You are in a classroom.
  • [A piercing police whistle blows. Into the classroom walks Draco, dressed in a British bobby uniform.]
  • Draco: All right, that's enough. Break it up, you two. Pansy Parkinson, you should be ashamed of yourself! Toying with these boys like this. They used to have pride. They used to have dignity. They used to have balls. Damn it, Parkinson! Give them back their balls.
Me right now

My Brain: maybe you should gO THE FUCK TO SLEEP GOD DAMN IT
Me: i will after this fanfic.
My brain: YOU HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW YOU FINISHED NOW GO TO BED
Me: after this one then i SWEAR i will go to sleep
*30 fuckin fanfics of tree bros later*
Me: ok now i’ll go to sleep.
*looks at time*
My brain: its fucking almost 12 you crazy lesbian go to sleep
Me: ok ok jeez

wanna chat? pt. 17

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i said a bunch of things in the note on ao3 but its like. sooo long so yeah just check that out please and thanks ilysm 

(son of a gunn = adrien, the worst = alya, lol death = nino, its red = mari)

what is happening in this anymore


5:37

son of a gunn: NASA!!! PLANETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

son of a gun has changed their name to trappist

6:42

the worst: as adorable as it is to see u nerd out like the loser u are
sleep boi

trappist: WHO CAN SLEEP AT A TIME LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol death: hello my dudes why are we yelling

trappist: NASA!!!!!!!!!

lol death: nice
the one good thing the americans gave us

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I think it was an anon who sent in a prompt to @omeliafics asking for a fic that revealed what happened between Owen and Amelia when he eventually found out she slept with Mark Sloan - I tried to make this light and funny as we all know tonight’s episode is going to be intense to say the least! Enjoy!


“Ok so what’s you number?” he asked snuggling up to her in bed, practically acting as her blanket.
“Owen you have my number, unless I’ve been texting or should I say sexting someone else?” she responded, turning over so she was no longer his little spoon. They were face to face, 
“No, no, I mean the number of people… you… you know…” he mumbled, falling over his words as her spoke.
“Kissed? Operated on? Punched? Yelled at? Had sex with? Loved? There are quite a few options, you know?!” she giggled, while quietly tracing abstract patters up and down his arm with her fingertips,
“Haha, very funny! Slept with?” he retorted sarcastically;
“Umm well… to be honest… I’ve never really kept count… I know that sounds bad but first there were my Hurricane Amelia years, and then college, Med School, Residency, L.A. …” obviously embarrassed by the question, which wasn’t very Amelia, she rolled onto her back so she was now facing the ceiling and not him; while a light blush slowly crept over her cheeks.
“Ok ball point – just throw me a number!” he pressed further, pushing himself up onto his elbows so he was still on his side but was at an angle which enabled him to look over her a little more. 

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the signs as things that my friends have said
  • aries: iS THAT A CHALLENGE?????
  • taurus: i'm so philosophical right now i'm like the next confucius or some shit
  • gemini: bow down bitches
  • cancer: i swear this bitch is out to get me
  • leo: god karen, it's not my fault you're so obsessed with me
  • virgo: are u like... for real
  • libra: u peasant
  • scorpio: ....fucking try me u bitch
  • sagittarius: *jumping over a table* PARKOUR BITCH DID U SEE THAT
  • capricorn: get the hell away from me
  • aquarius: um.... what the fuck
  • pisces: WWWWEEEEEDDDDDD
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Me in the week following 4x03:</b> look come this time next week it will all be better - there's a secret episode, obviously, it's the only thing that makes sense - ALL the evidence is there, we're still finding more as we speak; i swear, you blink right now and someone's found more evidence - and it's going to air this Sunday and then everything will be better. It's going to be GENIUS. The Appletree Yard is fake, and Mofftiss are the cleverest men to ever clever. The lost special is real, people. "Everyone always stops looking after three," but we won't! We know better!!<p/><b>Me when the Appletree Yard was not a secret episode:</b> oh. Ok then. Well. Obviously the secret episode will air on the fifth week, then - Appletree Yard is scheduled for five weeks, but there's only four episodes of it - hahaha, BBC thinks they're so clever, but we have them figured out. The evidence is all there, it's so OBVIOUS; come at me, lost special<p/><b>Me when Appletree Yard ends and no secret sherlock episode is shown:</b> ...oh. right. Well. Clearly it's actually going to happen on March 8th then. You know - that poster in 4x02: "the secret will be revealed on March 8". I know we were all hoping it would be sooner, March is pushing it a little, but at least we know we're getting it on March 8th<p/><b>Me when March 8 passes with no secret fourth episode:</b> ...Right. Ok. Yeah, I'm... done. I'm out. I'm finished. Clearly there is no 4th episode. There was never a 4th episode. We've all just deluded ourselves into believing there would be. All the "clues" we spotted were just wishful thinking. It was just us making mountains out of molehills. Mofftiss aren't as clever as we thought they were and season 4 really was just that badly written and disjointed and plotholey. I haven't been this disappointed and crushed since the cursed child. Excuse me while I go sit in a corner and ponder the futility of faith<p/><b>One of the sherlock team:</b> *tweets vaguely about easter and how it's a time for new life and things coming back from the dead*<p/><b>Tumblr:</b> *notices that the ambassador in 4x01 was playing chess and talking about how three months is an awfully long time to play chess, points out that it will be exactly three months since tfp on Easter weekend*<p/><b>Me, as my hope rises like a kraken from the sea:</b> fucking hell. I'm never going to give up hope, am I<p/></p><p/></p>

Not to be negative, but… Some things that bother me about the WTNV Novel.

-The words turn into flies at times, and it’s a big job to rearrange them on the page. My cats start chasing them, and I’ve lost several pronouns and articles already. The cats are happy though, and start licking their lips when I take hte book out.

-Pages divisible by 5 emit a faint growling. Oddly enough, it’s not coming from the pages themselves. It’s coming from right behind my head. It gets stronger and stronger as you get nearer to the end of the page. Once, I could swear I heard jaws snap shut right by my left ear.. 

-Page 38 says “mm hmm” after every sentence.

-Each time the Glow Cloud is mentioned, there is a faint rumbling that continues until you say “All hail the Glow Cloud”. It will go on indefinitely if you don’t say it. If you say it sarcastically, it gets louder. Oh no, I’m hearing it now. ALL HAIL! ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD! OK it went away. 

-The book laughs at its own jokes. You can tell when a joke is coming, because there will be poorly contained giggling, which will turn into a raucous “HOHOHO” as you get to the joke. It also does this when something scary happens, but the laughter is more sinister. 

-The audiobook is normal, for the most part. But if you listen to it in bed, Cecil will wait until you’re almost asleep, and then he just starts saying weird stream of consciousness stuff. You never quite catch him at it, because when you wake up, he’s always just reading the book like nothing happened. 

lol happy birth @shoosshpap

anonymous asked:

do you have any online shopping site recommendations?

idk what kind of online shopping you’re doing anon but I’m gonna assume it’s clothes

first: THE DON’TS

  • Don’t buy anything from storenvy. The popular Asian fashion stores like Moooh! and UZIP are taobao resellers, and you can buy all their items on AliExpress for 2/3rds the price. All you have to do is reverse image search the picture, type in “site:aliexpress.com” into google as needed, and you’re golden
  • Forever 21 has a good return policy, but their clothing is made for giraffes and tends to have… unwanted surprises (hi-low, tricolor, distressed, the list goes on…) 
  • Modcloth is a conglomerate of ugly vintage clothing from a vast variety of labels, ranging from cheap to semi-designer stuff– not that you’d know it, because it’s all chalked up at forty dongers moreover Modcloth, ever the pinnacle of honest business practices, often refuses to list the designer for the item of clothing so you can’t compare prices! This is why you should try to find the clothing item using descriptors on Google, first– you can’t reverse-Google image search in this case, because they use their own models

ok now the actual recommendations

  • Here’s advice on ordering from AliExpress, which can be pretty cheaply-made and shady but you can still get great pieces. Many people swear by Taobao, but I can’t read Chinese and you need a Taobao agent to ship outside of Asia, which is stressful. AliExpress delivers right to ur door (ok, the nearest post office)
  • Yesstyle is gud and ships international 👍🌍
  • Ebay and Amazon are great for tracking down a cute item you found on, say, Polyvore or ASOS that’s no longer being sold by the manufacturer. I got my Dear Creatures coat for $100 with tax/shipping off Amazon, two years after its initial release (it originally was going for maybe $250)
  • Now, I’ve seen SheIn (previously SheInside) get a lot of flak for being-cheaply-made-in-China, but in doing research for this ask, I actually found that SheIn can have crazy good sales, so that a sweater going for $80 on its original website can be going for $18 on sale. However– I also saw a lot of AliExpress resells. I’ve bought a couple of slippery patterned polyester blouses from SheIn that were gorgeous (and imo that’s their strong point) but people I know have bought dresses and gotten shitty results
  • I’m 5′1″ but I have thighs, so literally all my jeans are from the petites section of TopShop. I literally buy from nowhere else. They cling to my every erotic curve. I never buy from the physical stores anymore, only online, because EVERY SINGLE TIME I try and buy at the actual store the stupid sales clerk goes “oh honey, you can’t possibly be a 28W28L! you’re so tiny!” and forces me to squeeze my flabby gut into pants made for a middle-schooler in a badly-lit changing room while The Weeknd muzak whinges thru the overhead speakers listen I’m not bitter or anything I just like to have room for my stomach I own TEN PAIRS OF YOUR PANTS sorry I got sidetracked
  • @pinstripebowties swears by Missha (American site, Canadian) for makeup and skincare, and we should all trust her more than my clearskin privileged ass. Shipping is a flat rate of $10.50 on the Canadian website, but the American one is MAD CHEAP considering the quality. My Missha order is coming in 2 weeks presumably so I’ll follow up on this

    (M… MAKEUP REVIEW?!?!)
  • Eyeko has FREE SHIPPING TO CANADA RIGHT NOW THIS IS NOT A DRILL EVERYONE GO BUY THAT ONE PROFESSIONAL EYEBROW GEL CARA DELEVVIVIGIGNENGNE USES

Can you do a cute cuddly Sammy imagine?

“Sammy! Sammy!” You yelled loudly from your bed. You giggled slightly as you looked down the hallway to see your boyfriend of two years tripping over his own feet from running so fast. “What? What’s wrong!?” He questioned, running to your side of the bed quickly. “Look he’s moving!” You said pointing at your belly. You were currently 8 and a half months pregnant with yours and Sammy’s baby boy. Unfortunately your parents didn’t handle it so well and they told you to get out, that you didn’t care for the way they raised you. You still love them of course, your parents were just very strict and always taught you to wait until someone special to have children with and to go to college and stuff like that, but they also raised you how THEY wanted you to be, they didn’t bother to stop and think what you wanted in life. Once they first found out you were dating Sammy, they were far from happy. You had straight A’s and honor rolls before you met sammy, and Sammy had low C’s and F’s, and was always late for class or never came. When you started to date sammy, you became ‘a girl version of sammy’, as they said but in reality you had just became what you wanted to be. Sammy was ‘bad influence’ as your parents claimed. He smoked, skipped school, always was getting into trouble, and in their eyes, he was just no good. But in your eyes he was perfect. He was everything you’ve ever wanted. He wasn’t stuck up, he didn’t judge others, and no matter what he always had a goofy smile on his face. Eventually your parents got off of your back about dating Sammy, but once they found out you were pregnant with his child and you wanted to keep it, they felt no need in keeping you. Yeah it hurt but you’ve never been happier living with Sammy and his family. They were all so welcoming and his parents immediately treated you like you were their own. His sister was always around when he wasn’t, whether you guys were going shopping or just having movie nights, and now your main shopping were baby clothes. “Wait so I just about busted my ass on that hard floor just for you to be notifying me that he was moving?” Sammy said pointing at your mountain high belly. You giggled before nodding. “Just watch” you whispered before pressing up under your rips on your right side. In a matter of seconds you both saw a little hand print press against your skin, sammy gasping. You grinned as he rushed to grab his phone out, immediately getting a video on Snapchat. “The fans will probably save that some how” he said as he set his phone back in his pocket. “Hey Lil guy its daddy! I love you and I can’t wait to see you” sammy said in a baby voice before kissing where the baby had just recently reached out at. “I love you” you said running your fingers through Sammy’s hair. “Love you too babe” sammy said before pecking your lips. *two weeks later* “Alright guys, just wanted to post a short video of y/n sleeping. Sounds creepy I know but a lot of you guys have been tweeting me that you wanted to see more baby movements and unfortunately the only good time he really moves is when she’s asleep so yeah, shh” he said before pressing his index finger against his lips. While you laid on your side, your mouth wide open with soft snores coming out, sammy lifted the cover slowly from your belly, showing you in a blue sports bra and your belly sticking far out. Sammy quickly flicked the lamp on before facing the camera at your belly. “He loves staying close to her ribs, she hates it but I say its because she has such a warm heart.” He said before chuckling at his cute comment. Soon sammy started to gently poke at your stomach before the baby boy started squirming around in your belly. “There we go” sammy said with a tone of accomplishment. It was another two minutes of sammy poking you and the baby getting aggaravated before you started to move around, pulling the covers back over you. “Go away” you groaned, your normal grumpy self pushing at sammy. “Rude!” Sammy said jokingly before walking out of the room. “There you guys have it! Send in more stuff that you wanna see or know and me and y/n will get on it!” He said before stopping the video. *3 weeks later* “Is it on?” You asked as you watched jack Gilinsky leaning away from the computer. “Yup! Hey guys its me jack Gilinsky here with jack Johnson, Sammy Wilkinson , and his beautiful pregnant girlfriend y/n!” Gilinsky said pointing each one of you out. Fans had recently requested a video of what all baby clothes you guys had gotten and what the diaper bag looked like so while you and Sammy where hanging with the Jacks, you all decided on doing a you now to update the fans. “Alright so I guess we could start with baby stuff and then we can just talk with you guys” sammy said before standing up, grabbing the bags of baby stuff. “Alright! First, we got these sets of three onesies from Nash. This one is a giraffe, one is a lion which is my favorite, and the third one is a zebra. ” sammy said. “I personally got myself a matching lion onesie and y/n got a zebra one” sammy said. ” I can’t even zip it up fully ” you did giggling. “I know” sammy said laughing loudly as he remembered back to when you cried for two hours straight because you couldn’t fit into the onesie. “ alright, These are from cameron, they’re blue and green baby socks.“ Sammy said holding the package of socks up close to the screen. ” Wait? Is his feet really going to be this tiny?” Sammy asked looking over at you. “Yes ” you said laughing. “He’s only like seven pounds right now and I’ve got like a week before he comes out. ” you said. “You should show them your belly” Gilinsky said. “Dude it looks like she swallowed a watermelon!” Johnson said making you gasp. “If I swear if I wasn’t so fat right Now I’d punch you” you said jokingly before standing up from the couch. “Can they see?” Sammy said turning the computer to you, trying to look over the back of the laptop. “Yup! Ok, This is what it looks like with the shirt on..” You said turning to your side before facing forward again. “and this is without. ” you said lifting your shirt up just above your breasts. “I have stretch marks everywhere and my belly button looks like its pregnant too” you said staring at yourself through the screen. “Okay I feel awkward go back to you guys” you said pulling your shirt back down and sitting down next to sammy. “Alright and this is the diaper bag. ” sammy said holding up a black blue simple but cute diaper bag. “My sister got this for us at the baby shower” Sammy said holding it up for a couple more seconds. “We filled it with extra stuff that we would probably need at the hospital. We’ve got a 'coming home ’ outfit. She picked it out guys” Sammy said pointing at you. “Yeah well your sister made it so” you said before grabbing the outfit. You held up a tie shirt loafer (pair that button up at the crotch) and a homemade beanie that was very and blue as well as simple shoes the same colors. “She made the beanie and shoes but the shirt we bought And I figured this would go well because the tie colors are matching the beanie and the shoes” you said holding them up together. “ we also grabbed extra clothes cause I heard you normally have to stay there and extra day or two” you said. “We also packed phone chargers and computer chargers” sammy said. “Here is some baby wipes to wipe the baby’s ass with” johnson said making you laugh. “Yeah you’re going to do that right?” You asked, smirking at johnson. “Ha!” He said raising an eyebrow at you. “Yeah we got like four bags of 0-8 month diapers, and five sets of baby wipes I think. And the rest of the stuff is in the baby room” sammy said. “Go show them” you said to him, pushing his shoulder lightly. All three of them quickly walked into the baby’s room showing this off while you roamed through twitter, answering questions on twitter. After a good thirty minutes, you decided to join the boys but the second you stood up, you felt your pants soak at your crotch, as if you just peed all over yourself. “Sammy!!” You yelled, standing completely still. “What!” He called from the babies room. “My water just broke!” You yelled loudly. “Ha ha very funny!” He called back. You furrowed your eyebrows together, suddenly getting very angry. You stomped down the hall before you entered the baby room, breathing heavily. “Samuel Howard Wilkinson you better grab the fucking baby bag and get me to the hospital now!” You yelled as you felt your first contraction hit you. They all three turned around, looking at your darkened jeans before scrambling around the room, quickly grabbing everything you needed. Before you knew it you were in the back seat next to sammy squeezing his hand tightly as johnson drove you all to the hospital. After Gilinsky called everyone to tell them the news, he had started snap chatting videos of everything going on. *3 hours later* “Alright, push one more time darling!” The nurse said as her and the doctor waited for the baby. “3-2-1” she counted down. The second you heard number one, you pushed as hard as you could, holding your breath as well. You cried out with joy as you heard your baby start to cry, the nurse holding him in the air. “Its a boy!” The doctor claimed before they let you hold him. After they cleaned him off, they let Sammy come into the room to see you. Unfortunately, he couldn’t handle all the pain you were going through and passed out after your first push. They sadly had to send him out of the room but he was quick to get back in there afterwards. “Oh my god” was the first words to come out of Sammy’s mouth as he saw your tired figure holding his baby in your arms. “Hey” you said as a single tear fell from his eye. “He’s beautiful” he said before kissing your lips, multiple tears falling from both of your eyes. “Do you want to hold him?” You asked, looking up at him. He just simply nodded before grabbing the baby, rocking him slightly. “He has your eyes” you said in awe. “He has your nose” he said pinching the baby’s nose slightly. You giggled before one of the nurses walked back into the room, holding a clipboard in her hand. “What’s the babies name?” She asked. “Cody Darren Wilkinson” sammy said. You watched in complete awe as he never took his eye off of cody as he answered all the nurses’ questions. After a while, the doctors and nurses left, letting everyone else into the room. “Oh my god he’s precious!” Sammy’s mom said holding cody, smiling widely at him. “Grandma and auntie is going to spoil you so much!” She said as Sammy’s sister looked at the baby with loving eyes. You sighed heavily before looking down at your hands with sadness. “Hey, what’s wrong?” Sammy said sitting next to you, caressing your cheek as a single tear fell. “I hate that my parents want nothing to do with him. And its all my fault” you mumbled, looking across the room at the smiling baby. “Hey! Look at me. Over time your parents will open their eyes and realize how stupid and judgmental they’re being. No matter what though, I want you to know me, the boys, and my family will always be here for you. We are your family. Maybe not by blood but we are. And soon, we are going to be married, and now that we’re parents, you can raise the baby how babies are suppose to be raised. Don’t be sad. Today is a good day, okay? Tomorrow we will call them and see if they want to see him, which I’m sure they will. and if they don’t. Oh well. More time for us with him. ” he said making you grin with happiness. “You’re right, I’m sorry” you said before kissing him gently. “He loves them already” Sammy said as you watched the boys take pictures and videos of Cody, Matthew making his dinosaur noises at him making him laugh. “He has a goofy personality, like you. I can tell” you said smiling from ear to ear. “I’m so glad I’m having my children with you” he said before kissing your for head once again.
wanna chat? pt 4

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pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3 | pt 4

how are my avoidance tactics working? anyway i just needed to write something before starting homework today and that means you get whatever this is. enjoy? 


11:59 PM

the real ladybug™: /loud groaning/

drop the bass: what up

flour power: I thought you were going to bed lile an hour ago
*like

the real ladybug™: i cant SLEEP

drop the bass: did you try counting sheep

the real ladybug™: thats bullshit and u know it

drop the bass: bruh it works for some people

flour power: Just relax al

the real ladybug™: r U rlly telling ME to relax

flour power: Yes

undead zombie model: I thought everyone was going to bed?

the real ladybug™: then y arent U in bed m.???
im very disappointed in u

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Ahhhh ok so i’ve been working on a deh fanfic about what would happen if evan hadn’t lied at the beginning. im on like chapter eleven and it’s almost the equivalent end of act 1. but if u like lots of friendship feelings pls check out this fic. its like at 10% gay right now but its gonna get pretty gay later.

tired son


(its 1 AM???? why the fuck am i awake)

(ffs i cant draw lines,,, those sciency stuff on the right took me half an hour or something)

(my tags are a mess lmao)

(ok wait why is he sitting on a desk what the fuck)

(screw backgrounds)

(screw colors)

(screw legs)

(screw everything whatever)

(EDIT: i also screwed up the lab coat, it disappeared what the fuck)

(sorry for swearing so much its a bit late here at china now)

anonymous asked:

Part 1 - Okay, so I need advice from the deepest person I know (you). This girl and I had this thing for a while last summer. Didn't date or anything but just talked and hung out a lot (like everyday). Anyways, things just started to get a little out of hand and the timing wasn't right. I decided that space was what we both needed. If anything was to happen it would happen at the right time I thought. Its been a few months now and I've tried to be really nice to her, but I swear she hates me.

U decided u needed space aka u ended it and she was like ok well if that’s how u want it bye I’m not gonna wait for you she’s probably is just the type that cuts people off when they end things with her and she’s trying to move on so she doesn’t wanna hear from u it’s rough but if you end something like that you can’t expect the other person to be fine about it if I were you I would just let it go and not try to talk to her anymore :/

For anyone taking exams right now

ITS OK. THAT MARK WILL LITERALLY NOT MATTER IN TEN YEARS OR EVEN FIVE. ITS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD IF YOU JUST BARELY PASS OR EVEN IF YOU COMPLETELY FAIL. AS LONG AS YOU GAVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT, WHO GIVES A FUCK. I WILL NOT SIT HERE AND BE TOLD THAT A STINKING HIGH SCHOOL PERCENTAGE IS GOING TO DETERMINE MY ENTIRE FUTURE. WHEN YOURE THIRTY AND BEING FUCKING AWESOME, YOURE NOT GONNA LOOK BACK AND GO “wow that 60% I got when I was 16 wrecked everything.” I SWEAR. ITS GONNA BE OK PLEASE JUST BREATHE BECAUSE YOURE DOING SO GOOD AND I LOVE YOU

BTS: As a Family Pt.4 Game Night
  • A/n: All other parts are on my masterlist.
  • Rap Mon: Okay guys, today we are going to play board games.
  • Jungkook: Why?
  • Rap Mon: Because it will help us bond as a family.
  • Jimin: But we do that enough. Like, we live with each other.
  • Jin: Just shut up kids so this can be over with.
  • V: Idk if you noticed mom, but we aren't kids anymore.
  • Jungkook: Yeah I'm like 6 now!
  • Jimin: And I'm like 8!
  • Suga: Hey everyone guess what?
  • BTS: What?
  • Suga: Shut the fuck up.
  • J-Hope: What game should we play?
  • Suga: Monopoly. Because I want a big house, big cars, and-
  • Jin: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW.
  • Rap Mon: Calm down honey. Why don't we play the Game of Life?
  • Jimin: Why that's lame...
  • Rap Mon: No it's not. It will teach us the twists and turns of every day. And how our whole life is just like a metaphor for a board game. And-
  • J-Hope: Ok... you can stop with your philosophies right there.
  • Jin: Can everyone just stfu and choose a game?
  • Jungkook: No.
  • Jin: I SWEAR LITTLE BOY IF YOU KEEP AT IT WITH YOUR BACK TALK-
  • Jungkook: You can't hurt me, it's child abuse.
  • Jin: Goodbye.
  • V: Where are you going mom?
  • Jin: Back to SM to tell them I changed my mind, I'm going to sign that slave contract. Even that must be better than this.

anonymous asked:

tyler should be dick grayson for halloween tbh like idK WHY BUT TYLER REMINDS ME OF HIM ITS SO WEIRD

omfg anon I SWEAR I DREW THIS ONCE but I was looking through my files and I couldn’t find it LOL maybe I dreamt it ?? im so confused right now but YEAH his hair is kinda how i draw dick’s hair too i think he can sorta pass off as dick fanart if i dont colour him in HAHAH