ok now i know his name

Hey, so I’ve been thinking about this whole “submit pictures to Onision” thing that he has on his website. He used to say that for your picture to be used in one of his videos you’d have to write your name on a piece of paper or somewhere on your body so that he can see that it’s you submitting this photo - however, I’ve seen pictures of girls being in his video without Onision written on their body and instead written on the computer (using paint or whatever) … He used to say that this wasn’t OK, but now he use those photos anyway? How can he know for sure that it’s the person in the photo submitting…

[submission]

Ok so I know Ron was all like “thank goodness you inherited your mother’s brains”  so now everyone’s sort of like “oh Rose Weasley she’s the girl and she’s smart so she’ll be just like Hermione.”  and its like ok, that’s good BUT

what if she inherited her mothers brains but also inherited her fathers personality?  So yes, she does know the counter curse that would easily take down that jerk of a 3 rd year that keeps picking on her BUT kicking him in the teeth is way more fun/effective.  Or like she’s studying for a test and Albus is having a crap day so she just tosses her textbook in the air and is like “let’s play chess or sneak out or whatever.” And she ends up failing the test the next day but is all like “lol whatever I can make it up later” OR EVEN BETTER-

Scorpius:  People keep picking on me because my dad was a Death Eater.

Rose: Kill them.

Scorpius: Rose no.

Rose:  *stands up* Fine, I’ll kill them.

Scorpius: roSE NO.

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skydive headcanon: himup are in a unhealthy relationship

Himchan knows Jongup is unhinged; unpredictable. Dangerous. Sometimes he thinks maybe that’s what he reeled him in from the start—what got him caught in Jongup’s web—and it scares him. He tries desperately to remember a time when their kisses didn’t taste of blood and smoke, when Jongup’s eyes didn’t burn with something Himchan doesn’t know the name of, but fails.

There’s a knife caressing his throat, smeared with blood from the men lying dead on the floor. Jongup’s hot breath curls over Himchan’s lips, their noses brushing softly. Daehyun glances over. Youngjae doesn’t. In the corner Yongguk is burning his share of the money. Junhong makes it rain. Jongup wouldn’t care if the gang were watching them—probably wants them to. Himchan doesn’t. They all count on him to keep his boyfriend in check; trusts he’d never let him go too far.

Watching Jongup lower the knife and walk away, Himchan prays he won’t.

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Vol XXIII. Inside cover parodies. Ah, the funnsies…. And chibi Sebastian playing chess against himself. So cute….

Oh, and BTW, according to the licensed translation, it’s Blavat Sky, not the other way around. I mean, we knew it was an obvious reference to Blavatsky anyway, but now we know Sky is his last name, not his first? OK.

hunk and lance friendship hcs
  • Hunk and Lance knew each other before the Garrison and have been bffs since childhood
  • Hunk and Lance didn’t meet in the same preschool nor did they ever go to the same school (until the garrison) but met each other in a nearby playground where they continued to meet up for the next 8-11 years of their life, they usually let off steam about the shit that goes down in their schools.
  • “Like, if you’re going to steal something from the mall -” “Don’t wear your uniform?” “EXACTLY. God, that guy was so stupid.” “Agreed.”
  • “Then… then he KICKED the guy’s nose!!! He was bleeding, Lance! He needed to be taken to the hospital!!” “Oh my God, and then what?” “A girl was crying the whole entire time and -” the stories they share go on and on.
  • Lance’s mom and Hunk’s mom are interested in the same things so their sons r bffs and so r they and their moms drag them off sometimes to do grocery shopping but Hunk and Lance are aways ‘can’t we just stay at hoooommmmeeee?’ ‘no you’re going to help me and hunk’s mom buy groceries for our party’ ‘what party????’ ‘a joint family party!!!!’ ‘??????? !!!! A JOINT FAMILY PARTY ????’
  • Hunk’s family and Lance’s family are really close buds now
  • It’s almost surreal how much the two families are alike to interests???
  • Hunk and Lance meet up after graduating middle school and decide to finally enrol in the same school. Both of them couldn’t have been anymore excited and happy.
  • Hunk is Lance’s only tether to Earth because Hunk is childhood and playground days, fighting off bullies and staying up at night under covers and pillow forts, charting stars while laying on muddy grass after rain, stealing cookies when their mothers aren’t looking, and making stupid jokes together as the sun went down – all of their world, quiet and soft and sound.
  • Lance loves Hunk and Hunk loves Lance. They’re best friends, because water breathes life on Earth and what is water without it’s Earth?
Jikook Analysis

Hello so sorry this is long but I wanted to know what’s your take on my discovery.

So remember when jimin posted a video of him with pink hair then after 10-15 minutes jungkook posted a LYRIC photo of a song, I repeat not a song recommendation like RM does but a lyric photo and the lyrics were so sweet. So ok I then went and check the song out, and here’s the thing as I was scrolling through the comments section I found out that it was a tronnor song/anthem meaning that it was a song dear to tronnor. Now if you don’t know who tronnor is, it’s basically a ship name between Troye Sivan and Connor Franta. Those two are gay, they both came out publicly on youtube. Troye is a singer/songwriter too and his songs are all about youth, love with a gay theme. Remember when RM and Jungkook covered his song, Fools?
Now I don’t think troye and connor dated but they were really close and fans really loved tronnor.
Yeah, so anyway ILYSB by Lani was a tronnor song, what do you think of this?

Ardyn Head Canon

OK so this has nagged at me for a long time now. When he finally reveals his true identity he states his full name with Lucis Caelum followed by “I need not tell you whom the name Izunia belongs to.” We all want to know who Izunia is…Except he carries it as a surname, replacing his family name. I don’t think Izunia is a person’s first name. I think it was a last name. Then my mind went Game of Thrones on me. What if this person was a brother…a bastard brother. Think of Jon Snow, unable to carry the name Stark due to his bastard title. Perhaps this fits Izunia. It would explain Ardyn’s disdain for Noctis’s bloodline especially if a bastard brother overthrew him and stole his name and Noctis is a descendant from this bloodline. This would warrant a 2000 year grudge to take down a family whom he felt had no legitimate claim to the throne.

Originally posted by hellolittlechocobo

THEORY TIME 3 (more spoilers)

ok its been about 2 hours and ive been thinking about nothing but gotham. lovely. SO:

WHAT WE KNOW

-ed knows oswald killed isabella, ed knows oswald loves him. dandy

-ed imagined himself stabbing oswald. also just….. dandy. :)

-ed did not actually stab oswald! its a step in the right direction at least!! (silver lining, people)

-oswald doesnt know ed knows he killed isabella

-ed is now teamed up with babs and tabs and butchie (i need a name for them)

-oswald does not know that ed is teamed up with his enemies. oh goodie.

WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW

-is ed actually betraying oswald

or

-is ed tricking BT&B

THINGS TO REMEMBER

-the entire “love is a weakness” spiel might come up again later (in what context idk? 

ed: “love was my weakness and i let myself be betrayed by you because of it.”

ed: “love was your weakness and you let yourself be betrayed by me because of it”

oswald: “love really is my greatest weakness, the only thing it’s brought is pain, im never going to love anyone again and im going to kill everyone forever, bye”

-”i would betray him in a heartbeat” - 2 options here

        1. it comes back in that it really was just a trick, eddie really meant it when         he said this and he would never ever betray oswald

        2. eddie was telling the truth here, he really would betray oswald at his               first chance

-”i would do anything for you oswald” (idk but this seemed PRETTY HEARTFELT to me). but just how far does “anything” really go??

-”good luck” in 3x05 in parallel with “remember that” from this episode. i mentioned this in a different post, but possibly the same kind of warning? a “everything is going to go wrong and itll seem like im betraying you but itll be fine in the end, love u bby, xoxo”

-eddie always has a plan, and he can always read people. babs is very obviously manipulating him; what does he really have to gain from helping them? they wont give him power after oswald is taken care of, and he knows that.

-very specific wording of “i dont want to kill oswald” (also “i want to take away everything he loves” but oswald doesnt love anything. except him. he should know that)

-ed looked super conflicted in that book award scene. after oswald talked to him, he came to some sort of decision. we dont know exactly what that decision was, whether it was to start forgiving oswald or fully commit to hating him forever. (im praying for the former)

MY PREDICTIONS/PERSONAL PET THEORY

-ed is actually just tricking BT&B. the way he acted in the sirens scene was odd to me; he didnt look genuine when he was telling them he wants to help them. plus that smile at the end looked completely faked/manipulative

-ed really does want to see oswald suffer, but he doesnt want him to really get hurt. he honestly cares about oswald (“youre my best friend as well”) but he also cared about isabelle (excuse me, isabellaaaa). he wants revenge and closure

-he’ll use BT&B to get his revenge (enter Elijah) then he’ll go back to oswald (”you needed to feel how i did, you needed to get your heart broken too, yadda yadda yadda, some big speech”)

-ed sees babs as a threat to his own/ozzies power/the general balance that needs to be taken care of ASAP (”what’s your motive”) and wants to do so by acting as a double agent. he can’t tell oswald because “your reactions needed to be genuine” (tbt)

HOW IT MIGHT TURN OUT

-absurd optimism:

ed really was just playing double agent like in 3x05, he comes back to oswald, they miraculously end up together and smooch and everything is heavenly

-logical pessimism:

ed really does hate oswald, he starts a war and does everything in his power to hurt him, they eventually end up in a neutral antagonism situation where theyll never be friends again but theyre not actively trying to kill each other so hey, thats a plus. ed goes full riddler, oz goes full penguin, they both turn into completely heartless supervillains and never care about anyone else ever again.

-other:

ed betrays both oswald and BT&B, takes power for himself. congrats, everyone hates you and you have no friends, good job loser. 

(-other other:

i really wish they would resolve that whole isabella nonsense and actually tell us whether or not she was a plant to cause drama b/w ed and ozzie. otherwise i guess itll just be left forever and she really is just an abnormally normal person. great.)


im tentatively non-pessimistic (bordering on cautiously optimistic). i still expect it to turn out in the worst most painful possible way, but there is a minuscule remote chance that it could end ok, or even almost happily! im going to hang onto this hope so i dont implode over the next 2 months. bye

RFA Valentines Week Day 5 6 BLEH 

So … Mr. Trust Fund Kid. (god dammit) 

(dont get me wrong i liked his route but he just irritates me for some reason) 

Anyways. 

Jumin’s pokemon team: 

  • Incineroar: Is there any real question here? 
    • Added bonus: It’s a nice intimidating bodyguard 
    • Zen sneezes and jumps into the air (as previously mentioned) before he even sEES Litten and Jumin is like “haha sucks” 
  • Persian: NOT the Alolan variant. 
    • Jumin saw them and he was like “ok im going to Kanto to get a normal one” 
    • Zen: WHY THO
    • Jumin: You wouldn’t understand
    • *endless bickering* 
  • Ninetales: THIS one is the Alolan variant. 
    • It’s named Elizabeth 3rd. 
    • Rika gives it to him. 
    • It is now the mascot of a good portion of C&R products. 
  • Delcatty: His first Pokemon. 
    • I don’t know much about pedigreed pets and shit but i am SURE that this Delcatty is the most purebred, perfect Delcatty in exISTENCE
  • Meowstic (M): Also one of Jumin’s (smaller) bodyguards. 
    • It does go a bit overboard with its psychic powers, but it’s only sent someone to the hospital once. 
    • Once. 
    • I promise. 
    • (also it does not show emotion like mr. han here) 
  • Cobalion: The most stoic, emotionless, steel type legendary you can possibly imagine? 
    • Yup. 
    • Mr. Jumin “What Are Emotions” Han has it. 
    • ((I kind of killed Cobalion by mistake during my playthrough of Black 2. Oops.)) 

(Jumin keeps his Pokemon in Luxury Balls because hes frickin loAD ed) 

Jumin: Poke Balls? Are those what commoners use to hold their Pokemon? 

Zen: Jumin your Litten started out in a Poke Ball 

Jumin: Oh, that? I had that Poke Ball you speak of replaced immediately. It didn’t match my suit. 

Zen: whA t th EF uc K

*endless bickering part two* 

also if you battle him and win he gives you more money than the rich kid trainers do

@mysticmessimagines

| yoosung | unknown | 707 | zen | jaehee | jumin |

What’s In a Name

So I had MAJOR feels after tonight Lucifer, and then I saw @iseeaskyfullofstars‘s tags on one of my posts saying they wanted to know how Lucifer learned Chloe’s middle name. And this little drabble emerged. 

DON’T READ UNTIL YOU’VE WATCHED THE EP!



“Lucifer, do you have a middle name?”

The egg sandwich in Lucifer’s hands never reached his mouth as he turned to look at the precocious child next to him. “Now why in the world would you want to know that?”

“Well, everyone has one! Mine’s Penelope, after my grandma.”

“Would you consider ‘devilishly handsome’ a middle name?”

Trixie just laughed. “No, silly.”

“Well then, I suppose it’s just Lucifer,” he said. “But tell me, child, does your mother have a middle name?”

“Of course she does!”

“Well, then…care to tell me, your old pal Lucifer?” he smiled.

“It’ll cost ya…”

Lucifer had to admit it: he admired her spunk. “Well, what’ll it be? I know you love your chocolate cake. Or money, you do love swindling me out of a few a Jefferson’s every now and again…”

“I want a new doll!”

“Upping the ante, I see? Good on you, love. Never settle. Fine, it’s yours. Now: what’s the name?”

Later that day, after Lucifer called her Detective CJ at the station, they both got an earful that night.

(Trixie still got her new doll).

Tagging the Luci-babes: @qqueenofhades @imhookedonaswan @fairytalesandtimetravel  @flipperbrain @cocohook38 @fergus80 @leatherjacketsandrum @lux-i-fer @luciferbl00dymorningstar @tmellis @prairiepirate @seethelovelyintheworld @unspoken-and-wild @whimsicallyenchantedrose @hooklineandswan @hopefulkillianheart @eala-captian @laschatzi @lala-mora @winterbythesea @captainswaan @captainswanandclintasha @ripplestitchskein @biancaros3 @true-loves-tackle @samaelthelightbringer @stardecker @dashingcaptainjones @killythecowardlypirate @profoundlyfadedprincess @coffeeshopcynic

ok now i demand papa nemo to be a thing and for him to spend time with emma and killian’s future children (also they were laying on the “dad-to-be” and “pirate and his son” vibes HARD, subtlety thy name is not ouat)

and for stabby junior to stop being stabby and hang out with killian and know even less about the modern world than he does

galacticconqueror  asked:

ok so i just got licked by a cow (he was trying to eat my jacket i think?) because i live by a cow farm now and they come up to the backyard fence and let me tell you cows have the most sticky spit ever. anyways the cow lik reminded me of you and your memeing.

my name is cow
and wen a pal
happens tu pass
my home corral

i treet them tu
my spit so stick
i taste their coat

galactic lik.

anonymous asked:

I left this blue hell site for a little bit and when I came back all I see is SHUS BULLSHIT WHAT 👏 THE 👏 FUCK 👏 SHU?!

i cant believe shu spent 3 games pining his ass off and then he had to go and do this. and you KNOW he was pining like a motherfucker, even before yuma showed up in more,blood shu was still having dreams about him and calling out his name and stuff. shu basically handed his girlfriend to him in more,blood and he followed him around in dark fate just to make sure he was safe. shu has offered up other people’s lives INCLUDING HIS OWN on multiple occassions just to make sure yuma was ok. READ MY LIPS shu was in love with yuma

im so legit sad……now ALL of yuma’s friends from his past are dead……i need to go clean my bedroom floor so i can lay down on it without worrying about dust

IMPORTANT

hullo hullo it’s ya boi back again with an important announcement

today i am coming out to friends (both on and off the internet) that I am a trans boy. hi. I am thinking of changing my name but grace still works at the moment because I don’t know what to change it to.

so yeah he/him pronouns please (they/them also works ok if you’d prefer that too!)

hi, my one follower,

I am toomuchjams but not anymore, just want to let you know I changed my url to kingnochu because my last one was giving me grammatical nightmares

thanks, love from not toomuchjams anymore my name is now kingnochu

Who calls who JoJo?
  • Kakyoin: Hi, I'm Kakyoin, and I'm with my JoJo, Jotaro. Now, I know his last name isn't Joestar, but he is part of the Joestar tree. And often I do let the name JoJo slip. Ok, more like on purpose. Because Jotaro HATES being called JoJo.
  • Caesar: Hey, my name is Caesar and my... JoJo, is Joseph. I call him Joseph, JoJo on occasion, when we're on friendly terms, which is only 10% of the time. Other than that his name is shit head, jerk, or fucker.
  • Dio: Hello, my name is Dio Brando and I'm with JoJo. The Original, Jonathan. As for the other two I never call JoJo by his name. Unless I'm pissed off at him, but usually I just like to torture him and make his life miserable.