ok now back to the ton of work im supposed to be doing oops

100 Dialogue Prompts: Part 2

We did it amigos. Another list! I am so grateful that you all are sharing your ideas to help inspire others (faith in humanity restored)

  1. “Where is my fucking pudding?!”
  2. “I thought we agreed to never use butter for that reason again…”
  3. “Well if it’s the guy who never shuts up about toilet paper!”
  4. “Honey, did you see my sniper rifle?”
  5. “Oops…”
  6. “God damn it he died. Whatever. Just leave him there.”
  7. “Listen, I know you’re upset, but please put down the baking soda before someone gets hurt.”
  8. “Look, about the monkey…”
  9. “I don’t understand! I only used a finger.”
  10. “It’s not as hard as you think, I promise.”
  11. “well this is what i call hell of a night”
  12. “How could an entire school disappear?”
  13. “What do you mean the brownies are "not quite brownies”?“
  14. "Yes, I understand that its cool, but why does your toaster have wings?” “Well its alive of course. It flies.”
  15. “Don’t turn that on!”
  16. “Wait…I’m also- technically- underage and you’re a stranger…should I be screaming also?”
  17. “I though you meant "literally” metaphorically. “
  18. "Ok so don’t get mad but I might have started a war.”
  19. “Good morning… I see the assassins failed again.”
  20. “You’re a murderer, how are you working at a hospital?”
  21. “That cat just stole my cereal!”
  22. “Did you see that? Please tell me you saw it.”
  23. “Hey, can you stop shooting people right now? We’re trying to sleep.”
  24. “THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS KEITH!”
  25. “If you think I’m leaving you and your demon eyes and evil horns you’re wrong.”
  26. “What do you mean, this isn’t Earth?”
  27. “Damn it, ____! Not peanuts again!”
  28. “Why did I just press the big red button?”
  29. “So tell me again why this dead body is being sent to Goodwill?”
  30. “Lucifer, I know that we said we would share rent but you never said anything about your brother living with us.”
  31. “God dammit, I’m supposed to be a bat! Why the hell am I a possum, Karen?!”
  32. “Sarah, where’s the dog?” “Up in space?”
  33. “You had only one job and it wasn’t even a difficult task, but seriously, how did you end up like this!?”
  34. “Well I never said I WASN’T going to kill the bartender …”
  35. “I mean, it was only a small eldritch being, so it wasn’t that bad…”
  36. “Hold me back bro!”
  37. “I think there’s a new lifeform evolving in my fridge.”
  38. “WHAT THE FUCK?!”
  39. “Can we have lunch now, or do you still want to continue looking at dead people?”
  40. “I can’t believe you ate my cheese…we’re over”
  41. “Sometimes I wonder why we’re still friends.” “Because I turned you into a cyborg after being shredded by an explosion and you owe me.” “…Fair enough.”
  42. “Well, I didn’t quite expect to wake up pregnant either and yet… here we are, so can you please pass me that can of bread?”
  43. “Ok, I know I said ‘You can throw a hairbrush at them’, but I didn’t actually mean it!”
  44. “When I told you to feed the dog I didn’t expect you to feed him the neighbors cat.”
  45. “Clearly, you’ve never gotten rid of a body before…”
  46. “This sort of thing never happened when I was dating your brother.”
  47. Sometimes, I wonder about you. And then I worry.“
  48. ” Wait, wait, wait, start from the very beginning. how did you manage to set the house on fire with that??“
  49. "For fucks sake, dude, how many times do I have to tell you that that’s not what penises are for?”
  50. “One woman’s terrorist is another woman’s freedom fighter.”
  51. “This isn’t right… the humans shouldn’t be able to move on their own.”
  52. “Why is unicorn blood on our shopping list?”
  53. “Must you unhinge your jaw like that when you eat? It’s disgusting.”
  54. “You’ve violated the law, my trust, and your friend. Tell me, why should I believe anything you say?”
  55. “No, no don’t open the fridge, I need to keep they eyeballs cold.”
  56. “did he break his jaw again by falling down a flight of stairs?” “Passive aggressive much?”
  57. “For the last time, put the declaration of independence back!”
  58. "That isn’t permanent, right?”
  59. “You know, ripping someone’s beating heart right out of their chest with your bare hand looks cool in anime, but irl it’s just unsanitary…”
  60. “She didn’t tell you” “Tell me what” “He’s dead”
  61. “But his dad is an asshole–” “HIS AUTHOR IS AN ASSHOLE”
  62. “You are here and you haven’t tried to kill me yet. You must want something from me.”
  63. “The salesperson made a flying tentacle monster sound a lot more alluring, I swear!”
  64. “Okay…the radiator just growled at me”
  65. “Dude, were you listening to me? Why are you barking?” “I’m not barking. I thought YOU were barking!”
  66. “How did you get that bump on your lip”
  67. “Buddy. You need to chill, and put that knife away before I get out my gun.”
  68. “ ” I dare you to take your shirt off" “ no” “ I doubledare you” “No” “I tripledare you” “ god dammit Steve , im not wearing a Shirt!”“
  69. "Why the fuck are there founding fathers in our living room”
  70. “Girls only say 'I will not dignify that with a response.’ when they’ve done the thing you’ve just accused them of.” “Do you know this, because you’ve done it?” “I will not dignify that with a response.”
  71. “They think we’re terrible but really we’re only mediocre”
  72. “You’d think by now we’d stop bringing death into these things. Look at them, they have anxiety!”
  73. “Ok, first of all asshat, stop touching me. Second, that is never going to work out! Third, stop TOUCHING me.”
  74. “So if I do understand, you’re telling me that you created insects robots. The same one that destroyed the city. ”
  75. “Why is THIS in your fridge? This is some serious contraband.”
  76. “Please tell me you’re joking about marrying the bastard’s son we call Satan.” “ Don’t talk about your mother like that!!”
  77. “Did you explode the microwave again?!”
  78. "Honey where’s the dog?” “Like I said, I’m making a smoothie.”
  79. “Fifteen bucks you can’t hook up with Satan.” “Make it twenty.”
  80. “I don’t know, maybe because he has some semblance of taste?
  81. "What could possibly make you think eating three tons of cheese for the mice in radiation-test labs was okay?!”
  82. “Who actually let the dogs out?”
  83. “Hey, you don’t know how many bodies are buried in my backyard.”
  84. “I told you to kill me.” “I did. Just this morning.” “Well, shit!”
  85. “So… This isn’t the end, is it? I mean I still want to hang out with you at least. Maybe go for another space adventure, hm?”
  86. “I’m sorry, it was the HEAT OF THE MOMENT,”
  87. "Hey, wanna go out for a romantic moonlight killing spree?”
  88. “So, you’re into …..? Huh, I never would’ve known.”
  89. “Did you hear that scream?” “Yes, I’m the one who screamed”
  90. “What are you doing?”
  91. “But really, why would anyone need two dozen armadillos?”
  92. “You can’t keep 'solving’ your problems by going to another dimension!”
  93. “I still can’t believe you assassinated a unicorn.”
  94. “Wait, you have FOUR knives?” “No, no. I have four knives ON me.”
  95. “I’ve killed a man using only a copy of Hamlet and a computer mouse. I am NOT afraid of you!" 
  96. "What the hell are those?”
  97. “Are you sure you’re not an arsonist?”
  98. “I know, right? You’d suspect any of them of secretly being an alien, but not…”
  99. “Why didn’t you stop?”
  100. “So, start explaining why there are dozens of puppies in my guest room.”

Let’s make another list. Part 3! Leave a reply and don’t forget the double quotes “”. I want to give everyone a chance to contribute to our community. So as always, one prompt per amigo. Dankje! 

Studying With Mingyu, Seungcheol, and Jisoo

This is basically just fluff, fluff, and more fluff :’) happy reading! (also it’s low-key ironic b/c i wrote this when i was supposed to be studying for a math test oops.)

- Admin Erin


Mingyu 

Originally posted by mountean

  • i feel like Mingyu would be the kind of friend who tries to stay focused but just can’t bring himself to sit still and be quiet when one of his friends is with him???
  • like if he was by himself he would be fine but nO
  • his best friend (you) who also happens to be his crush since forever ago had to have dragged him along to the cafe on campus to study
  • he’d plug his earphones in and be all relaxed and stuff but that’s until you start asking him for help on a few problems
  • his concentration would be dragged away from his laptop screen (not that he would mind it)
  • oh and sNACKS
  • and coffee
  • LOTS OF COFFEE
  • once you tell him you understand the problem he’ll continue to check on you (aka pester you) every few minutes 
  • it low-key pisses you off but at the same time 
  • it makes you v happy that he cares :’)
  • and just imAGINE
  • “hey mingyu, could you help me out with this?” 
  • and he looks up at you with thOSE EYES
  • and a little teasing smirk on his face like
  • “do you need me to help you with everything?” 
  • and when you protest (”no of course not now shut up and help me”) he’ll chuckle and shake his head slightly
  • “i’m just kidding. geez”


Seungcheol

Originally posted by coupd

  • oml i just got so inspired by ^^ that gif
  • i feel like you wouldn’t really need help, but instead you were just working on a research paper or project that you’re really determined to finish
  • and of course you need someone to keep you company while you work (aka someone to help you not get distracted)
  • and so you drag seungcheol to this nice little picnic table on campus, pull out your laptop, and start working
  • your conversation is as follows:
  • “why’d you bring me here if you’re not even gonna talk to me??”
  • “because you need to keep me on task.”
  • and then he flops to the grass and lets out the most irritated groan you have ever heard like
  • you’re scared he’s gonna scold you like that one time you interrupted him as he was writing some lyrics
  • “please seungcheol??” 
  • he doesn’t reply and you roll your eyes, returning your attention the computer screen
  • he lets you work for about fifteen minutes before he stands up and gives you a back hug, resting his chin on top of your head 
  • “i’m bored”
  • “so am i” is all you say as you continue writing
  • “well, i’ll entertain you then” 
  • and then he starts tickling your sides and as your best friend, he knows how ticklish you are there
  • so basically studying with intermittent tickle fights
  • IM SORRY IM TRASH FOR FLUFFY SEUNGCHEOL


Jisoo

Originally posted by visual-17

  • OK SO i have a friend who’s taking Intro to Psychology and 
  • this was basically inspired by one of her snaps (on snapchat lol)
  • so after classes one day, when you’re heading to your job at this preschool you work at, Jisoo comes up to you
  • y’all haven’t really talked before now so you’re kinda shy ://
  • “hi, I’m Joshua. you’re y/n, right?”
  • tbh you feel a bit pleased that he knows who you only have Theology with him and that class has a crap ton of ppl
  • you agree and he smiles, showing off his cat eyes and you realize that wOW he’s really cute!!
  • “um… y/n, i was wondering if you could help me out with a project?? you work at the daycare near here, right?”
  • “yeah… why????” (ok this dude is cute as hell but how does he know where you work…)
  • “ah, um, for my psychology class we’re doing this thing where i have to observe little kids, so i didn’t want to seem strange, just walking in without telling someone, so i thought that i should ask you first”
  • HES A GENTLEMAN TOO OML
  • “of course! i was just heading there now”
  • when you get there, the little kids all crowd around you (you’re secretly their favorite) 
  • “okay everyone, this is Mr. Joshua, he’s-”
  • “is he your boyfriend??” one of the little girls, Catherine, asks, and a blush spreads across your cheeks like freaking wildfire
  • “nononono, he’sjustheretoworkonsomethingforhisschool!”
  • you spoke way too fast and awkwardly b/c now all the children are jumping around and shouting “ms. y/n has a crush”
  • so let’s just skip the awkwardness between you and joshua and get to the fluff
  • so the little kids adjust to him and they absolutely LOVE HIM
  • when it’s time for their nap he lies down next to one little boy he’s really taken a liking to and he sings a lullaby to him to help him fall asleep and wOW
  • he’s a gentleman, cute, and he can sing exceptionally well!!!
  • in the end, he falls asleep on the floor with the kid and it’s probably the cutest thing you’ve ever seen in your life
  • holy crap this got really long i’ll stop here before i wreck my bias list even more lol