that feel when none of the ereriweek prompts strike ur fancy so u write a generic canonverse oneshot and post it like a week before
i was talking w my waifu cissyswonderland on skype once and she was like yooo u should write a fic where levi’s going gray and now, three hundred years later, here it is. short as balls and also pointlessly fluffy im gomen
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As if to mock him, it appears exactly a week after Levi’s celebrated his 40th birthday. A single gray hair.
ok im trying to sleep but i was thinking about ftm dave and like hear me out; ur bod is supposed to hit full potential when you hit god tier right? imperfections go away? so if the game reads dave as male, and rightfully so, what if hitting god tier is like insta-transition bc the game is “fixing” his body.
what if malfurion, in his wangst over cenarius, somehows alienates everyone he knows and loves and witnesses illidan returning to his illdari who are overjoyed to see him and illidan is just as happy to see them, and mal realises how he’s fucked up
(and then illidan lives up to what the naaru prophesised and malfurion has a wee b.s.o.d because he’s so used to fixing azeroth and then his brother, who he cannot accept because Demon, is suddenly the hero)
(i just want malfurion to be taken down a few pegs ok)
A/N: Yup, I’m coming back with full on smut bitches. So hide your phone from your grandparents because this is going to be a gooooood one ;)
Request: Could you please write one about your first time with newt and him being all cautious but you just want him to go crazy and then he does
Can you do a really cute Newt imagine where they’ve both been in the Glade since the beginning, and they have to have their first banishment of someone and they were both good friends with the kid banished and like he’s just comforting her?
I was sitting at the table full of Keepers, looking down at my lap and twiddling my thumbs together. I wasn’t paying attention to this meeting, and I felt like it was clear to everyone else that I wasn’t either.
We were all here because we had to figure out what to do with Kyle… Earlier today he attacked me. I was walking the perimeter of the glade when he ran out of the West entrance screaming my name, then jumped at me, knocking me over the first moment he saw me. Everytime I blinked I could see the crazed look in his eyes when he was trying to kill me. When I screamed for help I felt like no one would come to get me in time…and that Kyle would just kill me. That wasn’t the case though, Minho and Ben were on their way out of the maze when they saw Kyle strangling me. If it weren’t for those two I’d probably be dead.