ok im sleeping i think

daichi just wants to watch the movie in peace


Did you arrest him because of what I said? Only in part. But it helped? Yeah.


My Brother, My Brother, and Me (dir. J.D. Amato, 2017)



There. The blushy Jot you wanted. u:< Now go to sleep. I’m dying. LMAO

[fic] gray hairs and all [1/1]

(ao3 link)
rating: t

that feel when none of the ereriweek prompts strike ur fancy so u write a generic canonverse oneshot and post it like a week before  ┐(´д`)┌

i was talking w my waifu cissyswonderland on skype once and she was like yooo u should write a fic where levi’s going gray and now, three hundred years later, here it is. short as balls and also pointlessly fluffy im gomen

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As if to mock him, it appears exactly a week after Levi’s celebrated his 40th birthday. A single gray hair.

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ANYWAYS ya girl was up at 3 this morning thinking abt Car Boys & junk so I went & made a playlist that I wanted to share bc Im actually proud of it it makes me happy


but i’m pretty sure you already knew that.

rip me

what if malfurion, in his wangst over cenarius, somehows alienates everyone he knows and loves and witnesses illidan returning to his illdari who are overjoyed to see him and illidan is just as happy to see them, and mal realises how he’s fucked up

(and then illidan lives up to what the naaru prophesised and malfurion has a wee b.s.o.d because he’s so used to fixing azeroth and then his brother, who he cannot accept because Demon, is suddenly the hero)

(i just want malfurion to be taken down a few pegs ok)

Imagine #86

Character: Newt

Rating: M

Words: 2,508

Warning: Smut

A/N: Yup, I’m coming back with full on smut bitches. So hide your phone from your grandparents because this is going to be a gooooood one ;)

Request: Could you please write one about your first time with newt and him being all cautious but you just want him to go crazy and then he does


Can you do a really cute Newt imagine where they’ve both been in the Glade since the beginning, and they have to have their first banishment of someone and they were both good friends with the kid banished and like he’s just comforting her?


I was sitting at the table full of Keepers, looking down at my lap and twiddling my thumbs together. I wasn’t paying attention to this meeting, and I felt like it was clear to everyone else that I wasn’t either. 

We were all here because we had to figure out what to do with Kyle… Earlier today he attacked me. I was walking the perimeter of the glade when he ran out of the West entrance screaming my name, then jumped at me, knocking me over the first moment he saw me. Everytime I blinked I could see the crazed look in his eyes when he was trying to kill me. When I screamed for help I felt like no one would come to get me in time…and that Kyle would just kill me. That wasn’t the case though, Minho and Ben were on their way out of the maze when they saw Kyle strangling me. If it weren’t for those two I’d probably be dead. 

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Happy moms 

I’ve never really gotten into homestuck, but this au made by polyglotplatypus is pretty snazzy :P