ok idk who else

So, I just hit 3.1k!!! I don’t really know what to say, other than thank you!! I have no idea what made you follow this mess of a blog, but it means a lot. Here is a little something that I decided to do to celebrate this milestone.


RULES:

  • mbf this Sirius trash 
  • reblog this post (likes only count as bookmarks)
  • maybe check out my creations
  • must get at least 30 notes or i’ll lock myself up in azkaban 
  • deadline for entries: July 31st
  • there will be one winner and two runner ups for each category
  • if you have any questions, please message me

CATEGORIES:

  • best url
  • best mobile theme
  • best desktop theme 
  • best harry potter blog
  • best multifandom blog
  • best creations*
  • rising star**

* put your edits tag in the tags to be considered for this award 

** only for bloggers with less than 1.5k followers  please submit a screenshot of your follower count here

AWARDS:

  • follow from me if i’m not following you already, my eternal love and friendship
  • winners: 5 promos upon request, archive moodboard/edit upon request 
  • runner ups: an edit upon request and 3 promos upon request

ted tonks hcs bc why not:

  • was going to be a rugby player when he grew up
  • like. his dad used to love it and had that kinda build anyway and would coach ted as he grew up
  • ted goes to a little league after school and his family would crowd around the tv on weekends and watch the game
  • comes from a family of woodcutters. i’m serious
  • grows up watching his dad chop wood and swinging a lil tiny axe of his own and working with like. miniature pieces of wood
  • never had very much?? but had like. the ideal childhood
  • i’m talking living in a cottage in the woods and going to a tiny state school, getting real muddy from trainings and running through bluebell-scattered meadows until his lungs were raw
  • one day he’s working in the yard w his dad when he’s like ten and he stops chopping wood and his dad’s like ‘what’s wrong ted?’ and he sighs and is like ‘dad. i just don’t understand’
  • ‘don’t understand what buddy??’
  • ‘why we have to chop wood when we can just do this’
  • and he makes a really sharp chopping movement with his arm
  • and five feet away the massive hunk of oak his dad’s been hacking away at for the past two hours just. splits clean in half
  • his dad’s mouth is agape and he calls into the cottage like ‘sweetheart! come out here, would you??’
  • and they puzzle around ted for a while and try to work out the kinks but within five minutes of looking at him with really quizzical expressions theyr just like. holy fuck our kid is amazing.
  • and by this time ted is not only smart enough but humble enough to keep it under wraps and he doesn’t even have to do it for very long anyway
  • bc a year a later they get the letter from mcgongall and ted’s dad calls him out to the living room of the cottage and they all start screaming and hugging and crying bc. their little teddy is going to magic school
  • heads straight off to scotland and starts at hogwarts and he fucking loves it
  • like care of magical creatures and herbology and anything v outdoors-y. it reminds him of home
  • he does get v homesick ngl
  • esp for his mum
  • and coming from such a tiny, well-knit community as well?? he really struggled to leave behind all the friends he’d grown up with. his rugby team in particular.
  • but the lie was easy to get around considering that his parents just say that they’re sending him off to a larger boarding school near london where he can pursue rugby
  • and ted was kinda a primary school heartthrob anyway and like. it doesn’t help when he comes back during the holidays looking gorgeous and cheeky and several feet taller than the last time
  • he is. well. he’s gorgeous
  • he grows up before he grows out so there are a few years around the 14-year-old mark when he’s v tall and v lanky but only a few people can tell that he’s set to be one of the most broad-shouldered fucks in the grade
  • and by the time he’s sixteen. well.
  • he gives andromeda black a fucking heart attack
  • bc he waltzes into school on the first day of sixth year and he’s all 6ft and broad, broad shoulders and sandy-coloured hair, these really cheeky bright green eyes and a roguish grin that’s so shit-eating it’s no wonder half the school go into cardiac arrest
  • he practically lives in flannel shirts ngl
  • and it’s not really a surprise that he’s a hufflepuff?? bc like
  • he practically lives in the kitchens and thrives off the warmth and light of it
  • gave quidditch a shot on the recommendation of the school considering the fact that he’d make a great keeper but?? doesn’t really get into it
  • it’s not the same as rugby and he can respect that but it’s not enough for him to get on a broom
  • he’s kinda traditional and straight-laced?? idk it’s just the way his mum raised him
  • courts girls v ceremoniously and has a thing abt flowers and where to buy the best ones in season
  • but yes. holds the door opens, pulls out the chair for them to sit down on, offers to take their coat, etc.
  • classic 1950’s gentlemen ok
  • patronus is probably some kind of terrier let’s be honest
  • struggles w andromeda bc. here he has the most amazing, beautiful woman and he’s just. so enamoured w her but he can’t do anything abt it??
  • he wants to give her all the best things in life and everything that she deserves but he can’t
  • he can’t take her out on dates, he can’t leave her flowers, he can’t tell her he loves her
  • and he respects her boundaries and waits for her every day but it still hurts
  • it hurts not to be with her
  • and that’s how he knows he’s in love with her
  • it’s probably like when they’re sitting at their respective house tables and she’s w her sisters and he’s w his mates and they lock eyes and he’s grinning at her but she can’t smile back
  • and it kills him and the fact that it hurts him so bad just makes him go ‘fuck it’
  • and that’s when he knows
  • goes home as often as he can to visit his parents
  • really wanted a little sister when he was younger and was like?? probably really close to getting one
  • but his mum got sick when he was in hogwarts, when ted’s around the 16/17 mark
  • and she dies and the most lost he’s ever felt is when he’s back in the house w his dad and she’s not there
  • it’s so empty and cold and quiet. like. so fucking quiet
  • his mum probably only met andy once before she died and even though she never got to see them get married she like. fucking knew
  • she fucking knew it and ted tears his whole room apart bc she knew. she knew even when he didn’t. even when none of them knew
  • and he stands in the church yard on the day of the funeral
  • and the grass is incredibly green and the day is incredibly bleak and grey and his dad has never looked so old in his life
  • but across the graveyard he can see this really dark, muddied figure
  • and she makes her way towards him and her hair is braided out of her face and her eyes are red and her face is ashen and tight
  • she’s dressed all in black and moves v softly
  • and then andromeda black is standing right in front of him and ted can’t breathe
  • but she reaches out to him and even though she’s several feet shorter than him she doesn’t waver as she holds him and he sobs raggedly into her shoulder
  • she was always the strongest out of the two of them. the most unbreakable. and she holds him and holds him and holds him in that sea of green and grey and doesn’t let go
  • he gets out of the grief of it the only way he knows how. out and through.
  • and with andy holding his hand and several hundred cups of tea he’s like. not ok but he knows that he will be, one day.
  • he was probably a really good photographer?? like he gets v invested in the world of film photography and fucking loves it
  • has no idea what he wants to do when he grows up but again. loves the idea of photography
  • probably that fucker who loves camping in the countryside i’m not even joking
  • revels in his v simple lifestyle and wants nothing more for himself
  • nor does he want anything more for andromeda
  • ted represents everything she could ever want, simplicity and safety and freedom
  • i think one of the first dates he ever takes her on once they’re out of hogwarts would probably be horseback riding and i mean. come on
  • she’s like ‘is this fucker for real’
  • they’re both like. nineteen when baby tonks is born and she’s sleeping rlly soundly in andy’s arms and her hair is just changing softly, pink, blue, pink, blush, purple, mint, and back to pink again
  • and they both wondered how they managed to make something so little, so perfect
  • and she’s the closest thing to the little sister he always wanted but she’s not. she’s his. and she’s better. and he loves her.
  • i mean. loves her. adores her. adores watching her grow up, takes such good care of her, encourages her idiosyncrasies and teaches her to ride a bike and plays rugby with her, watches her climb trees and buys her a scooter for her fifth birthday
  • and one day they’re all together in that little cottage on the edge of the woods and like.
  • they’re all there
  • and they’re all together
  • and it’s the happiest he’s ever been in his life
  • basically hot af broad-shouldered ted tonks with his roguish grin and steady hands and a heart of gold

Has the LGBTQ community even heard the song “We’re All In This Together”?

2017 Phan

I like how the phandom has decided that 2017 is the year Dan and Phil will come out, move and get a dog (also possibly get married but like honestly isn’t that supposed to happen in 2022?). And whenever Dan and Phil say they’ll do anything (upload a video, do a joint lveshow etc) we get really excited and we’re like ‘YES, this is IT, guys. They are coming out as a couple. They are anouncing that they got a puppy, they got engaged and that they will soon move. I know it. I just KNOW it. I CAN FEEL IT!’. And then it ends up being just another pleasant, domestic, funny video and we just stand there like ‘wut’ for a bit and then we find a new thing to scream about (eg THEY WERE NOT WEARING ANY PANTS)

// I laugh by myself and my voice sounds funny bc cold ykno

listen and obey

warnings; smut, language, rough sex, officer kink, dom/sub, dom!owen, sub!reader, spanking, choking, doggystyle, oral sex, anal, handcuffs, daddy kink, hate sex (almost), ddlg, literally the smuttiest au ever

summary; You swore you would be good but forgetting you had accidentally placed a pair of sunglasses in your pocket doesn’t technically count as shoplifting, right? or the one where you accidentally shoplift something and end up in a cell for the night but the officer watching you is pretty hot

“Look, please. I didn’t mean to steal the sunglasses! It wasn’t my fault, I just happened to forget I put them in my pocket! Just let me go home please!” The officer wouldn’t listen to your pleas and continued to ignore you from his desk.

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url change + new tracking tag

it’s been a long time coming but it’s finally hereeee lmao

alyxhathaway11 >>>> childes

cause this one I think is more of my brand tbh (or my fave word at least)

also now solely tracking #usercsea !!!

tag me in everything okay i wanna yell at you about how talented u r!! also, maybe signal boost to spread the word??

anonymous asked:

Concept: A rom com with Avan Jogia Harry Styles Zoë kravitz Zendaya Jake Gyllenhaal (add more celebrities bc idk who else)

ok……. yes……. what will it be about

1.
he turns in with the tide.

2.
you swear you’ve seen this beach before
on your feet. a pistol in hand. in the sand.
on your back / your knees / his thighs
his knife / this glass / your blood /

3. 
oh, your blood.
oh, this love.
oh, his indifference face it,
he’s got some intimacy issues.
hell, his intimacy issues
have intimacy issues.

4.
cuts to the core. still don’t touch.
to the marrow / the bone / the shards
still in your knees / his thighs / 
his eyes are something tender.
his teeth, sharp glass.
his heart, well, honey that’s
something else entirely.

5.
you’ll build him a monument of bodies.
a church / a funeral pyre / a holy place
on the beach / on the beach / on the -
the heat orb rises. it rises
scrapes the sky, 
drains into the sea.

6.
your fingertips are charred.
if you touch him / will it burn?
if you touch him / will it
make you bleed?

7. 
you hope it does.
you hope / it does.

8. 
your nightmares have teeth.
they wash out with the tide.

—  MEMORIES TO BREAK // h.x.l.
(dear @slaughtervoid)