you have to have a very high IQ to understand OK KO. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Mr. Gar’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike OK KO truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rad’s existential catchphrase “Blorp,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Ian Jones-Quartey’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
just got home from my late bday celebration with the fam! ☺️ here’s some random selfies bec i’ve been feeling real good recently and i also love my new top that matches one of the snapchat filters so yeah ✨
So, I just hit 3.1k!!! I don’t really know what to say, other than thank you!! I have no idea what made you follow this mess of a blog, but it means a lot. Here is a little something that I decided to do to celebrate this milestone.
I like how the phandom has decided that 2017 is the year Dan and Phil will come out, move and get a dog (also possibly get married but like honestly isn’t that supposed to happen in 2022?). And whenever Dan and Phil say they’ll do anything (upload a video, do a joint lveshow etc) we get really excited and we’re like ‘YES, this is IT, guys. They are coming out as a couple. They are anouncing that they got a puppy, they got engaged and that they will soon move. I know it. I just KNOW it. I CAN FEEL IT!’. And then it ends up being just another pleasant, domestic, funny video and we just stand there like ‘wut’ for a bit and then we find a new thing to scream about (eg THEY WERE NOT WEARING ANY PANTS)
having superpowers can be not so super when the girl you like doesn’t even know your name.
superpower is being super useless.”
Nozomi.” Nico groaned. They had cleaning duty again and Nico wanted to run home
as soon as she could and if Nozomi kept fooling around she wouldn’t be able to.
She seemed to be quite cheerful today and Nico didn’t know if she liked that.
Cleaning duty wasn’t that bad but when it came with Nozomi it seemed to be. It
wasn’t like she hated her or anything (they had a weird friendship thing going
on) but she couldn’t feel safe around her. She couldn’t trust mind-readers, it
was against her nature.
warnings;smut, language, rough sex, officer kink, dom/sub, dom!owen, sub!reader, spanking, choking, doggystyle, oral sex, anal, handcuffs, daddy kink, hate sex (almost), ddlg, literally the smuttiest au ever
summary;You swore you would be good but forgetting you had accidentally placed a pair of sunglasses in your pocket doesn’t technically count as shoplifting, right?
or the one where you accidentally shoplift something and end up in a cell for the night but the officer watching you is pretty hot
“Look, please. I didn’t mean to steal the sunglasses! It wasn’t my fault, I just happened to forget I put them in my pocket! Just let me go home please!” The officer wouldn’t listen to your pleas and continued to ignore you from his desk.
if u ever wanna understand how frustrating talking with me is like, once i was having a . conversation with someone nd they had said something that for some reason, i couldnt find any way to respond to, so instead of laughing nd changing the subject i just literally, walked away, like i didnt know what to say so i just left thats, how talking to me is like