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This is part of a collab with @sketch-please, who i am completely honored to be working with. I wrote this from a prompt given by @deducing-nerds, and now Hanna is going to draw something for it! please enjoy, comments and criticisms are much appreciated. Read it on ao3

This was… odd for them. The gently shifting sunlight and warm, gentle breeze wasn’t out of place, Samwell was known for it’s extraordinarily beautiful campus and it was no surprise that it would be almost poetically gorgeous on an afternoon in late May, no, that was hardly the strange part. What was strange was that they were there, together, not fighting for once in their lives. It was a first date, and Derek was determined to make it as ‘chill’ as possible. No pressure, no fancy clothes or restaurants or high expectations: just them, together, together.

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❤ ★ “I’m great with kids. I think I’m still a big giant kid. I understand them and usually we’re the same size” - Amy Meredith Poehler, born September 16th 1971 ★ ❤

anonymous asked:

Omg, ok, bartender!au. I'm imagine what kind of bartender each of them are. Seokjin is the type that makes sure everyone has a ride home, and knows when to cut you off from your next shot. Every girl writes their number on the check when he serves them. Yoongi won't allow you to have a pity party. He tells you that you need to get off your ass and prove everyone wrong. He sounds harsh, but as you leave, motivated (probably through a bit of anger from his words), you don't see his proud glint in

his eyes. He actually can’t wait to see you come back, slamming your hand on the table and proving him that you’re better than everyone expected. He’s secretly hates seeing people coming in to get drunk. Hoseok is the type to listen to everything you have to say and his goal is to make you smile before you walk out that door. He’s attentive and secretly slowly dilutes your drink as you talk. He knows what to say to make you see that the world has not ended. Namjoon is the type of bartender that

will have deep talks with you even after closing and leave you drunk and maybe confused, but somehow extremely satisfying and you end up coming back for more. Taehyung is the type that makes you forget without the alcohol. He makes you laugh, makes you excited, gets you off that stool and go out and have fun. It’s not just to forget, but release your stress before you’re ready to get back out there. He makes sure that your smile is not fake and any tears welled up in your eyes are from laughing

too hard. Jimin is the type of bartender that takes good care of you. He might have indulged in your sadness as you demand for more and more before you’re so drunk, you think your ankles have turned to lead. He’s the type to watch out for you until closing and finds a way to take you home safely and securely, without others to disturb you. He’ll make sure you in the door, on your couch, with a blanket over you, and water and painkillers for the morning beside you with a note. He never thought to

take advantage of you. But you have to wonder, how the hell was he able to lock the door if he put your keys back on your coffee table? Obviously, he’s had to do this many many many times for many many many people. Jungkook is too shy to talk to you, but you’re super sad and pretty so he’s really upset that you’re upset. He watches over you. He secretly keeps guys away from you, he also slowly dilutes your drink, and he gets someone else to take over his shift when you walk out so he knows you

got home safe, or at least a friend came to take you home, or you got into a taxi. He also makes sure the bouncer will watch out for you the next time you come in. He’s not satisfied until the next time you come in is to have a good time. So tell me missy, which is your favorite type of bartender?!

OKAY FIRST OFF, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU???

SECOND, HOW DARE YOU???

THIRD, YOU DARED???

FOURTH, I LOVE ALL OF THEM ARE YOU KIDDING ME LIKE I HAD A SOFT SPOT FOR JIN, THEN I WANT TO RULE THE WORLD WITH YOONGI, THEN I WANT HOSEOK TO HOLD ME CLOSE AND JUST HUG ME BETTER, THEN I WANT NAMJOON TO TALK TO ME UNTIL I CAN’T TALK ANYMORE THEN I WANT TAEHYUNG TO MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD I CAN’T BREATHE AND THEN JIMIN TO TAKE ME HOME AND CUDDLE ME TO SLEEP THEN I WANT JUNGKOOK TO MAKE SURE NOTHING HAPPENS TO ME LIKE

CAN I HAVE THEM ALL???

FIFTH, I’M GOING TO GET BACK AT YOU BY WRITING ALL OF THESE OUT INTO A BARTERNDER!BTS SERIES SO SCREW!!! YOU!!! (AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL MIND BUT I STILL LOVE HATE YOU!!!))

Shoutout to all the people out there with misophonia or any other sound sensitivity problem that involves food

To the people who can’t be with their family’s on holidays because of this

To the people who’s families don’t understand why they can’t eat with the rest of them

To the people who lash out and get angry and to the people who hold it all in so their family doesn’t make fun of them

To the people who are an anxious mess

To the people who will spend more time angry and afraid then having family fun times

Holidays, especially thanksgiving can be an absolute nightmare for us and I want you to know I’m proud of you its really hard I know firsthand

And @ others, if someone asks you to stop chewing loudly or something do not mock them or do it louder. You’ll never know how damaging that can be

The Last Texts I Got From The Signs
  • Aries: Oh my... What the hell happened?
  • Taurus: GIVE ME SONG IDEASS
  • Gemini: I told you... You can't trust them.
  • Cancer: On my way home... From headquarters.
  • Leo: It's ok *gives hugs*
  • Virgo: ;)
  • Libra: This is Anna... (sorry I didn't text you back Anna...)
  • Scorpio: Sup
  • Sagittarius: oh I'm sorry and DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT HIM UP FOR YOU lol
  • Capricorn: I assumed you wouldn't say that
  • Aquarius: Uuugh ew I forgot about the conferences. I always hate them because they're so awkward and I'm just kind of like "Here is a test I did...Please stare at it...Because I am proud of it? And I am proud because...I...Am smart." I mean...What am I supposed to say? It has no point!
  • Pisces: ok and you better text me back

   INDEPENDENT STILES STILINSKI WRITTEN BY MEGAN

Ok so like I understand the whole culture of “12 year old me was so cringey” and all that

But what I don’t understand is bullying your past self for your past enjoyments in life? Tiny You was really truly happy indulging themselves in that thing, and drawing fan art and singing the songs even tho they didn’t have that much experience. It made them happy, made YOU happy, back then!

Why deny that happiness you had? Why not embrace the things that lead you to the things you currently enjoy so much?

Like listen; would you go out and deliberately attack a child because you think what they enjoy and create is “cringey”? … ok poor question, I know a heavy handful of you do that already.

But do you think those children will grow up happy and confident in what they love? How would that kind of harm have affected YOU?

Please at least stop negatively talking about your past work. It built you up into who you are today and you are somebody to be proud of!

Basically Civil War
  • Wanda: (sitting in cafe) Uh, should I say something that explains my powers to the people who didn't see Age of Ultron?
  • Nat: Yeah, may as well. Speaking of which, do I have a forced romantic subplot in this movie?
  • Sam: Nope, I can't see one.
  • Nat: Oh, thank god.
  • ------------------------------
  • Steve: Wanda, just like we practiced.
  • Wanda: What about the gas?
  • Steve: Get it out. (jumps in)
  • Wanda: Uh, Steve, shouldn't I have gotten the gas out before you jumped in there?
  • Steve: Don't worry, this is just a super soldier power that was never set up before now.
  • ----------------------------
  • Steve: You're going to jail, Skeletor. Sam said that would be a good joke, I don't personally get it.
  • Crossbones: OK, good joke, but hear me out: Bucky.
  • Steve: Shit, you've got me.
  • Crossbones: And now you're going to die.
  • Wanda: Don't worry I've got this.
  • Wanda: (throws the bomb at a building, killing several people, setting the whole plot of the film in motion)
  • Wanda: I don't got this.
  • -----------------------------
  • Tony: Ah, today seems to be going well. What could possibly go wrong?
  • Vague parent: Hello, your discount Skynet murdered my son.
  • Tony: Fuck, I thought the guilt tripping thing was over.
  • -----------------------------
  • Steve: Wanda, it's not your fault.
  • Wanda: Steve, it is absolutely my fault.
  • Steve: I know, I'm just trying to make you feel better.
  • Vision: (phases into room) I'm here to steal the movie. And also Wanda's heart.
  • Wanda: Vision, I love you, but please stop doing this.
  • Steve: Wait, has he done this before?
  • Vision: The last time this happened, I walked in on Wanda-
  • Wanda: STOP RIGHT THERE!
  • ------------------------------
  • General Ross: Hello, Avengers. I'm here to fuck everything up.
  • Wanda: Who the fuck are you?
  • General Ross: I was in the Hulk movie where Bruce looked like the guy from Fight Club.
  • Nat: Yeah, that was weird.
  • -----------------------------
  • Tony: I'm here to support the American government gain further control over superhero activity as I believe it is necessary.
  • Steve: That's odd, I'm here to fight against government control as I no longer trust them.
  • Tony: Yeah, it feels like our points of view should be reversed.
  • Steve: That says a lot about how we've progressed as characters. (receives text) Shit.
  • Tony: Language. What is it?
  • Steve: A side development to break the audience's hearts. We've got a lot of those.
  • ----------------------------
  • Steve: OK, Steve, keep it together. Hopefully Sharon Carter won't be in this, and you won't have to go through a creepy romantic sub plot.
  • Sharon: Hi, I'm here to quote the comic and kiss super soldiers.
  • Steve: Goddammit.
  • ----------------------------
  • Nat: Well, I'm here, something big is going to go down.
  • T'Challa: Hi, I'm the first black superhero on screen.
  • Nat: Wait, what about Falcon? Or War Machine?
  • T'Challa: They're sidekicks, they don't count in the same way.
  • Nat: OK, nice to meet you. Are any of your parents in this movie?
  • T'Challa: Yes, why?
  • Nat: Uh, let's just say you're story arc will involve revenge.
  • ----------------------------
  • Wanda: Why are you cooking?
  • Vision: I believe this is meant to set us up as a romantic couple.
  • Wanda: Well, it's working. Maybe Marvel have learned their lesson from Age of Ultron.
  • Vision: I believe Sharon and Steve also have a romantic sub-plot.
  • Wanda: Spoke too soon.
  • --------------------------
  • Nat: Steve, whatever you do, don't go after Bucky.
  • Steve: Sure thing Nat. (hangs up) Sam, we're going after Bucky.
  • Sam: The dude tried to kill us multiple times.
  • Steve: Yeah, but he's cute AF.
  • Sam: Fine.
  • -------------------------
  • Steve: OK, I'm in Bucky's flat, but he's not here.
  • Bucky: Who's not here?
  • Steve: OH MY GOD! Bucky!
  • Bucky: Still don't remember you.
  • Steve: Damn it.
  • --------------------------
  • T'Challa: Hello, my name is T'Challa. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
  • --------------------------
  • Tony: For god's sake, Steve, why did you save him?
  • Steve: He's my best friend.
  • Tony: He murdered a thousand people.
  • Steve: He was brainwashed.
  • Tony: Cool motive, still murder.
  • ---------------------------
  • Martin: Hello, I'm Martin Freeman. I heard Benedict was in the MCU, and I couldn't let him do that without me.
  • Zemo: And I'm Zemo, I'm here to screw everything up.
  • Steve: Yeah, no one really cares about you guys. Also, if you hurt my boyfriend, I hurt you.
  • Martin/Zemo: What?
  • Steve: What?
  • ---------------------------
  • Zemo: Vague brain washy words.
  • Steve: Bucky no.
  • Tony: Bucky no.
  • Nat: Bucky no.
  • Martin: Bucky no.
  • Everyone: BUCKY NO!
  • Bucky: Bucky no!
  • Zemo: Bucky yes.
  • Bucky: Bucky yes.
  • ---------------------------
  • Bucky: Escape, beat up superheroes, get away in helicopter. This is a good plan.
  • Steve: BUCKY, COME BACK HERE!
  • Bucky: Damn it, why does this blonde guy keep ruining everything? And why is he so hot?
  • -----------------------------
  • Tony: We need to bring Cap and Bucky in.
  • Nat: Who are we going to get to do that?
  • Tony: I know a kid. Even though there is literally no reason why I could even possibly know who he is.
  • Nat: Not the Spider-kid.
  • Tony: Why not?
  • Nat: I thought I was the arachnid themed hero.
  • -----------------------------
  • Tony: Hey, kid, your aunt is hot.
  • Peter: Please stop talking.
  • Tony: Also, I know you're Spider-Man.
  • Peter: How the hell do you know that?
  • Tony: I read the script. Would you like to go to Germany?
  • Peter: I can't, I'm finally a kid, I have homework and stuff that the other spidermen never worried about.
  • Tony: OK, but what if I told you you get to meet superheroes?
  • Peter: Would I get to meet Captain America?
  • Tony: ... yeah.
  • -----------------------------
  • Wanda: Vision, I want to help Captain America.
  • Vision: Wanda no.
  • Hawkeye: Wanda yes.
  • Wanda: Didn't you retire in Age of Ultron?
  • Hawkeye: We're kind of glossing over some things that happened in that film.
  • ----------------------------
  • Steve: Did you find Ant-Man?
  • Hawkeye: Yeah, why are we bringing him anyway?
  • Steve: We heard that Team Iron Man have got a comic relief sidekick with a insect theme, and we need to match them.
  • ----------------------------
  • Tony: So, it has come to this. Heroes vs. heroes. Friend against friend. Brother against brother.
  • Steve: Yeah, yeah, shall we fight?
  • T'Challa: Shall we indeed?
  • Steve: Hang on, Tony, why is he on your team?
  • T'Challa: Oh, don't worry about me, captain. I'm only here to steal the spotlight.
  • Spider-Man: Did somebody mention stealing the spotlight?
  • T'Challa: God damn it.
  • ----------------------------
  • Steve: Guys, the trailer's have given away most of the badass moments from this fight scene. We need something that's extremely memorable and awesome. Preferably something right from the comics.
  • Ant-Man: Hey, I've got an idea. (becomes giant.)
  • Spider-Man: HOLY SHIT!
  • Steve: That should do it.
  • -----------------------------
  • Steve: OK, just before the finale, we need something for the Stucky fans to go nuts over.
  • Bucky: How about you lovingly pat me on the shoulder and we reminisce about old times?
  • Steve: I love you.
  • ----------------------------
  • Tony: Hey guys, I'm here to redeem myself and help catch the bad guy.
  • Zemo: Hello, I'm the bad guy. I'm the one who orchestrated the bombing.
  • Steve: Right on cue.
  • Bucky: Guys, this is too easy.
  • Zemo: Hey, Stark, Bucky killed your parents.
  • Tony: OK, that's it. Bucky dies.
  • Zemo: Everything is going to plan.
  • T'Challa: Hello, my name is T'Challa. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
  • Zemo: OK, fine, kill me.
  • T'Challa: Actually, since this is a superhero film, let's arrest you.
  • Zemo: For fuck's sake.
  • Steve: LANGUAGE.

You and I..

maybe, just maybe..

we could be something..

It could be so easy..

Just one kiss..

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(x) animated version c:

Does anyone else just wanna hug Pearl and tell her you’re so proud of how far she’s come and that you’re really, really, really glad she’s on Earth and not stuck on Homeworld?

Just me? Ok then. 

anonymous asked:

Hanzo: Ok, I've come to accept that my brother is now a cyborg with an omnic boyfriend. It was rather weird at first, but Zenyatta's a kind person who has really helped Genji through a lot and- /Genji: Brother, here is my second boyfriend, Reaper. He wanted to kill us all for a while, but Zenyatta and I believe we can help him change! /Reaper: *glower* *brood* *glower* /Hanzo: ...The universe is testing me, isn't it? (Though I'm sure Hanzo'll be proud later of Genji's capacity for forgiveness)

I finished a project today, and it shouldn’t be this big of a deal but it kind of is. They aren’t perfect, I will always hate putting zippers in I’m so bad at it, but they are finished.

Two little pillows as a very late Christmas present, for a very understanding friend. Made out of flannel, and I used pillow forms bc they were half off but I’m. Pretty ok with these.

Go me.