ok i'm going to rant now

how fan girls/boys see Ink:

Ink is so precious and I absolutely adore how innocent he is #sopure

how Ink actually is:

I would sell you to satan for one- what was I saying.

hi hello just me popping in to say that i love mr tom holland with my whole heart and sure i do have a massive crush on him and probably always will but thats not why i love him so much. i love him for his compassion, for his heart, for his spirit, for his talent and passion for doing what he loves, and for him just truly being himself. i love him for being the dork from london who does backflips to impress people and falls on his face, for how much he loves his dog, for how kind he is to children, for how amazing of a brother he is, for how much he appreciates his supporters. not because he’s attractive, not because i think that i own him/his decisions or will marry him, but because he’s just tom. and he should be allowed to do whatever he wants, and at times like these i hope he knows that the people who really love him don’t care what he’s doing as long as he’s happy and healthy. 

the signs as things dennis reynolds has done

Aries: imagining himself stripping naked and threatening wally the neighbor

Taurus: screaming at the hospital staff when dee was having her baby

Gemini: the D.E.N.N.I.S. system

Cancer: mac

Leo: singing dayman in that putrid silver outfit

Virgo: thinking he’s gonna be the best on family fight but ends up crying on the ground by the end

Libra: stealing Brian Lefevres identity

Scorpio: TOOLS i have to have my TOOLS 

Sagittarius: his speech about mac in the gang dines out

Capricorn: teaching the girl at the water park how to be more conniving 

Aquarius: getting addicted to crack to go on wellfare

Pisces: not wanting to celebrate valentines day because the gang never got him valentines/big feelings rant/reaction to mac’s gift


charlie version // mac version // dee version // frank version

some stuff like pretty blue girls and esper boys

Kurt could’ve said that Jesus Christ is his son and I couldn’t give less fucks anyway because I have witnessed one of the greatest moments of this era in WWE, the same moment I was waiting since 2015 and man I don’t even know how I’m still alive.
They bickered, they brought up the past, they faced each other like none else has ever done, and Seth finally told Dean that he’s sorry. That HE MUST MOVE ON, just like two ex lovers that can’t get rid of each other. And fuck Dean’s stubborness, he asked him to hit him with that chair to be forgiven. I MEAN, HE FUCKING ASKED HIM TO HIT HIM WITH THAT FUCKING CHAIR. 
And then the priest came in the locker room and married again that old married couple and THIS, ALL THIS, IS EVERYTHING I LIVED FOR ‘TIL NOW SO I’M SORRY IF I’M NOT GOING TO RECOVER FROM IT FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR OK. 
Thank you, WWE. Thank you for giving me back my Dean and my Seth.

So that’s my entry for the @tokyoghoulbook contest

I don’t know if combining sketchy art and line art was a good idea haha

oh and also this is my favourite part of this

reasoniwantyoutostay  asked:

I just finished your virgin Draco series and the last two chapters were stellar. Draco rambling on at the restaurant and then Harry telling him he was going to propose soon. Ahhhhh!! That got me right in the feels. And the newspaper article! Seriously I was laughing so loud I think my neighbours were concerned. And then they both propose to each other? Seriously. You need t-shirts for this fic that say "I came for the smut but stayed for the angst and love." Ok now I'm diving into the sequel. XO

Thank you for this wonderful rant @bixgirl1 and I particularly enjoy these, and we’re so glad you liked it so much 💖

honestly i don’t understand how some people think it’s okay to make others feel insecure about themselves. it’s complete bullshit. just because someone isn’t your definition of beautiful doesn’t mean that they aren’t someone else’s. every single one of us are beautiful in our own way. we all have things that make us unique and that’s how we were made. the words you say to other people affects that person severely. yes i know i’m not perfect and i never said that i was, i have so many imperfections but that doesn’t make it okay to point them out and laugh about them. there was a point in my life where i only saw my imperfections and i hated them. i never thought about all the good things about myself. but i’m working on that and it might take some time but that’s okay. seriously if you’re going to make fun of someone based on their appearance just keep your mouth shut and don’t say anything.

One last thing

i’m sorry i came off as rude but i’m just so tired of people being upset and not doing anything about it. There are things we can do to make this community better.

I’m one voice among millions but dammit I won’t be pushed aside in this situation.

I am going to fight tooth and nail to make this fandom a better place, even if I have to do it by myself.

I refuse to see anyone else get hurt over people taking things too far.

anonymous asked:

Ok so I'm half upset and half excited about these little clips. As a lizzington shipper, I know this is the father daughter angle whatever I'm probably not going to watch tbh... but as a FF READER.... so many scenarios to make up your own dialogue 😏 what do you think?

Yeah I could rant for three days (and probably have by now) about the show but as for the fanfic side of life I’m very surprised actually. I thought no way in hell I’d ever write something remotely connected to s5 but I took one look at those promo pics and was lost. For me there is still material to draw inspiration from even amidst this retcon pseudo retcon I don’t even know anymore. Personally I’m more comfortable right now with a completely AU setting with no connection to current canon. By that I mean not a fix or an explanation of current events. That’s just me.

From a purely inspiration angle I’m pretty much dying over the premiere plot. Red needing cash so he becomes a bounty hunter. My mind went immediately to the Stephanie Plum series and I’m ready for the fic, the spinoff, the movie, the comic, the everything. So I definitely think it’d be great to see some of these fun ideas make their way into ff. Personally it gives me hope I’ll continue writing because I was doubting that for awhile and it’s sad and there’s enough sad to deal with on the show. Hopefully there will still be a lot of great fic to read. Cheers!

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So I was just going through official KnB art and I noticed something- Kagami and Aomine are almost always next to each other, talking, fighting or playing.

See, if you viewed someone as just a rival, you wouldn’t laugh around or with them, you wouldn’t be yourself with them, you wouldn’t indulge them. But that’s clearly not the case here. Obviously the two of them are volatile and can’t stand each other but at the same time they are so much more than just rivals.

I feel like they’re actually great friends and to every person out there who questions or can’t understand Aokaga - this is one of the many reasons we ship them.

If you don’t ship them or have another otp, that’s your choice and it’s totally cool but don’t give me this bull that Aomine and Kagami hate each other and that’s the only thing between them.

There’s an intense, passionate rivalry there and at the end of the day they both need each other- one to improve and one to keep him away from the darkness.

I love Kilgrave (as a character concept) so much, man. He lives in a delusion he’s fabricated for himself as a result of the circumstances he is surrounded by. He is as much a product of himself and his abilities as he is a product of how those independent of his influence (either before or after he inherited his ‘Gift’) act around him and create (or fail to create) demonstrable distinctions between right and wrong. There is a dangerous certainty in the way that he acts because for him this false reality is perpetuated by his abilities; he need not care for others because they are not truly individuals, only actors on a stage awaiting instruction in a great game of cat-and-mouse, and those free of his influence are the rare other Gods literally made for him, if only they would see.

He could have been so much more. If these powers had been brought to him in some other light, if he had been a different person, if the people he knew had not been who they were (he reached out for help from Jessica and was subsequently drugged and tortured; he tried to reconnect with his parents and told to his face that he was a burden and one best dealt with through murder; he was never talked to about the reasons for the experimentations on him as a child, if any, or offered a choice in the matter). There’s so much failed potential in this man who is clever, calculating, emotionally intelligent (a man lacking emotional intelligence would not be quite so manipulative), powerful (though perhaps not in a very morally correct way), addicted to the high-life (tell me you wouldn’t watch a show about a superhero not about saving lives, who’s only in it for the money). 

But as well as all of those things he is deluded, impersonal, the creator of an autonomous power elite, and fails to even recognise others as truly other, as more than the dolls they are to him. He does horrible things because he is not able to does not recognise them as quite as horrible as they are, and those things are not excused by this, only explained. But the explanation is beautiful. The explanation of who he is is beautiful and brilliantly executed by David Tennant. He is not a good man gone wrong but a selfish man gone self-righteous. 

A psychopath by circumstance. 

I am not excusing his actions. Rape, murder and mind control are all terrible things to do. He should be imprisoned permanently, he’s a madman and a danger to others and obviously, obviously condemnable. But as a character, purely as an example of literary prowess in fiction, he’s brilliant – and obviously, obviously commendable. 

As if we needed more evidence that “Abaconings” was really just a metaphor for how Stan wished the whole portal thing had gone down, I noticed this shot when I was rewatching “Little Gift Shop of Horrors”. That kid on the box looks an awful lot like Stan when he was a kid. Maybe to show his brother’s nerdy ambitions to be recognized and popular because he was such a braniac. 

Another thought I had during the episode: If Waddles is Author Stan and Mabel is Grunkle Stan, that makes Dipper Fiddleford in this parody. Dipper is the faithful assistant who runs off with the genius, leaving Mabel/Grunkle Stan behind, alone. 

Imagining this situation as Author Stan running off to play science with a complete and total stranger I can see how easy it would be for Stan to be resentful towards him and blame him for taking his brother away. I think the only reason Mabel didn’t get resentful is because it was her brother who was off with Waddles. 

Ok, I’m done ranting now.

I am never going to believe that “Freddie Tomlinson” exists. I am never going to believe that Louis Tomlinson had a biological child with Briana Jungwirth. There’s nothing they can do now that would convince me of that. This is never going to reach a point where I will “draw the line” and accept that it’s real, because this has been shady every step of the way. They can’t go back into the past and change that, so no, I am not ever going to be convinced that Louis has a baby.

I can see him with a baby in a stroller walking by paparazzi. I can see that there are pictures of a baby on his extremely public Instagram. That doesn’t change the fact that he refused to talk about the baby before it was born and it doesn’t change the fact that the birth announcement was a mess, and it doesn’t change the fact that neither his family nor his band mates ever publicly congratulated him. It doesn’t change the fact that Briana would not have been walking around in skinny jeans and heels two days after giving birth and it definitely doesn’t change the most obvious fact, which is that if this pregnancy was real then it never would have been publicized in the first place.

And I could go on. There’s a whole list of reasons that the story doesn’t add up, and there’s nothing anyone can do about that. It happened. It’s over. I already saw what I needed to see to convince me that this story is not true. (I can’t unsee that fake picture Ashley posted of Briana. I’m never going to choose to ignore that and pretend it never happened.)

For me, it was over way back in July when Louis said “I’m buzzin” on GMA and looked like he would rather be anywhere else. It’s been over. There is no point at which I’m going to change my mind because they can’t do anything to change the fact that they already fucked up and made it obvious to anyone paying attention that this is, at best, a PR stunt, and at worst an extreme tactic to closet someone who has consistently expressed a desire to be out over the last five years.

So, to the anon in my inbox and to the posts floating around asking when we’re going to accept that “Freddie” is real, stop wasting your time. Feel free to believe the narrative you’re being fed, but don’t send me hate just because I refuse to act like the last 9+ months never happened and because I won’t blindly accept a story that has never made any sense at all.

If they wanted me to believe it, they missed their opportunity. There’s nothing they can do now to change my mind.

Ok so time for shitty reviews with Mads
This week it’s episode 6 of Shadowhunters. (Bonus: sneak preview review)
In other words: me screaming about Malec for a couple of minutes


Fuck this shit man my heart is gone this ep was great. Harry Shum Jr and Matthew Daddario are such good actors and portray Magnus and Alec so damn well.

Magnus really didn’t need Alec, as we very well saw, and yet called for him anyway, and didn’t push things on him.

Alec finally actually sticking up for himself ?? Fuck yeah bby go to Magnus’s and don’t get engaged plz

Izzy looked hot as fuck

IZZY NO YOU ARE GORGEOUS I WANT TO HUG YOU A LOT BECAUSE YOUR MOM IS BEING SHITTY

MAX BBY HES SO CUTE AND HES A SMART ASS ITS SO ADORABLE

MAX MADE ALEC SMILE MORE THEN HE HAS BASICALLY THE ENTIRE SHOW SO FAR

ALSO MAGNUS MADE HIM SMILE A LOT

“I didn’t come for Jace” DAMN RIGHT ALEC

ALEC UNSURE ABOUT WHAT TO DO AND GENTLY ASKING IF MAGNUS WAS OK

ALEC BURSTING INTO THE APARTMENT AND GOING TO MAGNUS’S SIDE AND MAGS JUST SMILING SLIGHTLY DESPITE BEING IN PAIN

ALEC OBVIOUSLY FEELING THE STRAIN ON MAGNUS AND YET HE KEEPS IT SO CONTAINED

And that ^^ ladies and gentlemen goes to show how good of an actor Matthew Daddario is

MAGNUS LEANING ON ALEC!!!!!!!! MY HEART

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE LAST MALEC SCENE LIKE SHIT MAN

MAGNUS CONFESSED HIS FEELINGS FOR ALEC ALREADY AND THEN TELLING ALEC ITS OK AND THAT HE UNDERSTANDS

ALEC LOOKING LIKE HE WANTS TO KISS MAGNUS BUT HES SO UNSURE

THEY WERE SO CLOSE TO EACH OTHER AND ALEC SMILED SO MUCH

Virgin Shadowhunter blood? Really Magnus? Is that the best you can do

MAX BEING A LITTLE SHITHEAD ITS SO CUTE

MAX AND IZZY BONDING TIME aka tickle fights

Maryse no please don’t do that to izzy my poor daughter

Robert???? I don’t know how to feel about you at this moment

IZZY GOING TO WARN ALEC AND TRY TO BE A GOOD SISTER JUST LIGHTWOOD SIBLINGS IS YES

What was up with all the sexual tension between clary and Magnus?? That was kinda weird but I mean Harry Shum Jr did an excellent job with Magnus

Introducing clary’s brother (Sebastian) and Max rip there goes my heart thanks @ the writers

Hmmmm what else

OH RIGHT CIRCLE FLASHBACKS

YOUNG JOCLYN HOT DAMN YES PLASE

NO MY POOR BBY LUKE

THEM CALLING VALENTINE “Val” LIKE OMF YES

SIMONNNNNNN BBY STOP HALLUCINATING GO FIND RAPHAEL OR TELL SOMEONE


Now, the sneak preview

“We didn’t sleep much” FUCK

SO MANY HALLUCINATIONS WHAT IS GOING ON

Magnus invited Alec for one more drink and it enDED UP BEING THE ENTIRE NIGHT WHAT DID THEY DO

ONSCREEN KISS PLEASE

Izzy totally knows what’s up

@ clary what you doing

Alec was supposed to leave as soon as he got the call and he stayed all night RIP ME

Simon quit dreaming wet dreams your gonna wake up with a boner and someone is gonna see it

Another submissions slipped past me without the correct text (the Gendered Peppers post should have said “TODAY’S Gender of the Day IS” and then it got 10000 notes….before i could fix it……

dont mind me, just sobbing here in the corner… people will think my workmanship is shoddy! people all over tumblr will point and laugh that I’m no longer the on-top-of-it-all gender collector i once was! Bears will become hyper-intelligent and attack humans and steal our genders with laser weapons! Don’t believe me? It’s happened before!

make sure your submissions have the right text, folks!

honestly with the way things are going I wouldn’t be surprised if josh and tyler stopped going into the crowd this fanbase is an absolute mess making up accounts for attention and literally groping josh when he fell off the drum island?????? you clearly don’t love him as much as you say you do, if you did you would’ve fucking helped him

It’s really important to me that y'all know that Shadowhunters is not gonna be like the books, ok? IT IS NOT GOING TO BE LIKE THE BOOKS!
I JUST REALLY WANT PEOPLE (cough b00ktubers📕) TO UNDERSTAND THAT SHADOWHUNTERS IS A TV SHOW BASED ON A BOOK SERIES, it is not an “adaptation”
So it is gonna be really different than the books and you should expect nothing.
So now that we have clear that IT IS NOT GOING TO BE LIKE THE BOOKS I think we can all enjoy and let people enjoy the show for being its own thing.

So if I see people complain about how this is not like the book I’ll report you, ok I won’t but I’ll block you

Since nycc is near and i’m sure I’ll see complaints 🙄🙄