ok i think im satisfied with this

Inferior Si Problems

Pilot: Thanks for taking this flight with us, we hope to see you again. Have a great day.

Everyone: *Takes personal belongings and prepare to leave the plane*

Me: *Makes sure I have everything and am absolutely ready to leave*

Me: *Reached near the luggage claiming area*

Si: I think you forgot your bag, is it there?

Me: I’m putting it on right now

Si: Check

Me: *pokes and bag* *still skeptical* *squeezes it*

Si: I’m still skeptical but ok.. Did you check if you have your phone?

Me: *opens the bag, it’s right there*

Si: I’m not satisfied, check again.

Me: *opens bag again and checks, nothing new*

Si: It was a hallucination bro check if you have your phone

Me: *checks again* *twitches*

Si: I think you forgot your bag

Me: I’M WEARING IT RIGHT NOW

Si: CHECK

This happens to me often idk about you guys

Commission for @thundercaya! (on pc with the right colors probably. Maybe on the phone too but I’m not sure)

From a prompt fic she wrote! (check her writing it’s great)

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Sterek Week 2016 - Day 2: A gifset based on a song from 2015

We had some good times, didn’t we?
We had some good tricks up our sleeve
Goodbyes are bittersweet
But it’s not the end
I’ll see your face again

And you will find me
In places that we’ve never been,
For reasons we don’t understand,
Walking in the wind

Walking in the Wind, by One Direction

neonsauce  asked:

This blog has watered my crops and given me air, however I am still starved for performance unit content so please give this peasant a morsel of hope and recommend some blogs it's three am and I've been softly crying about Chan's duck butt hair for about an hour thank you god bless

hopefully these blogs will satisfy ur needs! i don’t think i know a lot of other people who post mainly performance unit (even i don’t mainly post them) so these are just general seventeen blogs!

@17dad @cheolshu @hanwooz @jeonwuu @bokdeongeori @indigyu @threeunits @boosonseok @boovely @amemericans @pledisseventeen @maenie @jellybeanminghao @minghyu @minghaos @cinnamingyu @powerfulhoshi @jeonghney @angelyoons @joshsua @beautifulshuas @jeongshuas @seungkvvan @lseokmin @mingyiu @minygu @yoonjunqhan @soonynqs @minghaon

oK so here are my exam results!! (i’ll know the official ones in june)

2/6 biology (i thought i’d actually do alright on that one lmao)

6/7 chemistry (what the actual fuck)

5/7 psychics (what)

4/5 geography (i’m.. what.. whats happening)

16/28 math (meh that’s fair seeing how much i actually studied lmao)

i think im satisfied w those results! thank u for all the support!! <3

Causing Trouble - YoongixReader (Delinquent!Au)

Requesthey hey hey! i see that ur request are open!! whaddya think of a delinquent AU with yoongi? like the boys and him are delinquents who think theyre real bad and all that ish but then meet the reader whose a real mafia boss (not the seductive one but a dangerous one which immense power in the underground world her name is feared by everyone but the boys dont know dat ) anyways they get into trouble and the reader has to come in between cuz the other gang is the readers target. she just has unfinished business with the gang that has problems with the bts boys so she steps in and “saves” them sorry if it’s a bit vague but what do you think? ~ sora

Words: 5.3k

Warnings: a little violent I guess?

A/N: wow ok, this turned out longer than i expected. I had a bunch of fun writing it though, I don’t usually write this kinda style. Also I live in a town with more cows than people so im v v sorry if it’s super cheesy i know next to nothing abt city life. and I hope its what you wanted! I think I stuck to the prompt pretty well. 

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Rereading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Chapter Thirty-Six - The Only One He Ever Feared

“He can’t come back, Harry,” said Lupin, his voice breaking as he struggled to contain Harry. “He can’t come back, because he’s d-”
“HE - IS - NOT - DEAD!” roared Harry. “SIRIUS!”

ok so jumping right back into this TERRIBLE AWFUL HORRIBLE MOMENT

Lupin’s face was pale. “Let’s - let’s find the others. Where are they all, Neville?”
Lupin turned away from the archway as he spoke. It sounded as though every word was causing him pain.

nopenopenopenope nope NOPE. is jk rowling secretly satan?

- FUCK harry just whipped out the crucio on bellatrix. shits getting real.

- on a lighter note bellatrix is like ‘give me the prophecy or ur ded!!!’ and harry just like ‘welp kill me then bitch BC ITS GONE’ and its pretty hilarious 

- aaaaand voldemorts here so the partys REALLY getting started now!!!!! as if things were bad enough.

“We both know that there are other ways of destroying a man, Tom,” Dumbledore said calmly, continuing to walk toward Voldemort as though he had not a fear in the world, as though nothing had happened to interrupt his stroll up the hall. “Merely taking your life would not satisfy me, I admit-”
“There is nothing worse than death, Dumbledore!” snarled Voldemort.
“You are quite wrong,”

i think what makes dumbledore such a boss ass bitch is his ability to remain calm cool and collected in times like this. im that bitch who can’t get into an argument without crying lol so someone who can fight back while staying kewl as a cucumber is my kinda dude

- WAIT FAWKES IS OK RIGHT??? I DONT REMEMBER THIS PART. please god, i cant take another death rn

- false alarm, everything is fine, fawkes is just a lil baby bird now

Let the pain stop, thought Harry. Let him kill us…End it, Dumbledore…Death is nothing compared to this…
And I’ll see Sirius again…

And as Harry’s heart filled with emotion, the creature’s coils loosened, the pain was gone, Harry was lying facedown on the floor

love saves HP again. its almost like thats a theme in these books or something, huh?

- someone get cornelius fudge out of my face RIGHT NOW. i cannot deal with this dude’s pettiness tonight

- fudge is like ‘SEIZE DUMBLEDORE!’ and albus is just like ‘lol u wish’

His voice faltered as Dumbledore surveyed him magisterially over his half-moon spectacles.
“You will give the order to remove Dolores Umbridge from Hogwarts,” said Dumbledore. “You will tell your Aurors to stop searching for my Care of Magical Creatures teacher so that he can return to work. I will give you…” Dumbledore pulled a watch with twelve hands from his pocket and glanced at it, “half an hour of my time tonight, in which I think we shall be more than able to cover the important points of what has happened here. After that, I shall need to return to my school. If you need more help from me you are, of course, more than welcome to contact me at Hogwarts. Letters addressed to the headmaster will find me.”

HE DONE DID IT YALL. reason 32749827342 why albus dumbledore is my main squeeze.

WELP if you liked this, follow me for more chapters!

ehhehe yeah i always wanted see fell palette doing this 😏, this is just a sketch before the real clip that i’m going to change in gif.

i want also made a gif with:

fell fresh and wolf frest with litle jammy hood (belongs to blogthegreatrouge); ice!sans (belongs to reyindee); jinn or iblis (belongs to inashibe).

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buuutttt it will take me a lot of time and i im not able to make all them for now, i will try to make them pre christmas or during the christmas, heh well but for now i think i’m not going to post anything because you know homework, exams, drive exams!, and many many another thinks….. yeah sorry guys but for now you have to be satisfied with wip <3, i think is going to be the unique post for now, ok!?

aha and of course fell palette belongs to @angexci but of course all of us know that 😜

My mothers reaction to episode 6 and 7

“So many colors”

tearing up* “T-they were born to MAKE HISTORY”

“Wait are you saying there might not be another season…..unacceptable”

“Ohh look at the writing”

….why is the j person in green

Oh Yurio looks so sad……how come?

“When are they gonna kiss?

Why is it that whenever the Russians enter they have guitar music in the background

VKUSNA

THE THAI BOY YAAAAAAY

WHO IS THE CHINESE BOY!!! I want him to have a show

Oh my naked Victor yaaaay!

HOW AWFUL HE POSTED IT, THAI MAN NO

“Who is Chris and why is he touching everyone?“

“Why are his eyelashes that way”

The sin of keeping him to yourself? The sin is THEY HAVENT SHOWN ME A KISS YET

YAAAY THAI LAND MAN SKATE

His outfit is gorgeous

*cheers* go Thai man

NO HE FELL ITS ALL OVER

shall we skaaaaaaate

*claps hands with beat*

Yes China man!

He’s so lovely…..you sure he’s a man?

Yuri seduce Victor please oh god

DONT EVER TAKE YOUR EYES OFF ME DEAR GOD *squeals so loudly my father pokes his head in*

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN EROOOOOS

Wait where’s Yurio?

Why am I seeing so much of his butt? Not that I’m complaining but……I’m old

IM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SATISFY VICTOR OH MY GOD SARAH WHAT IF THEY KISS

*claps after the dance*

Perfect so perfect

*screams*

Oh! Does Chris like Victor

Who….is this purple thing??

Oh god….I don’t like this man he looks like maleficent

Who put this mans makeup on? They should be taken out back and shot!!

Wait he’s crying….it’s ok she’s just one girl

Why is maleficent in this show?

Does the Chinese boy like the Lion boy (she meant Leo I think)

did you know Sarah, Iglesia is church in Spanish

Why is he showing his butt so much? Why is it only this character

Sex appeal of the man?

HE GRABBED HIS BUTT GO BACK

Wait…is he gonna orgasm on the ice

Are you leaking in your pants buddy?

YURIS IN FIRST YES

BORN TO MAKE HISTORY

*claps*

This show is so good

Why does Victor have silver hair?

I bet you people will go to Youmacon as these character

HE FELL ITS THE FIRST FEW MINUTES OF THE EPISODE ITS OVER

Yuri… honey it will be fine I’m sure of it

why is Yuri shaking his butt

WAIT I KNOW VICTOR IS GONNA KISS HIM BEFORE HE GOES ON ITS GONNA SAVE HIM….why won’t you tell me if I’m right

Victor looks like a girl here

Stop cumming on the ice

THAI MAN GOOOO

Kiss him Victor

Screams for Pichit*

Victor I swear to god if you don’t kiss him

MOTIVATE HIM BY KISSING HIM

or he could fuck him….I’m down for seeing both

Victor is the absolute worst at motivating people

*tears up* I can’t….no

KISS HIM YOU DOLT

oh god now he’s Elsa

Let it goooooo

HE FELL ITS ALL OVER

where’s Yurio?

Why does the dog have tissues

I BELIVE IN YOU YURI

Oh…my…god *begins screaming then starts to cry* I-I’m so happy….YES YES YES KISS HIM MELD MOUTHS

OH MY GOD

THIS SHOW YES

anonymous asked:

Tord is pretty cute 💕 I like his horns I wanna see his eyes He's so awkward Somebody tell em he's adorable He deserves sorryimabotherimgoingnow

yeah, ah, y’know,, we actually think tord is really—

Tord: “Hey, um, I thought I heard my name.. did someone ask about me or…?”

“yoU HEARD NOTHING BYE TORD”

“OK FINE SOMEONE THINKS YOU’RE CUTE”

nye, year x793

me @ 10:49pm: ok stephanie you have an hour and ten minutes to write a nye fic. let’s fuckin go.

me @ 11:42pm: ok i have like 600 words fuck im not taking this seriously twenty minutes ;alskdfjj;zsldkjf

me @ 12:02am: ok i’m satisfied enough with that

tada motherfuckers: nye fic. under the cut because it’s not that long but still annoying to have full length on your dash

new year’s eve, year x793

It was just before eleven-thirty, and Sting was still completely sober.

This is a first, Rogue thought with a smirk. For the first time, he’d convinced his friend to refrain from drinking until he was violently ill. Thinking back to the last several years prior, Rogue could not remember a New Year’s Eve when Sting was even close to sober. Maybe when we were ten.

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Pushing It - PT 3 (Luke Hemmings)

A/N: Hey so I managed to get this written despite all the Luke drama and some personal stuff so YA. Kind of an important spot. ALSO, IF YALL WANT A PART 4 PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU REQUEST IT. I AM A VERY BUSY UNIVERSITY STUDENT SO IF NO ONE REQUESTS THEN ITS NOT WORTH MY TIME WRITING OK PRETTY PEOPLE PLEASE REQUEST :((((


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He was sitting on the white duvet in his hotel room, cross legged and trying to process everything. How was he going to stay friends with Calum? Fuck he wanted her so bad, but he couldn’t keep doing this. He would have to call it off, as much as he didn’t want to.

But what happens then? He can’t just not tell Calum, he would have to come clean. Which would most likely ruin his relationship. What had he gotten himself into.

He bit into his lip, a single tear threatening to spill over from his left eye. As he tried to blink it back his phone buzzed.

Hey, you still awake?;)

This was it. This was how it went; every night after she had sex with Calum he would fall into a deep sleep and she would come over to do the same thing with him.

“Fuck,” he muttered, finally letting a few tears spill. He pulled at his hair and contemplated a response for a second.

As always

He laid back against the headboard, his legs now stretched out in front of him and closed his eyes.

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kisses

youxpjm

(loosely) based on: coffee - bts; little star - standing egg; you & me - kisum ft. jooyoung


Park Jimin.

His kisses felt sweet and lasted as long as the bitter taste of coffee. He would whisper soft “I love you’s” again and again, making sure you wouldn’t forget the sound of his soothing voice and eternal love. He would gently cup your face into his hands, pulling you in as close as he could. You drown in the sea of his lips that tasted like home. 

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A year in the life of... The Aftermath. (fix it fic)

Rory was awoken from a deep slumber by a frantic knocking sound at her door.. she looked over at her bedside table and the alarm clock telling her it was 4am, whoever this was was in for a very rude and frankly insulting awakening. she swung her legs down to the floor and padded sleepily to the door where the knocking fiend was.

Groggily she rubbed her eyes and pulled the door open ‘Logan?!’ she was very shocked to see the blonde was the culprit knocking on her door, ‘What are you doing here? I mean not that im not happy to see you but this is a huge surprise last time we talked it seemed kinda final and now you are standing here at 4am with no coffee or donuts to warrant the sleep interruption.. I think my feelings can be summed up by huh?’

Logan smiled slightly, sleepy Rory was always adorable, he ran his hands through his (already mussed up) hair, ‘Hi Ace. Mind if I come in? I umm have some big news and i wanted you to be the first to hear it.’ Rory took in Logans agitated ,but somehow still extremely handsome state, damn him, she moved aside he swept past her and stared at her, he seemed to be vibrating with energy he was burning a hole in Rory when he finally spoke

‘I’ve done it.’ Rory looked at Logan warily already feelimg the pull of the Huntzberger heir ‘Done what?’ Logan laughed, it sounded slighly manic but amazingly happy to Rorys ears. ‘I’ve left the bastard and his stupid company. Its done. I told him I was through with him, through with his fucking company and most importantly through with being his bitch.’

Rory sat down, shell shocked, 'WHAT?’ Logan laughed loudly 'I’m done Ace. It’s over I told him he could respect my decisions and let me have the life I want and deserve and be a goddamn dad for once in his sorry life or… he can walk away from me and I’ll walk away from him as his employee and as his son..’

Logan paused the emotion of the situation finally gettin to him ’ It won’t surprise you to hear he didnt choose me.’ Rory came out of the trance Logans words had put her in and pulled Logan into her arms, 'I’m so sorry Logan. I know hes never been that great of a dad but even I thought he was better than this… she held Logans face tenderly in her hands ’ YOU deserve better than this.’

Logan put his hands on top of Rorys. 'I know I do.. so do you. Thats sorta why I’m here…. He took a deep breath in gathering the courage to share everything hed kept inside for years.

'I’m sorry I’ve been such an ass, I thought if I never mentioned the proposal and the ultimatum we could just carry on like normal no strings.. but I dont want that, not with you, I want you just you, but if you cant give that to me I wont walk away this time.. I’m in. I swear I’m all in. I will stay in your life in whatever capacity you choose for me because… he paused eyes filling with emotion held in for 9 long years..

'I love you, Rory.. You Gimored me the moment we danced at Richard and Emilys wedding. That was the moment I knew we were something and when you kissed me I knew that you were it.. the one….. I love you Ace. I always have and I know now I always will and if you dont feel the same way then that ok because just being in your life is enough for me.’

Rory took a step back pure love filling her entire body at Logans declaration but anger soon followed 'What?! Are you serious? You have a fiancée Logan you cant just turn up at my house in the middle of the night and tell me you love me thats not fair! I mean of course I love you too I always have but life doesnt work out how we expect it to, sometimes life just flys up over you and does a gigantic crap on your head ’

Logan reached for Rory unable to hold in the amusement at her very Rory Gilmore rant 'A gigantic crap? is that Sylvia Plath or..?’ Rory glanced at Logan thoroughly not impressed 'What do you want me to say Logan? Sure lets try again maybe this time we won’t both totally suck at being adults!’

Logan smiled softly. ’ No I don’t want you to say that, not unless you mean it. Please understand me Rory when I say I am not here to give you an ultimatum. I know that was my mistake last time… Logan looked at Rory, total reverance in his eyes,

’ You are Rory Gilmore you dont need anyone certainly not a screw up like me you are completely amazing by yourself you astound me you make everything brighter. I just want a chance to be in your life in whatever way I can. I just needed you to know how I feel, how I’ve always felt. I owe you that. Plus I dont have a fiancée anymore. I’m done with that too, I mean that was a buisness deal and since I have no buisness anymore and I am no longer technically a Huntzberger I have no need for a sham of a marriage.’ Rory stared at Logan her face totally unreadable

'Don’t you think thats what you should have lead with?’ She had tears running down her face Logan couldn’t take it anymore he inched down to her height and softly kissed her lips cupping her face gently as if he was afraid she might shatter Rory brought her arms round his waist and held him tight as if any moment he might disappear and after what she was about to share she thought that was a real possiblity.

'Logan.. I have some news too, see I was getting this weird craving for apples and poptarts and coffee made me feel so sick and I kept crying at dog commercials I mean I always cry at dog commercials but like I was sobbing…. She stopped her tangent looking at Logans amused smirk and crinkled eyes she sealed it away in her mind to hold on to when a Logan shaped hole in her door was all that remained of the love of her life standing in front of her…

'OK deep breaths.. so anyway I went to see the doctor and he told me i was preg…’ she didnt get the words out before Logan lifted her up and swung her around then brought his mouth to hers for another sweet kiss… 'Logan!’ Rory tried again ’ Didnt you hear me im pregna…’ she was interrupted once again by Logan and his lips…

'Ok you need to let me get this out because this is going to change everything you just said to me you wont want to stick around when you realise i have a bun in the ov…. Logan kissed her again silencing her once more with his mouth.

'Ace!’ Dont you think me kissing you is a sign that im actually quite satisfied with this news no pro con list necessary?!’ Rory could feel the tears, this time they were happy ones.. the happiest she had ever cried, slowly sliding down her face. She allowed herself to hope that maybe this time things wouldn’t come crashing down maybe this time they would be happy,

'You mean you want this baby… our baby.’ Logan couldnt believe that after everything he had just said Rory still doubted his feelings for her he vowed if it took the rest of his life he would convince her he was there to stay..

'Rory there is nothing I want more than to be a good father to our baby and to be a family with you a proper family one like I never had and one that you deserve to have.’ With that he kissed her once more slowly and passionately as Rory began to try to lead Logan into her bedroom laughing as she kissed every visable bit of skin on his face and neck Logan pulled away slightly.. 'Rory I have a question… does Loreilei know about this?’ Rory nodded still a little preoccupied with Logan and now the buttons on his shirt. 'Ace a follow up question…. this time will you jump?’ Rory looked confused for a second before the words finally hit her and she smiled safe in the knowledge she was completely sure of this decision and had the perfect answer to a Logans question

'You jump I Jump Jack.’ and with that the happy couple shedded their clothing as they made their way to the bedroom giggling and smiling like thay hadnt in years They knew they had a lot to work through and a lot to discuss but hey.. marriage and a baby seemed like a great jumping off point.

thats all folks… its not great but its the best I could do… my gift is my fic and this ones for you Rogan/Sophie shippers! Sorry couldn’t resist… I’ll see myself out.

god i knew he was gonna do it but this is a lot to take in there really is no use anticipating with yixing there’s no predicting him bc he is always upgrading himself getting better and improving like he works that hard so he can present himself in his best form and it’s constant!! like he’s never gonna be satisfied he’s always gonna think he can do better and the thing is he can!! he always does!!! bottom line i can’t keep up with his ass ok n nobody can!!! buy what u need on itunes

anonymous asked:

i just feel like he wasnt really shading anyone but he was just saying how 1D didnt feel real to him at least, like maybe he wasnt feeling creatively satisfied. idk im just really proud of him for being strong enough to be himself and now he gets to be real with how he expresses himself.

ok, it would be nice to think that that he was what he was implying but the simple fact is he tweeted “#realmusic” which is insulting on a number of levels. he’s completely discrediting the five years of hard work that the other boys & himself have put in. it could also be argued that he is insinuating that certain types of musical creations aren’t considered real because they don’t fall into a certain genre or contain the type of musicality and feeling that he likes.
i completely agree that he wasn’t creatively satisfied - the music that 1d has put out, while amazing and fun, isn’t the type of music zayn even auditioned for the x factor with so it’s no surprise that the pop/alt/rock sound wasn’t giving him fulfillment. 
i’m proud of him for taking himself out of a situation that he wasn’t happy with - i strongly believe that, with only one life, we should all do our best to make choices that help us feel enriched and happy - but i can’t respect the fact that he said he wanted to be a normal 22 year old & that he couldn’t handle the stress of the fame. he didn’t tell us the truth, he used excuses that played towards our heartstrings and worked to get us to give him the benefit of the doubt.
i just think that there was a better way for him to handle this entire thing, with honesty & care & appreciation & kindness.