ok i think i'm done making these

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Did you arrest him because of what I said? Only in part. But it helped? Yeah.

hi hello just me popping in to say that i love mr tom holland with my whole heart and sure i do have a massive crush on him and probably always will but thats not why i love him so much. i love him for his compassion, for his heart, for his spirit, for his talent and passion for doing what he loves, and for him just truly being himself. i love him for being the dork from london who does backflips to impress people and falls on his face, for how much he loves his dog, for how kind he is to children, for how amazing of a brother he is, for how much he appreciates his supporters. not because he’s attractive, not because i think that i own him/his decisions or will marry him, but because he’s just tom. and he should be allowed to do whatever he wants, and at times like these i hope he knows that the people who really love him don’t care what he’s doing as long as he’s happy and healthy. 

50% OFF Starters pt 2
  • "If you continue your attempts at flirting, I will be forced to take DRASTIC measures."
  • "I like watching you from behind."
  • "Stunning deduction sherlock."
  • *demonic voice* "by the darkest sun that casts its menacing rays of the furthest madness, we sense your intentions, (name). the gibbering of mad cultists whisper wicked words to temporal winds, they inform us that you are not to be trusted. Usurper. Usurper."
  • "USURPER!"
  • "I've heard a lot about you and your extensive collection of tank tops, like I'm thinking about getting like 10 more."
  • "Calm down little dude."
  • "the fear of drowning is a primal one. it's a feeling of helplessness, of losing all control. struggling against an inevitable fate as your lungs fill with water..."
  • "I don't need a piece of paper to tell me how to swim or how to fuck Dean Winchester."
  • "You know I had a dream like this once, you surprisingly had more clothes on, though, at least at the start."
  • "ten bucks says he dies."
  • "I'm gonna go run my feelings off."
  • "Yeah it didn't work out... for them."
  • "I have to go scream confusing, end-of-the-world ramblings at people under the freeway."
  • "I feel like I should argue this, but the potential for implied sexual antics is far too appealing."
  • "do not be alarmed! I am about to be hilarious."
  • "Maybe you should stop dragging me to these rap battles then!"
  • "I WANT YOU TO SHARE THE THINGS IN MY LIFE THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO ME!"
  • "I was under the impression there would be implied sexual antics, time to take matters into my own hands!"
  • "This feels a little exploitative."
  • "I need a soda. Or therapy. Probably both."
  • "Yeah it started because K-pop concert security is tougher than it looks but I just got hooked on the feeling of crushing someones face in with a solid right cross."
  • "sHHSHHshhshhhhh shut up shut up! shh I SMELL BOYS BEING GAY."
  • "Excuse me I am trying to scream my feelings into your mouth!"
  • "That wasn't hot... it was just fucking weird..."
  • "It's not what I would have you in, but I do appreciate beauty in all its many forms. mostly that cute booty though."
  • "hey, the heart wants what the heart wants."
  • "It may be hard to believe, but recently I lost the ability to read."
  • "Just because you can't read the words, doesn't mean you can't enjoy the book in a different way."
  • "boom! done. advice over. let's go get shitfaced!"
  • "Alright I brought the bitch-board for (name)."
  • "Alright let's call it what it is, a sissy paddle."
  • "calm down (name) we weren't talking about your internet search history."
  • "MY SWEET BABY SWAM!"
  • "didn't we make a pact to stop her from doing this weeb shit?"
  • "this better not be anymore or (name)'s weird porn!"
  • "Please call the police, because I look so good in this it should be against the law! uh, don't actually call the police though, I WILL incriminate all of you."
  • "Yeah but didn't they train on those islands where all those teenagers were killed? ...and those witch burnings happened? ...and all that toxic waste was spilled?"
  • "if you die, I get fired and I like this job. people don't ask questions here."
  • "fish-men walk among us. conquerers of land, BORN FROM THE OCEAN--"
  • "I don't need him to make weird pornography, I have prawns for that."
  • "Finally moving out, son? I'd like to say it's been fun. I'd like to. But I won't."
  • "hey check me out! I'm on a bout!"
  • "Sit down and stop making 2009 references!"
  • "nah, I scream enough at the unforgiving void of space."
  • "DON'T STEAL MY BONES!"
  • "You know, the ocean goblin? He lives in the ocean and if you don't brush your teeth he steals your bones."
  • "Ok I'm done for the day. If anyone needs me I'm gonna be in the tent looking at weird porn."
  • "Hey, you miss every ball you don't hit."
  • "You say 'you people' like you're not part of the family. I've got some news for you, you're already on the christmas card."
  • "You think these antics would fly at the german club?"
  • "brush your teeth, kid."
  • "Can you hear it? the ocean... it wants blood."
  • "I'm the best damn shot we've got."
  • "You know, when I was a kid, before my dad got hit by that train, he said, '(name) don't let your friends swim out into the ocean and get stranded on the haunted island of camp kill-a-teen.' and here we are... stranded on the... haunted island of camp kill-a-teen..."
  • "that's fair."
  • "hey tweedle-dee and tweedle-dumbass!"
  • "It's fine, baby, if you get scared you can squeeze my hand."
  • "now let's make like scooby-doo and split up to find a clue."
  • "In 1991 a case was discovered where a man had the remains of over fifteen victims hidden in his apartment, over 40% of which were stored within his refrigerator. do you know how unsanitary that is?"
  • "you're so cute when you never shut up. Now shut up."
  • "all hail decision cube!"
  • "that's when you started walking on the wild side, right?"
  • "I AM NOT SOME PETTY CRIMINAL!"
  • "Does anyone want to hear my tragic backstory?"
  • "Bed? But what about possible axe-murderers?"
  • "And we solved the curse of the island, and realized that the real axe murderer was love, all along."
  • "It was a good night for all of us, let's spend more nights in abandoned lighthouses."
  • "That hottie from the track team is here and I wanna ask politely is he wants to get rowdy in the back of my dad's Prius."
  • "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS"
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the calendar // panic! at the disco

I mean, I’m not gonna pretend I didn’t feel a stab through my chest when I read the spoiler that practically kept me up half the night, but there really isn’t any point in panicking right now. I mean, what do we know for sure?

1. Robert worships the ground Aaron walks on and they are the loves of each others lives - confirmed by the guy in charge of the whole show (umm hello?!!). We’ve also had mentions from Ryan in interviews that it’s all about Aaron and Liv and their family unit. And they’ve built them a set! AND Iain even entertained talks about a Robron baby. This is NOT going to break them apart.

2. Robert is completely gutted he got torn apart from Aaron the day after their wedding, and grief/stress does strange things to people. Especially if you’re Robert Sugden.

3. Robert will struggle to cope with life without Aaron, especially when he can’t even hold his husband when he visits him. Imagine how much that would mess with your head.

4. Robert will do and is doing anything in his power to get Aaron out of there sooner. These are not the actions of someone who wants to be with someone else. And we all know that Robert will lie, and cheat, and do whatever it takes if something matters to him.

5. Robert is trying to stay strong for everyone but will no doubt get to a point where he breaks. This spoiler is most likely that ‘breaking’ moment. And I am 100% here for that if it brings some honest and frank discussion of Robert struggling with his emotions, and without Aaron.

6. Robert potentially makes a shitty life decision involving Rebecca, in the midst of his devastation and grief, and then confides in Chas about it because he regrets what he’s done. Don’t tell that’s not progress. Robert never admits when he’s wrong! And we don’t know what he does - so there’s no point panicking and making assumptions - but even if it is the worst thing imaginable, then maybe, I dunno, it takes that actually happening for Robert to realise he has a problem, to recognise Aaron’s trust issues and to deal with them. But, for the record, I REALLY CAN’T SEE IT GOING THAT FAR.

7. Robert only makes said decision after visiting Aaron in prison, where he would have seen his husband battered and broken, and turning to drugs. He will be beside himself with fear and worry. He knows Aaron thought about killing himself last time he was there, and we know he couldn’t handle the thought of losing Aaron again. It will make him SO DESPERATE to get Aaron out. OR, there is the real possibility that Aaron pushes him away (100% an Aaron move), and that Robert then can add anger to his list of emotions bubbling under the surface.

So I guess all I’m saying is - don’t panic?? I know that’s easier said than done, and I definitely had a panic myself, even though I’m usually immune to spoiler panic. But just try and focus on how bloody lucky we really have been. I mean, Robron should really have been done and dusted when Robert put a gun to Aaron’s head, let’s be honest. But ED brought them back from that, in a way that was 100% genuine and believable. And then gave us an incredible wedding. They’ve established them as the power couple of the village - and they wouldn’t do all of that work for nothing.

Remember:

“Part of good drama is to understand want the audience wants and make them wait for it and not necessarily give them the easiest route from A to B. Robert and Aaron have survived a hell of a lot of challenges over the years and it will continue to be like that. But I think ultimately whatever happens, I feel that they are the love of each others’s lives. Whatever else might happen, the long term destination will eventually see them coming back together whatever they go through.“ - Iain MacLeod

Voltron as the things my thesis group (I'm pidge)
  • Lance: I'm horny
  • Pidge: don't say it like that!
  • Lance: It's only an expression
  • .
  • Pidge: Your hair is growing out, you need to cut it
  • Keith: You think so?
  • Lance: I can't fuck Keith in bed with short hair!
  • Keith & Pidge: *chokes*
  • .
  • Shiro: Ok team, we need to start making chapter 3 or we'll fail
  • Lance: *dabs in front of the teacher* You like that?
  • Keith: *looking at himself in the mirror* these pimples are disgusting...
  • Hunk: Anyone want to buy my handknit wallets?
  • Pidge: you got your hands full,huh?
  • Shiro: kill me
  • .
  • Pidge: Hey Keith, I just noticed how long and beautiful your eyelashes are, and your eyes are huge!
  • Keith: uh, thanks?
  • Lance: yknow if Keith was a girl, I'd hit him.
  • Hunk: Lance not in front of the teacher...
  • Lance: it's just an expression
  • .
  • Lance: *flirts with Keith, then pidge*
  • Shiro: Lance! class is in session!
  • Lance: I'm just expressing myself!
  • .
  • Lance: guys, this chapter is really confusing
  • Pidge: *explains it then mentions a person named Terry who's like a big part of the thesis*
  • Lance: I guess you could say our thesis is full of Terryble statementes
  • Pidge: you're terrible
  • Lance: i'm expressing myself
  • Shiro: *sighs* Let me die now
  • .
  • Hunk: Hey pidge, check this *holds Jake the dog wallet*
  • Pidge: whoa, you made it?
  • Hunk: Yeah wanna buy it?
  • Pidge: I think Lance would love it
  • Lance: I'm expressing my love for that wallet with this noise *starts barking*
  • Teacher: Stop barking!
  • Shiro: Lance! If we're asked to defend first you're dead to me!
  • .
  • Keith: Hey Hunk, everyone says I look like a girl, is that true?
  • Hunk: Yeah man, but I think you're pretty
  • Lance: What about me? I'm pretty too
  • Pidge: Pretty pathetic
  • Shiro: Why did I ask you four to be my teammates?
  • .
  • Pidge: *talks about the thesis*
  • Keith: Oh me and Lance are going to handle that part.
  • Lance: *winks at Keith*
  • Keith: *turns red* Ugh, stop that you idiot...
  • Pidge: Your love is disgusting
  • .
  • Teacher: ok, you've done your thesis right, I'm impressed. Well as expected too since Shiro is in your team. You're all smart but kind of disorganized if Shiro isn't in it.
  • Lance: What? Ma'am you're underestimating us. I'd make a good leader you know
  • Teacher: doubt it. Pidge would make a good leader but she's kind of absorbed on other things, suffers depression and likes to babble on things we dont understand.
  • Lance: And me?
  • Teacher: You're TERRYble...
  • Lance: ayyyy!
  • .
  • Hunk: Lance if you're gonna keep talking, our teacher's going to call us first.
  • Lance: nonsense my good Hunk, she knows we can defend our thesis, she'll probably call a different group.
  • Teacher: *calls our team*
  • Keith: LANCE!
  • Pidge: hmmmm
  • Shiro: *starts crying*
  • Hunk: told you...
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If one of us doesn’t make it, the other one can’t end up like The Dean. Mad and bitter and destroying everything we touch. I don’t want that to be our story. Okay? Our story is that we made each other better. So we go together. We try and save Perry together, we face whatever comes next together. Alright. Together it is.

julian is out for the entire season and honestly i’ve never been so sad. i’m selfishly sad because i loved watching him play more than anyone else on that field (sorry everyone else ily) but i’m even more sad because i know how much he loves playing and how much it’s gonna hurt him not to play. knowing that he’s probably upset and disappointed makes me feel even worse

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Hey anon, I’m like. SUPER fond of this crossover ok?? I actually drew it a little already! It’s actually BECAUSE of a Mob Psychonauts crossover that I discovered Psychonauts! If I never reblogged that art way back when, and if Xi didn’t explain it more to me, I would have probably never played this wonderful game! ;v; 

That crossover was a “what if Psychonauts came to Mob’s world”, which I do love, but I wanted to try it in the opposite direction here :’D I tried real hard not to draw stuff for it coz HECK I HAVE ALOT OF AUS BUT here are some short dumb comics and my attempt at Black Velvetopia! Raz and Mob ;7;

I HAVE IDEAS. HERE ARE SOME. 

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cute flustered nerds

Bubblegum will never not be annoyed that Zigzag is so much taller than her lmao

I’VE WANTED TO DRAW THESE TWO TOGETHER FOR…. A LONG WHILE NOW. I mean, I’ve done it before, but now that they’ve actually interacted I have a BETTER GRIP ON IT I THINK. They’re just…. They’re cute ok…..

[Zigzag belongs to @alainaprana!!]
[Bubblegum belongs to me!!]

the signs as things/stories my mom has told me
  • Aries: I used to grow weed in my room when I was your age and all my mom said was to close my blinds so the neighbors wouldn't see
  • Taurus: Don't ever give a man the power to hurt you
  • Gemini: Some guy tried to pick me up at a bar by telling me he lived in a mansion with 14 bathrooms. He lived in the guest house of said mansion, which was his sister's.
  • Cancer: Forget high school and just get into a nice college and find a smart husband and he'll take care of you
  • Leo: One time I was dancing on stage with my friend at a concert and my boyfriend at the time threw a beer at me and some guy broke his nose and he had to get surgery to fix it
  • Virgo: When my friends and I would get drunk we would always end up playing New York, New York by Frank Sinatra at the end of the night and pretend we we're The Rockettes
  • Libra: If you lose something good it's because something great is around the corner
  • Scorpio: One time I got so drunk at a hockey game that I got lost on the way back from the bathroom and all I remember is waking up in my bed the next morning still dressed
  • Sagittarius: When I was younger than you, I took time off from school to go follow a band on tour in a potato chip truck turned camper van
  • Capricorn: Literally anything beginning with "If I knew then what I know now..."
  • Aquarius: I used to know a guy who was really nice and would always look you in the eyes when you were talking to him and respond with something intelligent. He also did a lot of acid so maybe it was because he was tripping.
  • Pisces: Don't wish your life away. Tomorrow will always come, Friday will always come, the weekend will always come, it will always happen.

Ok then, that’s it. Apparently we’ve officially reached the point when we just completely make up absurd things that never happened. w.o.w I’m truly impressed with Kieran haters capacity, no kidding.

Honestly, after that, I think I’m done. I’m quitting. There’s no point in trying to argue with canon facts anymore, since apparently now we just create canon facts ourselves. Ok, cool.

Sorry if I’m really bitter about that, it’s just, I’m tired. I legit thought the “he sent Mark a sex dream” and “he uses hair manipulation” would be the worse of it, but now I can see how wrong I was. It can always became worse.

* The girl who said this said she was only asking bc she saw someone else saying it but still…

”Typical Vettel” (Part 2 - Spanish Grand Prix 2017)
  • Q: When are you happy? Do you define happyness in the moment or do you define happyness over longer period?
  • SV: It's more about the small things [in life]. On my outbound flight, I was flying first class and the lady came with the pralines but I asked her to bring me some chocolate from the economy class. At first, she looked confused - but personally, I prefer milk chocolate over pralines.
  • That's maybe a dumb example, but I think it's more about the small things. In that moment, the milk chocolate made me happier than the pralines. And I think there are always those small things or moments.
  • When you look back of course the victory and its meaning and everything.
  • Q: I meant as the person Sebastian Vettel.
  • SV: Exactly! The moment when I look down [from the podium] and see how the boys laugh, beam and what [my victory] means to them. So I can give them back something and that's making me really happy. It's less likely about what this means but it's about the moment and to see their reactions.
  • Making others happy is making me happy. I actually prefer making other people happy. When it comes to me, I'm more reserved and stingy and tell myself ”okay you don't need that” or ”that's not necessary” - but when someone else wants something, I tell them ”okay, that's good” or ”oh yeah, of course”.
  • Q: And how is it going in private? You once said mowing helps you calm down. Why do you do that? Is being the house husband also making you happy (or feel lucky) that you can completely calm down?
  • SV: Well ... yeah. Just alone the fact you reached or archived something. It probably sounds stupid when I say ”I mowed for two hours, yes I'm done now” - but that's how it is. You can give back and when you mowed, you can say ”I did that all ok my own". That makes me happy.
  • Or when I go hiking or just go walking or whatever and when you're on the top of a mountain and you can look down - that's making me happy as well and it feels amazing to look down and think ”you did this on your own”. It's not like I tell everyone on my way back home ”I just was up there and I did that on my own” and I don't really care about the time it took me to do that.
  • But the fact that I can do it, that I'm allowed to do it, that I'm healthy [that makes me happy] - which is probably quite important when you reach my age and when it sinks in. That I'm free to do things, the I can enjoy the things I do and not everyone is that lucky.
  • Q: You are a privileged person. You're someone who could buy a lot of things most people can only dream of. Are you still a economical person or how do you live?
  • SV: I think it's important - at least for me it is - to stay down to earth, to evaluate situations correctly and to not lose track - even if you've got a lot of opportunities. It's somehow funny because lots of people expect you to do those things just because you could. They think [your] life is so special and exclusive and that you've got something to do the whole day. But I think everyone needs to figure out what makes him/her happy and I think that something you should keep in mind.
  • Of course there is stuff I dreamed of when I was younger and I can buy that stuff now.
  • Q: For example?
  • SV: Well I don't know, for example the car you always wanted as a child - it made you happy back then.
  • Q: Obviously it's a Ferrari.
  • SV: Of course! For me, it was a F40. Those are milestones that make you happy for a moment.
  • I'm aware that I'm really lucky with my life. But I think I can count myself really lucky because I can range it now. All those opportunities on the one hand and knowing that those material things can't make you truly happy. Looking left and right is important in my opinion to not lose track and to stay down to earth.
  • We have the privilege of traveling around the world and you can notice lots of things when you look left and right. Who doesn't notice that he or she has a good life has other things to worry about and isn't self-satisfied.
  • [Some things probably don't add up or don't make sense since he tends to start a new sentence before ending the old one and stuff and please be aware this isn't a word to word translation.]
  • me: *takes a deep breath*
  • me: i lo-
  • anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love Lana Winters, we know, you love Lana Winters so much, she's the light of your life, you love her so much, you just love Lana Winters, we KNOW, you love Lana Winters you fucking love Lana Winters ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE LANA WINTERS. WE GET IT.

petesass  asked:

hi there friendo i heard u were accepting requests for mm headcanons and i being the gay shit i am, i'm here to do a request. trans boi mc accidentally breaks his binder/stp and gets upsetti spaghetti but RFA + saran wrap get them a new one/comfort them!! soz this is weird i'm just a trans boy that needs someone w good writing skills to make my dreams of a trans boy come true tbh ok adios bye ademain oh yikes this was long

I’m sorry this took so long to post. I wanted to make your dreams come true so I pushed myself to finish this.

NOTE: I had done some research on the matter, and I was informed about the bandage thing. Wrapping bandages is NOT a permanent solution for binding if you’re going to and or thinking of doing it. I wrote it in the sense as a temporary solution for the problem but it is BAD to do on the regular. Like it just can fuck you up. Probably best to avoid using it as an option for binding. I just want people to be safe ^^. And thank you whoever brought it to my attention.


Yoosung

  • based on your texts, you weren’t having such a fantastic day
  • when you came home, he could tell you were tired and stressed
  • you said you were just going to go lay down for an hour so he just let you be
  • a while later he heard you shouting profanities in the other room
  • when he went to go check up on you, you were sitting on the bed with your head hung low and your fingers in your hair
  • looking at the ground, he noticed your broken binder
  • more like you’re only binder
    • never knew how much they cost and kind of understood having just one???
  • while you’re stewing in your own anger and sadness, you feel someone tap your shoulder
  • when you look up, this nugget brought a roll of bandages for you
  • “Let me help you wrap up. Is that okay?”
  • HELL YEAH IT’S OKAY
  • you have to help him a bit because his hands get tangled
    • those butterfingers
  • texts or calls throughout the day to make sure you’re doing okay
    • not just because you were upset but for the wrap
    • wants to make sure it’s still in good condition
  • wants to understand the process so he sits with you as you’re shopping for a new one
    • yeah wow they’re pretty damn expensive
    • but would rather you have more than one so you’re not in a BIND later wINK WONK 

Jaehee

  • it was just a normal morning for you
  • but the one thing you’ve been dreading happened
  • a few months ago you realized how shitty you’re binder has got over the year
  • you told yourself you would get a replacement but since your current one still did its job, you put it on the back burner
  • and then eventually forgot about it
  • which brings you back to now
  • as you were putting it on it just snapped 
  • you didn’t think it would have a great affect on you
  • but the anxiety started to settle in 
  • you couldn’t stand to look at yourself in the mirror
  • Jaehee realizes you’ve been in the bathroom for a while and asked if you were alright
  • “Yeah it’s just…let me come out?”
  • when you leave the bathroom, she sees the broken binder and your long face
  • this was the first time she was in this situation and wasn’t sure EXACTLY what to do
  • she just takes the binder and gives you a nice long hug
  • when you say you don’t want to leave the apartment, she doesn’t object
    • you seemed kind of shaken by this so she wanted to make sure you were comfortable
  • when she gets home she shows you the binders she ordered for you because she’s a perfect gelato

Zen

  • you were at school/work for a few hours when you started to get pain in your torso
  • it was beginning to become really painful so you snuck off into the bathroom to remove your binder for a bit before you had to head back
  • but as you were putting it back on, it snapped 
  • and with that, you snapped
  • after panicking for five minutes, you decide to call Zen
  • “Hey babe. You usually don’t call me around this time. Lucky for you I’m on break, how are you?”
  • before you even spoke, he could tell something was wrong
    • your heavy breathing could be heard from across the room for goodness sake
  • the moment you asked to come over and bring your spare binder, he darted right out of rehearsal
  • it gave you enough time to continue your panic attack before you heard someone come through the bathroom
  • thankfully it was Zen
  • you opened the stall with your hand out and as he was handing you the other binder, he asked if you were alright
  • you didn’t feel like you wanted to say anything so you closed the door once the binder was in your hands
  • Zen didn’t leave, he just waited for you to come out and once you did
  • he wiped any remaining tears away with his handkerchief
  • cleaned your face with some water then held you closely
  • doesn’t want to see his precious MC so upset! just wants you to feel better ^^

Jumin

  • with this donut’s love to pamper you
  • among your matching tailored suits, you have some pretty good quality binders in your drawers
  • and you had to admit, they were good quality binders
  • but you would take those words back very soon
  • you were feeling kind of nauseous at work/school so you went to go take it off for a few minutes but it snapped as you were taking it off
  • now you were freaking out because you would have to walk out of the bathroom without one and the EYES TO JUDGE WOULD BE UPON YOU
  • after ralphing for a hot minute you get a call from Jumin
    • donut has really good sense of timing
  • you felt up to talking so you picked up the phone
  • “Hey Jumin, how’s Hong Kong?”
  • “Is everything alright?”
  • super Jumin was able to tell something was up with you
    • even could tell you just vomited?
  • you told him what was wrong
    • he starts writing down shit because he was going to sue the fucking company that made your binder
    • no matter how you insist not to, you know he’s going to do it anyways
  • calls Jaehee to go get you one of your other binders and bring it to you
  • while you’re waiting, he keeps you on the phone to calm you down
  • has you do some breathing exercises and gives you positive affirmations
  • once you were calm you talk about his trip for a bit until you hear Jaehee’s voice

707

  • you worked really hard on the RFA party on the vineyard tomorrow
  • and you laid out your outfit for the occasion
    • figured you could just wear your only binder no big deal
  • then as you were getting ready for bed, Seven is lying in bed while on his phone when he hears a snap from the bathroom
  • “MC?”
  • when you don’t respond, he gets out of bed to check up on you
  • he sees you sitting on the bathroom tiles with your broken binder in your hands
  • “The RFA party is tomorrow…”
  • oh god
  • “And this is my only binder…”
  • insert mini freak out
  • before you could escalate, he sits down with you and keeps an arm around your shoulder
  • calms you down with those kind words of his
  • jellybean doesn’t want you uber stressed out or get worried over spilled milk
  • brings you to bed and makes sure you fall asleep first before he did
  • when the big day comes around, he get a bunch of bandages to wrap you up
    • kind of gets carried away when he helps wraps you
    • “WE CAN WRAP EACH OTHER UP LIKE MUMMIES LATER. RIGHT NOW I HAVE A PARTY TO FUCKING RUN”
  • during the party comes around to you when you were free to make sure you’re doing ok

Unknown

  • Saeran was just chilling on his bed while listening to some tunes
  • not a care in the world
  • he could have sworn he had heard something earlier but didn’t pay too much mind to it
  • when he heard something again, he took out one of his earbuds
  • turns out you were calling for him this entire time
  • didn’t even know you were here O_O
    • you were soaking wet from the rain and you wanted to be somewhere dry and warm
    • which is why you decided to stop by your boo’s place for some clothes
  • jumps out of bed and rushes to you in the bathroom to find your broken binder on the floor
  • oh shit
  • you weren’t looking too good either
  • pulls you out of the bathroom and to his room
  • gives you some of his clothes 
    • gumdrop gives you privacy as you’re changing
  • when you’re fully clothed, he has you lay down next to him while listening to some music
  • doesn’t really say anything but you felt a lot better having him there to get your mind off of it
  • it was okay since you were wearing mostly all day, it was nice to let your body breathe for a bit 
Mars and Venus
  • Aries: Meh... I'm bored, HEY SCORPIO LET'S BEAT UP TAURUS.
  • Scorpio: Ok I knew you were an idiot but are you really THAT much of an idiot?
  • Aries: What no why I'm smart!
  • Scorpio: Taurus will fuck you and your psychology. You think she's just a delicate flower who sleeps a lot don't you? Wow you ARE that dumb.
  • Aries: PFFFFTTT everyone knows I'm the strongest! I'll punch her ass into the oblivion haha!
  • Scorpio: Well fuckin do it then. I'll be watching from the distance, eating chocolate chips and laughing at you while she makes you regret evreything you've done.
  • Aries: You sound like a shitty villain. HAHA SHE'S COMIN THIS WAY!
  • Taurus: Hey Scorpio.
  • Scorpio: Sup...
  • Aries: TAURUS FITE ME. NOW.
  • Taurus: I'm sorry what?
  • Aries: THAT RITE BITCH MEET ME IN A DARK ALLEY DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO 360 NO SCOPE M8 YOU WANNA GO?
  • Taurus: No but thank you.
  • Aries: SO YOU CAN'T BEAT ME UP HUH? YOU'RE THAT WEAK AREN'T YA?
  • Taurus: Not really i just don't want to waste my time with you.
  • Aries: Meh, you're boring. WELL THEN I'LL JUST KICK SUM LIBRA ASS AN-
  • Taurus: *grabs Aries by his shirt and smashes him into the ground*
  • Taurus: *steps on Aries and wraps her hands around his throat*
  • Taurus: You. Will not. Do that.
  • Aries: Ouch!
  • Scorpio: *hysterically laughing in the distance*
  • Libra: Hey Scorpy~ how are y- OMG WHAT IS TAURUS DOING?
  • Scorpio: Nothin. Aries tried to fight her that's all. Wanna eat chips?
  • Libra: Aries is dying omg we have to stop Taurus!
  • Scorpio: Nah chill. He was dropped on his head when he was little anyway. He'll be ok.
  • Libra:
  • Libra: I will never understand you Mars signs...

anonymous asked:

rant time: I LOVE Frozen. I think it's a fantastic movie and the songs are great. BUT why is this olaf short a thing? why are people so excited about it? can't we enjoy frozen for what it is without making 5 million shorts about every secondary character in the film for cheap ways to keep selling merch. ok i'm done.

I mean like… this is only the second short in 4 years

obviously they’re gonna keep producing content in between movies but like I wouldn’t really consider this cheap considering both this and Frozen Fever were handled by the main studio with all the polish and care of an actual movie (hell, the lighting in this new short even looks better than the original movie thanks to their new rendering program) with the original cast, a “cheap way” to do it would be to pawn it off to disneytoon or something and get them to make a bunch of low budget sequels or a tv show with recast voice actors to save money

and compared to something like toy story 3 which got 3 shorts before they stopped making them to do 2 tv holiday specials which they THEN stopped making to start work on an entirely separate SEQUEL that spun off an idea for a short like… 2 new pieces of content in 4 years is fine with me

anonymous asked:

So yeh u were totally right in thinking we wouldn't get a kiss this season. I can't believe how much I played myself I'm not tryna be negative but I genuinely thought that halfway thru s4 we would have way more blarke traction and like we haven't? Everyone is so hyped on bell's possible "confession" but I'm more concerned that Clarke is STILL hung up on lxa and is in a sexual relationship with another person. What good would bell's confession have done if they aren't BOTH in the same place?

ok anon im sorry but… what.

1) “they aren’t both in the same place” what makes you so sure clarke isn’t in the same place? clarke is the kind of person who has sex when she’s in a bad place. niylah was there, and they’ve had casual sex before. so she took the opportunity. with everything happening right now, clarke wants SIMPLICITY in the one aspect of her life that she can control. obviously, any sort of entanglement with bellamy would be much more complicated than that. NEXT

2) “Clarke is STILL hung up on lxa” clarke will always care for L, just as she will always care for Finn. and that’s fine and normal. and besides, as you’ll notice, after the premiere clarke hardly ever emotionally reacts when someone mentions L to her. like, niylah said “L lives on through you” and clarke was like “read at 7:43 pm, anyway back to business” like she doesn’t even acknowledge it anymore lmao . the writers are clearly showing clarke Moving On from this so idk what you’re pressed about here. NEXT

3) “I thought we would have more blarke traction” ………..im

WHAT DO U CALL ALL THIS ?? WHAT DO U CALL EVERYTHING IN THE PREMIERE AND THE “YOU KEEP HER CENTERED/YOU GOT THAT BACKWARDS” “IF IM ON THAT LIST YOU’RE ON THAT LIST” “SHE’LL SEE HOW SPECIAL YOU ARE” “IF I DONT SEE YOU AGAIN” NOT TO MENTION HOW THERE HAVE BEEN MORE INSTANCES OF BELLAMY AND CLARKE REACTING TO EACH OTHER IN DANGER THIS SEASON THAN ANY OTHER LIKE ???? EVERYTHING IS SO DELIBERATE ?? girlie we are eating so well lmao im begging you to open ur gd eyes !!!

 i’m happier about blarke this season than i’ve ever been. if you’re let down, after EVERYTHING we’ve gotten this season ALREADY, i can’t even imagine what the hell you were expecting lmao?? blarke anal in episode 4??