ok i swear last one

When new fans try to tell me that skydive is B.A.P’s greatest song

friend of mine raised an important point: king has orange hair and blushes constantly, what if he also had freckles

We all talk about Selina and the stray cats of Gotham but

Jonathan and the crows of Gotham

  • Jonathan is the unofficial owner of the stray crows in Gotham. Because of this, no one touches any of the crows. Hell, they avoid the ravens as well b/c you never know Jonathan probably adopted all of those too
  • He always finds time to feed them. Middle of a bank heist with Jervis and Edward? Hold up guys its 12 pm – snack time. Incarcerated in Arkham? Let me just get out to the workout field and feeds my birds – it’ll be 10 minutes I swear. Hideout from the Bat? Throws on those sweat pants and fake mustaches cause he’s still committing himself.
  • He keeps extra feed in a small pouch attached to his waist. It blends in with the 12 other pouches of fear toxin he carries, along with all the burlap and needles. Bonus: That pouch is burlap too. Aesthetic.
  • Whenever someone shares a hideout with Jonathan, usually Edward, you’re bound to be woken up early by cawing. Finding feathers in your clothes and having crows sit on your head is also not uncommon. Edward complains, and Jonathan tells him straight up – Here or the streets. Edward usually endures the caws and tiny feet stepping on his food.
  • The same applies to when Jonathan stays with someone else. The crows just seem to follow him??? (Jervis wails about how they keep pecking at his pastries and Edward just begrudgingly accepts that they’re there to stay. Harley, on the other hand, loves them all and encourages Jonathan to stay for ‘maybe another night’ just so she can keep fawning over them)
  • His favorite pet will always be Nightmare the Raven. No one can replace Nightmare as his number one – no crow, raven, vulture, anything. He spoils Nightmare rotten (b/c that’s his bby).
  • He finds a great deal of irony – as do the others who know his backstory – about how much he cares for the birds now, when at one point they were one of the many tormentors of his youth.
  • The crows often bring him back small gifts for his dedication to caring for them. Shiny trinkets, such as an earring or a coin, those are quite significant to Jonathan. He stashes them away in a shoe box labelled ‘Important’, because to him they are.
  • He admires crows a great deal because of their intelligence and dedication to family. Though he himself despises his family, he finds it heartwarming to see young crows returning to parents, or managing to break open a feeder for food for the first time.
  • He finds a lot of peace when he wanders out to feed them in the Gotham morning. When it’s cool, and there’s a mist hanging over the empty Gotham Park (because who would be out at 6 in the morning at a park, in Gotham?) and he can just sit down and relax. With the occasional caw of course. These are the few moments when he doesn’t need to worry about toxin, or batman, or Arkham. These are the moments when he can finally just clear his mind, and be happy.
  • Just Jonathan and Crows, please