ok i promise i'm done


@Doodledrawsthings’s sweater bendy au is a treasure that should be passed down through the generations ok.  I just wanted to post a headcanon of how Bendy got the sweater from Mabel.

Weeelll, i’m considering burying myself in the backyard now….


A subtle reminder that Rob is the father in real life [for added effect]

anonymous asked:

Exactly. I don't think it's cool that we've domesticated animals, either. I just think it's hypocritical that some people claim to care about dogs yet wouldn't have an interest in adopting one from a shelter because it'll behave sooooooo badly. As if people don't adopt them all the time & the dog is perfectly fine. Lol. You act like they're all gonna bite your face off. Oh & want a specific breed? Cool. My grandma loves dachshunds. Guess what she did? Waited & looked for one who needed a home.

@the-dog-without-fear, did i do it right? 


art creds and info are in the youtube description!!

*remembers that this exists* oh yeah 

this mep part ie how much cute pastel klance can i shove into 12 seconds

DATE-A-MAX Sentence Starters

Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

“I wanna rock with you … and Christ.”
“I live free and rock hard.”
“Free of drugs, alcohol, tobacco, and strong inhalants.”
“I don’t have any guilty pleasures. I don’t take any pleasure in guilt.”
“Craziest place I’ve ever made love? The future on my wedding night.”
“We’re looking for a bassist who loves Christ.”
“People think that just because I rock out means I have to be in league with Satan.”
“Why should Satan have all the good music?”
“Unfortunately I have a day job, so this is a wig.”
“Anytime I’m out of the office I’m in full rock-mode, so this is what you’re gonna get.”
“Roses are red, violets are blue, I have accepted Jesus Christ as my personal Lord and Savior. Won’t you?”

“I’m most afraid of bees, snakes, my father…”
“I don’t like when guys say that I’m stalking them.”
“I don’t like it when guys kiss me on the lips.”
“My best feature would be my ears. I can wiggle them!”
“Look, boys, what you see is what you get.”
“Do I need a man? No. Do I want a man? More than anything in the world.”

“My best qualities would probably be my beard. I get a lot of compliments.”
“I’m a big boater, I just bought a boat.”
“Most romantic thing I’ve ever done – took a coworker out on my boat.”
“I have a microwave so I made us some brie and we gave each other massages.”
“What makes me sexy is my singing voice. I get a lot of compliments on it.”
“Here’s why you should date me: I’m financially stable, I love adventures, and I’m a lover, not a fighter!”
“I want to take you on a wonderful tour of the world and I’ll be your guide. I have a boat.”

“I love all you ladies.”
“I got a strong back. I can stand for like the duration of a three-hour film.”
“You can’t be the jealous type. You can’t have a problem if I smell other girls’ perfume, you know, or popcorn…”
“Most attractive part about me is definitely my feet. My brother says they smell real good.”
“Craziest place I ever got it on was in line at a concert.”
“Most romantic thing I’ve ever done? Had my Mom pick me and a girl up so she didn’t have to walk home!”
“You should call me. Mom’s outta town right now, I got the place to myself. We could french all day!”

“I’m a collector and purveyor of women’s shoes.”
“My favorite part on a woman would be the pulmonary arteries. Other than the umbilical arteries, these are the only ones that carry deoxygenated blood.”
“Some of my best qualities – I can tie a variety of knots.”
“What turns me on? Tears.”
“My guilty pleasure would probably have to be … musical theatre.”
“Craziest place I’ve ever made whoopie… walk-in freezer?”
“It’s very simple – if you don’t date me, someone else will. Someone you love. Someone you’re very close to.