ok i know it's pretty poor

sunstar / moonflower is kinda a basic / boring het ship i wont lie but i think thats why i like it??? cus its just. kind there u know. poor moonflower was treated like crap by stormtail / he always ignored her, so u know??? have sunstar treat her the way she should be treated. she lives and sunstar is the best stepdad in the world to bluestar and snowfur.

look at that, she said
its insane.
i’ll chop it up, she said
i have some more oil and vinegar, she said
ok so dont chop this ok? she said
ya ok, she said.

its going to taste good, she said
aliens, they said
its so pretty, i heard,
RAISE MONEY. they said.

those aliens, they said
showing up!
does anyone remember? they said
oh do da day.

sexually abused gymnasts, they said.
and fast moving clouds.

so, she said
so,

you know our little village?
(dramatic pause)
a pot shop now. gasp.

she is acting offended while speaking to her parents.
she used to use needles.

now she says, oh! OH!
the poor children, if they see the pot
oh the poor children

anonymous asked:

You are freaking hilarious!! That spice girls reference had me dying lol. Ok but Cole totally lost control in the last interview. I've never seen him act like that in an interview before, he's normally so on point and can answer anything but the poor boy couldn't even SPEAK after Lili whispered to him. He totally lost his cool and he didn't know how to get it back so he just nodded like a madman! I'm pretty sure he was turning red by that point too. That boy is so far gone it's not even funny.

Hahahah I know? Poor dude gets it ALLL on tape! Aaaaahhh I wanna watch it again right this second but I can’t why is life this hard?

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So I thought this was super duper cute and I didn’t mean to make a longish comic lol but it sort of turned into also how they met?? It’s really a doodle that got out of hand and I never had time to like fix up and color but here take it ; v; thank u so much tho anon u inspired me!!!! Pls inspire me more guys lol
The basic idea is that he just?? Greets Alfred, and since Alfred is so flustered and distracted anyway he’s like “ok well I’m gonna go take him to my place so I can take care of him!” B/c poor Alfred isn’t living in very good conditions and Ivan really is trying to help rip

I WISH I COULD HAVE REALLY DONE IVANS CAVE JUSTICE ITS SO PRETTY IN MY HEAD AAAAAAAAA

also srry if u can’t read my handwriting it’s so bad I know & im sorry xD

anonymous asked:

Sometimes I think about Magnus slowly backing up and disappearing dramatically into the portal at his club and it honestly gives me life

I KNOW I LOVE IT HE DOES THIS SO MUCH??? i mean consider this:

  • disappears from his own apartment after alec rejects him
  • stalks around the room whenever he’s talking
  • makes a huge fucking deal about that necklace and then immediately hands it off to izzy as if it’s worth pennies like he was clearly more annoyed about the clave taking it from him than anything
    • i bet he sent them a fire message every damn day all REMEMBER THAT RUBY U STOLE FROM ME ITS MINE
    • but it’s been a 100 goddamn years so now he’s reaching some poor shadowhunter intern who’s like “um s-sure ok lemme check the inventory"
  • declared “pretty boy” while gesturing as vaguely as possible in both jace’s and alec’s general direction just so he could shut jace down when jace inevitably took the bait
  • i s2g even the way he drinks his wine is dramatic: 

medicisjewish  asked:

What are all ur bugs names? [or at least ur main team]

You gotta know I name all my boys, but I can’t put all of them on my team. That’d be just too many bugs (Not true. There’s no such thing as too many bugs.) I named them all myself, but due to our bone chilling rep, they’ve gained tough side names too.

MANGLER! Also known as Stanley. This bro was my first ever dude to be by my side, ever since he was a lil’ Wimpod.

FANG! Or Lacy. Lacy’s been around almost as long as Stanley has, and knits stuff. Don’t let anyone know.

CRUSHER! Or Click. He’s an old guy, but he still knows how to throw a punch n munch. He’s always hungry.

BLADE! Or Hibiscus. Hibby is actually pretty docile, which is why I named it that way. It was hangin’ in a flower patch as a Scyther, but it has toughened up a lot.

Last but not least, DEADEYE! Or Jesse. Poor thing got its eye beat up when it was just a Surskit, but I taught it how to beat its opponents down, and not let up.

My team is full of ruthless killers of Pokemon! That I do not have indivisual beds for and kiss goodnight!

playing mystic messenger like

first day-

YES HTIS IS GONNA BE SUPER CUTE AND AWESOME! HAHA! 

second day- 

oh well ui mean 

after 5th day-

YOOSUNG PLEASE IM NOT RIKA 
ZEN IM SORRY UR SO HOT 
JAEHEE DONT CRY YOURE PERFECT
JUMIN I KNOW YOURE A DICK BUT YOU HAVE A REASON I GUESS 
707 OH MY POOR POOR HACKER ITS OK TO MEME TO ESCAPE UR FEELIES
V YOU DONT DESERVE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH oh the afterstory is pretty cute-ㅋㅋ

anonymous asked:

I'm sorry Fluff but I cannot condone you choosing that shirt's sexuality for it. Give it time, let it figure itself out. Maybe it's a straight shirt, a pan shirt, an asexual shirt. Don't force your gay tendencies on the poor shirt. *hugs shirt come here it's ok*

Well the shirt is obviously in the closet so I’m pretty sure it’s not straight.

But you’re right it could be bi, it could be pan could be ace. I don’t know the shirt is gay. Fair enough.