A Detailed Description of The Beauty of Dave Strider's Voice
Ok lemme tell you a thing. Dave has the most *beautiful* voice that I have ever had the pleasure of hearing like
It’s ridiculously smooth. It’s so smooth. Much smoother than his flirting. It’s smooth like sopor slime ok. And it FLUCTUATES SO MUCH! Sometimes it’s super deep and that’s really hot. Sometimes it’s higher and thats ALSO SUPER HOT (more cute but still hot but I mean it’s Dave) and it just has. This particular quality that I love so much?
Plus, sometimes it gets rough and gravelly and shit and what the fuck. Stop that right now Dave.
AND when he’s tired or lazy?? His accent slips out just a little and let me tell you that accent? Is so good
Basically Dave’s voice is as warm and smooth and melted chocolate with the same consistency, but it also changes a lot and I like to compare it to different kinds of cookies. They? Are all good. And I? Am gay.