ok i can't he's like perfect

anonymous asked:

What were your impression of each of the exo members that you saw irl? Please please please tell in great detail. Just let me live my dream of seeing exo up close through you. T_T thankyou and sorry for being annoying. I just T_T

You’re not being annoying at all. I’m always happy to talk about EXO lol

Suho is GORGEOUS. And sooooo so so smol. Like I’m 5′2″ and I don’t think he’s much taller than me. His hair was perfect and beautiful. I was shocked bc he was walking by himself. Not a manager or anything. But he looked lost, like he was supposed to be with the others lol He was walking super fast.

Chen.. My friend actually pointed him out. & I was like “nah” but then I looked at his legs & was like “yep! that’s him!”. His legs are really skinnyyyy. He has the chillest, coolest walk & tbh it was very very attractive to me. He was also by himself & he seemed so relaxed. Just strolling down the street with his bag.

Chanyeol!! He is not as tall as I thought he would be!! I was really surprised But I heard his voice (while they were recording!!!) & it was the usual lovely deepness. Also his ears <3 

On the flip side, Baek is taller than I thought. And he seemed kind of nervous? We made eye contact for a quick second but he looked away so quickly. Also he and and Chanyeol walked past us THREE times. 

Sehun… I had my back to him every time he walked past so I didn’t look at him that much. But what I did see is that he has a nice walk. It’s such a confident walk. He’s also not as tall as I thought he’d be.

And Minseok. Kim Minseok. Don’t even get me started. It makes me emotional just thinking about him. He seemed so relaxed, chill, happy, calm, excited. You could tell that he was enjoying the street show sooo much. He was smiling so hard & was giving all his attention to the performers. Uggghhhh he is perfect. Idc if I sound biased, he’s PERFECT. He was so ridiculously cute and honestly he looked like a normal guy just watching a show. & that makes me love him even more

anonymous asked:

i can't wait until that happens tbh! we've seen viktor try to lavish praise on yuuri during sex when he feels like it's ok to but yuuri is not as verbal as him and keeps his thoughts about viktor's perfection to himself. i can't wait for viktor to be absolutely bowled over by the praise :')

Their first time after chapter 14 is the first time that Yuuri actually verbalizes all of his previous thoughts about how beautiful and amazing Viktor is during sex and coincidentally is also the first time Viktor cries during sex 

anonymous asked:

Ok but stop infantilizing Evan like u realize anxiety isn't some cute little quirk. Evan has CRIPPLING anxiety and can barely function sometimes (The speech scene where he falls to the ground and can't speak, the stuff that happens next wouldn't really happen but shhh its fiction) he's not some pure UwU bb who's so perfect like Evan isn't so innocent throughout the show he does something horrible (lie about being friends with a dead kid) like if he was real he'd be "problematic" and "toxic".

(Sorry I don’t have an actual response to this ask but I’m on mobile so I have no choice but to add an answer)

rent [movie] summarized
  • seasons of love: ooooh THATS what this song is from !
  • rent: apparently these ppl don't understand paying rent is part of fucking life? but okay?
  • you'll see: boi u beTrAyed Usss now we gotta pay rent, which is part of life but we don't wanna do it !1!1!
  • one song glory: Rodger just can't write one fucking song and it's pathetic
  • light my candle: k r they really talking about candles ??
  • today 4 u: angel is perfection and she is too good for this world you can't argue with me on this she's adorable and this song is adorable fight me
  • tango maureen: so joanne + mark are just like incapable of understanding maureen is an independent bisexual woman so their bitch ass complains
  • life support: u can do dis bby u got aids but u ok bby I believe in u
  • out tonight: freaking hoe anthem this is the sOng to HOE TO stRip To ThiSss
  • another day: rodger has fuckin baggage and he's fucking rude tbh
  • will i: awe bby
  • santa fe: deadbeats can dream, can't we?
  • i'll cover you: collins and angel are too good for this movie they are literally perfect they don't deserve this
  • over the moon: whAt theE aCtUAl FuCK??????111111!!!!!!
  • la vie boheme: lIt
  • i should tell you: we both got issues but let's coMbINe our issues and date cause that's just sO healthy !!
  • la vie boheme b: lIt pt.2
  • seasons of love b: it's abt to go downhill kids
  • take me or leave me: apparently strong women who are naturally flirtatious and also bisexual NEED TO be like??? super careful and always cater to their overprotective lover???? but that's none of MY business :))
  • without you: idk man this is just depressing cause mimi is messed up and rodger isn't emotionally there enough to help her.
  • i'll cover you [reprise]: anGel ANd COllINs dId nOooT deSerVe ThIs !1!!/!- THESE Sfucking IDIOTS are out Living LIDE and being fucKin duMbassEs and aNGel, toO pure fOr tHis World, dIes iM fucKing dOne tHis is FuckEd UPPP
  • halloween: this is p sad i mean he's realizing things and it's almost been a year wow ??
  • goodbye love: i don't even know it's like they all hate themselves and everyone else they are all so fucked up I'm
  • what you own: this song is such a waste of time like rodger goes to santa fe then comes back all in one song it was such a waste I don't understand
  • finale a: mimi is dying whoops
  • your eyes: i finally did a thing but ur dying lol whOOps
  • finale b: aw jk I'm here for now but I'm lowkey abt to die ahaA we good fam we good
  • love heals: this whole fuckin musical is messed up but it's amazing bye

anonymous asked:

I just don't think people understand that Mary doesn't really know her sons and that she doesn't have to be the Perfect Mother for them? I mean, I feel like a lot of fans want her to be that but she isn't and that's ok! Even in fanfics, people paint Mary out be the cookie cutter mother that says honey and bakes cookies. People are freaking out and hate that they can't box her into that role. 🙄

like, honestly this is it. I wrote Let It Be cause I wanted to explore that before I even knew Mary was coming back to the show. She wasn’t perfect, her actions in part started the whole story. I love that they’re taking her off her pedestal…Amara gave her back to Dean because it was what he thought he wanted most in the world, but it’s the very definition of “be careful what you wish for.” It’s forcing the boys to look at their illusions and look at themselves through her eyes, and that’s cool.

anonymous asked:



anonymous asked:

Ok ok we've talked abt Harry overstimulating you but can we talk abt how you would do the same to Harry?? Like it's u in control that night and he's tied up and can't touch you and you just keep sucking on his cock long after hes finished to the point where he's begging for a break with tear stains and everything and omg

Here’s my take on overstimulating him: he’s tied. Blindfolded. Maybe nipple clamps? Tugging at those while I whisper, “relax….” into his ear as I push a plug up that perfectly perfect ass, rewarding him by rolling my slick folds over his shaft……😏😉



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anonymous asked:

Tbh I know you're doing a drabble thing now and I don't wanna bother you or make you stressed out... I just wanna request like a rundown (??) thing of Joshua and his girlfriend making love for the first time? If you can't do it it's fine, I don't want you to be stressed :(

Awh, it’s no stress on me at all hun. And I’m guessing you mean a bullet point headcannon thing by “drabble” cause, that’s what I’ve been doing mostly. Hope you like it! Thanks for the request xx

  • He’d be super nervous
  • Only because he really loves and cares about you
  • He’d try to make sure everything was “perfect” and most importantly that, you were comfortable.
  • He’d be very shy since this would be the first time
  • Constantly asking you questions..
  • “Is this ok?”
  • “I could go slower o-or maybe faster?”
  • You have to let him know that he’s doing just fine and it feels good.
  • He bites his lips a lot cause he’s anxious
  • Would be a little hesitant with touching you
  • Constantly looking at you for approval
  • I mean, he’d be watching you the whole time anyway.
  • He’d move at a steady pace
  • His hands would play with the strands of your hair (out of habit)
  • He gently kisses your lips reassuringly   its more to reassure him than you lol
  • Once he gets into the motion and is more comfortable, he’d lean down and whisper “I love you” in your ear.
  • He’d make sure that you came
  • And if you didn’t then, he’d internally freak tf out
  • He would go down on you if that was the case^ cause he cares that much.
  • But you probably would cum during the act because, he goes for a long time
  • Afterwards he would cuddle you
  • Literally holding onto you as if you were going to drift away
  • “I love you so much”
  • Sleepy kisses on your cheeks and forehead
  • Falls asleep with you in his arms

anonymous asked:

Ok prompt: Mike is looking in the mirror, bouncing on the balls of his feet, fucking up trying to tie his bow tie so he can walk down the isle and marry Rachel. Harvey turns him around and smirks at him and flicks his hands away so he can tie Mikes bow tie for him. Nike looks into his eyes and suddenly he can't stand it anymore. "Goddamn you're perfect. Did I ever tell you I had a crush on you?" And Harvey....... what?



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anonymous asked:

omg :(( burr as a 17 year old dad who's trying so hard to finish school AND raise a kid and there are so many rumors about him and his sister sally watches theo sometimes bc she's in college and doesn't have classes every day but sometimes she can't and (ok there was someone at my school who did this but idk if it's allowed in other places) sometimes he brings theo with him to fucking high school like a literal tiny baby and he's just,, trying so hard :(((

yeah man just rip my goddamn heart out I dont need it pfffft

yoooooo Burr. who’s life was pretty much perfect the summer before senior year. finding out he has a daughter and refusing to let anyone but himself take care of her. Like he’d trust any child of his in the foster system. 

So he gets a summer job or two. Sally helps him out when she can. He learns everything he can about taking care of babies and he fucks up a lot but he gets better at it and he’s not 18, so he can’t dip into his inheritance quite yet, (and refuses the money Sally offers him bc he knows she needs it for school) but he uses the money from his jobs to buy everything little Theo will need and saves up for babysitters and daycare centers for when he starts going back to school. Basically using his entire summer to get this right. To get all his shit together. To make sure little Theo has everything she needs.

Its not as easy as it sounds. He gets little to no sleep. Wonders sometimes if both his and little Theo’s lives would be better off if he just let her go. Some days he just knows he got this. Knows he can balance both a child and school. He’s Aaron Goddamn Burr, he can do this. But other days, Theo just won’t stop crying and he can’t seem to get her to quiet down and he doesn’t know what she wants and he knows he’s not qualified for this. Knows he’ should just quit while he’s ahead. But he believes that this’ll work out. He just has to try harder. Maybe stop being so goddamn proud and prideful and accept some help every once in a while.

So senior year starts. He’s managed to avoid most of his classmates during the summer (which isn’t very hard. He’s used to using his summers to get ahead and seeing very little of his classmates during that time). Which also means Theo is still a secret. A secret he doesn’t plan on revealing any time soon.

Instead of sitting down at lunch with his friends, he escapes to the library (Which saves him some money to buy Theo the healthier baby food, so he doesn’t mind going without lunch most days). Finishes most of his homework there, so he has more time for Theo. Schedules his job around the days Sally has classes. After he gets the hang of it, the first few months of school is a breeze. He’s able to divided his time between school, work, and his daughter evenly and still manages to get at least 4 hours of sleep a night. He might be exhausted all the time and yeah, maybe feels a bit unwell at times, but he’s handling this just fine. He can do this!

Then finals come. For both him and Sally. Daycare centers are either full or deem Theodosia too young. Good babysitters are hard to find. His four hours of sleep a night turns into 2 once studying is factored into his daily schedule. Theo starts teething, so her cries are louder than usual. Burr can only skip lunch so many times until it actually becomes a problem and people are starting to notice. Teachers, classmates, friends, his sister. Its all to much too handle and the stress is getting to him and it gets to the point where Aaron passes out in the middle of class.

At this point, there’s no hiding Theodosia. After hearing about what happened, Sally goes up to the school herself and tries to work something out. The school should have some way of helping out teen parents, right? There’s gotta be some way to make things easier on Aaron.

Of course, Burr is reluctant when they allow him to bring Theodosia to school.  Lord knows what Theo could catch from the germs in that place. Already annoyed by how many people he knows will beg to hold Theo.  And the last thing he needs is to draw attention to himself. This entire situation screams ‘Bad Idea’, but he doesn’t really have much of a choice. So he sucks it up. Packs them both a lunch, stocks Theo’s diaper bag with everything he thinks she’ll need, and tries to juggle a baby, a diaper bag, and a backpack filled with books on his walk to school that morning.

The looks he gets are overwhelming. The things people say when they think he isn’t listening is even worse. But whenever he gets too worked up about it, little Theo smiles at him with her two teeth, and it gets him through his disastrous first day. Their disastrous first day.

He wants to be angry about the rumors. Really, he does. But they go from down right insulting, to completely ridiculous in a matter of days. Things like him finding Theo on the front steps of a church or –his personal favorite – Theo being the product of his failed biology experiment last year. They’re pretty funny and he can’t help but laugh at the ridiculous theories people come up with. Especially when the real story isn’t all that interesting.

Theo only comes along twice, maybe three times out of the week, but it still makes his life a lot easier. He manages a solid 4 hours of sleep again. Passes his finals. Saves enough money to give little Theo an amazing first Christmas over the winter break. A couple of his classmates offer up their babysitting services over the weekend if Burr needs a break. And it’s still hard as hell but dammit he’s trying (((((:

College is even harder on him and Theo than high school was! He has to drop out and get a few jobs just until he’s 18 and van get his inheritance, and then wait until Theo is old enough to go to school and so he can go back to school himself. It sucks working two or three jobs and seeing all his friends off to college when he could be going to school himslef and becoming a kickass lawyer like he’s always dreamed of bUt he never ever resents Theo for it and never ever ever regrets his decision to raise her at 17 because despite how difficult his life has become, she’s the best that that’s ever happened to him and WOW THIS IS MAKING ME EMOTIONAL

im laughing can u imagine the origin story of toby’s little moon tattoo in the show 

what if flint got it after he became a pirate? had to blend in. he cut his hair, pierced his ear, got himself some nice rings

then he saw all the kids had tattoos too… it’s kinda like an initiation thing. like when they made dufresne get one after he became a qm

one day he pulls joji to the side like ‘’listen i need a tattoo. a big one. something with the english flag burning or.. or a skull with a crown.. something powerful’’ joji as always is super expressive and vocal. when he gets the tools out and gets to work flint nearly jumps out of his skin at the touch of a needle

‘’ok maybe just like a little crescent moon on my arm you know that works too’’ 

tell me this isn’t exactly what happened look at his dweeb face and that fearsome tattoo

cinnamonrollbucky  asked:

Ok but like Diana would also treat Tony right. Like she's fuck him good, then actually take the time to care for him. And like actively be a good partner for him - expect the best from him but also accept that he has flaws. And she would be so chill about them. Ok. Like. Diana would be so good for Tony I can't even

Oh goodness, she’d be so good for him. 

They’d just respect and understand each other so well, that the relationship would be so healthy. I’m just imagining Tony smiling happily and feeling so great because for once in his life, no one is judging him for his flaws and the mistakes he’s made. Diana knows but she understands that everyone isn’t perfect, she embraces all of him and doesn’t care because she loves Tony for who he is. 


xamberry  asked:

Ok I'm starting to feel like I'm using you for your wonderful writing skills but your fics are always so PERFECT & I just cAN'T HELP MYSELF I'M SORRY plz send help; anyway, what about sterek + “i’m sorry i kicked you in my scared haze in the haunted house, can i do something to make it up to you?” au?

Sorry this took so long, but who doesn’t like Halloween fics in the middle of January? Also on ao3!

Stiles had no idea why he kept letting himself be dragged into these kinds of situations. Then he remembered that he and Scott had known each other for literally their entire lives and it made a little bit more sense. Not much, but enough.

Enough to remind him why he went along with Scott’s asinine attempts at wooing Allison and getting off the bench at lacrosse practice. Enough to remind him why once he got his driver’s license he played chauffeur for Scott and Allison on almost all of their dates.

But it didn’t make enough sense for him not to be suspicious when Scott came to him and asked for a ride to the high school’s annual haunted house.

For the past three years of their high school careers, Scott had never once shown any interest whatsoever in going to the haunted house. He always said it was too childish, that he would much rather stay home and watch Halloween specials.

Stiles had a feeling that Scott’s sudden desire to attend the Halloween tradition had something to do with Allison. And his dad had always taught him to trust his instincts.

Sure enough, when Stiles had pressed Scott about why exactly he wanted to go, the first word out of his mouth had been, Allison. Stiles didn’t even pretend to be surprised.

Apparently, Scott’s plan was to impress Allison by showing off how brave he was at the haunted house, all the students assured that this year it would be genuinely scary. Utilizing the same technique as people who took their dates to see horror movies in hopes of being the one their terrified date could cuddle up to, Scott planned to be the big, strong man whose arms Allison could fall into.

It was doomed to fail.

Because nevermind the fact that Allison was one of the most badass people Stiles had ever met, going on hunting trips with her dad every other weekend and starting an archery club at the school, that wasn’t why the plan was destined for failure. It was going to fail because Scott was one of the biggest scaredy cats the world had ever known.

Just last week, he had almost fainted when Stiles had gotten a paper cut in English class, the mere sight of a few droplets of blood nearly sending him right to the floor. A few days before that he had gotten woozy from seeing a particularly rare piece of rib eye, blanching at the sight of dinner Stiles had slaved over for hours, just picking at a baked potato instead.

Stiles had told Scott as much, detailing all the times, just that week, that he had been scared shitless by the most plebeian, unassuming everyday things. From the microwave beeping to a dog barking in the middle of the night, Stiles had listed them in order of occurrence, going on for several minutes before Scott finally cut him off.

Invoking the bro code, Scott pleaded for Stiles to just come along with them, desperately in need of a ride with his mom using the car for work and his dirt bike on the fritz. After a few minutes of deliberation, Stiles had finally agreed to drive them to the haunted house, figuring he might get a little bit of entertainment out of it if Scott did, in fact, make a fool of himself.

Now, walking through the fog filled main hallway of the school which had been decked out in orange and black Halloween decorations, all by himself, he was regretting his decision.

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Ok, but can we talk about disturbingclarity’s Shandy tags? Seriously. They’re the best.

ok so the first few times i watched this i was like oh she’s fixing his tie CUUUTE but NO SHE MUSSES HIS TIE and THEN she fixes it like SHE DIDNT NEED TO TOUCH HIM SHE JUST DID BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO like it feels like she had a talk with Gavin on the way in to work that morning and she was like….ugh he made up this Dodger game with the whole team thing to be able to spend time with me and Gavin was like maybe he thinks youre not ready! are you putting out the signals? and shes like what ‘signals’ and gavin is like OMG Sharon…..*quick lesson in flirting* and then she sees him at work and is like *looks at writing on hand* ok. casual touching I CAN DO THIS and proceeds to casually touch him a borderline inappropriate amount like…ok IM CASUALLY TOUCHING YOU CAN WE MAKE OUT NOW BECAUSE GAVIN SAID… shandy

Note: this is exactly what happened guys

merflk  asked:

OK UM where do i start OUT OF THE CREW THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN COOK IS MATTHIAS (I mean, the others are all terrible, like, terrible, and Matthias is a Natural Talent™ and he taught himself how to bake pastries too so he could give them too Nina) AND ONE DAY KAZ KEEPS BUYING GOLDEN JEWELLERY FOR INEJ AND HE DOESN'T KNOW WHY IT'S NOT LIKE HE LIKES HER AND HE NEVER GIVES IT TO HER BUT HE KEEPS IT IN A BOX AND EACH TIME HE CAN'T RESIST BC IT WOULD LOOK SO PERFECT ON HER SKIN


“Are these…” Matthias asks, lifting a stack of blackened circles on the stove. 

Nina doesn’t answer him, her gaze intently on the new batch of brownies Matthias just pulled out of the oven. Jesper and Wylan try to stand up from the table and look into the kitchen, but one look from Nina, and they’re shrinking back into their seats. Kaz smirks. 

“There’s nothing to be ashamed of being a disaster in the kitchen, Nina. All the rest of us are.”

“I burned waffles, Brekker. Waffles. That’s practically a travesty in it of itself.”

“Better than that blueberry monstrosity Jesper tried to make for dessert one day.” Inej pipes up, watching Matthias set down the brownies onto the center and immediately grabbing two in her hands. 

“Oh, but I seem to remember you trying to make that smoked salmon and putting hasenberry juice instead of lemon,” Jesper slyly fires back amidst bites of brownie, while he hands Wylan one. “We had to wash our mouths out for weeks because people kept sniffing the air for fresh fruit.”

“You really think you’re going to get away with that?”

“I’d like to see you try, Ghafa.”

“Did all of you forget that one night Kaz decided to take charge of the kitchen?” Wylan asks. 

The whole table falls silent. 

“We don’t talk about that, Wylan.” Matthias says gravely. 

“That is not something to joke about.” Jesper whispers, shivering. Inej just nods silently. 

“I hardly did any damage to the dish-” Kaz starts to protest.

“You nearly set the whole Barrel up in flames!” Nina shrieks. 

“Yes, but at least the main course survived.”

Inej mutters, “Personally, I thought the veal on that dish was undercooked.”

Kaz chokes on his brownie and has to be pounded on the back several times to stop his coughing fit. 

When God Created BTS
  • Rap Monster: hmmmm, this one will have a sexy brain, oh, and some power *overdoses on power* jk, he will be the destroyer of worlds, no manmade object will be safe, bless his sunglasses, bless his roommates, bless his life
  • Taehyung: give him two moles on his arm, he'll figure out the elephant in his later years, a box smile, 4D personality because he'll be out of this world, oh yes, and a LOT of smolder *dumps smolder*
  • Jungkook: beautiful angelic voice, cute bunny teeth, dangerous charm, great dancer, a smidgen of meme *drops all the memes in*, alright, so a little more than I intended...he'll be great for variety
  • J-Hope: this one will have mad dancing skills, the sass will be overwhelming, hmmm maybe some sunshi- *knocks over entire bucket* oh dear, I guess he'll be powering Earth from now on @_@
  • Jimin: baby face, BUT never ending abs, he'll be one confusing muffin, *drops height*...well then, to make up for that let's make him paradoxically aegyo so he'll be naturally aegyo, but can't act aegyo on command, yeah, the perfect bagel dancer
  • Yoongi: ok so let's go with nice alabaster skin, a touch of tsundere, can't forget that tongue technology, a dash of swag *spills entire container*...OK so a LOT of swag *drops height again* are you freaking kidding me?!?!
  • Jin: he will have a most beautiful face like an angel, traffic dance, window wiper laugh, *accidentally switches normal self esteem with appetite* ooookkk, soooo whoever lives with this one better have infinite food

anonymous asked:

MC singing soft lullaby songs when members of the RFA can't sleep!! ~N

So cute!!!! omg!!!!!!!!


  • Over summer break, his sleep schedule turned completely nocturnal
  • But suddenly the break was over, and it’s like eleven PM and he needs to sleep bc he has an early class tomorrow
  • “MC HELP i need to sleep but im not tired”
  • He’s heard you sing before and it’s beautiful so he shyly asks you to sing to him until he goes to sleep
  • (Ok but Anchor by Mindy Gledhill is such a perfect lullaby)
  • You sing for just thirty seconds and he’s out like a light


  • Tbh you two take turns depending on who can’t sleep
  • Zen just gets too excited to practice his lines and everything so when he realizes its twelve in the morning
  • and he’s still wide awake
  • He enlists your help
  • Eve n if you were really tired yourself, you sing him something (and your tired voice makes it 10X more effective) and he has no trouble calming down


  • You sing to her a lot, sometimes you just sing along to normal music you’re listening to but it always helps her relax
  • Even if it’s from rooms away, the moment she hears you sing she just has a sigh of relief and immediately feels so much less stress
  • It’s a beautiful moment in nature really, seeing Jaehee Kang smiling softly as she hums alog to you singing as she does some work


  • Ok i may have shown Jumin some favoritism but i can only think of this situation for an answer so w h oops
  • He woke up in the middle of the night to find you weren’t in the bed
  • Out of the corner of his eye, when he sits up, he sees you at your desk with headphones on, softly singing along to music he could faintly hair the guitar to
  • He can’t help but smile
  • He listens for a few minutes, but when you start putting him to sleep, he calls out for you and tells you to come get some sleep
  • (he asks you to sing for him more some time)


  • This boy begs you to sing for him all the time
  • You used to be embarrassed about it, but he tells you that your voice is the sweetest, most pure sound to ever exist
  • So you sing to him a lot~
  • He asks for you to sing when he gets stressed during work but sometimes he accidentally falls asleep…
  • So now your singing is reserved for lullabies~