ok had to do this one too

Unfinished Sketches Galore

Let me pull out some of these old sketches I never managed to finish and probably never will, just out of pure curiosity. i think they’re all rwby.

first we have…. this. idk what this is. blake and sun dancing or something. what is blake doing with her legs. what kind of a dance move is this. i dont know. i probably will never know. 

some old doodles of ruby and ruby jumping on yang bc i love them. why did i never finish this. 

rnjr doodle. except i forgot to draw nora. where did i even plan on putting her? who knows. i never will.

ah yes, rose garden. i should have finished this one too. except oscar looks really derpy.

ruby: ok oscar time to train
oscar: *sweats*

im rose garden trash im sorry

is that it 

i thought i had more

oh well

anonymous asked:

Ok so obviously Shane and Ryan have very different personalities but do you think there are any traits they pick up from one another? Do they steal phrases from each other? What do you think???

YOOOOOOOO, yes, I wish I had the time to comb through all of them, but I have noticed that they’ll use shared phrases and mannerisms. “Lost in the sauce,” being the one I remember right now.

In fact, and you can accuse me of reading too much into this, but Ryan made a post about seeing the new trailer for Avengers: Infinity War on twitter and thinking of how cool it looked, indicating that he was a fan of Marvel movies, at the very least. This was around the time they would be filming for The Axeman of New Orleans episode, and all of the sudden Shane starts making Marvel references in that episode and in the Q+A for that episode. Coincidence? 

Also, Shane isn’t a fan of sports, or so he claims, but has worn a Chicago Bulls shirt on some occasions? Like, I get that’s your hometown, but um, if you’re not a fan of basketball, why the hell would you be wearing that shirt??? But, you know who is a diehard fan of basketball? Ryan.

*drops mic*

anonymous asked:

“Please don’t go.” Red to Reader

Ugh.

Today was just one of those days.

One of those days where u will take absolutely no shit from anyone.

Anyone, including edge.

“ok what the fuck was that?!” U turn to look at ur bonefriend, a blank look on ur face.

“He insulted me. What was I supposed to do?”

“not insult him back! r u stupid?!” Ok that’s it, u have completely run out of fucks to give.

“U know, just bc ur too afraid to stand up to him doesn’t mean I’m not allowed to.” U say, an accusatory glare on ur face.

U see a flash of hurt before he’s overtaken by anger and begins colorfully cursing u and ur ancestors, the worst fight u two have ever had just beginning. And u mention the one thing he’s not able to handle. The resets.

U see him flinch back, clearly pained, before being overtaken by rage again, screaming at u the one thing u didn’t want to hear. The thing u COULDNT hear.

He immediately notices u freeze, eyes wide and unfocused, and regret and guilt is written all over his face.

“doll…” he reaches out to u and winces when u flinch back, ur back bumping against the wall. U looked around frantically, needing to be anywhere else rn, anywhere else but here with him.

“doll…. please don’t leave me…. please…” u shake ur head and run out the door.

Neither of u saw the car coming.

Ok @jessyulrich and @label-mentally-deranged tagged me to sdo this thing so, away we go.

A- Age:
15.

B- Birthplace:
Amercia.

C- Current Time:
10:20 PM

D- Drink you last had:
I don’t even remember, the last one I remember was an ice cream smoothie but I might have had something after that.

E- Easiest person to talk to:
I give out way too much information upon meeting someone it’s like I’m an overflowing dictionary of personal shit, so a better question might be who do I not feel comfortable talking to.

F- Favorite song:
Am I supposed to know that?
Maybe for the moment it’s Slayer’s Dead Skin Mask. That song is brootal as fuck yo.

G- Grossest memory:
Well, it’s not the grossest thing to ever happen to me but this still haunts me to this day; I was eating a peanut butter sandwich when I was little and it had a hair in it. I could feel the hair on my tongue and like back into my throat and I couldn’t get it out and I had half-chewed sandwich in my mouth too and eventually I just ran into the bathroom and puked it up and then I couldn’t stop puking even after my stomach was empty. Then I remember getting yelled at for not finishing the sandwich (that my mother absolutely slaved over the kitchen counter to make for me). I still can’t eat peanut butter sandwiches.

J- Jealous of people:
The ones who have traits that I want but don’t have, yeah. Material objects don’t really make me jealous.

L- Love at first sight or walk by again:
It depends on the person, I’ve noticed. I’ve experienced love at first sight once. Not that it matters much, nobody ever likes me back lmaooooooo.

M- Middle name:
May.

N- Number of siblings:
I’m an only child.
I could tell you the story of how my twin died in the womb tho.

O- One wish:
I wish that the universe of Point Blank existed for real. (You can ask about that if you want I love to talk about it too much lol).

Q- Question you’re always asked:
I dunno. Not many people really ask me repetitive questions. Not many people really talk to me at all, much less ask me questions. I guess lately my parents have been asking me when I’m gonna get my driver’s liscence.

R- Reason to smile:
Kirk Hammett.

S- Song you last sang:
Secular Haze by Ghost.

T- Time you woke up:
I honestly don’t remember.

U- Underwear color:
Purple.

V- Vacation destination:
Germany maybe. Or somewhere with mountains.

W- Worst habit:
Getting excited about doing things and then realizing that I suck and really can’t do it.

X- X-rays:
Once I had a really bad infection under my arm, I had to get an MRI.

Y- Your favorite food:
Meat. Burgers, steaks, chicken, fish.

Z- Zodiac sign:
Virgo.

I tag @kirkhammies @flyinghetfield @gabibakos @rikirachtman. If you want to, of course, and if you haven’t already.

Not really in the mood for ecchi mangas rn but I’m bored af, let’s see how bad this is gonna be-

Wait- so THE LADY ARMOR IS ACCURATE AND DOESN’T DO THE BOOB-ARMOR STYLE?! HELLO YES YOU HAVE MY ATTENTIO- no wait I’m not falling for that, could be like that one time with the anime lady’s basketball and have ““cutesy”“ weak moves and no actual powerful action-

*wheezes* ok you have 90% of my attention-

HELLO YES, NOW (combining the points from the previous statement) YOU HAVE

100%

OF MY ATTENTION

first minho dabbed

and continued at fansigns

on the set of tmwtd mv

even going as far to dab at JONGHYUN’S FUCKING CONCERT

and then he unfortunately persuaded his old friend onew to dab with him

and a new duo was created

once again at the set of tmwtd mv

unstoppable even at concerts

taemin was then affected but was not even capable of DOING IT CORRECTLY

poor jonghyun then decided he would follow his bandmates into hell

…key stood strong, he didn’t dab until CHOI FUCKING MINHO INSERTED A DAB IN ONE OF SHINEE’S CHOREOGRAPHIES AND KEY HAD TO.

and that is shinee’s Tragic dab story

Roman Empress Asks

Livia: Have you ever been unfairly blamed for anything?

Lollia Paulina: Do you look like anyone in your family?

Messalina: Have people ever gossiped or spread rumors about you?

Agrippina the Younger: Do you miss anyone right now?

Claudia Octavia: Have you ever felt overshadowed?

Poppaea Sabina: What do you think is beautiful about yourself?

Domitia Longina: If you could start your own business or shop, what would it be like?

Pompeia Plotina: Do you feel drawn to any branch or school of philosophy? If so, which one(s)?

Vibia Sabina: Who are your favorite poets?

Faustina the Elder: Have you ever been involved in any volunteer work?

Faustina the Younger: If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go?

Lucilla: Are you interested in having a political career at all?

Bruttia Crispina: Are you currently stressed about anything? What about?

Julia Domna: Who are your favorite scholars and why?

Here’s some little things I thought about while in target ok (this is purely based off of Jughead in the show Riverdale so these are non-asexual but if u want an asexual one let me know !!!!!)

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-Jughead isn’t a super PDA person but you’re literally the equivalent of a baby Koala so he sucks it up and holds your hand in the hallways and let’s you cuddle up to him in a booth at Pop’s

-ok but when u guys are alone Jughead is super affectionate like he’s got himself wrapped around you

- you guys get in disagreements and get a lil hot headed with each other but u guys never ever fight

-except for that one time when Jughead got in to this mode where he literally shut everyone out and only focused on his novel and u had to set that boy straight

-now every time he gets too immersed or you want his attention, all u gotta do is reach over and hover a finger over the screen (“don’t touch it you’ll leave fingerprints”) and he gets the message

- Pop’s every day after school

-you’re literally the most loyal customers

- although when you guys go an an actual date every once in a while, you’ll go bowling or check out a new restaurant or something

- You buy Jughead stuff all the time like clothes and stuff even though he has his own job because sometimes he shows up to school and he’s got holes in his shirt and it irritates you so much

-when you found out Jughead was living in the drive in because of his situation with his father, you went to Archie’s dad and told him, and told him (word by word) “you are part of the reason he doesn’t have a home now, so you better open up your doors for him or I swear to god-”

-and Fred stopped you right there and told you he would

-you would have had him come live with you but your dad wasn’t a huge fan of the idea

-your mom loves him though

-literally loves him to death

-so he’s over at your house all the time

-and Jughead obviously isn’t a big sexual person, like normal “sexy” stuff doesn’t turn him on, like short skirts and crop tops or any of that

-but g o d

-you are like, an actual angel to him

-he could literally stare at you for hours and hours

-one time he spent the night and left one of his shirts and when he came over one morning you hadn’t gotten ready for school yet and you answered the door and

-you were wearing his shirt

-just his shirt

-his palms literally started sweating, like he literally wanted to slam the door shut and take u right against the wall and that was definitely a new feeling for him

-he respects you so much, he literally has so much respect for you

-before you guys got together, you had fallen for the game that the jocks played and after Chuck Clayton had humiliated you publicly when he pretended to ask you to formal you had been put in the playbook as “the freak”

-When Jughead found out he literally decked Chuck Clayton

-literally punched him in the jaw so hard Chuck stumbled and almost fell

-and Jughead ended up walking away with a bloody nose and a busted lip

-and you cleaned him up and yelled at him and told him it wasn’t worth it and he said  “of course you’re worth it, you’re always worth it”

-and that was the night u guys got together

-you and Jughead never like think about having sex or doing that kind of stuff because neither of you are really huge on it and you guys just aren’t really sexual people

-your first time is like a hint of awkwardness but just like super natural and stuff and it’s rlly intimate and loving and he holds you all night after

-and he wakes up the next morning and you’ve got his shirt on again

-and the next morning you ride him in the shirt

-Jughead literally supports you with anything, he’s honestly your number one fan

-when you tried out for the river vixens he was there

-when you sang in the talent show he was there

-when you did your first musical gig he was there

-and same with him, like you’re always proofreading his articles for the blue and gold for him and being his helping hand, almost like his test rat for his articles and novel and such

-and he’s got a whole folder full of poems and little journal entries and shit he’s written about you

-he will never admit it though

-you guys are so in love and it’s great bc the both of you would never cheat on each other and lie to each other and you guys just have a really healthy and strong relationship that nothing and nobody could get between

Humans are quirky

(I am currently sitting in my parents van, on Tumblr, while my parents are blasting music and arguing. My sisters are screaming at each other while fighting over balloons, which are hitting me in the head. I never realized how tolerant I am to this much stimulant.maybe it’s because I’m in a big family?)

Cri'leon walked into the common room of their ship, trying to stop their mood changing skin from portraying just how terrified it was. The commander decided that with the increase of sadness that the humans are showing, they call it home sickness, Cri'leons ship is hosting a ‘nest gathering.’ All of the humans would meet their nest mates, so they would stop with their sickness of home and would work at the desired rates that they do. All seems fine, except for the Loud high pitch screaming that erupted from the common room. Because Cri'leon ’s ship prides itself on diversity, some of the ty'prys went down in pain in their attempt to cover their what humans call ears.

Cri'leon scurried into the common room, barely missing a, what looks to be a smaller version of human Tricia, but with brown hair, rather than the pastel pink that human Tricia had. Cri'leon looked around the room, thankful to see that human Tricia was following after little human Tricia. It was told that this was a version of playful hunting, where predators practice without the killing of prey. 'Hide and seek’ was the term bestowed upon that practice.
Cri'leon was told of the numbers of the nest members each human had, for the chief wanted to feed said members, but never had it imagined this many members would be attending. So many stuffed in such a small space.
When the screams erupted again, Cri'leon was able to pinpoint it to the mass of children running around. Many of the members appeared to be talking to Cri'leon ’s human crewmates, none of them saying anything of the high pitch shrieking that was taking the ty'prys to the medic.
“Human Tricia!” Cri'leon inimtated, trying to get its vocal tone to match what humans interpreted to emergency. When human Tricia stopped, Cri'leon was able to inform human Tricia of the effects of the shrieking mini humans.
“Ok, we’ll tell my mom.” Human Tricia said, grabbing one of Cri'leon’ s upper appendages and dragging it through the masses of running and screaming mini human Tricias, to an older version of human Tricia, with silver hair instead.
This 'mom'was told of the effects of the screaming mini human Tricia, who apologized, much to Cri'leons surprise. 'Mom’ proceeded to clap a rhythm, causing all of the mini versions of human Tricia, as well as many other versions of human Tricia, cousins they are called, to copy the similar rhythm. They continued on for a while, until the entire common room was quiet.
“You. Are. Too. Loud.” 'Mom’ tells the room. A chorus of apologizes sounded from each person in the group, including those who did not belong to human Tricia. The noise diminished after that and all was well.
After all of the humans nest members left, the ship was quiet afterwards.
Cri'leon went to human Tricia, wanting to update their books on humans. “How did you manage all them?”
“Them?” Human Tricia repeated, her face mimicking what Cri'leon learned was confusion, before she smiled “OH, you mean my family. It’s just focusing on one thing, rather than all of them. Most of them are old enough to take care of themselves, but the younger ones aren’t. No, if one were to pay attention to everyone in their family, they would go insane.”
“Families make a human go insane?!” Cri'leon said, their, now orange, skin portraying the amount of shock in the aliens tone.
“Yeah. Especially with one as big as mine.” With that human Tricia walked away, leaving Cri'leon alone with the only other human on board, human Kristin, with short black hair and a taller height than human Tricia. Human Kristin made a noise, which could be described as either a scoff or a laugh. Cri'leon was never able to tell which.
Cri'leon went to human Kristin and acquired why they made such noise and whether or not they, too, had a family.
“Well,” human Kristin said, leaning against the wall of the ship “I do, as well. Only we have one thing different.”
“What would that be?” Cri'leon asked, ready to start the data input process.
“Mines bigger.”
(Ok, so I attempted. If anybody has anything better, please add on.)

Best Friends Forever

Reader x Klaus Mikaelson

*Requested smut, read carefully ;)

Imagine: You are angry because you ex seems to be really hitting it off since you two broke up. In order to help you through it, Klaus Mikaelson, your best friend, shows up in your place. There, he decides to come clean about his own feelings. After that, things get a bit hot in your room.

Word Count: 3043 

A light rain was pouring outside, matching your horrible mood. Today you had the misfortune of bumping into your ex boyfriend, Matt Donovan, and, to make things even worse, he looked like he could not be any happier, babbling about his growing success. Like you wanted to actually know that! Urgh! And that son of a bitch still felt in the right to comment about your life and fucking laugh about it. So what you had been going out and drinking more? It was none of his business.

Taking a deep breath, you turned on the radio. Music helped a lot to discharge the anger and keep your emotions together. Right now, it was exactly what you needed. Luckily, your girl power song was on: Beyoncé’s hit Single Ladies. A smile fastly appeared, as you started to sing and dance along.

“Acting up, drink in my cup! I can’t care less what you think.” You swayed your hips to the tune and rolled your eyes, wishing you were telling him that. “I need no permission, did I mention?”

“I take you are in a good mood, Y/N.”

The singing stopped and strangled scream came out instead. It took a few seconds for you to realise who had barged into your room, invading your privacy. After the fear went off and Klaus was laughing out loud, you frowned, angry. 

“This is not funny. I could have had a heart attack.”

“You’re a banshee, I’m pretty sure you are able to predict your own death.” You narrowed your eyes. “I’m just kidding! I came back town yesterday and heard Matt was at Mystic Falls as well. Thought I’d come to see how you were doing.”

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anonymous asked:

I feel like, while most people at EU either have a healthy fear and respect for the Gentry or don't last, there are a few that are connected, jaded, or lucky enough that they're just like, 'oh yeah, that's Steve, I mean obviously that's not his name but I call him that, we made out at a party once and he's a pretty good kisser. He's been leaving me gifts and I think we might be dating? Wild right. Yesterday by the lake this kelpie tried to convince me to ride and I just dabbed at it and left.'

100% cannon

“oh yeah you know Jimothy, right, i don’t know why it calls itself that either, the one that’s like…a horse-sized skeletal humanoid on all fours with fuckin’ Vantablack skin? well haha it turns out ol Jimothy just goes nuts for those plastic jewel beads everyone had has a kid, i bought a set for my baby cousin and it paid me three teeth for them? yeah ok you’ve seen it too, right, good, well that’s why it’s wearing like eight shitty necklaces now and i think it tries to do finger guns at me whenever we see each other? like that’s the general vibe i get although its hands are, you know. weird”

Male tennis players still feel the need to downplay Serena Williams.

John McEnroe is promoting his new book and couldn’t resist flapping his gums about Serena Williams, the world’s best tennis player and one of the greatest athletes of all time.

Serena Williams has asked John McEnroe to respect her after he stated the 23-time Grand Slam champion would be “like 700” in the world tennis rankings if she played on the men’s tour.

“If she played the men’s circuit she’d be, like, 700 in the world,” said McEnroe, while promoting his latest memoir But Seriously.

“That doesn’t mean I don’t think Serena is an incredible player, and I suppose anything’s possible; maybe at some point a women’s tennis player can be better than anybody.

"I just haven’t seen that in any other sport, and I haven’t seen it in tennis. If she had to just play the men’s circuit, it would be an entirely different story.”

Williams responded on Monday evening, stating: “Dear John, I adore and respect you but please please keep me out of your statements that are not factually based.

"I’ve never played anyone ranked "there” nor do I have time. Respect me and my privacy as I’m trying to have a baby. Good day sir.“

(cont. Telegraph UK

Tennis is one of those sports where men repeatedly feel the need to say to women "ok you’re good, but you can’t beat me” as if letting her be good on its own is too threatening to your manhood.  I know this isn’t that important and John McEnroe has always been an obnoxious little shit but I do randomly want to make a few points about comparing women’s athletics to men’s athletics.

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i have a lot of things to say abt this ep but THE MAIN THING ON MY MIND:

  • azazel was chained in edom
  • asmodeus (in the books) is prince of edom
  • asmodeus is magnus’ father
  • magnus knew already azazel had been chained in edom for centuries

in conclusion:

  • does asmodeus have conflict with azazel? was he the one who held him?
  • does magnus have something to do with why azazel got imprisoned there?
  • IS THIS WHY AZAZEL CHOSE MAGNUS TO FUCK WITH SPECIFICALLY??

anonymous asked:

Hey, I find really sweet the way you write Saeran, and I was wondering if you could write about him crushing desperately on mc and trying to express it, even if he had no idea of what to do (if you want to add the whole RFA too is ok and if you don't want to do this request, it's okay too, you can write about an idea of your own instead!)

Haha, glad you like our characterization! This prompt was so cute, so we decided to also do a few others in the RFA along with Saeran. Hope you like it! 


Saeran:

  • He realized he had feelings for you when he called you at 4am one night
  • He had a nightmare and you were the first person that came to mind
  • He tried to apologize for waking you
  • But you just told him that you would always be there for him no matter what
  • Somehow, it hit him hard and he fell harder
  • He acts a bit awkward around you afterwards
  • He has these new feelings that he’s not sure how to cope with
  • Still, he wants you to know that he appreciates you
  • All he knows though is what he’s seen on TV
  • Like he tries to give you his hoodie…and then gets embarrassed when you thank him but say you’re not cold
  • He notices you walking too far out on the street, so he’ll give you a little push so you’re closer to the sidewalk…only he pushes you a little too far
  • “Oh, sorry! I didn’t mean to cut into your personal space, Saeran.”
  • No…that’s not what he meant…don’t go so far…oh noo
  • He tries to surprise you with ice cream with nuts on top…only you politely refuse because you’re allergic to nuts
  • You get overly excited one day and give him a hug
  • He gets as red as his hair and you ask if he’s okay, all the while getting a little closer
  • Poor boy is dying
  • At this point, Seven (who had been watching the whole painful process) intervenes and gives you a little nudge…and your lips land on Saeran’s lips
  • Ah, guess the secret is out

Yoosung:

  • You two had spent a lot of time together in the months after the first RFA party you hosted
  • One day, you two were just walking around and talking and you started talking about some personal problems
  • You apologize and admit you feel safe around Yoosung
  • He’s immensely touched to think that someone could feel like that about him
  • Only he can’t stop thinking about how that moment felt….or about you
  • He realizes he’s starting to develop a crush on you
  • He gets flustered every time you compliment him on something
  • Even the smallest thing gets him blushing
  • Big compliments destroyed him
  • “Yoosung…your shoulders have been getting broader.”
  • “Really? Thanks! You too!”
  • “What?…”
  • “NO!”
  • He tries some pick-up lines…but he keeps losing courage after the first “hey, MC!”
  • Eventually he does get some advice from Zen
  • Finally, he confesses to you….it only takes him a year

Jumin:

  • You and Jumin had been talking in the chat a lot more after the RFA party
  • He realizes that he feels something different about you than the other members
  • He knows what it is…but doesn’t want to confirm it just yet
  • V is hanging by the penthouse one day and Jumin just starts rambling vague questions
  • V listens carefully before looking up at him 
  • “So, you’re asking what happens when someone thinks about a person all the time, wants to see them, and finds themselves opening up more by accident?….So, you got a crush on MC?”
  • Does Jumin Han is blush? Yes he does.
  • Whenever you two meet, he’s always trying to find an excuse to spend time with you
  • He wants to get to know everything about you…only he gets so nervous, he asks sooo many questions
  • It’s okay, cuz you find it cute
  • He’s usually really good with his words, but around you his brain is a mess
  • So, in attempts to be smooth, he quotes a drama he’s recently watched
  • Only…you recognized the quote and now he’s embarrassed
  • At the next RFA meeting, you admitted you found him attractive
  • His response came out stammered you broke Jumin
  • Once he gets his feelings sorted and put together, he does eventually confess to you


Seven:

  • Your car broke down one night in a strange town and you were really scared
  • You call Seven to see if he’d be willing to pick you up
  • He can tell you’re pretty shaken up so he offers to call one of the other members to help
  • But then you tell him you’d feel more comfortable if he was around
  • He didn’t know why, but the statement made his heart brain beat really fast
  • You’ve always been good friends, but as he’s driving you back home, he finds he has an urge to spend more time with you
  • He doesn’t know how to approach you to just “hang out”
  • So he does the only thing he knows how…
  • You call the next day, “Seven, I got a virus on my computer!”
  • “Oh…is that so? I can come over to fix that.”
  • He knew he had to think of something new after the eighth virus
  • Luckily he doesn’t have to because you kind of caught on and invited him to hang out a few times
  • Sometimes little compliments slip out but he tries to cover it up real fast
  • “Wow, you look pretty today,” he mumbles
  • “What?”
  • “Uh…you haven’t unlocked that part of 707. Try again at level 5.”
  • Coincidentally, it’s in one of these slip-ups that he confesses…and you actually hear it 

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Tantalizing: 03

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Tantalizing: 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08
Ship: Jungkook | Reader
Description: Back in high school, you were nothing more than a nerd Jungkook wanted to deflower, to get a good fuck from. When he sees you at the club, though, things have changed drastically, and his dominance starts to teeter on the edge.
Warning: Sub!Jungkook, Sex Toy, Masturbation, Handjob, Oral, Degrading Names, Film, Exhibitionism, Blindfold, Hair Pulling
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Yeah I know this is going back, but a lot of things in this episode always bothered me, and hardly anyone ever seems to mention them. 

One of the things I feel gets totally overlooked or brushed aside both within the episode itself and by fans,is that Amethyst was actively encouraging Peridot to make jabs at the other Gems.  It  started out as a single mildly frustrated comment about “permafusion” from Peridot and her venting about her lack of understanding,  and probably wouldn’t have gone any further, but  then Amethyst started egging her on.   

Also don’t forget Amethyst found Peridot insulting the other Gems, including Steven really funny up until a negative comment was made about her. Then suddenly Peridot was wrong, being mean, and had to apologise to Amethyst and ONLY to Amethyst (Steven got made fun of too, and at Amethyst’s request  "do Steven next!!“ ) . 

Peridot at this stage was still new to Earth social skills and what is and isn’t acceptable behaviour on Earth , so  I can understand why she was confused by Amethysts sudden angry reaction when she was doubled over laughing at similar comments made just moments before.   

 Don’t get me wrong, I like Amethyst, but I feel like she was being a total hypocrite here , and  her own blame and behaviour was never, and has never, even been acknowledged, let alone addressed.

Yes, Peridot was wrong and needed to apologise, and to Steven as well, really, not just to Amethyst,  but it wasn’t exactly unprovoked and Amethyst was in the wrong too. 

I liked the episode overall, just not how all the blame was dumped on Peridot (who by her own admission was still learning, and did feel bad that she upset Amethyst even if she initially didn’t understand how) , yet Amethyst who encouraged her to throw insults around and so escalated the whole thing in the first place , was made out to be the poor innocent victim by everyone including Steven. 

Also, getting away from Amethyst for a moment, the whole leash thing in this episode bothered me too. I can understand why Garnet would find being asked to unfuse  offensive, but Peridot didn’t, and at least tried to be polite in how she asked. Keep in mind that on Homeworld fusion is only done for practical reasons (officially anyway, the off colours prove some Gems break the rule, but its frowned on and they are severely punished if caught), and mostly that practical reason is  fighting. 

Peridot later reveals she understands and is fine with Opal because she can clearly see  and understand the practical reason for them fusing.  Peridot’s  initial discomfort with Garnet was not her objecting to the romantic relationship but her feeling intimidated because, thanks to Homeworld mentality,  she  associated fusion with violence/fighting. She’s actually fine and very quickly accepting when Garnet actually takes the time to talk to her and explain why, and that their fusion is romantic in origin, and doesn’t say another word about it. 

In fairness to Peridot if someone was hanging around me with a sharp knife  drawn and I could see no rational practical reason as to why they needed it in context,  I’d get uncomfortable and nervous too. Ok probably not the best metaphor, but you get the idea, and Peridots are not trained or meant for combat in the first place. She was probably feeling especially vulnerable from the still quite recent loss of her limb enhancers too. and all Garnet had to do was actually talk to Peridot about it. Instead Peridot was simply  tied up and kept on a leash like some disobedient animal, which would be a completely humiliating and degrading punishment for anyone, and again, no one objects  or questions it and she’s even left leashed for most of the episodes remainder. 

Apart from Steven she’s also pretty much excluded from the group for the rest of the episode too.

 This is also hypocrisy, because they are all expecting Peridot to empathise with and understand them and their viewpoint   without taking the time or effort to extend the same courtesy to her. 

 The Gems got better in subsequent episodes, but I feel like their treatment of her in this episode especially was overly harsh and very  unfair in general. 

She was not going to instantly understand or magically just know all the new rules , and confusing her by teaching her the wrong behaviour (Amethyst) was completely unhelpful. 

<sarcasm> But hey, it was all Peridots fault, and humiliation as a punishment is a great teaching tool… </sarcasm>

The List - Bruce Wayne x Reader (Quite NSFW)

Summary : You and Bruce, are making a list of all the people you slept with…Because why not ?

I just had this stupid idea when I was at work and sorry for it…hope you’ll still kinda like it and boom, here :

Do NOT read if NSFW/smutty things make you feel uncomfortable, you can go check my other fluffy and angsty stories instead, over there ;-) : 

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You don’t even remember who started it.

You don’t remember if it’s you who made a snarky comment first, or him.

You both were equally gifted in the sarcasm area, so it really could be any of you. And none of you could actually remember the instigator of it all…

But oh someone definitely started it, and now, you were both sitting on the floor around the coffee table of the living room, a pen in hand, a blank sheet of paper in front of you, thinking about all the people you had sex with. 

Or rather, about the people you had sex with and that you both knew. 

Who cared about some unknown guy from a bar, or a girl from a gala ? 

They meant nothing. They were just pleasure on the spot, something that didn’t matter at all and…to be honest, both you and Bruce didn’t care about those one night stands with people you didn’t give a damn about…You both knew you weren’t each other’s first time after all, and one night stands ? They were long over and there were not nearly as much as everyone thought…Bruce had only a few, and you too. And again, it was such a long time ago, and so meaningless (definitely not your favorite kind of sex, and Bruce would agree with that). 

This list was about the people you had sex with, with whom you shared part of your life, and/or someone you both knew. 

You knew almost everything about each others, but your past relationships ? You rarely talked about it. You never felt the need to, as you were too in love with each others for anyone else to really matter…

Both of you already stated multiple times, in your long years of marriage, that you never loved anyone like you loved each other. That all those past relationships were nothing compared to what you felt to each others. 

But…Curiosity always got the better of the two of you. 

And besides, when Bruce learnt that you used to date his best friend, Clark, he started to wonder if you slept with anyone else he knew, after all, you knew lots of Justice League members before knowing him so…He just wanted to know (he would never admit it, but he was quite jealous really. Grumpy Broosh). 

And so here you were, after one of you made a comment about it (wether it was you comparing Bruce to Clark or him saying something about Selina, you didn’t quite remember), writing a list. You were writing the last name on yours when Bruce raised his head and, very sternly said :

-I’m done.  

You smiled as you finished the last letter of the name you were writing and looked up, smiling at him. 

-Me too. 

Just another proof of how you were always so damn in sync, finished right at the same time. He doesn’t smile, and you smirk at him as you exchange papers. And…Exact same number than you. You quickly look over it and chuckle a bit, he detached his attention from your list (his frown getting bigger by the second as he was reading it), and, a bit suspicious, says : 

-What ? 

-Bruce, I think the two of us basically slept with the entire league. We’re super-sluts my heart. 

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